Month: February 2015

With most people used to seeing Joey Muthengi with makeup, it’s hard to imagine how people will react when they see her in her natural look.

With makeups nowadays giving ladies a complete facial transformation, it has increasingly become hard to tell how someone really looks.

Even so, photos of folks without makeup have intentionally or unintentionally popped up on social media revealing how people truly look without ‘additives’.

One thing for sure, Ebru TV’s Joey Muthengi is a natural beauty. The dazzling TV host was an eye candy even when she was only a kid.

Below is the evidence to prove Joey is a natural beauty:

Compare and contrast the two photos, Joey as a child and as a grown up. No big changes, Joey has always been beautiful even when she was only a kid.

 

Former Youth Fund head honcho Gor Semelang’o and Janet Mbugua’s rumored ex-boyfriend had students staring when he made a grand entrance for his evening business classes at USIU.

The school is known for hosting some of the richest students in the country but that did not stop them from staring when Gor landed in their football field in a chopper, this is according to SDE.

Photo:SDE

As per the culture nowadays, the students took pics of the incident before the pilot flew off to Wilson Airport.

Social Media is one of the few public avenues where You can encounter the MOST hate,trolling, insults,disrespect and ridicule. And Makau Mutua knows that all too well.

The fellows that invented social media,Yes,those billionaires ensconced in Silicon Valley knew that,through their very ingenious invention, millions would ultimately encounter incredible volumes of hate and ridicule and bullying.

Armed with that knowledge, these chaps decided that they would add some little feature on their inventions called the ‘BLOCK BUTTON’

The purpose of a block button,in essence,is to permanently shut out a bully,a hater or a disrespectful follower/friend or just some bile-spewing stranger.

By blocking these toxic rascals,You save Yourself much agony. And much emotional turmoil by avoiding their incessant insults,taunts and trolls.

You save yourself a whole load of negativity. And You are able to execute Your social media duties more freely and easily after shutting these hate-filled bastards out.

The GOOD SIDE is…Well,there is the UNBLOCK Button. That is; after You’ve outgrown these low-lifes and are no longer intimidated by their initial insults and their jaundiced comments,You can finally UNBLOCK them. And re-admit them to Your club…

But still put them on probation. Just in case.

Now…Now…we’ve all blocked people on social media right? Right! A lot of people right? Right!

Well,not more people than the esteemed US-based Professor Makau Mutua,the Jubilee Government perpetual antagonist.

Makau W. Mutua (born 1958) is a Kenyan-American professor of law. He is the Dean of the University at Buffalo Law School ,where he is also a SUNY Distinguished Professor and the Floyd H. & Hilda L. Hurst Faculty Scholar.

He is also a member of the Council on Foreign Relations.

Aaaand,He loathes Uhuru Kenyatta. With a passion. And,as a result,almost every single supporter,friend or follower of Kenyatta is,ultimately,Makau Mutua’s sworn enemy too.

And to prove to you just how intolerant he is of these Jubilee types,well,Here is THE OFFICIAL LIST of ALL the People Makau Mutua has blocked on Facebook.

Swear to God that list is huge! Like,waaaayyyyyyyyy huuuuuge!

Whaaaàaaaaaah! Ok….simply mind-boggling.

What’s more?? Browse down the list meticulously… And You will notice one thing; the list also exhibits Mutahi Ngunyi’s infamous ‘tyranny of numbers’ analogy. Yes…98% of the list belongs to those 2 communities. Including Dennis Itumbi. Hehe.

And Mutua even alludes to that himself in the preamble to the revelation.

Enjoy. And thank God YOU ARE NOT BLOCKED.

This is the LIST of people I have blocked on my Facebook account for being abusive, tribal, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, barbaric, crude, senseless, and insufferable. See if they have anything in common.

Edwin Baba Nani Okong’o Unblock

James Milles Unblock

Nick Daniels Unblock

Antony N. Waweru Unblock

Kiprotich Phil Unblock

Mike Kamunya Unblock

Dan Mwangi Unblock

Musa Abdullahi Unblock

Abdul Yakub Unblock

Gideon X Chirchir Unblock

Marto Smart Unblock

Samuel Kamau Unblock

Kushotoo Gurey Unblock

Josh Kariuki Unblock

James Kuria Unblock

Mwaniki G BM Unblock

Edwin Kibet Unblock

Ndichu Wa Wangûi Unblock

Alan Arap Too Unblock

Mwangi Kanothe Unblock

Ken Gichohi Unblock

Henry Nyutu Unblock

Stiv Gitonga Unblock

Senta J Haron Unblock

Koskey Kip Unblock

Anthony Munanga Unblock

Joel Kipchumba Unblock

Josh Chokz Unblock

Festus Kim Unblock

Bonnie Kimani Unblock

Wallace Kantai Unblock

Jimmy Ngure Unblock

Leo Shabaan Unblock

Jackie Mwangi Unblock

John Ng’ayu Unblock

Jackie Maina Lawrence Unblock

Wahome Wilson Unblock

Werugia Nderitu Unblock

Mutuma Kibang’a Unblock

Joe Wainaina Unblock

◾Silas Kiptoo Unblock

◾Joe K Black Unblock

◾John Njeru Munene Unblock

◾Wilson Gichinga Unblock

◾Bigdan Mukundi Unblock

◾Nj Bjorn Unblock

◾Mathew Keitany Unblock

◾Ithe Wa Wambui Unblock

◾Anthony Gatonga Wa Mugo Unblock

◾Mullah James Unblock

◾Maina Wa Njoki Unblock

◾Allan Plentycash Mwangize Unblock

◾Mwaria Njarie Unblock

◾Mohamed Cgat Unblock

◾Kamau Mbugwa Unblock

◾Kagechu Sam Unblock

◾Mũtũnga Nzoka Unblock

◾D.n. Kinuthia Unblock

◾Moses Kamau Unblock

◾Kiplagat Kipkoech T Unblock

◾Arsene Wenger Out Unblock

◾Charles Kanyi Unblock

◾Steve Kamunyu Unblock

◾Anne Musomba Unblock

◾Peter Maina Unblock

◾Kiptum Kip Unblock

◾Ken Wa Shiru Unblock

◾MK Gamaliel Unblock

◾Nderitu Kiarie Unblock

◾Denis Bosire Unblock

◾Capt’n Collins Wanderi Unblock

◾Josephat Karoki Unblock

◾Kariuki Anthony Kiragu Unblock

◾Marsh Sam Unblock

◾Njoroge Kangiri Unblock

◾Muya Kihumba Unblock

◾Suguroi Ndonga Unblock

◾Gathungu Wa Gathoni Unblock

◾Phares Muthomi George Unblock

◾Njoroge Wa Wahome Unblock

◾Patrick Kirimi Unblock

◾John Wainaina Unblock

◾Mohamed Wehliye Unblock

◾John Kinyati Unblock

◾Bob Erick Mariita Unblock

◾Anderson Murangiri Unblock

◾O’Stiffin Ndungu Neevets Unblock

◾Albo Albert Maina Unblock

◾Sheila Shee Mwalili Unblock

◾Mukiri Wa Githendu Unblock

◾Andrew Mulwa Mukiti Unblock

◾Gakubu ‘Isaac’ Moses Unblock

◾Japheth Ngonde Unblock

◾Susan Weinhardt Unblock

◾Muli Ben Unblock

◾Jones Corleone Nyangweso Unblock

◾Ukambani Si Kenya Unblock

◾Rono Mike Unblock

◾Nyamawego As-is Where-is Unblock

◾Francis Njenga Unblock

◾David Nderitu Wanjiru Unblock

◾Mwangi Khimani Unblock

◾Jack Mwaniki Unblock

◾Pita Shujaa Unblock

◾Kelvin Shaqs Jnr Unblock

◾Sam Serem Unblock

◾Rashid Malit Unblock

◾Dimitar Philip Unblock

◾Muuriu Wa Awa Unblock

◾Joe Karúga Unblock

◾Kogi Wa Kariuki Unblock

◾Apollo Macharia Unblock

◾Stephen Ndegwa Mugweru Unblock

◾Paul N Kuria Unblock

◾James Wairagu Ndungu Unblock

◾Joel M Mathia Unblock

◾Kimani Streetmonk’d Nyoike Unblock

◾Douglas Omogaka Unblock

◾Neema Afri Ca Unblock

◾Racy Edwards Unblock

◾Wainaina Njuguna Kingara Unblock

◾StanhLee Wa Wanjiku Unblock

◾Phami Maina Unblock

◾Githaiga Wa Mbuthia Unblock

◾George Karanja Njenga Unblock

◾Malik Ogonji Odak Unblock

◾Thomas Tum Unblock

◾Mwangi Wa Ngamate Unblock

◾Samuel Njoroge Unblock

◾Patrick Wangige Unblock

◾Lawrence Kanyi Ndegwa Unblock

◾Francis Habu Kamau Unblock

◾Philip Komen Unblock

◾Faith Barng’etuny Unblock

◾Hiram Mbugua Unblock

◾Ben Soh Unblock

◾Steve Kariuki Unblock

◾Larry Lagat Loitah Jr. Unblock

◾Tony Wamae Unblock

◾Bernard Mubea Unblock

◾Mcmillan Edmound Jengo Unblock

◾Kimu Wetu Unblock

◾Joel Waggz Wandimi Unblock

◾Leopald Chui Ngare Unblock

◾Antonov Gammaray Manlike Unblock

◾Mahbuob Nure Unblock

◾Dennis Itumbi Unblock

◾Irungu Maina Unblock

◾Catherine Riungu Unblock

◾Josphat Wariara Nice Unblock

◾Caleb Mwamisi Unblock

◾Jeffrey Malkan Unblock

◾Kinyanjui Theuri Unblock

◾Robert Njenga Unblock

◾Xhoung Xhi Unblock

◾John Murimi Unblock

◾Micheni Mugoh Unblock

◾Henry Ng’ethe Unblock

◾Samuel Njuguna Kahoro Unblock

◾Felix Nyoro Unblock

◾James Njiri Unblock

◾Johnson Kiarie Njenga Unblock

◾Mercy Joh Lee Unblock

◾Fahad Mu’az Alal Unblock

◾Joe Mutonga Unblock

◾Kinuthia Nyanjui Unblock

◾Geoffrey Wainaina Unblock

◾Benard Kipkemoi Arap Rotich Unblock

◾Francis Macaria Wanjobi Unblock

◾Paul Mugo Unblock

◾Karugu Mbugua Unblock

◾Nyolei A. Mike Unblock

◾Faith Nashika Ringo Unblock

◾Peter Ochoti Unblock

◾Dan Konyeh Unblock

◾Adera Janani Jakaliya Luwum Unblock

◾Felix Ng’etich Unblock

◾Jeremy C Thuku Unblock

◾Ignatius M. Dipondo Unblock

◾Bobby NamojirrNang’elech Makale Unblock

◾Amos Korir Unblock

◾Phillip Odhiambo Malanga Unblock

◾Yussuf Abdi Barre Unblock

◾Mheshimiwa Wairumbi Unblock

◾Eunice Nthenya Waema Unblock

◾Chesengeny Justice Unblock

◾Newton Wango Unblock

◾George Kenyatta Muumbo Unblock

◾Paul N Warui Unblock

◾Inconsistent Witness Unblock

◾Martin Njau Unblock

◾Seth Wetoyi Adams Unblock

◾Andrew K. Bett Unblock

◾Kam Thit Unblock

◾Muraguli Mwangi Unblock

◾Moses G Kebaso Unblock

◾Charles Mwangi Unblock

◾Mathenge Nderitu Unblock

◾Wachira Miringa Unblock

◾Ralph Waweru Wa Macharia Unblock

◾Lucy N. Gitau Unblock

◾Samson Nyaoke Unblock

◾Mwaura Karagu Unblock

◾Cday Smart Ndegwa Unblock

◾Ken Kirenge Muchiri Unblock

◾Saban Limo Unblock

◾Wambûi Ndungu Unblock

◾Bernard Chirchir Sambu Unblock

◾Felo Momanyi Unblock

◾Jeff Kaponda Kaponda Unblock

◾Mburu Wa Gitau Unblock

◾RudeBoy Mwanam’ma Wesh Unblock

◾Mercy W Ngure Unblock

◾Kinuthia John Unblock

◾Sam Kurgat Unblock

◾Bonnie Gacagua Unblock

◾Elvis Presly Kariuki Unblock

◾Gichane James Unblock

◾Solmon Mmburunga Unblock

◾Harry Tymes Unblock

◾Kathy Wangari Unblock

◾Prince Onchari Unblock

◾Gituku Baggio Unblock

◾Steve Bitok Unblock

◾Rickashton Richard Unblock

◾Charles Njau Unblock

◾Musyoka Mwendwa Unblock

◾Kenny W Gichuki Unblock

◾Karung’o Njihia Unblock

◾John Karumba Wahome Unblock

◾Samuel Kimata Unblock

◾Joss Mt Wa Bull Unblock

◾Antonion Njuguna Unblock

◾Menace Da Hawker Unblock

◾Nding’a Muindi Unblock

◾Benjamin Mwangi Unblock

◾Karenju Ole Kabutu Unblock

◾Michael Gìthure Njenga Unblock

◾Dan Koyolla Unblock

◾Nyaga Magnifico Unblock

◾Vincent Keter Unblock

◾Gitahi Mathu Unblock

◾Mac’Olonde David Unblock

◾Munene Tito Unblock

◾Saruni Nkurrunah Unblock

◾Hassan Siyat Unblock

◾Hassan Dida Unblock

◾Benson Muchemi Unblock

◾Kebenei Uhuru John Unblock

◾Jongumu Munga Unblock

◾Apollo Kazibwe Unblock

◾Kenyan Frank Unblock

◾Shunza Gitali Unblock

◾Edu Ngugi Unblock

◾Wanjira Mwangi Unblock

◾Kelvin Bigfish Muraya Unblock

◾Martin James Nyaga Unblock

◾Ngila Pius Unblock

◾Ben Gachagua Unblock

◾M’tuamwari M’ikiyu Unblock

◾David Mbugua Unblock

◾Brad Pit Wanjau Unblock

◾Fridah Kaaria Unblock

◾Kinyua Kariuki Unblock

◾Sambah Mohamud Unblock

◾Abdisheikh Ali Unblock

◾Edward Maingi Unblock

◾Patrick N Kimani Unblock

◾James Macharia Unblock

◾Eric Mwangi Unblock

◾Misa Toons Unblock

◾Mark Bates Unblock

◾Omotangi Obaba Unblock

◾Tony Kamau Unblock

◾Aden Abdi Unblock

◾Peter Macharia Unblock

◾Bernard Kimunya Unblock

◾Brenda Gee Unblock

◾Mukui Muriu Mukui Unblock

◾Edwin Livugu Unblock

◾Ledama Mburu Vincent Unblock

◾Baiya Kiarie Unblock

◾Mwale Wa Eduati Unblock

◾Kombo James Juma Unblock

◾Steve Ochuodho Unblock

◾Hazel Wanjiku Unblock

◾Richard Joshua Korir Unblock

◾Patrick Ndege Unblock

◾Sally Wa Mburu Unblock

◾Abdirahaman Kadet Unblock

◾Innocent Nzibo Unblock

◾Kigali Wa Mutongu Unblock

◾Ngethe Kahenya Unblock

◾Gen Muchiri Arsenal Unblock

◾Robert Thuiya Unblock

◾Cathy B Nyamu Unblock

◾Stanley Maina Unblock

◾Rowena Lafferty Unblock

◾Robert K Muinde Unblock

◾Nguthi Joseph Kagechu Unblock

◾Tony Mukere Unblock

◾Amos Kinyua Unblock

◾Jane Karanja Kyalo Unblock

◾Frank Kuria Unblock

◾Kiama Philip Unblock

◾Ngina Wachira Unblock

◾Mungai Charles Gathii Unblock

◾Kingori Kevin Unblock

◾Jeniffer Kamau Unblock

◾John Njenga Unblock

◾Ken Karira Unblock

◾Elose Karima Unblock

◾William Kaboro Unblock

◾Joseph Munga Unblock

◾Jay Bonns Unblock

◾Hon Steve Kamau Unblock

◾Charlene Kasumi Unblock

◾Salma Kamila Eljahmi Unblock

◾Simon Wangu Unblock

◾Kamau Gathungu Unblock

◾Barng’etuny Kiplagat Muigey Unblock

◾David N. Kiragu Unblock

◾Joseph Gatura Unblock

◾Klaus Cole Henderson Unblock

◾Fausto Mburia Unblock

◾Ahmed Hassan Unblock

◾Ndungu Muritu Unblock

◾Patrick Tony Kiruka Karanja Unblock

◾Demka Kamulo Msongaleli Unblock

◾Muthaura Anampiu Unblock

◾Bernard Gitau Unblock

◾Charlz Cool Nyagah Unblock

◾Simon Githuku Karau Unblock

◾Ndiritu Kenya Unblock

◾Kinuthia Kinuthia Njoroge Unblock

◾Simon Gichia Unblock

◾James Murithi Mugambi Unblock

◾Alex Chau Kamau Unblock

◾Moses Mundia Unblock

◾Wakiash Mbish Unblock

◾Muleta Alex Unblock

◾Robert Sobayeni Unblock

◾Geoffrey Omondi Unblock

◾Mohkz Sheiy Elijah Unblock

◾Ismail Ahmed Unblock

◾Majau Kithinji Unblock

◾Tom Hans Unblock

◾Wakanai Waka Waka Unblock

◾Mainah Muchiri Unblock

◾Theman Isanda Unblock

◾Hastings Gichuhi Unblock

◾Mithamo Muchiri Unblock

◾Gikaru John Unblock

◾Kariuki Adam Wa Wambui Unblock

◾Ndungu Wa Mugi Unblock

◾Wanjiru Tyrus Unblock

◾Earnest Kariuki Unblock

◾Karanja Waweru Unblock

◾Lydia Wilson Lydia Unblock

◾Vincento Otiato Mak Oballah Unblock

◾Dennis Njiru Unblock

◾Ndirangu Kihagi Unblock

◾Gitau Wilfred Unblock

◾David Shimenga Unblock

◾Kijana Mkenya Unblock

◾Pio Salvio Demativo Unblock

◾Gathuki Ngahu Unblock

◾Abdulkadir Kanchor Unblock

◾Honourable Patrick Kemboi Unblock

◾Naomi Parker Unblock

◾Gachaki Ka Nyina Kinyui Unblock

◾Stanley Micheni Unblock

◾Rop Sidindi Unblock

◾Provi Kamencu Unblock

◾Zack Kinuthia Unblock

◾Peter Kiondo Unblock

Mukamba Kivindyo Unblock

Johnie West Unblock

Kamau Paul Unblock

◾Simon Kingori Unblock

◾مريم بادي Unblock

◾Kirui Kevin Unblock

◾Newton Farmer Unblock

◾Kibe Jimnah Unblock

◾Kendy To Africa Euro Unblock

◾Mtu Nguyaz Unblock

◾Amwoga Khalwale Unblock

◾Jeremiah Mathiu Unblock

◾DY Lance Unblock

◾Rose Kik Unblock

◾Ngugi Mungai Unblock

◾Mutua Ngondi Unblock

◾Josse Rop Unblock

◾Alex Mugo Unblock

◾Johnson Kinyua Unblock

◾Naftaly Kirugi Unblock

◾John Kiarie Unblock

◾Kevin Ocharo Unblock

◾Pius K Kemboi Unblock

◾Eddah Wangechi Unblock

◾Carollus Karûri Unblock

◾Steve Chege Jr. Unblock

◾Mean Kaiser Unblock

◾Noah Kimani Unblock

◾July Kyrya Munya Unblock

◾Kamalz Rutenziba Unblock

◾Bosire Bogonko Unblock

◾Jim Francis Unblock

◾Boom Shakalala Unblock

◾Sshiko Tara Unblock

◾Ncooro Kithinji Unblock

◾Abdul Kaymyter Unblock

◾Jedidah Danson Unblock

◾Pilipili Chungu Unblock

◾Cherotich Carren Kiki Unblock

◾Edwin K Rono Unblock

Phew!

There You have it. And thank you very much for having the patience to read such an irrationally long list!

Did You find your name there? Well,I didn’t. Time to piss off Makau Mutua now! I want to be in that list! Bad.

Just hours after clocking 1.6 Million Unique Visits, Ghafla gets to 2 Million Unique visits overnight!! Champagne anyone? Yes? 2 Million Reasons Why Ghafla! Is Your Top Source Of Entertainment News In Kenya It does not come easy, and lest you think I’m blowing the horn for nothing , you need to see the team, the commitment, the resilience, the passion, the drive- 400k Unique views overnight is not mediocre, we have ground, we have clawed and done this for ya’all, Because we take Entertainment news seriously.

 Just In case you are still bamboozled by “Unique Visits” , Ghafla is ranked as the number one entertainment website in Kenya by Alexa, a site that ranks websites in terms of their performance in the interwebs (that’s internet for you) This is the more reason you need to book mark and rebookmark our site, we are second to none! Hail to the Editor Irari Ngugi and the team. We are about Claiming the Universe, Because your Galaxy is Overated! 

Here is a Snippet of the analytics,just to prove that we are not bluffing 

There’s a group of Kenyans that make me not want to look at my news feed on Facebook whenever I log in. Fact is, a status update is annoying if it primarily serves the person who wrote it and does nothing positive for anyone reading it. The following groups of kenyans should give us a break because they are ruining our social media experience..

Kenyans who post “Thanks for the add”

Or “Thanx fi di +” or “Thank you so very much for accepting me as your friend.” Really? Kwani ni kazi umepewa? It’s pretty foolish and unnecessary. Most people don’t like posts of strangers on their walls. Personally I delete them immediately I see them. That’s after frowning and cursing. Dear guys who do that, a chic isn’t going to like you just because you posted on her wall. Kindly grow up.

Men who harass chics with endless inbox messages

Control your thirst. If Facebook was keen on sexual harassment, very many guys would be in jail right now. Some ninjas just can’t stop. They inbox random ladies with so much vigour like that’s what they were brought on planet earth to do. A guy sends 10 messages without getting a reply but he still continues. Calm your balls and figure out appropriate ways to approach chics. Random Inbox messages only make you look perverted

Chics who post, ‘I am in town, who wants to hook up?”

Or ‘I am in town, who wants to buy me lunch?’ and blab bla. Bish, get a life. No one is interested in hooking up with you or buying you lunch.. You are not Marylin Monroe. Neither are you Ketty Perry. Ule watchman wa kofia wa pale Stanley hukua town kila siku na hasumbuangi watu. Some of us go to New York, Johannesburg and London every time but we never ask the people there to come hook up with us in town.

People who chat about personal stuff via wall posts or comment boxes.

This mostly applies to lovers. We don’t need to know what you feel about each other or what you are going to do next. Discuss those things privately. In fact, these are the same people who go about writing paragraphs full of philosophical messages after they get dumped

Kenyans who keep posting photos of their babies all the time

Give the child some time to grow up first before you start sharing pictures with everyone. We understand that you are excited about having a baby and all that but trust me, no one wants to see baby photos unless it’s Kim Kardashian who has given birth.

Old unflattering photos used to be buried under the mattresses back in the day but thanks to the onset of throwback Thursday; old photos are shared for a good laugh.

Such as this one Shix Kapienga which captioned:

Again high school memories. 2002 “variety show” or rather “talent show” my friend ruth was rocking an african attire as for me..woi I was a dancer and that was my “swag” bandana, an xl ‘love thy neighbour’ tshirt na jeans kubwa kuniliko za side mbosho. Hizo socks sijui nilivaa zaa nini aki.

Mohammed Ali is once again wobbling on the tongues of Kenyans after his chat with Jeff Koinange went viral online.

Kenya’s most revered investigative journalist, Mohammed Ali hit the screen once again, not to run his investigative piece but to shed light on pressing issues.

Moha had zero chills. He spoke boldly not leaving any stone unturned. Apart from taking shots on Sonko for brandishing guns, Moha fearlessly named the person owning the controversial Hotel that is alleged to have grabbed a parcel of land belonging to Langata Primary.

“So who is the owner?” Jeff asked.

“The owner of what? Weston? It’s Ruto. Google. Piga google sahii, it’s Ruto. We must fear God bana! Nobody else.” Moha audaciously stated.

“Go to google, google will never lie to you and if you want to sue, sue google because google inasema Weston Hotel belongs to so and so. Kama unaogopa kusema, just say according to google” Moha told Jeff who appeared to be frightened by the topic.

Check out the interview below:

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KOT Hail Mohammed Ali For His Fearless Naming Of Ruto as the Owner of Weston Hotel

 

 

Forget beating around the bush, creating memes and gossiping in hushed tones behind closed doors, Mohammed Ali is not one to do that.

Yesterday he showed her had the real cajones when he boldly alleged that the owner of Weston Hotel was Ruto much to the shock of Jeff Koinange and Kenyans.

 In addition, Mohammed Ali dished out some truths that might be hard to swallow making his interview worth every minute.

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These moves have been met with great praise from Kenyans who had this to say:

 

Romana ‏@Thumbelinarh: I could watch a full series of @MohaJichoPevu, as the only character. Coz miiiien, he is the realest mguise, I’ve seen yet. #JKL

Kenny Kaburu ‏@kennytoonz: Can we all hail @MohaJichoPevu b4 our tribal leaders blow their whistle & we all retreat to our respective tribal cocoons #Jichopevu #JKL

irungu Houghton ‏@irunguhoughton: Excellent #jkl tonight. @MohaJichoPevu is one of Kenya’s finest citizens. Hongera shujaa #Truth2Power

Mr. B ‏@Benogola: Did you see the pain in @MohaJichoPevu’s eyes? That’s the pain of someone who cares about this country & not just Kenyatta or Raila. #JKL

Cyprian, Is Nyakundi ‏@C_NyaKundiH: Mohammed Ali confirms Weston Hotel belongs to Ruto #JKL- This man is never afraid …Oh My

Peter Aming’a ‏@Peter_aminga: When @MohaJichoPevu speaks you listen to him more than any other journalist, why? His hard work speaks for him @KoinangeJeff #JKL

Oyunga Pala ‏@realoyungapala: Refreshing to hear straight talking @MohaJichoPevu #JKL Respect your work. Stay true.

T.K.O ‏@muthoniDQ: Yes! Yes! Yes! Amen! I salute your courage and your integrity @mohajichopevu. I support you! Yes! Yes! Yes! @KoinangeJeff #JKL

Ahmed Shakur. ‏@ndugu1shaks: Watching @KTNKenya @KoinangeJeff @MohaJichoPevu this is a great journalist! A brave one indeed.!

See More: Chills For Who? Jicho Pevu’s Mohammed Ali Boldly Names Ruto As The Owner of The Hotel Alleged To Be Behind Langata Land Grabbing

 

 

 

It is now clear that NTV’s Dennis Okari, Emmanuel Juma and Linus Kaikai face a possible six-month jail term for contempt of court over the airing of the controversial expose, Certificates of Doom.

Before the airing of the controversial expose, Nairobi Aviation College had gone to court and obtained an order barring Okari from airing the clip.

However, NTV ignored the order and went ahead to air the expose, prompting students from Nairobi Aviation to storm Nation Centre and hurl stones.

Nairobi Aviation has since gone to court and filed a case seeking to have NTV and its journalists held accountable for court contempt.

This is the case filed by Nairobi Aviation:

In addition, NTV has been barred from airing or running the expose on their online platforms as the case proceeds in court.

Could this jeopardise journalism in the country? Only time will tell.

Fundis usually roll in to work on rickety  bicycles, but not the Real Fundis of Kinoo.

The Fundis of Kinoo prefer to travel in limos. And they will definitely cause a scene when they are chauffeured in for the premier of the critically acclaimed movie ‘Fundimentals in 8 days.

The swagged up Fundis will be driven in by only the best in town the Royal Hometown Limousines &Events Ltd.

 

The Limos

And this is where you can catch them making a grand entrance and subsequently watch their movie ‘Fundimentals’:

On -12th February (6pm) at 20th century ‪#‎Imax‬ (Big screen) for ksh 1000. Tickets can be bought at Imax. The film will then do a run at ‪#‎ArfaLounge‬ for a two weeks.

13th Feb at ‪#‎PrestigePlazaCinema‬ (big screen). The movie will also do a run at the cinema for two weeks and prices will be extremely pocket friendly. Tickets can be bought at the cinema.

14th Feb (6pm) at Two Hours of Sunset (Ngong racecourse) a one off valentine edition event for all the love birds who want to come and have a good laugh on valentine’s day laying on the lush green grass (picnic style open air screen) .

Fundi-Mentals, This is the Movie you do not want to miss !

 

90-year-old President Robert Mugabe is trending on the internet like a wild bush fire after his ‘break dance’ went viral.

Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe is currently the hottest topic all over the social media. The President is being mocked after his infamous fall.

Yes, the President took a tumble as he was walking down some steps from a podium where he had been addressing his supporters at Harare International Airport.

The photo that was captured when the president was falling down is the one that made folks make fun of the Zimbabwean leader.

Kenyan celebrities too took shots on Mugabe mercilessly ridiculing him. Robert Alai described Mugabe as exhausted ass.

Robert Alai: Punda imechoka kweli

Capital FM’s Joe Muchiri couldn’t hold his laughter after seeing Mugabe’s fall, he went on to share some of the photoshopped photos of the infamous stumble on social media.

Check out some of Mugabe’s photoshopped photos below:

 

A beautiful Thursday Morning in the Nation’s capital, a day packed with lots of activities. It’s four days since the ‘controversial’ exposé by NTV was release yet it still has traction on the internet. Here are other trendy stories that we have for you this Thursday morning:

#1Do Not Own A Certificate Of Doom. Here Is a Full List of Universities, Polytechnics and Other Educational Institutions Legally Authorized To Operate in Kenya

#2Terry Anne Chebet Gets A New Job!

#3Was Dennis Okari Paid To Finish Off Nairobi Aviation College? He Speaks Out

#4This Is Why KTN Is Being Ridiculed On Social Media After Hosting Robert Alai

#5Drama :Dennis Nthumbi Of Mavuno Church Responds To Claims That He Is A Sex Pest.

#6Former Mali Actor Survives a Grisly Road Accident..(Photos)

#7Controversial Blogger Robert Alai Getting Married Soon

#8No One Is Safe. K24’s Hilarious Error Causes Embarrassment

#9REALITY: Nairobi Aviation Students Will Regret Storming And Stoning Nation Centre

#10See What Jaguar Did To Nigeria’s Iyanya After Accusing Him(Jaguar) Of Being Lazy

Changes pub in westlands, best known for its midweek parties that at one time saw Vanessa Chettle as the hostess and later on Shicko Maiggie has moved to kitengela. A quiet Suburban mostly inhabited by the “Haves” of Nairobi. 

 Club changes leaves its Westlands home that was mostly populated by the young folk who went to “yolo”  In favor of a new home at Kitengela Changes Inn. Speaking to the management, It was revealed that Changes was looking to provide party experience to mature folk unlike its Changes home that was mainly flocked by the younger Generation.

 The New venue promises better party moments in a serene ambiance and ultra-modern decor.

Tahidi High Miss Morgan’s daughter Imani can do something that most of learnt to do in our teens and haven’t yet acquired the mastery of.

 She Can converse  eloquently in English at  only 3 years! At an age when most of us were running around soiling nappies, Imani is learning the honorable art of Conversing in the queens tongue. 

In the video she reveals the name of the daddy. When her mother asks her who her daddy is, she pauses and bursts out … “Jesus!” The mother, Angel Waruinge, commonly known as Miss Morgan from her no-nonsense role in the Tv Drama Tahidi high is a single mum.

Here is the Video:

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Pictures of a slimmer much hotter Nazizi surfaced on the internet, and we were all blown away because she looked AMAZING.

Nazizi has always been a beautiful woman, but the Nazizi 2.0 version was incredibly gorgeous! The transformation was amazing and her confidence was infectious.

As it turns out, Nazizi is not the only one who has transitioned into a better version of themselves. Celebrities such as Joy Kendi and Ktn’s Mike Makori have TRANSFORMED…like a lot. Check out these before after photos

 

Joy Kendi: Wasn’t sure if I should post this. But eff it. #transformationtuesday ….. the pic on the left ISN’T me at my heaviest. I got up to around 80kgs. What can i say… i’m a foodie. Over the years I’ve slowly lost a total of around 50lbs…. 23kgs….. Point is its possible… I officially hit my goal weight of 57 kgs thanks to my nutritionist @frankie_justgymit . Funny part is, the last time I weighed anywhere close to 57kgs was when I was 11 years old… lmao #ourstylekenya #tryinghealthyliving #weightloss #loseit 

 

 

 

 

Mike:

I was apprehensive about posting this for obvious reasons lol but I love to inspire.It took me a couple of months to get here but I’m still no where close to what I’d like my body to look like.
How I did it? Well eating HEALTHY, cutting down on the nights out, sleeping early, hydrating well and STICKING to my work out. All this courtesy of my trainer.

See Also: Here Are Celebrity Reactions Following Nazizi’s Extraordinary Physical Transformation

 

 

 

 

 

You might have spotted his face on Mali or Makutano Junction, Robert Ageng’o is not a new face on the screen. The actor survived a road accident to narrate what transpired that fateful day.

Late last year, Robert Ageng’o literally endangered his own life when he failed to pay attention on the road ending up involved in a road accident.

In a chat with Ghafla!, Robert disclosed his mishap started when he had a quarrel with his girlfriend. The actor was on his on his way to Langata for a reggae concert when he got involved in the crash.

“I think I slept or I was not concentrating, I just saw the roundabout when I was too near to avoid so I ended up on top.” Robert explained.

                                                           Robert Ageng’o

Even though no one was hurt in the accident, Robert is still affected by the tragedy. He is currently featuring in MNET’s ‘Kona’ where he is playing a role of a professional boxer.

Below are photos of Robert’s car after the crash:

 

It will be a while before the culture of professional Paparazzis catches on since our showbiz scene is still young. But Kenyans citizens have turned into paparazzis of sorts snapping unflattering pictures of celebs and media houses pants down.

K24 has become the butt of all jokes after a spelling error that had them type the words “ Kenya pubic expenditure ”instead of “ Kenya public expenditure” .

This mistake has had Kenyans poking fun on Social Media with comments such as these filling the comment section:

Irene’s Concierge: haha! like a Brazilian wax?

Francis Waithaka Kariuki: Nairobi Aviation

 

They must be rolling out in good money after the successful completion of one of the best movies that Kenya has to offer, a movie that revolves around the underhand methods of the Kinoo fundis, Gerald Langiri and his protege Charlie Kirumi, who deviate from the normal business of mending broken house appliances to fixing bad sex, marriage and consequently, families. 

 As the official premier of the movie closes in  (8 days to) the actors have  been offered transport by the limo company Royal Hometown Limousines &Events Ltd. the limos  shall be be chauffeured to the premiers Hollywood style. 

 

The Premiers will be:

• 12th February (6pm) at 20th century ‪#‎Imax‬ (Big screen) for ksh 1000. Tickets can be bought at Imax. The film will then do a run at ‪#‎ArfaLounge‬ for a two weeks.
• 13th Feb at ‪#‎PrestigePlazaCinema‬ (big screen) for ksh 550. The movie will also do a run at the cinema for two week and prices will be KSh 400 Mon – thursday and Ksh 550 Fri-sun. Tickets can be bought at the cinema. 
• 14th Feb (6pm) at Two Hours of Sunset (Ngong racecourse) a one off valentine edition event for all the love birds who want to go and have a good laugh on valentines day on the green grass (picnic style open air screen) Prices. Ksh 1000 advance available at www.ticketsasa.com or at the gate Ksh 1500 and VIP 2500

 

 

Her Segment on Citizen Tv Business finally paid off, someone who knows someone else noticed her, reccomended and voila! 
Terry Anne chebet found herself a new job! 

 I am not sure if it is a “new job” since she will still be keeping her post at Royal media, so lets just call it “Another Job” another responsibility for the gracious women of this country.  The Senior reporter and news anchor was yesterday appointed  to the women in Business sub committee where she will be handling media and communications.

In a statement, sort of update that she posted on her instagram, Terry Anne Chebet posted the pic of her new business card, happy at her achievement barely 2 months into 2015.