Bruce Jenner,Kim Kardashian’s step-father ,has opened the doors. And,in that ground-breaking interview,announced that he had bid adieu to his male self…And was now venturing into new waters…the female waters. The World,at first,was shocked,but not sooo shocked. I mean, this was Bruce Jenner.
Bruce truly broke the internet… unlike his fame-hungry daughter who also tried to break the virtual world. And failed. Despite that photo. Ouch.
Bruce,in an interview that stopped the World for some 2 hours,came out as a woman. And told America-and the World at large-that he was a Woman. Despite living his life as a man. An athletic, macho man for a beautiful 65 years.
And fathering close to ten children. With three women all of whom he married-and divorced. Amicably, at least.
Bruce’s bold announcement emboldened the weak, opened doors and chapters, elicited debates, inspired activists and proved to be a turning point for America’s-and the World’s-struggle with NOT just accepting but also understanding Transgender people.
Bruce,a man who had,for all his illustrious life,dotted by many medals and innumerable appearances on American Television for many nights, lived as a model MAN and as a babe-magnet,shocked the World by deciding to have a sex change.
There were no signs…But,according to him,he’d been a woman all his life.. And that’s the greatest story that the famous Karsadhian Family was supposed to be telling. Or attemting to do. As opposed to the nonsense that the family has been showing the World for years. And years.
Enough with the Bruce sentimentalism, let’s go straight into what I brought you here for.
Here’s a LIST of some male Kenyan Celebrities who would definitely pull off a sex change. And be perfect Women.
Why? Well,maybe because of how they talk,how they dress,their general mannerisms,their affinity-and association-to and with women,their preferred hair styles,manner of speech,feminine touch and several other issues.
Come with me…And let’s do this. Shall we? But of course!

1. ERIC OMONDI
Eric’s one of Kenya’s most popular comedians. But not the funniest. Or even the second funniest. The lanky comic,whose recently grown really close to the hair-raising Diamond Platnumz,East Africa’s Prince Of Music,is one Kenyan male celebrity whose never hidden his feminine side. He may have done it all as his duty to comedy..and as a way to eke out a living but still,he pulls off feminine roles so seamlessly it’s so easy to imagine him as a woman. And envision him being one.
Eric’s donned wigs for years now. He’s had his nails done,he’s had layers of make-up applied on his scrawny face,he’s been painting his lips scarlet for years and he’s worn female regalia for years now. Eric,really,would be the perfect man to transition to a woman. And he’d do quite a job!
Changing Eric’s skinny frame into that of a desirable woman,however,would be the greatest challenge…Because even though he’d make a perfect woman,given his natural ability to simply pose and behave as one,he’s still be one helluva unattractive one. What with that body. And those tu-biceps. And arrrgghhh,that stuttering voice! Good luck kissing Eric…as a woman. And oh,what would be his name? As woman? Susan Wamaitha. Perfect!

2. JEFF KOINANGE
He’s been experimenting with hair glo for how many years now? 50? And lip gloss? Boy,Jeff would be so at home as a woman. But that voice obviously would say NO. I mean,a gigantic woman with a booming voice is the last thing You want to wake up next to n a rainy Sunday morning. A hefty woman with a voice as deep as Jeff’s is seriously that last woman you want to walk up at some packed,downtown party. She’d be an amazon. And she’d swallow your little ass at the spot.
But thanks to this impeccable sense of style,manicured nails,gelled hair,glimmering lips,that smile and devil-may-care flamboyance,Jeff would really make some woman. Quite some woman. Not very sexy though. Haha. But fun to date…And even funnier to break up with. His name? Veronicah Nduta. Cute.

3. MAINA KAGENI
Maina’s actually a woman already…theoretically speaking. I mean,whose been having women’s back for the last decade in this town? Maina,of course! He’s the unofficial Voice Of Women And,brother,the brother does quite a job at representing them,standing by them,standing up for them and decoding them.
And don’t they love him? Like hell they do! He’s them. And they’re him.
Would we be shocked if he has a sex change? And transitioned into a woman? NEVER! After all,haven’t we all been waiting for this day? Of course we have.
Maina,though,would be some really pesky woman. And he’d be hard to marry. Or tame. But fun to date. Oh,very much fun! Plus,he’d be paying all the bills…I mean,Who doesn’t like a woman who pays bills? As for his fashion sense? Hmmm,worst dressed woman ever! His name? Agnes Mukami. Eat that.

4. NICK MUTUMA
Do we even need to explain why here? With that sort of smile,You should have boobs already…..
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5. IAN MUGOYA
Again,do we even have to explain why here!!?

6. KEVIN MWANGI
Kevin Mwangi is the man you all know as Shaniqua,the super popular socialite known for her antics on the popular KTN Television show,Jameni. Shaniqua,though a woman,does such a good job at being a woman,he should officially be one already! As a man,Kevin Mwangi is quite the macho man…with all the male thrill and testosterone that ges with it. But wait until he transition into a woman for the TV show,and,BOOM! All the manhood seeps away…He becomes quite the drama mama…His make-up,nails,wigs and voice totally marry into womanhood. Kevin would have the most successful-and laudable-sex change in Kenya! No arguments about that. His name? Shaniqua,of course!

7. IAN MBUGUA
Ian’s notoriety at putting down people,pulling attitudes, dismissing people and expressing disgust at stuff that doesn’t appeal to him was cemented by that defunct TV show Tusker Project Fame.
Ian would sneer at contestants,pull faces,proudly shake his head in disapproval, twist his neck,scowl and flip his fingers in the exact way and style a woman would.
If Ian didn’t like You,he’d pull out his true feminine side to let You know..And,brother,he can really reaallllly intimidate. His manner of talking,too,is all woman. Especially when making mean,heartless statements.
His pride and ego and arrogance would work best with women…And that’s why he is in this list. He wouldn’t make a beautiful woman,though. Or a fun one. He’d be troublesome,hard to deal with,keep up with or impress. And,I don’t know,but I think he’s the type that would keep You waiting for years before letting you eat that cookie. His name? Ummmm,Martha Kagendo. Not very sweet. Just like the woman.
And wait,which man even poses like that for studio photos?? Martha Kagendo priiiiissss!

8. LARRY MADOWO
He has an attitude,loves taking selfies,giggles like a woman,can get real cocky,catches feelings,is rumored to be proud and self-absorbed,loves traveling,loves photos and loves gossip.
I mean,do You need more reasons why Larry would really really make a woman? Man,he’s already one! Haha. His female name? Catherine Akoth. He’d be hard to get,though. And one of the most difficult tu-sichanas you would ever come across.
BONUS:
TONNY NDUNG’U
Tonny’s not exactly a celebrity. But he writes for a website that NOT only makes but also breaks celebrities at will(Ghafla). Tonny first flirted with the feminine world last year during the popular “My Dress My Choice” City campaigns which culminated in a city march that saw thousands of women-and Men-come out in support of women’s free will to dress as they wished.
Tonny,around that time,wore a dress. A tight-fitting ka-dress that divided opinion on social media. And elicited quite a conversation.
Here’s the dress…..And this dress alone is why Tonny would make it as a woman. This dress alone. Nothing else. Oh,and that pose Gai Fafa.
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