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Standard’s Steve Muendo Grieves The Loss Of His Father

Steve Muendo has lost his beloved father

The grim reaper has robbed Pulse editor of his father. A dispirited Stevens Muendo broke the sad new some 16 hours ago.

He didn’t disclose details of what happened, he just celebrated his fallen hero saying he will forever be in his heart.

“R. I. P Dad. You are my irreplaceable hero. Forever in my heart.” Stevens tweeted.

Meet Karey Blue The New Lady in Town Determined to Change How You View Kenyan Music. You Will Love Her!

Kenyan music is boring, Kenyan music is low quality, Kenyan artistes are not creative, they don’t know how to act the part and most notably Kenya music doesn’t have an agenda. Those are not my words but words of many fans out here that have become frustrated and disappointed by majority of content Kenyan artists put up.

You can hear them complaining in matatus, grumbling in bars and cursing in matatus. Kenyan artists, do you have any plans of hearing their pleas? Are you willing to take that 360 degree turn taken by one Karay Blue?

Born in Kenya but bred in the States, currently residing there actually, she has decided to drop a full album aimed at drawing inspiration, making a difference and entertaining at the same time. Rarely do you find a Kenyan doing that.

“Writings allow you to express your thoughts feelings, emotions in a way that you can look and experience therapy. It is commonly referred to as author therapy and that is why people write songs, biographies and autobiographies. Working on my music right now is the most therapeutic thing I have done lately” She recently said but little did she know how much therapy  she’s providing to kids, mothers and families of the thousands of kids suffering this condition.

The album is the first visual album to celebrate mothers, families and communities living with kids with autism through music geared towards improving livelihoods for the capacity buildup in addressing autism prevalence across the world.

She has worked alongside the likes of mOG and Juacali so you can be guaranteed it’s going to be a hit. I can’t wait for first June where it’s scheduled to drop. 

Meet Karey Blue The New Lady in Town Determined to Change How You View Kenyan Music. You Will Love Her!

Kenyan music is boring, Kenyan music is low quality, Kenyan artistes are not creative, they don’t know how to act the part and most notably Kenya music doesn’t have an agenda. Those are not my words but words of many fans out here that have become frustrated and disappointed by majority of content Kenyan artists put up.

You can hear them complaining in matatus, grumbling in bars and cursing in matatus. Kenyan artists, do you have any plans of hearing their pleas? Are you willing to take that 360 degree turn taken by one Karay Blue?

Born in Kenya but bred in the States, currently residing there actually, she has decided to drop a full album aimed at drawing inspiration, making a difference and entertaining at the same time. Rarely do you find a Kenyan doing that.

“Writings allow you to express your thoughts feelings, emotions in a way that you can look and experience therapy. It is commonly referred to as author therapy and that is why people write songs, biographies and autobiographies. Working on my music right now is the most therapeutic thing I have done lately” She recently said but little did she know how much therapy  she’s providing to kids, mothers and families of the thousands of kids suffering this condition.

The album is the first visual album to celebrate mothers, families and communities living with kids with autism through music geared towards improving livelihoods for the capacity buildup in addressing autism prevalence across the world.

She has worked alongside the likes of mOG and Juacali so you can be guaranteed it’s going to be a hit. I can’t wait for first June where it’s scheduled to drop. 

Larry Madowo Sponsored Rapper Is Back With This Amazing Love Hit (Video)

When the Kagumo Rapper bust on the scene he was simply another internet sensation.

Back then he had what can be described as his introductory hit ‘Kagumo Lapper’. Then Larry Madowo hosted him on the trend and promised to fund his music endeavors until he released his first quality song and video. Well, Eric Gichobi is back, in a pretty improved setting and beats to accompany his rapping.

He has a new hit ‘Cherish and even a lady who is the object of his affection at the moment. The beats are quite interesting and the delivery more hilarious.

It is not yet known what became of his deal with Larry Madowo but the quality of this video and song does not look like what was promised. Anyway it still makes up interesting viewing. Here is Cherish from the Kagumo Lapper

 

Mike Sonko Impersonator Takes On The Senator In Court In An Interesting Face Off (Video)

Mike Sonko has for some time now decried the presence conmen who have opened false FB accounts, and used text messages to dupe Kenyans. Two of the tricks used by the conmen are fundraisers to the causes purportedly supported by Mike Sonko, loans to start businesses and offers to motorcycles where one is invited to pay a fee to facilitate either delivery or acquiring the logbook. One of the men was arrested and arraigned in court having earlier pleaded and begged to be forgiven.

On getting to court however, he tried to play the clever defendant but only ended up creating a spectacle in court.  He was facing the Senator and put up quite a spirited even if misguided fight. Here is the video

 

Crème De La Crème Finally Speaks After He Was Arrested In An Airport In US

Yesterday, popular DJ CRÈME suffered the humbling experience of being arrested at US  airport and being forced to travel back to Kenya thus canceling a highly publicized tour.

While it would later be revealed that this was the work of a snitch who had issues with the tour’s promoter, DJ Crème had maintained silence through the whole ordeal.  He has now spoken up first assuring his fans and friends that he is okay and travelling back home.

He expressed his disappointment at the turn of events but did not divulge much promising to speak to friends after he lands in Kenya. The DJ was upbeat that he would still make up to his US fans with another event. Here is what he said:

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Prezzo Makes Another Drunk LiveTV Appearance This Time Abroad…He Seriously Needs Help (Video)

Just a few days after proposing and getting engaged to his girlfriend, showbiz  playboy CMB Prezzo got an interview with leading Tanzanian entertainment blogger Millard Ayo.

He was in the country as part of a tour and took his fiancée on tow. Despite the bashing he received and having reduced his mother to giving apologies on his behalf, Prezzo could hardly put his act together.

He showed up drunk and not giving a hoot about it. As usual his bravado was present as he went on dismissing leading lights in the bongo music industry including Diamond Platinumz saying he currently only recognized Barakah Da Prince with whom he said he had done a hit song.

His fiancée Michelle revealed her role in Prezzo’s career and also how the two ended up meeting. Several viewers commented on the musician’s drunkenness advising him to cut down on it while others blamed it to bhang. Here are some of the comments and also the video interview:

 

 

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Man In Hospital After Python Bites His Genitals For 30 Minutes In A Toilet (Gross Video)

A python crawling through the toilet and helping itself on your male member is the least of things in your mind when you get to the toilet.

This however was the reality for one man after he endured a 30 minute struggle to free his organ from the python teeth with the help of a neighbor. The man Attaporn Boonmakchuay was going about his business in the toilet not knowing a python had crawled up the toilet. When it struck, he had to endure a 30 minute struggle that left him with an 8 cm wound and his neighbor had to join the in struggle using a knife and a rope.

After quite a struggle the snake tired off and he was able to pull himself free. He was taken to hospital where he is recovering and in a stable condition. The doctors have confirmed he was lucky as the bite did not get to the urinary tract which would have led to complications. Emergency workers had to demolish the toilet seat and using hammers managed to free the snake ad released it into the wild.

Here is a video of the snake being pulled out

Video courtesy Sky News

 

Is The Star Newspaper White Managing Editor A British MI6 Spy? Here Is The Truth (Video)

Is the Star managing director William Pike an MI6 agent?

To Nairobi Law Monthly owner and one of the well known lawyers in Kenya, Ahmedanasir Abduallhi, the answer to that is yes.

The lawyer is among the individuals in the country who have suffered from the newspapers’ hard hitting style and even did a feature of this issue in the journal. Yesterday, the William Pike the managing editor of the Star was a guest at the Jeff Koinange Live show and sought to answer a number of things about him and the industry.

William Pike denies categorically of being a spy as the Grand Mullah alleges saying the latter’s accusation stems from a desire of vengeance. He says he has even filed for libel against the lawyer over the matter.

In quite a candid interview with the guest host Chris Foot, he also commented on the political issue in the country. First, he revealed he would gladly vote for Peter Kenneth if only to destabilize the current status quo.

Further, he revealed his belief in the polling system and said if elections were held now, the incumbent president would beat CORD leader Raila Odinga by quite a margin.

One of the most important things in the industry he spoke about was the sacking of GADO from Nation. Pike hailed GADO as one of the two genius cartoonists in Africa and revealed he was sad to have missed out on him as GADO headed to The Standard.

 

“It Is By God’s Miracle” Policeman Earning 40k Defends Himself After Being Busted Maintaining A Mistress 540,000/- Monthly

Unending mistresses can be placed down as one of the reasons why police officers are the monies mostly caught in fatal crimes of passion.

The vetting process currently ongoing especially at the Coast province continues to unravel controversial lives led by the police officers that greatly compromise their integrity. Two  things that have emerged from the process is the huge sums of money that swap hands among junior and senior cops as well as their clandestine lives with mistresses being the major receivers of the money collected.

After the first day of the vetting revealed a base boss who could not explain his 50 million wealth, yesterday’s drama even topped that up.

First, a police officer was found to have had transactions worth 35 million alone last year averaging to about 3 million in a month. The police officer’s salary is estimated to be a little less than 45,000 meaning he would need to have worked for several decades about 50 years, in his current position to raise that much money. From 2012, the officer, one Sergeant Boniface Kyalo Muthini was found to have conducted M-Pesa transactions amounting to about 100 million.

In his defense the officer said distance is what led to his money transactions to be carried out through M-Pesa. “I received a loan from the police Sacco in 2013, which was almost a million shillings. I transacted it all through M-Pesa. I have used M-Pesa to pay for most of my work since I work far from home and wouldn’t make it there every now and then. You may have seen some bigger amounts but it is from a longer period,” he said.

Most officers were found to have had mistresses something which a number confessed to it and blames the reason to be the long distance from their spouses. Questioning one of the officers who admitted to having a mistress, one of the vetting panel members asked them why they have the mistresses and how with an average salary of 45,000 KES they were able to maintain their mistresses in luxury, the replay was hilarious as it was saddening.

“Sir, we live far away from our wives and they cannot readily meet our needs. As men, we need to have these things. The mistresses keep us going,” He then admitted after being shown his M-Pesa transaction with his mistress amounting to 540,000 KES, that it was only through a miracle of God that he could pull that off.

It was discovered that the police had opened business for their mistresses or had them as partners to manage their businesses.

Chepukeezy Brags How His Fiancé Is A Complete Package, Beauty And Brains

Today is a special day for Chipukeezy’s hot fiancé!

Chipu is dating a hot lass who he was supposed to walk down the aisle with sometimes in November last year.

The wedding didn’t take place due to various reasons one being that Chipukeezy was out of the country on a tour of Uganda and Rwanda for his comedy gigs.

Well, Chipukeezy’s sweetheart is graduating today from Catholic University of Eastern Africa. The comedian has been quick to send his sweetie a congratulatory message.

 “#Team Chipukeezy join me in congratulating my babie Kerry as she graduates today.” Chipu captioned a photo of his fiancé rocking a graduation gown.

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The Female Student That Married KDF Soldier Who Saved Her During Garissa University Terror Attack Shames Media With The Truth About Her Soldier Husband

She became an instant celebrity after news broke that she married the KDF soldier that saved her during terror attack at Garissa University College that saw 148 people killed!

On 2nd April 2015, Al Shabaab gunmen stormed Garissa University College opening fire on anyone that was within the reach of bullets fired from their guns.

148 people died but some survived to tell the tale. Among those survivors is Maureen Manyengo, the girl who was seen in viral photos wearing a night dress as she was being escorted to safety by a KDF soldier.

Months later after the incident, news broke that Maureen had got married to the savior KDF soldier who rescued her.

But the 21-year-old Maureen told Campus Vibe a TOTALLY different story contrary to media reports that she fell head over heel in love with the KDF soldier who saved her.

Yes Maureen recently got married to a KDF soldier but not the one who whisked her away from danger at Garissa University College.

The lass exchanged vows with her husband Ivan Okello, who is also a KDF soldier. She revealed she had been dating her Prince Charming even before Al Shabaab gunmen attacked Garissa University College.

She however said she rushed to exchange vows with Okello following the terror attack as she felt secured around him.

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Maureen Manyengo

Credit: Campus Vibe

27th May 2016: 10 Things You Need To Know This Morning

A high court in Uganda has convicted eight terror suspects who were involved in 2010 Kampala bombing that killed 76 people who were watching world cup football match. Four of the eight suspects were Kenyans; Hussein Agade, Idris Magondu Suleiman Njoroge were found guilty while Suleiman Mbuthia was acquitted. The court will today sentence the three convicted Kenyans, the maximum punishment for their crime is death. That aside, below are the trendy stories this Friday morning:

#1Who Was Fooling Who? The Identity Of The Mysterious VVIP Who Was Briefly Admitted At Nairobi Hospital A Week Ago Is Revealed

#2“I QUIT‬. Why? My Talent Is Too Strong To Be Killed…” YY Rants As He Quits Churchill Show Amid Claims Of Mass Exodus Of Comedians In Protest Of Churchill’s Peanut Pay Among Other Issues

#3Kalekye Mumo Wows Commuters As She Shows ‘What Her Mama Gave Her’ In A Rongai Matatu

#4SEX TIPS: 8 Places Women Want To Be Touched

#5Pride Galore: Larry Madowo Becomes The FIRST Kenyan Journalist On British’s Top Gear (Photos)

#6Caroline Mutoko Attacks Moha For Exposing Cheryl Kitonga. Then She’s Reminded Just Like Kitonga She Was The Last Person Who Allegedly Banged Mutula Kilonzo On The Day He Died

#7‘Ma…Zimetoklezea’ Khaligraph Jones Lusts After KBC Presenter’s Bulging Nipples As She Embraces A Bare-Chested Savara In A Sensual Birthday Wish Photo

#8Ghafla Reveals How DJ Crème De La Crème Got Arrested In the States; Who Snitched On Him and Why He Is On His Way Back To Kenya

#9This Is What Quickie Sex With A Sponsor Looks Like – From The Minute You Meet To The Minute He Undresses You- In A Hotel Room.

#10After Being Spotted Cruising around in Her Spanking New Luxury Boat, Kenya’s Richest Female Singer Flaunts Her Convertible Mercedes S Class

 

Ghafla Reveals How DJ Crème De La Crème Got Arrested In the States; Who Snitched On Him and Why He Is On His Way Back To Kenya

News reaching us from the U.S.A is that one of Kenya’s leading DJ’s Crème De La Crème was put behind bars after landing at the Dallas Foxworth airport.

Crème had jetted into the U.SA. to perform at an annual Kenyan event called the Dallas Memorial weekend which Vera Sidika was also expected to host and soon after he was expected to hold a myriad of other shows across major states in the US.

Vera Sidika through her snap chat has since cancelled and it looks Creme will also not be making an appearance in the land of milk and honey. Actually according to news first broken by Tuko, this said visit actually landed him in a cell. We have since gotten the juice of everything so continue reading to sip all of it.

 

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According to a Dallas-based promoter named Charles Tall Oliver who runs the Genge entertainment franchise, Crème was intercepted and arrested at DFW after a rival promoter informed the authorities that Crème using his visitor’s visa to perform in shows yet he did not have a work permit.

“I have some very urgent & sad news. Dj Crème De La Crème landed safely in DFW today from Kenya via Dubai on an Emirates flight. He texted me to inform me he had landed, I told him I was out there waiting for him to clear with immigration. Unfortunately he did not go through immigration and he is being held at DFW. He called me at 3 p.m informed me what was going on, how they had information about his planned shows mpaka wako na fliers. Why would a Kenyan subject another Kenyan to such, lets compete fair and square, all the Kenyan djs & artists performing during memorial weekend tunajua visa zao vile ziko, so ukichomea Creme na tunajua hawa wasanii wote pia wanaweza kua na same problem inasaidia nini, these guys coming from home are just trying to make something they support their families back home.” Tall revealed in part.

 

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Charles

We sought to find out more information about this incident from our close sources and are even closer to Creme and this is what they revealed.

Apparently, the promoters approached Crème for the Dallas show and told him that they would cater for everything, get him the work visa and everything he needed to go do the U.S.A tour on the road.

They took long to secure all the permits and time was running out as the show was on 27th May.

Since time was not on their hands, the promoter suggested that Crème gets a tourist visa that will enable him to at least get into the States where he would confirm the gigs together with the promoter.

He got a tourist visa and flew to the States as planned, but when he got to Dallas, immigration officers stopped him, and unfortunately the immigration department was onto him and had all the information including poster evidence that implicated him. This was all thanks to a snitch who also spitefully revealed to the authorities that Crème was a glorified ‘porn star’ back in his home country.

According to our reliable source, the snitch was one Kelly Ochieng/DJ Kellz who was working with Crème’s promoter Oliver Tall on the Dallas show . Kelly allegedly sabotaged Crème and his promoter’s gigs after issues came up and so he wanted to put them out of business. It seems that he succeeded as Crème couldn’t get past DFW so he is flying back to Kenya as we speak.

We are still trying to contact DJ Kellz for his side of the story, keep it Ghafla as this story unfolds.

Money to Burn: From Keroche Heiress Annerlisa Muigai to Maina Kageni Here Are Celebrities Who Spend Money Like There Is No Tommorow (Photos)

When it comes to spending no one spends quite like Kim Kardashian, Floyd Mayweather and Beyonce. But big-spending is not only limited to Hollywood A-listers and pro-athletes in America, back home we have a few celebrities who spend money like it aint a thing.

Check them out below:

Annerlisa Muigai

 

When you are rich heiress it does not hurt to spend a little or a lot in Annerlisa’s case. The Keroche Heiress has been known to cough up about a million on alcohol, 5 million on a handbag and quite a lump sum on her cars which include; Mercedes-Benz CLS 500, Range Rover and Bentley

Akothee

She is not called Kenya’s richest female celebrity for nothing. Akothee has been known to splashy money on her music which includes collaborations with A-listers like Nigeria’s Flavor and Tanzania’s Diamond. She recently spoilt herself with a pair of 18 karat gold designer glasses worth 124,000 Kshs, bought a luxury boat for her birthday and she drives a Mercedes S-Class.

Vera Sidika

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The Kenyan socialite likes to spend mostly on clothes, designer shoes and human hair whose value is the price of a plot of land somewhere.

The bootylicious socialite owns a BMW, Mercedes and a Range Rover which she bought for herself as birthday present. The forever-21 socialite recently bought herself a house located in the leafy suburbs of Kitisuru, Nairobi.

Sauti Sol

 

With tours across Kenya, corporate shows and a hot album, the four man group is really raking the money in. The boy band spends their money on pricey cars like Audis, flashy Passats, clothes and parties

Maina Kageni

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The Radio presenter is one of the biggest earners on radio with sources revealing that he goes home every month with multi-millions. Maina is a big-spender too who likes to spend his money on cars, holidays at exotic locations and cars.

Dennis Oliech

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When you are a professional footballer raking in the big bucks is never a problem and so is spending it.

With his hefty salary, Dennis was able to acquire a Porsche and other debonair cars, designer clothes and pop into the best restaurants and clubs.

Prezzo

It’s no secret that Prezzo spends although nowadays he does not spend as extravagantly as he used to. Prezzo has been known to purchase expensive clothes, shoes and watches.

Is This New Artist Planning To Steal Zari After Declaring His Infatuation And Calling Diamond Weak In Bed?

When it comes to the East African showbiz industry, Diamond Platinumz and Zari Hassan make the ultimate power couple, commanding more attention, followers riches which are rivaled only by the controversies that do their marriage.

Diamond Platinumz influence in the region is indubitable and having launched his Wasafi Records, he decided to sponsor through a couple of young artists and into the scene step Harmonize and Raymond.

While harmonize seems to be content doing love ballads and playing the good boy, Raymond it appears has other ideas. In his new song Natafuta Kiki produced by Wasafi, the young artist goes on to declare his intentions in dominating the industry and uses the ultimate emasculation weapon, going after his perceived rivals wives.

In a couple of his lines he states his interests to topple the perceived kinds as well as take all the beautiful ladies from their husbands. Here is the link to the song and the verses.

 

Kwamba Lulu anayangu mimba
Au niwatukane wote wanaoimba
Kwa dharau na kuvimba
Mpaka yule anajiita Simba!
Niseme madam Ritha katetema
Akiniona anashindwa hata kuhema
Au Vanessa kanena ananitaka na Jux atatemwa
Nataka nifanye sinema
Kwa alozaa na Ney, Siwema
Kiki ipi iko njema, au niende kwa Sepetu Wema? 

aaaaa aaaa eeee
Nasikia Uwoya mkali, wanasemaga Shishi asali
Wolper atakubali akimwage ki Harmo chali
Ninatafakari, kichwani maswali
Nimtongoze Zari, akijua Mondi si hatari?
Ee-hee, Rose Ndauka, Kajala pia hadi na Salama
Mose Iyaba asijeninua kwa Aunty lawama
Mkubwa Fella, Tale Salami leaders nizushe pesa wamenipiga
Chege na Madee wasije nikwida
Iyowee!
Nataka nibadili ratiba, kwangu isije leta msiba
Nitoke Wasafi niende kwa Kiba

‘Let there Be Vera Sidikas” Shocking Vacuum Butt Enlargement Therapy Is The Rage In Kenya For 20K (Photos)

For all their blame on men and the fight feminists put up, there is no denying that women dissatisfaction and insecurities is their biggest enemy and detractor.

At a time when everyone is singing of being comfortable and contented in one’s natural body, women are ever seeking the shorter way to a smashing figure which is simply a bigger butt and slender waist. After indulging in implants and injections, Kenyan ladies it appears have a new shortcut in town. A therapy christened Brazillian Vacuum Butt Therapy.

It promises to deliver results to clients in just 12 sessions at the cost of 20,000 the full therapy. The therapy is being offered by a local spa and fitness center Body by Design fitness spa.

The number of ladies responding and promising to attend is startling and the only thing they seem concerned with is any possible side effects and why the cost is too cheap. The spa provided before and after photos of previous clients and one feature had people suspicious.

The part enlarged bore strange lines around which the spa said disappear after some time while the effect is permanent. Here are the photos

KOT Accuse Machakos First Lady Lillian Ng’ang’a Of Being A Notorious Husband Snatcher

Eeek! Machakos first lady found herself in an awkward position after people accused her of being a husband snatcher.

This was after Lillian announced with pictures that she would be  attending a women empowerment forum called ‘Women Deliver’ in Copenhagen Denmark.

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Lillian captioned the photo with ‘It is time we put Women at the Centre of development #Womenempowerment.’

But they are people who felt that she was not keeping it a 100% since she allegedly ‘stole’ Alfred Mutua from Josephine Thitu Maundu.

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She responded by telling her detractors that they should be sharing more beneficial ideas:

 

 

 

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But they prodded on, posting this:

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And Lillian simply replied with this:

 

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This Hilarious Kalenjin “Valuvalu” Remix Has Even Jose Chameleone Applauding (Video)

 Kenyans are quickly building a reputation as masters of covers.

Given the challenge that comes with creating an original idea, it appears the chance for translating another’s song is pretty much appealing. When it comes off well it is a perfect thing but most of the time it is a cheap and horrible attempt at publicity.

After the ‘Hello’ cover rage, it a local DJ has decided to work up something new and do a cover for Uganda’s superstar Jose Chameleone’s hit song Valu Valu.  His result it interesting and has the Valu Valu hit maker applauding while reminding the DJ on a light note that he is yet to sort out the copyright issue.

Jose even uploaded the video to his channel. Here is that Kalenjin version

 

 

 

“I QUIT‬. Why? My Talent Is Too Strong To Be Killed…” YY Rants As He Quits Churchill Show Amid Claims Of Mass Exodus Of Comedians In Protest Of Churchill’s Peanut Pay Among Other Issues

Churchill Show comedians are on a go slow and some have already QUIT the show altogether!!

Ghafla! Was alerted something was terribly wrong at Churchill Show by comedian YY’s post on social media.

YY officially quit the show saying his career was being killed and he couldn’t stand and do nothing:

“It was nice being on CHURCHILL SHOW.I loved it and appreciated but #‎IQUIT.why? my talent is too strong to kill by Computer Desktops, my God is more powerful too…No pleasing Human in good faith #‎God’speed”

Fellow comedian, Njoro, wished him the best in his endeavors.

“All the best in all your endeavors bro…God is good…#nikonawewe” Njoro commented

Ghafla! contacted a Churchill Show comedian (name withheld) who spilt the beans on what was going on there.

The comedian told us Churchill Show humorists were being paid peanuts. He said they had the fame but they had no money to show.

“Tunaishi vibaya, wasee wanatuona kwa TV na hatuna kakitu” The comedian told Ghafla!

He also said there was favoritism and victimization of comedian. He cited the case of YY who complained of having his scenes chopped off from Churchill Show’s episode that is shown on TV.

He said despite some comedians having explosive sessions during recording, they won’t see their performance on Sunday when Churchill Show is aired on NTV.

The source also told Ghafla! Comedians are victimized by their boss Churchill whenever they complain of this and that.

“Tumekua warned tusiongee na media. Tumeambiwa we are being watched na tutakua penalized for speaking to the media since anasema (Churchill) anajua kila kitu ikihappen.” The source confided in Ghafla!

The source further revealed there was an emergency meeting this afternoon to address the go slow. Ghafla! Was told comedian AKA has decided to boycott the meeting.

We will be updating you on this developing story once we get Churchill’s side of the story.

Mark Masai’s Laments As His Subaru Ends Up On the Rocks (Photo)

Mark Masai is lamenting over the state of his Subaru Forester.

The celebrated news anchor, had taken his car to the garage to change a tire only for it to remain grounded there. The mechanics there whom he refers as ‘experts’ informed him all the brakes were worn out . Seemingly being a green horn on matters car parts, Mark left his car and sought advice from his fan online pretty much exasperated by the turn of events.

Here is the car as he left it, very much ‘juu ya mawe’.

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‘Ma…Zimetoklezea’ Khaligraph Jones Lusts After KBC Presenter’s Bulging Nipples As She Embraces A Bare-Chested Savara In A Sensual Birthday Wish Photo

Khaligraph Jones is the latest public figure to unleash the ‘fisi’ within in public and without holding back.

He was commenting on a post done by Sauti Sol’s publicist Anyiko Owoko wishing Savara Mudigi a happy birthday. Anyiko on her part had been pretty sensual in her wish alluding to the sexual side of Savara and given the clothing of the two and the background it was steaming.

Her top, held her bosom pretty tight leaving their ends pointing out and Khaligraph could not help but comment. It elicited a conversation that had others talking about the picture.

Here is the photo and the reaction that followed

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Caroline Mutoko Attacks Moha For Exposing Cheryl Kitonga. Then She’s Reminded Just Like Kitonga She Was The Last Person Who Allegedly Banged Mutula Kilonzo On The Day He Died

Celebrity wars! Caroline Mutoko fired salvos at KTN’s Mohammed Ali over his exposé on Monday then Moha’s supporters struck her where it hurts the most!

The drama started when Caroline Mutoko ranted about Mohammed Ali’s exposé ‘Kaburi La Wazi’ which she said focused on Jacob Juma’s side chick instead of his killers.

Also Read: “This is the Most Disappointing Job You Have Ever Done Shame On You” Caroline Mutoko Tells Moha Ali’s As She Reveals Why She Can Never Go To A Certain Local TV

The Untamed wolf, Cyprian Nyakundi, quickly rushed to Moha’s support and blasted Caroline in a lengthy Facebook post titled; “Pre-emptive Strike: Caroline Mutoko Defends Cheryl Kitombwa To Divert Attention From Her Own Mutula Fiasco”

Nyakundi also used #‎iStandWithMohaJichoPevu to marshal his twitter followers to fire shots at Caroline Mutoko.

The twitter bigwig, reminded Caroline that,she was in the same predicament Cheryl Kitonga is in, 3 years ago when she was alleged to be the mysterious woman who had a fling with the late Mutula Kilonzo on the day he died.

“Caroline Mutoko claims that we should cut Cheryl Kitombwa some slack because she’s only 26 and she will outgrow her hoe-phase. Should we really? Because Mutoko was once alleged to have been the “mysterious” woman to was knocking boots with the late Mutula Kilonzo under the influence of the performance enhancing-drug Viagra. In simple terms, she rode Mutula to the grave. That was barely 3 years ago. Was Mutoko in her 20’s?” Nyakundi wrote in part.

Nyakundi didn’t stop there, he went ahead and exposed the undesired side of the former radio queen.

“Unfortunately for Cheryl, she has to take the bullet as the country seeks to hit the re-set button, from the detour occasioned by Radio Africa who made it their policy to use sex as their anchor in driving their brand. Just because Caroline Mutoko loves sleeping with older men, and Maina Kageni is a homosexual, does not entitle them to impose their sexual deviancy to the public, all masked in subliminal-messaging and hiding under the cover of feminism, democracy and freedom of speech.”[sic]

After Being Spotted Cruising around in Her Spanking New Luxury Boat, Kenya’s Richest Female Singer Flaunts Her Convertible Mercedes S Class

Many say that Akothee puts in work like a Kuyo and spends like a Luopean.

And no one can refute that she works hard as she has managed to come from very humble beginnings and has grown to become one of the richest female artistes around.

When she is not working hard, Akothee likes to play—hard and what better way to play than with a ‘toy’ favored by billionaires? Akothee recently acquired a swanky boat for her birthday and she was spotted taking the boat out to play in the deep blue ocean.

But that is not the only toy she owns, have a look at her Merc convertible:

 

 

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“I’m Still Rich Haters, Go Hang!” Dennis Oliech Seems To Say As He Shuts Down Broke Rumors With Shopping Trips In Paris And His New His Multi-Million Home (Photos)

Earlier this year, a section of the media reported that popular Kenyan footballer Dennis Oliech was now living like a church mouse after squandering away his millions. The reports further stated that he has sold off his property too fund his expensive drinking sprees and miraa chewing sessions at Dagoretti Corner.

His family came out to deny these claims accusing the media of being negative towards Denis Oliech and tarnishing his good name. The brother Nixon Onywanda Oliech, who was speaking on behalf of his family also promised to ‘serve’ the said media houses for defamation and for causing untold grief to his family.

After his family came out to defend him, Dennis was spotted in the streets of Paris with a Zara shopping bag indicating that he had come from a shopping spree.

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He had earlier shared a photo of a bungalow which he captioned ‘Soon to move in.’

 

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Kalekye Mumo Wows Commuters As She Shows ‘What Her Mama Gave Her’ In A Rongai Matatu

Si Kalekye amejibeba! The Kiss FM presenter recently wowed passengers when she rode a pimped Rongai matatu.

Kalekye Mumo lost weight to assume a near perfect figure eight body that comes out wonderful when she wears dresses.

The Kiss FM presenter recently had a date with touts operating the pimped Phantom matatu which plys Rongai route.

The matutu crew got their eyes fixed on Kalekye’s curvy fundamendos she she strode to board the matatu. Inside the matatu, the expression of Mafisi’s faces was the same.

Watch the clip below to see how Kalekye ‘disturbed’ prying eyes:

Who Was Fooling Who? The Identity Of The Mysterious VVIP Who Was Briefly Admitted At Nairobi Hospital A Week Ago Is Revealed

Wednesday night last week, a VVIP was secretly admitted at Nairobi hospital for 4 hours. The aftermath of his admission in hospital was explosive!

Unconfirmed Sources say the VVIP was not logged in hospital records and police briefly cordoned off a section of the hospital when the special patient checked in.

Controversial blogger Robert Alai asserted that the VVIP was the none other than Kenya’s second in command.

Also Read: Robert Alai CONFIRMS DP Ruto Collapsed At His Karen Home Sparking Claims Jacob Juma Has Already Started ‘Working’

But Alai even caused more confusion revealing the VVIP could as well be another person.

See Also: “I Was Fooled” Robert Alai Admits Mistake Following Alarming Post Of Ruto being Hospitalized

Well, Alai has since gone back to his earlier claim and REASSERTED that the DP was the patient who was rushed to Nairobi Hospital that Wednesday 18th night.

He now claims state machinery was put to work to cause confusion and discredit his claim. Alai revealed SMS’s cordinated by Eric Ngeno and Itumbi were sent to him after he revealed the identity of the VVIP patient.

“When I reported that DP Ruto was admitted at Nairobi Hospital (confirmed as true) and he was discharged after 4 hours, I discovered one thing about my ***** brothers and sister. There is nothing which scares them like a torch which is about to go off.

Hate SMS’s and calls to me were being coordinated from the Office of the Deputy President. Eric Ngeno and my friend Itumbi marshaled their friends to send at least 10,000 messages to Alai.

That is how low civil servants who are supposed to be apolitical are going to protect ethnic kingpins. I became the punching bag of the day for most MPs, Senators and Governors who support Ruto.

Kenya is doomed when you realise that it is civil servants who coordinate hate messages, propaganda and attack on innocent Kenyans they don’t agree with. I might disagree with you but I can’t kill you because I don’t like what you say. We must appreciate diverse opinions. Some don’t.” Wrote Alai.

“This is the Most Disappointing Job You Have Ever Done Shame On You” Caroline Mutoko Tells Moha As She Reveals Why She Will Never Step Into K24 (Video)

Caroline Mutoko has lend her voice among the several who have taken issue with Mohammed Ali’ Kaburi La Wazi.

While she described the whole work as bellow stellar she took particular issue with how he divulged the identity of the lady who suddenly became the hot topic and got trolled hours on end on the internet. Caroline Mutoko said the way the piece was done ended up taking away the discussion from the murder of Jacob Juma to the young lady whose actions she defended saying as a 20 year old, she was free to take risks and make mistakes.

She also took issue with the protection of the identities of the male individual and criticized the shaming of the girl. Aside from that she took a swipe at media houses who make the shaming of women the centerpiece revealing she will never get to K24 after they aired their feature story on wives who partake in prostitution during the day.

Her issue was the blurring of all the male faces in the feature soliciting sex yet it exposed their women counterparts. Here is a video she did voicing her sentiments.

 

Meet The Kenyan Journalist Who Bears a Striking Resemblance to Museveni’s Rival Kizza Besigye (Photos)

Uganda wanted to be saved from the yoke of dictatorship and Kizza Besigye Museveni’s former doctor was the man for the job. But things did not go as planned and Museveni’ won ‘the elections.

Soon after the very controversial elections, chaos erupted in different parts of Uganda with Ugandans taking to the streets to protest the elections.

But their cries remained unheard by the international community with Uganda’s neighbors turning a blind eye to the affairs of Uganda and Museveni was soon sworn in.

But that was not the only swearing in that went on, Besigye also swore himself in and was accused of treason, much to the vexation of his followers who viewed him as a hero.

We recently came across a man who bears a spitting resemblance to Besigye that you would think it was he is son. The similarities do not stop at the looks; they share many more things in common.

They both lost their parents when they were very young, they share an Eastlands connection as while living in Kenya Besigye stayed in Buru Buru and Jeff lives in Umoja, which is about 2 or 3 kilometers away from Buru.

They share a birthday week as their birthdays are 1 day apart and they both support Manchester United.

Without further ado, meet Jeff Ochieng, who works for the Star:

 

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The Recent Local Artiste Collaborations With International And Neighboring Artistes Ranked From The The Worst To The Best. The Worst Is Totally Horrible

Collaborations are a way of artists increasing their audience. Recent days have seen African  artists’ engage in cross regional works and Kenyan artists have not been left out.

The collaborations range from proper hits to the middle ground songs and absolute hogwash songs. What you cannot deny is the effect and effort the collaborated artistes put in. in some cases, it was the Kenyan artistes who were featured in the song. Below is the list starting off with the worst collaborations.

12. Alaine ft Churchill –Wafula

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Even allowing the excuse of the fact that it was maybe done from a comic angle, the song ended up being a joke of the audience’s anticipation and time. Really what was Churchill doing in his verse? Even in the name of comedy and humor and the urgency, the video could have been better, after all the Chopper guy just showed how something so impromptu can find its way into urban legends. The short shelf life of the song is proof of its quality and its deserving place as the worst collaboration on this list.

11. Papa Dennis Korede Bello – Wonder

The song had everything you have come to expect from Papa Dennis, awesome video, dominant strings and well, average delivery . Credit to Korede Bello he tried to give the song a different feel but the effort at story telling was labored and sudden switch at tempo felt forced.  Well it is still a good video to look at and if you don’t get worn by the Wondering. If only this kid could employ the services of a good song writer.

10. Wahu ft Cindy – Yeye

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I am still giving the song a chance to grow on me, but given the competition from the other songs on this list, it will need more than time to see it move a couple of steps up. While it is fresh to see Wahu again, she will really have to pull a Nyashisnky to reclaim her spot among the current top stars and singers in the country.

9. Jaguar ft Mafikizolo – Going Nowhere

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Cabu Gah said this song is going Nowhere, I beg to differ, going by the rate it is playing in matatus at rush hour. The Mafikizolo duo save us from potentially repetitive lines from Jaguar and the tempo makes it very much a song you can dance to and if you cannot, the video is interesting. It could have been worse, it is good as it is.

8. Sauti Sol ft Alikiba – Unconditionally Bae

By hits alone the song should top the list, but then again universal truth cannot be measured by public opinion. Alikiba and Sauti Sol are the two big continental acts with elaborate marketing strategies. However, in this song all flatter to deceive perhaps taken in by the playful tone of the song. It fails to reach to the high levels expected of them and just to ask, is Chimano being relegated to just voice overs and back up roles.

 Akothee ft Flavor – Give It To Me

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It was Akothee’s second massive effort at getting the continental appeal. It did not perform as outstanding as the first one but still got the reaction and attention she wanted, landing another big African artiste for a collaboration. It is however, not a song you would hazard to listen constantly as her first mega collaboration which was easy and pleasing to the ears.

6. Elani ft Chameleone – My Darling

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This song almost suffered from an experiment that was doomed to fail from the start, selling it to the public. Elani says it performed so we will leave it at that. However, it was only when it was offered free in public domain that the song achieved its full potential. Not to say that it was an overwhelming success, no, it is also not something you will keep listening to, but it is just enough to make it among the collaborations that are neither here nor there. Pretty much like a mid table team in the EPL.

 5. Avril ft AY – No Stress

Avril is quickly making a career from collaborating with the brothers from Tanzania. You can’t really blame her as the songs have turned to be some of her best hits. No stress is undoubtedly her biggest song, one well received and at least appreciated even by her critics. She gets pretty much everything right from the set and AY as expected delivers his part making for a worthwhile musical experience.

 4. Sauti Sol and Micasa– Tulale fofofo

Every aspect of this song touches and appeals to a part of you. Even the notorious ‘ikibamba sana wapi nduru’ call. The vocals, the assembly of instruments, give it a classical and quality feel. Sadly and regrettably, it was the Unconditionally Bae that got all the attention. Tulale Fofofo is the result of Vintage Sauti Sol getting it right with their incessant experimentation. Most of the rest is just showbiz.

3. Ringtone ft Christine Shusho – Tenda Wema

Ringtone’s collaboration with Christine Shusho is a perfect example that at times walking away from it all is a good thing. At least it offers one time for introspection if nothing else and no one needed this much than Ringtone Apoko. He came back with this collaboration and for a moment you got convinced he may sure have had a musical talent. It could have been the Christina Shusho effect, but it is his song and that is what counts, it is a great hit and has you reaching for the replay button.

2. M.I Abaga ft Khaligraph- Black Bill Gates

It was the break Khaligraph needed continentally and he did not disappoint. The only reason it is not a big hit because of its genre. Khaligraph takes an equal if not a bit larger role as M.I and given the song it all about bravado and making it against all odds, he delivers with every line.

1. Akothee ft Diamond Platinumz – My Sweet Love

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The Leicester story of Kenyan showbiz, is this collaboration. It came out of the blues after what seemed to be just a publicity stunt. This song gets you the first time or better till grows on you to the point you cannot ignore it. Almost everyone can sing to it and contrary to many expectations, Diamond did his part with the same gusto and justice he gives his songs and Akothee really rose to the standards. Whatever you think of her and everything about her, this song sure gives her a right to ask ‘Pilipili ya kuashia nini”

This Is What Quickie Sex With A Sponsor Looks Like – From The Minute You Meet To The Minute He Undresses You- In A Hotel Room.

By now,you’re obviously familiar with the ‘Sponsor’ craze that has been sweeping away the Nairobi female populace. Your girlfriend has one. Your sister has one. Your wife probably has one too. All your cousins share one. And your father is probably in a WhatsApp group titled ‘City Sponsors’.

It’s a phenomena that has shaken the city and created a huge buzz across the Internet,with many puns and memes being shared across the board,and with girls like Cheryl Kitonga,our resident ‘Sponsee’, being the butt of the crude jokes across Twitter,much to her chagrin.

Now,every little girl wants to grow up into the warm,loving arms of some 60-something year old who will not yell at her,lie to her,let her down,let her starve,break her brittle heart and treat her like trash like the typical 20-something year old boyfriends do.

What a wonderful World.

But we all know the dynamics of a girlfriend – boyfriend relationship. It’s a pretty simple, albeit exciting,routine.

So,what’s the dynamics of an affair with a sponsor? Let’s explore…..

But before we go there,let us remember that ;

.Sponsors are busy people. Very busy people.
.Sponsors are rarely available over the weekend – they prefer to operate over weekdays
.Sponsors operate on a very tight schedule,one that is closely managed by their wives
.Sponsors love to multi-task. Have dinner with you and at the same time holding a meeting with some business partners.

Now,assuming you’ve already met ‘The One Sponsor’ and you’ve been secretly seeing him for a while,what’s the sex date with a sponsor like?

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STEP ONE: THE TEXT
It starts with that quick text that he sends at around 3pm in the afternoon. This is the perfect time because he’s now tired and bored and idle. He’s had a long day. Been working all morning and has not even had time to have lunch. He’s now sitting back in his office,his head thrown back over the Italian leather chair,his laptop idling on the cluttered desk. That’s when you pop in his mind. And then he sends you that quick ‘Hi….’ text. Followed with a ‘Busy today? I’m free…’. You reply immediately because you’re a starving,poor woman in need of company and money and attention. He says ‘Coffee?’ You say ‘Sure’. He says ‘4.30pm….’ and texts you the restaurant you’re supposed to show up at. You’re game. He starts packing up and stretching his feet. He’s about to leave office.

STEP TWO: MEET-UP
You’ve already arrived at the restaurant he asked you to show up at. You’re an idle woman with very little going on in your life. You’ve barely eaten all morning. And your DSTV has been unpaid since last week. Clearly,you needed to get out of that house. He shows up. Not alone though – but with some other three guys. All of whom look as tacky as him. He tries to trace you. And tries and tries. He finally spots the needy you at a corner. Your hair,which now really needs to go,stiffly flicking in the wind. You wave at him and smile sheepishly. He comes over. Gang in tow.

STEP THREE- THE ACTUAL DATE
A date with a sponsor (Coffee date,Dinner date) is mostly some sort of business date for him. Half of the time,he’ll show up with some guys to ‘Ongea biashara’ while meeting you up at the same time. And today,it’s not any different. He sits next to you after hugging you awkwardly. His boys are now thirsting over you. He’s showing you off to them. And you’re sitting there,like the needy African child you are,ready to impress your donor as much as you can. His boys sit around the table and clutter it up. They’re huge and loud. And for the next two hours,you have to sit there. Sit through their talk and loud,incessant laughter. One of the boys can’t stop ogling at you. And you don’t mind. You little hoe.

STEP FOUR – MOVE TO A BAR
The talks are over. The silly laughters are over. You guys have probably had some steak or chicken or salad or something. God knows you needed to eat. He asks the ka-waiter,who has been hovering over your take all this time like a giant bee,to bring over the bill. The bill is brought over,carefully enclosed in some booklet thingy. He pores over it,pays via swiping,tips the guy,looks at you and asks, ‘Utakunywa kidogo’ his little beard tingling in the restaurant lights. Slow Rhumba music is playing. You actually want to fart.

STEP FIVE : DRINKS
Half of all the City sponsors are hopeless drunkards. Blokes who could drink a whole bar down. And the next. And the next. So,it’s drinks time. Yeeeaaaayyyy. You’re also a hopeless drunkard too. Just like all of your girls. And your Dad back in the village. So,let’s do this. You drink and drink and drink. You’re now starting to open up more and talk more. The boys can’t help checking you out. In fact,one of them has just asked you to call over one of your girls. You smile and say ‘Wacha nimtext… But maybe ako busy’. But you know very well that none of your girls are ever busy. They’re like street children – always waiting on the fence,ready to be called and engaged. The other boy asks you, ‘Ita wawili bana… Niitie kasichana pia… Pesa tuko nayo…’ and then he laughs at his own silly joke. The boys pick up his laughter and fall over with it. You quickly turn on your Mobile Data. ‘Uko? Niko na mpango. Mko na Caro’ you text them. More drinks. And more drinks and more drinks. There’s a ka-Rhumba band playing at a corner. Dear Lord.

STEP SIX – YOUR GIRLS HAVE COME
It’s been close to an hour and a half now since you texted your girls asking them to kuja mbio… But still,they’re nowhere to be seen. ‘Kwani hawafiki??’ Silvano,one of the boys,whose name you’ve finally mustered,asks,adjusting his tie. ‘Wanakam’ you assure him as your Sponsor attempts some PDA. Crap. No PDA please. No PDA please. You pray. Too bad. He’s already stretching his fat hands allover you. And attempting to kiss you. Super awkward. And yuck. He’s now on his seventh beer. White Cap,to be precise. Your tu-girls have come. Yeeeay! Looking like the homeless children they are. They walk over to your table and the two boys quickly get up to pull them a chair and hug them and help them offload their huge hand bags. They smile at you and take their place at the table of sin. Silvano,the loudest one,beckons at the waiter who comes running over like a wounded kitten.

STEP SEVEN : IT’S TIME TO LEAVE
Your Sponsor’s wife has been texting him endlessly for the last one hour. She even called twice. And he excused himself to go talk to her impatient ass at the washrooms. He signals everyone. It’s time to leave. And sure,it is. I mean,it’s already 11.48pm now. Like,12 freaking minutes to midnight. Time moves so fast. Wind up your drinks,girls. We’re leaving. You gulp down your glass like a Russian assassin. And pour some more. And some more. You’re feeling drunk as an Irish dog. Your girls are already halfway into sex. And you can swear there’s a finger groping under Carol’s pants. Waiter brings over the bill. It’s deep into the thousands. Silvano offers to pay this one… You all stand up to leave. Rhumba band is still yelling themselves away. Paying tribute to Papa Wemba and shit.

STEP NINE : LEAVE FOR THE CARS
This is a pretty simple step. Just stand,rush to the washrooms,pee your shame away,and walk over to the table. Sponsor went to pee too. Oh,he’s back. You both walk to his Prado. Or V8. Or Discovery. It’s about to be a busy night…He takes forever trying to reverse his car away and tip the cold-stricken soldier at the same time.

STEP TEN : GET A ROOM.
He’s been groping you and feeling his way around your underwear throughout the drive. Now you’re in Westlands. At some restaurant that has rooms too. His finger has been up your panties already. Actually,he almost hit a boda boda guy while trying to shove that finger up your vagina. The rooms are going for some Ksh. 5,000 a night. Up to 10,000 or so. You move to another place. And the rooms are not that expensive. Get off car. Quickly,pay for room. He puts his phone off. And climbs up the stairs with you,his hands allover your boobies.

STEP TEN : SEX,BITCH!
You’ve already stepped into the room,he’s already removed his jacket and thrown it across the leather chair next to the bed,you say you need to pee,he says he needs to pee too. He sits on the bed and straightens out his old legs. He removes his socks and pulls down his pants. He’s wearing some blue shorts inside. He pulls away his shirt to reveal a belly the size of a small tank. He falls back on the bed waiting for you to leave the toilet. You take too long. He starts snoring. You’re back. With no panties. And no bra. Titties dancing in the light. You sit across him… And rub that belly… It’s about to go down!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED…..

SEX TIPS: 8 Places Women Want To Be Touched

Many guys wouldn’t admit it, but sex Is on top of their to-do-lists. Numerous ladies additionally love sex, and they love to be touched too. But girls are riddles. No matter how well you think you know one, the other one is completely different. And I’m not talking about just personality and looks here. Even some of the things that are straightforward with guys are different from girl to girl.
However, when it comes to touching, there are lesser-known regions she’s dying to have you embrace. Regions that will always make her wet upon contact. Places that are obvious but underutilized. Here they are

1.. Toes

Just as the sight of a sexy pedicure can pique your interest, women love attention spent on their toes. This is the kind of situation that may feel really ticklish in the beginning, but may feel really good as you are cycling through the process of arousal, Every stage of arousal changes body receptivity to sensation, so what was once ticklish can become exciting later on.
If you aren’t sure how to incorporate this into your playbook, start off easy and give her a sexy foot massage. If things feel right, you can progress to more sensual stroking or kisses from there. To reduce any possible awkwardness, focus on massaging the whole foot and using your hands 80 percent of the time, and your mouth 20 percent. That will minimize the oddness potential.

2…. Spine and back

While you ought to never rub the spine aggressively, don’t hesitate to utilize your tongue or fingers to coast up it sometimes. To make her insane, let your tongue brush over the smooth skin of her back. Alternately, you can just utilize your fingers to tickle your route up to her neck.

3…. Behind the neck

Accept it or not, for some ladies, the region behind the neck is the ar that makes them soften. Next time you kiss your lady, move her hair far from her neck (if appropriate) and inhale on her neck, letting your lips brush against it before you kiss and afterward daintily chomp into it.

4…. Inner Thighs

Touching her inner thighs without venturing into the vaginal area will make for an excellent tease that is sure to get her revved up. Use your hands and mouth to caress and kiss the insides of her thighs, getting excruciatingly close to her ultimate pleasure spot, but pulling back before going all the way.

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5…. Shoulders

From kissing and kneading to delicately gnawing, the shoulders are an oft-disregarded body part, however they ought to be well attended to. Since this region of a lady’s body is frequently disregarded, when you do invest sooner or later liking her shoulders, she will get the chills and, you will get the sweet returns.

6…. Breasts (not nipples)

As men, we have a tendency to instinctually set out straight toward the nipples which is a rather uncomfortable venture for the lady. If you really want her nipples to scream for your attention, you have to invest considerable time kissing and touching the fleshy part of her breasts first . Lick and nibble close to the nipples without really touching them and she’ll be beseeching you to wrap your mouth around them.

7… Outer labia

Likewise with the breast, regarding the vagina, we have a tendency to make the plunge directly into the wet spot and disregard the external lips. We assume that a lady is already prepared but such is rarely the case. Utilize your mouth and tongue to lick and kiss the labia majora of your lady’s vagina and when you at last head on in, she’ll be more than glad.

8…. Ankles

It’s to a degree disappointing to finish things off without attending to the ankles I know, however some ladies bear the preference of having their feet kissed and touched. Yet rather than her feet, pick to kiss and stroke her lower legs. Be cautious; don’t chomp the region in light of the fact that it can harm her.

Pride Galore: Larry Madowo Becomes The FIRST Kenyan Journalist On British’s Top Gear (Photos)

Larry Madowo has connections next to none. The NTV journalist flew to London for a date with Top Gear!

For starters, Top Gear was the world’s BEST motor show until Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May left.

Any real man would die to be on Top Gear. Larry was not only there to witness the new presenters talk about cars but to interview the new crew. (In a whisper: He’s Kenya’s first journalist to interview Top Gear crew)

Madowo had a chat with Top Gear’s new presenters; Chris Harris, Rory Reid, Sabine Schmitz, Chris Evans, Eddie Jordan and The Stig at their studio.

He was also driven round Top Gear’s race track by a German racing driver. Larry promised to divulge more about his experience on Top Gear on the Trend on Friday.

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Untold Story Of Otieno Who Was Cornered By Riot Police During Cord Demonstrations #Chapaamkononi #MakeItHappen

Police had zero tolerance for protesters who poured out for demonstrations on Monday. One teenager was cornered by anti riot police and he lives to tell the tale!

Otieno was among those who were caught up in the drama that was witnessed in the street of Nairobi this past Monday.

Anti riot police nabbed him along Muindi Mbingu Street trying to access University Way where the main demos where to be staged.

The no nonsense cops manhandled him before he was heaved into a police lorry that was transporting protesters who had been arrested.

Otieno was taken to Central Police station where he faced a mountain challenge of convincing the cops he wasn’t part of the illegal demos.

The police bought his story but went on to lock him in the cell for lack of identification documents. His ID card which was in his wallet, got lost somewhere in town during the mix-up.

That is when I was called to assist a brother. I arrived at the police station after Otieno beeped me with instructions to carry money for the police bail.

The cops were demanding Kes 20,000 bail to set Otieno loose and I had only 12,000 with me, there was no way I could raise 8k that same day.

Otieno going to court on Tuesday was bad news so, I had to think out of the box to get the extra 8k. And amazingly my Co-op Bank Visa credit card was the savior. The convenience of Co-op Bank Visa credit card is mind-blowing.

Co-op Bank Visa credit card is the best in terms of emergencies as it allows a cash advance of Kes 10, 000 per day.

Suddenly it dawned on me I could raise the money without calling the exorbitant shylock in Embakasi to lend me the cash.

I left Central and dashed to the ATM at Co-op Bank Moi Avenue branch near Jeevanjee Gardens to withdraw the 10K.

I finally bailed out Otieno who by then was completely shaken being locked up in the filthy cell crammed with strange looking guys.

Co-op Bank Visa credit card was the savior that Monday, the card is also convenience for settling bills such as hospital, legal, air ticket, restaurants e.t.c without the risk of carrying hard cash.

Click the link Co-op Bank Visa credit card to see other benefits of the card.

Patience Ozokwor Aka Mama G Quits Acting To Become An Evangelist. Says Holy Spirit Told Her To Stop Putting On Makeup, Jewelry, Trousers And To Cut Her Deadlocks (Photos)

She was the crème de la crème of Nollywood. But Mama G has ditched the fame, flair and glamour of showbiz to give her life to Christ.

You will no longer be seeing Mama G in any new Nigerian movie as she has ditched her lucrative acting career to become a fulltime evangelist.

Mama G caused a buzz when she shared her experience in salvation at a crusade held in Imo State, Nigeria.

She said the Holy Spirit warned her of her dressing and appearance when she fasted for 51days. Mama G revealed God told her to cut her dreadlocks, stop wearing jewelry and trousers and putting on makeup as they will make her go to hell.

The Lord further told her she will be a voice for Him all over the world, He showed her how people’s attention will be channeled from her image in Nollywood to gospel, and how she would have gone to hell if she had died on December 31st 2015. (According to her testimony)

Mama G asked the Holy Spirit how she will survive now that she quit Nollywood (she used earn an average of 1.5 million naira or Kes 758,421 a week) and the Lord told her He will provide for her just like He did for the Israelites in the desert during their exodus from Egypt.

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Mama G preaching during the crusade

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26th May 2016: 10 Things You Need To Know This Morning

Gatundu South MP Moses Kuria once again courted controversy saying police ought to have shot dead more Cord protesters. Kuria posted his comments on his Facebook account but has since deleted the posts. Meanwhile Cord has suspended its weekly protests to give dialogue a change and solve IEBC impasse. Politics aside, below are some of the trending stories this Thursday morning:

#1RIP Messages Galore As News About Conjestina Achieng’s Deluded Death Leaks

#2This Morning, I Tried To Seduce A Delightfully Gorgeous Chick At A Matatu Stage…..Here Is How She Responded

#3The Shocking Revelations of How MEMBERS Of The Most Dreaded Police Unit In Kenya Were Killed Like Rats

#4My Wife Does Not Cook For Me Well… I Am Treated Like Guinea Pig” Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe Shames His Wife Grace In Public Over Her Cooking Skills

#5Lessons From Cheryl Kitonga: 5 Obvious Things That Prove Your Girlfriend has a Sponsor but You’re Too Smitten to Admit it

#6Ex KTN Anchor Louis Otieno Accused Of Living Big With Money From His Girlfriend Whom He Is Accused of Killing In Cold Blood

#7‘Usitoe Mimba Kesho Ulie Kama Wema Sepetu.’Diamond Platnumz’ Boy Attacks Wema Sepetu in the Most Cruel Of Ways

#8MP Aden’s Kilimani House Burnt By Incessant Fire (Video)

#9Chubby Female Celeb Forced To Undergo a HIV/AIDS Test After Fans Accused Her of Being HIV+ Following Extreme Weight Loss

#10Parliament Hottie Priscilla Nyokabi Gives Birth To A Bouncing Baby Boy After 17 Year Wait

Dr Ofweneke Makes Hassan Joho Dance Energetically as Mercy Masika, Christina Shusho and Gloria Muliro Share a Stage at This Year’s Groove Awards Tour in Mombasa (Photos)

A few weeks after they released the Groove Award nominees, the Groove Tour is now in full force.

After shutting down Machakos and Narok, the Groove Crew was on the road again and it all went down at Shanzu Teachers’ College in Mombasa.

As expected, the event was ‘popping’ and Mombasa Governor Hassan Joho got to cut a rug alongside Hon Tendai and MC Dr Ofweneke .Gloria Muliro and Mercy Masika were among those who entertained the crowds at the packed event.

The last Groove award concert will be held at Karatina Stadium in Nyeri Count while Groove Awards gala will be held on 1st June at Safaricom Stadium, Kasarani.

Here are pics from the Mombasa concert:

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Ex KTN Anchor Louis Otieno Exposed For Living Big With Money From His Girlfriend Whom He Is Accused of Killing In Cold Blood

Former KTN anchor Louis Otieno is once again receiving media attention after he was slapped with yet another corroding accusation by the father of his deceased girlfriend.

Louis Otieno made headlines in February 2012 after he was accused of murdering his girlfriend Careen Chepchumba.

4 years on, the court is yet to rule on the case which Louis Otieno is the main suspect.  But today Careen’s father surprised many with his testimony during the hearing of the case.

Mr. Hosea Kili told the court his deceased daughter borrowed heavily from family and friend to fund the expensive lifestyle of Louis Otieno.

He also revealed Chepchumba bought her boyfriend Louis an expensive Range Rover with borrowed money making her sink in debts.

Mr. Hosea disclosed his daughter had scrounged a whopping Kes 3 million from his friends and close relatives in the name of making her boyfriend happy.

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Meet Karay Blue, a Kenyan Lady Based in Boston and Determined to Give Lupita Nyong’o a Run for her Money

The year was 2014 and a young woman dressed in a pleated sky blue Prada gown walked up to a stage full of hundreds of thousands of people to receive a prestigious award and soon after uttered the words, “no matter where you are from, your dreams are valid” words which have since changed the world.

That woman was none other but our very own Lupita Nyong’o who gave a new leap of faith for all the young brilliant minds in Africa wondering whether it’s worth putting up all the hard work being preached to them on a daily basis.

Two years later, there is yet another woman (where are all the men by the way) determined to do exactly the same and who also happens to reside in the states. Meet Karay Blue Kenyan bred but based in Boston Massachusetts and who has decided to inject a new breath of hope in all the kids leaving with autism in Kenya.

This she has decided to do in the first ever visual album to celebrate mothers, families and communities living with loved ones with autism across the world. She hopes by collaborating with other artists like MOG, Richie longomba and the likes of Juacali, then a lot of people can get to listen to good music with a purpose.

Now that’s one hell of a noble cause and we urge you watch out for the release on the 1st of June which I’m pretty sure will a hit.

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Here Is The Traffic Police Man Busted After He Failed To Explain His 50 Million Riches (Photo)

The Kenyan police force always makes it among the most corrupt institutions in the country.

Part of the reason this is always so is because of the traffic police department whose dealings with motorists has become quite an acceptable feature. Money changes hands daily and on every road in Kenya. This has led to quite a number of police officer acquiring lavish lifestyles and riches within a short period of time something their salaries does not allow.

One officer in Mombasa who has served in the force for only 9 years is a perfect example. The Officer who is the Bamburi Traffic Base commander is said to be worth 50 million but even he cannot explain how he achieved that in a short time. Chief Inspector Abubakar Bakari was being grilled by the National Police Service Commission in a vetting process.

He was grilled about the huge amounts of Mpesa transactions he had done sending money to his bosses as well as receiving them and sending to other individuals. Trying to explain it, he said it was tenders and farming business contacts. However, things got even trickier when he could not name members of a ‘chama’ he said he was the collector.

He could also not explain bank transactions involving huge sums of cash and his explanation that juniors sending money to him were doing on the behalf of their bosses did not convince the judges.

‘Usitoe Mimba Kesho Ulie Kama Wema Sepetu.’Diamond Platnumz’ Boy Attacks Wema Sepetu in the Most Cruel Of Ways

Since she revealed that she cannot be able to carry a child to term, Wema Sepetu has been on the receiving end of unkind taunts.

She was able to shut her critics up after she got pregnant with twins for Idris Sultan; unfortunately the haters were back at it again after Wema lost her babies to a miscarriage.

After the miscarriage, her rival and Diamond’s current bae, Zari Hassan insinuated that Wema had faked the pregnancy and was just creating drama.

Now, someone else from the Diamond forte is taking shots at the celebrated Tanzanian actress and entrepreneur.

In a video that has gone viral, Harmonize who is signed to Diamond’s Wasafi crew is heard rapping“Nasikiaga uzuri wa nyumba usikufanye utembee peku, sista duu usitoe mimba kesho ulie kama…Sepetu.” as his boys laugh obnoxiously.

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This video has earned him insults from Wema’s fans and also Idris Sultan who posted this:

 

My Wife Does Not Cook For Me Well… I Am Treated Like Guinea Pig” Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe Shames His Wife Grace In Public Over Her Cooking Skills

Zimbabwe’s life president Robert Mugabe has revealed that he suffers like most men who have wives that do not like cooking.

Powerful and rich as he is, Mugabe says he has been reduced to a guinea pig since his wife cannot cook and hardly makes the time. She resorts to hiring cooks whom she fires too often.

This Mugabe says leaves him at the mercy of inexperienced cooks that have no skill resorting to a try and error way of cooking. This treatment he rightfully says does not befit a president. Grace has been out of the country for sometime now with their daughter who just delivered a grandson.