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5 Ways Donald B Kipkorir, The Kenyan Lawyer Is Quite Similar To American Presidential Candidate Donald J Trump

He’s quickly becoming something of a legend… Not for his brilliant exploits in the corridors of justice,but for his social media notoriety and juvenile penchant to floss around his latest acquisitions.

He is a lawyer,alright but we are now knowing him more as the guy who has made the Internet his Reality TV show,sparring with bloggers and haters alike,splashing his photos of fortune and privilege across the web as if to spite the poor… Or to get back to a lover who left.

He’s Donald B Kipkorir. Or DBK… A name we are not sure is his stage name,username,nickname,abbreviation name,pimp name,code name,drug underworld circles name or strip club name.

He loves to ball – and to splash the Internet with the photos of his dinner dates,lunch dates and birthday trips to Dubai for a weekend (or a whole week) of nothing but heavy indulgences that will set him back tens of thousands of dollars.

Many call him the Deputy President’s friend.

Others see him as a rich,spoilt brat who has refused to grow up,settle down,get married and accept that he’s past it.

He must still think he’s 24. Driving the flashiest,noisiest turbo-fitted sports car down the college driveway,winking at the nubile girls walking down to class.

He’s now becoming a nuisance. A social media punching bag and the target of bile and vitriol from bloggers and fellow lawyers alike who find him obnoxious, off-putting and intolerable.

Still,he remains obdurately unrepentant.

He’s a Donald,after all.

So now… Here are 5 Ways American Presidential Candidate Donald Trump Is Quite Similar To Our Own Donald Kipkorir, The Lawyer.

1. Rich, Rich, Rich 
Both are called Donald. And both are terribly rich. Not EQUALLY rich,though. But rich nonetheless. Donald J Trump is worth a whopping $7 Billion dollars – that is according to his own inflated estimation. But according to Forbes magazine,the flame-haired fascist is worth roughly $4 Billion. That’s alooooooooooot of money. In fact,that’s wicked money. It’s mind-boggling. And downright insane. We are not sure what’s the net worth of our own Donald,the lawyer. But if he can afford weekly lunch dates at high-end eateries in Hurlingham and Westlands,picking up a tab running into hundreds of thousands of Kenya Shillings,just for steak and pork and some orange juice,you can rest assured that Donald Kipkorir is tantalizingly rich. Heck,he’s just acquired a Range Rover HSE 2016. Worth over 20 Million Kenya Shillings. That’s what we call RICH.

2. Proximity To Power 
Even before he made the unconventional decision of vying for President,and making such a shocking success in the primaries,Donald had been friends with power for a long time. He’d been friends with the Clintons even before he became their number one political rival. He’d been friends with corrupt New York mayors and Governors as New York is his playing ground and home to most of his high rise properties. And just like Trump,our own Donald does have friends in (very) high places too. To make the long story short,Deputy President William Ruto is one of his best friends. And just the other day,Governor Kidero was over at his home in Muthaiga for chai ya saa kumi. Hmmmm….

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Donald Trump and his wife Melania pose with the powerful Clintons who attended his wedding at Mar-a-Lago Estate in Palm Beach,Florida

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POWER: Donald Kipkoror poses with His Excellency Uhuru Kenyatta

3. Love To Showoff 
Both Donalds are notorious exhibitionists. They will let you know every little thing they’ve bought. As for the American Donald,he doesn’t buy little Range Rovers worth a measly $200,000. He buys REAL stuff. In real places. Like Trump will buy off a whole Island. Buy away an entire Golf course – and the surrounding village. Or buy a gold-plated Airbus like it’s nothing. Our less wealthy Donald buys stuff too – of a much lesser value though. He will waste no time in showing off his farm in Karen and houses in Rift Valley. Just like the Donald will waste no time in showing off his golf course in Scotland and private castle in Italy. And just like Trump, our Donald loves to have his name splashed across his automobiles. He has the initials DBK as his Range Rover number plates. The original Donald has the names ‘TRUMP’ on pretty much everything he owns – Towers,Jets,holiday homes,hotels,casinos,cars, underwear, everything. And it’s all in gold,in case you forgot.

4. Superficial 
Both Donalds are the cheapest pieces of crap in the World. Trump’s life is a joke – a petty affair that revolves around pretty bimbos,fast cars,jets and celebrity life. And our own Donald is pretty much the same… From the outside,they both don’t look like they really know what matters in life. To them,life is all a huge party where everything revolves around holidays and excessiveness and parties and wanton expenditure. Also,pretty women and vanity. Not a bunch you can take seriously. Not a pair that seems to take itself seriously. They don’t even take family serious – I mean,our Donald Kipkorir is not even married and doesn’t seem to give two hoots about starting a family (at least an official one) while the other Donald has been through some of the messiest and crappest marriages and divorces in the world. He has even confessed to finding his own daughter Ivanka sexually attractive and has said he would date her were she not his daughter. Gross. Both can be very vain and full of nothingness. Just pettiness and emptiness… That’s all they really are.

5. Refusal To Grow The F**K Up! 
None of the two exhibits the mannerisms and temperament of a man who has grown the f**k up. They’re both very childish and puerile in the way in which they publicly conduct themselves. For men their age,you expect a certain level of genteelness and class,a certain aspect of manliness and maturity but sadly,it’s lacking. The American Donald is a class 3 bully and a troll who loves to pick stupid fights with women and children both on Twitter and face to face. While our Kenyan Donald won’t just act like the learned friend he is preferring to conduct himself with the temperament and infantile excitement of a teenager on social media. Both desperately need to grow up,need to calm their balls and need to stop beefing with female media personalities. Donald Trump with Fox News’ Megyn Kelly and Donald Kipkorir with Nation’s Njoki Chege.

But rich people don’t need to be told how to act. They’ve already made it anyway…And they can be the biggest A-holes in the World if they wish to. Really.

Uhuru And Ruto Are Not Welcomed In Chuka Town! Angry People Deface Roads Named After The President And His Deputy (Photos)

Tharaka Nithi County literally won Uhuru 2013 presidency. How come people there are no longer receptive to the President and his deputy??

Renaming of roads in Chuka town, Tharaka Nithi County has caused friction between the national government and the county government.

The newly constructed roads were named after President Uhuru Kenyatta, DP William Ruto, Senator Kithure Kindiki and Chuka/Igambang’ombe MP Muthomi Njuki.

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Some of the roads named after politicians in Chuka Town

 

The omission of the name of Tharaka Nithi governor, Samuel Ragwa, in the renaming of roads which was done by Kenya Urban Roads Authority (KURA), is one of the reasons that caused dissention among residents.

Apparently there is bad blood between President Uhuru and Tharaka Nithi governor. Mr. Nithi skipped Uhuru’s visit to his county in 2013 saying he wasn’t involved in the arrangement of the president’s visit. (Just like what happened with Joho when Uhuru visited Mombasa without informing him)

Chuka residents woke up on Saturday morning to find road signs bearing Uhuru and Ruto’s names sprayed with black paint to conceal their names.

So who do you think vandalized the road signs in your own opinion????

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Credit: Nairobi News

 

Exclusive: This is the Apartment Njoki Chege Resides Along Thika Road and This What She Coughs up for Rent Every Month (PHOTOS)

She’s loved and loathed in equal measure but that does little to deter from her mission which always seems to elude most of us. Is it just to elicit hype or is she genuinely fielding her opinion we find ourselves asking but before we can finish deliberating, Njoki Chege is at it again with a hard hitting opinion piece.

And she doesn’t discriminate who she attacks with most of her jabs in the past being aimed at Subaru drivers and plus sized women. She had taken a backseat for a while until she came back last weekend baying for blood.

Her target this time was the ostentatious Donald Kipkorir whom she blasted for his flashy lifestyle which he shows off on social media. She took it upon herself to school the accomplished lawyer on just how opulence looks like setting the interwebs ablaze.

Many a times a lot of targets have retaliated by referring to her as a mere journalist with minimal resources and who hides from reality in a column, a route Donald Kipkorir also followed. Most of them have also said she doesn’t come close to leaving the kind of life she proclaims as she is subjected to a one bedroom apartment somewhere along Thika Road.

True to that, she does actually leave on Thika road as Ghafla has confirmed. A few meters away from Roasters on your way to Garden Estate where rent is approximately 25K for a one bedroom, 40 K for a two bedroom and 55k for a 3 bedroom.

We have exclusive photos of the apartment which you can see for yourself and draw your own conclusions. And don’t for a second think we pulled these off our asses,we have two of her neighbours confirming that indeed this is where she resides:

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This is the building adjacent to the apartment:

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While this is the dirt road that leads up to it:

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What A Simple Wedding! A Short Rapper Collo Steps On A Chair To Kiss His Tall Bride After They Exchanged Vows

It was a very simple celebrity wedding, less than 30 people attended Collo’s private wedding on Kiambu Road.

Rapper Collo exchanged vows in a rather low tone wedding that was held on Kiambu Road over the past weekend.

Two celebrities walked down the aisle on Saturday in separate weddings; Collo and gospel singer Deno are now husbands.

Collins Majale (Collo) married his fiancée Phibby Ida in a wedding that was held at the Kenya Judiciary Training Institute.

The private wedding was attended by a handful of relatives including Collo’s cousin Mluhya wa Busia aka Krisoff.

Citizen Radio’s Uncle Fred Obachi Machoka, actor/presenter Maqbul Mohammed and Robert Burale were some of the popular faces that attended Collo’s wedding.

Watch the clip below to see how Collo had to step on a chair to kiss his tall bride:

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Celebrities Show Overwhelming Support As Blind Gospel Singer Denno Finally Marries His Longtime Fiancée (Photos)

“Story Yangu” hit maker officially quit bachelorhood when he exchanged vows with his sweetheart in a colorful wedding ceremony.

Gospel singer Dennis Kariuki Karanja popularly known as Denno, walked down the aisle last Saturday with the love of his life, Faith Naliaka.

The two lovebirds exchanged vows at Good Shepherd Church on Ngong Road. The event a horde of well-wishers including celebrities.

Jesus is Alive Ministries’ bishop Margaret Wanjiru, Kambua, Bahati, Mbuvi popularly of “Kwata Kawaya”, Vicky Kitonga, comedian Ole Matope etc were among big names that turned up to show support to Denno.

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Rudisha Ni Mchawi! See How “King David” Made Other Athletes Sweat Profusely As He Comfortably Won Kenya Its Second Gold In Rio Olympics (Video)

Rudisha ni moto ya kuotea mbali. His long strides propelled him to victory in Rio, you should have seen the faces of his competitors trying to catch up with him!

Men’s 800m finals were held at 4am Kenyan time. A total of 8 athletes were on the track competing for three medals.

Three Kenyans made it to the finals of 800m; Alfred Kipketer, Nicholas Kiplangat Kipkoech and “King David”.

Rudisha was on lane 5, he was all composed as he waited for the gunshot to signal the start of the race. The race finally started and it was Alfred Kipketer who took the lead as he sprinted like Usain Bolt at the sound of the gunshot.

Kipketer comfortably led the first lap, he even managed to keep a safe distance between him and Rudisha who was on his trail.

But at the sound of a bell which signaled the final lap, Rudisha blew past Kipketer who was burning up like an old Isuzu on a steep vertical ascent in Sachangwan.

Rudisha’s long strides acted like some sort of turbo thrusters, he opened a huge gap between him and the man who finished second.

Kipketer was nowhere within the medal bracket, four athletes passed him while he struggling to fire up his ‘rockets’ to push him forward.

Rudisha cut the tape in 1 minute 42.15 seconds, he was followed by an Algerian and an American took the third spot.

“I dedicate this win to all my fans all over the world and above all to my country; Kenya. To all those who woke up at 4am to watch the race and for all your steadfast support throughout the years.” Wrote Rudisha after winning his second consecutive Olympic 800m gold medal.

Watch the video below to see howe Rudisha made mincemeat of other athletes in 800m finals:

16th August 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

David Rudisha did it again, he retained his Olympic gold medal even though he didn’t smash his record. Hyvin Jepkemoi won Kenya a silver medal in Women’s 3000m steeplechase, the race was won by a Kenyan who changed her nationality to become a Bahrain citizen. We will be updating you on that later, for now see the trending stories below:

#1Betty Kyallo finally Talks About The BMW She Is Accused Of Having Been Bought For By Joho

#2Revealed: This Is The Location Of The Dirty Restaurant Which Put Chicken On The Floor Next To A Toilet (Photos)

#3Amazing Photos Of Teresia Wairimu’s Lavish New Church That Even Uhuru Kenyatta Declared The Best Church In The World

#4Janet Mbugua Reveals The Truth About Her Alleged Second Pregnancy

#5Visiting American Songstress Rebuffs Chris Kirubi With His 1960s Seduction Style

#6Senior Bachelor MP Who Had Refused To Marry Finally Finds Love In A Young City Lawyer (Photos)

#7Haters Gonna Hate! Flamboyant Lawyer Donald B Kipkorir Shows Off More Of His Riches (Photos)

#8Diamond Ni Sharp Shooter! Zari Hassan Pregnant With Baby Number 5 Barely A Year After Diamond Knocked Her Up (Photos)

#9This Is The Church The Rich And Powerful Will Be Attending..Look At The Dignitaries Who Attended The Dedication Ceremony (Photos)

#10Donald Kipkorir Fires Back After Njoki Chege Claimed He Suffers From Short Men Syndrome

This Is The Church The Rich And Powerful Will Be Attending..Look At The Dignitaries Who Attended The Dedication Ceremony (Photos)

The recent unveiling of the new Reverend Teresia Wairimu’s church in Karen has set tongues wagging.

The caliber and number of guests in attendance as well as the majesty of the new church were major talking points throughout the weekend and today morning. The event in the greenery of Karen drew a rich vein of guests from international celebrity pastors and evangelists to local political elite and members of the clergy and even the Judiciary had its members attending.

Going by the guest list, this will be the church attended by who is who in Kenya. While the youthful celebrities and nouveau riche may flock to Mavuno and others to the Kiuna’s Jubilee Christian Church, the real elite will surely be found in the new home where they can get a modern dose of Gospel unlike their usual traditional churches.

Here are a sample of the guests in attendance

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Second Lady Rachel Ruto

 

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Reinhard Bonnke, Rachel Rutto and Teresa Wairimu

 

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Justices Martha Koome and Kihara Kariuki

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International evangelist Mike Murdoch second from right.

 

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Mr. & Mrs. Kabogo

 

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Jeff Koinange

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Big Ted

 

 

 

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Rev. Teresia and Bishop Allan Kiuna

 

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Uhuru Kenyatta 

 

 

 

Donald Kipkorir Fires Back After Njoki Chege Claimed He Suffers From Short Men Syndrome

Controversial Daily Nation columnist claims Kipkorir is overcompensating for his lack of height with a big car!

Njoki Chege has been a little lenient with her unsolicited attacks but has Friday she went HAM on flamboyant lawyer, Donald Kipkorir.

In her article on Daily Nation dubbed “Wealth doesn’t announce itself on social media”, Njoki alluded that Kipkorir was another case of a man suffering from shortness syndrome.

The Daily Nation columnist claimed a man above 20 wouldn’t turn to social media to shamelessly display his fortune. She went on to say Kipkorir, just like men of his short stature, was trying to compensate for his shortness with the announcement of his big car arriving.

Kipkorir was obviously irked by Njoki Chege’s bashing and he decided to fire back at her. He claimed her unwarranted attacks were the reason why she lives in cheap apartments on Thika Road.

“Those, whose stock-in-trade is malevolent & spiteful hatred of success is reason they are & bloggers living in cheap apartments on Thika Rd!” Kipkorir tweeted.

Wow! City Millionaire Repeats The WHOLE Mombasa Awards With Much Better,Expensive Trophies!! (Photos)

The original Mombasa Awards were marred by unsightly trophies that looked more like something a child carved out of decaying logs than something a deserving artist should take home and place on his cabinet.

They were oddly-shaped,probably made of rotten wood,shoddily painted and weak as hell. And also,a ridiculous attempt to jack off the BET Awards design.

Don’t even get me started on the illiterate guy who scribbled words across the base of the trophy. Overall,it was one huge,terrible joke.

And then some multi-millionaire philanthropist came to the rescue vowing to not just buy better trophies for the Coastal artists but also REPEAT the whole Awards Ceremony afresh… From the top.

Yes,it did cost him millions to buy the gold-splashed awards,hire out the entire venue,book performances,bring together a team of organizers,book an MC,hire a powerful sound system,provide transportation and allowances for the celebs,book hotel rooms for his entourage, etc etc but still,he had to do it. And he did do it.

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TERRIBLE: The Mombasa Awards trophy that mimicked the sleek BET Awards trophy.

And now,a week after the initial awards,which were organized by some not-so-smart kids, Joe Kariuki decided to make the Awards as glitzy,glamorous,gorgeous and memorable as Awards should be. Also magnificent.

And it did happen.

Last Friday,Coastal celebrities and businessmen,politicians and fans gathered in large numbers at the swanky Azure Lounge for a second edition of the Mombasa Awards.

It was pure pomp and glamor as the local celebs took to the plush red carpet and later to the podium to be re-awarded with much better and more alluring trophies made of special metals and irons and coated with sprinklings of Gold and diamonds.

The dazzling event lasted the whole night with many electrifying performances by the Coastal artists,beautiful speeches,much laughter and pomp,and with Joe closing out the glitzy night in a style only an endowed rich kid can.

At last,trophies that will last the test of time. And trophies you would definitely want your Mom to see. And hold.

Why everyone is making fun of Mombasa awards

LEFT; The new sleek Awards that Joe Kariuki and his Candy Empire crew presented to the Artists afresh.

 

Vera Sidika Reveals How Deep Huddah Monroe HIV/AIDS Insult Hurt Her And What She Has Done To Prevent Another Repeat (video)

To lead a life as that of Vera Sidika’ calls for a thick skin the size of your assets notwithstanding.

You need to stand to a daily scrutiny of your life and judgment from the public and insults from your competitors. However, one can only take so much before suffering a meltdown and Vera has takled about one recent incident that left her a bit scarred. Vera’s arch nemesis Huddah Monroe took her to the very limits in their recent online battle that left her wounded.

Vera has revealed her emotional situation in the whole debacle which saw her taking a HIV test on camera. In an interview with Millard Ayo, Vera revealed that allegations by Huddah that she was infected by HIV hurt her the most especially since she had lost a close family member to the condition.

She finally understood the stigma suffered by those living with the disease. As result she says she found the inspiration to start an organization that deals with sensitizing the youth on the dealing with the stigma that comes with the disease.

Vera still feels the innocent party blaming Huddah for everything saying this time she needed to end the issues once and for all. Huddah will be happy wherever she is for having caused such hurt and being the unwilling muse to Vera Sidika’s new idea.

 

 

 

Janet Mbugua Reveals The Truth About Her Alleged Second Pregnancy

Celebrities’ tummies don’t grow an inch bigger without Kenyans noticing!

How fast? The question many asked when unconfirmed news claimed Janet Mbugua was pregnant with a second child.

Baby Ethan Huru Ndichu was born sometimes in October last year, as in he hasn’t clocked one yet the mommy is pregnant again???

News of Janet Mbugua being pregnant with baby number two made many to wonder whether she was joining the league of Akothee and Zari who have a knack for popping out babies.

The rumors were started by Cyprian Nyakundi who wrote an article claiming the Citizen TV anchor had been knocked up again. Even without confirming with his source!

True Janet’s belly could be a little bigger than before Ethan came but she’s not pregnant. She exclusively confirmed to Ghafla the protruding belly was just a normal mommy tummy and not a baby bump.

Amazing Photos Of Teresia Wairimu’s Lavish New Church That Even Uhuru Kenyatta Declared The Best Church In The World

“We serve a rich and generous God…Halleluyia!

That is a refrain and a call you always get to hear in any church as they announce their blessings and preach prosperity. Well, Reverend Teresia Wairimu just put an Amen to that with the unveiling of arguably the biggest and most lavish church in Kenya.

Over the weekend, all roads led to the new home for Faith Evangelistic Ministries in Kenya. It was a grand ceremony for a grand church. The dedication service unveiled to Kenyans a ‘Five Star church experience’ even Solomon would have been proud.

From the mammoth sanctuary, the seats and podium, the comfy seats and the illumination, the congregation lacks for nothing. Here are photos of the church:

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Revealed: This Is The Location Of The Dirty Restaurant Which Put Chicken On The Floor Next To A Toilet (Photos)

Viral photo of slaughtered chicken spread all over on the floor next to a toilet caused panic in Nairobi. The dirty restaurant has been identified!

Some speculated doing away with chicken at fast food joints after seeing the viral photo of the hygiene insensitive restaurant.

While public panic and the fear were real, the restaurant isn’t actually located anywhere close to Nairobi or Kenya for that matter.

Call it internet false alarm, the photo was actually taken in the Middle East, Iran to be precise. Apparently a poultry slaughterhouse in the Iranian city of Ray is the one which has no taste for hygiene.

The viral photos were taken during a raid by Iranian veterinary and security officers on a filthy slaughterhouse.

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Credit: Tuko

Betty Kyallo finally Talks About The BMW She Is Accused Of Having Been Bought For By Joho

Betty Kyalo has responded on a long talked about issue, her BMW x5.

For so long, a number of people have suggested that it was a romantic gift from Mombasa governor Ali Hassan Joho and is what led to the separation of the couple. She has taken the rumors and criticism in silence but this time round she decided to respond to her critics.

It all started when a fan complimented the beauty of her BMW. Hardly had Betty expressed her gratitude than trolls emerged questioning where she got it while another asked her to look for ‘scholarships not sponsorships’.

The TV beauty response was sarcastic and pretty cold. Here are her responses and what she thinks anyone needing to know how she got the BMW should do;

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Senior Bachelor MP Who Had Refused To Marry Finally Finds Love In A Young City Lawyer (Photos)

Unmarried in 40s! His ‘single’ status prompted council of elders to threaten him to marry or to forget about his 2017 re-election bid.

Society expects quadragenarians to be married and even have a kid or two. But Emurrua Dikirr MP Johanna Ngeno hasn’t found his rib yet, and he seems not to be in a hurry to settle down.

Trans Mara Sub-County Kipsigis Council of Elders Chairman, Alexander Kosgei, warned the legislator of losing votes in 2017 polls if he doesn’t marry.

Mr. Ngeno has maintained marriage was not a priority for him even though he feels he should settle down with a woman.

Apparently Ngeno’s love has been brewing off-the-camera. Ghafla! stumbled upon photos of the Emurrua Dikirr MP and his sweetheart.

The lawmaker is in a relationship with a lady lawyer only known as Nayia. Ghafla! has been told that Ngeno and Nayia have already laid groundwork for their wedding which will take place before 2017.

Bet Kipsigis Council of Elders will now endorse his re-election bid!

Below are photos of the lovebirds:

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Haters Gonna Hate! Flamboyant Lawyer Donald B Kipkorir Shows Off More Of His Riches (Photos)

If you thought the rants online and even Njoki Chege’s rancorous article will stop or even tame flamboyant lawyer Donald Kipkorir, then you were wrong.

Not only did he fire a rejoinder, he even stated his case with the Bible and asked people to stop hating success. To drive his point further especially to those who thought he had just landed a few millions, DBK went on to further flaunt his blessings. Palatial homes, more machines were in display and he is certainly not giving a hoot to naysayers.

While many have been quick to castigate him, it really does beat logic since everyone on social media takes time to celebrate their achievements and amazing experiences. You really do not want someone with a range to floss having bought a Probox  or to be sharing quotes that’s just pretense especially since he has not forced you to be on his wall.

He has his crowd of supporters including his learned friend the self-professed Grand Mullah, Ahmednasir Abdullahi  who not only provided further religious teachings on the need to declare blessings but also said his learned friend’s story is an inspiration. Here is the latest from DBK:

 

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The mansion he built for his mum in the village

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Donald Kipkorir weekend home in Nanyuki

 

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Donald Kipkorir house in Kilimani and his Jeep

 

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Donald Kipkorir Karen Home and his Mercedes

 

Visiting American Songstress Rebuffs Chris Kirubi With His 1960s Seduction Style

Lesson number one; don’t try to win over flourishing American songbirds with material things. This is why billionaire Chris Kirubi failed to woo Mya to his private lake.

Thursday night witnessed some sort of contest between Governor Evans Kidero and Chris Kirubi as they tried to outmaneuver each other to win over American singer, Mya.

Also Read: Chris Kirubi Tries To Win The Love of Visiting American Songbird With His Private Lake On His 1,000 Acres Parcel Of Land In Thika

Well, Mya rejected Chris Kirubi’s offer to join him at his private lake; reason being the tycoon used the wrong seduction technique to woo Mya.

A woman like Mya probably has gotten lots of invitations by dollar billionaires, so Kirubi’s private lake wouldn’t really fascinate her into jumping in a chopper or a vehicle and go visit the lake.

The American singer told Nairobi News she wanted food and not a private lake.

“People kept sending me pictures of their lakes to go their instead, I didn’t know the comedy that was involved. I didn’t get to go for the date because I didn’t get any food.” Mya told Nairobi News in an interview.

While Kirubi’s financial might failed to win over Mya, Nairobi Governor got it right and finally had a date with the eye candy.

Mya, 112 and Ginuwine visited Kidero at City Hall last Friday. Kidero even had time to pose with Mya in a tight embrace!

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Diamond Ni Sharp Shooter! Zari Hassan Pregnant With Baby Number 5 Barely A Year After Diamond Knocked Her Up (Photos)

It seems Zari Hassan and Akothee are in some sort of fertility contest with each of them going for the coveted prize of most popped babies in 2016.

Ugandan billionaire Ivan Ssemwanga sired three kids with Zari Hassan before she ditched him for Diamond Platnumz. Zari hurriedly got pregnant with Diamond’s kid last year in August.

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Zari and her kids

 

Well, Diamond has impregnated his wife again even before Tiffah could learn how to speak. The Tanzanian superstar confirmed she had knocked up his wife going on to reveal that this time round he’s expecting a baby boy.

“Looking so sexy, my Beautiful and cute Wife Zari the Boss Lady!!!… Please tell what would you like me to name my Upcoming Son?…(Tafadhali niambie Mtoto wangu wa kiume unadhani akija nimwite jina gani…?)” Diamond captioned a photo of Zari.

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Wow! Miracles Happen: Scandy Chelangat The Girl Who Had The Insufferable Eye Tumor Finally Gets Home In Kericho To A Grand Homecoming Party (Photos)

Back in March last year, Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko through his Sonko Rescue Team came to the aid of a young girl suffering from a tumor in her eye.

The local experts had given up on her gruesome condition and the family was cash strapped to fly her to India. Sonko paid for her treatment flight and stay in India and the girl made it back to the country after a successful surgery.

She has been staying in Nairobi with a guardian Donnie Langat as she recovered and over the weekend she finally returned home in Kericho to quite a big homecoming party. The Senator shared photos of a now confident, calm and jovial Scandy Chelangat before and after the surgery and for the party too. Here are the photos

 

 

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15th August 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

Jemima Sumgong gave Kenya its first Olympic gold in Women’s marathon when she cut the tape in 2 hours 24 minutes 4 seconds. So far Kenya has only bagged a single gold in Rio but today the spirit will be high as David Rudisha is expected to win gold in 800m finals. Meanwhile Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt became the first man to win gold in three consecutive Olympics, he finished first in men’s 100m finals last night. Rio Olympics aside, below are the trending stories this Monday morning:

#1“I Am The Richest Musician In Kenya” Prominent Gospel Artist Now Declares

#25 Skyscrapers That Will Make Nairobi The Dubai Of Africa. The One Under Construction In Upper Hill Will Be The Tallest In The Continent (Photos)

#3Why Gospel Singer Ringtone Will Not See The Kingdom Of God- Luke 6:20

#4How Blessed! Mercy Masika Celebrates New Triplets In The Family (Photo)

#5Revealed! Here Is Why Flamboyant Lawyer Donald Kipkirui Doesn’t Want To Marry, How He Made His Money and The Number Of Children He Has With Baby Mamas

#6Chris Kirubi Tries To Win The Love of Visiting American Songbird With His Private Lake On His 1,000 Acres Parcel Of Land In Thika (Photos)

#7One Of Nyeri’s Most Dangerous Criminals Finally Gets Arrested…And She Is Pregnant (Photo)

#8It Goes Down In The DM! Vera Sidika Shares a Disturbing Picture Of the Ridiculously Big ‘Manaconda’ Someone Sent Her (NSFW)

#9How A Kiambu Politician Was Lured Into Having Images Of Both Him And A Woman In Their Birthday Suits Taken

#10“I Was With My Brother When Mwende Was Attacked.” Stephen Ngila’s Sister Claims as Her Brother Faces Attempted Murder Charges for Chopping His Wife’s Hands Off

How Blessed! Mercy Masika Celebrates New Triplets In The Family (Photo)

Mercy Masika is quite a happy person following her new role.

The award winning musician just welcomed triplets to her family and she is very ecstatic. The mother of two who is always happy in her role as a mother will now have to play doting and caring after her sister Jedidah Masika delivered triplets. She shared the news today and you can be sure given the tasking role of caring for triplets in their infancy, Mercy Masika’s hand will be frequently needed.

Here is the photo of the three little angels;

Praise God with me, my sister @jedidahmasika has delivered TRIPLETS.(three babies)

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Why Gospel Singer Ringtone Will Not See The Kingdom Of God- Luke 6:20

Brethren, the gospel industry is under siege. The once piously good ministry has been invade by few servants of the Lord. Leading in this ugodly trend is singer Alex Apoko. For starters,Alex is a local gospel singer popularly known as Ringtone. Ringtone is not your ordinary musician, he has managed to fake a streetlife even as photos of him while in form two in Nyansiongo Boys High school emerged.

Ringtone is that wealthy artiste, he owns a fleet of latest posh cars. He was never a street kid!

Today in the morning the servant of God whether by default of design, paraded his fleet of cars with a caption. He wrote ” I AM THE RICHEST MUSICIAN IN THE REPUBLIC OF KENYA AND I GIVE ALL THE GLORY TO GOD. SOME OF THIS MALICIOUS,CRAZY AND STUPID ALLEGATIONS THAT THEY KEEP RECYCLING IS PURE ENVY BECAUSE OF MY GOD GIVEN SUCCESS….”

Enough of my yapping. Read these verses brethren,

Luke 16:19-31 “There was a rich man who was clothed in purple and fine linen and who feasted sumptuously every day. And at his gate was laid a poor man named Lazarus, covered with sores, who desired to be fed with what fell from the rich man’s table. Moreover, even the dogs came and licked his sores. The poor man died and was carried by the angels to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried, and in Hades, being in torment, he lifted up his eyes and saw Abraham far off and Lazarus at his side. …”

Luke 6:20 “…and he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said: “Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God. “Blessed are you who are hungry now, for you shall be satisfied. “Blessed are you who weep now, for you shall laugh”, reads Luke 6:20.

Peter 5:6 “Humble yourselves, therefore, under the mighty hand of God so that at the proper time he may exalt you”

For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.”

John 6:53 “So Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you”

Luke 14:11”For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.”

James 5:1”Come now, you rich, weep and howl for the miseries that are coming upon you.

Matthew 6:19-21 “Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal, but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also”.

1 Timothy 6:6-10 ”Now there is great gain in godliness with contentment, for we brought nothing into the world, and we cannot take anything out of the world. But if we have food and clothing, with these

we will be content. But those who desire to be rich fall into temptation, into a snare, into many senseless and harmful desires that plunge people into ruin and destruction. For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evils. It is through this craving that some have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many pangs”.

1 Timothy 6:6-10 ”Now there is great gain in godliness with contentment, for we brought nothing into the world, and we cannot take anything out of the world. But if we have food and clothing, with these

we will be content. But those who desire to be rich fall into temptation, into a snare, into many senseless and harmful desires that plunge people into ruin and destruction. For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evils. It is through this craving that some have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many pangs”.

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Proverbs 23:4-5 Do not toil to acquire wealth; be discerning enough to desist. When your eyes light on it, it is gone, for suddenly it sprouts wings, flying like an eagle toward heaven.

Proverbs 23:4-5 Do not toil to acquire wealth; be discerning enough to desist. When your eyes light on it, it is gone, for suddenly it sprouts wings, flying like an eagle toward heaven.

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Revealed! Here Is Why Flamboyant Lawyer Donald Kipkirui Doesn’t Want To Marry, How He Made His Money and The Number Of Children He Has With Baby Mamas

Donald Kipkorir is a man who doesn’t shy from publicity and hardly gives a hoot of what the general public thinks of him and whatever media misconstrues of him are.

However, his recent stunt of flossing the latest Range Rover Sports in place got so much attention than any of his previous public displays of affluence. In an interview with Jackson Biko for Nairobi News, DBK got to reveal a previously unknown side of him from his work, his flamboyance and family and marriage.

From as boy who grew up in poverty in the village his drive for success and his enjoyment of is expected. DBK calls it a celebration of life. He denied being a slave to material stuff as he discussed how he began his career form his one and only employer Moses Wetangula to his private practice.

For those who doubted if he spends what he earns, he boasts a wide portfolio of clients past and present for state corporations to private companies and has built a reputation as one of the most successful and skilled corporate lawyers.

We did rank him as one of the most eligible bachelors in town at 48 years and the good lawyer did confirm that. He revealed the reason why he is not getting married to be his experience of his mum and father’s marriage. According to DBK this could have affected his view of marriage as he is quoted saying

My mum didn’t have the best of marriages. My dad died about seven years ago, but he wasn’t the best father or husband. My mum wasn’t the happiest woman and I don’t want to have such a relationship. But I don’t want to have a marriage like my parents’. Maybe that’s one of the issues that’s holding me back.”

This is not to say he doesn’t have children the lawyer revealed to have several children both biological and adopted. The children live with their mothers something the lawyer says he has found to be challenging due to limited time. 

How A Kiambu Politician Was Lured Into Having Images Of Both Him And A Woman In Their Birthday Suits Taken

An MCA has narrated how he was lured and set up to a nude pictures extortionist scam.

Kijango MCA Matiru Mwarage was appearing before the court when he narrated his ordeal at the hands of one Ms Catherine Wanjiku, Millicent Wairimu and an unidentified man. He was lured by Catherine, with whom they had business to her house. While in there a man claiming to be Wanjiku’s husband came in along with Ms. Wairimu and assaulted him.

He then demanded that the MCA goes to the bedroom with Wanjiku and undress. He then took photos of the two and started extorting the MCA. Mr. Mwarage says he was required to provide 100k but he only had about a quarter that amount. On further negotiations the amount reached 50k and he paid out the 23 he had and he was to get a friend deliver 30k .

On being set free the MCA cried out for help and the suspects fled away but the ladies were caught soon after and arrested. The two ladies now face counts of extortion and they are an increasing example of how many women are embracing different forms of crimes where they are as ruthless and conniving as the male criminals.

5 Skyscrapers That Will Make Nairobi The Dubai Of Africa. The One Under Construction In Upper Hill Will Be The Tallest In The Continent (Photos)

Their designs not only defy gravity but will also shape Nairobi skyline in the years to come, Kenya’s capital is set to tower over the rest of Africa!

UAP Towers in Upper Hill recently overtook Times Towers to be the tallest skyscraper in Nairobi. But the 33-storey building will not hold its record for long.

A number of beautifully designed skyscrapers have been proposed or are currently under construction in the capital.

Below is a list of skyscrapers that will revolutionize Nairobi skyline to mirror Dubai:

1. Britam Towers

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(Artistic impression of Britam Towers)

Britam Holdings Ltd is building a unique skyscraper in Upper Hill. The 32-storey skyscraper will be complete by mid-2016.

The skyscraper has already muscled itself up in the sky to become one of the most visible structures towering Upper Hill area.

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(Britam Towers under construction)

 

2. Hass Twin Towers

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(Artistic impression of Hass Towers)

Excavation for Africa’s tallest skyscraper started in November 2015 in Upper Hill. Hass Tower will overtake South Africa’s 50-storey Carlton Centre in Johannesburg to be Africa’s tallest building.

70-storey Hass Tower/Pinnacle Tower will stand at 300m (980ft), 77m higher than Carlton Centre’s 223m (732ft). The project also encompasses a second tower which will be 45-storey.

The project designed jointly by Archgroup and Meinhardt Group, will consist of a 45 storied luxury hotel tower, a 70 storied office tower, class A retail space, a helipad and a parking.

 

 

3. Prism Towers

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(Artistic impression of Prism Towers)

Architects must have had rough time designing this tower. Once completed, 34-storey Prism Towers will stand 133m in Third Ngong Avenue.

The building which is currently under construction will house world class amenities that includes; jogging track around the building, swimming pool and gym etc.

The unique design of Prism Towers makes it an architectural masterpiece that will forever shape Nairobi skyline.

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(Prism Towers under construction)

 

4. Hazina Trade Center

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(Artistic impression of Hazina Trade Center)

The new NSSF-owned skyscraper will briefly be the tallest building in Kenya once complete sometimes this year.

The construction of 39-storey Hazina Trade Centre stalled for a while over a court dispute between NSSF and Nakumatt.

Hazina Trade Centre is located just behind Nakumatt Lifestyle in the CBD. It will be tallest building in Kenya, and the region for a while before Hass Towers takes the crown.

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(Hazina Trade Center under construction)

 

 

5. CBK Pension House

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(Artistic impression of CBK Pension House)

The Central Bank of Kenya (CBK) Pension Scheme has laid groundwork for the construction of a 27-storey building next to the offices of the President, Deputy President and the Police headquarters.

The Kes 2.4 billion building will mainly house government offices even though there will also be space for private sector tenants.

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(Artistic impression of CBK Pension House)

Credit: Nation

Binyavanga Wainaina’s Nigerian Counterpart Calls Him A ‘Silly Child’ Before Spilling the Dirt on the Respected Author in a Fiery Twitter Beef

Nothing escalates quite like a war of words on Twitter and today Binyavanga Wainaina and Nigeria’s El Nathan John had  people bringing out their cups for some of the tea.

“I will not forgive El Nathan John. What he did was cowardly, small minded, and deliberate. He `did it because it would make him a celebrity.”Binyavanga fired the first salvo at 10:42 a.m this morning.

It was swiftly followed by a series of Tweets that included him accusing Nathan of bringing Chimamanda down.

 

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Less than an hour later, ElNathan shot back with a series of tweets.“What did he do to you people kept asking? I f**ked with his friend he said. What a silly child” Elnathan tweeted indicating there was more to this heated tweef than met the eye.

Elnathan confirmed it with “I wish the hatred @BinyavangaW had for me was about literature. We could have been writing great disses. But no. Gutter moves.”

He then accused Binyavanga of being a literary hit-man.

“The one reason why @BinyavangaW is upset is because they put out a literary hit on me. And it failed. Woefully. He even admitted it. “You people thought you could block my work.” I said “I blocked you, not your work,” @BinyavangaW corrected, admitting the sabotage.

Here is Elnathan’s full response:

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Worrying Trend : Are Fake Weddings Becoming The Latest Celebrity Publicity Stunts??

Our local celebrities are some of the most uncreative hobos.

They will do anything (however bland) to remain relevant including having to imitate foreign genres,flock abroad to shoot videos,make hasty collaborations with African superstars and do whatever it is they humanly can to not fall off the radar.

Rarely do they innovate,create,invent… To most of them,they’re just waiting by the sidelines waiting to jump into the gravy and gravitate towards whatever’s cutting and whatever’s current.

Imitation is their second name and they won’t think twice about having to pull off a stunt that has been repeatedly pulled in the past. As long as it worked the last time,it will work today,they believe.

Lately,there’s been a sickening trend of reducing a holy matrimony ceremony into a farce,a joke and a celebrity prank pulled off to create hype and generate a buzz.

It all started with Jaguar back in 2014 when he flew down to the South of Africa to shoot a music video for his song One Centimeter.

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Jaguar’s shock South African ‘wedding’ photos

After behind the scenes photos of the shoot were leaked to the media,Kenyans erupted into a ball of hasty conclusions declaring that Jaguar has wedded abroad.

Jaguar himself didn’t address the rumors until it was time to. He kept mum and watched the media (and bloggers) spin everything out of control declaring him a newly-married man. He must have found it very amusing.

There were many mysteries – who was the lucky girl? Was she Kenyan!? Where was the wedding held? How did we not see this coming?

Later,it all ended up as a big joke as those photos were just Jaguar and his on-screen flame acting for a music video. It was all a script. And nothing more.

We were caught flat-footed.

Couple years later and flamboyant singer and socialite Akothee pulled off a similar stunt. In the same country – South Africa.

Again,we all jumped into the bowl of conclusions gawking over the HD photos of a beaming Akothee lifted high by a pink-skinned chubby dude we all decided was her husb

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Akothee’s allaged actual wedding photos

Bloggers – and the larger media – jumped into the soup and butchered the whole scenario declaring that Akothee had gotten married to a Caucasian dude in South Africa.

The lie lasted a full three days.

Akothee did nothing to address the rumors. She,just like Jaguar before her,watched the interesting twists on social media with much glee,basking in the limelight and the huge buzz her ‘fake’ wedding had caused.

Later,it turned out that Akothee was still very much unmarried and that all of what we saw were mere photos of a music video shoot. It was all a script,yet again,for her song Yuko Moyoni which,by the way,tanked immensely.

It seemed like someone had noticed a trend and now,to greatly capture the attention of Kenyans, all you had to do was simulate a wedding,leak the photos around and watch as the media disintegrates into misinformation and inaccuracy.

Having seen that the prank was actually working,some not so creative fellows at the Churchill Academy decided to pull off the same old stunt some two weeks ago at the All Africa Stand Up Laugh Festival held at the Carnivore Grounds towards the end of July.

As the most anticipated curtain-raiser, Churchill’s team disclosed to the media that Churchill would be revealing his wife for the first time in Kenya.

The story caught fire. Went viral and contributed greatly to the immense interest in the upcoming comedy bonanza.

The day came and Churchill,immaculately clad in a black tuxedo,strode onto the stage to an uproarious welcome to conduct a mock wedding to some light-skinned lanky model.

Yet another fake weeding was pulled off… And Kenyans crumbled into a collective ‘aaaawwws’.

None of it was real though. Just like Akothee and Jaguar,it was yet another major Celebrity pulling off the same old news-baiting prank- Fake Wedding.

Currently,that footage of Churchill’s mock wedding has attracted the MOST views any Churchill video has ever attracted in YouTube. It’s running into the hundreds of thousands of views less than a month after it was uploaded.

And now ,yet another uncreative clown has pulled off the same stint less than three weeks after Churchill pulled off his version.

Bahati has never been the most original of Kenyan artists. Seriously.

He’s a deeply flawed singer with deeply-terrible musical skills who will jump onto any catchy trend and try to benefit off of it as much as he gluttonously can.

Yesterday,Bahati did a ‘wedding’ too. Apparently. Complete with a picture and whatnot.

The story is now being thrown around the media and bloggers have taken it all up,pushing it across the table like a sack of cash.

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Bahati and his wife…apparently.

Even DJ MO,Bahati’s close friend (I prefer associate) took to Facebook to ‘congratulate’ Bahati on the wedding writing,

I told you I got it , u did chini ya Maji now we all know – let’s all celebrate @bahatikenya – Finally ameoa

Psssssh. What rubbish!

Traditionally,Bahati himself won’t speak about the wedding just so he doesn’t spoil the broth. He will prefer to,just like the pioneers of this now-lame trend,keep mum about it all and let the rumors abound.

He knows he didn’t do a wedding. But he won’t be so stupid as to make that clear… Not this early.

We must first be fooled and pranked and then the truth will be revealed some couple weeks down the line.

Truth is, Bahati was shooting a music video for some love song called Mapenzi he wants to release tomorrow but we must first deal with the fake wedding… As a buzz-creator and a publicity stunt for the upcoming song.

I quite can’t tell why but Kenyans seem to be morbidly interested in sudden Celebrity weddings and you can be sure you will grasp the nation’s attention if you stage some snap wedding at some exotic location.

But weddings are,or at least should be,solemn,godly affairs that signify the blessed union of man and woman and such spiritual affairs should not be turned into objects of mockery and pranks and/or media stunts.

Weddings take time to plan,eat up a huge chunk of one’s finances,have a huge emotional toll on the lovebirds,involve very serious aspects of extended families and also take a lot of prayers and dedication to pull off and it’s a shame that a solemn affair like that is now being stupidly used as a accessory and a cheap publicity stunt for our local celebrities most if whom will never actually get married in a Church wedding to understand just how much work it takes to actually do a wedding.

By mocking such a dignified,religious ceremony,our celebrities have totally lost the plot and continue to show us just how direly they need proper advisers and publicity management planners.

Before the year ends,there’ll be yet another celebrity pulling off the same fake wedding stunt.

As if we are not terribly sick of the nonsense already.

“I Am The Richest Musician In Kenya” Prominent Gospel Artist Now Declares

A gospel musician has declared himself the richest musician in the Kenyan scene.


In a showbiz that has always lacked the numbers to really ascertain the worth of musicians, it is left for the individuals to lay claim on whatever they feel is their worth. One Ringtone Apoko is no stranger to making sweeping claims, controversial or not. He actually thrives and lives off the storm his statements cause.

So this morning he decided to address certain people who by his descriptions seem to be doing the work of ‘Madimoni’ and want to detract him from his work. In a lengthy post done totally in Caps to drive the point home, Ringtone flossed his wealth while claiming to himself the title of Kenya’s richest musicians and if you thought he gave two shits about the Gospel advice of being humble… he can’t be play down God’s blessing can he?

Read also:Why Gospel Singer Ringtone Will Not See The Kingdom Of God- Luke 6:20

His latest rant will sure draw replies and admonishments but Ringtone with his business and mansion of a house with a lifestyle that is ever growing lavish will still be there to answer. Here is the post and the glimpse he provided about his wealth

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“I Am The Richest Musician In Kenya” Prominent Gospel Artist Now Declares

A gospel musician has declared himself the richest musician in the Kenyan scene.


In a showbiz that has always lacked the numbers to really ascertain the worth of musicians, it is left for the individuals to lay claim on whatever they feel is their worth. One Ringtone Apoko is no stranger to making sweeping claims, controversial or not. He actually thrives and lives off the storm his statements cause.

So this morning he decided to address certain people who by his descriptions seem to be doing the work of ‘Madimoni’ and want to detract him from his work. In a lengthy post done totally in Caps to drive the point home, Ringtone flossed his wealth while claiming to himself the title of Kenya’s richest musicians and if you thought he gave two shits about the Gospel advice of being humble… he can’t be play down God’s blessing can he?

Read also:Why Gospel Singer Ringtone Will Not See The Kingdom Of God- Luke 6:20

His latest rant will sure draw replies and admonishments but Ringtone with his business and mansion of a house with a lifestyle that is ever growing lavish will still be there to answer. Here is the post and the glimpse he provided about his wealth

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One Of Nyeri’s Most Dangerous Criminals Finally Gets Arrested…And She Is Pregnant (Photo)

She looks pretty harmless and much like your everyday pregnant woman but she is in the Nyeri County’s Most Wanted list.

Her name is Vanessa Wambui a.k.a Tisho who the Nyeri area OCPD Mr Masai Makau described as ‘one of the most feared.’

“She does not appear to be a criminal but she is one of the most feared. There is a likelihood that many more women have been inducted into criminal gangs since physical appearance does not give away a criminal easily.” said Mr Masai while speaking to Nairobi News..

But Wambui does not work alone, she works alongside her spouse Alex Mathenge and they have been robbing Karatina and Nyeri residents blind. But their reign of terror came to an end after police trailed and arrested them at Nyeri.

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Alex in green and Vanessa after they were nabbed Photo | Joseph Kanyi | Nairobi News

The police recovered a Ceska pistol with five rounds of ammunition that had been used for violent robberies.

Source:nairobinews.nation.co.ke

Sad And Shocking! 5 Students Die As Their New Bus Overturn While They Were Having Their Launching Ride (Graphic Photos)

The road carnage across the country has been claiming lives at such a rate it is quickly and unfortunately becoming an accepted normalcy.

However, some accidents due to their recklessness, fatality and overall nature jolt us to the reality that we are just watching lives cut short by mostly things we can prevent. This is the case of this morning’s accident that happened in Kisii County. Students of St Mary’s Nyamagwa Secondary school were celebrating their new bus having just launched it and they got to have a first time ride.

At least five students have been confirmed dead and 60 other seriously injured. The bus overturned severally near Nyambunde along the Kisii-Kilgoris road. Several students have been sent to Kisii Teaching and Referral hospital.

 

 

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Butcher Angrily Chops off His Wife’s Arms and Legs after She Asked about His ‘Mpango wa Kando’

Jackline Mwende has been the talk of the town since she lost both of her arms after her husband severed them in an atrocious attack in Machakos County. Since Mwende came out, many women are coming out to talk about the horrific attacks they have faced in the hands of the men they love.

One of them is Judy Mutava from Emali located along the Mombasa-Nairobi highway.

Judy Mutava recalls in pain about the dreadful incident which led to her losing her arms and a leg. Fighting back tears, Judy says that she asked her husband about an alleged ‘mpango wa kando’ to which the husband retorted with’ kama unataka bibi mwingine, enda ukamuoe, mimi sijui mambo ya bibi mwingine (If you want another wife, go marry her. I don’t know anything about another wife)

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Mutava and husband before the incident

After the incident, Judy says that she feared for her life and that night she left their matrimonial home.

But she later came back. After her arrival in their home, she went to the toilet and when she was in the toilet she heard someone lock the door and thought it was her neighbor.

She then got out of the toilet and met her husband holding a panga which he then used to cut off her arm and slash her head. She fell in shock and after falling, he then chopped off her other hand and leg then left.

After the incident, Judy was taken to hospital but her leg could not be saved. The incident reduced Judy a vivacious trader at Emali, into a dependant as she now depends on her mum to help with tasks like eating and sleeping.

Her husband was arrested and is currently awaiting trial. Watch the rest of the story below:

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From Living in a Children’s Home to Owning a German Car: Have a Look at the Swanky Mercedes Benz Bahati Was Spotted Cruising In (Photos)

Life has not been a bed of roses for Bahati as he grew up in an orphanage in Mathare Slums called ABC after his parents tragically passed away.

But things have taken a turn since he discovered his singing talent which has opened doors for him. So far he has won more than 4 Groove awards, performed at various events and has modeled for a few ads including Safaricom.

It seems that his hustle has paid off as he was spotted with this blue Mercedes Benz Kompressor:

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Chris Kirubi Tries To Win The Love of Visiting American Songbird With His Private Lake On His 1,000 Acres Parcel Of Land In Thika (Photos)

American singer Mya announced on JKL she was single and ready to mingle with Kenyan boys and the responses were overwhelming. Even Chris Kirubi made his voice heard.

American singer Mya touched down in Nairobi yesterday for the much hyped throwback concert dubbed ‘The Plot’ which will go down at The Waterfront, Ng’ong Racecourse on Saturday.

Jeff Koinage interviewed Mya last night on JKL and she revealed she was single and open to dating a Kenyan man who could cook.

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Mya with Jeff Koinange during an interview on JKL

 

Her statement awakened Team Mafisi who took to twitter to reveal the chefs they are. Multibillionaire Chris Kirubi and Nairobi Governor Dr. Evans Kidero were among those that expressed interest to have a date with the award winning artist.

“Jeff please tell Mya she must come and visit City Hall. The headquarters of Nairobi County.” Kidero tweeted.

As if to show Mya City Hall was nothing compared to his 1000 acre farm, Chris Kirubi offered to take the American singer to his farm and cook her meat on the shores of Lake Kirubi.

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Apparently Chris Kirubi is working on a new mega project on his 1,000 acres coffee farm; Donald Kipkorir revealed this when he visited Kirubi’s farm last weekend.

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Donald Kipkorir, Chris Kirubi and others enjoying the view of Lake Kirubi

5 Things You Need To Know About the Gay Pride Event That Alvin Kabogo Was Spotted Partying In (Photos)

It looks like the party was super-lit!

Over the weekend, Alvin Kabogo was spotted having tons of fun and getting sloshed at the Brighton Pride Parade in the city of Brighton and Hove, England.

These pictures have caused a lot of excitement among Kenyans and people are still buzzing about it, 5 days later.So we decided to dig up a few things about the event, and this is what we found out:

1. The Brighton Pride is one of the biggest gay pride events in the world and this year was the biggest in its 44 year history. This year saw a huge number of 300,000 people attending the pride party.

 

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2. Its an annual event organized by the Brighton Pride, a community interest company (CIC) who promote equality and diversity, and advance education to eliminate discrimination against the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community.

3. It goes down in the first weekend of August every year.

4. One of the main aims of this pride event is to show support for the LGBT communities worldwide especially those who are not able to fully exercise their rights as homosexuality is criminalized in their countries. Or they have been victims of a homophobic attack such as the 2016 Orlando nightclub shooting.

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5. It is estimated that the whole event contributes about  £18 million(2 Billion Kshs) to the economy of the Brighton and Hove City.

20 Year Old JKUAT Student Shot In The Head By Gunmen As He Walked To His Hostel (Photo)

The deceased was only a second year student who didn’t have anything of value that could benefit the gunmen who robbed him of his life.

Second year student pursuing Bachelor of Business Information and Technology at Jomo Kenyatta University of Agriculture and Technology(JKUAT) was shot dead on Wednesday by armed thugs.

20 year old Kenneth Ndung’u Kanyiri was on his way to the hostel in company of his colleagues when thugs hiding in the bush ambushed them.

The armed thugs pulled out their guns and ordered the students to surrender their bags which had laptops.

Kenneth was unfortunately shot in the head as he resisted attempts by the thugs to rob him of his lap top. The deceased was rushed to the nearby hospital but was pronounced dead upon arrival.

The body was taken to KU funeral home as police launched a manhunt for the killer gang.

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Kenneth Ndung’u Kanyiri

 

Credit: Daily Nation

Hey, Have you Played this Game Just Yet? It’s Earning Your Fellow Kenyans a Lot of Money

And its Friday party people, probably the most favourite day of the week. Like right now, I just stepped into work and I can’t wait for 5PM to get here so that I check out. And with my bank account still considerably healthy, I might consider passing by at the bar for a tipple.

Most of you are like me I assume. There is just no mood to work on a Friday; your mind is most of the time partially shut off awaiting the weekend. Which I bet will mostly be spent at the local.

And I have no problem with that. But if I told you that you can be making some money while listening to Kama the local funny man would you believe me? Have you heard about the Betin Kenya’s virtual football? Best game ever! Even Pokémon Go can’t match.

As you wait for the actual premier league games to start over the weekend, you can be trying out your luck in the virtual football section which I tell you has a lot of money to be won. I tried it out last week and trust me I came out with a bounty that will surely last me for the next couple of weeks.

Hey wait a minute, not only is it virtual football but also virtual horse racing, virtual tennis, virtual basketball and even virtual dog racing.

Just head on to the Betin Kenya platform and wild yourself away. You will enjoy every minute!

“I Was With My Brother When Mwende Was Attacked.” Stephen Ngila’s Sister Claims as Her Brother Faces Attempted Murder Charges for Chopping His Wife’s Hands Off

The country is still reeling from shock after 27-year-old Jackline Mwende’s hands were chopped off over her husband’s infertility in Ilinge Village in Masii, Machakos County..

It is said that the couple had been trying to have a child for close to 7 years to no avail because the husband (Stephen Ngila) was battling with infertility and had refused to visit a specialist to have this condition rectified.

Ngila’s sister is now coming out to claim that her brother may have been wrongly accused.

Agnes Nthenge told The Star that when Mwende was attacked, she was with Ngila at her house in Utithini village when Ngila received a call that his wife had been assaulted.

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Mwende after the attack (Image: Courtesy)

“All I can say is we were with Ngila in my house planning a function for our elder brother when he was called and told that his wife had been attacked.” She said.

Justus Muthama, another relative of Ngila disclosed that this was not the first time Mwende was attacked.

“Before the attack, Mwende did not open her shop in Ilinge market for three consecutive days. We were told that for those three days she had gone into hiding in Wetaa market… There was another time a gang woke her up and hurled stones at her house after she refused to open the door.” He said before revealing who he thinks would have carried out such a brutal attack.

“She had other male friends who came visiting and whom we believe helped her stock her shop. We suspect one might have felt shortchanged and planned revenge.” he said.

However, Mwala DCIO Joseph Muguna trashed Stephen Ngila’s relatives’ accounts and said that the truth of the matter is that Ngila attacked Mwende .

The Problem With Facebook Nowadays…….

Most of us are dependent on social media nowadays, especially Facebook. But sometimes Facebook is so annoying. Come to think of it, there are better things to do than being a Facebook addict. Here’s why Facebook sucks.

The thirst for likes is real

Many people keep yapping about what’s happening in their lives, even details they’d rather keep to themselves. Some spend the better part of their days trying to prove how cool they are. The thirst for likes is real.  Some even claim to be doing certain things without showing evidence. Think about it: What sounds more appealing (and believable)? Reading a status that says, “I’m currently hanging out with DJ Joe Mfalme!” or a picture of that person actually posing with DJ Joe Mfalme? A photo is definitely more engaging or at least some kind of proof.  It’s much better to post good outcome of your life with evidence rather than lying you are at Ngong Racecourse yet you are bored at the house watching, ‘El quero del mundo.’

Your parents, relatives (and even grandparents) are now watching your every move.

Everyone’s mom, dad, grandmother and great aunt has become hooked on Facebook. And that means every time you post a status about something innocuous, these Facebook novices start breathing down your neck the minute you hit “post.” We get enough scolding from our parents — no need to let it trickle onto a social media site where our friends can laugh at our familial bickering. My dad once tried to forcing me to change my profile pick to something more decent. The next thing I did was block him then I lied I had quit Facebook.

The excessive ads are ruining the whole experience.

It’s annoying, being forced to read an ad about someone or something you don’t like just because it’s sponsored. You log in to Facebook then bump into a suggested post, “Placenta Party of Kenya: Kikuyu’s should relinquish power in 2017…..blablabla.”What the fuck? No one would willingly read that crap but since  Facebook has been paid to advertise , it has to be there. Somebody please take this shit away.

Potential employers and bosses might misjudge you

When your boss sends you a friend request, it’s hard to decline. The problem is that you’ll be forced to act all decent. Nowadays potential employers prefer checking Facebook profiles of people applying for jobs. When potential employers see major variations between the content on your CV and the content on your FB profile  their immediate perception is that you are a dishonest person. How you conduct yourself on Facebook might also put off potential employers, yet in reality you’re just having fun.  It sucks man

You realize you only know and care about only 30 people out of your 1,000 friends.

It starts to get kind of weird when you check the birthdays for the day and don’t remember who any of the five people are. How do you know them? Did you add them randomly? More importantly, do you care? Nope. It could be time to overhaul your friends list. Or maybe it’s time to realize that your Facebook account is being used pretty much entirely to keep tabs on these kinds of strangers.

One Year On, Robert Alai’s Daughter Has Grown Up In Quite Huge Bounds (Photos)

Robert Alai genes are strong as evident by his daughter’s striking resemblance to him one year on!

Sometimes on Wednesday June 10th 2015, controversial blogger Robert Alai became a father after his wife delivered a bouncing baby girl.

Alai quickly shared photos of his girl online as he boasted of how he had become father. And Kenyans where quick to notice the striking resemblance between Alai and his girl.

One year two months later, Robert Alai’s daughter has grown up in quite huge bounds, and she’s still the spitting image of her dad.

The blogger shared recent photos of his girl and folks were still mesmerized by the toddler’s likeness to her dad. See the photos below:

 

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After recently Showing Off his Brand New Range Rover, Donald Kipkorir’s Posh Mercedes Clamped By City County Askaris After He Failed To Pay Parking Fees (Photos)

How can a multimillionaire fail to pay parking fee which any tom dick and harry can comfortably afford??

Has Donald Kipkorir all over sudden become broke after buying a top of the class Range Rover?? The flamboyant city lawyer crossed paths with kanjos after he failed to pay parking fee.

Nairobi City County askaris clamped Kipkorir’s posh Mercedes Benz after he failed to pay Kes 300 which is the standard parking charge.

Photos of a kanjo clamping Kipkorir’s Mercedes have gone viral on the internet. One photo shows the showy lawyer standing close to his clamped car in his fancy suit as if negotiating with a kanjo who was nearby.

12th August 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

Team Kenya has started off its Olympics campaign with a series of loses and controversies involving National Olympic Committee of Kenya (NOCK). Deputy President William Ruto yesterday flew to Rio for a morale boosting mission as Kenya is set to participate in track games which begin today. Rio Olympics aside, below are the trending stories this Friday morning:

#1Pesa Otas! Michael Olunga Announces His Arrival In The Money League With This Luxurious 20 Million Sports Car (Photo)

#2Ken Wa Maria Ako Na Range Rover Na Haringi! 5 Male Celebs Who Own Posh Range Rovers And Are Not Making Noise About It Like Donald Kipkorir (Photos)

#3Mali Ya Prezzo! Michelle Oyola Bends Over Seductively and Shows What Prezzo Enjoys (Photo)

#4The Truth: What Happened To Vera Sidika’s Pregnancy?

#5Skinny No More! Sheila Mwanyigha Gains Back Her Curvaceous Body Much To The Excitement Of Team Mafisi (Photos)

#6Willy Paul Causes a Fuss After Showing Off His Hot Exotic-Looking Sister (Photo)

#7Like Father Like Daughter! President Obama Admitted He Smoked Weed In His Teenage Days… And Now His Eldest Daughter Was Caught On Camera Puffing On Bhang (Photos)

#8Tahidi High’s Jolene Forgoes the Glamorous and Glitzy Tiffah-Like Birthday Party and Keeps Her Daughter’s Birthday Simple As She Turned One (Photos)

#9Has TV Star Brenda Mulinya Bleached? Look At These Past And Present Photos And Her Own Confession (Photos)

#10The 2016 Range Rover Sport Supercharged HSE Was Just The Tip Of The Iceberg, Check Out The Palatial House Donald Kipkorir Owns In The Leafy Suburbs Of Nanyuki (Photo)