Baba Ghafla has warned me against doing this list claiming that there is a reason why these faces are on radio and not on telly! That was before we locked him in his office toilet and begun the consultations on just who the fliest faces belong to.
And don’t get me wrong, this list is about vanity. I am celebrating the most beautiful faces to match the beautiful voices. And trust that i am just the man for the job! I have travelled far (industrial area -Baricho Rd) and wide (Westlands -Lions Place) and i have stolen the hearts of many a radio personality. And been the object of infatuation for many a pretty lady behind the microphone but today i shall not tell you these stories. I shall instead tell you which ladies have caught my eyes.
Ladies and gentlemen, frogs and toads i wish to present to you! Mhmm! The most beautiful faces behind the most beautiful voices on radio:
#10. Angela Anwenyi -Easy FM

Why Angela? Well, she has that dark beauty sensual chocolate thing going and she doesn’t try to put a lid on it. Remember her kissing some lad on national TV on a whim when she was a judge? Yeah! She does what she does when she does. If that isn’t sexy, i don’t know what is!
#9. Sheila Mwanyigah -Easy FM

I have to confess to never meeting radio’s lady and that is entirely her fault! She refuses to acquint herself with authentic Luhya charm but i shall not hold that against her. She is beautiful and what enhances her beauty further is the fact that she is such a lady! Listen in on her show and i promise that when it ends the only image that will be left in your mind will be that of a proper English lady sipping tea as she talks into the microphone.
I had to dock points though because i’m not into proper ladies… Find them a tad bit too resricted.
#8. Yvonne Chege -1FM
This is the lass behind the news clips on One FM. Although oflate it has been a lad, trust me when i say that she is breathetaking! This lass is gorgeous and while her accent scares off alot of lads trust me when i say she’s actually good peoples! However, points must be docked because i haven’t heard you on air for quite a while.
#7. Esther Kagamba -Ghetto Radio

She dey pretty like a flower. Shakespeare said, “A rose by any other name…” I say a beauty by the name Esther by any other name is still as beautiful! Doesn’t make sense? That’s because she dey scatter my mind! Beautiful and cheerful! It’s a wonder that i’d meet this lass when i’m in my “I’m feeling sexy” clothes and the sun is out! No wonder she couldn’t help but giggle as i spoke to her! But alas!
#6. Amina

What can i say about this lass? She handles HBR’s news and celeb gossip. She has rendered many a lad speechless except for this your uncle! She hosted Kisima Awards and is there any wonder as to why the organisers tapped her for the task? Face? Check! Voice? Check! But next time skip casting bozos for her co-host! Get this Naija boy to host am!
#5. Joey Muthengi -Capital FM

Beautiful? Aye! And she dey blow grammar proper! The American accent vex some but not me. I like it. Her show is usually tuned into but besmirched teenagers looking to fuel their fantasies. She has the body and the looks! That is why she is in the list of lists!
#4. Mwalimu Sonnie -HBR

HomeBoyz gem is quite the catch. I would have put her higher on the list but she had to get on telly last Sunday with the “I am surprised/ I am angry” eye lashes. Why? You are so undoubtedly beautiful but the make up artist didn’t do your visage any favours. Please, keep thyself natural nma! You are indeed beautiful but that make-up na lie!
#3. Liz Njuguna -Ghetto Radio
<Apologies, had to use a personal picture. She’s the lass in the red shirt>
I will admit to a bias against anything with the tag “ghetto” when it comes to women but my word! Today i interacted with the “ghetto”ladies from Ghetto Radio and my mind was blown! She handles their news and celeb gossip and oh my word! She dey adanma! She take-am breathe away! If the ghetto has such lasses, lock me in it and throw away the key! She na beautiful-o! She dey look-u look-u my business anytime oh! Put eye for me!
#2. Tina Kagia

What can i say about Tina? She is what furnaces produce… heat! Intense heat! She has the same allure a hot teacher does to high school lads! When you hear her on radio, she sounds naugty. When you meet her in person, she is petite, has small feet and a smile that cuts through your heart like a knife through butter. My word! She is beautiful and naughty. What more can a lad ask for?

#1. Kalekye Mumo -Kiss FM

Why Kalekye? She has such a beautiful soul! Kelekye is intelligent, beautiful and confident. She has inspired an entire generation of African figured lasses that they are indeed beautiful. Gone are the days when women thought aping Western standards of beauty was what made men eager to speak to them. They know that uncle Chim Tuna and his nephew appreciate fully fleshed African figures! Kudos to Kalekye Mumo for accomplishing this feat by simply loving herself.