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Sexy Socialite Changes Dressing Style After Taking Up A New Job (photos)

 

After disappearing from the socialite  kingdom where she was serving as Janitor, our curvaceous queen took a real job, an office job to be precise. Since then, her wardrobe has changed, she is now to be found in nice little skirts and d’orsay pumps, strutting in some office and running errands. Her Socialite life? Probably forgotten

 

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Le Thirst! Kenyan Men Openly Salivate Over Talia Oyando’s Insanely Hot Body

As you are probably aware, Talia Oyando shared some seriously hot pics of herself in a bikini and peeps on Social Media have gone WILD. Especially #Team Mafisi

Here are some reactions from Facebook, Instagram and Twitter to her banging bikini pics. Some of the reactions are simple; others funny while others are downright raunchy. Check them out

Terence Otucho: DAMN

Anthony Mugabe: ‘Weka-Weka’

Anthony Mugabe: Brethren hapa ni kusmash kama the Hulk! Mambo za drip ya red-cross ni baadae!

Chris Tuks Kuta vitu..

Caesar Muti: Hii itasababisha Palm Sunday. On a Wednesday. Haki.

Anthony Mugabe: Wet Fry manenos…

Èdwin Búhęrê: Hapa ndo ile nyoka ya pangani hutoklezea! LOL

Tito Opondo Tallia Oyando lol see what you gone did

BLACK THOUGHT* ‏@kega_qegx: Just added Talia Oyando to my #MILF list

Boots & Booty ‏@leeeyo_ : Talia Oyando has always been yummy. Over the years

Iain Felipe ‏@iainfelipe: Talia Oyando is the reason I can consider putting in gym budget for bae..

The Internet Ruthlessly Tears Huddah Monroe Over Her Slur Regarding Fat People

Huddah Monroe is on the receiving end after she ‘unintentionally’ stepped on some people’s toe with her comment. Her post has been deemed offensive and as a result the internet has decided to reciprocate by whipping her tiny behind.

The self-styled socialite was on a noble mission of enlightening her social media fans on the importance of hitting the gym only that her message was blown out of proportion.

“I now understand why fat people remain fat! Working out is not easy! Everyone who knows me personally knows I’ve never worked out or done any exercises! But my GOD, I’ve tried! The GYM is not a place for the weak hearted! I’m about to quit on day 3. I thought It was a playground.” Wrote Huddah.

Out of the fifty five or so words Huddah wrote, only the word ‘FAT’ stood out and that was the genesis of all insults that rained upon the socialite.

Poor Huddah didn’t know she was treading on eggshells with a ‘delicate’ topic. As much I have pity for her, the internet didn’t. See some of the comments posted in response to Huddah’s post on the next page:

 


 

Magomrez: If a FAT person wrote what she did….it wouldn’t be a big deal. Damn guys…chill….! But yet again that statement…the way she put it out there….it was obviously going to provoke someone. We have all mastered the english language at different levels.

shila54: kisia Hehehe atleast I warned you darling. @huddahthebosschick it’s no monkey Business hihihihi don’t quit thou in 5days u will again be addicted tovwork out

missmanny: killuminatti Hehehehe @huddahthebosschick why are all this people catching feelings!??

Puritymungai: Huddah don’t give up ..the first week is the toughest since the muscles are also adjusting …after one week you will become a work out addict

keter_mercy: I knew someone gonna pounce hard on @huddahthebosschick, I agree working out addictive, am addicted 🙂

anne_kimani: U’ve got the body yes..bt usiringie figure sana to extent ya kucriticize engine. be thankful u have it.anything cud happen…u never know

joey_pinkette: You know what I came to realize something you should all stop hating on @huddahthebosschick …..at least she is doing something to keepfit….being fat and overweight is a choice no one was born fat…..your mother made sure you ate healthy n kept fit but as you grew up what you eat defines how you look….personally I am well overweight but that was my choice n after I felt uncomfortable I did something I bought a waist trainer n hit the gym I avoid excess carbs n eat the right amount of food n more fruit and water… so stop hating on her she’s actually motivating you

happyjay92: Hahahaha if you are FAT and LAZY to work out your body,you will forever be fat , soft words won’t make you lose weight! Its not easy working out thats y fat people remain fat

its.mr_steal: yo_girl @huddahthebosschick Fuck the fat… YOU ARE BAE!!!!

Itsmbarii: Lol agree @happyjay92 I don’t get why they don’t understand it, be proud of who u are whether you fat or skinny or do something about it

happyjay92: @itsmbarii its just like saying,making money z not easy thats y broke people remain broke

rahmakhatib: @joey_pinkette damn girl no one was hating on anyone not every one who’s stating their opinions and trying to correct her is hating you need to chill coz reading what she said was kind of offensive …go search hating on the dictionary n come back comment ma

ompah_meenie_ompah: I find nothing offensive. Its true .That gym aint for weak hearted if you given a try you know

vicsrieny: All these people saying Fat people are Lazy of boy you need to read more. From a medical point of view, some diseases can make you be Fat e.g Hypothyroidism. So before you say they are lazy find out the reason why they look like that. P.S Being Skinny doesn’t mean you are healthy. You can have high cholesterol etc and I know so many ” Fat” people who are more active than me.

joey_pinkette: @ompah_meenie_ompah …..true that.ebu tell her..n please I am a graduate so I know theeaning of hating I have a whole dictionary in my brain @rahmakhatib …….gym ain’t for quitters…if you want a body like @huddahthebosschick you have to earn it….#workforit

 

See Muthoni The Drummer Queen’s Wonderful Freestyle…This Girl Has Lyrics

Muthoni the Drummer Queen famously known as MDQ is one of the few Kenyan ladies who have embraced what many consider is a male-dominated thing: rapping.

The singer has lyrics and can do them perfectly when she has a good day.

Muthoni has released songs before, her own singles and collabos with established rappers like Octopizzo who is also one of the finest rappers in the 2014.

And it seems the songbird is not relaxing her muscles any time soon. She has released a brand new song which is already gaining momentum quickly.

But as she does so, let us not forget that Muthoni has freestyle skills which some will find hard to match.

Ghafla Kenya caught up with the singer free-styling and believe it, this will leave even the likes of Niki Minaj scratching their heads.

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BREAKING NEWS: Maisha Magic Extended Viewing Until End Of May

M-Net has put on hold plans to shut down Maisha Magic in March and extended the viewing of the channel to the end of May this year.  Viewers have now been assured that they will still enjoy their favourite shows as arrangements are being made on a smooth transition as well as a natural closure to some of the channel’s already on-air shows.

Maisha Magic now broadcasting on Channel 161 on DStv, was initially set for termination end of March 2015 due to inability to achieve the required ratings. According to M-Net Sub Sahara Africa CEO Patricia Van Rooyen, the business decision was taken after much deliberation following an assessment of the channel’s performance.

Among shows currently on air on Maisha Magic include popular comedy shows Don’t mess with Kansiime, Mr and Mr’s Singh and Mazagazaga. Others are music reality TV show  Maisha Superstar, Tujuane Plus and drama shows such as Rush and Deception. Veve, an original Kenyan film which won Best Indigenous Movie Swahili category in this year’s AMVCA awards, premiered on the channel in November last year.

While confirming its commitment to the East African region, M-Net has now pledged to utilize its resources towards revitalizing and improving the content on the remaining Maisha Magic Swahili channel, which is on both GOtv and DStv,  to make it more entertaining and appealing to viewers in Kenya, Uganda and Tanzania.

Experience How to Exponentially Grow Your Business Market at Digital Marketing E.A Summit

 

The second edition of East Africa Digital Marketing Summit & Show is a month away. The aim of the show is to bring key players in the digital marketing space together in East Africa region and beyond.  The event will facilitated by industry leaders who will discuss latest global namely;

  1. Waithara Kabiru-Coca Cola Digital Marketing Manager in Central, West & East Africa
  2. Peter Ndiang’ui- OLX Country Director
  3. Dennis Itumbi- Office of The President, Director of Digital Communication
  4. Waithera Ng’ang’a – Marketing Society of Kenya CEO
  5. Asif Khan- Squad Digital Head of Social Media/Community Management
  6. Nikolai Barnwell- 88mph Director
  7. David Ohito- Standard Group Limited Digital Editor
  8. Kennedy Kachwanya- BAKE Chairman

Digital Fair is designed to bring together different providers of digital products and services under one roof to showcase what they are offering to marketers.

The exhibitors will showcase the latest digital trends and engage marketers from different organizations. The inaugural Fair was held in March 2014, at the Sarit Center Exhibition Hall in Nairobi and attracted approximately 1000 visitors and 25 exhibitors. The second edition will focus on exhibiting digital marketing, media and communication solutions.

It will be held from the 9th-10th of April 2015 at the Kenyatta International Conference Centre (KICC), Nairobi, Kenya.The theme for this year’s event is “Digital for effective marketing communication”

 

This Is The Latest Bromance In Town!

A little bromance especially for them that are  doing music goes a long way, they have said, for daaays, that two is better than one. And we all agree a little company is healthy. Such is the bromance that has been brewing between Jimwat (who has recently come back into the music scene after a hiatus) and Pace, a Kenyan RnB star, best known for his vocals and unique musical style. 

 You would be far wide off the mark if you thought that the bromance was an innocent coming together of artists to do music, their coming together is a move to unite two mega production houses, Ogopa and Calif Records. The two biggest production houses  in the country. 

The two are said to be working on the remix of  “songa” a song by Pace that Jimwat found a liking for. what the future hold for the two is pure speculation. Time will tell. Here is songa the original  version . The remix will drop in  upon completion. 

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Veteran Vitimbi Actor, Mzee Ojwang, Rescued By Sonko (Photos)

 

Nairobi Senator, Mike Sonko, has once again extended his helping hand to rescue veteran actor, Mzee Ojwango, who was secretly ailing in his home.

He had disappeared from the screen for quite a while now. Mzee Ojwang’o’s whereabouts were not known till now.

The actor was playing a lead role in one of the country’s pioneer comedy show, Vitimbi. He unceremoniously went missing from the show igniting numerous speculations the most common one being the worst thing that can happen to a human.

But Mzee was forced off the screen because his health was deteriorating. He was being affected by partial blindness, a condition that is common with folks at his age.

Fellow veteran comedians notified the generous Sonko about Mzee Ojwang’o’s health condition and he immediately dispatched a team to rush the ailing actor to Loresho Hospital to seek medical attention.

See photos on the next page:

 


 

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The Story Of KTN’s Betty Kyallo: Things You Did Not Know About Her

 

Betty Kyallo is arguably one of the most decorated TV sirens today thanks to her attractive looks and a captivating voice as she presents on KTN every Friday. Her show ‘Friday Briefing’ is quickly gaining fame among listeners as Betty gives guests a chance to present news with her live in studio.

But did you know anything about Betty Kyallo apart from seeing her on screen every Friday evening? Well, do not worry. Ghafla! Kenya brings you the story of Betty Kyallo, her humble beginnings and how she landed at KTN.

Betty Kyallo was born and raised in Rongai in the outskirts of Nairobi. She went to primary school in Lang’ata and later to Kangundo Girls in Machakos county.

As Betty grew up, she always wanted to be a nun because of the fascination she received as she attended church with her parents. Betty dearly admired nuns every time she saw them in church and promised herself that someday she would become one.

Little did she know that this would change thanks to the influence the likes of former TV anchors Catherine Kasavuli and Beatrice Marshall had on her. Betty says she looked up to Kasavuli and wanted to be like her. This completely changed her desire to be a nun. She instead embraced journalism dearly and would stand in front of mirrors trying to be a journalist.

Her passion for journalism landed her in Daystar University where she embraced the profession and in her third year of study, she applied for internship at KTN where she was luckily taken in and her career started blossoming.

It is at KTN that Betty started showing glimpses of greatness. Here, her love for cars also prompted her to start a cars show. However, as fate is, it also at some point landed in trouble as sometime as she sped in Lang’ata, her car veered off the road and crashed into a ditch. Luckily, she escaped with minor injuries and learned her lesson: never to speed again.

Betty also reveals the motivation behind her Friday Briefing show on KTN. She says that she wanted something different from what viewers had seen over years on their screens. She wanted an interactive news session where she would interact with viewers directly in studio.


 

Betty says that despite enjoying her profession as a journalist, she faces quite a number of challenges among them too high expectations from her bosses and a false perception from the public about TV sirens. Betty says that people think they are paid dearly and this makes them have high expectations on TV personalities.

On matters relationship, Betty admits that she is dating NTV’s Dennis OKari who is also father to her daughter. She says that relationships come with challenges and one of the challenges she faces is that of people hitting on them despite knowing that they are dating. Betty says that men almost always hit on her and she needs to take her time and explain to them. Funny enough, even her guests on TV hit on her after the show. She revealed that women also hit on her man, Dennis Okari, and she is sometimes forced to pick his phone and tell them off.

What is Betty working on?

She says that she is on a mega project inspired by America’s Oprah Winfrey and that she wants to become Kenya’s Oprah Winfrey with the show. All you need to do is religious wait as she finalizes on the show.

Where will it air? Probably KTN. Or the new TV station that Ghafla Kenya exclusively reported the Standard Group wants to put up. Only time will tell.

Betty Kyallo was speaking to Radio Maisha’s duo, Mwende Macharia and Clemmo.

 

After Talia Oyando Broke The Internet With Her Hot Bikini, Sauti Sol’s Bien Reveals He Has Undying Crush For Her

 

She decided to ‘kill’ men with her must-see photos. Talia Oyando has certainly achieved her objective given that Sauti Sol’s ladies’ magnet, Bien Aime Baraza, was the first casualty to openly disclose he was ‘touched’.

Early today, Homeboyz’s presenter went on rampage pulling a Kim Kardashian. The stunningly gorgeous Talia Oyando filled the internet with photos of her hot lickable body awakening every member of Team Mafisi even those who had retired.

See also: Homeboyz Presenter Talia Oyando Poses In a Tiny Bikini. Check Out the sexy, Insanely Hot Body Pics

Talia’s sizzling photos also found a soft spot with Bien who decided to say something. He masqueraded behind today’s #WCW (Women Crush Wednesday) to reveal his crush for her.

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Sasa wewe Talia Oyando tumekukosea vipi? Hii ni HUJUMA!!!!! With all due respect to your hubby. #WCW. Eiiiiiiiiish!!!!!!

 

Hakuna Matata to Rock Kajiado County

Talk of events that are just tattooed to your heart and dates that deserve a free spirit as you shout ‪#‎HakunaMatata‬! Come this year’s ‪#‎EasterWeekend‬, all your calendars should be reading ‪#‎GracelandOlepolos‬.

This edition will be off the hook! Amazing entertainment line-up to expect. Hakuna Matata will be going down at Olepolos, Kajiado County.

Early Bird ticket sales close this coming Sunday, 15th March, get them at ONLY Kes.1,500.

Get your tickets here =====> https://www.ticketsasa.com/…/hakuna_matata_festival_april_2…

Ticket prices;
Early Bird : Kes. 1,500
Advance : Kes. 1,800
Gate : Kes. 2,000
V.I.P : Kes. 5,000

Save the date, 4th of April. #HakunaMatata, we kill the party. ‪#‎HakunaMatataFestival‬ #GracelandOlepolos

 

NTV Crossover 101 Host Receives An Award

We know Faith Muturi as the charming, beautiful and talented NTV Crossover 101 Host. Away from the screens she works with the Simama Outreach Trust Program.

Ever heard of the Simama Outreach Trust Program? If not, allow me to enlighten you. Simama Outreach Trust is a mentorship program based in Majengo slums which addresses issues that young people face such as drugs and alcohol abuse, prostitution, unemployment and peer education.

More So, Faith Muturi has been running the program for close to 8 years. And all her efforts have been recognized! This was by Pillars of Africa in an award ceremony held recently- in a luncheon ceremony held at Gem Suites, Statehouse avenue Nairobi. Faith was awarded the Female Humanitarian Award and Overall Pillars of Africa Winner. This is a recognition as an African Pillar & youth peer role model.

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Congratulations are in order. Keep the fire burning Faith!.”

Eric Omondi Talks His Brother Fred Omondi…Their Relationship And What He Thinks About His Comedy

Eric Omondi and Fred Omondi are brothers who ventured into the same profession: comedy and have never disappointed in the days they have been in the industry.

The two are known for their humorous and hilarious nature, and many have been wondering how they have managed to wow viewers without faltering in their profession.

Eric Omondi, the elder brother to Fred Omondi, has spoken about his brother, what he thinks about him and his entry into comedy.

Speaking exclusively to Ghafla! Kenya, Eric says that Fred is the funniest comedian he has ever known and thinks that his brother is the comedian who has never disappointed.

Eric admits he himself has faltered before but Fred has never because he believes in himself and has the conviction that he is the best comedian.

On their working relationship, Eric says that he finds it easy to work with his brother because they have grown together and they know each other quite well.

The comedian says that his brother is the easiest person to work with and that you can trust him to do the best for you.

Here is the interview he had with Ghafla! Kenya:

Rabbit Makes Fun Of His Rivals; Nameless, Chameleone And AY. See Why

 

Kaka Sungura has pulled out a prank ridiculing East Africa’s biggest names in the showbiz. The rapper’s mockery was entirely based on the new project he is engaged in with the mentioned individuals.

King Kaka sarcastically imitated Nameless, Chameleone, AY and other popular figures in East Africa’s celebrity circle. The rapper and ‘victims’ of ridicule are all mentors in the region’s latest biggest reality show, Maisha Superstar.

 

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The mentors are ‘antagonists’ in the show; they battle each other in a weekly basis to have their rookie emerge as the winner in every episode.

The rookie that comes out as the overall winner of the show will bag a cool Ksh 1.2 million and a recording deal.

Rabbit and his rookie went on a mission of ‘intimidating’ others coaches by making fun of how they usually talk.

See the video below:

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My Party People! Nigeria’s Finest Artiste Will be Performing in Kenya Come Easter. Find Out Who

Yemi Eberechi Alade famously known as Yemi Alade will be in the country during the Easter weekend. She will be performing alongside H_art The Band, Klint Da Drunk and Shanty L for 9ja Nite.

Taurus Events hold off the hook Nigerian themed nights and I think this is the first time they are jetting in Nigerian artistes to perform that night! The night will not be all about music, for 4hrs, you’ll get to laugh till your ribs hurt then later, the party starts till morning! 9ja Night has been perfectly situated during the Easter Weekend, when 3/4’s of Nairobi will be in Coasto…so this is something to look forward to.

9ja Nite will go down at Sarova Whitesands Resort on the 5th of April, 2015 from 7pm.

Tickets are;

  • Ksh 1,000/- ( Advance )
  • Ksh 1,500/- (Regular)
  • Ksh 5,000/- (V.I.P)
  • Ksh 100,000/- (Corporate)

This event is brought to you by Safaricom, Taurus & Whitestands

See poster for more details.

Did Evans Kidero’s Launch His Own Rescue Team?

Sonko started his own rescue team complete with limos, ambulances, a capable team and a fire truck.

In addition, the Nairobi Senator enrolled his team at The Kenya Redcross for some training in Fire control, emergency, CPR, disaster management

A move that has been met with rave reviews from Kenyan and conspiracy theories from cynics, but mostly the feedback has been positive.

I came across this photo on Facebook. Has Kidero started his own Rescue team?

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Today’s #WCW and Fashion Blogger of the Day (photos)

 

“My name is Maureen Bandari, a 26 year old territory supervisor with Familia Nawiri,a fashion blogger working and living in Mombasa,  a an entrepreneur in my own right, with a characteristic love for fashion that runneth deeper than the marianas trench. I am also the self appointed ambassador for team dark skin! Starts our #WCW with a joyful cheer.

 Maureen is one of the best Fashion bloggers that the industry has ever seen, a thick lady with all the right curves at the right places. She blogs under the pseudo-name The Funshion Mistress  a personal style and fashion blog that she updates religiously. 

“She has a bachelor’s degree in Biotechnology from Kenyatta University and despite her  love for science, she equally feels the same way or more about fashion. She loves to play around with color, fabric, trends and prints and it’s because of that reason she coined the word funshion (fun+fashion).

Here are some of her most memorable fashion moments. 

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Churchill Show Comedian and Milele F.M Presenter Dr Ofweneke Talks Of His Frightening Brush with Death

 

A while back, Milele F.M presenter and a guest comedian at Churchill Show, Dr Ofweneke locked eyes with death.

This was after his car rolled three times, leaving it a mangled wreck of squashed sides and broken mirrors.

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He recently opened up about his brush with death:

After my car rolled 3 times a week ago, I look at it and I realize I got every reason to thank God for my life…..Daddy thank you!

I wanna alpriciate my bros @kariskenya @owago and @chipukeezy who left the comfort of their houses in the middle of the night, came to the scene and took me to the hospital….You guys are true bros!! #TeamShekebedeeeeeeee!! So if you see me walking to work offer a lift!

 

Gear Up ‘ART OF LUXURY’ Night Out With Huddah Monroe and Zari Hassan

Huddah the BossChick & Zari the BossLady who’s also the richest East Africa Socialite will be lighting up Nairobi come one fine Saturday Night! Described as ‘Art of Luxury’ night, the organizers promised it to be one epic night that will go down history lane. The two great East African socialites have never hung out I believe, but they have a common enemy, King Lawrence, you should search that, it’s some hot gossip by the way.

The stimulus event will go down at Skylux Lounge, Westlands on the 21st of March, 2015.

Entry is only 500/= is you are bright enough to but it like today, will soon be 700/= and if you miss all this grand early opportunities, you can still get a ticket at the gate, for only 1,000/-.

On the decks will be

  • Dj Creme de la Creme
  • Dj Pierra
  • Dj Namosky
  • Dj Incredible

Need more info? Check poster

 

Lupita Nyongo Secretly Jets Into Uganda…Here Is What Brought Her To East Africa

The Kenyan actress is in Museveni’s territory after secretly jetting into Matokeland, a popular Ugandan blog has reported.

Even as the world is still in fascination following the actress’ exploits in the acting industry, Lupita Nyong’o is in East Africa, though secretly, to continue with her acting activities.

It is reported that the daughter to Kisumu Senator Prof. Anyang Nyong’o has jetted secretly into Uganda to participate in the shooting of the Disney Movie Queen of Katwe that is based on the story of chess prodigy Phiona Mutesi.

Matoke Republic reports that: “We had reported that shooting would begin on 25th March, but our sources say there have been a few delays and shooting will now commence on 8th April. Lupita was spotted by Matoke Republic at Speke Resort Munyonyo on Tuesday and staff at the hotel confirmed that she is a resident there. “There was a lot of excitement when she had just checked in, but staff have recollected themselves to make her stay comfortable,” our source told us.”

The US-based Kenyan actress was recently on the spotlight after her dress which is worth Kshs.13 Million was stolen and later returned for having fake pearls. It was a dress she donned on the 2015 Oscar Awards.

Her journey to Uganda is part of the activities the actress has embarked on in 2015.

Lupita should pass by (Kenya) and say hi before she returns back to the US.

Movie Review: Tv Show ,Top Gear Pulled Off Air, Host ,Jeremy Clarkson Suspended. ,

Dr Tim Smith says: “He is an embarrassment to the BBC, which is generally regarded in high esteem, and is continually bringing it into disrepute. This should not be allowed to continue.” That was a comment after word got out that popular show host has been fired.

Sources said he was accused of hitting the producer in an incident last week, and the remaining three episodes of the current series might not be broadcast.

BBC confirmed one episode – due for broadcast on Sunday – would not be shown, but gave few further details. Clarkson, 54, has not commented, but has been joking on social media about films that could replace Sunday’s show. He was given what he called his “final warning” last May after claims he used a racist word during filming. At the time, he said the BBC had told him he would be sacked if he made “one more offensive remark, anywhere, at any time”. In a statement earlier, the BBC said: “Following a fracas with a BBC producer, Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended pending an investigation. “No-one else has been suspended. “Top Gear will not be broadcast this Sunday. “The BBC will be making no further comment at this time.” 

The no stranger to controversy has been in and out of work ethics related issues: 

 

May 2014 – The programme drew complaints when video footage leaked to the Daily Mirror appeared to show Jeremy Clarkson using a racist term while reciting the nursery rhyme Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe. The presenter later apologised for the incident, which was never broadcast
October 2012 – The BBC Trust ruled comments by Clarkson which likened the design of a camper van to people with facial disfigurements breached disability guidelines.
January 2012 – Indian diplomats complained about a 90-minute India special in which a car fitted with a toilet in its boot is described by Clarkson as “perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots”.
February 2011 – The BBC apologised to Mexico after Clarkson and his co-hosts characterised Mexicans as “lazy” and “feckless”.

 

Article Credits: BBC 

Team Mafisi; Club #Rumourz Will be Having a Singles Hook-up Night. Come Kwatchua Yours!

Club Rumuorz are having a Hook-Up themed night for the singles in the city.
 
Now, it’s not the kawaida *bang & go* hook-ups you are used to, this hook-up night will see you sit down and talk to the gender that tickles your sexual bone and KNOW the person. Converse, laugh, be free…if your daily excuse is there are no good men/women in the city to go the extra mile for, then come tonight to Club Rumourz, you will find someone worth it.

Tonight will be filled with fun, exotic cocktails, free photography, prize give-aways and dancing (think of Dirt Dancing).

Allandoz will be hosting.

Club Rumourz is located on Moi Avenue.

See you there!

Homeboyz Presenter Talia Oyando Poses in a Tiny Bikini. Check Out the Sexy, Insanely Hot Body Pics

It’s an uncomfortably hot Wednesday afternoon, but Homeboyz presenter Talia Oyando has the temperatures soaring to the roof thanks to some mad sexy bikini pics.

We all know that voluptuous bikini bodies are rare in the age of KFC and Ice cream Parlors.So how did Talia get to this?

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” It’s been a long journey to get to this point.Seven weeks ago, I challenged myself to have a go at another hashtag journey #BirthdayBodFeb26.

Last year it was #BootyShortsInJune which I managed to slam (If I say so myself)

With #BirthdayBodFeb26, I lost a little direction towards the end with my diet and fitness program because I indulged in the celebrations.

However I was back on my fit grind the following week, and managed to get my bikini shot completed. I’m not perfect, but I’m learning to love my body each day, and appreciate it. I am a mother of one with beautiful curves. I am also 31 years old, and I know my body. I’m not naked, and I’m comfortable in my own skin.

So here you go #BirthdayBodFeb26 – can’t wait for my next challenge Remember: be your own motivation!” she captioned the photos.

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This is Why Cubano is Causing a Frenzy in The Entertainment Scene

It’s the largest terraced bar in Nairobi with amazing ambience and a relaxed grown up feel. But that isn’t the only thing that makes Cubano the club where everyone wishes to party at.

Cubano also boasts of having the wildest party in the city. If you still haven’t had the privilege of hanging out at Cubano, then you missing out on so much.

Wanna freely rub shoulders with celebrities? Abbas Kubaff, DJ Joe Mfalme , Joe Muchiri are only but a few celebrities that frequent the club.

So one of this fine days, make your way to Cubano and experience the epitome of fun. While we are waiting for the Rongai branch to open.

Cubano is located at Greenspan Mall in Donholm.

School Boy Pulls A Sleepy and Disses Eric Omondi And Big Ted…And It Turned Out To Be The Funniest Dis

 

It is that time the Swahili saying, ‘Pwagu hupata pwaguzi’, comes to pass as Eric Omondi finds his perfect match in a primary school boy.

Eric is well known for his comedy which normally entails dissing others and making fun out of the disses, effectively taking his comedy a notch higher.

A primary school boy has dissed the comedian with one of the most hilarious lines that are likely to plunge the young man into fame. These are the things that make comedians in Kenya you.

The video shared by Sleepy Kenya shows the boy sarcastically question Eric’s physical appearance as the boy imitates comedian Sleepy David.

The boy wonders why Eric, a millionaire, is so thin. He goes on to dis Big Ted, wondering why a sufferer is well built than a millionaire.

Sleepy shared the video on his instagram account. The question is, have Eric and Big ted seen this? And is comedian Churchill seeing this boy?

Churchill is known for spotting talent and nurturing it to the maximum. It is through his Churchill show that the likes of Eric Omondi and Sleepy David were born.

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DJ Mo Lights Up The Internet With His Latest Photo In Which He Is Sandwiched Between Two Pretty Women. And Size Isn’t One Of Them (Photo)

Mix whiz, DJ Mo, has fired up the internet with a single photo in which he is being ‘squashed’ by two beautiful air hostesses.

The photo has awakened the snoozing Team Mafisi but this time round, something isn’t right! Generally, most hungry hyenas are usually men but this time round, female counterparts have shown their thirst as well, they were openly salivating for the gospel DJ.

Back to the photo, Mo enjoyed the hospitality the country’s leading airline offers. Kenya Airways’ sultry air hostesses couldn’t get enough of the mix master so they ‘besieged’ him as they took a selfie to keep as a souvenir.

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The photo ignited mixed reactions from Mo’s social media fans. See the comments posted below:

Xammie Titia: I will not comment ova da picture , its all about note 4

Zack Kinyua: Yea Hospitality because you got status in the society……KQ crew got the poorest service ever……… They are are good at serving jungus better than their fellow Africanos……I rather use Ethiopia Nkts

DJ MO [topa de top dj]: Oops i dint know

Mercy Chege: Mnajitaftia mateke warembo.

Mercy Shekow: Aki mo hujihurumii..ngoja size 8 aone.,u luk awesome though kama ingekuwa mm siwes kataa kaselfie pia

Ali Nash: Unajua mluhya c mchezo bro utawachwa

Eiman Samba: #Zack kinyua. Very true man. KQ is the worst ever.

Jackline Zighe: Wololo I like what am seeing cute ladies

Milkah Ndirangu: Woow nice one but kwani ni ma twins

Linda Blessed: aiya hapa kuna mtu atachapwa na sauce pan akifika kwa nyumba…

Triza Kemuma: luking pretty!!!!nikisema wewe ni handsome i will be lying

Lucie Njery: Wow kutokelezea nayo

Joshuh Mly: Mo nifanyie mpango,ahaaa!!selfie kukua mob nazo. .. ……

Rush P Mwegash: Hao warembo jo!

Lissa Kims: Na umevaa red kama wao pia…..mnakaa poa aki

Patty Keith Omoyo: hawa macrew wa kq si ni wasupuu.

Sharon Serem: Cute is an understatement… Looking lovely

Ceteris Paribus Mkahussein: mbona hii picha iko censored?

Jane Wangecy: good one om

Purity Nyla: I like what am seeing..looking Gud has always.pretty ladies nao

Linda McOnduru: Jewel E’na i love your hair, looking awesome

Mary Maquina: Luking gud Dj moh

Boy with Cerebral Palsy Met Jaguar One Year Ago, You Will Not Believe What Happened Next

Once in a while you meet that one person that alters your whole destiny.

You can call them heaven sent since they are angels who either guide us to where we are supposed to be or help us achieve things we never thought possible.

For 1 Mwangi, that person is Jaguar whom he met at a Cerebral Palsy Charity walk and Jaguar promised to take care of him including paying his physical therapy bills. Jaguar was true to his word and a year on, Mwangi who was wheelchair bound can now make calls and dance. Jaguar shared these photos captioned:

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I met Mwangi 1 year ago at Cerebral palsy Charity walk and promised to take care of him…visited him yesterday n couldnt believe he can make a call,dance,remember me ..n know i danced with him on stage…we best friends and Thank God for hi #share the love.

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And we can play something he never used to….. thank Go #show them love

Revealed; All Upcoming & Established Artistes Need to Know This

The following top Kenyan artistes are to panel a workshop that aims to help uocoming and established artistes to talke their beef, ways of managing and building themselves, how to interact and network with people in the music industry.

  • Elani
  • Mbuvi
  • Jimmy Gait
  • Pitson
  • Wahu
  • Nameless
  • Arthur K

Ray Media created a platform dubbed ‘Ray Talk’ this months talk will be The 7th edition.

The all day workshop will bring together players from the music industry to equip them & inform them on how to tackle common issues amongst themselves. The platform Ray Talk offers gives artistes a chance to change the music industry in Kenya to ensure a promising future for the upcoming artistes.

The workshop will include a panel of top Kenyan artistes namely;

The 7th edition will go down at Michael Joseph Center, Waiyaki Way on the 21st of March from 8am-4pm.

If you want to be part of this journey, make your free booking on;0705506613.

 

 

Vanessa Chettle Shares An Emotional Story Of Growing Up Without A Mum. This Is So Heartbreaking!

As it turns out, we are not so different we are afflicted by the same tragedy as we all feel the loss of a loved one.

Vanessa Chettle shared this poignant post on Instagram that had her fans on Instagram tearing up and impressed with this other softer  side of Vanessa that we rarely see.

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I think the worst thing to miss out on in life is a mother’s love
When you’re all alone and there’s no one to comfort you, when you’re lost and you need some guidance, when you’re giving up and you need someone to push you forward.
There’s no love like a mother’s, then again..what do I know?

Citizen TV’s Willis Raburu Flaunts His Brand New Ride…And It Is One Of Those Cars You Would Want To Be In (Photo)

The citizen TV reporter is one very happy man after acquiring a car of his own choice which many will yarn to drive at some point in life.

Acquiring a brand new Mercedes Benz is a dream that many would want come true because it is the car many admire so much.

Some argue that with reduced petrol prices, acquiring cars has been cheaper and cheaper for many but believe it some cars are as expensive as they look even with the drop in oil prices across the globe.

Willis Raburu is one very happy man after acquiring a brand new Mercedes Benz of his which he has happily flaunted in his Instagram account.

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Willis admits that he is one very happy man for the achievement and that he cannot wait to ride on it.

He said:

On to the next one…..Super excited!!! #Benz#CarPorn#MercPower#3stars@mwendathuranira I see you 🙂

A Love Letter To My Celebrity Crush Victoria Kimani

Dear Victoria Kimani

I hope you are doing great. Yesterday you posted on Instagram that you were looking for a new boyfriend. I never knew the heavens would answer my prayers so quickly and now this is the moment to seize my glory. You have had me smitten .

Your thighs remind me of the nyama nusu that I usually buy from Kimotho’s butchery – so fresh, so nice. Your eyes remind me of superbly matured brandy, preserved with cubes of ice and sipped by men so wise. Your voice reminds me of the girl I played ‘Cha Baba na Cha Mama’ with, many years ago. Her vocals always sounded like a classical tune by Mozart. When I look at Njeri, I see you. When I look at Adhiambo, I see you. When I look at Jerotich, I see you. Even when I look at Princess Switlishous Mtamuest Mhotext (the ‘xoxo’ chic from Facebook), I still see you.My friends ask what i see in you and i say i see nothing. I see the stars, the moon and the 9th planet of the galaxy.

So I am writing you this letter to express my immense ‘feelings and thirst’ for you: Thirst that I did not necessarily see coming, but thirst that in retrospect, I needed as I entered 2015. This is not about celebrity worship or attempting to deify you above all other women, because that’s not what I’m about. This is just a bold act of “kufungua roho” After all, I have told my main chic, my side chics, my mistresses and my concubines that if I would ever cheat on them with anyone, that ‘anyone’ would be you. I am an honest African man

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Unlike other guys, I won’t look at your picture and grab a can of Vaseline Jelly. I won’t fap myself away to tedium. I’ll wait for the day you’ll grant me access to your front-end. Probably at a five star hotel in Lagos. I know that dreams do come true. If things go well, I might even be negotiating ‘mahari’ with Bamboo. You never know. How awesome would that be? I’d be the biggest bawse. But that’s a dream for another day. And enough about me. This is about you

The first time I saw you, it was only for an instant. I felt like a Luhya man who was about to slaughter a fat chicken. That awe, that eagerness, that wry smile. You woke me from a long lethargy, a dull acquiescence in romantic restrictions, a needless self-effacement. I loved you so – loved your fine body with such tenderness. Ah, my dear! And I am not thinking now of “passion”. No, of that other thing that makes me feel that every inch of you is so precious to me – your perfect shoulders – your chocolate warm skin, your ears, cold like shells are cold – your long legs & thighs that are rich in ‘caressable flesh. It is partly because you are so young that I feel this tenderness – I love your youth – I could not bear that it should be touched even by a cold wind if I were the Lord


 

My eyes are desperately waiting for the sight of you. You don’t realize of course,., how fascinatingly beautiful you have always been, and how strangely you have acquired an added and special and dangerous loveliness.’ When I look at you, I see myself in you – like literally. Deep inside. Allow me to take a glass of water please because this has already had me dehydrated

I love your music. The strength and freedom with which you express yourself is just magical. The conviction with which you flip your hair and the vigor with which you dance just kills me – a homicide. You look girly yet in control, sexy yet strong at the same time. You’re competitive with your work yet recognize the power of female sexuality.

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I’ve never been able to decide … whether I lust for you the most in the eternal classic half-lights of your music videos where it blends with the magnificence of your eyes or in the full religious fan-fare of mid-night or perhaps in the lux of noon. Either way, I still do.

So Victoria, be my toto and I’ll be your moto. I have all the prokoto you need in a man. My bank account isn’t that loaded but trust me, its growing fast. In fact, I buy new wallets every month because old wallets fail to sufficiently accommodate current cash. We two, you know, have everything before us, and we can do very great things – I have perfect faith in us – and so perfect is my lust for you that I am, as it were, still, silent to my very soul. I want nobody but you for my ‘one night stand.’ Anyway, I’m done dorking out for now. I really could go on and on, but I think I have put out enough

Will you be my ‘chipo’?….hata kichwa tu ni sawa

Yours kabisa

Philip Etemesi

(The last douche standing)

Vinnie Banton Makes a Comeback to The Entertainment Scene #Sevens

 

Vinnie has been on the down low musically speaking, for a moment there I thought her hung up his music career, but that has not been the case! He now hosts this themed night alongside Dj Prince. The night focuses on celebrating Kenyan talent and it actually happens to be the first ever theme night in the Nairobi CBD to dedicate an entire night to Kenyan Music exclusively.

‘Shereka 254’ themed night was introduced in this reigning club beginning of the month is held every other Thursday. Last week it was filled with celebs! ‘Old’ & ‘New’ in the industry…check out who was in the house in the pics below… Hosted by  Dj Prince & Vinnie Banton

Every Thursday, expect to interact with Artists, Deejays, Mcees, Comedians, Actors etc as Kenyan Music is played all night long from the Ol Skool to the Brand New hits. Its a great party, the Kenyan way.”

They give away b-day cakes on Wednesday & Sunday, so if your b-day is soon…call this number to make your reservations; 0725 614 341 or 0701 083 505

 

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Ghafla Exclusive: Yet Another Mediamax Journalist Leaves The Company!

Storms over paradise?

When Mediamax came into operation a few years ago, it took over the scene like a tornado, their strategy:-  cripple the market leader Citizen Tv and take over, in a shadily executed move, they went for the jugular, in a much publicized event, they poached each an every journalist who had a reputation behind them.  At that time, my father, a follower of Tom Mboya and Belinda Obura even switched channels, he would no longer clasp the remote tightly in his palm, particularly enthralled by Citizen Tv’s programming. K24 had found a new viewer. 

 Along the way Mediamax lost it, they were  more concerned with being the leaders than what they were offering their new viewers. at the receiving end , Citizen Tv still held on, steadfast and unmoved by the doldrums, what was originally meant to cripple the market leader made it a little stronger- You know, what doesn’t kill you gives a little more fortitude. 

Years later and the company is teetering on the edge of an abyss, Belinda obura and Tom Mboya have since resigned from the station,  -rumor has it that they resigned after differences with the management. “They were not delivering as per the contract..” an insider would reveal. Me thinks that the company is blaming its failure to lure an audience on innocent journalists. A few years ago Tom and Belinda were the biggest thing on the Kenyan television. What happened when they went to K24?  Their allure dwindled to a flicker, masked by the non-performing media entity. 

 If you thought that Belinda and Tom Resigning was big news, you need to take a couple of seats and think again. Their resignation was a harbinger of the blizzard to come. My source revealed to me that a myriad of workers were contemplating on resigning in the weeks to come, he however did not cite the reasons for the resignation saying that we would all get the news in good time.. We shall wait anyways! 

Before the blizzard hits the company, however, Paulo Muchesi, a sports anchor at K24 is leaving the employ of mediamax in favor of BBC where he will be working on a Swahili program dubbed Global News Beat program. This will also see him leave his post at Milele FM where he hosts mbalamwezi – a daily show that runs  from 1a.m -4a.m. 

There you have it. We shall keep you au fait with related information as soon as we get it. 

President Uhuru Responds To Baby Wendy After Ghafla! Kenya Highlighted Her Frustrations Over Unfulfilled Promises

It was just this week that Ghafla! Kenya ran a story of Baby Wendy, the young acrobat who wowed the president and other dignitaries in last year’s Jamhuri Day celebrations with her skills in acrobatics. (read here) After the celebrations, Baby Wendy was invited to State House by President Uhuru to perform for the dignitaries who included Rwanda’s Paul Kagame and Uganda’s Museveni.

Here, Baby Wendy (9 years old) was given promises by President Uhuru and Paul Kagame, promises that she has waited for over four months to be fulfilled but all in vain.

Baby Wendy took it upon herself to write an emotional letter to President Uhuru, a letter which Ghafla Kenya managed to acquire, and ran a story about it.

And now it seems the story has reached the president who has gotten in touch with Baby Wendy and promised to fulfill all that he had promised the youngster late last year.

Reports reaching us say that the president got directly in touch with Baby Wendy and assured her that he will honour his promises.

Baby Wendy is a happy youngster now as she is assured of the promises, and she can’t wait to have them fulfilled.

Here is the youngster reading a text sent from State House:

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State House said: “We have explained the way forward. We will keep our promise. Her interest will be taken care of, her promises will be fulfilled. We expect a certain form of interaction and engagement. It was a promise between the President and Wendy. It will be kept.”

 

 

Need a Job? Have You Seen These Opened Vacancies?

 

Have you tarmacked for long with no prospect of landing a job? Worry no more. Better ready your CV because Santana Foundation still has an opening for you.

Stop knocking doors that and click on the links that will guide to the job that you so wishes for. Below are some of the vacancies that are still available at Santana Foundation:

The Santana Foundation – Kenya

Available Jobs at the Santana Foundation

Accounting Jobs —>>>

Apprentice Engineers ->>

Application Developers –>>

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Food & Beverage Manager

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Social Media Marketing Intern

SEO, Social Media And Internet Marketing Experts

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Website Content Copy Writer

 

 

Male Celebrities Can’t Get Enough Of Habida. Even Jose Chameleone! (Photos)

Her hypnotizing look has made many to scrabble to catch a glimpse of her. Even celebrities are not immune to Habida’s eye-popping beauty and last night proved it.

Habida is the one female celebrity whose tantalizing beauty will always make your heart skip a beat. She is not only making heads turn in the country alone, she is also on the continent’s radar.

A couple of weeks ago, Habida was used as the face of the country to represent the beautiful women of Kenya when Anchor Vibes published a list of African countries with the most beautiful women.

See also: 10 countries with the most beautiful women in Africa. Kenya is on the list but number 9 will shock you though

Back to Kenya, the titillating songstress made her way to party at Club Tribeka last night. Oh boy! Male celebrities couldn’t get enough of her. Everyone including East Africa’s richest musician, Jose Chameleone, dashed to be photographed with the sparkling Habida.

She simply stole the glamour last night, whatever was left of it was stale!

See the pictures below:

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After Keeping Her Love Life A Secret, Amani Opens Up About The Man In Her Life. She Is Seriously Love Struck! This Is the Real “Kukaliwa Chapati”

It’s been a minute since we heard something from one of Kenya’s veteran musician, Amani. But as it turns out she has been busy. Busy with a man that gives her ‘Kizungu Zungu’

Freshly signed to new Imprint “360 Music Publishing” Kenyan pop star Amani drops her much anticipated GrandPa Produced single titled “Kizungu Zungu” (Dizzy).

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This single is an RnB influenced song with beautiful catchy Swahili/English melodies. The video is expected to drop today on Vevo .It was directed by none other than award winning Director Alfie of “Sync”
 As we wait for the video to drop, we shall enjoy the audio:

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Huddah Monroe Hits The Gym… But Why Is She Contemplating Quitting 3 Days Into It?

I remember once my boss, who likes visiting the gym, telling me that it is more than what many people think about gym. This was after I spotted some blisters on his hands and inquired if someone had attacked him. And now I understand why Huddah Monroe is contemplating otherwise.

The socialite is contemplating quitting exactly three days after she hit the gym for health purposes.

Huddah Monroe has revealed that she is planning to quit visiting the gym after only three days of practicing for fitness.

The socialite early on said that she was contemplating visiting the gym to make herself fit. She lived to her word and visited one.

But exactly three days into it, it seems the situation in the gym is increasingly becoming unbearable for Huddah, who, coincidentally happens to have visited the gym for the first time in her life.

Huddah says that it was her very first time to visit the gym but what she thought was not what she met there. She says that it is really difficult to work in the gym and that only the strong once are able to survive the hard work done there.

She posted saying she thought it was a playground only to be stunned by the activities going on there.

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huddahthebosschickI now understand why fat people remain fat! Working out is not easy! Everyone who knows me personally knows I’ve never worked out or done any exercises ! But my GOD, I’ve tried! The GYM is not a place for the weak hearted! I’m about to quit on day 3

CABU GAH DIARIES: 10 Reasons Why Caroline Mutoko Offered Laura Oyier,The Ksh.230,000 Intercontinental Girl,A Job.

 Laura Oyier exploded on us in a way we didn’t quite expect. I mean,stars are born daily but not quite in the unconventional manner and fashion Laura was.

No one shot to fame by bailing out on a hotel bill…After staying there for 3 weeks,no less. But Laura did…somehow.

The bill was astounding…But not half as much as her very prominent tattooed eyelashes which,according to her,are a ‘conversation starter’. Boy,the cheek!

Laura is many things; she’s actually a good singer as much as she’s a good actress…she’s a good speaker as well as a culture rebel…

But really,after all the hullabaloo has fizzled out,and the bills have been settled,Here are the 10 things Laura has taught me. And probably should teach You too.

And after learning from them,I get to realize that these 10 things are also the things,the Laura qualities,that made Caroline Mutoko offer to give her a job. That suddenly….These are lessons. And reasons,all at the same time….

1. YOU OWN YOUR STORY.

And can choose to twist it and shape it however you like. After watching the several Laura interviews on YouTube,I realized that,despite the fact that the media had already decided what led to Laura’s 3-week sojourn in the 5-star hotel,despite the fact that we had all been told of some dubious Nigerian man who was the architect of it all,Laura changed the story. And owned it. The media could have been right; But Laura rubbished the public knowledge…And brought in her version. She even classically denied the very obvious bleach job . And stuck to it. Genius.

2. YOU ARE NOT WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
From the first minute I saw Laura’s photo circulating on the internet,I decided one thing; This girl was a crook,a conniving little thug and a seasoned con. She appeared hideous to Me. And a little shady,ratchet and thuggish…what with that screaming eyebrow. But Alas,girl isn’t so dumb after all. She actually sounded real smart and sober. The minute I heard her talk,I thought to myself,Damn! We should have heard her talk before seeing her photos!

3. NO PUBLICITY IS BAD PUBLICITY
Laura,clearly,knows the value of publicity. And publicity, my friends,is priceless. And so,in order to thoroughly milk her ordeal and turn it into a career-launching goldmine,Laura decided to bait the media….And only talk to the best. At her own time,own volition,own interview venues and own dictation. She’s hogged the limelight. Like only a pro can. Smart bitch.

4. NO PAIN, NO GAIN
To clearly understand Laura’s first flirtation with pain,her tattooed eyebrows would be a good place to start. They’re comical. And eye-popping at best….But still,to attain the beauty she thought-and still thinks-they’d bring,she settled for tattooed eyebrows. Tattooed eyebrows! Man! That takes courage! Tattoos are a painful procedure. And Laura braved it…in pursuit of a fleeting goal. Well….No pain…

5. NO REGRETS
Listening to Laura talk,watching her laugh as effortlessly as she does,seeing her giggle and poke fun not just at herself but her hosts, Laura appeared to be saying; I REGRET NOTHING. I DO NOT regret that I was launched to the limelight so ignominiously, neither do I regret my inability to pay my own bills,neither do I regret that some ‘boyfriend’ may have let me down at the 11th hour. Laura is Miss No Regrets. She took everything in her stride. And still managed to laugh.Pow!

 

 


 

6. KEEP THE EYE ON THE BALL
Laura also taught me that,no matter what happens,no matter what manner of distractions you encounter,no matter the unexpected upheavals, DO NOT take your eyes off the prize. Stay focused. On the goal. All the time. Laura’s goal,clearly, was to find fame and launch her nascent music career….And despite the court distractions and social media interruptions, Laura’s still on the way to stardom. She hasn’t forgotten her plan. Or what she intended to achieve…despite all the noises all around her. She stays FOCUSED. On fame. And her showbiz career. Forward Ever. Backward never!

7. IN BAD SITUATIONS, LAUGH AT YOURSELF
Let me tell You something,nothing moves the human psyche more than a human being’s ability to laugh at themselves. And poke fun at themselves. Its a powerful social aphrodisiac… It draws people to You. And disarms even the worst of haters. One of the biggest reasons why Kevin Hart is such a huge comedy superstar right now,is Hart’s own tendency to laugh at himself,poke fun at his shortcomings and laugh away his actual tribulations. From the interviews I have seen of Laura,especially on that Larry Madowo show,Laura seemed to laugh at herself. And to laugh away her troubles. She never seems defensive. Or mad. Or bitter. Perfect human being. Its so hard to hate her.

8. BE READY. ALWAYS.
If You watched Laura clearly,and listened to how wittily she answered questions,watched how wryly she evaded the tough questions and watched how cunningly she circumnavigated uncomfortable questions,You will realize that this woman had done her homework. She didn’t just wake up and stumbled into the studio….she knew she was up for an interview. And she prepared herself. She armed herself. To the teeth. She was ready. For You. And for ANY question. Bring it on,Baby!

9. SHE’S CONFIDENT
Confidence will take You to the moon and back. And take you to the moon and back. Again! And again! There is nothing sexier than confidence. And Laura’s sexiness is her unabashed confidence. Girl got nerve.

10. ITS YOUR LIFE!
Yes,even after all tabloids and blogs and whatnot have made you tabloid fodder,even after all the hounds have shredded your skin and social wolves bayed for your blood,You’ve got to sit up,look yourself in your trusted mirror and say,ITS MY LIFE. Jon Bon Jovi style. You’ve got to tell the World; suck it up! I’m living my life. My way,Sinatra style. You’ve got to brush aside the brouhaha and walk tall. Very tall. Laura’s the embodiment of “My Life,My Way” .You can tell it form her gait,body language,aplomb and unusual ease even when swarmed by the bloodthirsty media. Embodiment.

Caroline Ndinda Mutoko is a known perfectionist. She only picks-and deals with-the BEST.

To blow away Caro-oops,Caroline Ndinda Mutoko-You first have to blow the world away. And hasn’t Laura blown us away?? And taught us 10 hard lessons?

Boy,no matter Miss Mutoko couldn’t resist the charm. You wouldn’t too.

Long Live,Laura!

Can’t wait to NOT listen to Your radio show though. No hard feelings.

Top of Form

 

‘Need For Speed’ Gaming Tournament Coming Soon…Who Wants in?

Kenya’s interactive Gaming arcade opened its doors at Imenti House. his far, it features over 30 state of the art comfortable gaming stations all fitted with 50 inch HD Screens, PS4s, Xbox 360s and online play. All consoles are internet connected so you can catch up where you left off or compete with your friends online.

They will having a tournament on the 20th of March, 2015 and finals on the 21st of march, 2015. The tournament will feature PS4 and Xbox challenge categories. Gamers are flooding the registration already trying to get a a spot before the deadline approaches which happens to be on the 18th of March, 2015.

 

Registration is only 1,000/- to be in the tournament, call: 0713704414 to reserve.

Imenti House is located on Moi Avenue.

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Caroline Mutoko Lavishes Praise On First Lady Margaret Kenyatta

 

First lady Margaret Kenyatta has made headlines recently for all the good reasons. She has been on the run to better maternal health care and make sure that women and children do not perish during birth.

The First Lady’s Beyond Zero Campaign organized a marathon on Sunday where thousands of Kenyans joined Margaret Kenyatta to raise awareness and collect money for the campaign.

Among those in the marathon were celebrities from almost all walks of life. Caroline Mutoko was among the few who had already trained at State House Nairobi for the marathon.

And now the Chief Marketing Officer at Radio Africa Group has taken to her you tube channel to shower praises on the first lady for her dedication to make maternal health a reality.

Caroline says that for the first time in the Kenyan history a first lady has initiated one of the projects that will go down books of history as the best ever.

Mutoko thanks Margaret for humbling herself to better the lives of mothers and children in the 254, something that has earned her global recognition.

She also goes ahead to say:

 

Forget Sonko Rescue Team, There is Now a Kidero Rescue Team and Yet Another One Which Will Blow Your Mind Away #ejijipay

 

Nairobi residents brace yourself, there is yet another rescue team coming your way. Dubbed Dr. Evans Kidero Rescue team, it is yet another project aimed at making the lives of Nairobians easier, like ejijipay.

If there is a place you want to be right now, then it has to be Nairobi. For those not yet acquainted, ejijipay is the new service by Nairobi County determined to ease payments in Nairobi. It will basically cover everything from parking fees, business permits, land rates and basically anything you owe the county government.

Now from the comfort of your home either using your PC or even your phone using these easy steps:jpeg_edit.jpg