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Huddah Monroe Denies Smashing Colonel Mustapha 50 Times in 2 Weeks before Going On To Brag about Her Unrivaled Skills in BEDminton

They say that a real man does not kiss and tell, but Colonel Mustapha just cannot seem to keep his sexual trysts under the deck, despite dating a Gospel musician.

Colonel Mustapha left Huddah Monroe and probably his saved girlfriend scandalized after he said that he banged Huddah Monroe 50 times during their controversial and brief romance 2 years ago. A p**y whipped Mustapha revealed that Huddah Monroe was also a sex goddess and she could give it to a man ‘proper’, hakuna mchezo kitandani.

See Also:Colonel Mustafa Reveals He Banged Huddah Monroe A Record 50 Times At The Height Of Their Brief Romantic Escapade

Huddah however did not seem too pleased that Mustapha made this confession and promptly took to social media to get back at the ‘Dodomo Singida’ musician.

“Why would a nigga say I’m a sex addict? Some people will look for relevance in any way. Banged me 50 times a day or a week? Where and when? Some Men need to grow the f*** up. !” she ranted.

 

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Huddah being Huddah did not seem to mind the ‘good in bed’ compliments she got and went on to brag “I appreciate the compliments he said on live TV .When Huddah takes your MAN he AIN’T coming back. Best believe! He says I was trained in BEDminton by the gods at least he got one thing right. Baddest Chika in Bedminton.”

Hehehe Martha Karua’s Lawyer Gitobu Imanyara Is The King Of Trolls! Look What He Did To Deputy President Ruto and

Gitobu Imanyara is one of the country’s prominent lawyers and politicians a factor strongly supported by the fact that he has been one of the players in the multi-party movement and the list of clientele he has had along with his outspoken nature.

One of his recent prominent clients is former presidential hopeful Martha Karua. Well, on Sunday, the lawyer did prove to have mastered one art pretty well too that of trolling with sarcasm and an eye for a fitting picture along with the words. He took issue with the Deputy president and Central Imenti MP Mwiti Irea. This is what he put up;

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After Going Broke And Being Peanuts By MCSK, This Is Elani’s New Strategy, Will It Work?

They made news when they spoke about their tribulations under MCSK. Trending under #ElaniSpeaks, the band started what was more like an avalanche of protests and confessions from artists as different ones came through narrating their ordeal and at least the public became aware.

Well, the band is truly back this time musically. They have what promises to be a major collaboration akin that of Akothee and Diamond Platinumz.  They have teamed up with the legendary Jose Chameleone to bring you their new hit ‘My Darling’. 

Having gone broke once, they seem to have learnt from their past and this time they are determined to earn from their music. Their new song is only available upon purchase for 30/- only. They have the teaser out.

This is quite a bold move on their part given that it is quite a new one in a market that is known to be stingy even to listen to what is available freely. It will also be a challenge to the millions that cannot get to even hear the teaser or have to hear the full song before they make a purchase. The biggest challenge however lies in protecting the song from piracy once it has reached the masses.

The enthusiasm from their fans on their social pages is quite encouraging although many of those who have tried accessing the song through the code provided are experiencing problems and the USSD code also seems to be working on Safaricom lines only. Such initial technical difficulties in this part of the world can be quite a discouraging aspect to the end user.

The group seems excited with the move and talk of experiencing a lot of traffic. Success sure belongs to the bold and only time will tell if this was the right move. Here is the trailer;

 

President Uhuru’s Message That Melted The Hearts Of Team Mafisi

Finally, the commander in chief spoke something that attracted the attention of the thirst bandwagon!

Last Saturday, Baba Ngina made his way to Brookehaven Gardens in Karen to witness a couple exchange vows.

What impressed the President was the fact that the lovebirds were from different ethnic backgrounds. The president was suddenly struck by an ingenious idea, he finally found a ‘cure’ to the chronic disease that has been crippling Kenya, tribalism.

Uhuru thinks interethnic marriages is the solution to ending tribalism in Kenya.

“I have this morning joined the families of Chemeli Chumo and Kevin Oduor to witness their wedding ceremony which took place at Brookehaven Gardens, Karen. It is always a joyful occasion when we see our children bring us together. It is better to be united as a nation than be divided on ethnic lines. I urge all Kenyans to emulate the young couple who have made a choice to break down the barriers of ethnicity through intermarriage. What our country needs is unity, which will help in building a strong nation for all of us to live in and enjoy peace. I wish them joy peace and understanding in their marriage and God’s blessings for abundance and long life.” Wrote President Uhuru.

Team Mafisi were impressed that the President addressed the issue of marriage. But they want the president to do more.

Hyenas have once again issued a plea to the president to fly in Eritrean babes so that he can not only end tribalism but also narrow the bridge between Kenya and Eritrea.

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For The Lovers of All Things Vintage and Classy, Concours d’Elegance Launches A TV Program

The Alfa Romeo Owners Club has opened the entry list for the 2016 CBA Africa Concours d’Elegance which will be the 46th in the annual series organized by the Club. The event is scheduled for September 25th at the Nairobi Racecourse.

The regulations have been posted on the event website (www.concourskenya.com) and a list of classes and entry forms have been mailed to past and potential competitors, and officials. In the near future printed copies will be available at the official launch of the Concours and the premiere of the TV programme. Arrangements for this popular motoring and social function will be announced soon.

Meanwhile Concours fans will be able to enjoy a preview of the TV programme which will be televised eight times on DSTV Supersport. The series commences on Monday February 15th at 8.00 pm on the Supersport Nine East Africa channel and the final one will be at 2.00 pm on Thursday February 18th on Supersport Eight.

The acceptance of the CBA Africa Concours d’Elegance TV programme for Supersport is a tribute to the Africa continental status of the event which has been recognized and sanctioned by FIM Africa since 2006. The filming, editing and narration were the work of Screenshot Productions who have produced a programme which meets international standards.

This highlights some of the unusual cars and motorcycles which were admired by spectators at the Nairobi racecourse during the assessment by the judges. These include the 1934 Railton of Diccon Wilcock, Francis Kungu’s 1951 Riley and Paul Chemngorem’s 1962 Volkswagen Karmann Ghia. Among the crowd-pulling motorcycles were the 1925 DKW of Sati’s Classics and a 1927 Raleigh and a 1946 Harley Davidson which were prepared and entered by the Vintage Motorcycle Club of South Africa.

Last year the Concours attracted 23 entries from outside Kenya which came from Rwanda, South Africa, Tanzania and Uganda. The Concours TV programme is being used by the Alfa Romeo Owners Club to publicize the event to motor clubs in Africa and beyond.

Former NTV Producer Gives Citizen TV’s ‘Wedding Show’ And ‘Samantha Bridal’ A Run For Their Money’ With This New Exciting Wedding Show

39 couples will have their journey to the altar featured in a new wedding show set to air on our TV screens soon.

The show will be launched by Sheila Mulinya who worked as a producer for ‘Ndoa’ another wedding show on NTV and is expected to run up to the end of December.

Sheila made this announcement with this: Hello good people! Happy New Year and Congratulations to all those getting married in 2016…I am embarking on a new and exciting wedding show that will air on an East African channel. Would you like your wedding featured on the new show? Or do you know anyone who might be interested? We will film your entire wedding and provide you with 3 original DVD copies for free! NO CHARGES will apply on both filming and the screening of the same. Interested? Please inbox me for more details! Thanks in advance!”

If you are interested in being a part of this new exciting show you can contact Sheila here

Colonel Mustafa Reveals He Banged Huddah Monroe A Record 50 Times At The Height Of Their Brief Romantic Escapade

He must have known he would never get the chance to smash Huddah Monroe again that’s why he went on rampage banging like his life depended on it!

Colonel Mustafa briefly dated Huddah Monroe way back before the socialite got serious sponsors who could fly her in business class.

Huddah has repeatedly denied claims her relationship with the ‘Dodoma Singida’ rapper involved spreading her legs.

Mustafa has however clung to the story that he bonked the slender socialite. The problem of shagging, you can’t undo a f**k, can you?

Anyway, in an interview on East Africa TV’s Friday Night Live, Colonel Mustafa said he banged Huddah Monroe 50 times in two weeks.

The rapper spoke highly of Huddah’s prowess in bed, a reason why he always couldn’t resist sticking his third leg in her cookie jar.

Mustafa thinks Huddah could have been trained by the likes of Getrude Mungai to acquire unmatched skills in bed.

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NTV’s Kobi Kihara Induces Thirst And Envy after Showing off Her 10/10 Boyfriend (Photos)

I’m more into the chocolate colored men but that does not mean I cannot appreciate a caramel man once I spot one.

And Kobi Kihara’s man is certainly a looker. And I am not the only one who thinks so.

The NTV presenter recently showed us the tall man who has her heart and the team mafissetes where left grabbing gallons of water after these photos:

 

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‘Rihanna’ Now Vying For A Parliamentary Seat In Uganda (Photo)

Many have been wondering if Barbadian Beauty Rihanna is contesting for a seat in the upcoming Uganda General Elections on February 18th.

This was after a few posters were spotted bearing her face. A contestant by the name Nabukenya Joan is now vying for a seat as the District Woman M.P an she decided to use the pop-singer’s face to lure in voters.

Check out the hilarious poster which has since gone viral on social media:

 

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Hii Pesa Si Ya Kuchezea! A Man Is Killed After Slashing Two To Death When He Lost 30k In Gambling

Bet only what you can and gambling is for entertainment not a source of income. This is the golden rule for betting and other gambling forms.

However, few listen or even adhere to it. This is the case of one Tanzanian man who was gambling at the City View Bar and Restaurant Casino in 10th Avenue in Eastleigh. While betting, the man John Mchanga lost 30,000 and it was at this point that he approached one of the lady manager’s office to get a chance for free play.

The lady obviously declined and it was at this point that John went berserk and removed a Somali sword which he used to stab the lady severally killing her on the spot.

A security guard who tried to intervene was also struck on the shoulder and he died a few moments later before running off. A third guard who followed him was also struck and wounded by a crowd who had been watching pounced on the man stoning him to death before the police arrived. The third guard is fighting for his life at Aga Khan Hospital.

 

Who Knew That Ciru Muriuki from ‘The Trend’ and Hot 96 Would Look This Hot? Check Out Her Never Seen Before Photos Below

‘New year new things ‘seems to be Ciru Muriuki’s mantra for 2016.The former Nation F.M radio presenter (now at Hot 96) caused a flurry of emotions after she released some rather sultry photos .

Ciru shows off her gorgeous eyes in the photos which she simply captioned the photos “2016…the year of the Boss Lady”

 

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How To Get Laid Quickly During This Cold Season

Due to global warming, it’s cold season once again here in nairobi and I know you don’t care about science or whether the earth’s climate is getting messed up. You only care about sex. So this is a quick guide for quick sex with women. If you are looking to get laid easy and fast during this cold season, there are a few things you need to consider

1. Lower your standards (a little)

I know you like dark skin chics or light skin babes but come on now. This isn’t the time to be a ‘skinicist’. If such a word exists. You’re looking for sex, not a future rurashio partner.

You don’t have to throw out all standards. But if you want to get laid fast, you should probably sacrifice some things you would normally want.

Maybe the chic weighs more than Madtraxx and Mejja combined. Maybe she’s dumber than Huddah Monroe. Maybe her hairstyle is not so appealing. Who cares. This is about sex. Funga macho na unyandue..haha

Be honest with yourself. Either you’re turned on by her, or not. If your friends will make fun of you for hitting on the momo chick who turns you on, then go out alone. You can switch back to your original standards when the sun is shining again

2. Focus on DTF chics

In case you have been living in Cuban jungles and have no idea who ‘DTF chics’ are? Then let me be kind enough and tell you. These are girls that are yearning for the ‘stick’. They have either been in dry spells for long or just love getting banged.

If you are looking for quick lungula yet the girl you are chasing is not ‘Down to Fuck’ than you’re just wasting your time. Do not waste any time on a girl who isn’t going to give you exactly what you want. You would rather focus on finding the girl who is ready to have sex quickly, instead of warming up a girl who might be a gamble.

So, how do you tell if a girl is DTF? Here’s a few tell tale signs that I look for:

  1. i.She doesn’t get angry when you bring up sexual topics. If you are chatting with a girl who gets angry when you mention even one sexual word, you are wasting your time
  2. ii.She talks a lot. If you meet a girl who talks a lot and pays attention to everything you say, or responds immediately every time you text her, she wants the ‘D’
  3. iii.She moves her body a lot: The is the classic horny girl indicator. Her feet are moving, her eyes are staring everywhere, her hands are touchy touchy

3. Hunt online too

There are plenty of prospects online nowadays. Just don’t be creepy. An app like Tinder is very useful for getting laid so long as your main picture is one where you are wearing a suit or standing next to car. All women are materialistic. It’s just the levels that vary. To a lady, a man who is wearing a suit or standing next to a car is a man who is focused and has his mind towards wealth

For sites like Facebook and Instagram, look for the chics that like your posts more often. Those girls are your secret admirers. Hit them up and ask to take them out. If you play your cards, right, you will bang them. I have banged several.

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4. Approach lots of women and put your sexuality out there

By far the most important thing to do is approach lots of girls. Punani won’t just come to you from heaven. You are not Justin Bieber

If your head is in the right place and you’re not afraid of rejections, this should be simple.

This is a numbers game. The more chics, you approach the more you will bang

Putting your sexual desires out there will screen out the wrong girls. This includes girls who are interested, but not interested enough to close the deal that night. If you aren’t sexual enough, you will waste your time on girls who enjoy the attention/ flirting, but aren’t willing to sleep with you quickly.

5. Don’t be afraid to ask

This no time for the ‘let’s take things slow and see what happens’ bullshit. Sometimes, honesty is the best policy when it comes to fitting your genitals together with someone else’s. When you’re having a great time with someone and there’s a “vibe,” oftentimes both parties will wuss out and end up in bed alone dissecting the entire evening and wondering what went wrong (while probably also masturbating, maybe crying).

It’s like when you were in school and your teacher would say, “If you have a question, chances are someone else in the class has the same one, so ask it.” If you want to bang a chic, chances are she wants to bag you too. But she won’t even talk about it. It’s your job. Man up, take one of the team, and invite her to your crib

For more tips on ‘kuomba vitu’ you can read my article on ‘How To Negotiate With A Kenyan Girl For Sex When She Comes To Your Place’

Quiet ‘Mother-In-Law’ Actress Gets Her ‘Sexy On’ and Shows off Acres Of Thighs And Lots Of Cleavage In A Low-Cut Tight Dress (Photo)

Catherine Kamau recently turned 29 and as expected, she threw a grand party which was filled with many of her famous, close friends.

Those who attended the party include Tahidi High’s Abel Mutua, TRHK’s ‘Njugush’ Innocent Njuguna from ‘Santalal’, Tahidi High’s Jolene and Faith Mary Nyaga from ‘Mother-In-Law’.

We know Faith’s character ‘Lisa’ as the quite, simple woman, but away from the screens, Faith is quite the siren.

For Catherine’s party, Faith decided to show off her ‘blessings’ in a jet-black, skin-tight dress that she accompanied with white heels.

Check her out below:

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This Is How You Bail Out Of A Pregnancy Like A Boss! Watch What This Kisumu Man Did

It seems the month of love will see pretty much hate going around. When not being bombarded by stories of domestic violence you will be getting news of infidelity and other pretty ugly incidents.

However, none is as hilarious and sad at the same time as the incident in which one man decided to bail out of his girlfriend’s pregnancy on Facebook denying having anything to do with it given that it has been 13 months since he was last with the girl.

Here is the post the man put up addressing all his friends and the poor lady one Evelyne Owuor . I guess that is how someone bails out… the father is yet to be established while the man has since deleted the post posting instead of having moved on.

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Nancy Baraza, Anne Waiguru,Martha Karua,Gladys Shollei… Why I Believe Women Should Not Be Allowed To Be Powerful In Society. Or Allowed To Hold High Positions.

After her ignominious hounding out of office,for her recklessness at handling a small security matter at a ritzy public mall,Former Disgraced Deputy CJ Nancy Baraza came back on television to grant some sort of a mea culpa interview to Larry Madowo,attempting to,at the same time,own up to her past malfeasances and also absolve herself from most of the criticism she received and ‘wrongful accusations’.

She sat there,suddenly philosophical and all,trying to draw us to her plight,drive away the fact that she was rude and disorderly,cover up the fact that she trampled upon a poor young female gate man and even physically-and verbally – violated her.

Baraza didn’t seem an inch remorseful,even pointing out that the way she’d deal with Larry Madowo,an educated and cultured TV individual,with a decent salary and solid social standing,is probably not the way she would handle – or would have handled -her victim Kerubo,a lowly female soldier with a measly salary,few social connections and little or no social power.

My mother used to work in our of the biggest Agricultural Cooperates of the 1990’s and Nancy Baraza was then the Corporation’s lawyer. And immediately Nancy was relieved from her duties,for her violent nature and disrespectfulness , my mother,a retired woman who now runs a Church,told me of what a troublesome and arrogant Lawyer Nancy Baraza was in the 90’s. My mother,a woman I trust and take seriously,told me of what a bully Nancy Baraza was,what a cold,icy heart she had and what a monster she was to the company and those around her.

Don’t be fooled by the pity-patty interview she granted to Larry Madowo,skirting around her iniquities,shifting the blame and attempting to drag in the sexism card. Nancy Baraza has never been a humble woman with the manners to handle her subjects graciously and with kindness and surely,she deserved all of the severe punishments that were brought on her after she,even though she still denies it,shamelessly pinched the nose of a very lowly and piteous gate soldier. With no remorse at all.

Prior to Baraza’s interview,we were treated to yet another spectacle… That of Miss Anne Waiguru,the well-manicured,well-to-do equally Disgraced Devolution CS who was also hounded out of office in a dramatic crescendo that threatened to tear the Country apart. Throughout her turbulent tenure,Waiguru had the most controversial and polarizing run of any Cabinet Secretary.

Buoyed by the far-fetched rumor that she held a special place on the President’s heart,Waiguru almost became untouchable and quickly became one of the most powerful figures in the Jubilee administration. If not the MOST POWERFUL.

According to some of her workmates and juniors,who gave private interviews to news outlets,Waiguru almost became a demigod,feared and loathed in equal measures. Waiguru,the CS,became a monster,a terrifying figure and a horror to most of her colleagues who,it was revealed,she would shut down with the ruthlessness of an Egyptian Princess and the heartlessness of a Russian tsar.

Waiguru was said to ride roughshod over her colleagues,intimidating her way through to the top,making mincemeat of anyone who dared question her or stand up to her vaunted majesty.

Enter Gladys Boss Shollei who,it will be agreed unanimously,was a monster,a terrifying leviathan,a fire-breathing vampire and a destructive typhoon who entertained no nonsense,was drunk in power and fancied putting people – especially men-in their place.

Shollei’s dishonorable ouster from the Judiciary had little to do with her obvious malversations and much to do with her red-hot attitude,combativeness,dictatorial tendencies and tyrannical leadership.

And thus,when cornered and accused of quantifiable wrongdoings,these women,owning to the manner in which they run their offices,were faced with nothing but absolute resistance and an army that was more than ready to send them home.

Waiguru may have been innocent as pointed out by the recent EACC press release absolving her from any financial crimes but still,the people who dragooned her out if office must have done so not because she was necessarily corrupt but because she had become a cancer,a pain in the ass,a tyrannical lordy individual,a despot and a hard-headed mistress who was difficult to please,to work with or under and to coexist with.

Baraza’s ouster also had a lot to do with the nature,her imperious character and her attitude as a Boss than her Village Market transgressions.

And we all know what a brutal totalitarian Martha Karua was at the height of her political superstardom. A cold,blood-sucking sea monster. Some sort of a Kenyan Imelda Marcos.

There seems to be a pattern here… The stronger the woman, the higher her position in society,the plummer the job she holds,the more the titles she holds, the more she becomes a monster,the more she becomes dictatorial, the higher the chances of her feeling sweet,trampling over her juniors,abusing her power and even oppressing her fellow women and shutting them down.

Women,it has been proved in the past,as in the cases of Hillary Clinton,Nancy Pelosi, Grace Mugabe, Lucy Kibaki, Ranavalona 1,Catherine the Great, Cleopatra etc, tend to morph into ferocious beasts the moment they’re bestowed some huge titles,given some gargantuan responsibilities,elevated to great positions of power and made to preside over powerful institutions.

Powerful Kenyan women must understand that the reason they get a beating,the main reason they’re gleefully hounded out of office,the main reason Society loves to watch them fall to disgrace and tribulations is mainly because of their attitude,their nature,dictatorial character,lack of respect and general unlikability.

Women tend to get more drunk with power than men and therefore,more prone to abuse of power,disrespect for the lowly,despotic tendencies and general lack of public manners and humility.

These women must first learn to how remain grounded and committed to public service before they can be allowed to steer a powerful institution only to bring it down with their nastiness,raw bitterness,combativeness and abject disrespect of their juniors and mostly – their fellow women.

Until then,this species of human beings needs to NOT be elevated to high positions. Until then.

Kill me now!

Wealthy Father Of 11 Chases Wife Out Of Matrimonial Home In Thika To ‘Marry’ Biological Daughter Whom He Has Been Shagging (Photos)

Storm In Paradise! Another case of incest was reported in Thika only this time round it involved a wealthy religious man!

Virginia Wangari is crying foul after her second born daughter slept with her husband and engineered her separation with her better half.

The mother of 11 who is also two months pregnant stormed her matrimonial home in Thika demanding to be given her 6 month old child.

Virginia claims her husband, Samuel Kamotho, is involved in some sort of cult and had locked her in a room where he constantly raped her in their mansion before kicking her out.

And that was before he went ahead to reveal her hubby was involved in all manner of debauchery with her second born daughter whom he turned into his wife.

Drama was witnessed as Virginia stormed the home demanding to take her child. She was confronted by her husband and daughter who denied her entry.

The two opposing sides were engaged in running battles as neighbors watched in dismay mother and daughter fighting over a lover.

Samuel Kamotho denied claims he was romantically involved with his daughter bragging how he could sleep with anyone he wanted because he had money but one of the neighbors said she overheard the daughter referring to her dad as ‘my love’.

“Ameambia babake hapa kama anachapa mamake ‘come my love’ wakaingia huko ndani.” The neighbor revealed.

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The girl who ‘snatched’ her mother the husband

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Twitter Bigwig Brian Mbunde Shows Us His Romantic Side After He Did This for His Curvy Girlfriend

Most Twitter Bigwigs are famous for being relentless cyber trolls but they are thosealso known for setting trends and pushing for change in the political climate.

But when they are not setting trends they like to be a little romantic, just like Brian . Brian Mbunde recently showed that he can be a knight in shining armor too. And what better way than sharing a coke with your loved one?

The chocolaty bigwig got to share a coke with his sexy girlfriend Ivy since the month of love is finally here and with Valentine’s day around the corner its important to make a statement.

 

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You too can be as romantic as Mbunde and join the “Share a Coke 2” Campaign and haver your name, your friend’s or spouses name and even a unique inclusion of emoticons and phrases that willl enable you to “share a feeling” and express your love  to your near and dear ones.

The campaign which gives Coca-Cola consumers the opportunity to swap the iconic Coca-Cola logo with personal names of their friends, relatives, family and expressions to communicate and connect with their loved ones has been running from December last year.

 

NTV’s Ken Mijungu Rushes To Propose To A Hot Kenya Airways Babe After Calling It Quits With His Ex Agnetta (Video)

Is it a season of love already? With Valentine’s Day only four days away, celebrities are rushing to propose.

Just last week KTN’s Hassan Juma was the talk of town when he proposed to his sweetheart Eve Buya.

Also Read: Sorry Ladies! KTN’s Hassan Jumaaaaaa Is Officially Off The Market. See The Comely Mommy That Won His Heart

Apparently Ken Mijungu was waiting in line to propose. The NTV political reporter proposed to his sweetheart, Laureen, during her birthday.

Ken ended his relationship with Agnetta and hooked up with Laureen sometimes last year. His fiancé works for the national carrier, Kenya Airways.

So now have Avril, Sharon Mundia aka This Is Ess, Sarah Hassan, Hassan Jumaa and Ken Mijungu in the queue waiting to walk down the aisle.

Watch the video below to see how Ken Mijungu’s engagement unfolded:

 

After Crying Foul Over their MCSK Woes, Elani Does Something Pretty Surprising With Jose Chameleone

After enjoying a great year back in 2014, Elani fell off the grid for practically the whole of 2015.This year Elani revealed that they had been silent because MCSK had paid them peanuts in lieu of royalties.

A declaration that led to many artistes coming forward to discredit MCSK. And for a whole month MCSK was in hot soup after the raging debate caught the country by storm.

Despite the discouragement they got from receiving the little cash form MCSK, the group has surprisingly made a grand comeback. And I say grand because the 3 musketeers have partnered with one of East Africa’s legends Jose Chameleone to bring you a hot new track, My Darling, just in time for Valentine’s Day!

 

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Below is a sample of their new song and if you like it Dial *808*80# to get the full song for 30 shillings only:

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Vera Sidika Dips Her Hands In Her Pant To Play With Her Punani In Her Furnished Living Room (Photo)

What was her hand doing deep down in her panties? Vera is definitely on a mission to ruin all the men and turn them into thirsty monsters.

Socialites have a knack of attacking men with raunchy photos and videos. While the likes of Sandra Bosset opt to share birthday suit photos, socialite queen has never posted her bare photos but her titillating stunts have ‘killed’ men all the same.

Vera Sidika is now wagging on people’s tongues thanks to her decision to post a photo while she was flipping her bleached bean.

On the photo, the socialite queen is seen taking a selfie (likely indication she was photographed by someone else) while her other hand was exploring her privates.

The photo generated hell lot of comments with majority of them obviously drooling as they wished Vera’s hand could be theirs.

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A Brutal Man Is On The Run After Beating His Beautiful Wife To Death( Graphic Photo)

Even with increasing campaigns and awareness drives against domestic violence, it appears the cases keep on increasing and crazy cruel men keep on leaving ladies maimed  and fatally injured and in other cases lead to death.

Just this week a case has flooded the internet regarding a man on the run after his repeated assaults to his beautiful wife resulted in her death according to autopsy reports. The man Salim Kiprono Serem has now gone in hiding after his actions ended the life of quite a beautiful lady with the autopsy revealing her internal organs had sustained major injuries and the heart, liver and other crucial organs had blood clots and discharge.

The police and family are looking for the man and here are the photos.

 

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A Toast To The End Of All Hostilities! Willy Paul And Bahati Are Now Tighter Than Amos And Josh

No more feuds, no more character assassinations… It’s more of a déjà vu than a great reconciliation. Call it whatever you want but Bahati and Willy Paul are friends again!!

Bahati and Willy Paul’s on/off relationship reminds you of a wife and co-wife scenario where they unite in times of need and draw daggers when you least expect.

Sometimes last year in April, Willy Paul and Bahati publicly put their differences aside to shake hands and denounce their beef at the Safaricom Groove Awards Nomination Night.

The delicate truce lasted only a matter of days as the two gospel singers went back to the battlefield to exchange fire.

Well, it appears Willy and Bahati have agreed to another ceasefire. Today Willy woke up to beat the drum for Bahati’s new song ‘Itakuwa Sawa’. And he called his archrival ‘brother’.

“Video alert, its finally out! I know you’ve watched my brothers latest video… But just In case you haven’t watched it, kindly check it out on YouTube and request it both on radio and tv… Baraka.. One nation under God.” Wrote Willy.

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Is Willy sincere with his gesture? Or is it another publicity stunt??


Even After The Accident and Loss Of Their Friend, Uganda Ghetto Kids Still Do The Magical, Watch This Awesome Dance To Justin Bieber’s Sorry (Video)

As last year came to a close, the talented dance troupe of kids from Uganda popularly referred to as Ghetto Kids lost one of their own in a freak road accident while a friend the surviving Patricia had to spend some time in hospital undergoing treatment.

Well, this year they have picked up where they left before the misfortune and nothing is as beautiful and talented young people overcoming misfortune. Their hilarious moves seem well placed in this project they did a dance cover to Justin Bieber’s runaway hit Sorry. Here is the video from the group

 

Disputed Elections At Chuka University That Saw Meru-Nairobi Road Barricaded And Property Destroyed Was Sparked By Tribalism After All! (Photos)

Chaos at Chuka University yesterday went bizarre prompting the administration to close varsity after students went on rampage destroying property.

Chuka University in Meru County has been closed indefinitely following disputed students’ elections. Chaos erupted after students disagreed on the outcome of the elections.

Rioting students torched the campus bus, destroyed property within the University and outside and proceeded to barricade Meru-Nairobi road before the police finally intervened.

Some students claimed the election was manipulated to favor student leaders from a certain tribe. The police are yet to get to the bottom of the incident.

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Nancy Baraza Cared For The Downtrodden And Did Not Deserve The Mob Lynching…Now Standard Editor Reveals A Unknown 15k Contribution She Made Privately To A Starving Turkana Lady

Nancy Baraza, is back in the news thanks to a rare candid interview she did with Larry Madowo. Well, given the manner in which she was hounded out office albeit with her own undoing too, few Kenyans ever got to see the side of this lady beyond the image of an arrogant drunk with power woman.

Another journalist has come out too and revealed what The former CJ kept on saying, that she indeed works for the suffering citizen and would not have it in her to look down upon a Kenyan due to her status.

Former Standard Editor in charge of Rift Valley Vincent Bartoo had some revealing information about the lady sharing how after a report they did on Turkana, the then Deputy CJ, called him and asked if she could help a specific old woman get basic necessities. Here is the story as told by the journalist Vincent Bartoo.

Watching former deputy CJ Nancy Baraza’s interview on NTV tonight reminds me of a personal encounter I had with her. I was then working for Standard Group as Editor Incharge of the North Rift. We went to Turkana to cover one of the region’s worst drought. We did a special report on the devastation of the drought that was headlined ‘Are they Kenyans?’ in The Standard newspaper, thanks to my then boss Kipkoech Tanui who empathised with the situation in Turkana & demanded we give a detailed report. This coverage would contribute to the launch of the Kenyans for Kenya initiative that saw fellow countrymen donate food for the Turkana starving families. As I sat in my office feeling proud of the work my team & I had done to bring the Turkana plight to the country’s attention, a call came through. “Chamge Bartoo”, the female caller said. I responded in the affirmative waiting for a further Kalenjin conversation. “This is deputy CJ (I shot up from my seat as though she was standing right infront of me), thanks for waking us up to this reality”, she said. “There is this mama (photograph) on page…is she still alive?”. I said yes. “How can I reach her?”. I went on to give her the woman’s details. We had met this aged mama alone in her manyatta starving & literally gasping for food. “Bartoo do this. I know you can reach her & I trust you to do this favour for me. Iam going to send you money, please arrange & buy her food and make sure you deliver it personally to her”. I respectively said “Yes madam, I will ensure that. God bless you indeed”. After a few minutes I got an Mpesa message reading: Confirmed, you have received 15,000 from Nancy Baraza. The rest as they say is history. We bought food supplies for this woman that lasted a couple of months. Unfortunately, we were later informed she later passed on but not of hunger. Why am I sharing this? Just to state that in every human being there are flaws but they do not outweigh the good. I admire her admission tonight that she made mistakes that day during her encounter with the guard, Kerubo. I also agree with her that such episodes happen for us to change our persona for the better. But I strongly concur with her that she shouldn’t have gone through the mob lynching & eventual hounding out of office. 

This Is Why The Court Has Refused To Detain The Assailant Who Brutally Beat A Pregnant Langata Woman Seen In The Viral Video Last Week

She was the talk of the nation last Wednesday when a graphic video and photos showing how she was beaten black and blue started circulating online.

A certain Mr. John Wambugu was last week caught on camera beating his pregnant wife senseless as neighbors watched.

Also Read: 6 Month Pregnant Langata Woman Brutally Assaulted As People Watch

The batterer has not been locked in police custody thanks to a yesterday court ruling by resident magistrate Miriam Peter Mugure.

The magistrate said the application to lock the wife batterer for three days lacked merit since the complainant had not formally recorded a statement and filled a P3 form.

Prosecution also failed to convince the court why Mr. Wambugu posed a threat to the security of the complainant or witnesses in the case to warrant his further detention in custody.

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Larry Madowo Rushes To Uganda To Collect More Evidence Against Twitter Bigwig In A Bid To Save His Ass In A Court Battle

This war began sometimes in August last year and it’s still raging on to date; blogger-in-chief is out to ‘finish’ Larry Madowo!

Last year, Twitter bigwigs; Cyprian Nyakundi and Xtian Dela, were exposed for allegedly trying to extort Kes 50 million from Bidco Refineries in exchange for taking down stories that painted Bidco’s name in bad light.

Also Read: Listen To Cyprian Nyakundi and Xtian Dela Try To Extort 50 Million Shillings from Bidco

Larry Madowo came out to roast the two individuals saying they were guns for hire to maim anyone’s reputation in Kenyan twittersphere.

Also See: Larry Madowo Roasts Xtian Dela And Cyprian Nyakundi Over Their Extortion Activities

Cyprian was offended by Madowo’s utter ‘defamation’ and gave him an ultimatum to apologize or he files a lawsuit.

The NTV anchor failed to meet Nyakundi’s conditions and the blogger proceeded to sue his ass. The case was first heard on 25th January 2016.

Nyakundi revealed Larry asked the court for more time to rush to Uganda to collect more evidence against him.

The twitter demigod is confident Madowo has nothing to pin him down saying he’s eagerly waiting for him to come with his evidence from Uganda.

“Just like I promised , I proceeded to court and sued NTV’s Larry Madowo for defamation .The mention of the case was on 25th January 2016 and Larry Asked for more time to go to Uganda and collect more evidence to prove that What I tweeted about a certain company that grabbed land in Uganda was false . Strange that he just said I am a malicious person w/o proving/checking his facts . Now you see what I told you ????? Story of journalists just saying things without evidence. Anyways I am not commenting further about a matter in court but I wish Larry Madowo well as he collects the mountains of evidence from Uganda to save himself . Meanwhile we are waiting for his evidence.” Wrote Nyakundi.

9th February 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

Former Deputy Chief Justice Nancy Baraza and Maina Kageni are still the hottest topic in town. Ms Baraza, in an interview with NTV‘s Larry Madowo, said that Maina destroyed her career by claiming that she went to buy ‘condoms and a vibrator’ at the Village Market mall on the day that saw her tussle with a security guard, Rebecca Kerubo. The two aside, below are the trendy stories this Tuesday morning:

#1Popular NTV And Inooro TV Actress Loses Her Mum (Photos)

#2Forget Joyce Omondi And Waihiga Mwaura’s Shocker, The Best-Kept Secret Is That One Of Sauti Sol’s Bien And Ex Deputy Chief Justice Nancy Baraza

#3‘Shaffie Weru Atakunyandulia Bibi Ukiwa Tour States’ Fan Crudely Warns Bien Of Sauti Sol After He Flaunted His Gorgeous Boo

#4They Grow Up So Fast! Daughter to ‘Machachari’ Actress Sophia Takes Her First Steps (Photos)

#5“That Maina Kageni Thing Shaped My Discourse’ Former Deputy CJ Nancy Baraza Places Blame On Maina Kageni For ‘Sexualizing’ Her Case With Stories Of Vibrators and Condoms (Video)

#6After Deserting Diamond When He Was Six, Diamond’s Dad Broke Down In Tears After Missing Out On Tiffah’s Party

#7Maina Kageni Responds To Ex Deputy Chief Justice’s Claims That He Stocked The Fire About Her Purchasing A Vibrator And Condoms

#8After Churchill Show’s ‘Mtumishi’ Got ‘Married’ Last Year ‘Mchungaji’ Proposes to His Girlfriend on Live Television

#9Congolese Nationals In Kenya React After Angela Chibalonza’s Sister Is Found Dead In Her House In Nyayo Estate Embakasi

#10Kathy Kiuna’s Sultry Daughter Stephanie Gets Blasted For Dressing ‘Indecently’ and Exposing Her ‘Big Tomatoes’

Kathy Kiuna’s Sultry Daughter Stephanie Gets Blasted For Dressing ‘Indecently’ and Exposing Her ‘Big Tomatoes’

The Kenyan public fell in love with Stephanie Kiuna instantaneously after she gingerly teetered into the limelight, but fame is a double edged sword and sometimes it cuts you the wrong way.

Stephanie found herself on the receiving end of an angry tirade from a Kenyan man who felt that the Kiuna’s daughter was lost. This is because Stephanie was spotted on multiple occasions flaunting her goodies.

” Allan Kiuna and Kathy of JCC, first preach to your lost daughter Stephanie before preaching to us……Must she show her “Big Tomatoes” to us?” an angry man wrote.

 

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Kenya’s Richest Female Musician opens up about Marrying Her Younger ‘Mzungu’ Boyfriend

She recently released her first song of 2016 called ‘Sweet Love’ that featured Diamond Platnumz a song that has garnered over 620,000 views.

As it turns out she has some ‘Sweet Love’ in her life, a man she intends on marrying this year.She took to social media to share photos of the mysterious man and also reveal their wedding date.

” 5th of November 2016 , venue (passport,visa , air tiket) that one man who remained standing , he has collected me & my set of #teambigfive, marry the man who loves you , not the one you are madly in love with #Sweetlove link on my Bio don’t ask me his age because if he is younger than me , you will call me sugar mummy & if he is older than me you will call him a sponsor, now between me & you , who has misplaced priorities? You go for your age mate & be happy,” she wrote.

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Kenya Prepares to Host East & Central Africa’s Biggest Live Jazz Experience

In just two weeks Kenya will once again play host to some of the most recognised names in modern jazz, when stars from seven countries including Kenya take the stage at the annual Safaricom International Jazz Festival.

The event, which will be held at the Safaricom Stadium in Kasarani, will see artists from USA, UK, Belgium, Israel, Nigeria and South Africa perform alongside some of Kenya’s best live jazz bands.

“This event is about bringing people together to enjoy fantastic music and marketing our country as a destination for live jazz music, which is fast becoming a part of Kenyan music culture,” said Bob Collymore, Safaricom C.E.O.

“Kenya is beautiful in so many ways. We’re known world over for sun, sand and safari, and we want to add a vibrant arts culture to our repertoire. Our aim is to use the Safaricom International Jazz Festival as a platform for cross-cultural exchange in terms of music and culture, as well as to position it as a must-attend event for both domestic and international tourists,” he added.

This year’s line-up includes epic performances from three-time Grammy Award® winner Branford Marsalis (USA), Jef Neve (Belgium), Maya Beltsitzman and Matan Ephrat (Israel), Sons of Kemet (UK), Siya Makuzeni (South Africa) and Kunle Ayo (Nigeria) – who performed at the Safaricom Jazz Lounge in 2014.

They will be joined by two of Kenya’s most prolific jazz bands: Afrosync, and Edward Parseen and the Different Faces. The Safaricom Youth Orchestra, which comprises of gifted instrumentalists aged between 10 and 18 years, will open the show with some jazz favourites

#KenyansvsNigerians: Nigerians Finally Thrash Kenyans Clean Fair And Square

I would say Nigerians used their numerical advantage to crush Kenyans but this time round it wasn’t a case of ‘no retreat no surrender’!

After months of competing against some of Africa’s finest talents, in front of a huge global audience and three of the toughest judges on the planet, Pascal on Sunday, February 7, did Kenya proud with a third-place finish in the maiden season of TECNO Own The Stage.

It was a culmination of years of hard work for the charismatic Pascal whose charming personality and good stage presence endeared him to the hearts of millions of fans across Africa, especially female fans.

For his efforts on the show, which took place in Lagos, Pascal went home with $10,000 and a Tecno Phantom 5 smartphone.

The winner of Africa’s first televised karaoke contest was however the Nigerian-born Shaapera, who went home with the competition’s grand prize of $25,000 at the end of Sunday’s Grand Finale in Lagos. In addition, she also earned for herself a recording deal as well as a brand new TECNO Phantom 5.

In second place was the Tanzanian, Nandy, who went home with $15,000, a three-month internship programme at the internationally acclaimed Chocolate City, and a Tecno Phantom 5 smartphone.

Sikin, who was the other Kenyan who made it into the show’s Grand Finale, placed fourth at the end of it and went home with a Tecno Phantom 5 smartphone.

But she also looks destined for greatness after putting up a series of exceptional performances from the show’s outset.

It seemed not long ago when 15 contestants – five each from Kenya, Nigeria and Tanzania – came together in the city of Lagos in their quest to be crowned the continent’s best.

But after over 13 weeks of intense competition the battle became a four-way contest for glory, with Pascal the only male in the pack.

And Africa, as well as the world in general, can’t wait to see much more of Pascal, Sikin, Nandy and Shaapera after performing so marvellously well on TECNO Own The Stage.

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Pascal (far right) with Tecno Own The Stage Winner Shaapera

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Tecno Own The Stage Winner and runners up taking selfies

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Judges Bien and Yemi Alade

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Shaapera the winner of Tecno Own The Stage

For more info and updates on TECNO Own The Stage, you can log on to the show’s website on:

www.tecnoownthestage.com.

You can follow the show on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbG37SOg6yfKXnD0byZUkUA),

As well as through any of its social media accounts on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/Tecno-Own-The-Stage-1620883718194632/),

Twitter (https://twitter.com/tecnoowndstage)

and Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/tecnoownthestage/)

Keep the conversation going: #TecnoOwnTheStage

 

Meet The African Designer Whose Clothes Were Featured on Beyonce’s New Video ‘Formation’

Beyonce’s new video has caught the world by storm due to her implicit and explicit commentary on #blacklivesmatter, hurricane Katrina, black empowerment among other issues that affect the black community .

To show that she walks the talk, Beyonce even featured designs from Loza Maléombho’s 2016 Spring Summer Collection.

 

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Loza’s collection on the left (Photo: africaninspiredshow)

Loza  was born in Brazil but was raised in Côte d’Ivoire and the United States but permanently relocated to Côte d’Ivoire where she runs her thriving fashion line.

 

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Loza: (Image saintheron.com)

Despite learning her craft in New York and working with feted designers, Loza decided to produce her clothing in Côte d’Ivoire, so as empower women by hiring those from harsh backgrounds to work for her.

 

 

Extremely Hot Photos of the Good-Looking Guy in Sauti Sol’s ‘Isabella’

When Sauti Soul released the video to ‘Isabella’, their Sixth single off their new album ‘Live and Die in Afrika’, one man caught the ladies attention.

And they begged and coddled Sauti Sol to give more information about the star attraction in the video and the only information they could give us was that he is taken and not on social media. But the ladies will be glad to know that the fine man is on social media now and you can follow him using this handle commercialmodelguy.

His name is Leon Ramseur and he is a Model, Actor, Casting Director and a Booking Agent with Leon Lions Castings and Bookings.

Ladies feast your eyes:

 

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Holy Moly! Trailer Falls On An Ultra Expensive Volkswagen Touareg Along Southern Bypass Smashing It Flat Like A Chapati (Photos)

Hope the owner of the expensive Volkswagen SUV has insurance cover that will give him a new vehicle! The moti was smashed like a sweet potato!

Kenyans have been sympathizing with the owner of a Volkswagen Touareg which was smashed by a trailer that fell on it.

The accident happened in Gitaru junction where Southern Bypass connects with Nairobi-Nakuru highway.

No one was injured during the accident. The trailer is said to have lost control before it fell on the Volkswagen Touareg.

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President Uhuru Dispatches Former DJ Big Ted To Win back Two Kenyan-Inspired Movies Set To Be Shot In South Africa

President Uhuru has tasked former deejay, Big Ted, to see to it that the Westgate and Dr Richard Leakey movies are shot in Kenya.

News about Westgate and Dr Richard Leakey movies shot in South Africa sparked fury in Kenya as folks couldn’t digest how Hollywood was snubbing Kenya again.

Also Read: Westgate Attack Movie to Be Shot In South Africa and Here Is Why We Cannot Complain

The President has since intervened to make sure this time round Kenyan-inspired movies are actually shot in the 254.

Hollywood has snubbed Kenya one two many times shooting blockbusters like The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in Czech Republic and The Ghost and the Darkness in South Africa.

Uhuru has dispatched Ted Kwaka aka Big Ted, who is in charge of State Branding and Events, to seat down with by Sports, Arts and Culture CS Dr. Hassan Wario and other stakeholders to make sure Westgate and Dr Richard Leakey movies are shot in Kenya.

The aim of the meeting is to solve issues that prompted Hollywood producers to think of South Africa as an alternative location to Kenya in the shooting of the two movies.

Plans are reportedly underway to secure a meeting with Hollywood Producer Richard Harding to woo him into accepting to shoot the movies in Kenya.

Credit: The Standard

‘You Would Be An Ambulance Chaser Without Corruption’ Boniface Mwangi to Ahmednasir Abdullahi

Two loudmouths over the weekend turned Twitter platform to a sort of battle scene and threw wild barbs at each other.

Well, for people used to getting loud and picking fights, the public was rather entertained when the two locked horns. accusations flew with Boniface Mwangi accusing the Grand Mullah of reaping corruption proceeds while the lawyer said Mwangi is a tool for his donors with no free mind of his own. Here is some of the snippets for their bites;

 

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Free The Nipple: ‘Nairobi Dairies’ Star Ella Sets Her Tatas Free For a Night Out (Photos)

It’s not yet Oct. 13 (National No Bra day), but that has not stopped this reality star from going under-wire free.

While Vera Sidika is the queen of going braless and wearing extreme cutouts, her co-star Ella was the centre of attraction as she posed for pictures quite seductively alongside Navio.

Ella wore a blue maxi dress and seemed very cheery despite the fact that she wore the same dress that had her slammed by fans during a ‘Talk Central’ episode on K24.

 

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Celebrating The Life Of A Legend! Kenya Mourns The Life Of A Man Who Was The First In 300 Yrs To Write His Dissertation In Latin

Kenya is mourning the passing of an icon who has contributed greatly to Kenya’s academic and social circles, Professor Joseph Nyasani.

The professor died at Aga Khan Hospital out of cardiac arrest after battling multiple organ failures according to doctors at the facility. He was 79 at the time of his pasing yet with the zeal to still continue his academic work. As the nation celebrates a rich life filled with outstanding achievements here are 6 interesting facts about the professor;

1. He has been surviving with a bullet lodged in his head for the last 21 years after a gun attack in 1994 saw him shot with the bullet going just above his eye through the skull

2. He once in 1952 formed part of the pupils entertainment troupe that entertained the then Colonial Governor Sir Evelyn Baring in Kisii

3. He is the author of 41 titles in a range of fields from philosophy to a metaphysics

4. He broke a 300 year old record by writing his Doctorate degree dissertation in Latin while studying in Germany 1963.

5. As a young man he was destined to be a catholic priest and was even studying at St Peters’ Seminary in Kakamega

6. He was the first Chairman of the Kisii University Council

 

After Churchill Show’s ‘Mtumishi’ Got ‘Married’ Last Year ‘Mchungaji’ Proposes to His Girlfriend on Live Television

Last year, Daniel Baraza popularly known as Mtumishi got ‘married’ to a beautiful lass in a mock ceremony for gospel singer’s Mbuvi video Nxukulu.

Now Mchungaji is getting married for real to the love of his life Fridah Kathambi. Fridah revealed that she met Mchungaji back in 2009 and started out as friends until Mchungaji expressed his intentions with Fridah and they started dating. A relationship that has lasted for more than 3 years.

Mchungaji has now decided to make his girlfriend of 3 years his wife and proposed to her during a K24 Wikendi bulletin and she said yes. A scene that was witnessed by Mtumishi and K24’s Ahmed Juma Bhalo.

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Here Is Luo Pride, Celebrated Blogger Jackson Biko Goes On A Rant To Prove Kisumu Is Not Shags This is His Evidence

Being Luo is truly a lifestyle and a burden at least going by the way they explain their issues, world view and basically their struggles. You can always trust a Luo brother to pick the strangest struggle.

Take Jackson Biko’s struggle over the weekend to explain his difficulty in explaining Kisumu is not shags. Well, he could have simply explained the large area Kisumu is and the fact that it is nt the only place in Nyanza etc along those lines. But then, you see being Luo is a burden and the articulate Biko had to even use pictures to prove Kisumu is not shags. This is what he wrote

When you tell people (mostly from Central) that you are going to shags they ask you, “Oh, you will be in Kisumu? I have never been!” They imagine that every luo comes from Kisumu. That Kisumu is this small village where everybody who says they are in shags meets at the river every evening to take a bath. And chew sugarcane. I once told someone that I was in shags and they said, “Oh, Jimmy also said he was in shags, maybe you will run into him in Kisumu!” Never mind Jimmy is from Siaya and I’m from South Nyanza. There is no way we can meet when we are both in shags. Not even if we both stood on the highest hill near us and waved a red shirt. Kisumu is not shags. And shags is not Kisumu. I want us to repeat this together; Kisumu is not shags and shags is not Kisumu.

In fact, this is how Kisumu looks like now. This is Acacia Premier hotel. Does this looks like shags? Whose shags looks like this? Can you see a cow in that room? Is there a brown river running through that reception? Can you see naked children swimming on that balcony? Kisumu is not shags and shags is not Kisumu.

 

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After Her Tremeondous Weight Loss Success, Nazizi Gets On Billboards (Photos)

Nazizi, the acclaimed first lady of rap is working on making a musical comeback.

However, while that is still a developing project, the singer’s weight loss make over is what has grabbed headlines of late. Well, she is now on billboards across several roads in a fitting and elegant wedding dress.

Well at least you can be sure she is not going to cause road accidents. The move is a bold marketing strategy to promote her single wedding ring which is the first love song she is doing as a solo artist in what makes quite a interesting re-branding effort on the artists and her handlers part. Here are the photos of her on billboards;

 

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 Here is the trailer of the up coming song

  



‘Shaffie Weru Atakunyandulia Bibi Ukiwa Tour States’ Fan Crudely Warns Bien Of Sauti Sol After He Flaunted His Gorgeous Boo

Bien from Sauti Sol just can’t get enough of his girlfriend and has taken to social media on multiple occasions to flaunt his new beau. And who can blame him? She is quite the catch.

He recently shared a photo of himself and his new beau and the new couple looked very much in love as they enjoyed some time off and cosied up to one another with his girlfriend finding solace on his lap.

This photo triggered a number of comments from his followers with one fan urging him to keep his girlfriend away from the limelight otherwise Team Mafisi members would make a feast out of her.

With one folloeer by the username batistuta21 crudely writing Endelea kuanikia team mafisi.. shaffie weru atakudi***a wife time uko tour states

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