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Mike Sonko Hosts DJ Creme De La Creme, Bien Baraza And Their Spouses At His Mansion (Photos)

Sonko’s residence at Mua hills is well known for its luxury and grandeur.

It is a place that screams its majesty and it is quite imposing. Two celebrities and their better halves had the chance to enjoy the splendor of the palatial home and they were quite enthralled by it. Last week, the Nairobian Senator hosted Bien Aime of Sauti Sol and DJ Crème De La Crème along with their spouses.

The three men were seen enjoying the warmth of a giant coal fire before they were joined by their wives for a final photo. The photos had people wondering if the two were planning to join Mike Sonko in his campaigns.

All have refuted the claims saying they were just friends catching up. Here are the two photos of the party.

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“I Can Kiss You Places You’ve Never Been Kissed” Whorish Kenyan Flight Attendant Begs A Respectable Married Man To Bang Her In Exchange For Favors (Photos)

She stalked him, desperately begged him for the ‘D’ but the respectable married man wouldn’t unzip his trouser to give her what she wanted.

A Kenyan flight attendant working for Qatar Airways has been caught in an ugly situation as she tried to get banged by a rich married man.

Mercy’s whoring side has been exposed by the very man she was dying to have him between her thighs for a serious drill.

Mercy fell for Mr. X (Identity withheld) when they met by chance in Doha, Qatar as he was going about his business.

She got Mr. X’s contacts from his travelling documents and soon Mercy was on a wild goose chase for a potential sponsor who surprisingly didn’t bulge to her flirtatious moves.

Mercy sent Mr. X her nude photos as she made him know she wanted him to smash her in exchange for financial favors.

Mr. X gave her blue ticks and even blocked her at some point but the horny money thirsty Mercy kept pursuing him with the zeal of a Cameroonian donkey on heat.

Noticing Mr. X wasn’t going to give her what she wanted, the Qatar Airways flight attendant resorted to insulting him.

Mr. X contacted Ghafla! For help sending us screenshots of his WhatApp conversation with Mercy. Take a look below:

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Ghafla! tried reaching Mercy but the call wasn’t going through.

Popular M.P Shows Off His Huge Mansion As He Celebrates His First Wedding Anniversary (Photos)

Just like most celebrity weddings last year, Isaac Mwaura shared photos of his beautiful nuptials and honeymoon.

Some weddings got to see their first anniversary and others did not, collapsing half way there.

Mp Isaac Mwaura and his wife Mukami were among the lucky few and yesterday, the two celebrated their first wedding anniversary at their palatial home.

After the celebrations, the M.P had this to say about his big day:

Today Mukami and myself celebrated our first year of marriage with our parents and our wedding pastor Ken Isige and his dear wife Jane of CITAM Thika Rd. We truly thank God for his faithfulness. Many have tried and failed but we owe it to God for his mercies and blessings.

 Here are photos from their big day:

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Here Is Donald Trump’s Open Letter To Kenyans

Dear Kenyans,

Sorry to hurt your feelings but you are all pieces of shit. Yes…I said it. I am never afraid to say anything and I won’t be afraid to tell you Africans the truth. You are idiots and that’s why the most idiotic president in US history came from your country. Are you fuming with anger right now? I don’t care. Your women don’t even have real hair. They wear weaves made from dead white and latino people. They put so much make-up on their faces that they end up looking like paintings by Vincent Van Gogh

You are worthless and when I become president. I will never allow you into the United States of America. Why do you keep on travelling to other countries anyway and taking photos at airports like it’s such a big achievement? You should stay home and build your poor nation. I will help you do that by ensuring that every Kenyan who is currently living in America is deported back home. I want to make America great again. I want an America that is full of pure white people, not immigrants and Africans.

By the way, you Kenyans deserve a tough leader like Mugabe or Museveni, someone who can control you and keep you in line. Sure, you can say you oppose me or that you don’t even take me seriously. But let me ask you: How many articles do you read about me in a day?

My candidacy continues to surge forward, because none of you—not a single one of you—can look away. Not even for a second. The thing is, I’ve got all of you eating out of my hand and I haven’t even been elected commander-in-chief yet. You keep obsessing over every little thing I do and say. You are eager to see me as president because you now that the world deserves a strong leader like me. Don’t look me in the eye and tell me you don’t want to stick around and see what that looks like, because you and I both know I am the greatest human being alive.

I can tell you’re practically praying that I don’t get elected but all that will be in vain. And I’m going to keep riding this fascination, this little fixation you have with me as far as you’ll take me. You know I will.

The truth is that you all love me. You want to see me as president. You want more. You hear “Trump” and your attention snaps to the TV or phone screen right away.

Don’t think it’s true? Fine. You know what you have to do to make me go away. Just quit paying attention. Stop reading this letter right now. That’s right, I didn’t think so. You are still reading. I have power over you. I have the power to make the next few years to be one of the most incredible times in our world’s history, and not a single one of you can say you’re not at least a little bit curious to see how this wild ride shakes out. So just keep clicking every link that mentions my name and like you have done on this. Even if it’s not true. Even if it’s just a creative piece by one crazy Kenyan writer called Philip Etemesi

Yes…none of this is true. None of these words were said or written by me. I don’t even write letters. This is all Philip Etemesi’s imagination. This is satire. Now let’s see the people who usually catch feelings and jump to the comments section without reading the whole article. And let’s see the blogs that copy-paste from Ghafla without reading through.

Yours sincerely

Donald Trump.

 

 

After Failing To Win Groove Award, Citizen TV’s Kubamba Crew Gets A Morale Boosting Date With DP Ruto At His Karen Residence (Photos)

Deputy President William Ruto has today invited Kubamba crew to a meeting at his Karen residence.

K24’s “The Switch” won gospel TV show of the year in Groove Awards 2016. Even so, Kubamba is still the favorite gospel show for the Deputy President William Ruto.

The DP has today invited Kubamba crew for a breakfast meeting with him at his lavish home in the rich suburb of Karen.

“Kubamba does a wonderful job in shaping the character of young people. You are at the heart of inculcating positive influence and mentoring the youth in general. We will do what we can for the youth and the nation so that we shape our destiny and influence the right attitude to life.” Ruto praised Kumbamba.

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KTN Loses Hapa Kule News To Direct Competitor NTV (Video)

Hapa Kule News has been without a home for some time, about three months.

Ever since the show was hounded out of KTN unceremoniously and in unclear circumstances its fans have been left without their weekly dose and for a moment it appeared the crew and the life of the comedy show would face the silent celebrated death. Luckily and to the relief of many, that is not going to be the case.

The show has found a new home at NTV and they are not making it a secret. Quite to the contrary, they have made sure everyone knows the big move and it sure will be a cause for celebration having been taken by a direct rival of KTN with bigger richer coffers.

Here is their promotion done as breaking news by Mark Maasai.

 

NAIROBI DIARIES : How Michelle Yola Dramatically Busted Her Randy Fiancé Prezzo in the Middle of a Bathroom Romp with Socialite Pendo

Last night’s episode of Nairobi Diaries was nothing short of explosive. What started as a calm get-together of a gang of feral TV girls quickly disintegrated into a volatile session of near cat fights,name calling,a nasty slanging match and a very heated period of a never-ending tongue-lash.

Kiss FM bad boy Shaffie Weru opened up the show in the most civil way he could before all hell broke loose less than twenty minutes into the show.

What was supposed to be some calm,round-table evaluation of the show and chit chat morphed into a dangerous war zone with girls from around the set swearing at each other,leering at each other,blasting each other and almost exchanging blows right on set.

Things got so heated that security had to be called in – Just in case someone decided to fly off their chair,yank off their Brazilian wig and sink their claws into their rival’s jugular.

And that’s how things went down… For over a whole hour. At some point,it got so bad that Prezzo,ever the suave Prezzidente,buried his head in his arms,totally unable to understand how things escalated that fast. And why.

At some point,the rest of the cast members were totally forgotten and ignored as the episode squarely focused on the emotional rivalry between Pendo and Michelle Yola.

Michelle is the dangerously beautiful but ratchet blithe thing that Prezzo dates and is engaged to.

And Pendo is the terribly nasty grandma with bad hair and bad makeup and bad accent that is always riled up over something and always ready to instigate a physical fight over the flimsiest of reasons.

And then we had Ella,the boring,fat rat.

Marjolen Blokland (did I get her name right?), the equally-boring fitness aficionado who looks like your children’s weekend yoga instructor.

And then there was Molly,the totally-clueless monkey who talks like a fart machine and looks like a disease.

And finally there was J. Just J. A very plain woman who has no business being on TV. Or being alive for that matter.

Towards the second half of the show,some startling revelations were made. Not so startling though.

For instance,Prezzo was revealed to be a flirt and a womanizer and a serial philanderer. Haha. We all knew that.

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It was also revealed that Prezzo had been showing secret amorous interest in Pendo and there were even clips of the two of them that were played driving the show showing the twosome holding and clasping each other and Prezzo squeezing his pelvic area into Pendo’s ample derriere. Quite a heated moment.

Michelle was enraged. And she immediately blew up on her man,blasting him for getting so cosy with Pendo and for being such a hopeless,helpless lothario.

Pendo defended herself. Michelle couldn’t hear none of that. I mean,she’s engaged to Prezzo.

Oh,and by the way,at the beginning of the show,Prezzo called himself the Kenyan ‘Hugh Hefner’. Seriously??? Who even gets engaged to a man with such a questionable choice of role models?

Only Mitchell,the loud,proud bimbo.

The fight went on and on. It lasted so long,got so bad that Pendo was reduced to tears.

Yes. Pendo. Was. Crying. Imagine. That.

Michelle was mad at Prezzo for having some sort of secret affair with Pendo. Pendo insisted that they were not having anything going on.

It gets louder and louder. Everyone is now involved. And Shaffie became totally unable to calm the madness,moderate the show and reclaim control of the show.

Love is a messy messy thing. And jealously is even messier.

But we are told that Prezzo and Pendo have a little more history than what was played to us last night.

What was played to us were old clips of Prezzo snuggling behind Pendo,stroking her face and feeling her bum bum.

But there’s more,we are exclusively told.

According to our sources,who may or not be right,this all started after Michelle busted Prezzo getting some action from Pendo at some washrooms in a luxury hotel in Westlands during one of the uproarious Nairobi Diaries shoots.

“Michelle is at the other end of the hotel… Taking wine and texting on her phone when she is called by one of the Nairobi Diaries girls and told that her man has just entered the washrooms with Pendo… ” the source opened up to Ghafla.

” is half-tipsy,half-tired as she’s been shooting all day and all she wants now is to rest and sip some expensive wine. Not some drama. Really…. “

” But the girl who brought her the news insists that Michele has to go and check on her man… And that her man is probably getting down and dirty with Pendo right in the washrooms…

“The hotel they are all in is sort of very high-end and private. There’s very little people there. Just a few whites walking around the pool area. Michelle covers her wine glass with a table mat and walks over towards the washrooms….

“She’s barefoot. She left her shoes at the lounge area. Her hair is also in a mess and she’s been shooting all day. She’s wearing a red bikini and her little butt is shaking furiously as she stomps towards the washrooms…

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Pendo in a professional photo shoot back in the day

“All this time,Prezzo has been in the washrooms with a a very drunk Pendo who has been trying to seduce Prezzo ever since he joined the show…

“In the washrooms,Prezzo is sitting on the toilet bowl (of course after lowering the toilet lid) and Pendo is straddling across him,she’s naked. Like stark naked…

“I’ve seen Pendo’s boobs… ” the source continued, ” and they’re large. They’re nice. You would want to suck them and bury your face into them…. “

” Michelle isn’t sure what washroom they’re in. The hotel is expansive and very confusing – with many rooms and washrooms scattered allover the place.

“So,Michelle is moving from washroom to washroom,gents and ladies,opening up the doors one by one,trying to find Prezzo…

“All this time,Michelle has been trying to reach Prezzo in phone to no avail. Prezzo just ain’t picking his phone. Although it’s ringing….

“Towards the last corner of the Presidential Suite Floor,Michelle finds what she’s been looking for – she hears muffed noises and hushed conversations coming from one of the suite washrooms…

“Prezzo is inside one of the washrooms… He’s still seated on one of the toilets,with a white bathroom robe thrown around himself and with no underpants.

”Pendo is now trying to lower herself and sit on Prezzo’s lap… She’s also naked and has a bathroom robe too… Her titties are hard and erect and she’s lowering them towards Prezzo’s face… Prezzo is taking it all in,lifting his head and extending his tongue to touch and lick the tip of Pendo’s erect nipples…

“Pendo pushes back her robe and attempts to squat… She’s a heavy girl but with very nice assets… “the source adds.

” Michelle has finally found where all of the noises are coming from… Interestingly,Prezzo carried his wife glass into the washrooms. So did Pendo….

“Prezzo is now trying to thrust his pelvic region forward to allow Pendo to squarely sit on his erect manhood… Pendo is wearing no underwear. Prezzo is wearing none either…

“But before storming into the room, Michelle calls one of the Nairobi Diaries girls and camera man… They show up in like six minutes…

“All this time,Pendo has already turned around and bent over, pulling Prezzo’s head towards her butt and squeezing it between her butt…

“she’s pushing her butt hard against Prezzo’s face and he’s sniffing it and eating it all out wildly when the door is smashed hard….

“Prezzo won’t open the door. Neither will Pendo… Both want to dress up fast and find an exit…

“Michelle almost went crazy… “the source continues…

“She almost wrecked everything in the Hotel. She threw her mobile phone against the wall,crushed her pal’s wine glass,grabbed the camera and almost banged it across the room… Pounded on the washroom door hard,grabbed her hair and nearly tore apart her bathroom robe…

“Michele was besides herself in fury…. ” source continues

” The fights you see on TV between Pendo and Michelle are nothing compared to what the cameras won’t show you…. It’s deeper than you imagine… It’s nastier than you expect,” the source adds.

“But what happened after Michelle busted Prezzo in the room with Pendo? Did she cause a bigger scene? Did she even catch them? Was the door even opened!? Did the cameras capture the drama? ” Ghafla wonders.

The source laughs.

” To be Continued “

School In Kisii Is Set On Fire A Few Hours After Education Minister Matiangi Leaves

Life can be quite ironic at times and students of a Nyamache High school in Kisii just showed exactly that to the Education CS .

Fred Matiangi was in Kisii all bossy and sounding ultimatums to schools and the students warning them they will face the burden of burning schools. This was said during a visit to Nyamache School where he was among the guests contributing in a fundraising to help the school build facilities.

However, the minister must have still been on his way to Nairobi when the students of the very school he was a guest at went on strike. Barely three hours after the CS had left the institution, the students set a dormitory and administration block on fire.

It becomes the fourth institution in Kisii to have students striking setting buildings on fire. Matiangi had previously come under fire for his new stringent regulations which many including the KNUT Sec Gen Sossion had attributed to the increased strikes in the school.

Viral Photos Of Male University Professor Carrying A Baby On His Back While Invigilating An Exam (Photos)

Men carrying children wrapped with a leso on the back is considered a taboo. But a male university professor is happily doing it!

Gone are the days when men could not ‘touch’ babies. Most African cultures don’t allow men to pacify babies leave alone carrying them on their backs.

A Professor in a University in Côte d’Ivoire has no reservations when it comes to dealing with babies even when they are not his.

Photos of the professor carrying a toddler on his back have gone viral worldwide. The Professor helped pacify the baby while supervising an exam in Bouake, Côte d’Ivoire.

The professor volunteered to carry the baby to allow the mother write her exams without being disturbed.

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Popular Gospel Artiste Janet Otieno At Lang’ata Women’s Prison

Before she became the household name she is now, Janet Otieno served in the church choir for the longest time before she released her first song in April 2013.

A song that was received very well and 3 years later, Janet is one of the most sought after celebrities in the gospel ministry.

She shared photo taken at the  Lang’ata women’s prison captioned:

Romans 12:13, ‘ Share with the Lord’s people who are in need. Practice hospitality’…We shared the message of love and hope with inmates at the Lang’ata Women Prison thanks to Upendo Mission. #Charity #Hospitality #UpendoMission

 

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Hilarious Memes Hit the Web After Jimmy Gait Dropped “Yesu Ndie Sponsor” (Photos)

Gospel singer Jimmy Gait has been trending for all the wrong reasons after he dropped “Yesu Ndie Sponsor”.

KOT has been on Jimmy Gait’s neck after he dropped a song that made many cast doubt on his creative skills.

An online onslaught was launched (#JimmyKilledGospelMusic) against Jimmy Gait after he dropped “Yesu Ndie Sponsor”. Critics struck Jimmy Gait with hilarious memes that I’m sure are giving him sleepless nights. 

Check out the memes below:

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Former Camp Mullah Leading Lady Miss Karun Rouses Emotions after Pictures of Her Bare Boobs Surface On Instagram (Photos)

For a long time, Kenyans have been subjected to endless raunchy photos of socialites but we rarely see anyone talented strip down for the camera.

So it was understandable when Karun’s topless photos set thermometers shattering countrywide.

The petite babe oozed sexuality in a series of photos where she was clad in a leopard top and had semi permanent tattoos on her chest.

But what many didn’t expect was for her to go all the way and end up topless.

 

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Aerial View Of Riat Hills Brings Out The Massive Scale Of Raila Odinga’s Retirement Paradise (Photos)

It has been called Raila’s State House with critics saying the Cord leader opted to build himself a State House in Kisumu after his three attempts to clinch the presidency failed to yield anything.

Cord leader Raila Odinga has built a palatial home in Kisumu City said to be worth Kes 1 billion and the scale comes out clearly in this aerial view which recently surfaced online.

There have been conflicting reports about Raila’s house in Riat Hills in Kisumu. Some say the house will be Raila’s retirement residence while there have also been claims that the structure would house Raila Odinga Foundation, Green Outreach Foundation-Africa and conference, media, recreational and office facilities for hire.

Word has it that Raila’s ‘State House’ has over 10 bedrooms, four expansive kitchens, two main conference rooms, two small conference rooms and many offices.

The house is said to have an Olympic size swimming pool, several Jacuzzis and a helipad which can allow two choppers to land at a go.

Have a look for yourself:

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After Victor Wanyama Deal With Tottenham , Eric Omondi Strikes A Luxurious Deal With Manchester United (Photos and Videos)

Brexit or not, Kenyans seem to be striking it rich with the England clubs.

First there was the mega deal by Wanyama who is slowly climbing to the highest earning Africans in player. Now Kenya’s funniest man has announced that he has landed a deal with Manchester United as a new signing. Of course as with everything Eric, it is meant to be taken with a hearty laughter.

He was however full of intent as he worked out a dribbling session which he said was where he was spotted by united scouts. He even got to have an unveiling and training session.

All this happened when the comedian was touring Manchester in his UK tour. Here are some of the photos showing his Manchester United experience.

 

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Kidero Ditches His Posh Mercedes Benz For Jaro Soldier’s BMW (Photos)

Nairobi governor Evans Kidero has fallen in love with Jaro Soldier’s pimped BMW!

Gor Mahia’s staunch follower Jaro Soldier upgraded from his green customized bicycle to a pimped BMW.

Jaro’s BMW caught the eyes of Nairobi Governor Evans Kidero last Sunday as he was driving along Jogoo Road in his motorcade.

Jaro and other Gor fans who were at City Stadium were taken by surprise to see Kidero’s motorcade stop and the governor getting out of his limo to approach them.

Apparently the Nairobi Governor only wanted to take a ride on Jaro’s BMW. And Jaro granted him his wish. Take a look at the photos below:

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“Any Quotes You Read In The Media Are FALSE” Billionaire-To-Be Victor Wanyama Speaks To Southampton Fans

Victor Wanyama has spoken to the fans of his former club, Southampton Football Club, and addressed media reports about his move to Tottenham Hotspur.

In four years time, Victor Wanyama will be a multibillionaire (in Kenyan shillings) after he struck a deal of a lifetime.

Wanyama inked a four year deal with Tottenham Hotspur worth 2.1 billion shillings. The Kenyan international will now be earning 1.3 million shillings a day or 9.4 million shillings a week.

Prior to his move to Tottenham, there have been several media reports about his deal. Wanyama has since written to Southampton fans addressing media reports and thanking them for their support during his time at the club.

Below is the letter Wanyama wrote:

Dear All,

I write to you with a heavy heart to announce that I will be leaving Southampton Football Club. As you can imagine it is very emotional for me to say goodbye to the club that gave me the chance to be the first Kenyan to play in Premier League.

Firstly, I would like to thank the most important part of every club, the fans. I want to reassure you that any “quotes” you have read about in the media before my move was announced are false. I would never disrespect you by talking to the media before I have talked to you guys.

It took a while for me to win you all over but I can truly say that with your support and affection I have grown as a player and a person. You guys have always been there to lift us up when we were down, and to celebrate with us when we were playing well. I feel really proud that I got the opportunity to wear the Southampton shirt.

Secondly, football is a team sport and it wouldn’t be right not to thank my amazing teammates. Jose, thanks for leading the team and always being there to pick us up when we needed encouragement. Thanks to the rest of the team for always giving 100% effort, I will miss all of you.

I also want to thank every member of the Southampton staff: those who work behind the scenes and never get credit for their contribution to our success on the pitch. We are nothing without you.

I will never forget my time in Southampton Football Club, I will keep club forever in my heart.

Yours in Sport,

Victor Wanyama

“It’s BIG” is here and Alongside Nonini They are Determined to Woo You to the Last Bone #It’sBig

The “IT”S BIG” campaign  has moved to donate Kshs 50000 to pump up Abdi Rashid’s medical kitty . The donation is part of the campaign’s good deeds initiatives being experienced across kenya in build up to Kenya’s biggest launch party to be held at the Nyayo Stadium on July 10th 2015 .

This comes only a week after the campaign moved to support Step by Step cancer cervical cancer campaign.  The donation was presented by Nonini a friend of the Itsbig campaign.

Receiving the donation Morris Okoth said  “It was encouraging to see how fast Itsbig campaign responded to our call for assistance, we told them about our efforts only in the morning and they already have a cheque ready. Their donation will go towards Abdi’s daily medical needs and his upkeep during his illness. Together with EFC & Sportpesa we will support Abdi by enabling Abdi to provide for his family since he was the sole bread winner selling water to sustain the family.”

Abdi is by every right a Kenyan hero and even though his story has been highlighted in both local and foreign media no one has come out to assist Abdi after having suffered severe injury.

 

Abdi was hospitalized for a long duration and the government only recently settled his medical bill. Abdi is still in need of medical assistance and has now moved to live in Nairobi staying with his uncle so that he can access medical attention at Kenyatta National Hospital. The medical expenses are high and Abdi cannot meet these and needs out assistance.

 

EFC will be holding the tournament and hoping to raise funds for a project that Abdi can maintain a living on.

Two people were killed and three others injured when suspected Al-Shabaab militants attacked a bus and a lorry in Mandera last December.

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Nonini presents a kshs 50k donation cheque to Morris Okoth CEO at TV Cosmopolitan (TVC).Entertainment with fun for Charity (EFC) has teamed up with Sportspesa,TVC to stage a monthly tournament to raise funds for Abdi Rashid’s medical fund. Abdi is a heroic Kenyan who was injured in a shootout whilst shielding Christians during a shootout in Garissa. Together with his friends Nonini came up with a basket tournament idea dubbed EFC to encourage Kenyans to give back to the community.

Westgate Live Went Down Over the Weekend and We Have it All Captured in Photos

Well, it was one hell of a show which brought some of the greatest musical acts in Kenya together. Legends Nameless and Nyansinki teamed up with the talented Gillad to bring you Westgate live which was meant to push the mantra celebrate life with music. 

We happened to be there and so did many other Kenyans who turned up in numbers to celebrate life, and music, and being alive and probably also Nyansinki coming back into the scene. 

And while they sang and danced their night away, we took photos of them or rather Zollo the OFFICIAL did. We were all together:

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Have Juliani And Brenda Wairimu Parted Ways? Brenda Wairimu Exclusively Speaks To Ghafla about It

Fans of Juliani and Brenda Wairimu were dismayed after a popular radio station let it slip that the two had parted ways after many years and a baby together.

But according to Brenda this is all news to her. Speaking exclusively to Ghafla the petite beauty said that the couple is doing well despite the nasty rumour that their relationship was on the rocks and they had to split.

“We are happy together, we are okay. Nothing bad has happened to our relationship despite the rumours.’ She said.

 

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She then went on to reveal that the rumours began after she hosted Yvonne Darq on her new show ‘Mummy 101’ and Yvonne talked about her break up with her husband. For some weird reason, the radio station picked it up and erroneously spread the news that Brenda and Juliani had called it quits.

But as this article goes up, the Brenda-Juliani fort is on steady ground.

Sportpesa Arrives in Nakuru Today and the Result is Nothing but Joyous Faces and Uncontrollable Smiles #Sportpesa

Monday is normally identified with gloominess and boredom and so it came as a surprise to note that there are people out here oozing life and vigour. These are none other but Sport pesa led by their CEO Ronald Karauri.

Alongside Nakuru All stars, they visited Amazing Grace Children’s home in yet another one of their CSR campaign and what transpired was none other but pure success. 

They played with the kids, enjoyed a meal together, offered them goodies and basically gave them a reason to see another day. The home was founded in 2009 where they started with 1 girl and 5 boys. It has however grown over time and it now has 25 children in total( 21 girls and 4 boys). 

The director of the home is Margaret Mwangi a caterer by profession who left her job to follow her passion. Together with friends and well wishers, she has managed to ensure the home is running effectively and soundly.

She can now rest easy as Sport pesa has come in and will continue to support the home to it’s level best. Their CEO was for example very particular about the growth of children terming them as the future leaders of our nation.  

Watch out the beautiful photos below:

 

 

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Muslims on Instagram Bash Popular Kenyan Socialite for Exposing Her N*dity during Ramadan

Her sexy photos are not going down well with her fellow Muslims and they have expressed their contempt for her ‘n*dity’ but that does not seem to deter her.

For those who do not know her well, Intisar Bin Ali is a popular socialite and video vixen who has been inducing thirst on Instagram for months. But unlike her fellow socialites who boast of a huge behind, Intisar’s blessings are a pair of massive boobs. You might have also spotted her as the leading act in Otille Brown’s ‘Basi’.

 

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Anyhow, Intisar has been bashed thoroughly online for ‘exposing’ herself during Ramadhan and her fellow Muslims reckon that she should cover up since its Ramadhan.

Here are just a few of the comments:

umu.amin: binti wa kiislamu humuogopi mola wako hata mwezi huu pia wa ramadhan rudi kwa mola wako kwani hii dunia inapita dada yangu fikiria mauti ikakukuta unafanya hayo unayoyafanya utajibu nini kwa mola wako

fahima_laki:Subahana Allah even on this holy month…Please sister just know this dunya is temporary

afnaan_shabin_101: una aibisha dini yetu ya kisalmu subhallah hata u cnt respect just this month subhannallah dunia twapita wajitia huoni wala husomi kila mtu a kwambia wafanya vibaya wa pata dhambi kujianika or u think ull liv foreva…. @aliiptisam

 

hilwa_majnoona: SubhanAllah Mungu atakuondolea ameeen in sha Allah n ramadhan hii @aliiptisam

fathiyaabdulrahman: Subhanallah t ramadhan at least give it it respect

x_fetty_al7osny_x: SubhanaAllah!! U hav forgt ur deen sistr may Allah forgv u (no offnce)

mir8809: Hayo matomato unao yaonesha yakatwe in shaa Allah kwa maradhi…Mwajiona muna afia mumekaa mwalani dunia tu kwa machafu afadali mungekua mahayawani

aysher_jabal:May Allah guide and pardon u before it’s too late my sister @aliiptisam

Their pleas have fallen on deaf ears and the young lass’ photos have been getting raunchier by the minute.

GHAFLA EXPLORES: 8 Crazy Things That Kenyan Parents Used To Do Back In The Day

What kids of today don’t know is that things were different back in the day. Kenyan parents were much more fun but they were not so friendly. You probably grew up with funny stories to tell about your folks. The things mentioned below mostly apply to parents who are above the age of 50 at the moment. Some of the things are still being done by modern day Kenyan parents but most of them were done by old generation parents. Here are some of the funny things Kenyan parents did back in the day.

They would tell you to ‘soma na nguvu’

Instead of ‘soma kwa nguvu.’ No wonder there were so many bullies in school back in the day. Children took the phrase ‘soma na nguvu’ literally. I can count the number of times my big brothers came back home crying or with a bandages on their heads. Or when they came back home from half term and complained about being forced to make phone calls using stinking shoes.

I learned from them and vowed never to be bullied and so I always stood up against anyone that wanted to mess with me. That didn’t help either, as I wasn’t ‘Van Damme’ so I still ended up with bandages fro countless fights that I didn’t win.

The phrase ‘soma na nguvu’ always did more harm than good. Those who understood the phrase would study like the world was about to end so as to grow up and be a doctor, engineer or pilot. They ended up being boorish geeks while those who misunderstood it got suspended or expelled way too many times,

Parents would tell you how they were always ‘number 1’ in class

All Kenyan parents were number one in class every term. They would lie so as to set the bar high for their children. As a result of this, children would shake while handing over the report card especially to the dad. Fathers were known to be intolerant to academic failure. You would get all kinds of sanctions and punishments for performing poorly in class. Your mum would sympathize with you but wouldn’t do a thing. Your play time would be cut and you’d be forced to read when everyone else was asleep. You just had to put in the work.

Good times came when you actually managed to be number one or top 3 at the end of the term. Chicken would be slaughtered and heavy chapatis would be cooked. You could have the best holiday ever and go back to school a little fatter

Parents would force you to finish the food on the plate

Lack of appetite was not condoned. It didn’t matter how long it took for you to clear the plate, you just had to sit there until the task was done. Sometimes when you had that desire to go out and play with friends, you wouldn’t dare, knowing the consequences that would befall you if you didn’t finish the food.

Sometimes the maid who was always referred to as ‘auntie’ hadn’t cooked the meal so well so it wasn’t really your fault that you didn’t feel like eating. Parents didn’t care about that, “Kaa hapo hadi umalize hiyo ugali”, they would say.

Parents would lie about where babies came from

Sometimes when you thought you were the last born, you would see your mum’s stomach protruding then months later a little one would appear, abracadabra style. Then your mum would tell you how she went to a special supermarket where they babies were being sold. She would also explain why the stomach was so big, claiming she had been eating a lot of food so as to get strength to carry the new lad in the house.

Some parents had weird explanations but all in all they would lie. It was only until you reached class six or seven that you finally found out where babies came from.

Parents would beat you up then threaten to beat you again if you cried.

Parents loved beating up the kids but they didn’t love the sound of agony and anguish that came from their children as a result of the beatings. They would thus make threats of additional canes so as to calm the kid down. It worked well. I would shrink into a quiet teary eyed creature whenever my dad pulled that threat on me.

Back in the day, parents were basically demigods. You had no right to answer back or argue with them. It didn’t matter if you felt that water was colourless. If they said that water was blue, then water wss blue. End of story

Parents gave their kids weird nicknames

The number of kids who had to bear with being called ’totoo’ or ‘boi’ is quite high. Parents would give their kids weird nicknames which they had no option to grow up with. On rare occasions, you still here a grown man being called ‘junior’ or ‘boi’.

You simply had no say in what you should be called. Your parents would give you any nickname they felt fitted and you had to embrace it without complaints

Some parents would cane you mercilessly then comfort you later

This specifically applied to the mothers. Whenever you did a silly mistake, your mother would beat the crap out of you then comfort you later, telling you that she only did so because cares about you and wants the best for you. She would then coat her comfort with a lengthy lecture that ate into your cartoon time.

From ‘You Should Only Be Releasing Sperms’ To ‘You Should Have been In Jacob Juma’s Car’ How KOT Trolled Jimmy Gait

Jimmy Gait is currently the joke of the town. He could have expected nothing else when he decided to actualize what was already a joke and confirm to everyone that indeed his career was on its deathbed.

Kenyans especially on Twitter were irked by his decision to go ahead and release ‘Yesu ndio sponsor’ song . KOT did not let him go ahead without offering him their thoughts and this article samples some of them.

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From religious grounds to just plain logical sense, many took issue with the lack of content and his jumping on a trend to cover up for his creativity.

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There were those who called for him to quit music and try something else while others warned of impending heavenly punishment. One even implored the president to grant him a government job and others just plainly ridiculed him.

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Here are more of them:

 

 

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Even Larry Madowo chipped in, ooh lawd:

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What a sad day to be Jimmy Gait. 

 

 

Read and Weep: Akothee Flaunts the Flashy Ferrari She Got From Her Mzungu Fiancé after Getting Pregnant (Photos)

As a few men scatter after receiving news of their girlfriends getting pregnant, Akothee’s baby boo has just bought her a freaking Ferrari.

As she waits to receive her present in less than 9 months, Akothee received an early present from her Mzungu Fiancé.

Akothee flaunted her new toy with the following caption:

Haaaaaa ona toy ya kutupeleka clinic, chaiìiii huyu toto amekuja na mabakuli, sir God akujalie mumme wangu shukran sanaaa #billionairetoys , shugulikia makaratasi nikai park #Rongospar, tutaenda rakwaro clinic kwa sister ,last time I checked it was 50 Bob, 20 ya card na 30 ya sindano, sai sijui ni ngapi, nani ana habari ?

 

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After Accusations of Blasphemy, Jimmy Gait Explains Why He Thought Releasing ‘Yesu Ndiye Sponsor’ Was a Good Idea

Jimmy Gait has become the talk of the town and a man of ridicule once again after releasing a track by the name ‘Yesu Ndiye Sponsor’.

He infuriated his fans for his Christian version of ‘Hello’ but his song ‘Yesu Ndiye Sponsor’ has left Kenyans wondering WTF is wrong with the man whose glorious past included having Julie Gichuru, Bob Collymore and even Jeff Koinange star in his videos.

See Also:By Releasing Yesu Ndiye Sponsor,Jimmy Gait Has Hit The Lowest Of New Lows,Reduced Himself To An Absolute Laughing Stock And Further Insulted The Gospel Of Our Good Lord Jesus Christ (VIDEO)

Following his latest release, Kenyans have even gone on  to suggest titles of his future songs including; Fisi Ni Shetani, Baba Si Raila Ni Yesu, Mbinguni Akuna Dryspell, Tukue Lightskin Wa Yesu and Mungu Atakulisha Blue Tick.

 

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But Jimmy stands by his decision and explained why he thought ‘Yesu Ndiye Sponsor’ was an appropriate theme for a gospel song.

“…Yesu ndie Sponsor! If u believe in Him, He can take u to the places uve never been and get u what uve never gotten! “read part of his statement.

“She Fell In Love with the G in Me.” A Cheery DNG Reveals As He Causes a Stir with This Beauty Sitting On His Laps

DNG last year wed a girl who was so beautiful, that you almost couldn’t look at her directly — like the sun.

But he later revealed that she had a dark heart and a sh*ty personality in an argument with his fans.

He went on to add that he would rather date a girl who did not have much going on for her in terms of looks but had a heart of gold.

About two months after this declaration, DNG recent flaunted a pretty girl who sat on his lap, fuelling rumors that the number One Hypeman was back in the game…with a bang.

“She fell in love with the G in me” he captioned the photo which was accompanied by a winky face.

Check out the said lass who the fans clearly approved of:

 

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MONEY DRAMA : This Is What Happens When The Sons Of Kenyatta,Ruto And Raila Invade A Club Ready To Spend Ksh. 1 Million Shillings On Champagne,Shisha And Bowls Of Chicken

While you and your friends and your office colleagues and your neighbours and family are busy trying to organize a verandah harambee to raise two thousand shillings to buy a Smirnoff Vodka mzinga,almost coming to blows and kicks over your bitter disagreements over who should contribute how much and why,there are some rich kids across town who simply saunter into the nearest high-end nightclub ready to splash as much as a million shillings on two packets of cigarettes,couple bottles of water and bottles of Champagne. Without a fight.

Kenyans love indulging. Badly. We’re hopeless party animals who,the funny adage goes,will find the flimsiest reason to drink. And when we actually start drinking – it’s a whole affair that doesn’t end within a few hours. We are known to drink ourselves silly to the wee hours of the morning,driving home like zombies,with the NTSA cornering us on every bend.

And then the trend is repeated next weekend. And the next and the next. Until we die of old age and hopelessness and irremediable excessiveness.

But there are many versions of partying – there’s the type that will buy the cheapest liquor and blast through it like witches,ending up so terribly drunk,they cannot walk or talk or stand straight. Heck,they even lose their eyesight.

And then there’s the type that will club themselves sore until they are thrown out of the club for a various reasons – for starting a messy fight,for dancing on the table,for groping the fat girl on the dance floor etc etc.

And finally,we have the esteemed type that sits at the VIP section of a luxurious club,sipping imported Champagne all night,nodding their heads to cool music and burying their eyes in their smartphones till 3am in the morning.

I’m talking of the sons of Uhuru Kenyatta,Raila Odinga and William Ruto… I’m talking of the scions of the Royal Families.

And this is how a typical night out involving the rich kids of Nairobi’s political supremos looks like.

Step One : The Call 
Unlike we,the kawaida humans,who use a ratchet WhatsApp group to mobilize for a night of indulgence,these super rich kids don’t text each other stuff like ” Aje Aje leo?? ” or “Maboyz leo tunakunywa wapi? Na niko chini kiasi”. That’s regular BS done he regular jamaaz in regular neighborhoods. These kids believe that time is money. And that’s why calling is much easier and better. Muhoho Kenyatta will call Raila Odinga Junior and ask him where he is. ROJ (Raila Odinga Junior) will not pick the phone at first. Rich kids are not always around their phones like these Kenyatta University girls. But he’ll pick at the second time. He’ll be asked where is na mbona amenyamaza. And some other suchlike stuff. They’ll laugh and laugh and laugh. And then he’ll be asked “Leo uko wapi? Si ukuje hapa Riverside tuongee biashara ” Well,” Tuongee Biashara “ is a rich man’s way of saying ‘Kuja tuchafue’ . ROJ will say ni sawa sawa. And ask tukutane saa ngapi. During that phone call, it will be decided that Ruto’s son should be invited too. ‘Na leo abebe pesa’. And then another laughter. And then the call is over.

Step Two : Make A Reservation
The one who can best make a reservation in the club is definitely Muhoho Kenyatta. He’s the original party animal and he’s made a billion reservations for the last two weeks already. Plus he’s more powerful. Muhoho will try to ask his assistant Joe to make a call to tha club and make a reservation for like 20 people. Among them the son of the President and Opposition Leader. The girl at the reception will think it’s a prank. Until Muhoho himself gets on the phone. “Hi,It’s Muhoho… Muhoho Kenyatta… Can we please get a reservation for twenty at your club? VIP section please? Thank you… Thank you…”. Quickly,the jamaaz at Kiza lounge will fall over themselves trying to run around and make a reservation. The whole staff at the club will be told that the son of Uhuru Kenyatta is coming. Everyone is now freaking out. Even the dumbest employee,Frida, is excited. And Marto is almost peeing himself. Cate makes sure that she must charge her phone in case there will be a selfie moment with the younger Kenyatta. And the VIP section is swept clean. Ready for Royalty. Ruth or Ka-ruthu as she’s popularly known as here will be sent over to buy some more air freshener. And red candles. Even the DJ has lost his mind.

Step Three : Preparations 
Muhoho Kenyatta is not married. And doesn’t seem like he will ever be married during our lifetime. So he doesn’t need to tell his wife that he’s going out with the boys. And give her ten reasons why he can’t just stay at home and re-watch a silly movie. Wives can be a piece of shit. Luckily he’s single and powerful. The other rich kids are probably married. And they’ll probably tell Mama watoto that they’ll be rushing for some ‘mkutano’ hapa Spring Valley. Wife won’t ask too many questions. She’s lucky to be married to that home. So she just agrees and continues watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. ROJ gets ready,grabs his wallet,confirms it still has his credit cards and ATMs and what have you. Sprinkles some Ambre Topkapi cologne across his neck,grabs his Giorgio Armani shoes,slips into them and then hugs his Mama kwaheri. This is gonna be a long night. Same thing happens with Muhoho and Ruto Junior. Except that Muhoho doesn’t have to hug anyone kwaheri. And that Muhoho has carried a little more credit cards, ATMs and hard cash than the other two boys. And then Muhoho summons his driver Ngotho who comes rubbing like an adolescent goat. “Twende Kiza Lounge… Galana Place. Unaijua?” Ngotho doesn’t know the club. But he dare NOT say he doesn’t know it. He just whispers a soft “Naijua” starts the Mercedes Benz and hopes that Google Maps will not let him down today.

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Step Four : Arrival At Tha Club 
When ballers show up at the club,things have to change. Pretty fast. The bouncers stand still, like a box of dry chocolates, almost giving the salute to these gentlemen. And unlike you and your gang of losers,whose budget doesn’t exceed three thousand shillings per weekend,these men will NOT be frisked and searched and groped by the mannerless bouncers. They are simply ushered up the stairs. With Bouncer Otieno even bowing down in reverence. Everyone is so fuckin scared and polite. Muhoho is the first to step into the club. And Raila Junior is next followed by Ruto Junior and their other gang of rich moguls. Their posse is so huge it looks like the Chinese Government delegation to Taiwan. Every staff around the club is freaking out and running around and pensive. The rich kids invade the VIP section. And it’s commotion allover. Club manager runs over to the table to try and take their orders. And also asking them kama wako sawa. There is like six pretty little waitresses lined up to serve this huge gang of wealth. And all of them look like they want to fart. Cate actually looks like she needs to diarrhea. “Waulize watakunywa nini! Na tafathali mtu akitumwa kitu anakimbia” the manager whispers to them. And then enters the gents. Everyone is peeing here. Muhoho whips out his swanky iPhone 6. He needs to call and invite a few more people. And by people I mean girls. You bastard. Ruto Junior is yawning. “Tukuleni kwanza. Ama namna gani?” he suggests. Team agrees. Time to make orders now. Unfortunately,unlike in Kabarnet,clubs don’t stock Mursik here.

Step Five : Making Orders
The process of making orders takes half an hour. Unlike you and your kikosi cha maskini, who only make an order that will last the whole night within four minutes,these rich kids take a whole half and hour to spell out their order. I mean,they’re like twenty people all of whom need different things some of which are not even present in that particular club and have to be sourced elsewhere. Someone mentions Moet and Chandon. Another person wants three bottles of Laurent Perrier Jeroboam. Some lightskinned girl with wavy Peruvian hair and gold jewelry across her neck wants six bottles of Krug Grande Cuvee. Muhoho needs a packet of cigarettes first. Ruto Junior wants two bottles of Dom Ruinart Rose and a bottle of Tsarine Premium Cuvee. Chicken has been ordered too. All manner of chicken… Tikka,milanese,chicken broth with tortellini,chilli,spicy,paella,roast.

Step Six : Let The Party Begin! 
After all manner of Champagne has been placed on the table,by the little starstruck waitresses whose hands have been trembling the whole time,it’s time to now pop Champagne. That’s a process that you and your gang of slaves cannot understand. Because the only time you pop at your cheap parties is when you pop up into the room. Dragging along a Mzinga that is so heavy and yet it cost less than nine hundred shillings. Well,the sons of the rich love to pop champagne. Just like Drake and Jay Z and Kobe Bryant and Charlie Sheen. Popping Champagne takes a whole ten minutes. Raila Junior is the one doing the Champagne popping. The sweet,expensive shit is then splashed around the place,cascading graciously over the faces and shoulders of the entourage. There’s a lot of clapping and cheering and photo moments. The tu-waitresses are still standing around but at some decent distance,their eyes transfixed on the table like possessed teenage witches in Kilifi. Everyone is laughing out loud. More and more bottles are placed immaculately across the table. Muhoho even has his own special glass that he carried from home. A glass that cost more than your annual budget for 2016. The DJ is so confused he doesn’t know what music to play for these emerald-clad royal kids. Do they like Bongo? Naija? US Hip Hop and R&B? Pop? Kwaito? Bahati? Diamond? DJ keeps playing with his fingers. He’s not sure they like the South African crap he’s current playing. Raila Junior is trying to propose a toast. To the Empire. The only toast you know is toast mayai at Mama Caro’s kiosk. My condolences.

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Step Seven : Let’s Get Dooooowwwwn!!!! 
Rich kids have been fed. They’ve eaten some of the best meals the Club’s restaurat can offer. Muhoho is now proposing a toast to success and good health and friendship. Champagne glasses are raised in the air. Not your kawaida glasses. Thee are pricey swarovski glasses that cost as much as your  uncle’s little blue car. Glasses are now clinking above the table. ‘To the Empire…’ Muhoho says,mimicking the widely-popular ABC drama,Empire. Everyone laughs. More champagne is ordered around. More is poured into glasses. Donald B. Kipkorir,a social media-savvy lawyer and friend of the Deputy President is texting Ruto Junior asking him leo ako wapi. Mr. Donald is known to splash real money at real venues. And to furnish social media with the details of it all- And the receipts too for good measure. The night is becoming tooo damn sweet. The DJ is now playing soft house music. And some random EDM too. The VIP section is buzzin with life,the table is way too crowded with all manner of expensive drinks,there are blue and neon lights dazzling beautifully above Raila Junior’s head. There are six Caucasian girls around the table who have been smoking since 8pm. Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko calls Muhoho. Asks him whether There is room for ten more people at B-Club. Muhoho says Yaaaaas there is. Mike Freakin’ Sonko is coming over. This night will never be forgotten. Ever. More drinks please….

TO BE CONTINUED…..

Beauty& Brains With Talent-Leading Female Musician Wangechi Celebrates Her Campus Graduation (Photo)

The new generation of Kenyan celebrities has proved to be quite bookish with an uncanny ability to balance academic demands with their showbiz schedules.

You have the likes of Sauti Sol’s Polycarp, Elani’s Chweya and Kungu and a couple of others who have set an exemplary trail and many others following. Female rapper Wangechi is the latest in the lot and was part of the Daystar Graduating class of 2016.

The artist who is part of the Blaze campaign took time off to celebrate the day she said meant so much for her. Here is what she said and the photo she posted on her graduation:

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Brainless Lady costs Man Army Job After Posing With His Uniform

A Kenyan Army Captain has apparently placed his job at risk following the misdeeds of his lady.

The lady who by her actions can only be described as the current generation of selfie and snap chatting breed of women decided to put on his uniform and take photos with it posting them online. Somehow, whether through a snitch or the military intelligence the superiors got wind of the act and the captain had to pay for the actions.

He has now been suspended and it is not yet clear when he will resume his duties. The Kenya Defense Forces have quite strict laws on use of their uniforms and one of the gravest sins is for a civilian to don the uniforms. The person who brought out the story is a Facebook user herself married to a Major General.

Here is the picture shared:

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High School Students Burn 7 Dormitories In Protest Against Ban From Watching Football Match (Photos)

A high school in Kisii has had the whole nation in utter shock after going on a burning rage that saw property worth millions of shillings razed to the ground.

The riots which happened on Saturday Night saw the students burn 7 dormitories before heading to the Principal’s office and the canteen which were also vandalized. The trail of destruction did not end there as the students then raided a neighboring school where they also destroyed a laboratory.

The resulting effect was that over 800 students of Itierio E.L.C.K  Boys High school were left to sleep on the cold. The students were complaining over the new rules which they say were introduced after they came back to school from mid-term including being banned from watching the ongoing Euro 2016 matches.

The following are some of the photos of the destruction that ensued.

 

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Lynda Nyangweso And Husband Welcome Their Newborn Baby

After quite an adventurous wait where she and her fans kept wondering when she will finally pop the baby, radio personality Lynda Nyangweso has finally delivered.

On Friday Night, Lynda and her husband Lance Osiro welcomed their bundle of joy at Nairobi Hospital. Celebrating the birth of her baby girl, Lynda took to social media to convey her relief saying….

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We congratulate the new parents as they welcome the latest celebrity baby.

By Releasing Yesu Ndiye Sponsor,Jimmy Gait Has Hit The Lowest Of New Lows,Reduced Himself To An Absolute Laughing Stock And Further Insulted The Gospel Of Our Good Lord Jesus Christ (VIDEO)

Last week,a joke started circulating on Facebook and Twitter. It quickly became a meme and by evening,had been seen,LIKED,shared and retweeted by thousands of social media users.

The joke,popularized but not created by Facebook bigwig Steve Muriuki read thus; It’s only a matter of time before one of the Kenyan gospel artists releases a song called ‘sponsor ni Yesu’_*Nashuku itakuwa Jimmy Gait*

We laughed and laughed and laughed. And then Jimmy Gait,tugging at our heartstrings,decided to actualize the joke. And now here we are.

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Facebook funnyman Steve Muriuki’s viral prediction of Jimmy Gait’s plans.

The last time Jimmy Gait was a hot topic of national conversation,he had done a very lackluster cover of British singer Adele’s global hit Hello. Jimmy decided to give it his own twisted twist and to throw in a few evangelical utterances around the song.

Result? One of the worst pieces of garbage ever churned out by a self-respecting Kenyan musician. Jimmy Gait’s Hello was a terrible terrible train wreck. Every Kenyan with a little ounce of dignity in themselves severely berated the singer and slammed the song.

Jimmy even went on a whirlwind media tour of sorts promoting what is probably the single most disgusting pieces of music ever created in the last decade. He even shot a shitty video for the song – a video that performed so dismally on YouTube,it’s still struggling to rack up 70,000 views many months after it’s disastrous release.

Undaunted,Jimmy decided to multiply his notoriety and jump on a viral joke- to make yet another practical joke on us.

If you’ve followed social media for the last few days,you must have realized that Jimmy Gait, ever the crafty opportunist,has just released a song titled ‘Yesu Ndiye Sponsor “

No one is surprised that Jimmy Gait did that- at least,that.

What is shocking many,however,is the fact that Jimmy Gait decided to turn a Facebook joke into reality while at the same time trying to balance his stupidity with evangelism.

One,It is shocking that Jimmy Gait, a seasoned Gospel singer,decided to equate the Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to those dirty old men (in)famous for bedding STI-infected college girls in exchange for material luxuries.

Two,it’s shocking that Jimmy Gait took a simple Facebook joke and run with it,not just validating it but also sanctioning it by actualizing what we all dismissed as an improbable, hilarious possibility.

Jimmy Gait has been absent from the music scene for a while now and the poor man,who fell from grace immediately after Furi Furi,will do anything to recapture the National attention and become the media darling he once used to be.

Gone are the days when Jimmy Gait would casually walk into the vaunted offices of the likes of Bob Collymore and Jeff Koinange and casually talk them into not just appearing in his next music video but also singing in it.

Jimmy was a formidable force back then – indomitable,invincible,hugely successful,dynamic and very influential.

All of that mojo wore off pretty quick and the man sank so deep into the sands of obscurity,he would do anything,sing anything and try anything to recapture the attention again.

He morphed from a true Servant of Christ and a genuine singer of the Gospel of the Lord to a desperate little snake that was dying to be seen and heard again.

And that’s how we ended up with the unrepentant garbage that was Hello.

And how we’re here,yet again,with this whole mess of Yesu Ndiye Sponsor situation.

By recording a song of such a deplorable nature,Jimmy has demonstrated to the World,clearly, what a sorry mess he’s become and how he truly has lost it and sank to the lowest of lows in a bid to stir a conversation – not around Jesus – but himself.

A song titled ‘Yesu Ndiye Sponsor’ runs the risk of having it’s message swallowed up by the sheer absurdity of its title and the manner of controversy it’s nature and connotations may attract.

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Yesu Ndie Sponsor’s publicity poster

But the 2016 Jimmy is NO LONGER the affable,scrupulous musical preacher we knew back in 2010. He’s changed into a some sort of a musical clown and a bad,tired social media punching bag whose latest work is more of a mockery minefield than an attempt to ‘Spread the Word’ and represent Christ.

Jimmy seems to have resigned to his fate,resigned to the sad fact that his star may never shine again,his past glory is gone and that his ‘Appointment’ days are as good as over and therefore,the man has absolutely nothing to lose and can sing whatever,try whatever,release whatever bullshit with very little fear of a backlash.

It’s not even clear anymore what amount of seriousness Jimmy Gait has been employing on his latest projects many of which seem to be spurred by fly off the wall ideas social media catchphrases than a determined,well researched inspiration.

Jimmy has not only REDUCED Jesus Christ into some woeful deity easily compared to cultural events and social media slogans and street slangs,he has also terribly diminished his own meaning and purpose,eroded his legacy and dwindled his fortunes to irreparable ways.

Granted,the Country will surely create a heated conversation around his latest song and he might even get a couple invites to these Friday Evening tabloid shows allover our TV stations but all that will NOT be for a job well done. Or for the sake of the Christ Jesus.

Any attention Mr. Jimmy Gait is likely to get,and buzz he is likely to create will all be as a result of his buffonery,the stupid lyricism he’s been stuck in lately,the responses on social media and what really has gone wrong with a young man that once held so much promise.

His music has now become a troll lottery- Awaited anxiously to be shredded and blown to pieces,to be laughed at and jeered at,to be lampooned and pooh-poohed.

And even when he’s clowning everyone,he isn’t even the best clown in the room. He has failed. Disastrously.

Poor lost soul.

Check out the woeful piece of work below.

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Hottest Kenyan Singer Is Looking For A Husband And She Does Not Want A Rich Handsome Man. This Is What She Wants…

The Kenyan ‘winter’ is unrelenting with its chills and at such times even the Holy Book says ‘Again, if two lie together, they keep warm, but how can one keep warm alone?’

One of Kenya’s most beautiful singers Vivian is looking for that one man to keep her warm. Yes, she is single and tired of all the fake men out there that she has decided to do away with the wishlist only a few requirements and she will be yours.

You do not need the six pack or Denzel Washington at his prime looks. You do not need the Mercedes Benz and limos. No this lass is not expensive to maintain, a couple of homemade pancakes will do.

She does not need a sponsor either. Whether it is the cold weather or just frustrations of being let down, Vivian sure opened the ways for many an admirer when she penned this letter to her future husband she wants to meet very soon.

Read it and see if you make the cut

Dear Future Husband,

I’m getting real tired of this hide and seek game, I think it’s about time you find me. 
Here is a few things you got to know if you want to be my one and only in my life. 
First you must be able to make pancakes. This is not negotiable. I love pancakes. Second you must be good in hugs. I love hugs. Third you can’t shrub the word “beautiful” as you will be using that word a lot telling me how beautiful I am every morning. Words like “I’m sorry” must come naturally to you, you will be using them a lot after we fight. Fifth you must be ready to laugh at my jokes, whether funny or dry. Away from the crazy rules, please Find God, Find Yourself then come find me. You don’t have to drive any BMW or Mercedez to be handsome. I just need a God fearing man. That’s what I find handsome. You don’t have to be rich, a kind heart is more than enough for me. You must promise to give me full attention, respect and honor. I want to fall in love with you from the moment I see you. I want to see in you every hope, every desire and every dream I have ever had of my soul mate. I want to fall in love with everything about you from how you sip your coffee to the way you crinkle your nose. I want to go on long drives and long walks with you and just spend hours talking endlessly. I want to cook for you and pamper you like a baby. I want to read out poems to you and dance to my songs for you. I want to share all my dreams and fantasies with you and promise to stand right next to you during good and bad days. I want to grow old with you so that we can tell our love story to our grandchildren. I want us to be spiritually and emotionally connected to each other’s souls till eternity and beyond. I am living this dream and waiting to meet you. I know God is preparing you for me. Please hurry up, I am tired of being hurt by the wrong ones.

Your Future wife Vivian

Forget Tyranny Of Numbers! Mutahi Ngunyi Comes Up With New Argument And Formula For Ruto And Uhuru To Rule Until 2032 (Video)

As the politicians gear up for the home run in the next elections, it is also a busy season for the political analysts.

This is the time when many get to have jobs in media outlets and thus they try different ways and theories. No one has perfected this art as good as the one man who made it possible to be a celebrity as a political analyst, Mutahi Ngunyi.

He may have lost his Midas touch with his biases and corruption scandals but his arrogance and ability to still find a different way for rebirth sees his always getting his voice heard. This time round he has emerged with a new method, a YouTube Channel he calls his YouTube column and in here he has presented in documentary style a hypothesis of what created the havoc after the Peace Accord and what needs to be done to prevent chaos come 2032.

Put simply, he says the constitution needs to create an office of a Prime Minister with two deputies as was plotted in all the previous constitutional drafts prior to the one engineered by the parliamentary committee in Naivasha. Well, he could have said it in quite a few words but Ngunyi is a sucker for the dramatic and visualizations and the YouTube Channel gives him all that.

He invests quite an amount of time in coming up with his piece and whether you agree with him or not, he may have just found a way to create more discussion points with his hypothesis. Check out the video below

 

Controversial Blogger Cyprian Nyakundi arrested as Kenyans on Twitter ask the hard questions

Firebrand blogger Cyprian Nyakundi has been arrested late Friday evening by unknown individuals at the Galleria Mall.

The 26-year-old former Meru University College of Science and Technology broke the news of his arrest on his Twitter handle few minutes to 7pm.
According to the Star digital,Nyakundi was allegedly arrested by six plain-clothed gentlemen who are believed to be Criminal Investigations Officers. Its also reported that the detectives have been trailing him before catching up with him as he entered the mall.

We could not verify the reasons for his arrest as details of this remains scanty.

The Kenyan blogger who rose to fame following his constant attacks on “who-is-who” in the corporate sector is currently facing a litany of legal suits with the most recent being a defamatory case filed by the former and current CEO of one of the leading telecommunications company.

This is a developing story.We shall keep you updated as it unfolds.

House of Lungula Actor and Director Featured On Popular Greek Show ‘World Tour’

This week  Kenyan actor Gerlad Langiri and the film director Alex Konstantaras, appeared as guests in the popular Greek travel show called “World Party”. 
 “World Party” goes around the world and introduces to the Greek audience different cultures around the world. In this episode the presenters Sakis Tanimanidis and George Mavridis came to Kenya!
 
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After going to Kibera slums in order to witness the work of the Doctors without borders, they meet with Alex who he takes them to the Giraffe Center and the next day they meet with Gerald who takes them to Eldoret in order to meet the place where all the great runners come from.
 
You can check this episode here:
 
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Popular Gospel Singer And Mother To Machachari’s Joy And Wife To ‘Musa Faulu’ is Recovering From A Surgery

The Ohon’s are among Kenyan families that have numerous talented members.

David Ohon popularly known as Musa Faulu from his Faulu Kenya advert is a well known figure in TV commercial,his wife Rose Ohon is a popular gospel singer of hits like Eshe Baba while little daughters Joy is an actress and Imani is the adorable kid in Ore advert.

The family has been going through a trying moment as Rosy was admitted to hospital and had to undergo a surgical operation. The husband is yet to share the information but just posted to return gratitude to those who had offered their prayers and well wishes while comforting and encouraging the family.

This is what he shared…

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Hmm…So This Is What Betty Kyalo Hides Under Her Weaves… (Photos)

A few years ago, you would be hard-pressed to find a news anchor without a weave or wig on.

But over time we are seeing news anchors ditch the weaves for their natural hair. Screen sirens like Ann Kiguta, Joy Doreen and Nancy Kacungira are just a few celebrities who have rocked their natural tresses on air.

Betty Kyallo recently took a break from the mbalas too and she was sported with her God given hair.

Check her out:

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Forget The Loliondo Witchdoctor and Meet the Curvaceous Witchdoctor Who Is Balling Harder than a Politician’s Wife. She Even Owns a 40 Million Kshs Mansion (Photo)

About 5 years ago, thousands and thousands of East Africans trouped to a far-flung village called Loliondo at the Tanzania-Kenya border to see one of the most revered witchdoctors of the century, Ambilikile Mwasapile.

This was because Ambilikile supposedly had a cure for chronic diseases like cancer and AIDS; he could destroy inter-generational curses and could make even the poorest rich.

In the process of healing the sick, poor and blessing the fortune seekers, Ambilikile earned quite a lot of money from his witchcraft trade.

Closer home, another with-doctor is living large thanks to her wizardry. Her name is Annah Mutheu who can afford a fleet of cars and a 40 Million Kshs Mansion.

Speaking to the Nairobian, Annah said “Most people assume that witchdoctors are poor and lead miserable lives. That is not the case. I am a woman of means and my juju business has made me rich.”

But Annah is not your usual witch doctor; she attends church religiously and says she also uses the Bible when it comes to curing her clients from their diseases and afflictions.

Here is Annah near her 40 Million Mansion and hard at work with her paraphernalia:

 

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Meet the Woman Who Planned Her Husband’s Death To Get The Property (Photos)

A man in Buruburu is lucky enough after police helped him discover and foil his wife’s attempt to murder him.

Joseph Muraya was married to Bilha Njoki back in 2007 but the couple separated in last year with the man left with their two children. Police got wind of Bilha’s plan to kill the husband a plan which she worked with some of her relatives.

The Directorate of Criminal Investigations officers in Buruburu pretended to be the hitmen and contacted Bilha who it was established had even bought a new phone and line for the mission to eliminate her husband.

The detectives told her that Joseph had been killed and dumped in Dandora. She sent her brother Peter Gakungi and a friend Jimmy Waititu. When the two got on the scene they were shown a lying Joseph who had blood spilled over him. It is reported that the two men celebrated and called Bilha to inform her of her former husband’s ‘death’.

The detectives at the scene arrested them and confiscated their phones asking them to get him to where Bilha was. The lady was caught while driving a Toyota Harrier near Mama Lucy and on her were 400,000 KES with six other phones. According to Joseph Muraya, it is the property they own together that was the motive why his former wife would want to kill him.

Here is a photo of the lady and her partners in crime

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From Left Bilha Njoki, Her sister Lucy Wangui and a Friend Jimmy Waititu

 

Story and photo credit Nairobi News

 

Kenyan Socialite Pesh Mysteriously Disappears For Close To One Year. Rumor Has It She Is In A Ghanaian Prison Over Drug Trafficking

Pesh Lema became well-known after she shared a scandalous photo of herself butt naked on Facebook.

After the release of the said photo, Pesh embarked on a ‘career’ as a socialite, enjoying trips to foreign countries, stirring controversy with more thirst-traps and keeping her fans informed about her day to day activities.

But on 29th July 2015, Pesh suddenly disappeared from social media and her last update was that she was at J.K.I.A and she was happy that her dreams had come true.

 

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Her fellow socialites know what happened to her but they refused to disclose anything.

Now there is a rumor that she got arrested in Ghana over drug trafficking.

A man by the name Mubea Muriithi revealed that Pesh was recruited in the drug trafficking trade as a mule. But unlike some socialites who get away with trafficking meth ingredients, Pesh was arrested in Ghana for drug trafficking and was allegedly sentenced to ten years in jail in Kumasi Ghana.

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We contacted one of her former schoolmates at Kaaga Girls Meru who also lives in the same area as Pesh.

She revealed that Pesh had disappeared suddenly but it was a hush-hush affair in their village since her mother did not want to converse about what happened to her daughter.

We then contacted the Ghana High Commission in Highridge to inquire about her whereabouts and they referred us to the Kenyan High Commission in Nigeria, which also serves Ghana.

Attempts to get in touch with the Commission proved futile and we resorted to the Ministry of Foreign affairs. There, we were directed to the Diaspora Department which handles Kenya’s Diaspora Issues.

They revealed that they had not received information about Pesh’s arrest in Ghana and none of her family members had reported that she was missing.

Wanyama Gets To Tottenham Hotspurs, Here Is How He Was Welcomed And What He Said On His First Interview (Video & Photos)

Victor Wanyama made the move to Tottenham and yesterday it was officially announced by the club.

Tottenham Hotspur FC presented Wanyama and conducted his first interview at the club grounds. His signing has been hailed by great by players and fans of the club and was happy to sign him for a contract that goes up to 2021. Tottenham and Belgium defender Jan Vertonghen was one of the first players to welcome him.

Here are some photos and a video of the player at Tottenham Hotspur and his first interview:

 

 

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Shocking And Bloody Accident Happens At Embu- Meru Highway… High School Girls Among The Fatalities (Shocking Photos)

A horrific accident has just occurred on the Embu-Meru Highway past Mwea and near Makutano.

The accident involved a collision of three matatus and a Lorry. The bloody accident left the three matatus totally caved in and mere metal shells. The exact number and degree of injury is yet to be established though two ladies are among those dead. Police combed the area as a huge crowd assembled. The accident created a bloody scene with things and bodies thrown off the vehicles and blood painted the tarmac. 

Here are photos of the accident:

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