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“When I Text Uhuru Kenyatta He Responds.” SONU Ex Vice Chair Irene Kendi Who Admits To Being A High Class Prostitute Sleeping With Rich Men Brags (Audio)

“Me I can make someone missing, I can kill, I can send someone to jail… Mi ni kila kitu…” Ex SONU Vice Chair is heard disclosing how powerful she is.

An audio uploaded by blogger Cyprian Nyakundi reveals what a high class whore former SONU Vice Chairman Irene Kendi is.

In a telephone conversation with an unknown person, Irene narrated how she f*cks city tycoons who have made her a very powerful woman.

“Every woman f**ks, the difference is others f**k internationally and others f**k in the village. I trade with my brains, I don’t trade with my legs. Everybody including Uhuru Kenyatta ananitambua. When I text Uhuru Kenyatta he responds because he knows this woman is not just like any other woman.” Irene is heard confessing.

The ex SONU Vice Chair goes on to explain in details how she’s above the law and the bloodcurdling crimes she can commit.

“Wewe unanijua?? Kama nilisurvive na Babu Owino University of Nairobi kwa wale Wajaluo… Who do you joke around with my dear?? Me I can make someone missing, I can kill, I can send someone to jail… Mi ni kila kitu!! Naambianga watu politics is not for faint hearted.

My ex husband alinipiga social media… akanipiga… akanipiga na still he lost. Alinipiga vita social media kila mahali na that time I was SONU Vice Chair. Akanipiga kila mahali… Akanipiga all over na bado mamayao anaendelea kurise. Am going very far…”

Listen to Irene confessing she sleeps around in the audio below:

 

Former P-Unit Member Frasha Shows Us a Side of Him We Have Never Seen

Many celebrities are now using their fame for a good cause. We have seen celebrities like Adelle Onyango, Janet Mbugua, Maina Kageni and others use their fame for the greater good and bettering the community.

Frasha in the other hand has been working on some philanthropic projects of his own that have now come to fruition. He will be donating a modified tuk-tuk from Sportspesa and 10 wheelchairs for disabled patients to use when they are going for physiotherapy.

 

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He also revealed that this was the last of his many visits there since he has already accomplished much of his goals there but he is definitely looking forward to future projects. I don’t know where God will send me next.Frasha concluded.

”Nilikuwa Na Pesa Nyingi, Magari na Nyumba Lakini Baada Ya Kuwa Na Jaydee Kila Kitu Kikayeyuka” Lady Jaydee Husband Accuses Her For Fleecing Him

Lady Jaydee has just undergone a dirty divorce with her husband Garner Habish and now the man is crying foul.

Speaking with the Tanzania’s Wembe, Gadner revealed how he had fallen on hard times after getting into relationship with Jaydee and accuses her of fleecing him and leading him to his present position.

“Nilikuwa na pesa nyingi sana, magari na nyumba kadhaa lakini baada ya Jaydee kila kitu kiliyeyuka” Gardner lamented. Gardner lamented how he now regrets ever leaving his first wife looking at the troubles that have encumbered him. He says even his face and poor body state he attributes to the stress he had during his relationship with Jaydee.

The two had quite an exciting wedding back in 2005 but problems started as early as 2014 ending up in a divorce. Jaydee came out saying she is the one who called for the divorce from the radio presenter while now Gardner has just revealed how she fleeced him before leaving.

Two Side Chicks Fight At An Hospital Ward After They Discovered They Shared The Sick Man They Were Visiting (Video)

Sick patients were treated to a free live action as two girls fighting over a man they were visiting decided to strip each other.

A cheater was admitted at a hospital and he made the mistake of informing his two side chicks he was recuperating in the hospital ward.

It seems the man’s days as a seasoned philanderer were numbered as the two girls visited him at the ward at the same time.

Discovering they shared the man they were visiting, the girls pounced on each other throwing claws all over as they tried to tear each other’s flesh.

The sick boyfriend tried to intervene but the catfight kept on going as he wasn’t strong enough to handle two girls raging in anger.

Other patients at the ward watched in horror as the three participants entertained them on the floor of their ward.

Watch the video below to see how the action unfolded:

“I Met Him First!” Larry Madowo Celebrates After Pulling A Fast One on Lillian Muli

Larry Madowo was extra-jubilant this morning after he got to enjoy something no journalist has been able to achieve, not even Lillian Muli.

Meeting Aloe Blaccc and booking him for an interview.The American star will be live in concert at one of the upcoming ‘Blankets and Wine’ events, on April 10th to be specific.

 

“When @aloeblacc is in your city and you get to meet him first. He’s on @thetrendlive tomorrow, performing and hanging out. Then you can watch him at #TheAloeBlaccShow on Sunday” Larry gushed.

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Ugandan Comedian Salvador With 8+ East African Comedians Promise an Exciting Evening of Comedy Come This Weekend

This chilly weather got me dreaming of the hours I should be spending in the house, bundled up with back to back binge series-watching from Sacadal, Quantico…need to check out Billions, hear it’s dope! My weekend was set by the way, till I heard theirs a Stand-up comedy this weekend…at my joint (happy dance), Galileo! All my series watching just crambled, there’s no way I’ll be in the house and such a night passes by. Don’t want to be told stories about the night…I want to be the story teller. Your plans also dearie, cancel. We heading to Galileo’s Sato night. The 8th of April 2016, from 9pm.

The night has an amazing line up, with comedians across East Africa;

  • Salvador from Uganda
  • Emmanuel
  • Mammito
  • Paul Wakimani Ogutu
  • Amandeep Singh
  • ProfessorHammo
  • & Jalango

Do you know, this is the first time Churchill Comedy Club & Galilleo lounge will be mashing it up to bring us this Urban Comedy, one of it’s kind.

Guess the host…Larry Asego.

Churchil will also come through..

 

Then there will be an after party

  • Deejay Mfalme
  • Dj Kriss Darling

on the decks.

Amaze balls, right?

 
Tickets are; 2000/= for VIP and 1000/= Regular
 
Proudly sponsored by Jacaranda Hotel Westlands & Laugh Industry.
 
Come and have a ball.

“Njoki Chege Cannot Meet Her Financial Obligations After Taking A Loan To Buy Her Small Toyota” Crazy Fan Exposes Njoki Chege

Njoki  Chege has been  quite a loose cannon for some time now and just when everyone was about to forget about she pooped up again.

Her recent article as usual targeted a certain group and as always was laced with so much vitriol it overshadowed whatever she wanted to put across. Well a news presenter at seems to be an ardent fan of sports betting and has decided to answer back, going totally ham and uncovering what he says is ‘lack of financial responsibility on the part of Njoki Chege’.

Christopher Odhiambo, does not stop there and goes on to ask the lady to get married and start acting her age which he alleges is 33 not 27. It is a response filled with as much bile as it is personal. He alleges that Njoki Chege went to the Standard’s staff sacco and took a loan of Ksh. 700,000 which she used to purchase a Toyota IST.

According to Christopher, Njoki has now failed to pay Ksh. 268,000 of the loan. Her actions have apparently led to the jeopardizing of her media friends who acted as her loan guarantors who include; Charles CEO Otieno, Tracy Bett, Stephen Ndegwa and Harold Ayodo. 

“Njoki Chege should stop calling men poor unless she wants them to clear for her the loan.And even after she called out guys whose achievements include driving a Subaru, you would think that the lass would be balling like no one’s business but no, she is as broke as a basic Nairobi chic is drowning in debts.”

Here is the full venting by the the guy.

Citizen TV Actress Strips Down For a Sexy Maternity Shoot (Photos)

That’s one hot mama!

Janet Kirina famed for her role in ‘Makutano Junction’, Block D and Higher Learning almost bared it all for a risqué maternity shoot which reveal the star’s beautiful baby bump.

While some people would call the shoot risqué, Janet would not have it any other way and had this to say to people who thought the shoot was risqué “How else do you shoot a baby bump? Really! Thing is I told my photographer to not edit any parts…keep my body looking as natural as. It’s my pregnancy body and I am so comfortable in it. Having another human growing inside you…it’s truly a miracle?

“Let’s talk about your photo shoot, what inspired it?”We sought to find out. “I actually wasn’t up for a baby bump photo shoot. I had settled on the selfies I have. My Photographer though refused. He insisted…so I pulled a few outfits out and he called the shots.” She disclosed.

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Photo Credits:Jester Photography

Check out the rest of the interview below:

Have you been working throughout your pregnancy? How was that like?

It’s been great. I am simply that person that would go crazy if I am not working. It doesn’t mean overworking, it means, listening to your body. If it calls for a break then there’s no need to push. There are meetings I have cancelled just to sit at home cause I didn’t feel strong.

Have you chosen a name for baby yet?

Wololo…I keep changing my mind. Not sure yet.

How soon so should your fans expect baby number two?

You just trying me. Hahaha. I do want a big family but if getting things in order is already much for 1 child na mwingine je! I keep asking my mum how she’s been doing it.

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Photo Credits:Jester Photography

How was your baby shower?
It was the sweetest thing my girls, rather squad could do for me. It was a surprise. Had my cousins and closest girl’s.

What did you learn from the baby shower?
That pregnancy experiences are different. Advice on motherhood too will vary but at the end, a child is truly a gift and your life will never be the same.

Acha Ushoga!!! Diamond Pierces His Nose Sparking A Raging Online Outcry (Photo)

Baba Tiffah is getting spoilt in Europe! Diamond is now making himself look like a rockstar with several piercings.

The other day we were talking about Diamond’s mother, Sanura Kasim, getting spoilt after she was spotted in fancy teenage clothes.

Also Read: Diamond Allowing His Mother To Get Spoilt In Old Age? The Once Decently Dressed Swahili Woman Now Wears Fancy Clothes That Are A Preserve Of Young People

Now Diamond is also getting lost in Western culture and his Tanzanian compatriots won’t allow him to import bizarre inculturation to Bongo.

Diamond took to the social media to flaunt his new nose piercing and the reactions were massive, 98% of those who commented on his photo either bashed him or advised him to sober up.

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@abdulahimo2: Majanga Hayo…. @diamondplutnumz acha ushoga

@ibrinho_95: Anamuiga Chris huo n ushoga…

@hermess_rd: Dah kwel wa wafata bendela kafanya @diamondplatnumz Yuko sahii tuwache usenge wa tujitaelewe sio kila kitu Sawa

@abdulahimo2: Big Lips.. Domo Acha kujifananisha na kuiga tabia Ambazo sii maadili ya kitanzania…. And what about Kids who watching you Watakuje in future?? Damn nigga

@pdozen_nation: Umechomaa aseee uyoo ni ushogaaa yani.we we mwenyewe uliimba micheze yao nikutobowa puwa kumbe at a wewe ni walewale

@matindigani: Kuma LA mama yako DIAMOND

@hamidananzia: Vya ulaya hivo,haya tutajuaje ulikua ulaya mwezi mzimaaa.i

@iamjoao_jr: @tin_dadie naona bro kaamua kushndana na dadaake had kwenye pua sasa

@magesa.augustine: Bwege ww,, usimba au ulioness ” tafuta Mme

@jonh_kiba: kaenda kuuza mkundu ulaya kwa kisingizio cha show

@iamjoao_jr: @choc_lecity njoo umuone Simba hku kawa kuku tena tetea

@viobyb_wa_s: Unatuumiza mashabik wako Wa kwel toa icho kipin kaka @diamondplatnumz real nimefeel bad sana

@mariamjuma82: Yani nilikupenda kama dungu yangu ila kuanzia leo umenitoka moyo nilikua nikikupenda sana mpaka nawaambia wanangu wewe ni mjomba wao dooo naomba utowe iko kipini haraka

@nemes46: Dah unazingua chibu embu linda heshima yako hayo mambo ni ya kina dada wewe mtoto wa kiume tena wa kiislamu sio poa kabisa

@tumainibruno: hapo umezingua kisenge

Now That She Is Bob Collymore’s Wife,Here Are 6 Things That Wambui Kamiru MUST STOP Doing Immediately! Because Her Life Has Changed.

Getting married to a VIP is not an everyday occurrence. Or a walk in the park,for that matter. Besides the perks that come with it,the endless media scrutiny and incessant social media mentions,a matrimonial union with a VIP,who earns some pretty millions and hobnobs with The President,has it’s own share of challenges.

And exclusive advantages.

For starters,he’s a multi-millionaire. He calls Uhuru Kenyatta his buddy. He wines and dines at the finest eateries in town. He can whisk you off for a quickie holiday ANY DAY of the Year. And in a chartered chopper no less.

His idea of a normal weekend is what all the rest of us call the weekend of our lifetime. And you need not worry,your kids will not be trekking lengthy routes to school with a heavy bag unproportionally hung over their languid shoulders.

The minute the deadlocked Wambui Kamiru said ‘I Do’ to the Safaricom Boss Bob Collymore,her life changed precipitously.

No one’s got better bragging rights in his City. Locking down the President of one of Africa’s most fabled and dizzyingly successful brands is not like snapping a stick of sugarcane. It took work. And Indian-goddess type of luck.

And because that happened. Many other things MUST HAPPEN too.

And so,here are 7 Things That Mrs. Collymore MUST STOP doing now that she’s snapped up the man we all wanted to get married to. But were too broke to. Lol.

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1. STOP Using A Twin-Sim Phone 
Yeah,that one has to go. For real. What you need a Twin Sim Phone for? What you gone put in the other slot? Another network’s Sim card? No f**kin way! The ONLY sim card that is eligible for use in that house is the good old green sim card. Not any other. Unlike the rest of us,Wambui therefore does not need a twin sim mobile phone. As for us,we need it either because we are criminals,or we’re too broke,or love to curve our exes,or love to shift to some friendly night-shift tariffs. Or for whatever stupid reason. But those are the sort of struggles Mrs. Collymore doesn’t need to go through anymore. You’ve been married to a fortune. Act like one. No twin sims under the pricey Collymore roof. You only needed one card baby. And you got it. End of story.

2. STOP The Whole Okoa Jahazi /M-Shwari Hassle 
This is the hassle we,ordinary Kenyans,know all too well. Man,the struggle. I’ve pressed the Okoa Jahazi button more times this month already than I have gone to the loo. Millions of Kenyans are very acquainted with that life-saving button *131#. We’ve all pressed that one a million times. And sometimes,we are so deep in poverty,so deep in arrears and old debts,so deep in defaults that the most we can Okoa is as little as Ksh. 5. If you ever got to a place where Safaricom could ONLY loan you Ksh. 5,please know that you made it. And survived a dark phase in your life. I know I have been there. Don’t even get me started on M-Shwari. I currently cannot even pass the Ksh. 800 loan limit. Haha. But anyway,those are the sort of hassles Wambui will NOT need to go through any more now. I mean,you live with the guy who invented M-Shwari. You don’t even need the App anymore. Need anything? Ask hubby. He’s right beside you. The mkopo struggles are gone. For good. Hail a good marriage!

3. STOP Calling 100- And Getting Mad At Them. 
We’ve all called the dreaded Customer Care number 100. And we all know how it goes from there. You sit there,listen to a gazillion adverts blazing through your ears for eternity,and then you have to press some buttons and more buttons and more buttons. And then you have to wait for some guy to pick up your call. And then you have to wait for the ‘Customer Care’ to talk to you. And then the have to be reminded that the call might take longer than you have time for. And then you have to be told that the call will be recorded for quality purposes. And then some more adverts. And then you will have to wait longer because you’re not the only Kenyan calling 100. And six hours later, you are outside the Safaricom Center in Westlands. Mad as hell. Haha. Wambui has been saved from all that hassle now. She dont need to call no Customer Care. Got a technical problem? Ask hubby in the evening. He will solve it for you while you’re chopping onions. Or atleast his boys will.  Awwww.

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4. STOP Hearing The ‘Uko na ID’ Nonsense At M-PESA Shops 
Nothing sucks like that sleepy ka-skinny girl at some deserted M-PESA shop asking you, ‘Uko na ID’?’. It just sucks. Big time. Sometimes you’re just too in a hurry to start fishing for your ID while,in most cases,it’s buried underneath some other 26 business cards that you will never need anyway. Sometimes you just feel like you’ve been frequenting that shop too much to still have to produce an ID. And sometimes you just innocently left your ID in the house. Or in the car. Or you just don’t have it. But you’re a law-abiding Citizen. And then you’re hit with the ‘Uko na ID’ Nonsense. And you’re thinking, ‘Crap! I don’t have it! I am whom I am!’. Anyway,those are the kind of questions Wambui has dodged. For the rest of her life. You don’t ask Wambui kama ako na ID. Heck,Mzee ndiye ID. Go figure,B*itch!

5. STOP Receiving The ‘Dear Customer’ Text 
Don’t we all hate that text!? It starts so sweetly, ‘Dear Customer’. And then it escalates quickly to stuff like, ‘Your Data Bundle Is Below 2MB‘ or stuff like, ‘You Have Insufficient Balance’. Now, those are the sort of texts Wambui will have to never receive. Ever again. If there’s any text from Safaricom to Wambui,it better start with something like, ‘Bae, ready for dinner at Kempinski yet?’ Wambui will not need to be reminded that her data balance is running out. Mzee will be bringing home a packet of data bundles every evening. Along with meat,maziwa na mkate ya kesho. And if her data runs out anyway,she can always directly call the ka-girl who sends these ‘Dear Customer’ texts and tell her, ‘Yo,ni Mama wa Nyumba… Weka data ya miezi Sita…’ and it’s done. Wewe jaribu hivo uone.

12961528_489588411247501_2438496331549866287_n.jpg 6. And Finally, STOP Struggling For That Selfie 
As late as January 2016,Wambui Kamiru would be loudly lamenting on Twitter how the ‘struggle for a selfie with Bob Collymore shall continue to be real’. Well, not anymore. Now you can not only take a selfie wit the man, but all sort and manner of photos. From all angles. Any day,and time. Now you can even take a selfie with his whole clan from Guyana. You can take a selfie while he’s asleep. You can take a kitchen selfie and a garden selfie. You can even include the cats and the white Japanese dogs in the selfie too. Heck, you can even hire out the whole Karen Gardens just to take a selfie. If interested,you can even fly in Kim Kardashian’s selfie instructor Nick Saglimbeni to take you through a two-week crash course on selfie-taking with the man of your dreams. Take all the selfies you can,Ma’am. He’s all yours now. One selfie at a time.

And that’s how the lovely couple lived happily ever after…

Nyar Kisumo Lupita Nyongo Makes A Bold Fashion Statement In A Glittering Skimpy Skirt At A Wild Red Carpet Event (Photos)

Lupita Nyongo stunned in a new exciting look during the premier of the first movie she starred in 2016!!

The 33-year-old Hollywood actress decided to rock a glittering skimpy dress which had multiple long slits during the premier of Disney’s ‘The Jungle Book’ in Los Angeles, USA.

Lupita plays the role of ‘Raksha’, a slender grey wolf that’s the guardian angel of Mowgli, the kid who’s the main character in the movie.

The movie featured Hollywood’s heavyweights like Idris Elba, Scarlett Johansson, Ben Kingsley, Christopher Walken among others.

See photos from the red carpet event below:

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Thought Uhuru Was The King Of PR? Magufuli Just Made The Whole World Talk About Him With His Extraordinary FIRST Foreign Trip (Photos)

Before Magufuli came to power last year, President Uhuru used to be king of stunts in East Africa but now the spotlight is on the Tanzanian head of state.

President John Pombe Magufuli can’t stop wowing the world. Ever since he assumed presidency last year he has introduced austerity measures that have made him to be loved with almost the same magnitude as former Uruguayan maverick president.

Also Read: Tanzanian President Cancels Independence Day Celebration… Rides A Bicycle From State House To The CBD To Pick Rubbish Off The Street

Magufuli made his first foreign trip since becoming president days ago and the world noticed because he did something extraordinary.

Maybe he’s cutting on cost or it’s pure PR; Instead of using the lavish presidential jet, Magufuli drove all the way from Tanzanian capital to Rwanda, a distance of almost a thousand kilometer.

His motorcade attracted huge crowds as he drove through Tanzanian countryside towards Rusumo border post for a 2 day state visit of Rwanda.

Western media such as New York Times, The Herald, BBC and several other news outlets couldn’t resist writing about Magufuli’s iconic road trip to Rwanda.

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Who Said Betty Kyallo And Dennis Okari Are Separated? Larry Madowo Reveals The Long-awaited Truth About The Couple To End Separation Rumors

Betty Kyallo and Dennis Okari REFUSED to address rumors about their alleged separation but Larry Madowo finally did it!!

Lot has been said about TV sweethearts Betty Kyallo and Dennis Okari ever since unconfirmed news broke that their marriage had hit rock bottom.

In his column on Daily Nation, Larry Madowo addressed Betty Kyallo/Dennis Okari’s said separation when he was bashing Kenyans for poking their noses into famous persons’ weddings.

“Why this obsession with the weddings of famous people?” Larry titled his headline.

In the article, Larry expressed his shock with how people scandalized Betty and Dennis’ separation rumors.

Larry confirmed Betty Kyallo and Dennis Okari were still living together though he didn’t mention whether they indeed had issues as people were saying.

“It is the same weekend that attention returned to TV reporters Betty Kyalo’s and Dennis Okari’s union, supposedly on its death bed. The schadenfreude was among the worst I have seen for a group that has made happiness at someone else’s misfortune a national sport.

The speculation hit fever pitch even though the couple has not publicly commented on their union and still live together. In the brave new world of social media, a lie repeated enough times becomes a fact, however far from the truth it might be.” Larry wrote in part.

So Larry’s confirmation settles the case, Betty and Dennis still share same roof!!!

7th April 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

Ruto and his defence team led by Karim Khan have now turned their guns at former ICC prosecutor Moreno Ocampo for undertaking shoddy investigations into the 2007-2008 post election violence. Reigning ICC prosecutor Fatou Bensouda is also assessing the Trial Chamber’s decision to vacate the charges against DP Ruto and journalist Joshua Arap Sang to determine the appropriate next steps. ICC showdown aside, below are the hottest stories this Thursday morning:

#1“He was Just Shaving My Pubic Hair” Thirsty Grandmother Says After She Was Busted Being Banged By Grandson (Photos)

#2Where Is Babu Owino Flying To? Viral Photos Online Show The SONU Chair At The Airport ‘Escaping’ To SA (Photos)

#3Meet The Ridiculously Hot 23 Year Old Lady Who Was Picked as Vera Sidika’s Replacement in Nairobi Diaries (Photos)

#4Here Are The People Who Fund Babu Owino…He Has Contacts At State House

#5Fuming Nyeri Women Make Notorious Rapist Gang Regret Why They Misused Their Sexual Organs (Photo)

#6On This Day April 2014, Gospel Singer Kaberere Passed On In a Tragic Accident. This Is How His Widow And Celebrities Are Celebrating Him (Photos)

#75 Reasons Why Prezzo Has Lost So Much Weight

#8The Adhiambo Factor. After We Did The One On KIKUYUS Yesterday,Now Here Are 7 Things That LUO Women Do That Make A Man Want To Marry Them. For Life.

#9The Day You Never Saw Coming, The Day Brenda Wairimu Would Confess that She Would Like to Use Dildos

#10This Is How Celebrations Were At DP Ruto’s Palatial Residence In Karen After He Defeated ICC (Photos)

 

 

 

Even As Ruto Celebrates His ICC Victory, He May yet Lose Weston Hotel

Deputy President William Ruto may lose Weston Hotel if the Kenya Civil Aviation Authority (KCAA) repossess the land on which the hotel is built.

KCAA has asked the National Land Commission (NLC) to review several parcels of land including two acres in Lang’ata area opposite the Wilson Airport, and annul illegal ownership.

According to the Aviation Authourity, it is enjoined alongside the Land Commission in a constitutional petition challenging illegal allocation of the hotel’s land in court.

“We lodged a formal complaint requesting your commission’s intervention to facilitate issuance of title documents for KCAA properties by commencing investigations to establish legality of all grants in respect of KCAA parcels of land, with a view to revoking any illegal allocations,” the Star quotes a letter by the Authority to NLC.

The controversy surrounding the land began last year when pupils at Lang’ata Primary School protested the alleged grabbing of their playground, which lies beside the Weston Hotel.

The alleged grabbing was linked to Weston owners, including the Deputy President who is on record admitting possession of shares in the establishment

Bob Collymore Shows His New Wife Some Sweet Romance (Video)

Bob demonstrated his romantic nature in a dance with his new wife Wambui Kamiru.

What happened during the wedding? So far the general public has only seen photos from Bob Collymore’s wedding in a private residence in Kitisuru.

A video taken at the prestigious invites-only wedding shows the Safaricom CEO demonstrates his romantic side.

After the ‘I do’ part, the newlyweds took on the floor for their first dance as man and wife. Bob wrapped his hands round his wife’s waist and danced with her to the soothing music being played.

All this while Mrs. Collymore was resting on her hubby’s chest feeling all comfortable and safe. Enough said, watch the video below:

Meet The Lady Who Warms Comedian YY’s Bed, His Hot And Talented Girlfriend (Photos)

Comedian YY has just ‘unveiled’ his girlfriend and more than that has taken her home to the Lake side.

The lady, Fridah Wanza is not just beautiful, but also shares an artistic passion like YY. She is quite a poet and has just had her first poetry collection out, ‘Equations of Imperfections’. Her blog is also quite popular among lovers of the art and you can check it at fridahwanzapoems.co.ke. She is also a PR consultant, Marketer and fashionista.

YY may have kept her hidden from the public eye for sometime but ever since that Lake side trip, the two freely share their love online. Here are photos of the pretty lady together with the comedian.

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‘Hapa Kule News’ May Have Been Scrapped Off but Here Is a New TV Show That Will Keep You on the Edge of Your Seat

One of KTN’s show’s ‘Hapa Kule News’ was scrapped off much to the chagrin of loyal fans who gritted their teeth at the thought of missing their favorite comedy show. But worry not; there is a new show that will leave you on the edge of your set, clamoring for air due to just how hard you will laugh.

The makers of , hilarious movies House Of Lungula (2013), Fundi-Mentals (2015) and web comedy In The Forest (2012), Historia Films, are back with another hilarious comedy News Just In (2016) which marks their first foray into TV series. Produced in cooperation with Flick7 pictures, this witty comedy News Just In, has a delightful mix of experienced and new actors. It revolves around the zany happenings inside a News Channel

SYNOPSIS

JUSTINE NYOTA (Melissa Kiplagat), news director at Kenyan TV station Habari Channel, is married to JAMES WERE (Joe Kinyua) who is the channel’s main news anchor. Their marriage goes from bad to worse as JUSTINE frequently stumbles upon JAMES and his mistresses.

As their relationship deteriorates, the channel’s board, where JUSTINE’s mother LAVENDA (Lizz Njagah) is a member, makes a decision, which will not only change the balance within the station but also their personal lives.

Habari Channel hires SIMON MAMBO (Lenana Kariba), a handsome news anchor from a rival channel. Add into the mix 3 nosy employees: BABU (Gerald Langiri), VERONICA (Anjelah Nancie) and FLORA (Asha Mutuku) and you have the recipe for an explosive comedy!

Directed by award winning directors Aggie Nyagari and Alex Konstantaras and filmed by the multiple award winner DOP Likarion Wainaina!

Catch a glimpse of the crazy that’s in store for you when this show premieres in the trailer below

Lupita Nyong’o Voted Among The Most Powerful Women In The World

Lupita Nyong’o continues to dominate and win accolades even when she has done little work on the screen off late.

She has been named among the power women in the world this year. The honor was bestowed to her by the Vareity Magazine who will feature her in its Power Women 2016 Issue.

She earned the honor thanks to her work on Mother Health International for Africa relief which is an organization that caters for pregnant women and children in need. Joining the award winning actor on the list are Julianne Morre, Vera Wang, Misty Copeland and Megyn Kelly. These four will be honored in an event in New York on 8th April in addition to being featured in the magazine.

Chipukeezy’s Fiancée Shows Off What Her Momma Gave Her In A Figure Hugging Maxi Dress As She Goes To Support Her Man. Chipukeezy Is Very Lucky! (Photos)

Yester night was a huge night for popular comedian Chipukeezy. This was because he was the host of what is possibly the biggest stand-up comedy show East Africa has ever seen.

Captain Khalid, Eddie Butita, Dr Ofweneke, David the student, Eric Omondi, Idris Sultan were just some of the big acts expected to perform at the Kenya National Theater.

His fiancée picked out her best outfit for the event, a figure hugging dress with lace details and gold shimmer.

Check her out below:

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“Kikuyus Are Enemies Of Luos Stop Making Music With This Cockroaches’ Enraged Fan Tells Rabbit”

It may sound alarmist to say that online tribal vitriol is getting out of hand but you only need to see the conversations going on in many commentaries to see the real picture.

At the end of the day it is usually swept off and dismissed of as just a few lost elements. But the question is just how many hate spewing tribalists are enough for action to be taken. Discussions easily spill into tribal hate and this same environment has continued to be cultured by lack of action it is now popping up openly and in bizarre ways.

Take for example the fan who decided to send a message to Hip-hop star King Kaka and went on to tag the artist and several others. On one hand you have politicians talking about circumcision on the other one you have misguided elements calling each other’s cockroaches and seeking to control the actions of a celebrity who draws fans across the country.

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Usually many would have ignored the fellow and allowed an ambiguous message to be sent. It is why King Kaka should be lauded for his response and ensuring such fellows do not go on without being reminded, many of us value the unity that’s there despite the obvious challenges. Here is King Kaka’s response.

My name is Kennedy Tarriq Ombima, I am Kenyan. nakuwanga na Tabia Flani, when I meet someone I never ask what your tribe is unless sikumoja uropokwe but I will never ask. I remember very well in 2007 just before the elections we were from a gig in Kisumu with Chiwawa thanks to Ade, boarded a new Akamba bus and on the way the bus was stopped several times and the people were bitter and that’s when I saw tribalism kwa macho. Tribalism Ended up killing over 1000 people hivyo tu. We Co-Exist in this small growing country of ours, I mean Kuna corruption which we are still fighting, economy iko messed up, employment Ni shida na kadhalika. I mean like many other countries pia wako na shida zao. now some people may not agree with me but hiyo Ni shida yenu. We have over 40 tribes for a reason, in the over 40 we all have our differences, our differences makes us unique. 
When we fuel such Stupid Nonsense culture what do we gain at the end of it all? What? More deaths, deaths, killings, wounds that never heal, hatred, and again more deaths. Kwani Ni ngumu aje kukubali kwamba our neighbors are our families. woke up to that message and I was disgusted to the stomach. Ujinga tupu. 
I am Kenyan, My Kids are Kenyan, My family is Kenyan, my fans are Kenyan. 
Let this STUPID movement called Tribalism end. NOW!!!! And I will continue making music with everyone, for everyone.

Bob Collymore And Mike Sonko Set To Get In The Boxing Ring For Match

Bob Collymore is still newlywed but he is not relaxing to get time for the honeymoon.

Far from it, he is lined up to get into the ring and not just for anything else but boxing. Joining him in the ring will be Nairobi senator Mike Sonko. These are just among the leading personalities who have been invited to a charity boxing match to set to help set up about fifty training centers for boxers in the country.

Three guest boxers have been invited from abroad who will fight with a local team of boxers after the public personalities do a curtain rising. The Boxing Association of Kenya Chariman Mr. Kamata in charge of organizing the event has asked the president to join in the event and face off with him.

The event is targeting to raise about 200 million shillings.

Famed Music Mogul And Young Entrepreneur Joe Kariuki Named The Second Most Powerful Top 40 Visionaries In Africa!

It was John Quincy Adams,the great American statesman who served as the sixth President of the United States who said, “If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader” and this seems to be the same mantra that Joe Kariuki,the popular Kenyan entrepreneur applies in all of his dealings.

Formidable and indestructible,Joe Kariuki has risen the ranks of entrepreneurship and swam in the deepest waters of the World of showbiz and social connectivity,emerging as a leading voice on the local showbiz scene and also as an indomitable force in the world of business and leadership.

And while he has himself won many accolades in the past,and done marvelous things already with his young self,over the weekend,the Candy and Candy President was awarded with yet another accolade that he didn’t see coming.

As a result of his tireless efforts to empower African women and alleviate their living standards,feed him less children and accord them better housing and also change the fortunes of many talented but luck less African singers,Joe Kariuki was recognized as the SECOND MOST influential African visionary across the whole of Africa.

In a report released by one of Rwanda’s leading Human Monitoring Non-governmental Agencies,Joe Kariuki was came second,right behind Tanzania’s maverick President John Pombe Magufuli as one of Africa’s top 40 Most Inspirational Visionaries.

”I didn’t see that coming… ”  Joe said,laughing. ”I didn’t. I mean,I’ve had great moments in my life,found much blessings and achieved fairly good recognition from far and wide but to be mentioned as the second most influential visionary in Africa? Alongside the likes of President Magufuli,Strive Masiyiwa and Aliko Dangote? Wow! No one could predict that. I’m still trying to digest the news… ”

Joe came second in a heavy list of some of Africa’s most prominent business figures,innovators,thinkers,statesmen and creators.

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At Number three came legendary telecommunications inventor Strive Masiyiwa from Zimbabwe and to round off the top ten list,there came 
Tony Onyemaechi Elumelu the Nigerian 
Chairman of Heirs Holdings,Fadumo Dayib of Somalia, Aliko Dangote,Prof. PLO Lumumba,Billionaire Dr. Mohammed ‘Mo’ Ibrahim of Sudan,the Chairperson of the African Union (AU) Dr. Kosazana Dlamini Zuma and the young Ghanaian Founder and Executive Director Ghana Bamboo Bikes Initiative, Bernice Dapaa.

As one of the less than ten Kenyans who made the prestigious list (2016) Joe said,

”There are very few Kenyans on that list. It is dominated by Nigerians and South Africans,and to be on it is a huge honor. I will ensure that the faith the panelists have in me will not be shaken. I will strive to retain my vision,empower my mission and to reach the furthest corners of Africa and beyond,tirelessly catering to the African woman and also helping out even more thousands of African Street children as we have already successfully done across Nairobi… ”

Joe is also the co-funder of AFWAB, which he co-founded with Martin Kappel.

AFWAB is an initiative through which they have empowered over 100,000 women from different parts of Africa by giving them capital to start their businesses, mentorship training, market access and bringing them together to network and do business.

He is intending to empower over 1 million women to start businesses, connect those in business to help them network so as to open market access for their merchandise to all parts of the world.

His initiative is dubbed ‘Amsha Mama’ which translates to support a woman and whose vision is to empower women to venture into business as a means of eradicating poverty and also as a means of achieving Africa inter/intra African trade in-line with Africa Agenda 2063 and vision 2030.

In addition to that,Joe has also been providing scholarships to kids from poor back grounds to get education and also has an initiative that has been feeding over 3,000 street children besides giving them access to basic education,including the latest viral Street kid,Morris of the ”Opportunity” fame.

Congrats,Joe… The sky is the limit.

Check Out the Incredible Shots Taken In Kenya for ‘Vogue Japan’ (PHOTOS)

About a week ago Harper’s Bazaar Arabia shot at the Giraffe Manor for the All Things Mochieditorial.

Now Renata Zandonadi, a Brazilian model was recently in Kenya for the Vogue Japan May 2016 issue, dubbed ‘African Vibration’.

The pictures supposedly shot at the Maasai Mara show Renata in the wild posing disconnectedly alongside some Maasai people.Though Vogue meant well, I felt like it was a bit cliché as practically every international editorial takes photos either in the wild or with the Plain Nilotes. It would be nice to see a different side of Kenya in more international magazines.

That said, here are the shots taken by Erik Torstensson and styled by Giovanna Battaglia.

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Photo Credits Vogue/Erik Torstensson

Deep Down Uhuru Kenyatta Is A Real G…This Is The Hard Core Music He Bought While In France (Photo)

For all his failures, one cannot argue against the fact that Uhuru Kenyatta has greatly demystified the presidency.

He has always seemed comfortable out of the physical trappings of power compared to many political leaders his age. Add that to his other passions, and you get the idea he would be a  guy you could be chilling in a room with a drink while sipping some whiskey.

If you doubt that you have to see what he did while on France. Aside from just signing trade agreements, he got a chance to interact with one of the oldest heads on the Kenyan Hip Hop scene currently based in Europe, G-rongi. At his peak, the Dandora born artiste was one of the leading lights in the local Hip Hop scene.

He has since moved his base and it was here that he met the Kenyan president who decided to go on and buy not just all the music the artist had but also his books.

An elated G-rongi even took the opportunity to get a selfie saying. The president of Kenya just bought all my books all my music yani more is coming for kenyan book writers and publishers uspime from dandora hadi Ku meet president paris” (sic)

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Amazing Resemblance And Beauty Between Betty Kyallo And Her Identical Sister Continues To Increase Each Passing Day. These Recent Photos Prove So

Betty Kyallo and Mercy Kyallo are the same side of a coin. As a matter of fact they have continued to resemble each other in recent photos.

Betty and Mercy are not twin sisters but their striking resemblance can easily confuse anyone to think they arrived in this world minutes apart.

The differences between the sisters are minimal, only their choice of career seems to be parallel to each other.

While Betty is the queen of screen, Mercy is a professional marketer and PR personnel who also has a passion for fashion.

Betty is also married while Mercy is yet to walk down the aisle though I hear she is seeing someone, Team Mafisi keep off!!

The sisters are our #WCW. See their photos below:

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5 Reasons Why Prezzo Has Lost So Much Weight

Over the years, controversial rapper Prezzo has evolved from ‘The Rock’ to a short ‘Wiz Khalifa’. I’m talking body wise. As a result, there has been a lot of speculation on why he has become so skinny of late. The usual African rumor that he was HIV positive started floating around. Then he did a test to show people that his blood was as pure as nun’s nunu.

So what might be the reason for Prezzo’s drastic loss of kilograms? Here are a few possible ones.

He’s been reading Njoki Chege’s articles

A recent research by the Department of Riot Studies in the University of Nairobi showed that people who frequently read Njoki Chege’s articles tend to suffer shocking weight loss. This comes as a result of the trauma she inflicts on the readers. My advice to Prezzo would be’ Don’t read Chege. Read the bible. The bible Is dope

He shed weight in preparation for his Nairobi Diaries role

In Hollywood, some actors usually lose or gain weight in preparation for crucial roles. Forrest Whitaker gained over 50 pounds for his role as Idi Amin in the movie ‘The Last King off Scotland’. He went on to win an Oscar. Mathew McConaughey lost around 40 pounds for his starring role in Dallas Buyer’s Club. He went on to win an oscar too. So perhaps Prezzo has his eyes on Oscar gold. The only problem being, we are in Africa. More so, scripted reality TV shows will never get any Oscar nominations. Otherwise Kim Kardashian would have one.

Too much banging

It’s hard to mention a female name in this industry that Prezzo hasn’t slept with. It was only going to be a matter of time before the excessive banging took its toll on him.

He’s stressed about his inability to make good music anymore

When was the last time you had a dope track from Prezzo? You can’t remember? Me neither. Nowadays, the king of bling is known for his theatrics rather than his musical ability. But we can at least give him props for remaining relevant. Still, Prezzo is the kind of man who always wants it all and his current inability to release hit songs must be stressing him up

Budget constraints

Given that the rapper has to spend so much to please these money-guzzling women, it’s kinds sensible to assume that at the end of it all he isn’t left with much t treat himself. Maybe he;d rather treat a girl than go to the gym. Still, I wish Prezzo all the best. May he keep lighting up the blogs

 

Meet The Ridiculously Hot 23 Year Old Lady Who Was Picked as Vera Sidika’s Replacement in Nairobi Diaries (Photos)

After close to two years of launching a TV show, Vera Sidika and company managed to have a TV show at K24 called ‘Nairobi Diaries’

A few episodes into the show many called a scripted train wreck, Vera Sidika decided to head for the exit citing reasons such as negativity, trivial drama and bad scripting as the reasons she quit.

See Also: Breaking News! Vera Sidika Quits Nairobi Diaries

A few people were worried that the show will go down after she left, but it seems that there is a new girl who could as well steer the Nairobi Diaries train into the right direction.

Her name is Rida Yvonne and she is a model who lived in the UK for close to 22 years before reallocating here last year.

Yvonne said that she came to Kenya to realize her dreams of being a bad bi**h and even has a tattoo of her boyfriend on her shoulder. Yep, she is that crazy and could be what Nairobi Diaries needs.

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Fuming Nyeri Women Make Notorious Rapist Gang Regret Why They Misused Their Sexual Organs (Photo)

Women from Nyeri are known for chopping off malfunctioning and cheating male ‘transformers’. The daring women went after a rapist gang and inflicted horror on them.

Don’t dare mess with Nyeri women!! Rapist gang that was terrorizing women in Nyeri learnt their lesson the hard way.

A rapist gang in Nyeri had been terrorizing women from Witemere slums. The gang which operated from a nearby forest was wiped out by the same women they were targeting.

Tired of the gang’s atrocities, Nyeri women joined forces and cornered off the gang in their forest hideout.

They then called on boda boda operators to assist them in smoking out the gang members from the forest.

The gang members who were busted were handed a dog’s beating by the fuming women who were baying for blood.

Police responded in time to rescue the gang from the jaws of death. Nyeri police boss had to plead with residents not to spill blood.

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Credit: Daily Nation

Crazy In Love: Ngina Kenyatta’s Cousin Caught on Camera Kidnapping TV Hunk

We first met Ngina Kenyatta’s cousin Kavi Pratt at the TPF Finale where she performed rather exceptionally, but it seems that she has left the straight and narrow path for a life of crime.

Kavi was recently spotted in a red Jeep speeding along a deserted highway with Kevin Maina popularly known as Makmende besides her. Problem is, Kevin was an unwilling participant as he is seen with his mouth taped and ropes tied tightly around him struggling to escape. He finally managed to escape only to be recaptured by a fawning and incredibly brawny Kavi.

This is however purely fictional and is the premise to Kavi’s new video ‘Only Lover’. The song is produced by Jaaz Odongo of Motion, Image and Sound, Directed by Mbithi Masya while Cinematography and Colouring is done by Joan Poggio.

Mae-up is done by renowned makeup artiste Fawwie For You

Check it out below:

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Here Are The People Who Fund Babu Owino…He Has Contacts At State House

The embattled SONU Chairman must be relived with the closure of The University of Nairobi.

At least he get to have a couple of days where he is not confronted with the sight of student demonstrating against him. While the university was being shut down indefinitely, Babu Owino was fielding questions at various media houses regarding issues on SONU and the elections.

It is in one such interview that Babu Owino revealed his money sources as well as his relationship with some powerful individuals at state house. While he accused his political opponents in Embakasi East Constituency for bankrolling his opponent Mike Jacobs, Babu Owino revealed that he was a beneficiary of 2 million funding from controversial Nairobi businessman Paul Kobia.

He also revealed he is close friends with Joma Gecaga, Uhuru Kenyatta’s nephew and PA. Explaining their relationship, Babu Owino said that ..

Jomo is my personal friend. I have known him for the last seven years. He is also my business partner and we attend the same church, besides doing many other things together 

Source: Standard Digital 

Drunk Chief Who Addressed President Uhuru Incoherently During His Visit To Nakuru Gets Reprieve After He Was Sacked

He was sacked after he drunk himself silly during President Uhuru’s visit to Nakuru. But not all is lost for ex chief Joseph Rotich!!

Mawingu sub-location Assistant Chief Joseph Rotich became an internet sensation after a video showing him in alcohol state of mind went viral on social media.

The chief quaffed one two many bottles of liquor oblivious that the head of state was in town and that he needed to be in his best behavior.

The video footage shows Mr Rotich addressing president Uhuru who was nowhere close within the vicinity.

Rotich’s bosses responded by sacking him to save face following the viral video. Nacada boss John Mututho has since come to the aid of Mr Rotich.

Nacada aims at helping the former Mawingu sub-location Assistant Chief overcome his drinking problem that’s why they took him up for rehabilitation.

Credit: Daily Nation

Watch the video below in case you missed it:

Expressing Your Feelings and Getting all the Attention Has Never Gotten This Easy….Even Being a Kenyan Celebrity Can’t Beat This

The day was 5th December 2014 and there she was standing in the rain with a black polka dress, a red trench coat with a shade of mascara and just the right amount of lipstick, right and then I knew….I knew she was the one and I knew I had to have her.

More than one year down the line and nothing has really changed despite the ups and downs. I still look at her big hazel eyes and a speck of delight boils up in me. My stomach rumbles and churns establishing that in deed this is no ordinary love.

I bet I’m not alone and there are many of you experiencing this kind of feelings every single day. Many of you happy to be with your significant others, many of you elated to spend time with your families and many of you who can’t wait to get to work and change the world; okay maybe not many but I’m pretty sure you get the drill.

Feelings of elation, contentment and gratitude are always bubbling deep within us and as humans we want to share them and let the world know how we feel; let our friends and family know that we love and appreciate them.

But what is the best way to do that without being branded an attention seeker, what is the most simplistic and elegant way of expressing your feelings? I struggled with that when I first experienced love in that eventful day but I guess no more.

Behold, Coca Cola’s share a feeling which is determined to ensure that whatever feeling crippling inside you is shared and not just like a facebook post or a tweet that people will just peruse over but in a gif which everyone can take keen of and be mesmerized with it driving your message sound and clear.

So did you just graduate, did your girlfriend just give birth to a bouncing baby girl or did you just get a promotion? Let the world know with a gif! Express your joy and brag a little bit, life is too short to not enjoy its simple moments. Just log into here and make your day>>>>>>Taste the Feeling

The Day You Never Saw Coming, The Day Brenda Wairimu Would Confess that She Would Like to Use Dildos

1st of April 2013. This is the date that the Kenyan internet stopped being the same! This is the date that the crazy celeb talk show “In the forest” with (the then unknown ) Gerald Langiri was making its debut.
 
With the difference that “In the forest” was only interested in the naked truth (literally)! Lizz Njagah, Ojiambo Ainea, Nice Githinji, Sheila Kwamboka, Lenana Kariba, Janet Kirina and Brenda Wairimu are some of the “victims” of Gerlad Langiri’s poisonous yet extremely hilarious  questions! 
 
After a successful run, the series went off you tube and started running on a Nigerian web TV and now exactly 3 years from its start,its back on youtube with a surprise. An almost never seen before episode from those days!
 
So enjoy all the 14 episodes of season 1 available on the  link below  for you to remind your self of the good old days:
 
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“He was Just Shaving My Pubic Hair” Thirsty Grandmother Says After She Was Busted Being Banged By Grandson (Photos)

The cold long rainy season is back and it appears with a vengeful agenda too.

As expected, it is the time people living singly wish they had someone. Such predicaments do not know race, age, religion or any other social divisions we usually encumber ourselves with. It is so innate and this can lead to human beings doing crazy things as one grandmother demonstrated with her actions.

The old lady on first look may not seem one who is still sexually active but then looks deceive. The old granny decided to use the ‘ fimbo ya karibu’ and turned  to her grandson and the two had it going on until they were busted in their incestuous act. When caught, the lady was courageous enough to defend herself saying she had asked her grandson to shave her pubic hair as she was not able to do it well on her own. Well, given that the devil works in direct ways, one thing led to another and the outrageous happened.

Here are the photos…

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Kikuyu Comedy Giants Are Back With Another One; “HUHA BIRINGI”

The Masters of Gikuyu Comedy Fanaka Arts Theatre presents the APRIL Edition of the Rib-Shatering Adults Only Gikuyu Comedy Play 
“HUHA BIRINGI” at the NEW KENYA NATIONAL THEATRE.
THURSDAY 7th at 6:30pm,FRIDAY 8th at 6:00pm and 8:00pm.Then SATURDAY 9th and SUNDAY 10th at 3:00pm,6:00pm and 8:00pm.Charges 600/=.
Call/Mpesa 0724-040777 or Till no. 151303 to book.
 
The play features comedy kings Mundu Particular,Njomo Nyathira,Tash Mitambo,Cege Muthamaki,Maina Ndamberi among others.The play is directed by the Gikuyu Comedy Giant Tash Mitambo.
 

TRAGIC: Two Lovers in Kariobangi Crash to Death after Falling Off A 3rd Floor Balcony under Mysterious Circumstances

Residents of Kariobangi are still reeling in horror after two lovers fell off their third floor balcony and crashed to their death.

The two were said to have been last seen going up their stairs to have some fun only to be found sprawled on the ground floor with grave head injuries.

The residents say that they do not know what happened to the two lovers as they say they did not have a fight like their usually do.

The two lovers’ bodies have been ferried top City Mortuary Pending investigations:

Check out the tragic story below courtesy of K24

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TRAGIC: Two Lovers in Kariobangi Crash to Death after Falling Off A 3rd Floor Balcony under Mysterious Circumstances

Residents of Kariobangi are still reeling in horror after two lovers fell off their third floor balcony and crashed to their death.

The two were said to have been last seen going up their stairs to have some fun only to be found sprawled on the ground floor with grave head injuries.

The residents say that they do not know what happened to the two lovers as they say they did not have a fight like their usually do.

The two lovers’ bodies have been ferried top City Mortuary Pending investigations:

Check out the tragic story below courtesy of K24

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Sponsor Haja Come Through?? Secrets Revealed by the Professionals in the Trade, the Easiest & Quickest Way to Get Them Dollars!!

 

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Pierra Makena Is Not Only Pregnant, She Also Got Married Secretly (Photos)

She caught us unaware with the pregnancy news, Pierra Makena has another shocker!

Early last March, Kenya’s finest female DJ Pierra Makena revealed she was with baby sparking online speculation who impregnated her.

Also Read: Pierra Makena Reveals She Is Pregnant And She Is Even More Hot Like Never Before

A pregnant Pierra Makena was much present at Gilad Millo live 2016 concert which went down at the Ngong Race Course last Saturday night.

Wedding rings were seen on the fourth finger of Pierra’s both hands as she was mixing on the spinning decks. The only ring worn on the fourth finger is the wedding ring.

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Pierra aside, Gilad and Wendy Kimani were on fire last Saturday night. The photos below give you a hint of the excitement and fun that happened at Ngong Race Course:

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Pierra Makena Is Not Only Pregnant, She Also Got Married Secretly (Photos)

She caught us unaware with the pregnancy news, Pierra Makena has another shocker!

Early last March, Kenya’s finest female DJ Pierra Makena revealed she was with baby sparking online speculation who impregnated her.

Also Read: Pierra Makena Reveals She Is Pregnant And She Is Even More Hot Like Never Before

A pregnant Pierra Makena was much present at Gilad Millo live 2016 concert which went down at the Ngong Race Course last Saturday night.

Wedding rings were seen on the fourth finger of Pierra’s both hands as she was mixing on the spinning decks. The only ring worn on the fourth finger is the wedding ring.

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Pierra aside, Gilad and Wendy Kimani were on fire last Saturday night. The photos below give you a hint of the excitement and fun that happened at Ngong Race Course:

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Who Knew Willy Paul’s’ Ex Was This Smart? This Is What She Does For A Living (Photo)

Last year, Willy Paul was engaged to a beautiful Ethiopian girl by the name Sara Taddese.

Things went left and Willy called the wedding off. Not much is known about the stunning girl except the fact she is a musician.

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She recently proved that she is more than a pretty face when she revealed that she is studying to be a pharmacist and is in her final year.

 

The Adhiambo Factor. After We Did The One On KIKUYUS Yesterday,Now Here Are 7 Things That LUO Women Do That Make A Man Want To Marry Them. For Life.

The piece we did on Kikuyu Women yesterday didn’t go down very well with most Kikuyu ladies. But we didn’t expect it to. And for that,we are grateful. I speak it like I see it. And call it as it should be called. Because,reality.

And no,we are not done analyzing why men are attracted to particular women and what makes them stay. Or want to marry them. The outstanding thing that makes men stick to the Kikuyu woman,as I said yesterday,was her manipulativeness. And her ability to wring the man’s arm and hijack the relationship,unbeknownst to the poor chap.

Luo woman also make tremendous wives. And it’s almost equally hard to walk away from a fine Jaluo Mama. They don’t try too hard,they’re just who they are. They have some sort of energy they bring with them,to the relationship,that sparks it all up and makes them all the more wifely.

Sure,you may not have seen them in some of the huge Celebrity weddings we’ve been inundated with of late,but they’re wedding still. And no,their weddings are not some little,small-time backstage affair. With some crackly,3-tier cake and a bland reception that resembles a shambolic high school get-together. No.

These ones go huge. Like,HUGE. Nothing is left to chance at a fine Jaluo wedding. She’ll pull all stops and ensure that it’s a wedding that puts to shame the last 67 weddings in the village. Pompousness at its finest.

No one personifies the essence of fabulousness like the good old Jaluo girl. Trust her to transform a simple wedding into an all-white P Diddy party in Uptown Las Vegas. Cue,Akothee.

And now,what makes the LUO girl marriageable?? What attracts men to her? To the point of keeping her and living with her? For better or for worse? And in most cases,worse?

Here… Let’s take a ride.

1. Her Attitude 
No one brings a finer attitude to the table like this Mama. She doesn’t act like she needs you. Even though she terribly and desperately does. She’s her own woman. Grown ass and very fiercely independent. She’ll be head over heels for you but she won’t show you. And if she does,brother,you will like it. Nothing makes a man want to stay with a woman even more than being made he’s not needed. Women have used this trick for thousands of years. And it always works. Act like you don’t need him and you’ll never lose him. Be allover his ass and he’ll be gone faster than you can say‪#‎NoCaseToAnswer‬. She’s the Luo Mama. In love,but not desperate. Take me or leave me,seems to be her mantra. She’ll be just fine. Without your cheap ass.

2. The Sex
F*ck the Kikuyu woman and her trifling ass. Her bedroom game is worse than a Wetangula rally at his hometown. She just doesn’t get it. And may never get it. Luo mamas on the other hand serve you something you haven’t eaten before. She’ll bend that body so hard,spread those thighs so wide,arch that back so proper, lift up that derriere so nice, you will be swimming in unlimited sexual ecstacy. She can give it you you. Just the way you like it. And girl got tricks. Fine ass tricks in the shack. Want some overwhelmingly good time in between the sheets? Come for the Luo girls. Bro,you’ll leave the bedroom walking like Charlie Sheen after one of his many legendary trysts with the Californian porn Queens. It’s the kind of sex you want to keep. For a long ass time.

3. Kitchen Skills 
Here we go again. Taking a huge dig at the poor Kikuyu girl. The best thing a Kikuyu girl can cook is probably nothing. She can’t figure out what to put when. What to mix with what. And when to use potatoes or not. Heck,she’ll flood every meal with some soup. Thank God Pizza is not an inherently Central Kenya meal. Enough with the shade. Back to the Luo girl. Have you eaten her food? No? Why? Who are you? Damn you! Go try this girl’s food. Today! And you’ll experience a rare culinary baptism. Luo girls can cook themselves to death. Food so sweet,so tasty, so scrumptious,you may need to orgasm. To her,cooking is an art. A duty. Not some boring occupation she has to be dragged to because the man is hungry. Try her shit. She’ll blow your mind off. And blow that D later in the bedroom. Full package.

4. Fiercely Protective Of Her Man 
The thing about this woman is,when she notices that there’s some other little girl coming for her man,she doesn’t start a fight with the man. But with the little girl. And by fight I don’t mean like a little argument via WhatsApp. And a few angry emojis. No. I mean,FIGHT. Like,a full-on, nasty, thorough fight. She’ll show up on the door of the alleged side bitch. Knock it like a team from the Reece Squad. Fiercely force her way in and proceed to give the poor side bitch the beat down of her life. Luo girls don’t cry over no side bitch stealing her man. She traces your hood,calls up her gang of feral hoes and shows up at your door. Half an hour later, you will be in need of urgent medication. And there’ll be a video of your beating up circulating via WhatsApp. And that’s how she keeps her man. By defending her goddamm self.

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5. She’s The Master Of The Pay Back 
Incase she beats that side bitch up but the guy still keeps seeing her,and nothing seems to have changed,the Luo girl will go for option two; Cheat on your ass too. Kwani iko nini! Unlike the Kikuyu girl,she won’t stab you sixty six times. Or throw you off a balcony. She has better stuff to throw anyway. Like her old Samsung s5. What does she do? She gets herself a fine ass dude too. And cheats on your cheating ass as a payback. Good and proper. If there’s a thing that men dread,is to have their woman cheat back at them. Because they cheated first. That totally kills a man. And sets him back to the path of righteousness within thirteen seconds. He’ll be back to her in no time. And he will not be letting her go that fast. He doesn’t want to look like he lost her to the other dude she cheated with as payback. So f*ckin’ confusing man.

6. She’s Just Wifely In Nature 
The Luo girl is generally wifely from all angles. She’s polite, obedient, respectful and more than ready to be tamed and made a wife. Unlike other women,she seems to have some serious respect for her man. And seems to be ready to be number two. Ready to play the part. And ready to submit to his authority. She doesn’t question much,doesn’t strive to be at par with the man that much and learns her place pretty fast. All men love such a woman. From day one,the Luo girl is already ready to be your wife. And to do all those little wifely things. Bila maswali mingi. Until you mess up. And screw her up. And then you’re in for another dramatic episode of Love and Hip Hop Kisumu.

7. She’s A Ride or Die B*tch. 
A ride or die woman is the sort of woman who sticks to her man through it all. Through the worst and the best. Through the thick and the thin. When he’s balling or not. When he’s got a million dollars and when he’s swimming in debt. The Luo girl does have that sort of thing in her. To some extent,she’s dangerously ride or die. She’ll stay put. And brave the sh*t with you. However much it is. Heck,she’ll even help you rob a bank or two. Or run away from town. These are things she will easily do. You just need to make her believe you’re both in it for the long haul. And she’ll be your partner in crime. Coz when shit goes down,the Luo woman can stand up to you like a man. Even better than your boys. She’s from the Lake,remember. She’s seen enough horrors.

Can we all have a nice day now? With the preferred women of your choice right next to us? I hope.