Month: April 2015

Over ten comedians will be coming together to share a stage this Easter. They are all heading to Mombasa on the 3^rd of April to unleash a tsunami of jokes. Better carry some handkerchief if laughter makes you shed a tear or two.

See the lineup below for yourself:

• Eric Omondi
• Chipukeezy
• Salvador
• Sleepy
• Jalang’o
• Karis
• Njoro
• Freddy Omondi
• Owago Onyiro
• Butita
• Dr. Ofweneke
• Oyoo

Mombasa Laughs will go down at Fort Jesus from 6pm to 10pm.

Tickets are available for only 1,000/-, which you can reserve yours through; 0726 458 304.

Kenyan singer Colonel Mustapha always makes headlines month in month out, and this month isn’t different. Mustapha will be headlining the most hyped and anticipated event this Easter that has everyone at the edge of their seats.

After almost 2yrs of his Lenga Stress single, Mustapha is now touring his single across some dope clubs. In February he was in Meru, this weekend he’ll be turning it up at Ladida Lounge, alongside Pinchez Entertainer, as always. Pinchez Happens to be the youngest hype MC Kenya has, and has worked with big names! Check his social media platform to get a gist of what his about; https://www.facebook.com/pinchez.murithi.35 and https://twitter.com/PinchezKenya

So this ought to be your Easter Plan, an Easter Sensation Party that will be bigger than life. Save the date, 3rd April, 2015.

See you at Ladida beautiful people!

Ladida Lounge is located in Ongata Rongai.

See poster for more details.

The famous Naija Nite will be going down on Easter and believe it or not, It’s Mombasa residents that will be chests up this time round.

First rising music group, H_art the band will be sharing the same stage with Nigerian songstress, Yemi Alade of ‘Johnhy’ to rock revelers who will be turning up for the much publicized concert.

Below are some of the Industry’s big names that Taurus Events are bringing:

• Yemi Alade
• Comedian Klint Da Drunk
• Shanty L
• H_art The Band
• Comedian Salvador
• Susumila
• Gates (MC)
• Mr Nigeria (MC)

The comedy show will be from 7pm then 11pm…PARTY!!!

9ja Nite will go down at Sarova Whitesands Resort on the 5th of April, 2015 from 7pm.

Tickets;

• Ksh. 1,000/= (Advance)
• Ksh. 1,500/= (Regular)
• Ksh.  5,000/= (V.I.P)
• Ksh. 100,000/- (Corporate) 

This event is brought to you by Safaricom, Taurus & Whitesands

It’s not a rumor! It’s real! #TheUltimate3some because all good things come in Threes!

The largest terrace club in Nairobi opened in Nairobi last year in Donholm, then late last year, plans was underway to build another in Rongai. For weeks now I’ve been ranting it will be a dope club. Well, ladies and gents my prophesy has come to pass…Cubano will be holding their first party next month, a 3-day of nothing than non-stop partying!

Because one artiste will not justice to this nights, expect the legendary in Kenyan Hip Hop;

• Khaligraph Jones
• Kristoff 
• Abbas Kubaff

who will be performing live.

On the decks will be

• CODERED dj purpl
• Capital Fm Dj Andre’ The Addiction
• Dj Joe Mfalme

Now what will happen is, different day, different people will be holding the party down. Follow the link to know who Day 1- Day 3 is on stage; https://www.facebook.com/events/347567612112962/

Save the date, 2rd, 3rd & 4th April, Cubano will come alive!

Entry will be 500/= only.

Garden Estate in MALINDI is an amazing unique and planned gated community that offers residents a luxurious living. Garden Estate is so much more than a gated community; it is a harmonious community that provides a peaceful natural dwelling to raise a family in a serene environment.

Kenya, the Switzerland of Africa!! Acquire your own building plot at the PK Garden Estate situated in Malindi west approximately 5 Kilometers from the Indian Ocean.

After completion the estate will be a host of several well arraigned amenities including the following:-

·        Mini Golf Club,

·       One big common swimming pool,

·        Club House/ Restaurant

·        Club House/ Restaurant

·        Jogging Track

·        Children’s Play ground

Plots are sized approximately ¼ an acre (1000 M²) of best flora soil.

Price per plot is Kshs. 950,000 price for cash buyers.

OR

Pay installments as follows:-

• Deposit of Kshs. 200,000 and 71,875 per month within 12 months 
• Deposit of Kshs. 200,000 and 38,445 per month within 24 months 
• Deposit of Kshs. 200,000 and 27,374 per month within 36 months
• You can also chose to pay Kshs. 27,374 for four years with no deposit at all.

For more info, check; http://www.coastpropertieskenya.com/land-and-plots-for-sale-in-kenya/malindi?view=property&id=191:garden-estate-for-sale-in-malindi-mtangani-malindi

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Photos Of The College That Collapsed At TRM- Property Worth Millions Destroyed

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Garrisa College Under Siege Photos.

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What’s your take on office romance? Yay or Nay? Do they really work out. I remember once when in High School the couple teacher had to be separated in terms of where to be posted. Office romance emerge because the proximity of each other is on a daily, you are serious and stupid at the same time in the office. So this hunk of a man has seen you in both lights. I mean, you and this gentleman help each other cope through the meanness and stress of your stupid boss, well, unless the man in mind is your boss.

But doesn’t it get tiring, seeing each other on a daily basis, yes you have a chilling out and gossip mate but even the weekends you still meet up. How do you ensure you don’t tire seeing each other and make the sparks in the relationship still light? Have you had an office romance, how was it? Did it end well or horrid?

The latest episode of How to Find a Husband had Jackie (Mumbi Maina) & Robert (Joed Ngaruiya) rocking the office romance boat. Do you think it will work out? If you missed the episode, I’ll post it below then you be the judge. Personally I think it will work out, they are adults at the end of the day, so they will find a way to make it work if they believe the relationship is worth it. They just have to both work towards it.

Just in case you’ve been living under some cave, How to Find a Husband is a steamy show that airs on Maisha Magic, Channel 161 every Tuesday from 10pm, it revolves around finding the right man and the lengths we go to keep him. You should check it out, you are missing A LOT!

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In search of a job and nothing seems fruitful? Have you seen these open vacancies Santana has?? I posted them a while back they are hiring, then went quiet. Now they are back, there still exists open positions. Before you frown and push it aside like a job scam, try it, you never know. Maybe the doors to your unemployment days will be closed this time around.

So get your CV’s ready, click on the position you would like, it will re-direct you to another page. Qualifications and what not will be found in the other page. Start applying.

When? 2nd April 2015

What? The Invasion Party

Where? Skylux Lounge

Time? 9pm till Dawn!

Skylux, the most happening club in the haven of entertainment will be hosting an Invasion Party to welcome in the Easter with a BANG! This Easter Eve Party is promised to be epic according to the organizers, nothing less than the lined-up parties that we’ve had since the year began.
The Invasion Night Out will have Dj Vin -the Invader and Dj Incredible on the ones and twos with Live Mixing.

Entrance is only 300/=

See you there!

The many times I inquire and ask with eyes full of hope “What’s the difference between Whiskey, Scotch, & Bourbon” are numerous! And as always the barman takes a minute to explain. A minute that he wastes and will never come back because I really don’t understand and I’m too intoxicated to fully comprehend. So I took my own minute or two to search the difference between these liquor names.

Real Men Drink Whiskey they say. So, Whiskey I found is a generic term used or rather given to all distilled spirits that are made from grain mash. The earlier mentioned liquors are all made from grain mash thats why they usually look and taste almost the same. The difference is the grain used, how they are distilled, length of aging and casks used to store them.

There you have it folks, the science that’s called Whiskey. Oh!, all whiskeys have their own rules and regulations. Like scotch can only be manufactured in Scotland.

Back to matters that matter, a new whiskey brand is to be launched on the 3rd of April, 2015. The Whiskey to be launched will be Mac Mohans. The event will be held at Planet Media, perfectly sited to coincide with the premier of Fast and Furious 7.

The organizers are handing out giveaways; tickets to the Fast & Furious Premier. All you have to do is take a selfie, either alone or with a group of guys, then inbox the pic and details to their Facebook Page Mohans Oysterbay Drinks Kenya Limited

From dusk to down! That’s how far Club Ladida is prepared to go in preparation of Easter.

It’s dubbed ‘B4 The Bash’; the ultimate gig that will be happening this coming April at Rongai. Club Ladida will be ushering in Easter in style with a bash that goes all the way till the cock crows.

On the decks will be DJ Gibbz Tha Daqchild; be assured he will rock your world. By the way, he never disappoints.

So get down to Rongai on April the 2^nd because then is when the show is going on!

The days later will have you living in Rongai for the party’s planned

Are you single or in a relationship? Or is it those complicated situation-ship you just don’t wanna talk about? Whatever your status, this is the perfect plot to grace this Month!

Truelove Signature Management Presents; The Homecoming of Loyalty Models.

A Night dedicated to nothing short of fun and more fun.

Truelove have lined up some awesome activities from;

• Live Performances from Chrome and Vista
• Lasses and gents sashaying on the runway showcasing their beautified and chiseled bodies
• Dancing competitions, this is when you should go back to YouTube and learn a few dancing tricks
• Speed dating; singles, sharpen those eyebrows and lines, you might be walking out with someone awesome for the night.

The event will be going down at SkyWorld Lounge, located on Tom Mboya. Leone House 2nd and 3rd floor at the Ronald Ngala Junction.

See poster for more details

Being a Thursday only one thing comes in mind, Party! Tonight we go shake what our mama gave us at the ‘Divas Party’ that is said to rock the CBD. It’s only prudent we party after a week’s busy schedule…and the party is perfectly situated in tao. No hustles involved in moving from one place to the other.

And with the football series in session, Scratch is perfect to come watch your football take the cup home. It’s fitted with HD screens and an all round system. Scratch hold the number in their décor. It’s elegant, tasteful and beautifully furnished making it the most prime spot to unwind and party all night.

Grab your dancing shoes cause tonight we are getting turned up! At Scratch Pub & Grill.

Booze is only 160/- per can.

Scratch is located on Moi Avenue.

With big names from the 90s on the lineup, this definitely shall be the biggest Old Skool party dubbed “The Vybestar affair Reunion party”. Ol’ Skool was an American new Jack Swing, music characterized from the 80’s and 90’s.

Hosting this massive night will be Djs from the former Vybestar club that was the biggest club during the 90s…

• Dj Magik Myk
• Dj Albu
• Dj Bryoh
• Alabama the Dj
• Dj Kareez formerly of Florida
• Dj Jones formerly of Cascades
• John Karani will be the MC

The above mentioned deejays were hyping big clubs in Thika and the CBD in the 90’s, though some still are big clubs. This is definitely not a night to miss.

All this will be happening at the Blue Post Hotels Cascades Club. Apart from the entertainment, there will be a barbeque( a jam session of sorts) and mingling from 2pm, HD screens showing football matches on the day, then the official party begins at 7pm till Dawn.

The ultimate perfect Easter Getaway plan is set, and not to be missed.

Entrance is 500/=.

See poster for more details.

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Top Ten Throwback Photos Today. Octopizzo, Willlis Raburu And More

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Soul music originated from the US in the ‘50s and ‘60s. What most lovers of soul music might or might not know, Soul combines African-American gospel, rhythm, blues and jazz in its music. So the singers of tonight will be singing songs around this genre, no Lil Wayne stunts screaming and jumping like a retard on the stage and all…its soulful music. So we are expecting passionate, love-making, emotional filled songs, strictly soulful. So come release pain or celebrate love through music, the souls medicine.

Soul Night will be going down tonight at Tamasha Hurlingham and at Zebra Lounge, Capital Center located in South B will be holding the kawaida Karaoke. So you have options to choose from, both places turn up though. Zebra Lounge is hidden gem, but its actually quite cozy, has a mature flair to it…no teens or kids, and it’s spacious and has comfy lounges that hold your sitting apparatus perfectly!

Aside from the singing, Aqula will be having a discounted price on their bottle services which will be sold at 800/- and 50/- baab fro the shots at Hurli, then Zebra, Aqula will be sold 1,000/= for a bottle and 150/- for the shots with each singer getting free shots.

Aqula Vodka happens to be the leading Kenyan liquor that’s incredibly smooth has a great-taste with remarkable body and character due to its infused ancient Russian recipe!

Prepare those chords, drink lots of water…and see you tonight at Zebra Lounge or Tamasha from 8pm.

                              DON’T LET ME GO!

Deceit, cover up and false identity abound in this hilarious comedy filled with innuendo and cruelly funny turns of fate

Hilarious Comedy April Thu 16 at 6pm, Fri 17 at 6 & 8pm, Sat 18 at 3, 6 & 8pm and Sun 19 at 3 & 6 pm at Alliance Francaise

STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY

In this hilarious comedy of riotous marital misunderstandings, a couple attempts to flee the country. With the police in hot pursuit, they assume various identities as they battle to keep their secrets secret. Produced by Abuto Eliud, this MUST-SEE witty and intelligently crafted COMEDY will definitely keep you on the edge of your seat.

The star-studded cast of Kirumburu Ng’ang’a, Nick Ndeda, Janet Kirina, Diana Mulwa, Justin Mirichii, Martin Githinji and Robert Agengo delightfully lift up the story to a crescendo as cover-ups and marital mishaps take root…Veteran director Mbeki Mwalimu teams up with FCA’s talented creative Wangari Gioche to direct this laugh-a-minute comedy. The stage manager is Beauty Ayoma while Nina Mwiti is the production assistant.

Tickets @500/=. Advance tickets on sale at only 400 bob till Tuesday April 7th. Pay via Mpesa BUY GOODS Till Number 811120. Call 0726524124/0728130134, Airtel: 0734524124 or call 0202025811. Email: info@fcakenya.co.ke.

Tickets on sale at Alliance Francaise reception, Asanand Music Shop on Moi avenue, 8to8 Mall next to Jazz Bar and Metz Photo Lab, Revlon Plaza, Tubman Rd, Off Kimathi St., Lower ground floor, Next to Bazaar Hse, Opposite Total Petrol Station. Tickets for DON’T LET ME GO are in high demand! So go on, get your ticket today. You will not be disappointed. Treat yourself to a thrilling evening of high quality entertainment.

Tanzania heartthrob, Rich Mavoko will be jetting in the country some time soon for his much anticipated and hyped event that will be held in one of Nairobi’s finest partying hot spot. With his striking relationship with Kenyan artistes and a collabo with Kaka Sungura, it’s no wonder Mavoko keeps coming back to the country event after event.

Heri Square Lounge has revealed that the Roho Yangu hit maker will be joined by the likes of Avril, Willy M. Tuva among others on the 2nd of April, 2015 for his Live Concert at Heri Square Lounge.

The event will have you welcome the long Easter weekend on a high roll.

Entrance is only 500/= and it starts at 6pm till dawn

Heri Square is located at Runda/ Ruaka Bypass

Gospel Mix Whiz Dj Mo runs a Dj Academy that aims to help upcoming and established guys who want to learn a thing or two about deejaying and the music chemistry. The deejay prowess has two academies so far and he’s now expanded his business to Nax Vegas. In Nairobi, the System Rave Dj Academy has flourished and the two schools are located in the CBD (Anniversary Towers) and Komarock and now this new one is at Prime Plaza 5^th floor, room number 504, Nakuru.

His move to Nakuru is to seek fresh untapped talent.

So if you are in Nakuru and you have a passion in mixing, better pay System Unit a visit. They are the best you can ever wish to train with!

Registration is still on progress! Hurry while the opening is still available.