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Touching Photos Of Raila Odinga Teaching His Grand Daughter How To Write

Raila Odinga on Wednesday took time off his usual busy political schedule to savor some moment with a close dear person.

This was his granddaughter who according to the ODM leader had paid him a surprise visit. The two shared a special bonding moment as the grand daughter Senaya got some writing skills from his grand dad. It was a moment that touched many of his followers online critics and supporters alike and many urged him to spend more time with his family as they had missed him.

Here are photos of that special moment:

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Bungoma County Strikes Again! Two Boys Ride Under Bus Chassis From Bungoma To Nairobi For Over 10Hrs (Photo)

First they gave us the Lord Wanyonyi, and then the 109K wheelbarrow that is carcinogen proof and then the immortal and gravity defying Bungoman aka Kenyan Rambo aka Chopperman aka James Bond Wanjala.

Now Bungoma County is back in the news with equally shocking news. Two boys got on a bus from Bungoma to Nairobi in a manner that left many shocked as well as amazed by their endurance. This is because the two boys got below the bus chassis belonging to Greenline Safaris and stayed there through the grueling journey which usually lasts about 7 hours and were only discovered when the bus got to Nairobi.

The manager says the two were part of six boys hitch hiking on the bus after being duped by a relative who is a former street kid. The boys have been taken back home. Here is a photo of the boys

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Octopizzo Goes Back To Kibera

Whilst musicians look to get people to move to their sounds, it is often harder to find meaning behind the music. For many African artists, music is the motivator they use to make their mark on society.

On this week’s ‘African Voices’ from Nairobi, Kenya, the programme meets Octopizzo, a Swahili hip hop artist who uses his music to shine a light on an area of the city that is often neglected.

Octopizzo grew up in Kibera, one of the largest slums in Africa, housing around a fifth of Nairobi’s population.

Octopizzo explains the impact growing up in the area had on him to ‘African Voices’: “Growing up, I wanted to make ‘being’ from Kibera, cool. That was my number one goal, as a rapper. A kid that grows up here, can somewhere and say, ‘Yeah, I’m from Kibera, man. I want to be a doctor’, and people would take him seriously.”

As someone who lost his parents when he was only 15, Octopizzo learnt how to grow up fast. Despite his success, when Octopizzo returns to Kibera, he tries to encourage others to follow their dreams and achieve.

The hip hop artist has his own charity, the Octopizzo Foundation, who seek to aid young people in slums through art, music and sport.

Octopizzo explains his vision to ‘African Voices’: “Under these iron sheets, there’s babies, presidents, the next Octopizzo, everybody’s in here. Only if they meet the right person in their life. If they make the right choices.”

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‘African Voices’ learns that, as well as his foundation, the hip hop artist has used his own music to educate others about life in Kibera.

Octopizzo explains to the programme: “There is no song that doesn’t have the name ‘Kibera’, and it will remain like that… Coming here from experiencing the other side of life. It hurts. It hurts that some people can’t afford to have a better life.”

‘African Voices’ learns that although Octopizzo has taken his family out of Kibera, he feels that displaying and discussing the hardships within the slums through his music is the best way to address the issues in the community.

Octopizzo tells ‘African Voices’: “We’re bringing you (CNN’s ‘African Voices’) to show the other stuff that people don’t think about. There are kids going to school, kids playing football.  Artists like us that are rapping and trying to change stuff… You see it!  You don’t read it.  And it makes you a different person.”

Also featured on the programme is Durban-based musician, DJ Lag. The South African artist has created, and found success through, a new type of music inspired by tribal sounds called Gqom,

‘African Voices’ also meets the eclectic musician Bobo in Marrakech, Morocco, who channels the spirit of Bob Marley in the ancient city.

‘African Voices’ is sponsored by Globacom Limited and airs Saturday 25 June at 1730 EAT on CNN International

The show also airs at the following times:

Sunday 26 June at 0130 EAT and 2030 EAT

Monday 27 June at 1230 EAT

Tuesday 28 June at 0630 EAT

First Lady Sisters? Margret Kenyatta And Ethiopia’s First Lady Shock Kenyans With Their Similar Features (Photos)

The Kenyan First lady has long wowed us with beauty, impeccable dressing, eloquence, philanthropy and her non controversial nature.

Yesterday though she was hosting her counterpart from Ethiopia Roman Tesfaye and the two ladies had people amazed not just by their stately appearance but their similarity in a number of ways. First in their almost similar height, skin color, graying hair, all are bespectacled and almost the same shape of the face.

They may not look like twins or accurate doppelgangers or twins but they sure do pass of as siblings here are some of the photos of the two who together donated a mobile clinic in Kirinyaga. Kenyans all over commented of the striking similarity while Margaret Kenyatta lauded her counterpart as a warrior.

Here are photos of the two

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Ghafla Exclusive: Trouble Already Brewing In The Late Salim Juniors’ Forte Over Money Contributed After His Death. The Immediate Family Accused of Dividing Money among Themselves and Kicking His Wives and 3 Daughters Out In the Cold

5 months since the death of Mugithi Maestro Salim Junior, a fight has emerged in the family.

The row allegedly pits Salim’s siblings (Sarafina Salim and Mighty Salim) and father Joe Salim against his three wives Mama Tasha, Nelly, and the youngest Judy.

Salim died leaving behind 3 daughters all from different mothers Tasha, Tracey and Winskate. After the funeral ,Salim’s father called for a meeting to distribute cash that had been raised during the funeral including some money given by the president through Kameme FM presenter Njogu wa Njoroge. The meeting was attended by the funeral committee (which comprised of Salim’s siblings and two other artistes) and the three wives.

And that is when things started going left.

A source close to Judy claims that after the burial, the committee met to distribute the money to the children’s mothers but this was met with sharp resistance from the family who vowed that the money could only be released to them.

 

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Salim’s dad Joe (Image credit :www.mediamaxnetwork.co.ke)

The source went to further divulge that efforts by the committee to reach an amicable solution were unsuccessful as Mighty Salim and his father allegedly refused to attend any more meetings as long as the decision was to give the money to anyone else other than them.

Judy was then kicked out of their matrimonial home and she threatened to sue the family and true to her word, a letter from a lawyer was sent to the committee.

The letter was from Gathii Irungu associates and advocates which stated that Judy that  was only legitimate wife to Salim and she should receive a share of the money which amounted to 900,000. Her reasons were that Salim did not leave behind any inheritance and their household goods were taken away by his relatives so she was unable to fend for Winskate.

We got a copy of the letter and here is part of it:

 

 

This was after the family had allegedly met for yet another burial and that’s when Sarafina offered to take Judy’s child Winskate back to her place before schools opened.

One Sunday, a few weeks before schools opened, Judy came for Winskate and said she would bring her back in the evening. She didn’t and went radio silent for two weeks; refusing to pick up calls and the only communication they got was the lawyer’s letter.

Sarafina then went on to add that before Salim passed away, Judy and Salim had split up momentarily in August 2015.The reason for this split was that after Salim was admitted in hospital for the first time, some auctioneers came to sell off their items as she had allegedly taken a loan and had used their property to do so. A loan which she defaulted. The auctioneers were then advised to come after Salim had left hospital and they did and Salim’s stuff was auctioned off. This was despite the 70k she allegedly had also taken from Salim’s phone when he was unwell.

Salim was so angry and allegedly chased Judy away but they reunited monetarily in January this year as Salim wanted to see his daughter and she stayed at his place for a while before his tragic death.

Something which one of Salim’s other wife who requested anonymity agreed. That Salim and Judy had indeed split up momentarily. The wife also said that Judy had sent the said letter after Salim’s family went silent and rumors started flying around that Salim’s dad was finishing a house that Salim had started building. That is what triggered Judy to put that injunction, preventing the money from being distributed.

The wife then went on to add that she is okay if she doesn’t get the money as she can afford to take care of her child something she has been doing entirely on her own for the last 3 years.

The other wife also agreed that she had also not gotten the money and no communication was forthcoming from the family since that little meeting they had after the burial.

We are still trying to contact Judy for more details on the story so keep it Ghafla.

 

US-based Kenyan Gospel Singer Sending Shock Waves in the States set to Make a Comeback. This is What he Has Planned

After taking a hiatus from music to concentrate on the big silver screen that is Hollywood, Denver-based Kenyan Gospel singer, Silas Mwenda, is back! The singer is set to drop a new music at the beginning of July.

Silas made the big reveal this week and even shared the event poster of the video launch expected to take place on July 3 in Aurora, Colorado.

Silas is well-known for being the first ever Gospel singer to record an entire music album with Ogopa DJs. Despite being a Gospel singer, his career as an actor is equally extraordinary.

In 2014, he ventured into acting too, and he was lucky to be selected to feature in an amazing film called “Love Lilly” which was shot in Denver Colorado, New Mexico and Los Angeles by Chesthut Films. It wasn’t long before he sealed a deal that saw him booked for PEPSI commercial which was shot in

Seattle, Washington in June last year. The Pepsi commercial, sponsored by US Airways, aired during the last season of American Football and also was onboard all US Airways flights.

Even with all this success following him, Silas hasn’t forgotten his first passion: Gospel music.

Let’s wait for his video, Asali.

Jirongo Reveals How Son In Law Was ‘Assassinated’ Protecting His Daughter

Cyrus Jirongo yesterday while appearing on Jeff Koinange Live revealed shocking details about the death of his son in law.

Speaking to Jeff Koinange Cyrus Jirongo said his son in Law Cameron Chase Huntley who is an American teacher was shot dead by two people on a motorcycle. The shooting occurred early this month as Jirongo’s daughter and his fiancée were walking to a restaurant for breakfast. Two men in a boda boda appeared and demanded a laptop the man was carrying and when he questioned why they pointed a gun at Sally Jirongo.

This is when the man moved in between shielding Jirongo’s daughter and the gunmen shot him before fleeing towards Nakumat Junction. The incident happened near Riara School and Cameron was a teacher at the Language Center Riara. Jirongo lamented the manner with which police are conducting investigations while talking about the situation of his daughter and the threats she has been receiving via texts intended for him.

“That was an assassination and my daughter is really traumatised,” he said during the interview.

“Two people on a bodaboda bypassed them on the road then stopped a few metres ahead. They then demanded for the laptop the man was carrying, when he hesitated, they shot him several times.”

“Worse, my daughter who is now in North Carolina for the burial, receives a threatening text message the following day. We forwarded the same to the CID but they can only claim it’s from Kamiti,” Jirongo complained.

Kalekye Mumo, Janet Mbugua and Other Female Celebrities Who Are On Their Way to You Tube Millions

You Tube is not only creating stars but also churning out  millionaires with you tubers like PewDiePie carrying home 12 Million Dollars last year which is more than 1.2 Billion Kshs. This is all thanks to his 46,000,000+ subscribers who have made him one of the most sought after You-Tubers in the world.

Other You Tubers who are doing well include Lindsey Stirling (a dancing violinist), Michelle Phan (beauty blogger and entrepreneur) and Benny and Rafi Fine (the creators of the popular React channels.)

Back home, the You Tube part of social media is still in its early stages and there are celebrities who are getting into the You Tube game and curving a niche for themselves in the brave new world of social media before it becomes overcrowded. 

As they say, make hay while the sun shines.

Today we take a look at some A-list celebrities you should be following on You Tube and who might also be on their way to You Tube Millions.

1.Caroline Mutoko

You all know that Caroline Mutoko  opened a You Tube Channel when she left Kiss 100 after years of serving as a breakfast show host.A channel that now has over 27,300 subscribers.

Through her channel,the no-nonsense former radio queen Carol has inspired people, churned up controversy and has endorsed brands and people. Who knows? Maybe even made some serious cash in her ‘Space Hunter’ segment.

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2. Amina Abdi

The Capital F.M presenter has a You Tube channel called ‘Amina Kenya TV’ where she opens up her life to 1,700 subscribers.

On her channel, Amina talks about her private and public life, gives advice on different subjects and inspires her subscribers.

Have a look at her channel below:

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3.Teacher Wanjiku

The former Churchill Show comedian takes us on her weight loss journey (with humor of course) on her ‘Chapa Ilale’ show on her You Tube channel,

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4.Janet Mbugua

When she is not presenting the news during prime time on Citizen TV, Janet Mbugua makes time for another screen, You Tube.

On her channel, the mother of one shares tips of getting into the Media field, she talks about motherhood and the importance of giving among other topics .

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5.Kalekye Mumo

She brings her energy on radio to the screens with this new exciting called ‘The me I want,’

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6. Joy Kendi

She is without a doubt one of the most interactive fashion and beauty bloggers in the country.

Through her channel, Joy has managed to build quiet the relationship with her fans through her Q&As, Make-up and fashion advice and life hacks.

Take a peek at what Joy has to offer in the clip below:

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Gospel Star Rufftone Considers A Shot At Being A Rally Driver (Photos)

Rufftone has come a long way from his days  when he was singing It’s Up To You to his conversion to Christianity and gospel music industry up to when he formed Lampstand Records.

It is thus quite expected that he should seek new challenges and the veteran singer seems to have chosen the grueling thrill of the rally track. He does love fast cars and he decided to take part in the KCB Rally meeting at KICC where he met the rally brothers Mehash Halai and Ketan Halai who participate in the Kenya National Rally series in the Class S division

The two gave the singer some pointers and he even went ahead and tried out their rallying vehicle, a Subaru Imprezza. Sources close to him say the singer is considering giving the next series a trial and we wish him all the best.

Here are photos of the meeting:

 

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Raila Odinga Excites Crowd as He Dances TO A.Y’s ‘Zigo’ After Telling Viewers to ‘Kula Kwa Macho’

Last year, Kenyan multi-award winning band ‘Sauti Sol’ made global headlines after they made outgoing USA President Barack Obama break into a dance.

This was during a party held at State House during his much anticipated trip to Kenya.

But Obama is not the only politician dancing to a popular song. Raila Odinga recently left fans very exited after he decided to tell viewers to ‘kula kwa macho’ before he broke into a dance, A.Y’s ‘Zigo’ playing in the background.

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The Hustle Is Real! Nairobians Left Shocked By The Sight Of Japanese Hawker On The Streets Selling Japanese Rice Balls (Photo)

The Chinese are known for their industrious and entrepreneurial nous. Their interaction with Kenyans has been with much suspicion and recently loathe.

They have been accused of being stingy, and hardly tip their attendants. A couple of their establishments have been accused of racism and when this is added to their attempt at hawking and the number of illegal immigrants, many Kenyans can hardly be surprised if they saw one selling wares in the street. However, for a Japanese to do so it is quite something different.

The Japanese visitors in the country and residents are either missionaries, students on a foreign exchange or tourists and are quite generous and interested with the locals.

It was thus a shock to a number of city residents when they came upon a Japanese young man selling Japanese rice balls onigiri on the street. Not pretty fluent with the local language he was selling them for 100/- but bewildered bystanders could only stare at him.

Here is the photo of the man

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6 Things Women Need To Learn From Men

It’s said that man and woman are two sides of the same coin. They are perfect complements to each other. Yet in truth, both sexes are uniquely different. However, there are things one gender can learn from the other.

Here are things, women specifically can learn from men:.

Handling break-ups

After a breakup, the stereotypical woman weeps, eats ice cream, weeps in front of her girls and cherishes the intimate memories even if the dude had a 3-inch d*ck. A woman will get stressed out, drink like a middleman in the Sahara and get chips funguad by a random guy. Then she regrets and starts calling life unfair. She then decides to call the ex again after a few weeks. The ex, despite having a new girl, he gladly agrees to come, has sex with her then disappears again. By the time the woman gets over the breakup, a huge part of her life has been lost. We dudes go out, party and quickly go about the next chapter of our lives.

Bros before whores

A good number of women have sacrificed long time friendships over a man they just met — and not just acquaintances, but besties. Guys know that while a woman fulfills some needs, his best pal always has his back. He knows that a friend will be hell to replace, and it will be worse knowing that someone who should have been replaced tore them apart. A woman can let her best friend or sister sleep in the cold just because a guy she met last weekend is coming over.

Don’t overthink everything

Lie detectives, women like to play out every possible scenarios and what-ifs of a situation, when in reality no one has control of how thing turn out. Guys on the hand tend to let things be what they are. There’s really no point in dwelling on the tiniest details and causing unnecessary drama.Sometimes you should just let things be

Logic makes life easier

Life would be far easier if women understood that everything in life has logic behind it. Men follow their innate logic as they take decisions, but women choose to ignore logic and roll with emotions. And this makes it really hard for men to deal with women. When angry, women tend to be explosive and irrational. Instead of being rash, just calm down and address issues intellectually

Persevering shit

Another perk of male privilege? Unapologetically following the gut instinct. If you find yourself in a situation where you feel manipulated or exploited, heed those feelings. Then act accordingly. Many times women will instinctively tolerate bullshit when they should let go and nurture when they should abandon. Men save more than just time by abounding a failing relationship early. A woman will put up with a man until he has destroyed her life completely..

Trust

Men tend to expect less from other people, than women do and, often, they almost expect to get hurt. Women expect too much. Men view the world in a more adversarial way and they expect the worst from someone, before they open up and trust them. Women, on the other hand, are sometimes too quick to trust and therefore get hurt more often. Women pour all their feelings ona guy one week into dating. Men don’t do that. Men give it time. Talking about trust, trust Airtel to have your back all the time. Did you know that they give you the option of continuing to Facebook and whatsapp even when your bundles run out? I didn’t know either until yesterday, when I had to put some people back on their lane on my facebook. It actually got me curious and I perused some of their offers which I found quite reasonable. Like the Unliminet 20 which guarantees you 8 minutes talk time, 20 sms’s and 20 MB of data. That should be enough for an endless supply of Etemesi tales. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Africa’s Richest Blogger In Trouble For Tax Evasion. Faces Million Shilling Fine

Back in 2015, Africa’s most successful individual blogger Linda Ikeji came out announcing a new home she had bought in the exclusive Banana Island.

Back then this is what she posted online flossing photos of her new abode;

Read Also: Dopiest Female Blogger Buys A Multi-Million Shillings 3-Storey Mansion In A Leafy Suburb. And No She Didn’t Spread Her Legs To Buy The Dream Home (Photos)

“I bought a two-storey luxury house in the exclusive Banana Island area of Ikoyi…and to be honest, I still can’t believe it. It’s everything I prayed my house would be. That’s me standing in front of my house. #ProudSelfMadeWoman.”

She earned praise admirers as well as created a crowd of haters…. The latter are now having a field day laughing at what is definitely a rough patch in the career of the celebrated and trend setting blogger. The Nigeria Revenue authority, the Federal Inland Revenue Service has come after her on Tax evasion grounds.

Apparently the lady blogger has been evading taxes and she has now been slapped with a N75million tax fine which roughly equates to 26 million shillings. The FRIS was even targeting her N500 million mansion but then she denied ownership only for it to emerge that she was a tenant at the huge mansion shown in the photo below.

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Her latest predicament has led to both her fans and other observers asking why she would strain to lie about her financial might when it was obvious she had achieved a lot. The FRIS has started the process of prosecuting her.

How Brenda Wairimu’s Daughter with Juliani Landed Her A TV Hosting Job

Her daughter is only one year, but she is already enjoying some lucrative perks that come with being a mum.

Thanks to little Amor, her daughter with rapper Juliani, Brenda will now be hosting a show especially for mummies. The show is called ‘Mommy 101’ and airs every Sunday at 8.P.M on Ebru TV.

Some of the guests in her new show include Pierra Makena, Yvonne Darq, Size 8 and Film Director Claire Ash Meadow who also doubles up as a blogger/Vlogger on ‘Cashmere Moms.’

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Mummy 101 is among the many programs that have made their debut following Ebru TV’s relaunch.

Other shows you include Double Date, Kenya Farm Report, Halua Maua, Tonight Live, Nena na Nina, Punch Up, Rhumba Kitoko, Cafe N Ngoma and Soccer 360.

The Kenyan Money Team. This Super Rich Female Artist is Giving Out 10 K Just for Dancing to Her Song

And for a second I thought Floyd was the Don, apparently he has competition which is to be found here in Kenya. Our person of interest is none other but Sheikah Mercy, the sexy luscious female artist who we hear owns a money tree.

If she’s not making music, which she’s really good at by the way; her songs Bahati and Yebede having been mega hits, she’s globetrotting the world, posting all the photos on instagram making all of us jealous.

You can only liken her to Akothee when it comes to balling so it was a bit surprise when she contacted me, a mere blogger with a few thousands in my pocket which wouldn’t even qualify to be put in a bank. She had a proposition which she wanted me to share with her fans.

She had woken up with a strong yearning to share her wealth and she would start off with a cool 10k to the one person who could exceptionally dance to her latest Jam Yebede (you can find it attached below) before proceeding to other acts of philanthropy.

All you have to do is record yourself and upload it online with the #Sheikhayebede and you stand a chance to win the money. You can as well send it to this whatsapp number +254726379938.

The person with the most likes by 5th July will walk away with the money so good luck. And like I said, don’t fret when you fail to scoop something this time around. She assured me she had more than enough to give. 

Major TBT! Gilad Milo Back When He Had Full Hair And Was A Cute Looking Boy (Photo)

Gilad Milo has fully established himself as the leading hit connoisseur when it comes to love songs. 

The former Israeli diplomat has become the ultimate crooner hands down and aside from his trademark mellow voice, his beard and balding head are trademarks too. However, it was not always like this. There was a time the always lively artist was a young full haired innocent cute boy.

Here, see the cute photo:

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Days After Threatening Bi. Msafwari And Maina & King’ang’i With Arrest For ‘Sexual Topics’ , No Nonsense KFCB Boss Puts Kalekye Mumo And Shaffie Weru In The Frying Pan

Kenya Film Classification Board (KFCB) CEO Ezekiel Mutua is not a very popular man nowadays but as we have all gathered, here is not here for the popularity.

He is here to clean up radio and TV as demonstrated by the threats he issued to Bi Msawafari and Maina and King’ang’I for discussing sexual topics before the watershed period.

The watershed period is the time allocated for the broadcast of adult content, usually from 10 P.M when the children are asleep.

Now another Radio Africa team is in trouble with Mutua for demeaning women.

In a post on his personal page, Ezekiel wrote “I am told Kiss 100 in the morning show today had a discussion that demeaned women with wild claims to the effect that “all women are whores.” I didn’t listen but I have asked for the audio clips to verify. Kenyans on twitter are demanding that we take action. We have free and independent media in Kenya but there can be no context that would justify such generalised and demeaning remarks on women.”

Victor Wanyama’s Mind Boggling Million Figures In His New Deal That Will Make You Want to Remove Your Hair

As you go through your hustle this chilling Nairobi morning, it might be encouraging or maybe quite perplexing to know that a lad who grew up in the appalling slums of Muthurwa is earning in a week what even the top end CEOs in Kenya cannot make in a month.

Of course I am talking about the Lion of Muthurwa Victor Wanyama. Having passed his medicals for his new club Tottenham, Victor Wanyama has not only earned himself the prestige of getting to elite European Football and all that comes with it but also he has taken a swift move up the big money leagues. His current earning is what places him in the bracket of second highest earners in the EPL that is those from £70k- £85k a week.

His earnings are set to jump from his current £40k a week to £70k a week. This is roughly 10.4 million KES a week which means slightly over a million in a day. Over the course of the new four year deal he is set to earn £14.6 million translating to 2 billion KES. 

To put in context just how lucrative this is, of all Arsenal’s defenders, only Per Mertesacker earns £70k a week. His central defender colleague Koscielny takes home £65k a week, Nancho Monreal takes home £50k and the young Bellerin takes home just £10k a week. Compared to the earnings of players at Livepool, he takes home more than the likes of Emre Can,Lallana, Kolo Toure, and their keeper Mignolet.

He will undoubtedly be among the top earners at Tottenham where the likes of Eriksen, Eric Dier Chadli, Lamela and Dembele all earn less than £70K a week. This is surely a big move from the lion of Muthurwa.

 

After The Green Lamborghini and Red Ferrari, another Flashy Car Causes a Stir on the Streets of Nairobi

Whether on the streets of Los Angeles or the picturesque suburbs of Beverly Hills or the crowded streets of Nairobi, a Lamborghini will always show stop.

Last year a green Lamborghini and red Ferrari were spotted on the streets of Nairobi and we couldn’t help but gawk at the exquisite cars.

This year, another exquisite beauty is stealing hearts in Nairobi, a spanking new Porsche 911 Turbo S 991. Major league stuff as it goes for more than 20 Million Kshs that is including the Manufacturer’s suggested retail price (MSRP) and shipping costs.

Check it out below:

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Police Launch a Manhunt for the ‘Soldier’ In Viral Picture of Two Girls Getting Sexually Abused

Over the last week, Kenyans have been calling on the authorities to intercede after photos of two little girls getting sexually abused went viral.

Thanks to social media, the two girls have been identified and the police have launched a manhunt for the culprit who is alleged to be a soldier in Zimbabwe, something which the army has denied.

The national police spokesperson Senior Assistant Commissioner Charity Charamba said this to members of the press “We have managed to identify two of the children in the pictures but we cannot divulge their identity as they are protected by law. We also are not in a position to give any information about their location or age at the moment. A key informant gave us all this information, the informant managed to give us good leads.”

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“We are now hunting for the culprit and we have stakeholders and other people who are assisting in identifying him and soon we will have him in hopefully,” she said before asking their parents to monitor their children to prevent them from falling prey to abusers.

“I am appealing to parents and guardians to monitor minor children closely all the time. They have to observe any suspicious behaviour that they may exhibit because that is when they can hear of cases of abuse. Again parents must make an effort to be close to their children so that if any abuse is happening the child may confide in them, they open up more if you have a close relationship with them.” she said.

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House Helps From Hell! See The Shocking Video Of Yet Another Nanny Savagely Abusing A Young Boy

Some house helps seem to lack even the basic of human and nurturing care any person is capable of.

Their cruelty when visited upon innocent toddlers, presents many risks to the life and welfare of the child. It takes many forms from physical abuse, sexual abuse to mental torture. This is the fear of most parents notably the mothers who have to leave their toddlers under the care of house helps.

A family in Ngong came to experience this kind of cruelty after their child had a change in mannerisms ever since a new nanny came into the house. The mother Mary Wanjiru through her maternal instincts had her suspicions about the nanny’s handling of her boy and after consulting with the husband they installed secret CCTV cameras in the house. The footage they got was shocking and led to their action of dismissing the house help immediately with all her dues paid.

The available footage shows the maid ignoring the child cries for attention leading to the boy falling down head first on concrete floor. His cries of pain are met with hard spanking and during feeding time the nanny either physically manhandles the boy or is seen eating the food as she gets engrossed with the TV set.

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Once A Teacher Always One…Kericho Governor Now Takes His Skills To A High School Class

Governors have always been on the wrong side of public opinion facing accusations for their excesses and corrupt acts.

Few hardly ever get any positive reviews but one has acted in a manner that has at least redeemed his reputation. Kericho Governor Professor Paul Chepkwony took time to reconnect with his former teaching job at Kipsigis Girls Highschool.

The governor who is a holder of Bachelor and Masters degree in Chemistry with a Ph.D in Organic Chemistry had served as a lecturer and took the class through a lesson on Moles and Molarity.

Here are photos of him in class:

 

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Baby Number Six Coming! Akothee Flies To South Africa For Pregnancy Clinic Check Up (Photo)

Julie Gichuru and Akothee tied on top as the most fertile female celebrities in Kenya. But with baby number six on the way, the crown now belongs to Akothee.

Akothee is a mother of five adorable kids; three girls and two boys. The songbird is in the process of adding a new member to her family.

‘My Sweet Love’ hit maker has been rumored to be pregnant with baby number six for one too many times. But now it seems the rumors had basis.

Akothee left Kenya for South Africa a day ago and the purpose of her visit was only known to her and a few, until now.

The singer checked in at Netcare Rosebank Hospital in Johannesburg where she had a date with a special South African doctor.

Akothee shared her photo in the hospital while the doctor was administering an ultrasound scan on her belly.

“Uliuliza nimeenda wapi? Nimeenda clinic #‎madamboss, wacha tuone ni nani anakosesha mama amani , toto ya my King iko na sipesial doctor #‎okwabisecho ka” Akothee captioned her photo.

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7 Big Concerts in 7 Major Towns with Over 20 Artists from East Africa Headlining Everything; What Exactly is Going Down on the 10th of July? #It’sBig

The day is 10th July and word reaching us is that Kenyan history will be remade. And it will be remade in one of the most astounding ways ever witnessed in the country. It will come in the form of 7 mega concerts in 7 major towns across the country with the custodians being over 20 Artists selected from across East Africa.

Our little gossip bird which relayed all this information was also quick to mention that it would be a disaster if we missed this awakening moment which will indeed transform everything we are used to. Now before we could get the exact details of what we were to expect, our little bird disappeared never to be seen again.

We have been doing a little digging and apparently the big surprise is PNL…yes, just that, PNL. Don’t give that face because I’m being very serious. Maybe it’s PLO who has decided to reinvent himself with this cool new name. Or maybe it’s a new political party launching expected to take us to the land of milk and honey.

Wherever it is, I’m surely not going to miss it. I will be making my way down to Nyayo stadium to witness this big phenomenon and also watch Ali Kiba perform. I’m particularly excited to listen to his new jam Aje which is currently ruling the airwaves.

You can join me by tuning in to NTV where this mega concert will be broadcasted live or you can join your fellow Kenyans in their respective towns. Log in here to see all the major acts expected to usher you into the new awakening across the various towns.

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Here Are the 11 Beautiful Ladies Whose Beauty Has Put Kenya on the World Map

Every year, hundreds of beautiful ladies from all over the world gather at a designated venue for one of the world’s most important beauty pageants; Miss World Finals.

Over the years, some of the most beautiful ladies in the country have been selected to represent the 254 at the world finals.

Today we look at the beautiful lasses who have represented Kenya over the last decade (2006-2016)

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Ruto Hosts Fellow Hustler from Umoja At His Office (Photos)

The Deputy President William Ruto has always prided himself in his humble upbringing using this to cite his understanding of the common man.

He has now built a habit of eating out at the very common of places visited by locals without much fuss save for the camera. Last week he was at a nyama choma den in Umoja and as evident in the picture he had quite a great time.

He shared the photos online and now he has hosted one of the men a construction worker who was among the crowd that struggled to sit near him at the den. The delighted man Patrick Odanga was understandably over the moon and his days seem set to be even better.

Here are the photos

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Si Magufuli Atatumaliza! While Kenyans Are Still Grumbling About Hate Speech, Tanzania Is Manufacturing Its Own Helicopters

Tanzanian-made helicopter makes us Kenyans look like we are in a deep slumber unaware of President Magufuli’s plan to oust us as regional powerhouse.

President John Pombe Magufuli’s industrialization policy is quickly positioning Tanzania into the next regional powerhouse.

From introducing bus rapid transit system in Dar es Salaam to first cable-stayed 680-meter-long bridge in East and Central Africa, Magufuli has more surprises.

Apparently Tanzania is building its own choppers. A prototype model of a two-seater helicopter is in its final stages of completion at the Mechanical and Engineering Department of the Arusha Technical College.

The college runs a fully-fledged factory producing various forms of machinery including a prototype motor vehicle and a number of industrial engines.

The institution has already contacted Tanzania Civil Aviation Authority (TCAA) for the permission to fly the chopper for trials.

The helicopter is currently 50 per cent complete and it’s expected to get airborne as a fully functional chopper by 2018.

Tanzania plans to use the chopper for surveillance, rescue and agricultural purposes and later on for transportation when modifications are made on the airframes as the project takes shape.

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NTV’s Kobi Kihara Gives Men a Heart Attack after She Flaunts Her Phenomenal Curves in a Slinky, Figure-Hugging Dress (Photos)

I bet you have never seen Kobi Kihara look this hot.

The NTV morning show host almost caused a few heart attacks after she showcased her curves in a photo shoot with BOTL (Boy on the Ledge). A photographer who has worked with The Daily Mail, Victoria Kimani, Sarah Hassan Catherine Kamau and make-up artist Miss Fawwie.

Below are some photos of the TV host showing off what mother nature has so kindly blessed her with:

 

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Sakaja Joins The Ranks Of Desmond Tutu And African Leaders With His Recent Award

TNA Chairman and Jubilee nominated Mp Johnson Sakaja has eaned quite a boost in reputation and image with a recent accolade he has won.

The first time MP who has always seen his stock rise ever since he formed a party that Uhuru Kenyatta used, he has grown in stature and influence. Right now he is eyeing the Nairobi governorship.

His recent awards, the continental Africa Achievers Award for being the 2016 Africa Change Maker sees him get a huge rating for his policy making and leadership skills. A letter from organizers reads “This is in recognition of your leadership skills and youth empowerment in Kenya. Your standing belief in the young generations and their potentials has made you a remarkable change maker,”

Sakaja has been instrumental in enacting favorable youth policies and sponsoring bills as well as championing the youth agenda in the nation.

Started From The Bottom… Octopizzo Gets A Seat At The UNHCR (Photos)

You can hate him for the braggadocio that comes in his every statement and appearance, you can hate him for his style of music and even fashion, but you cannot deny that the self-proclaimed Kibera’s finest has done well for himself.

How a young man with only music to focus on went on from hustling in the streets to globe-trotting and rubbing shoulders with various diplomatic corps is quite a story. For much of early this month, Octopizzo has been involved with the UNHCR matters.

He even had a presentation sitting in a panel as a representative of Octopizzo Foundation he has come a long way and still manages to juggle the music and his ambassadorial roles. Here are some of the pictures from the events he has shared 

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Ray-C Back in Rehab after Her Suicide Attempt Last Week

Kinondoni area is Dar es Salaam came to a standstill on Thursday night after a delirious Ray-C was bundled into a police car kicking and screaming that she was being kidnapped.

Witnesses say that Ray-C arrived at Kinondoni area barefoot claiming that there were kidnappers pursuing her and she needed to be protected.

 

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An earlier photo of Ray-C and Tanzanian rapper Lord Eyez who introduced her to drugs

Others said that the revered singer also tried stripping and asked for a knife so that she could take her own life. Tanzanian actress Esha Behati who witnessed the whole situation said that she had gone to look for some chips before someone alerted them that Ray-C was on the streets acting crazy and threatening to strip.

 

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Buheti then rushed outside and gave her account of the story on Instagram. “Ray C said that she needed to be shielded from some people who wanted to kidnap her. People then held her to prevent her from hurting herself but she was very strong and started talking incoherently. She then started looking for a knife to stab herself and she was restrained by members of the crowd.

After people stopped her from stabbing herself, she threw herself on the ground and stared rolling in the mud and screaming. I broke into tears.” Buheti revealed in an emotional post

“A police car came and took her away with difficulty because she kept fighting off the police and when they managed to get her into the car, she kept shouting “Natekwa!” (I’m being kidnapped).” The Tanzanian actress wrote before urging her fellow Tanzanians to help Ray-C.

Thankfully, Ray-C has received some help and is currently admitted at the Rehab, Life and Hope Rehabilitation Centre, in Bagamoyo, Dar es Salaam.

Speaking to Mwanaspoti, one of the Rehab Center Directors Karima Banji said “Yes it’s true we received Ray C but I honestly can’t comment on her state because it’s too early to say anything vivid about her state.”

Man Marries Off Daughter For Two Chang’aa Bottles

Bungoma County is quickly gaining the notoriety levels of such places like Nyeri and Naivasha for weird acts by some of its residents.

This time it was the location of a man hailing from Nasianda village who married off his daughter to the owner of a chang’aa den for a supply of two bottles of chang’aa until when the amount accumulates to the value of the agreed dowry price.

It is a case which attracted condemnation with the Area leaders led by MP Boniface Otsiula and women representative Reginald Wanyonyi calling for the immediate address of the man while calling for the girl to get back to school. Child marriages make for sad but not really new cases in some rural communities.

However, when one marries of his daughter not for anything other than just to satisfy his addiction it passes into the realm of ridiculousness and such callousness while pointing to the abject desperation, poverty and stupidity substance abuse drives people.  

“I Stand By My Interview With Moses Kuria.” Larry Madowo Scoffs at ‘Haters’ and Reveals Why He Is Unapologetic Even After KOT and Celebs Attacked Him

On Saturday, Larry Madowo became a magician. He was able to unknowingly turn one of Kenya’s most notorious hate-mongers, Moses Kuria into a victim, worth of compassion.

This was after his no-hold back interview with Moses.

Despite all the hate on social media, Larry Madowo reveals that he regrets nothing and found the post-interview anger on social media ‘amusing’.

 

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See Also:After KOT Savagely Roasted Him for His Interview with Moses Kuria, Larry Madowo Gets Schooled By A KTN Host

“I stand by my interview with Gatundu South MP Moses Kuria on Saturday night. All of it. If I were to do it again, I wouldn’t change a thing. For every action, there is a social media overreaction and this was no different. I was amused by the anger because most of the outraged people forgot that we’ve been here before.” He wrote in his Daily Nation column.

“…I refused to apologise, and for good reason. Politicians in Kenya are handled with such fragility that any serious pushing back on their rhetoric is met with resistance from the same public it harms. That is why we continue to call former MPs and failed aspirants“mheshimiwa” even when they never merited that honour, to begin with.” He defiantly wrote.

 

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Read the rest of the article here

LADIES: 5 Reasons Why Men Don’t Approach You

Dear Kenyan woman, you are probably wondering why guys are not showing you some love yet your BFFs are getting all the good guys. Guess what? It might actually be your fault. I personally like to approach all kinds of hard-to-get girls because of the adventure aspect of it. However, the reality is that not every guy has the time or courage for adventure. You might sit there waiting for a bold guy forever and he might come. Here’s why guys are passing on you

You move around with your girls

As guys, we are technically afraid of chicks in groups. They give us approach anxiety and create a temporary state of quasi-retarded mentality within us. Girls hanging out together like sheep make us nervous and even if we make great conversations with them, one of the girls will always judge us or attempt to cockblock us. We know we’re going to be evaluated as soon as we walk away so we’d rather not have a bunch of girls laughing behind our backs

I see some chicks walking in groups all the time and think it’s cool. Be your own woman. Give guys a chance to catch you alone. Another thing is that if you are not so hot, avoid walking around with your hot BFFs all the time. Guys will always desire them and forget you are there. And you will end up rubbing your privates by yourself every night.

You look and talk like a whore

Lemme not sound like your grandma and give you a lecture how men won’t respect you when you’re too easy. You probably know that already. That blue, purple or green hair isn’t going to help your case with real men. Neither will the skimpy dresses and obsessive drinking. You will forever be a chips funga and a container for men to dump their sperms.

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You think you are too classy

Classy is a no-go-zone for most men because they’ll definitely think you are too expensive to maintain or you are a gold digger. Be decent, not classy. By being classy, all you will get is the occasional sponsor who happens to be married or the rich, benz-driving bachelor who doesn’t believe in sleeping with one woman alone.

Smiling and eye-contact is inviting, while anger and looking like you’re too good for everyone, drives guys away. Try to give off positive vibes and more guys will approach you. Make your standards more realistic

You are too hot or too ugly

Being extremely pretty is a problem. And so is being ugly. The better looking you are, the more likely you are to be seen by men as “Out of their league.” You will create some form of cognitive impairment on every guy that spots you. However, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing. This just means that only the most confident men will approach you. So just sit tight and wait. If none is coming, you should consider being friendly making the approaches yourself. If you are ugly, try dressing well and showing off your other features like your personality or pretty ass.

You are hard to find

Some women just don’t give that opening physically for men to approach. Are you one of those girls that leave work or school and head straight to home? And when you’re doing so, you walk too fast like you have a bladder full of urine. Lady please. You think good guys will come looking for you at your home?

Then there are those girls that love hanging out with their male friends or colleagues all the damn time. By doing so, you appear taken. As guys, we can’t differentiate your male friend from your boyfriend. So we’d rather not intrude. We don’t want unnecessary fights. Reduce the amount of time you spend with your guy-friends

Transgender Audrey Mbugua Drops Another Shocker

Transgender activist Audrey Mbugua dropped the bomb at Senate Health Committee.

Audrey Mbugua made headlines years ago after it was revealed that he was a former Maseno University male student who changed his sexuality to be woman.

Audrey has fought several legal battles in court for the recognition of transgender people. Perhaps the most memorable court case was in 2014 when the High Court ordered the Kenya National Examinations Council to change Mbugua’s name on her academic certificates from Andrew to Audrey.

Audrey Mbugua is back in limelight again, she submitted a memorandum on the 2016 Health Bill seeking sex reassignment therapy to be permitted in the Health Bill.

Sex reassignment therapy can consist of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) to modify secondary sex characteristics, sex reassignment surgery to alter primary sex characteristics, and other procedures altering appearance, including permanent hair removal for trans women.[sic]

The transgender activist wants her kind to be allowed to under sex reassignment therapy in Kenyan hospitals.

“Transgender people are not Homosexuals (gays and lesbians), hermaphrodites, cross dressers or prostitutes. We propose inclusion of sex reassignment therapy to be permitted by this Act and inclusion in the Health Bill to solve these challenges.” Audrey’s memo read in part.

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Is Kalekye Mumo Dating Gospel DJ Sadic? She Finally Reveals the Truth about Nairobi’s Most Guarded Secret

For close to 3 years, the grapevine has had it that Kalekye and gospel deejay, DJ Sadic are in a romantic relationship.

This is after the two were spotted on numerous locations chilling together and supporting each other’s hustles.

The two remained mum about the rumour, but three years after it was revealed the two were an item, Kalekye has finally spoken about it during a Ghafla interview

“I think the reason why it was easy for people to jump on that and make a story out of it they could not understand how Kalekye Mumo could be friends with Gospel deejay, DJ Sadic.” I’m very connected with God and I got to meet DJ Sadic when we did a Juliani concert and I was Mceeing and Sadic was one of the DJ’s and I just loved how he played.” She revealed before adding that she had been a huge fan of DJ Sadic since his days at Capital. F.M.

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They got to hangout after the concert since they worked so well together and they later became friends.The two were spotted hanging out in Sadic’s gospel concerts, firing up rumors that they were an item.

“When the rumor came out, we laughed about it.” She revealed before adding that the reason she hangs out with Sadic is because he helped her in her spiritual growth. And that we should not look so much into her friendship with Sadic, they are just cool friends.

Watch the rest of the interview here:

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“Nlikua Nafikiri Moses Kuria Ni Mwanaume Nkaona Kama Maken** Imeisha Ndani Yake Kama Tunaingia Kwa Jela” Junet Mohamed Spills The Beans On Moses Kuria (Video)

So Gatundu South MP Moses Kuria has no balls!!! Suna East MP Junet Mohamed revealed this yesterday!

Yesterday, Pangani Six had a lunch with Cord Leaders at Kosewe Restaurant along Kimathi Street.

Also Read: Raila Odinga Grants Moses Kuria The ‘Osuga’ Wish

After the lunch, the politicians addressed members of the press who had gathered outside Kosewe waiting for them.

Suna East MP Junet Mohamed talked about their experience at Pangani Police Station. Junet revealed Moses Kuria had no balls.

“Kwa wale wazee walifungwa kwa jela mimi ndo nlikua kijana ndani yao. Na nliona siku ambayo tunaingia kwa jela usiku, nlikua nafikiri Moses Kuria ni mwanaume. Nkaona kama maken** imeisha ndani yake (laughs) kama tunaingia kwa jela.” Junet told members of the fourth estate.

Watch the clip below:

OPINION: Dr. Willy Mutunga’s Unhealthy Obsession With Sheng On Twitter Is NOT Funny,Is Insulting,Is Demeaning And Is Downright Annoying

Retired Chief Justice Dr. Willy Mutunga,famously known as the Supreme Court President who refused to ditch his earring for the sake of the job,seems to have found a new,disturbing hobby – obsessing over Sheng in a bid to,eeer,look cool or whatever.

Mutunga is a learned man. In fact,a VERY learned man. He’s been through the system,sat through insane hours of complex law classes,graduated with top honors,risen through the legal ranks to finally emerge as the Nation’s President of Justice,seen it all and done it all.

The last thing this man needs is a fleeting,desperate attempt to be accepted by the masses. He’s not a politician vying in a rundown,violent City Constituency. He’s not attempting to be the Country’s President (Not unless he is),he’s not the leader of a youth political outfit and is certainly not a public servant anymore.

But the gusto with which the man has embraced Twitter – and Sheng – is worrying and very confusing.

Mutunga thinks that,by speaking Sheng,he will appear more relatable and likable by the general masses. But he’s fundamentally wrong on one aspect – using Sheng on Twitter.

Twitter,especially the Kenyan Twittersphere,isn’t for the third-grade,downtown holloi polloi. Twitter is for the rather smart,educated and urbane population.

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Twitter is the swankier,more advanced version of Facebook and what have you. Twitter is for the bright,the sharp,the Java types,the aloof kids who sit at KFC all day and who still go to IMAX to catch the newest Hollywood blockbuster. Twitter is for the fortunate,the kids that go to Planet Yoghut at Sarit Centre every evening and the standoffish technophiles in that plush office in Kilimani.

Twitter isn’t what the regular broke bloke in Kangemi uses. It’s definitely not his cup of tea. Twitter is complex. So are it’s avid users.

Twitter is not the preferred medium of communication for the thugs who idle around Taveta lane all day chewing khat and whistling at women. It’s not what the boorish matatu touts along Kariobangi use on a daily basis.

Because THOSE are the people that speak Sheng on a daily basis. And LOVE Sheng. And use it in all of their interactions – formal or informal.

Most hardcore Sheng users are NOT on Twitter. But Mutunga is still using Twitter to endlessly propagate his thoughtless Sheng propaganda.

Sheng is a ghetto language for ghetto masses who spend most of their time chewing illegal substances,committing felonies,doing drugs,lazying around and hustling for menial jobs and cheap handouts.

By using Sheng on Twitter,Dr. Mutunga seems to be trying to lower himself to the level of the “common mwananchi” because,according to him,or his very useless handlers,the common mwananchi ONLY understands Sheng and can only respond to Sheng.

Mutunga must think that most of his followers on Twitter are cheap losers who didn’t do alot of schooling and the only way he can connect to them is by using Sheng – a language he believes they can understand best.

NEWS FLASH : That is the MOST demeaning and insulting thing to do to a group of people . Mutunga,or whoever updates his Twitter,must be a very judgemental,prudish and disparaging individual who only believes in stereotypes and a blanket generalization of masses.

It’s like talking gibberish to a little child. Even when the child can very properly understand proper language.

It’s like Hillary Clinton uses slang words and doing the “Dab” and dancing the “Nae Nae” to the black audiences in America in a bid to appeal to them.

It’s like Donald Trump eating a Mexican salad and wearing a rainbow necktie in a bid to appeal to the Hispanics and the LGBTQ communities in America.

That’s what we call social subjugation. And it’s downright annoying. Racist. Insulting and downgrading.

Mutunga MUST NOT use the disgusting version of Sheng he uses on Twitter to address Cabu Gah. I went to school. I know my English. I follow Dr. Willy Mutunga. I can consume a wholesome English tweet done by a former Chief Justice. It’s not too much for me to handle.

Mutunga MUST NOT use dated Sheng slang like “Wazito”, ‘Raiyaa’, ‘Whicha ‘ and’ Mraa ‘ to be able to effectively communicate to me. That is simply insulting my intelligence by stupidly assuming that I only respond to ghetto terminologies and nothing better than that

Also,the version of Sheng that Mutunga is using on Twitter is severely old fashioned,incomprehensible and viscerally terrible.

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Mutunga is in a desperate,almost infantile urge to be likable and relatable. And he must find all ways to appeal to “the masses” and attempt to look like them. And be like them.

Mutunga must think that he belongs to a very esteemed class in Society that it freaks him out himself. But just like a clueless,racist and tribal politician,he must try to lower himself to the “level” of his followers and the only way he can do that is by using a street language that is best understood by prostitutes and drug dealers and hustlers and pickpockets and hallucinating street children around the Globe Roundabout.

Justice Mutunga,Sheng is NOT the official language of young people. Just like fish is not the official meal of every Luo.

STOP insulting your followers.

STOP with the juvenile antics.

STOP the desperate attempts to be loved and liked.

STOP using that disgusting and outdated version of Sheng you’re using.

STOP the gimmicks and the cheapness.

Sheng is an evolving language. It changes overnight. You’re old. You’re past it. Just act your age. Speak your age. Respect yourself and respect your followers.

We are NOT that stupid. We know English too. Use it. Or quit tweeting.

I mean,You do not need to piece together nonsensical piles of downtown gibberish to appeal to me. I’m not easily excited by slum gobbledygook. Neither is 95% of Mutunga’s Twitter constituents.

Who is advising this man?

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Aspiring Politician Spoils The Pregnant Policewoman Who Was Spotted At Pangani Police Station Armed With Teargas Canisters Hanging On Her Neck (Photos)

Last week, a pregnant policewoman armed with teargas canisters caused a stir when Cord leaders and their supporters flocked Pangani Police Station to see ‘hate speech’ politicians.

A pregnant Agatha Wairimu became an instant sensation after she was seen carrying teargas canisters at Pangani Police Station, ready to deal with any eventuality.

Aspiring Politician for Nairobi Women Representative seat, Millicent Omanga, yesterday spoilt Agatha with numerous gifts during her baby shower.

Just a fortnight ago, Millicent invaded Mukuru Kwa Njenga slums where she brought goodies for slum dwellers.

Also read: After Spending Kes 5 Million At Capital Club, City Multimillionaire Businesswoman Hires Willy Paul To Make Her 34th Birthday Overwhelmingly Impressive

Agatha’s baby shower was also attended by other female police officers at Pangani Police Station. She’s expected to deliver her baby in September this year.

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“I Am Tired Of Being Pregnant .” Kiss F.M’s Linda Nyangweso Expresses Frustration after Reaching Her Due Date, But No Sign of Baby Just Yet!

Linda Nyangweso is ready to pop, but her baby who was due this month is not ready to make her arrival yet.

Taking to Instagram, the bubbly Kiss F.M presenter shared an update with fans, revealing that 9 months are now feeling like forever because everyone around her is hiving birth, but not her .

Mrs Osiro decided to express her frustration with this hilarious meme that had fans chuckling.

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Every phone call right now:
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Person-bado?!
Lynda- #lesigh bado!
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This is not the first time Linda has expressed how tired she was of being ‘knocked up’ .A few days ago, a local daily erroneously broke the news that Linda had become a mum and she wrote this reply.

Apparently I popped!lolzies!thanks #pulse! #fromyourlipstogodsear #tiredofbeingknockedup #ninemonthsfeelslikeforever cc @adelleonyango & @chipukeezy think I can use this to skyve jobo?! Didn’t think so!back on #kissdrive #theD today from 3pm! Thanks @adelleonyango for having my back as homa kicked my ass” 

Linda Nyangweso is expecting her first child with hubby Lance Osiro and the presents are already coming in. Including this cute pair of booties made by a colleague.

 

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After KOT Savagely Roasted Him for His Interview with Moses Kuria, Larry Madowo Gets Schooled By A KTN Host

There was a lot of noise on social media after NTV’s Larry Madowo announced that he would be sitting down for an interview with the resident provocateur, Moses Kuria .

KOT felt that it was not wise to host a ‘hate-monger’ on national TV. But Larry urged Moses to come in for the interview despite the interview’s frosty reception on social media.

The interview however did not go as planned as Larry seemed agitated and kept cutting off Moses Kuria and could not hide his distaste for the Gatundu M.P. The interview then escalated into a shouting match and not much information was gotten from the interviewee.

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KOT felt that Larry had gotten too big for his breeches and it didn’t take long for them to bite back.

They savagely attacked him, accusing him of being unprofessional and lacking objectivity. Some went to the extent of telling him to stick to interviewing socialites.

About a few hours ago, Tim Njiru of Ideal Space decided to school Larry on how to interview in an open letter.

Here is the letter:

Dear Larry Madowo,

I succumbed to peer pressure and watched that much talked about interview you had with Moses Kuria. Hmmm, the lighting was good, sound was perfect and no distortion at all. In fact I was waiting to see people walking past the camera like they do in most of your shows. I will assume that the technical team are getting great salaries. Well done.

I am not a TV interview expert though years of sitting In front of people of all ages and backgrounds has taught me one thing ….. a great interviewer listens… Listens harder, picks cues from the interviewee then uses those cues to bring the topic to a simmering point. A clever interviewee will know when to stop (assuming the noose is tight)

“Raarey” ….. Moses Kuria knew very well you weren’t tightening his noose. I mean the guy has studied your demeanor so many times on your Friday shows and knew who he was going to face. Moses unlike most of your guests is very intelligent and well spoken. You had an opportunity to intelligently bring this one out, but instead you antagonized the the man who we expected to say something small about the family he missed while in prison. That could have opened a can of worms (But hey, it’s none of my business)

 

Here’s what I would recommend…. Take some time off… Learn a few tricks and tips from your colleagues Mark Masai and Debarl Inea…. Read a few quotes from the greatest Larry King. Tune to BBC radio and realize that even Mathew Bannister uses simple English to bring the best from his interviewees.

And lastly, “Raaahrey” we all know that your character revolves around your Happy socks (and many more); quite frankly, I have no problem with that. But Please for Christ sake and for the entire fraternity, pull up those happy socks.

I say the above because you are and will be judged by your last story.

Warm regards

Tim Njiru

Rich Women Madness! Lovey Dovey Wife Buys Her Husband A Kes 34 Million Car As Father’s Day Gift (Photos)

While some women opted to cook chapati and chicken for their husbands on Father’s Day, a wife who knows how to treat her man spoilt her husband with a Kes 34 million car!

Last Sunday, June 19th was international Father’s Day; a day dedicated to honoring fathers and celebrating fatherhood, paternal bonds, and the influence of fathers in society.

While some men didn’t get as much as a mere “happy Father’s Day sweetheart”, some received VERY special treatment from their wives.

Mr. Holton Buggs was among the lucky men who reaped big on Father’s Day. His wife, Earlene Buggs, bought him a 2016 Rolls-Royce Dawn worth Kes 34 million.

“Papa’s got a new whip… Happy Father’s Day to the love of my life and the most AMAZING father on the planet!!! I don’t know which one of you is sexier…YOU or the exquisite new Rolls Royce DAWNYou’ve got my vote everyday of the year!!! Enjoy your beautiful new automobile. I love you, EB.” Mrs. Buggs praised her husband.

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Holton Buggs

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Earlene Buggs

Proud Police Officer! David Rudisha Stuns In His Official Police Uniform

Olympic champion and world record holder David Rudisha has wowed many with his latest police swag!

For starters, David Rudisha is a successful middle-distance runner who also happens to be a police officer in Kenya.

You would think with his success as an athlete Rudisha would quit his job as a police officer to concentrate on track activities, but this is not the case.

The world 800M record holder posed in official OCS uniform as he expressed his passion in serving the public.

“Many are used to seeing me on running outfits, but this is the other look outside the track! Proud Police Officer.” Rudisha captioned his photo.

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Just After Winning Groove Awards Ragga Artist Song Has Been Picked For An International Dance Tour (Video)

Momentum is an important factor in any career but it becomes priceless in a music career.When things start to happen plenty of doors open and opportunities keep coming as an artist’s stock in music rises.

One artist who not only has plenty of momentum going but is also doing a good job maintaining is Jfam. The gospel ragga artist has come quite a long way and is now earning fruits of his hard labour.

Fresh from winning the prestigious Groove Award 2016 for his song Wave with Jamaican Omari, the artist has not only been nominated for another award but he is also getting his music to new platforms. First his song is currently topping charts in the competitive Jamaican music industry.

His song the Wave has acted as his door opener as it has been taken up by international dance choreographer Luis Calancha who has made it his theme song for his world tour this year.

The tour features Salsa moves done based on the song and will tour Spain, Portugal, Italy, Poland,Austria,Slovenia,Brasil,Malaysia, Indonesia ,Germany ,Hungary,Romania,Belgium Kenya & Jamaica. He has also been nominated by the US based Sauti Awards for the male artist of the year.