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Here Are Top Ten Hottest Videos Released This Month

 

August 2014 has seen some of the music industry heavy weights dropping thrilling videos that have captivated their fans and also leaving us with difficult time trying to gauge which one stands out or out do which one. It is evident that the quality of the video has greatly improved and the end product is just splendid.

I know you are definitely eager to know which videos made the cut but just relax a little bit as I am going to quench your thirst in just a while. Because these video have been released at a different time within the month; I will give you a list of them based of the alphabetic order. Check out the videos here:

Calvo mistari and Ameelina- Get Down and Dance

Bahati-Visa

Elani-Barua ya Dunia

Jaguar-One Centimetre

Janet Otieno-Heshima

Juliani-Afya Yetu Jukumu

Madtraxx and Mejja-Twenzetu

Nameless-Butterfly

Octopizzo ft MI-Salute me

Rabbit ft Sudi-Twende

 

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Here Are The Funniest Tweets From Trending Topic #betransformed

If you hang around on Twitter outside your mentions you are bound to come across something either attention-grabbing, witty or both.

And today I came across #betransformed topic that is trending on Twitter. From my observation, it involves using habits/characteristics possessed by Twitter Bigwigs and making a word out of it.Here are some examples:

 

kisauti ® ‏@kevoice – Kaanaism- the art of writing toilet and calling it music. #BeTransformed

Masaku ‏@masaku-Bamzigism – The act of quitting your career to concentrate on writing poetry for catfish #BeTransformed

Masaku ‏@masakuMadowophobia – the fear of sneezing and biting your own chest #BeTransformed

Masaku ‏@masaku- Kaytrixxphobia The fear of standing in a corner and being confused with a mop #BeTransformed

@ChesireJ: Polycarpology ~ Study of Necklessness #BeTransformed

@Waithiira: Gicheruphobia- The fear of buying shoes that cost more that 1,200/- #BeTransformed

@Farah_254 : Droidlogy- the phenomenon of looking funnier than your memes. #BeTransformed

@Brianmbunde: Tukeism- The study of being poor #BeTransformed” while managing to buy an iphone.

Ty ‏@tyrus-Monologuegogy: The science behind creating conversation all by yourself. @iWateba owns exclusive rights to this study #BeTransformed

InTrOvErT ‏@CueSanity- Mbundeism ,study of light #BeTransformed

Buda Goat ‏@Mbusih- Mothoniology. The science of tweeting bibilical verses from dusk till dawn. #BeTransformed

mHAIRshimiwa ‏@RamzZy- Moyesissis – The phenomena of losing everything. #BeTransformed

mHAIRshimiwa ‏@RamzZy-Droidology – The scientific collection of memes. #BeTransformed

b. ‏@_wangwe- joewmuchiriophobia – the fear of being seen alone in a photo. #BeTransformed

b. ‏@_wangweRamzyophobia – the fear of matumbo #BeTransformed

Brian Mbunde ™ ‏@BrianmbundeVeraology – progressive dermatology #BeTransformed

 

A First in Nairobi! Skylux Lounge Introduces All star Go-Go Dancers in the Party Scene

Skylux Lounge is without doubt one of the hottest joints in Nairobi or Kenya if you like, It’s not one of those clubs where you’ll meet OBZ just waiting for you to get a little bit tipsy and there goes your phone or purse. 

Anyone who has been at Skylux can assert to the fact that the entertainment and awesome theme nights makes it the hottest club around.

Well with all that jibber jabbering because probably you know that, “Ravies and Partymen” let me introduce you to Bottle and Models; that’s the hottest new theme night that has been introduced at Skylux Lounge! During the night, revellers will be entertained by fully dressed go-go dancers.

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For my shallow and dummy friends out there, go-go dancers are not exotic dancers, so don’t mistake them for strippers. So each and every Friday you can make your way to Skylux lounge and get to experience something new in Nairobi’s party scene.

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Obinna’s Song Already Making Fans Twerk

Obinna’s song Igwe carries a message of thanking God for whatever good He has done to you but it seem the danceable beat in the song supersedes the message being conveyed and some fans could not resist the temptation of twerking to Obinna’s tune.

Even before the video is officially out; self-shot replica videos of Obinna’s Igwe song are taking the net by storm and hyping the song instead. The song is nice no doubt about it and if fans decided to shake a little bit to it, then it is cool too. Well good news to all of you who were eagerly waiting for the official release of the song. According to Obinna; the much anticipated video is set to drop tonight on Wakilisha East Africa at club Tribeka with Mzazi Tuva.

I will be so keen to see how the funny man will be behaving in that video as I surely love him as a comedian and I cannot wait to see the musical Obinna. Before I forget, let me give you a sample video of fans shaking down to Igwe song. Check it out here:

 

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This is Why Gospel Rapper/singer Juliani is Hypocritical of What he Preaches

 

It does not matter how the message is conveyed as long as it is comprehendible to its intended audience; at least that is how Juliani has decided to design his message of late.

Preach water and drink wine! Hell no that is not what I meant when I said Juliani has become two-faced; rather I intended to say that he has become a sarcastic maestro as he seem to have a plausible understanding of the art of mockery to propagate a message against a vice the society rather ignores. Juliani wanted to convey a message to the public about the importance of living a healthy life and as creative as he is; the artiste took a different approach to how he would divulge his message, a style I would say only a musical genius would undertook.

Juliani teamed up with Madaktare to release Afya Yetu Jukumu Letu a song which not only entertain you but also inform you on the need to live a healthy life. The song is well executed and the video is splendid too. Check out the video here:

 

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When The Hunted Becomes The Hunter: Resident Rabble Rouser Cabu Gah Joins Ghafla

Cabu Gah has had a lot of traction not only on Social Media but also on Ghafla. Fondly referred to as the rabble rouser,Cabu Gah is officially a member of team Ghafla.

To celebrate his new achievement Cabu Gah shared this on Facebook

 

Everyone knows Ghafla. Everyone. A blog so potent, so ubiquitous, so pervasive You will find it, read it and encounter it NO MATTER where You live. Who you are. Or what You do. A blog that attracts 1.2 Million readers per month! 1.2Million! Phew!

And Everyone knows Cabu Gah too…Ok, almost Everyone, hehe.

And as from September 1st 2014,Cabu Gah,Yes,Me and all my grandness,will OFFICIALLY Join East Africa’s largest showbiz online magazine Ghafla as the esteemed Columnist,writer,humorist and provocateur I have always been.

Cabu Gah and Ghafla; A match made in Heaven.

Its like Jay Z and Nas. Its like Oprah and Tyler Perry. Its like Jimi Hendrix and Carlos Santana. Its like Usher and Chris Brown. Its like Mozart and Beethoven. Its like JFK and Abraham Lincoln. Its like Mandela and Oliver Tambo. Its like Maina and King’ang’i.

It’s potent. It’s commanding. It’s dynamic. It’s titanic. It’s tremendous.

Ghafla,clearlyhas broken barriers, launched stars, created personalities, pushed agendas, shaped opinion, regurgitated news, spawned exclusives and inaugurated superstars with zeal, determination and unmatchable gusto.

It’s a tempo I hope to maintain. And a trend I hope to match.

It’s about to get so tremendously monumental, SHIT IS ABOUT TO SERIOUSLY GO DOWN.

Many thanks to my esteemed followers…Yes, the thousands of You for being so ardent, so loyal, so true so real and so potent in standing by Me. And sticking with THE BADDEST in this social media backstreets.

And thankyou Ghafla! Kenya for the opportunity to serve with You.

I promise to bring My A game. Shit,My A+ game.

Thankyou Mista Majani,Ghafla C.E.O.

Am deeply thankful to Everyone. Every single follower and reader of my work. And if You think this is the end,think again…A bigger surprise is in store.

Its a new step. And am taking it with consummate exhilaration.

Its about to GO DOOOOOWN!!!

Rrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaahh!!!

 

Photo: CABU GAH AND GHAFLA; A FORMIDABLE COLLABORATION.

Everyone knows Ghafla. Everyone. A blog so potent,so ubiquitous, so pervasive You will find it,read it and encounter it NO MATTER where You live. Who You are. Or what You do. A blog that attracts 1.2 Million readers per month! 1.2Million! Phew!

And Everyone knows Cabu Gah too...Ok, almost Everyone, hehe.

And as from September 1st 2014,Cabu Gah,Yes,Me and all my grandness,will OFFICIALLY Join East Africa's largest showbiz online magazine Ghafla as the esteemed Columnist,writer,humorist and provocateur I have always been.

Cabu Gah and Ghafla; A match made in Heaven.

Its like Jay Z and Nas. Its like Oprah and Tyler Perry. Its like Jimi Hendrix and Carlos Santana. Its like Usher and Chris Brown. Its like Mozart and Beethoven. Its like JFK and Abraham Lincoln. Its like Mandela and Oliver Tambo. Its like Maina and King'ang'i.

Its potent. Its commanding. Its dynamic. Its titanic. Its tremendous.

 Ghafla,clearly,has broken barriers,launched stars,created personalities, pushed agendas,shaped opinion,regurgitated news,spawned exclusives and inaugurated superstars with zeal,determination and unmatchable gusto.

Its a tempo I hope to maintain. And a trend I hope to match.

Its about to get so tremendously monumental,SHIT IS ABOUT TO SERIOUSLY GO DOWN.

Many thanks to my esteemed followers...Yes,the thousands of You for being so ardent,so loyal,so true so real and so potent in standing by Me. And sticking with THE BADDEST in this social media backstreets.

And thankyou Ghafla! Kenya for the opportunity to serve with You.

 I promise to bring My A game. Shit,My A+ game.

Thankyou Mista Majani,Ghafla C.E.O.

Am deeply thankful to Everyone. Every single follower and reader of my work. And if You think this is the end,think again...A bigger surprise is in store.

 Its a new step. And am taking it with consummate exhilaration.

Its about to GO DOOOOOWN!!!

Rrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaahh!!!

 

On behalf of other Team Ghafla members,welcome to Ghafla.We are looking forward to working with you!

 

Frasha’s (P-Unit) Daughters Are Lovely and They Look So Much like Their Dad

Celebrity children inherit a lot from their parents, talent,affluence, influence, fame and for some looks.

They say that the apple does not fall far away from the tree and Frasha’s daughters did not fall far from the tree, in terms of looks that is. The two girls struck the gene pool jackpot and have an uncanny resemblance to their famous father.

Check out this photo of his adorable daughters whom he dotes on a lot

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NTV’s Mali Actress Graduates (Photos)

In 20ll, a fantastic show debuted on NTV; its name ‘Mali’, 3 years on Mali is without a doubt one of the most popular shows around.

The show has thrust many talented actors and actresses from a state of oblivion to stardom among them Mkamzee Mwatela, Daniel Peter, Brenda Wairiumu and Gladys Shao.

Glady’s plays a waitress hopelessly in love with Richard Mali one of the main characters. The actress last week graduated from USIU. Here are her photos

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Caroline Mutoko Faces a Serious Competitor for Larry Madowo’s Love

 

Fashion stylist Silvia Njoki is fiercely begging for a date and it seem Larry Madowo is that special lucky man who the lady is dying for.

#MCM is a short term on twitter to say MAN CRUSH MONDAY where you post a picture of a good looking guy/ sexy BEAST! And say he is your crush for the current Monday. It brightens up Mondays for all the youth around the globe. Heeding to #MCM, the sexy stylist Njoki decided to speak her heart and disclosed that her crush was NTV’s Larry Madowo.

After successfully taking the eloquent Radio host Queen-Caroline Mutoko on a date, Larry Madowo seem to be the darling of ladies and Njoki too wants a piece of him. Well as it is known Luo men surely do know how to treat ladies decently and once you get a treat from them; you will surely yearn for more thus no wonder beautiful Njoki too want a piece of Larry.

 

 

 

 

Kenyans React To Kenya’s Most Ratchet Video ‘Pombe Bangi’

There is a trend that I have noticed, people are more tolerant to ratchetness and explicitness in foreign videos, but that will not fly when it comes to Kenyan video.

For instance ‘Anaconda’ is waaaaay more explicit than Nishike but people will be more accepting of it because it’s foreign.
I guess it’s like the way people are okay with other people behaving ratchet but will not tolerate it when it comes to their friends or siblings behaving the same.
Attention has been turned away from Blaqy’s ‘Money Maker’ to ‘Pombe Bangi ’ which is said to be the most ratchet video ever. Here are some reaction to this video that has garnered over 78,000 hits in just 4 days!

 

That pombe bangi video is just a clip of one thot acting ratchet and her friends doing nothing to stop her…

 

jaguar shoots his video in south africa gets fewer views than the pombe bangi one that was shot in lower karen

 

That Pombe Bangi song and video…that’s the dark side of Kenyan hip hop music. E-Sir must be rolling in his grave. I doubt it’s sarcastic.

 

People embraced Nicki’s Anaconda but have different opinions on the Pombe Bangi clip?? GOH

 

 

Some say this “Pombe bangi” video is ratchet. I say it’s a turn on. .. You’re free to judge me by that.

 

 

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Meet Wahu’s Co-Wife! And She Is A Sexy Ugandan Butterfly! (VIDEO)

Uncle Chim Tuna strikes again! Hopefully I will not leave an unhappy family in my wake but a man must do what a man must do even if it’s across the border -and here I am referring to Nameless, not me. My two women are in Kenya happily coexisting because I am that African man!

 

But away from my bragging before my girlfriend reads this and cans my ass, allow me to talk about Nameless’ woman. From what I hear, he refers to her as his East African butterfly. She is a short haired, darkskinned beauty -I can see nameless pattern here.

Her friends describe her as a simple village girl who cannot even speak proper English but her country charm won nameless over.

This is the lass;

 

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Check out the video of the two of them together here:

 

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Check Out Africa Gospel Music Awards (AGMA) Full Winners List

Africa Gospel Music Association (AGMA) is an award ceremony that honours and recognises talented and hard working gospel artistes based in Africa and in the diaspora. 5th Edition of the awards went down over the weekend and Bahati was the only Kenyan artiste who won an award. Check out the rest of the winners below

DISCOVERY OF THE YEAR

Akesse Brempong(Ghana) & Meskeerem Getu(Ethiopia) 

ARTISTE OF THE YEAR CENTRAL AFRICA

Gaby Irene Kamanzi(Rwanda) 

ARTISTE OF THE YEAR WEST AFRICA

Cwesi Oteng 

ARTISTE OF THE YEAR EAST AFRICA

Bahati 

ARTISTE OF THE YEAR USA & CANADA

Dee Jones & Nii Addo 

ARTISTE OF THE YEAR EUROPE

Allen Caiquo(UK) 

ARTISTE OF THE YEAR SOUTHERN AFRICA

Pompi(Zambia)

ARTISTE OF THE YEAR NORTH AFRICA/M.EAST & ASIA

Bro. Philemon(China) 

VIDEO OF THE YEAR

Who tell you say – Sammy Okposo 

FEMALE ARTIST OF THE YEAR

Nikki Laoye & Diana Hamilton 

RADIO PROGRAMME & DJ OF THE YEAR

Sunday Best – Sabina Adorn Live Worship – K. Idan 

TV PROGRAM OF THE YEAR

Divine Jams – Tina Owinyi (Uganda) 

AFRO RAP ARTISTE OF THE YEAR

David Kalilani(Malawi) 

AFRO JAZZ ARTISTE OF THE YEAR

Miller Luwoye(UK) 

GROUP/CHOIR OF THE YEAR

Loveworld Music Ministry Durban(South Africa) 

EVENT OF THE YEAR

Africa Worships- Sonnie Badu 

PRODUCER OF THE YEAR

Koda 

SONG OF THE YEAR

I know who I am – Sinach 

ALBUM OF THE YEAR

Justified – Eben(Nigeria) 

MALE ARTISTE OF THE YEAR

Cwesi Oteng(Ghana) 

TRAILBLAZER AWARD

Gabriel Eziashi(UK)

Rose Muhando(Tanzania) 

INSPIRATION AWARD

Royal Priesthood(Ghana)

Tim Tehilla Crew(Nigeria) 

AGMA SPECIAL AWARDS

Shabach Fred Williams

Wole Awolola Uvi Orogun 

CONTRIBUTION AWARD FOR THE PROMOTION OF AFRICAN GOSPEL MUSIC

Zanele Mbokazi – CEO of Crown Gospel Awards(South Africa)

U – Chenna- Destiny Child Talent Show(Nigeria)

Alordia(UK Promoter) 

LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARDS

Rev. Tim Omotoso (South Africa)

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This is Why “Who TF is Eunice Njeri” is Trending on Twitter

 

Ever thought of turning a bad situation into a good one; this is exactly what Tumekubali mega hit maker singer Eunice Njeri is doing on Twitter.

Anonymous person started the tag “Who TF is Eunice Njeri” on twitter with not a so good intension but Kenyan Twitter enthusiasts have turned against the lunatic to show support for artiste Eunice Njeri. I do not understand why anyone would want to tarnish the images of this humbled song bird and as things goes for now, he/she is actually making her so famous and it makes me actually recall the bible phrase that usually says the Lord shall turn all the curses lashed on you into blessings.

The traction that the tag has gained to be among the hottest items on Twitter is actually marketing Eunice’s new song and maybe the latter can use it for her advantage to further the spread of the Word by her songs.

 

 

 

“Ujaluo” is Still Killing Owago Onyiro in USA (Photos)

Kenya’s fast rising comedian; Owago Onyiro has been in the USA for almost 3 months doing tours around the states there and he’s expected back in the country anytime soon.  The photo above is during one of his shows where Senate Speker Ekwe Ethuro,Muhoroni MP James Koyoo and Siakago MP Muriuki Charles Njagagua also showed up.

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Chipukeezy Loses Bet Again! This Time Round He Has to Put on a Wedding Veil (Photos)

Just last month, comedian Chipukeezy lost a bet and he had to wear skirt to work. (SEE HERE) Yesterday he also lost a bet, thanks to Liverpool for loosing to Man City, Chipukeezy has to put on a wedding veil (at lest he didn’t have to wear a wedding gown). 

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Revealed: Here is What Kiss FM’s Adelle Onyango and Rapper G-Kon Have Been Up To

Good news the secret is finally out and whatever this duo have been up to is now out in the public sphere and people can have a taste of it too.

You are probably wondering what I am talking about but let me enlighten you; apparently Kiss FM’s presenter Adelle Onyango and G-Kon have been on a mission to record a new collaboration and as a matter of fact the song is ready and will be dropping on Friday the 29th of this week then the video shall be released the subsequent week. Dubbed Twendeni,the song is rap/hip hop tune with a heavy club beats and is widely deemed to rock the airwaves.

It will be interesting to hear Adelle’s voice in a song alongside the G-Kon as for sure she does have an intricate melody and I think I would anticipate a rhyme that will be thrilling.

26th August 2014:Ten Things You Need To Know This Morning

Tuesday early morning the rainy season is here and it is a little boring; stagnant water on the road and matatu splashing water just annoying. That apart, check out some of the items that may just give you a reason to smile this morning:

 

 

#1Drama As Vera Sidika and Huddah Monroe Wear the Same Dress (Photos)

#2Jaguar Responds to Leaked Video of Him, Sonko and Paul Kobia Allegedly Threatening to Kill Raila Odinga

#3This is Why Singer Nameless Never Removes His Sun Glasses (Video)

#4Good Boy Gone Bad? Machachari Star Has an Angry Curse-Filled Outburst

#5Chipukeezy & Awinja (Jacky Vike) Can Make A Cute Couple! Don’t You Think So? (Photos)

#6Meet Larry Madowo’s Fashionista Sister Liz Madowo (Photos)

#7Top 10 Trending Images in Nairobi This Morning

#8SAD: Yet Another Famous Night Club Bites The Dust (Photos)

#9Funnyman Obinna Ventures Into Music, Does this Mean the End of his Entertaining Career?

#10This is Why KTN’s #jichopevu is Trending on Twitter

Bootyfull Actress Reveals the Secret Behind Her Curvy Body (Video)

 

That figure eight shape drives African men nuts and it is surely the body type most ladies would love to have, Actress Adhiambo Opondo gives you a hint to achieving that much desired figure.

She shyly tells Ghafla that she is natural or in other term she was just born curvy. If you know her then you definitely understand what I mean when I say she is curvy. The beautiful actress eventually reveals the secret about her body; it is simple because there is no secret. Sorry guys she was just born that way.

 

Adhiambo however discloses that the secret behind maintaining such body lies on just eating well. She eats less in the evening as she does not need a lot of energy at night. Check out the video here:

 

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Colonel Moustapha Responds to Lover’s Allegation That He Needs Viagra to Start His ‘Engine’

 

After the Pulse magazine (on standard digital) wrote a story alleging that Moustapha needed viagra to rise to the occasion, kapuka singer has furiously defended his manhood saying he can prove its viability after all.

This is a very serious allegation that will surely shake any man to his roots if such were labelled against him. When pulse wrote that a Nairobian socialite was claiming that Moustapha ‘engine’ needed a booster to kick off, the rapper fumed up and decided to prove that he is still a worthy bull after all. “Any chic who want a proof should come to the field then go tell others” wrote the angry Moustapha.

Man you got to see what fellow men are advising Colonel, guys are giving satirical comments yet this allegation is really painting a bad picture of Moustapha. As to me, I think he himself knows his capability and he does not need to prove anything to nobody. Whether the claims are true or just a mere malevolence; it is really not nice to pull such a crap on a brother as there are better channels to address such private affairs or maybe any girl can take up Moustapha’s offer volunteer for the sake of the truth, then clear out all the allegation and we all shame the devil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Uncle Chim Tuna Goes Partying In Gypsys: Where Blacks, Indians And Whites Pretend To Party Together But Beware The Guns!

On Saturday night, as usual, or rather as has become my norm once again, I was out and about. Seeing as I am in the twilight years of my party days, I figured I needed to change my pace and head out to someplace convenient for my old self.

You see, the thing about me is that I am about to turn 26 (November 22nd) and I am about to enter the “old foggies” club. But before that, I shall enjoy my youth (preferably in an age appropriate club). And to this end, I elected to go out to Gypsy’s in Westlands.
For those of you who do not know, this club was closed down for renovation and when it re-opened, it seems to have shed alot about it’s past. For a long time this was an expatriate club for homosexuals but that doesn’t seem to be the norm anymore.

Do not get me twisted, it’s still an expatriate club but it seems to have toned down it’s flamboyance. I was however unperturbed by what I found to have been it’s former reputation. I personally do not feel any type of way about homo or heterosexuals.

Anyway, the first thing Uncle Chim Tuna noticed was the lack of colour and by colour I mean black. Stepping into the club was akin to stepping into a pub in Toronto what with the sizable Indian crowds there.
And a friend of mine who frequents the joint made a point of warning me not to get entangled in a fight at the club with either an Indian or a white because irrespective of whomever had started the fight, blacks will always be the ones kicked out. Hmmm….

 

But away from that, a fight did indeed break out and when it did, what shocked me was the fact that not one but two patrons at the club had guns! One was part of the entourage that was fighting but to his credit, he was only drinking water and juice and he was infact the guy that smoothed things over.

Anyway, after realizing the number of gun carriers in the club (and I do not care whether they are licensed or not), I have vowed never to go back! To be honest, that is a disaster waiting to happen. Just imagine what would have happened had cooler heads not prevailed!

Actually, the atmosphere at the club has a false sense of friendliness -the veneer that all the races are treated as equals by the waiters/waitresses but we found that this is not the case. We were seated next to Indians and whites and I had to dance the “macarena” everytime I wanted to order a beer. Needless to say, I only bought two beers and decided to leave. Baba Ghafla had left earlier because of how uncomfortable he was.

 

Comedy Giant Obinna Reveals Why He is Taking it All

 

After releasing his much hyped hit single Igwe, Obinna Ike Igwe has reiterated that he is killing two birds with one stone as he is not ready to sideline any just yet.

He is a TV/radio presenter, comedian and now a singer; oh sorry he used to sing before. In today’s interview with Mzazi Tuva on Citizen Radio, Obinna recapped that he was pursuing both of his careers (comedy and singing) to greater heights. The comedian come rapper disclosed that he abandoned his singing career before as comedy then used to give him more money than the latter.

The funny man also said that his music encompasses a Naija style and not dancehall or afro which he used to do before he gave it a break. Asked to speak Swahili; Obinna was in simple word terrible. Anyway just in case you were wondering if Obinna is a genuine Nigerian or simply a Kenyan pulling a prank; the truth is that he is a ‘pointy’, he is a half Kenyan and half Nigerian. (The mother from Nigeria while dad is from Kenya)

In the spirit of entrepreneurship, I think Obinna’s strategy is a good one, I mean combining both careers can give him much more income.

 

Humans of New York (HONY) Comes To Kenya

In 2010, Brandon Stanton began Humans of New York .His aim was to create a thorough catalogue of New York City’s inhabitants.

Four years and 9,347,873 Facebook likes later,Brandon’s catalogue has evolved into an extremely popular website, Humans of New York that aims to tell the stories of people living in new York.

On 8th August, Brandon decided to take a trip around the globe alongside the United Nations. Brandon was set to visit ten countries and he has already been in two in African countries: Democratic Republic of Congo and Kenya, telling stories of Africans like no Western Media has ever done before.

Potraying Africans as humans with actual dreams, and feelings as opposed to how we are often potrayed as impoverished and forever waiting for hand outs.Check out his Kenyan Story here

 

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PhotoCredit Brandon Stanton

‘Ole Lenku’ Responds To Blaqy’s “Money Maker” Video

2014 saw the dawn of steamy and sometimes unbelievably ratchet videos. Sauti Sol kicked off the ‘steamy year’ with Nishike with Sanaipei Tande following up with Mfalme Wa Mapenzi.

Both videos were ‘too hot for TV’ and TV stations shied away from playing them. Things however took a ratchet turn with Blaqy’s money make which features the endowed Lady Risper.

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This video has shocked people not because of its ‘explicit’ nature but because of how distasteful some of the images were. Last Friday, a video called Pombe Bhangi was released which made all the supposedly steamy video look like child’s play.But this article is not about Pombe Bhangi but about Blaqy’s money make which even had ‘Ole Lenku’ commenting on it.

This was through “Ujinga Saucer” is a new Web-series produced at Urban Design Studios (UDS) that has been riveting so far. The show is focused on discussing social issues from an ‘ujinga` point of view.
Here is ‘Ole Lenku’ responding to Blaqy’s money maker which has been an object off mass distraction.

 

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This is Why Singer Nameless Never Removes His Sun Glasses (Video)

 

Ever thought of seeing singer Nameless without his sun glasses on? Whether yes or no the fact of the matter still remains that there is a snowball chance in hell that you will ever find him without one in public.

The occasion was on KTN’s Friday briefing with Edith Kimani and singer Nameless was the guest anchor and he ostensibly refused to remove his sun glasses even when he was anchoring the news. I know all of you who did not get a glimpse of the show are eager to know the reason behind nameless’ logic behind his refusal.

First thing first, those sun glasses that Nameless always wears are not really sun glasses; they are spectacles. Mark me, not my words just Nameless’ explanation. I have to admit I was a little bit flabbergasted by his sentiment too. Spare my ignorance but however black those spectacles are, they are for a purpose not for fun. Nameless emphasized that his glasses were spectacles and all of you who ever wondered why he is always in those ‘dark sun glasses’; then you now know the reason now.

Sun glasses aside, the African Beauty hit maker is dropping a new song dubbed Butterfly. According to Nameless, the song shall be released this week. I have to acknowledge I am a big fan and I cannot wait for that song. Check out Nameless conversation here:

 

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Sonko Gets A Lap Dance From Nicki Minaj (Photo)

When it comes to trolling politicians, best believe Kenyans on Twitter will be on that sh*t like white on rice .

For a while now Sonko’s face has been photo-shopped into practically every event, trending picture and music video. We saw him in ’Mfalme Wa Mapenzi’, in the famous Uhuru-Obama picture and now he is making a debut into sexually explicit video, Anaconda.

The song involves a lot of twerking and Sonko getting some action alongside Drake during the infamous/famous Nicki Minaj lap dance on Drake.

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Hmm…it seems that no matter how hard you work, no matter how much you accomplish, there will always be some cheeky fellow armed with photo shop ready to remind you of your legendary photo-shop fail.

Which photo-shop fail am i talking about?The one where Sonko tried to share a moment with Mandela using Photoshop and Kenyans and even the British media called him out on .You can check it out here

Capital FM’s Amina Opens Up About Perverts Who Told Her They Only Found Her Sexy Because She Was Pregnant (VIDEO)

I don’t often borrow things from Capital Fm’s website. I mean, why should I? I am Uncle Chim Tuna and we are Ghafla. However, once in a while, they have something I cannot help but borrow. Such this video in which Amina Abdi, the Cushite cutey that carried DJ John Rabar’s child was talking about the type of men I work with, men who find pregnant women sexy.

 

 

You know that pregnancy fetish tip? Well, my colleague Chege Miati does. He shares this fetish. Anyway, Amina was talking infront of the Capital FM camera (for their website) and she opened up about everything pertaining to her pregnancy and such boring stuff but she got to the interesting part:

 

For the most part, the video is a waste of time but seeing as I have suffered said waste, allow me to tell you that the juicy segment comes in at approximately 4:08 minutes into the interview when she opens up about being hit on by men and she thought it was because she was glowing only to discover that pregnancy fetish is a real thing…

 

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Can Larry Madowo Dance? Watch Larry, His Left Feet And #theTrend Crew Do The ‘Lipala Dance’

After Kuku Dance, Helicopter and Mosquito there is a new dance in town that is threatening to knock twerking off its mantle.

Thank God! A locally produced,authentic Kenyan dance has been long overdue. For a long time, we were on the dance floor getting daggered, bending over and twerking but thanks to Sauti Sol, you can recover your lost dignity by dancing to Lipala.

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We saw the Kiss 100 crew jam to it ,Capital F.M crew shake to it and now the Trend crew is getting down to ‘Sura Yako’.

I must commend Ciru Muriuki for busting some awesome moves, but Larry sadly Larry decided to take a back seat (or stand) in this video. Was he hiding his two left feet? There is no shame in being unable to dance, I still get down like its the 70’s with my two left feet

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And Now The Video Of Jaguar’s Expensive South African Wedding Is Out

Last week, there were two stories that broke out about Jaguar; one of Kenya’s most prolific singers. One was about a video that came out in which he along with some of Kenya’s most reknown and infamous youthful politicians were talking nonsense and the other story was about a series of photos of his wedding.

 

Now then, the video of the nuptials is finally out and trust that I would be the first to put it up. Anyway, away from all the hype about the video for just a minute: Jaguar responded to the video I alluded to earlier and you can check out his response here.

And now, back to our regular scheduled program. The lad has released the video of the nuptials and trust that it had all the big German luxury cars you and I can only dream about. Check out the video below:

 

 

 

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This is Why KTN’s #jichopevu is Trending on Twitter

After missing in action for quite a while now, jicho Pevu is back bringing an exhilarating investigative that has seen it gain traction among twitter users in the country.

Mohammed Ali can only be lured out into the public sphere by a series of unresolved mysterious crimes in which he always tries to pick up the pieces and solve the puzzle for the mass. After the country was hit by a wave of mass murders caused by alleged al shabaab/tribal cleansing/political utterences, the investigative journalist took on to a mission to get to the bottom of this.

After those attacks, there were contradicting statements as to who in particular was behind those atrocities. Jicho Pevo gave first-hand account of the witnesses who survived the attack and perhaps this plus other statements issued before trying to justify who the attackers were is the one making Kenyans on Twitter talk. Well the evidence is there, you decide what you want to believe.

Good Boy Gone Bad? Machachari Star Has an Angry Curse-Filled Outburst

Embarrassed. Red faced and maybe a little sweaty under the pits. That is the feeling I got after watching Machachari star Almasi gnash his teeth on YouTube.

Granted, “The West” had it coming but I felt it was a bit too much mainly because he is a child  or maybe I am just old,uptight  and not cool anymore.

 

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On that gangster tip

So what led to this livid outburst from the doe-eyed kid we first met with on Machachari? The western media and their unflattering depiction of Africans as famished, disease -infested people forever looking for hand outs.

If you watch some of their movies and watch how they misrepresent Africa I guarantee that this will get you hot under the collar and maybe you will go on an angry curse filled outburst like the one below:

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Here is the Kenyan Version of Martin Luther King’s I Have a Dream (Video)

He inspired many by his unrelenting quest to see all people of all race treated as equal; one Kenyan youth is walking the path of Dr. King just in a different way.

Kenneth Muendo is a passionate Kenyan who decided to make a change in the society. He wrote a message which he believes all Kenyans should hear. Tribalism, yes a one thing that is gripping everyone when mentioned yet its effect is devastating. Kenneth has a dream for the nation and he believes just by lending him a little bit of your attention, he might just convince you why we all should shun tribalism.

Well, Kenneth uploaded his video and we have decided to be part of the good course and dispatch his message to all Kenyans. Here is Kenneth’s video, check it out:

 


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Betty Kyalo Is Still So Pretty without Make-Up .Denis Okari Is a Very Lucky Man! (Photo)

I have heard a few fellas whine that they go to bed with a perfect 10 and wake up with a 4, this is because some women wear just too many layers of makeup.

But Denis Okari is not one of these men as he goes to bed with a 10 and wakes up to a 10 every morning.

 

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Late last week, Betty Kyallo was photographed at home without a stitch of makeup on. And besides some justifiably wiry hair after undoing her braids and red eyes, she still managed to look exceedingly beautiful, especially considering the fact that she is taking care of her newborn.

 

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Willy Paul Makes History As The First Gospel Artiste To Face Diamond Platnumz And Davido

What do Lupita Nyong’o and Willy Paul have in common? They are both representing Kenya incredibly well internationally.

Lupita Nyong’o ruled award season this year with a SAG award, BET and an Oscars to her name. Willy Paul recently bagged a Talanta Award in the USA and Mwafaka Awards just a week and now he has been nominated for an IRAWMA award. Willy will be facing bigwigs such as Diamond, Davido, Bracket, Eddy Kenzo and the legendary Awilo Logomba in the Best African Song/Entertainer category.

 

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Regarding this fete,Willy Paul said this

 

 

 

Oh My Jesus! This is the best news ever, I just landed in kenya after winning talanta awards USA n Mwafaka awards Kenya a week ago… and know the best news is I have been nominated in this big award by the name IRAWMA its a Jamaican/USA based award happening in USA Florida… I am the only best Gospel artist nominated in East Africa nominated with the song Tam tam . I am facing
Diamond Platnumz of tz…., Brackets of Nigeria, Eddy kenzo Uganda, Davido Nigeria among others in the same category.

Others are Sean Paul, Shaggy, Cecile, Chronix, Popcon  e.t.c
Am I dreaming or what? Lord your wonderful so wonderful.. you have made me what I never thought I’d be….people will talk but you will keep blessing me… asante baba.TO VOTE GO TO WWW.IRAWMA.COM then go to best african song/entertainer and vote for me… thank you

Kiss FM’s Kalekye Mumo Ultimately Decides to Get Wet (Video)

 

When Ethel Kennedy decided to start ice bucket challenge to raise awareness and funds for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), she had no idea that the challenge would be a gimmick best repeated the world over.

The ice bucket challenge requires participants to film themselves willingly hurling ice over themselves in the name of ALS awareness, then nominate others to do the same within 24 hours or else donate money to an ALS charity. Heeding to this call; Kiss FM’s Kalekye Mumo decided to get wet to raise awareness regarding ALS.

Kalekye only became innovative and decided to take the ice cold water from the balcony of 1st floor building. Kalekye was apparently challenged by Susan Wong of Capital Lifestyle and after successful completing her challenge; Kalekye challenged Julie Gichuru, Daniel Ndambuki aka ‘Churchill’ and Adelle Onyango to take on the cold water.

 

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Vera Sidika Promises To Start A Skin-Bleaching Business In Kenya (Photos)

She told us that what she does with her body is her business, but she is looking to make her business our business. What am I talking about?

Vera Sidika’s skin lightening, for those who have been hitting up her DM and calling our offices asking which products she used to lighten her skin, Vera has a solution for you. Taking to social media, Vera shared the following :

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Do you have skin pigmentation, acne etc?
Well, not anymore!!! I will soon bring in great skin products for lightening and all other challenges your skin faces. Both internal and external use products at affordable rates. YES! Affordable. Not 50million, not 15million. . No more DMs and texts about my skin yaaaaay!!!Will keep y’all posted.

 

 

 

 

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Backstreet market ain’t the best. If you have to do it, do it right!!!

Drama As Vera Sidika and Huddah Monroe Wear the Same Dress (Photos)

 

There are a bunch of people who just love to watch the world burn and some of this people just happen to be Vera Sidika’s and Huddah Monroe’s fans.

Yesterday, Vera and Huddah happened to wear the same colored purple maxi long sleeved dress, same acrylic nails and the same nail polish. This as expected turned out to be the usual, “My socialite is better than yours” battle between Vera’s and Huddah’s fans

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Huddah’s fan by the name a_chique_sichique said “ I am telling you kishosho the white ghost kimevaa nguo Kama hiyo yako na ma caption zingine za ufala…she’s such a copycat. “

While Vera Sidika’s fans were like “ha-ha to me vee bought IT, first”

Others who were not fans of either of them but wanted in on the drama made the following comments:

lynnebaraza Apparently Vee n Huddah are playing a childhood game. So Vee was like “hey bitch tomorrow let’s put on our purple dresses and do our nails white” lol

nancy_tanya Haiyaa huddah has won da same dress!like criusly hata ka ni ku compete y’all need to get a life!eish!aint hating tho

nural_ain Is this the same dress @huddahthebosschick is wearing….lmao….girls you both funny….

To put an end to what was escalating very quickly, this is what Vera Said :

“Yall gotta stop with the bullshit.Been wearing this dress for 10 hours now since breakfast! There’s this thing called coincidence. If y’all got the same taste you’d def bump into someone with the same shit!!!

Stop making unnecessary remarks on who wore it first. Even if i did, and someone did later doesn’t mean they copying or I’m copying. SMH. stop making I a big outta nothing. “
Huddah however chose to remain mum on the matter.

 

Chipukeezy & Awinja (Jacky Vike) Can Make A Cute Couple! Don’t You Think So? (Photos)

I do really think these two can make a beautiful family, I’ve seen then host a show together and the chemistry is superb, didn’t know they hangout together though. Anyway Chipukeezy has said there’s nothing going on between them. But again, who knows, the might just be the next celebrity couple.  Check out photos of out together.

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SAD: Yet Another Famous Night Club Bites The Dust (Photos)

After Zeep and Club Smooth shut down last year, one of Nairobi’s landmark buildings and Kenya’s hottest party place is being pulled down.

 F1 which was known to many as the perfect place to unwind and get ratchet is now being bulldozed after a long standing ownership battle.This move comes just 8 months after the club was shut down.

 

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It’s sad to see the place go down since it is not only a multi-million business but also the home of one of the oldest back to school traditions, jam session.

 

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F1 During its glory days (Photo- Jambo News Spot)

 

Congolese Rumba Maestro Papa Wemba Performs At Koroga Festival (Photos)

The August edition of the bi-monthly event; Koroga festival took place at the arboretum grounds over the weekend with performance from one of Africa’s most popular musicians, Jules Shungu Wembadio Pene Kikumba(65) popularly known as Papa Wemba and Kenya’s finest Dan Chizi Aseda. Check out how it went down in pictures.  Courtesy of Quaint Photography.

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Jaguar Responds to Leaked Video of Him, Sonko and Paul Kobia Allegedly Threatening to Kill Raila Odinga

 

After the leaked video of the above personalities came into limelight, One centimeter hit maker has sort to shed light into what was really transpiring.

The video depicting jaguar, Sonko, Paul Kobia among others allegedly threatening to kill Raila Odinga over his call for a referendum has not settled down well with Jaguar and he henceforth decided to give his explanation. Speaking exclusively to Ghafla, Jaguar said that people should learn to differentiate jokes from serious matters. “I respect Raila as a former leader and so people should desist from the jokes going round the social media” uttered the upset Jaguar.

Well the tension brought by this video is uncalled for; even Robert Alai who caught the attention of people regarding the same video acknowledges that the depicted personalities in the video had no means to execute whatever they were bragging about.

 

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