Kenyan girls are infamous for engaging in wild nights of drunken debauchery. Not all of them but most of the die-hard party goers. The ratchet-apocalypse has swept the land and as a result we are always treated to wicked shows at events, parties and clubs. However, there are behaviors that our sisters just need to tone down because things are getting out of hand.
Wearing short skirts during cold season
The Hakuna Matata festival went down last Saturday and the climatic conditions were terrible. Despite all that, some ladies still found it appropriate showing up wearing their little sisters’ skirts. And they got what they deserved; leaving the Ole Polos premises with legs covered in thick mud. Some even saw their expensive heels sink into the matope like the Titanic. The casualties of dirt were many
Ladies, if it’s too cold just wear heavy clothing. A real man won’t hate you just because you didn’t display your long-legged beauty in horrible weather.
Cockblocking
Ladies can be merciless c0ckblockers suffused with paranoia and pre-emptive defensiveness. You eye a pretty girl at an event, you approach her and woo her with all the verbal artillery you got. Then sh**t happens. Just as you are about to close the deal, her jealous BFF who hasn’t gotten laid in like 20 months sees you and immediately comes to her friend’s ‘rescue’. Ladies call it ‘watching out for each other’. Protecting themselves against mafisi. Guys call it c0ckblocking.

Over-drinking, smoking too much sheesha and puking
I’ve never understood why some ladies keep drinking beyond their limits. It’s always an interesting site, seeing drunk ladies staggering around like zombies but the puking just sucks. Kindly regulate your alcohol intake. The sheesha intake too should addressed. Nowadays, party zones just look like factories in industrial area. Too much smoke in the air. When the sheehsa smoke mixes with the weed smoke, even non-smokers get high by default.
Dancing like Jamaican women in passa passa
It’s disheartening to watch ladies throwing themselves around like Japanese geishas and displaying their panties all in the name of dancing. Tone it down. They say ‘if she dances like a hooo, she’s probably a hooo.’ So why act all ratchet then expect to land a good guy at the end of the night? That’s simply wallowing in hypocrisy. You’ll just get the guy you deserve. Being ratchet isn’t what makes you a good dancer. Learn better moves and people will respect you more
Depending on a guy for everything
Some ladies go partying while depending fully on a guy they just met. They don’t have any money with them and they have no idea how they’ll get back home yet their expectations are as high as the Burj khalifa. These ladies put themselves on the high maintenance ladder. They want to taste every shot and they insist on a being ferried in a cab (if a brother doesn’t have a car). The most interesting part? The ladies end up paying for their reckless consumption. After the party, they have to oblige to the guy’s every command after the party, even if it means spreading their legs at 180 degrees.