Victoria…Victoria……Victoria. It’s amazing how I have gone from loving you to hating you in such a short spun of time. I was one of your biggest fans.
I used to worship the ground you gyrated on, but then you go ahead to insult my colleagues and the company I work for. This is simply because the title of an article about the release of your music video was not written the way you would have loved. You complained that the title ‘over-sexualised you’. You went on an Instagram tirade:
“So after knowing each other for 6 years plus, my sis @yvonnedarq finally get in the studio to create #OohLalaOuiOui (official video in her bio)…..and we manage to pull together this beautiful piece of art…styled ourselves and shot in the beautiful South Africa by @studiospacepictures…and after several months, we finally release it to our fans…and look online to see that after all that…we are still reduced to porn..thanks to the world’s worst journalist and tabloid blog Ghafla. ….this is not how to write an article about a musical release. You are ignorant and your slander of write up has now leaked to other blogs which look to you for content . Instead of simply writing Wow! This is the Best video collab to come out of Kenya”
Then after some of the Ghafla writers tried explaining to you why the title was written so, you insulted them, called them bitches, rapists and porn addicts and then blocked them. You also blocked a number of people who were against your views. People who told you the sour truth. You crossed the line from legitimate criticism to unbecoming snideness and causal cruelty. I have all the screenshots to prove it. And in this side of town, we are intolerant to such kind of crap
First of all, tell your collab-mate, siz and BFF Yvonne Darq to go in a dark corner and shut up. Even our janitor has more followers than her. The other day she was ranting about why we included your name in a title instead of hers. If it was not for us, nobody would even know her. May she stay in her lane please.
Now back to you Victoria. I can safely announce that you picked the wrong bull to lock horns with. As we always say, Ghafla is not a PR company. We won’t write about any celebrity the way they want their story to be documented. We write about them the way we feel like. We write the way we believe is beneficial to the industry and to what we are trying to achieve. You are too full of yourself. Earth doesn’t revolve around you. Neither does mercury Mars or Jupiter.
You keep putting yourself out there as a sexual symbol in you music videos and pictures yet you cry slander when blogs magnify that image? Beyonce, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus and the likes, brand themselves as sexual symbols and they don’t go into a lamentations spree when the world’s mightiest tabloids label them so.

In the above photo, Victoria posed nude for a Slide Photography shoot. See the irony?
How many times have you posed nude? How many times have you done naughty jiggles in your videos? Many right? So what’s your problem? Just one ‘maybe bad’ title and you go on a public sob like a maternity ward full of milk-deprived babies? Have you ever seen any blog write something sexual about someone like Julie Gichuru? it’s because she acts like a queen so no one would even dare mention her behind or front. The only thing we mention is her brain and charisma.
And aren’t you too old to be calling people ‘bitches’ on ……….
…………social media? I mean, other 35 year old women are busy raising families, building homes and developing their careers. You have no right to call a blogger a rapist just because of the title of an article. That was so insensitive. Your rant yesterday was a load of sanctimonious hog-wash. The best you could have done was call the specific writer who wrote the piece and discuss the discourse of your discontent with him. That’s what other sensible celebrities do whenever they feel the content of an article is invalid.
When I was watching you insult and block people on your Instagram, I began to marvel at the disconnect between the severity of the crime committed by the writer and the gleeful savagery of your punishment. You wanted everyone to see Ghafla as trash? Well, that’s not new to us. And you are not the first to do so. Yet we are still here. Still strong. Still the number one blog in the m***r f***n nation. Again, you had no right to call anyone rapist and porn addict. You do not have the slightest idea what the people who work here have been through.
The other day you were busy praising me and Ghafla after I wrote a ‘special letter’ to you. A letter that even made one of the world’s best writers email me personally and congratulate me for the masterpiece that it was. Days later, you belittle the whole of us just because you think you are big enough to do so. I have backpedalled off my admiration and respect for you. “ Bros over hoooz”.
We have had enough of your cliché-d feminist claptrap. You can go wash the feet of Nigerian producers and wipe them with your fake hair. We don’t care about you anymore Victoria. We are non-discriminatory ego-destroyers. Go build your career in fufuland you wannabe Nigerian and even change your name to Victoria Okechukwu. Tiga wana weeee (*pulls a Nigerian mscheeeew*)
In fact, from today onwards, we have decided to never write about you ever again. Call it the Kimani-blackout. Now and forever more, until the Messiah comes, there shall be no Victoria Kimani article on Ghafla Kenya. Thanks for being a complete halfwit. You can go ahead and block me too.
In the words of Kevin O’Leary, “YOU ARE DEAD TO US”
Adios Bichachos!!!!!
Here are some of the screenshots …….



Here is Edward Chweya (Excellent journalist, and the man behind the article), trying to explain to Victoria. But she just won’t listen…

Guys from Niaje.com also felt aggrieved by the singer’s rudeness…
