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20th August 2015:Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

Everybody is talking about Coke Studio! All bigwigs in Kenyan entertainment industry made their way to Sankara to witness American RnB sensation bring the house down. As usual, ALL celebs who were there scrambled to be photographed with Ne-Yo and then the hashtags followed. Coke Studio aside, below are the hottest stories this Thursday morning:

#1Drunk University Students Caught On Camera Having Dry S3x In A Club (Video)

#2Raundi Hii Team Mafisi Kwisha! See The Skimpy Dress DJ Pierra Wore That Exposed Three-quarters Of Her Ninii Making Men Cry In Thirst (Photo)

#3Papa Shirandula’s “Kawira” 9 Months After Her Wedding, She Has Really Changed (Photo)

#4Mwanaisha Chidzuga Allegedly Fired From KTN

#5Churchill Comedian Owago Onyiro Throws Capital F.M’s Miss Mandi Under The Bus. Leaks E-Mails That Should Never Have Seen the Light of Day

#6Meet the Kenyan Birdman; He Is Causing a Fracas on Social Media Thanks To What He Did To His Head (Photo)

#7Breaking News:Pastor Ng’ang’a Has Been Arrested!

#8Octopizzo Speaks Up About His Alleged Split From His Mzungu Wife

#9Young Citizen TV Actor, Almasi, Goes On Rampage Kissing And Cuddling Amorously With Different Girls (Photos)

#10Edith Kimani Flies All The Way From Germany To Attend Janet Mbugua’s Surprise Party (Photos)

 

Kiss 100’s/Classic 105’s Carol Radull Admitted To Hospital

“Get Well Soon” messages are streaming in for one female football fanatic named Carol Radull.

Carol is currently in hospital after dismissing a sore throat, cough and migraines. Which was a bad move as it turns out she has acute sinusitis (major infection or inflammation of the membranes that line your sinuses)and Asthma. A condition so serious that she will be wheeled into surgery tomorrow.

But thankfully, she can still use social media as she announced her condition with this:

 

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Jacky Vike Opens Up About Being A Prostitute In Nairobi Half-Life

Some actors/actresses have it in their contracts that they’ll never appear in their birthday suits or play a sex scene on screen, but Jacky Vike is not one of those actors. In fact she says that she is not afraid of sex scenes.

Maybe that’s why one of the most memorable scenes from Nairobi Half-Life was Awinja playing the randy yet hilarious prostitute. A scene she pulled out flawlessly, scandalizing and titillating us at the same time.

So how did she pull this off we asked. Is there pressure to act a sex scene?

“To be honest if you love something it’s easier, I did not feel like I was doing anything wrong. I had fun with that character. But come the day of the launch, I watched it when I was hiding.’ she says as it felt strange watching herself in that situation.

But she would not mind doing another sex scene as she says she is able to separate the character from herself. I am an actress; I would do even raunchier scenes. I’m acting, those characters are not me” she says

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Bootylicious Luo Mommy Shakes Her Massive Boneless Booty On Camera (Video)

 

There is this perception Luo ladies are well endowed with a bright future behind them. There is a speck of truth in this belief given that a lady with roots from the lake region has assets that make Vera Sidika look like a bad joke.

Maybe you know her or you have heard about her; this Luo lady who shook her butt harder than the 7.3 magnitude earthquake that hit Nepal.

Judy Anyango isn’t a new face in limelight. It has been a decade since she last made headlines. There was a time when she was giving the likes of Vera Sidika and Huddah Monroe a run for their money but she took a sabbatical before she joined the A-list socialites in their league.

The chocolate colored ‘retired’ socialite turned her back on ratchet stuff but her twerk video still managed to pop.

The socialite was seen in a video violently her bum. She did it with utmost precision to make you miss those days when twerking made you want to take action.

Watch Judy do her stuff in the below video:

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3 Totally Hot Kenyan Femcee’s Release A Video About Booze, Mama Mboga’s,Hawkers And Turn Up. Hot Or Nah?

Picture this: You are a young campus going broke  jamaa who needs a weekend plot nevertheless. You hail at your lady squeeze to come over for some “Movie plan” with the promise that you will make her dinner, (How very romantic of you) She promises to come only to go off  some hours before you meet? Well that is probably because your weekend plot was lame. 

 Noti Flow, Dida and Baby T  launched a video yesterday at Tribeka during the weekly Wakilisha East Africa forum. Tribeka was brimming with hordes of humanity (mostly men) who had come to witness the usual Tuesday Spectacle. 

The name of the jam is “Haiwes” common local lingo for “Can’t/won’t be” or “impossible” like if you holler at a woman she might just say “Haiwes” which tells you to go talk to the birds. 

Unfortunately, we don’t feel the jam, it lacks a theme, it is pointless jibber jabber, nauseatingly repetitive, shrill and annoying. Three hot girls sat down and came up with that? For real? Anyway, calm down ,  Just Kidding, this is an amazing club banger that had everyone on their feet last evening. You should listen to it! Now! 

Produced by ATL ENT the jam has more video vixens than you will probably ever see in your entire lifetime. 

Watch it below? 

The trio of Baby T, Dida And Noti Flow was at the Tribeka Yesterday, here are some of the photos: 

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 Baby T,Noti Flow and Dida. 

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#WCW: Kathy Kiuna’s Daughters Continue Growing Prettier By The Day. Especially The Yellow One. Check Them Out (Photos)

Reverend Kathy Kiuna and Bishop Allan Kiuna have the prettiest daughters of all men and women of God in the country.

Today being Wednesday, we celebrate women. Woman Crush Wednesday (#WCW) allows us to share pictures of ladies that we find attractive or we admire.

Our #WCW today are two pretty daughters of Reverend Kathy Kiuna and Bishop Allan Kiuna of Jubilee Christian Church (JCC) Parklands.

Funny I only remember the name of one of their daughters, Stephanie Kiuna. Yes, the yummy yellow yellow one.

She is prettier than Shakira on the day she shot the ‘Waka Waka’ video. I have heard she is already taken, but then again last time I checked it wasn’t a crime to salivate after an eye candy. Otherwise Team Mafisi would have been locked in Kamiti.

To cut the long story short, check out the two pretty Kiunas below:

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Vera Sidika Leaves Blood Boiling After She Puts Up A Leggy Display In Miami (Photos)

High-flying socialite/fashionista Vera Sidika is currently enjoying a jet-setting lifestyle, jetting in and out of different states in the U.S.A.

Trips which have been carefully displayed for her host of admirers and critics on social media.
The social media queen gave her 145,000+ followers something to double-tap today when she posted pictures of herself lounging by the beach in Miami Florida in a burgundy jumpsuit

 

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‘Shots on Shorts’ Thursday Party Courtesy of Natives. Find Out More

Kesho, without fail, Natives is throwing yet another sick party dubbed ”Shots on Shorts’ party night out. So team thirst, whatever plans you had, cancel! They ain’t worth ish if they do not lead to Natives. Trust me.

As the title suggests, ladies will be in shorts; Booty shorts, gogo shorts, mini shorts, scrunch back shorts, metallic shorts, all type short clothing is allowed. If you don’t have a short, wear a mini. Now before you think all that sexy attire will be wasted on some nigger, the short/mini will actually get you a free cocktail courtesy of Natives Pub management.

The night will be hosted by the beautiful Betty Colette, on the ones and two’s will be Dj Creepa and MC, MC Skibbie

The event is free of charge! Will be starting at 11pm and will end at dawn.

 

Young Citizen TV Actor, Almasi, Goes On Rampage Kissing And Cuddling Amorously With Different Girls (Photos)

Mhh! He looks sooo innocent on TV but in real life, pwahh! Almasi is the real definition of a real bad boy. Swaga bala!

18-year-old Ian Munene best known as Almasi in popular Citizen TV kid’s program, Machachari, is a ladies’ magnet!

The young star has been spotted in various occasions blatantly flirting with different girls as he posed for the photo.

It’s hard to imagine Almasi is capable of smooching around given that he depicts an upright conformist in his role in Citizen TV’s Machachari show.

But that is Almasi not Ian Munene, the latter has unrivaled taste for fooling around with small tugirls, of his age of course.

And he is bold enough to share photos of his ‘good’ moments with these girls. Ian was even seen waving the middle finger.

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Turn Up Party with DJ Stretch Come This Friday. Find Out More

 

Beautiful people, this weekend shall be the ‘the weekend that was’ !! The mood mood is kicking in already. Ne-yo is in town, Ali Kiba, Ice Prince… I mean, if that ain’t indication enough that this shall be a sick weekend I don’t know what more you want as. In the same partying spirit Sirville Lounge are having a major party plan going down on Friday. It’s going to be crazier than you’ve ever seen before.

The SHOW STOPPER Party is on with the talented DJ Stretch backed by Dj Syd & Dj Cliq and grapevine has it that all hot mammies and hot dudes you see and admire have confirmed attendance, this place will be crazy busy and the fun, even words can’t express how it’s gonna be,got the picture? And do not worry about availability, prices on drinks, the flow will be non-stop and at very affordable rates.

So, Friday, all roads lead to SIRVILLE BREWERY AND LOUNGE, get your dancing shoes and that Regalia ready to dance and have fun all night till late.Great Music,Awesome Beer, Plenty of Shisha, and ample parking, Sh50 the whole night. You can’t afford to miss this mega party, Make this your ONLY plan,tell a friend to tell a friend to tell their friends.

See you there! #TurnUpForThis #SirvilleNightlife #SirvilleAlwaysBrewing

 

After Ne-Yo, 3 More International Superstars Expected In The Country This Weekend

We may have been named the hot bed of terror very recently, but I think it should have been the hot bed of entertainment judging form the large number of international acts jetting onto the country.

Ne-Yo jetted into the country very recently making him the biggest star to visit the country this year. Others who have been here include Ali Kiba, Diamond, Yemi Alade, Yasiin Bey, Davido and Flavor.

Morgan Heritage is also expected in the country soon but first Mi Casa will be jetting into the country for Koroga Festival. Mi Casa is a South African house band made up of 3 members, Dr. Duda (producer) and pianist, J’Something (vocalist and guitarist), and Mo-T (trumpeter).

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Mwanaisha Chidzuga Allegedly Fired From KTN

 

Mwanaisha Chidzuga is one of the longest-serving and on-demand KTN news anchors so it came as a shock to us when we were informed that she had allegedly been fired.

According to the reliable source, the graceful news anchor was on her way to the set of her new show ‘Maisha na Isha’ when she was handed a ‘redundancy’ letter. A situation that forced her to leaving her guest stranded.

Mwanaisha joins the long list of employees hit by the massive firing at the Standard group.

Another source from the media house confirmed that the soft-spoken lady had been sent home. We are still trying to contact Mwanaisha for confirmation and we will reveal more information as it comes.

 

Churchill Comedian Owago Onyiro Throws Capital F.M’s Miss Mandi Under The Bus. Leaks E-Mails That Should Never Have Seen the Light of Day

We know him as a funny guy but none of us expected him to be a snitch.

Owago Onyiro from the ‘Churchill Show’ recently threw Miss Mandi of Capital F.M under the bus, exposing her to some major roast after he leaked email exchanges between ‘Miss Mandi’ and Eddie Butita.

He claimed that Miss Mandi tried killing Eddie Butita’s dreams in 2013 and decided to use this email as a ‘teachable lesson’ to his followers.

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On 21st of August 2013 @eddiebutita started following his dream of being one of the best Kenyan Stand Up Comedian but he faced the 1st worst challenge in his life
Guys never ever lose hope in life no matter what other will tell you Believe in yourself to the end
This was in 2013 when some lady by the name #MissMandi @missmandii wanted to end @eddiebutita’s hope in Comedy
Thank God Butita didn’t lose hope in his dream. Remember never to lose hope in life because no condition is permanent.Walitudharau……. Who is laughing now????? @eddiebutita is a living testimony.God never disappoint

Miss Mandi replied to this salty post with this:

It’s good you’ve posted this. 1. Glad you can look at this as a reference point to how far you’ve come.
2. I didn’t think what you sent was funny. You asked for my opinion.
3. How many people left the place I worked for? Even the comedian I mentioned isn’t with that station anymore.
4. Just like you I’ve been given criticism. I’ve been told I don’t have a voice for radio but I still chased my dream.
5. Lastly, it’s beautiful you believe in yourself. Sometimes in life when you miss out on opportunities it’s a blessing in disguise. All the best in all your endeavors. Keep shinning & knocking on doors. 

Breaking News:Pastor Ng’ang’a Has Been Arrested!

After weeks of walking scotfree with allegations that he had knocked down and killed a motorist, Pastor James Ng’ang’a has been arrested. Finally. 

 Pastor Ng’ang’a was arrested a while ago  after filing a case at the High Court seeking to block his arrest following recommendations by the Director of Public Prosecutions Keriako Tobiko to have him charged over the killer accident that allegedly involved his vehicle along Tigoni in Limuru. 

The story is developing and more details on the same shall be availed as soon as they come up. 

AVRIL LESSONS: In This Politically-Correct Country,You’re Damned If You’re Born Again,Damned If You’re Not… So This Is Why Avril Should Remain With The Devil.

For the last week or so,Avril has been all the rage after some amateur video emerged of her being tantalized into accepting ‘Christ’ by Tanzanian worship singer Christina Shusho. After watching that ambiguous video,a decision was quickly arrived to,especially by bloggers and online potentates,Avril is now BORN AGAIN! Quick,Let’s make a fuss out of it!

Avril was attending some event at the CUEA where she met famed Tanzanian singer Christina Shusho,an avowed lover of Christ and Gospel zealot. And in the heat of the moment,Shusho,ever the evangelist,decided to throw the gauntlet at Avril… And invited her,I would say,coaxed her,into ‘Getting prayed for’ and ‘Getting born again‘. Afraid of letting such a honorable woman of God down,Avril,cornered,did what anyone would have done ; She admitted that,yes,she loved God and blah blah blah but wouldn’t mind being ‘prayed for’. Whatever that means.

Some smart guy was taking a video and in no time,Avril was the talk of town! Oh! If only she can get ‘Born Again’ every weekend!

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Shusho and a church crew praying for a confused Avril.

In this politically-correct Country,getting ‘born again’,which is righteous parlance for ‘fully accepting Christ as Your Lord and Savior and abandoning the World for Him’, is quite a big deal.

We were brought up in strict Church backgrounds that made such a maddening fuss over whoever got born again that we grew up believing that getting ‘born again’ is a historic event in itself.

We were brought up in stuffy,cacophonous Churches that would parade dazed people at the alter and take them through the very public and sometimes humiliating process of getting ‘born again‘.

We were brought up in Churches where,after every sermon,no matter how lame and downright senseless it was,the Pastor,all sweaty and pompous,would throw the dreaded question to the drained congregation; ‘Nani anataka kuokoka? Mkono Juu! Usiogope… Inua Mkono uombewe…’

We were brought up in a Gospel so intoxicating,a Church tradition so blinding that we were made to believe that getting ‘Born Again’ had to always be a raucous,public affair that culminated in unbridled ululating and some sort of spiritual carnival.

That’s how we were brought up. And that’s why,to date,many years after we ditched the humdrum Sunday School indoctrination,many years after we stopped going to Church,we still go all gaga and erupt in a frenzy whenever someone ‘gets born again’. In public.

As we grew up,accepting Christ and making a concerted effort to live for Him and serve Him was NEVER a private affair. It had to be sensationalized. And it still is today.

We were taught that getting born again was NOT even your choice. The pastor had to make the choice for you…By first hitting you with a fiery 2-hour sermon and then,assuming you’ve been scared enough by the number of times he mentioned ‘Hell’,You are bamboozled and confused and threatened into accepting Christ. Even when you are not ready.

In this Country,accepting Christ also means accepting the barrage of judgments and finger-pointing that society will start throwing at you. In this Country,If you accept Jesus,you immediately sign up for some form of social warfare. You are either ostracized. Or placed on a pedestal… That you should NEVER fall from. Ever!

In this country,if you backslide,which is Christian lingua for ‘denouncing the Lord’ you’re made into an object of ridicule. You’re ostracized by the very Church that vowed to stand by you through thick and thin,you’re reduced into a marketplace punchline and you’re singled out as a spiritual failure. You will NEVER recover. Ever!

In this warped country,we will force you and push you into accepting Christ even when we haven’t ourselves. And probably never will.

We will judge you for NOT agreeing to get ‘Born Again’. And judge you for agreeing to get ‘Born Again’.

No matter what you do and how you do it,you will never win! Because,as we grew up,we were taught that getting born again is NOT a private affair between you and your Lord. We were socialized into believing that accepting Christ was OUR affair. It was a communal affair. Almost a national affair. We were taught that we had to participate in your journey of faith. And judge you along the way. Applaud you and ridicule you as you rise and fall.

And that’s why,faced with a question like ‘Do You want to receive Jesus as Your personal Lord and Savior’,Avril couldn’t say NO. Not in this judgmental,character-assassinating Country.

I pity poor Avril. I feel like her rights were trampled upon. And that it was WRONG to parade her as a’ sinner’ and publicly invite her to accept Jesus. As if she’s been praying to Lord Buddha since birth.

This nonsense of coercing people to get ‘Born Again’ MUST STOP!

It’s a deep commitment. And a severely personal choice… I don’t get why Spiritual Leaders have to make such a huge spectacle out of it. And publicly blackmail hapless people into getting ‘Born Again’.

But in a country like this,where failure to accept Jesus reduces you into an object of scorn,You can never say NO. Not in public.

You must play along,and look like you care. You must say yes,and agree to whatever you’re told. You can never say ‘I am NOT ready’. Neither can you ever say no to a free offer of free impromptu prayers. Not when there’s a whole seated congregation looking at you. And banking on you.

This ‘Born Again’ business is a dirty business…

And that’s why Avril,at least for now,must remain with ‘The Devil’.

It’s Officially On! Betty Kyallo and Dennis Okari Finally Announce Their Wedding Date And Venue (Photo)

Ladies and gentlemen mark your calendars, the biggest wedding of the year is about to go down.

After about 2 years of being engaged and a daughter later, Betty and Dennis Okari have finally disclosed their wedding date.

The couple will be getting married on 2nd October at 10.AM at the Marula Manor, an announcement that was made using this colorful poster.

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The pair got engaged in secrecy sometime in April 2013 after they went on vacation to the Swahili Beach Hotel at the coast. Dennis got down on one knee and proposed to Betty as the crowd around them cheered and they announced on True Love Magazine that they would get married by the end of 2014.

They did not get married as fast as we thought but aren’t we glad that they are finally tying the knot, and the best part is that their darling daughter Ivanna will witness al this.

 

Papa Shirandula’s “Kawira” 9 Months After Her Wedding, She Has Really Changed (Photo)

Joy Karambu is known to many as Kawira from Papa Shirandula, the bald-headed, beautiful comical actress with a penchant for excessive make-up.

The actress tied the knot with her love Ephantus Wahome close to the end of last year a ceremony held at the Kenya Forestry Research Institute (KEFRI).

9 months later we came across the couple and Kawira still looks deeply in love, she has even switched from the bald look she is known for, for something much different.

 

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Ladies & Gents, Here’s Something to Make Your Wednesday Less Gloomy.

The 6th Edition Of Hakuna Matata is heading to Machaa. The gig has been hyped and now is wagging on people’s mouths thanks to the star-studded lineup.

Why will Hakuna Matata be the biggest event again? 7 people are the reasons why, they include:

#‎H_artTheBand

#‎CremeDeLaCreme

#‎Raaay

#‎XclusiveDeejay

#‎Deejay_Kace

#‎DjProtege

#‎DjCrossfade

The action will be going down on 29th of August 2015 at Machakos People’s Park.

Early bird tickets are still on sale, the sale will be closed on the 31st. Grab yours at ticket sasa: https://www.ticketsasa.com/events/eventdetail/view/1587/hakuna_matata_festival_august_edition_2015

Advance tickets are usually higher priced that early bird. So don’t waste time to grab yours and your comrades’. For more info check; https://www.facebook.com/HakunaMatataFestival?fref=ts

See you all at the 6th edition of The Hakuna Matata Festival at the beautiful and scenic county of Machakos, Machakos People’s Park.

5 East Africa’s Finest Singers Unite To Challenge Diamond’s Domination

Diamond’s supremacy may soon be watered down by the actions of 5 East Africa’s artists who by the way have the zeal and potential to oust him.

Diamond Platnumz is arguably the King of East African music. He commands a massive following that makes you think he can win any elective seat in the region

But competitors won’t just let the ‘Nana’ hit maker have a smooth way without giving him a run for his money.

Five singers have hit the studio together in a bid to compose the best music that can pose a threat to the flourishing Tanzanian artist.

The five; Bien-Aimé Baraza, Willis Chimano, Delvin Mudigi, Polycarp Otieno and Ali Kiba are working out something together.

“Final touches to the track!!” Chimano wrote as he posted a photo while they (Sauti Sol) were in studio together with Ali Kiba.

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Meet the Kenyan Birdman; He Is Causing a Fracas on Social Media Thanks To What He Did To His Head (Photo)

Many people want to be Bryan Williams a.k.a “Birdman” as he is currently one of the wealthiest men in hip-Hop.

He was ranked No. 5 on this year’s Forbes Five so it is understandable why people would want to be like him. But some people take it a tad too far. Such as this young man who calls himself Kenyan Birdman”

The youthful chap is fond of using the phrase “Yu digg” actually bears the same bald head Birdman is famed for and even that ridiculous star tattoo on Birdman’s head.

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Factors which have unfortunately made him a target for cyber bullies who have trolled him for days, but the young man remains unfazed.

Staying strong and building a huge followership, Check out the Kenyan Birdman next;


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Octopizzo Speaks Up About His Alleged Split From His Mzungu Wife

Late last week, a popular Friday pull-out claimed that Octopizzo and his wife were on their way to filing a divorce.

This was after a ferocious fight that was allegedly caused by claims that Octopizzo had fathered a child with a woman named Martha who works for a leading multinational bank.

Octopizzo supposedly had to run away from their apartment near Nakumatt junction and disappear for a few days after things got thick after the wife called the cops on him.

Speaking To Ghafla, Octopizzo expressed displeasure with the whole story.

“How would someone come for my album launch, see my wife and kids and find something negative to say. Everyone wrote good things, why couldn’t that person do the same?” he asks.

“I called Standard and asked who wrote the story and no one told me. I am not worried about rumors. Even if you want to write I have had sex 1 with one million women, write it. Just don’t include my children. I will file a lawsuit. “He said.

He went on to cite the time Standard used his picture instead of Fidel’s asking why such a huge publication would commit such a huge blunder. “I have no problem with rumors, write about me soliciting sex from prostitutes in Koinange, but don’t touch my family. Trash me if you want, but keep my kids, wife and mother out of it” he added before saying this “No one called to ask, the writer was just trying to trend.”

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Size 8 Releases A New Hit Song ‘Afadhali Yesu’ (Video)

 

Size 8 changed when she accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and savior and there has been no turning back. Her dance moves are infectious in her upbeat songs to kicking devils as Jesus would. And she is back again like she never left, with a new hit single.

The track is a plot twist of sorts as it starts off with Size getting dolled-up, with flash backs from earlier in the day being evicted from her house, then flash forward, she hits the stage where the crowd goes wild anticipating her biggest show in life, then she suddenly collapses and is then rushed to Karen Hospital.

After a long haul and sweaty surgeons later, Size 8’s life gets saved. The track might be a neo-soul track, the tempo builds up and take off on a celebration of the realization that Jesus is the best option and only option everything else will let you down but God is the same today tomorrow and forever.

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The song is sung in Kiswahili.

Here’s the official video, I hope it blesses you as it did me.

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All Luos Will be Assembling at Tom Mboya/ Ronald Ngala Intersection Tonight. See Why

Party-goers this is good news for you! Partying starts TONIGHT! Guess where?

There is the new club that is the talk of town. It’s Sky-world lounge at Tom Mboya Street. A homely lounge accentuated by terrific music over ambiance that is to die for.

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Tonight, Lady Moreen, that sexy lady who does Ohangla will be performing with a live band.

You can be there too. How? Make your way after work or whatever is keeping you busy to a night of solemn African Vibe and an exciting mature crowd.

Entrance is Free! See you there.

Pombe Sio Supu #Kukachora

Kenya is a drinking nation. There’s no doubt about that. Alcohol can be good. Medical gods say that it can have its health benefits. But alcohol hates to be loved to much. Alcohol is like a damsel that wants to be ‘just friends’. If you force a serious relationship, the results are not so pleasant. Like a great philosopher once said, “drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness”. Why be mad when you can be sane?

As young people, we love alcohol. We are live automobiles and alcohol is our fuel. But what if you are a guzzler? What if you can’t get enough? Well, you need to chill. Pombe sio supu jo. Never allow alcohol to ruin your decision making

There are guys who can afford buy drinks worth 5K for friends but can’t afford to help a friend who badly needs 2k for the hospital. There are guys who’ll complain that a meal if expensive if it costs more than 100 bob, but won’t mind if a club is charging 300 for a beer bottle. And I won’t forget you guys who can’t seduce a woman unless she’s drunk. Mungu Anawaona. Well what about the ladies who can’t remember how many guys they slept with when they were drunk? The heavens are watching too….hahaa

While maintaining a drinking culture, you need to plan your life. In everything you do, kitu ni kukachora .As a youth, you need to plan your life and avoid irresponsible behavior

Finance experts say that you shouldn’t spend more than five percent of your income on alcohol in a month, there are other important issues you need to look at. Alcohol won’t build you a house. Neither will it get you a good job. Plan your finances so as to make sure you don’t work from hand to bottle. It’s advisable to set for yourself a drinking limit and stick to it. Let’s say two beers a night during weekends.

Consider your health too. Don’t go about dumping highly concentrated liquors into your system. You are not a machine, You are not the terminator. Show some love for your liver and it’ll show love for you in return.

Kachore buda. Many men would have been great but are now late because of alcohol. Make alcohol your friend but not your spouse. Alcohol hates commitments. Have a great week ahead

  

Dirty Sexy Money 2; A Hilarious Adults Only Comedy Coming Soon

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28 August at Louis Leakey Auditorium-Nairobi National Museum

In honor of the Late Derrick Amunga who passed on one year ago

Sleazy high school principal in a big mess

Hilarious Suspense thriller on August Fri 28th at 6 & 8pm at Louis Leakey Auditorium-Nairobi National Museum (2 shows only).

STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY

A deadly decision has been made. The lustful and corrupt high school principal must be eliminated. A perfect murder is plotted but perfect plans only exist on paper! Greed is over powering and the murder plan goes awry as everyone is double crossing everyone else as stakes go even higher.

“Dirty sexy money 2” is hilarious suspense drama with twists and turns that will blow your mind and definitely keep you on the edge of your seat from beginning to  the end.

Starring Nick Mutuma, Nice Githinji, Andrew Muthure, Bilal Mwaura Ng’ang’a, May Wairimu and Nickson Kirwa. It is directed by Wangari Gioche and Produced by Abuto Eliud. The production manager is Mbeki Mwalimu while Shem Agunga handles stage management.

Tickets @600/=. Advance tickets on sale at only 500 bob till Thursday August 27th. Mpesa Buy Goods Till Number 811120. Call –0726524124/0728130134, Airtel: 0734524124 or call 0202025811. Email: info@fcakenya.co.ke

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Edith Kimani Flies All The Way From Germany To Attend Janet Mbugua’s Surprise Party (Photos)

 

Janet Mbugua threw her 60-year-old mother a surprise birthday party that was graced by well known celebrities in the industry.

Janet Mbugua’s mom, clocked 60 and her dazzling celebrity daughter decided make her birthday a little special.

The surprise birthday party which was held at the Mediterraneo Ristorante, Junction Mall was attended by Janet’s hubby, Eddie Ndichu alongside Janet’s family and friends.

Talking of popular faces at the party, Deutsche Welle TV’s (DW-TV) Edith Kimani was also present. The former KTN anchor relocated to Germany after she landed a new job with the German international TV station.

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This Is Why The Nairobi Senator, Mike Sonko Is Trending On Social Media!

We can probably assume that his page has been hacked, but on the other hand it is a verified account, do those get hacked? 

 Now, we all know that the Nairobi senator is a man of the people, characteristic men of the people have a funny bone and the senator just bared his. 

In an update on his Facebook, the senator gives a guideline of proving to someone who disrespected you that you are indeed, mature. 

The plan, ladies and gentlemen as you will read from the below update includes binge eating and pooping at your neighbors front porch! Well?

 

“Ukikosea jirani yako halafu akwambie wacha utoto, hata usibishane… We jinyamazie na ukunywe chai yako uende job.Lunch ikifika we enda kwa hotelItisha githeri ya 200 na avocado mbili.Kunywa maji poa na urudi job..Jioni ukitoka job nunua mahindi choma ya 50 upake pilipili vipoa na uhakikishe umeikula yote.Ukifika home pika ugali ya kusiaga na sukuma na avocado usahau. Ikiiva toa nguo uishugulikie fit. Ukimaliza we kunywa maji na ulale..And incase of uhisi kwenda haja kubwa usiku.. We shuka tu polepole, we enda kwa ule mlango wa jirani ufanye mambo…Kesho asubuhi utasikia wakisema hii niya mtu mzima.. Hapo utajua we ni mtu mzima.”

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Kenyans Aren’t Done With CNN Yet! Check Out What They Did AGAIN! (Photo)

July 23rd 2015 is the date CNN will live to remember, their public slur in regard to Kenya landed them in a pit of fire!

#SomeoneTellCNN was the vehicle Kenyans on twitter (KOT) used to troll Cable News Network (CNN) for their ‘hotbed of terror’ reference.

The 24-hour American news channel was bold enough to take a jab on the 254 a day to President Obama’s visit and this TOTALLY annoyed Kenyans.

CNN’s global Executive Vice President and Managing Director, Tony Maddox, personally jetted into the country to offer President Uhuru a long awaited apology.

See also: This Is The Man Who Flew All The Way From Atlanta, US, To Tender CNN’s Apology To Kenya

But it seems Maddox’s apology hasn’t watered down the bitter feelings Kenyans have on the American owned broadcaster.

Kenyan gospel singer, Benachi, made his way to Atlanta, Georgia, United States and as expected, he posed in front of CNN logo at the station’s headquarters.

The comments that followed after the photo surfaced on social media was enough to convince you Kenyans aren’t letting go their hatred anytime soon.

Kenyans were blasting CNN some evening urging Benachi to walk in their offices and tell them to their faces Kenya wasn’t a hotbed of terror.

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After Failing To Win The Presidential Seat, This Is What Pastor Pius Muiru is Doing.

When God appeared to the legendary pastor several years ago in a vision and told him that he would be the Kenyan president, we almost laughed, but soon realized that the man was serious. We laughed again when he failed to win with  the land slide he had prophesied. It was apparent that  his blessings were playing on an extended version. 

 But the Man Of God has not given up. Who knows, Thomas Edison failed 1000 times before he got the light bulb  right- look at our nightlife now people! Patience and persistence is key. 

But while he waits for his dreams to take shape, the man of God has ventured into Djaying. As in Dj P. 

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Check Out Citizen Tv’s Lilian Muli Top Ten Most Memorable Fashion Moments.

Lilian Muli is no doubt the best dressed female Tv presenter in the Kenyan Tv-sphere, a fact that has seen her run, successfully an infamous fashion watch panel going by the name, “Fashion watch” Where the panelist nitpicks on people’s choice of dressing. 

 But to attain that status quo as the Tv-sphere dressing queen, you have to be the fashionista ey? Below are Citizen Tv’s Lilian Mulis Most Memorable fashion moments. 

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Raundi Hii Team Mafisi Kwisha! See The Skimpy Dress DJ Pierra Wore That Exposed Three-quarters Of Her Ninii Making Men Cry In Thirst (Photo)

 

She is hot for days and she well informed about it! Sizzling hot DJ Pierra Makena is making thirsty men scream in agony.

Provocation manenoz ehh! They say men are visual creatures, which is true. What they saw in one photo was enough to ignite a chain reaction that ended up making them think with their third leg.

It was the dazzling DJ Pierra Makena that poked the thirst bandwagon with the titillating photo she posted on social media.

The mix doctor decided to give eyes that bothered stare at her unparalleled view of her wondrous thighs.

She donned a white dress with a front slit that ran all the way to the uppermost part her thigh exposing her flawless legs like never before.

The photo generated interesting reactions from men on social media with most of them openly admitting she had ‘killed’ them this time round.

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Danger For Who! Rowdy Youth Dandias A Flying Helicopter In A Bid Snatch Kes 100,000 (Photos+Video)

Choppers’ rotors are capable of slicing a man’s flesh faster than any other blade in existence. Even so, residents of Trans Nzoia County didn’t give a damn about the danger posed by the rotating rotors when they bolted towards a chopper while taking off.

The incident at Chetoto area near Kitale town has left many wondering whether some folks really love their lives.

What happened is that a Saboti Constituency hopeful for 2017 elections, Caleb Hamisi, landed in Chetoto to kick start his campaign.

It’s alleged that Mr. Hamisi had promised to give area residents Kes 100,000 in cash. Chaos broke when the hopeful walked towards his chopper to take off without fulfilling his pledge.

The constituents couldn’t allow Mr. Hamisi to leave without giving them the promised ‘kitu kidogo’. They dashed to the helicopter and seized whatever coin the hopeful had with him.

The chopper took off while some residents were still clinching on it. The action was caught on camera, see photos and video below:

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19th August 2015:Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

It’s already Wednesday, that means partying starts tonight! Morning beautiful people from wherever you are, hope you had a great night. Ne-Yo is still the hottest topic in entertainment circle. The American RnB singer will take to the stage today at Coke Studio to rock fans. Ne-Yo aside, below are other exciting stories this morning:

#1First Lady Margaret Kenyatta Causes A Storm With Her Contentious Action (Photos)

#2Photos of the Gorgeous Lady Whose Luo Fiancé Threw Her a 15 Million Pre-Wedding and Had a Convoy of High-Class Vehicles and 3 Choppers to Pay Dowry

#3Ne-Yo Touches Down At JKIA. But He’s Not The Only International Star To Arrive In Kenya #NeyoInKenya (Photos)

#4Uncanny Marriage Proposal! Popular Presenter Drives His Girlfriend To A Dense Wheat Plantation To Propose (Photos)

#5CABU GAH DIARIES: 6 Kenyan Singers Who Should Sing More And More And More Because They’re So Damn Talented. And Have Such Beautiful Voices.

#6Size 8 Goes Broke & is Evicted From Her House

#7Attention: Statement From Avril On News That She Has Ditched Secular Music For Gospel

#8Keroche CEO’s Daughter Anerlisa Muigai Cuts Sharply Through the Guts of Kenyan Bloggers

#9Somali Prime Minister’s Wife Arrested At JKIA With Gun Bullets… And They Were Many!

#10LANES: Bahati Goes Shopping In The US For His Son and Daughters (Photo)

This Is The Ride That DNG Kenya Drives! (PHOTOS)

You didn’t think that the top Kenyan hype man walks to his errands now, did you? 

 Turns out that the hype man drives a big  Japanese locomotive on a daily as he runs his many, eer…errands. DNG who is a former employee of 1fm drives a Toyota Voxy whose photos you are about to see below. 

But that is not all, The ride is currently on sale. So you don’t have to complain about matatu’s any more. 

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Just Like With Obama, Capital FM Steals The Show With Neyo!

American Superstar, Neyo is in Kenya for the 5th season of coke studio. And just like the American president who preceded him he chose Kenya capital fm over other local stations. 

 This thing about Americans and Capital Fm has a lot to do with the fact that everyone at Capital FM has an American accent. Some real, some feigned and some, well? Imagined. 

So people, Neyo was was chilling with Capital fm’s hottie, Amina, the two it seems got to work up some remarkable chemistry as the photos below show. 

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They look like twins ey? 

These Are The Top Ten Top Earning Kenyan Artists As We Speak. You Won’t Believe Who Made It To The List!

This list was published by Mcsk and it is interesting to note that major artists are missing from the list. The likes of Octopizzo, Jaguar, Wyre and the rest are no where to be seen . It is interesting to note that vernacular artists have also made it to the list.

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Popular Socialite Has A Rude Awakening After She Has A Car Accident Following A Wild Night Out (Photo)

Time and time again we have been warned of the danger of drunk driving and we have sworn never to drink and drive.

But unfortunately for most people its easier said and done.

As we all know, alcohol gives you extreme valor and sometimes sagacity flies out of the window and we do stuff that makes us regret. With the optimism that things will go right, that we will haul our drunken selves into our cars and drive home safely.

Unfortunately, it does not play out like this as Lisa Downey a popular socialite learned after an accident:

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“After a night of partying,do not drink and drive!! Thank God my boyfriend and i escaped death narrowly” she captioned the photo below:

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Fame Overwhelms Vanessa Chettle ,Forcing Her To Do Something Drastic

For close to two years, Vanessa Chettle has been burdened with a reputation of being one of the baddest , wildest girls n the 254.

Since her debut into the limelight, she has been accused of spreading HIV to superstars , smoking too much sheesha, sharing racy photos and partying too damn hard.

But despite all these accusations, she has managed to brush it off and enjoy the fame as it came, good or bad, Vanessa was living her life the best way she knew…or so it seemed.

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The petite socialite has ditched social media for sometime in order to ‘regroup’ after the fame and betrayal became too much to handle.

She announced her break with this “The fame can seem like everything you desire but then you Start to lose yourself and learn all about betrayal and the people around you too ….Anyway I miss you all, I’m human and I need time to regroup.”

Apart From Avril Getting “Born Again’ Last Weekend, This Is What Went Down At The Catholic University.

Avril allegedly got born again last weekend after she was summoned on stage by Christina Shusho who went on to prod her and ended getting a couple of religious folk who prayed from Avril.. This morning however, she refuted those allegations, saying that she is religious but was not moving over to gospel… 

 Well? Okay. 

Last Saturday Nasaha productions organised a National wide talent search for various Students at the Catholic University of Eastafrica. The event was attended by Kanze Dena, Johnson Mwakazi, Avril, Christina Shusho, Lavender (Inspekta Mwala), Morio (Inspekta Mwala), Lucy (Vioja Mahakamani Judge), Mheshimiwa (Mashtaka – Citizen TV) among others you’ll see in the photos.

All the students were awarded partial scholarships at IAT (Institute of Advanced Technology)-A section of the students taking part in singing, drama, fashion show, drawing were sent to their Dreamz Come True Academy of Arts to sharpen their skills.

The organizer and founder of Dreamz Come True, Jimmy K, lauded parents for their zeal to nurture their kids’ dreams while they’re still young.

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Find out More About The 3rd Annual OLX Social Media Awards

The Kenya Social Media Awards (SOMA) – Kenya is an annual event, now in its third year, that seeks to celebrate the growing influence by and through social media in Kenya.  As Kenya continues to make strides in digital revolution, the role of social media influencers and enthusiasts has become a key component in business growth, government concerns and community development. Over time, different organizations have adopted different social media platforms for communication as part of their digital marketing and communication strategies. 

In addition, there is an emerging group of influencers and opinion shapers on a variety of socio-economic issues in our society; truly showcasing the import of social media in today’s way of life.  SOMA seeks to not only acknowledge the development of social media, but more so to celebrate its impact in generating and sustaining change in the corporate world, public sector and at the individual level of millions of Kenyans.  identifying those who use S

The inaugural SOMA Awards were held in 2013 and were supported by OLX as the Title sponsor and attracted more than 350 guests during awards gala dinner held on 9th August 2013 at Laico Regency Nairobi.

The 2nd annual SOMA award was held on 3rd October 2014 at the Safari Park Hotel with OLX as the Title sponsor. The event attracted over 600 people and was guided by the theme, “Making Social Media Work for you.”

OBJECTIVES
1. Create a platform that will enhance brand and consumer engagement through creativity and innovation
2. Highlight the influence of social media on brand building and encourage organizations to intensify online presence
3. Highlight the impact of Social Media on economic empowerment
4. Identify and celebrate the best of the best in Social Media

The 3rd Annual SOMA Awards
For the third time running SOMA Awards has been supported by OLX as the Title sponsor. The awards have continued to impact individuals and organizations. The Third Annual OLX SOMA Awards will be guided by the theme “Social Media for Economic Empowerment.”
SOMA team has also introduced new platforms designed to engage different groups in the market for a better experience.

SOMA CONNECT: This platform has been design to connect with stakeholders on a regular basis through forums, training, e-shots etc. organizations can partner with SOMA Connect to engage the target groups in a personalized manner.

SOMA EXPERIENCE: A pre event engagement to be held at the same venue where the award ceremony will happen. It is an offline activation platform for the social media community to engage each other, interact with brands, and social media enablers through their offering.

OLX SOMA 2015 in numbers
• 5,000 award ceremony guests
• 1,000,000 total votes
• 200,000 unique voters

Trending Now: Must-have Outdoor Accessories to Keep Cool all August

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The good thing about outside furniture is you can explore freely with rugged demands of outdoor living without compromising style in any way. And Ashut has you covered where patio furniture is concerned, they have an wide array of outside furniture that fits different personalities. Below are some pics, for more, check out;

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