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Mwaaaah! President Uhuru Smothers Margret Kenyatta With A Kiss In Public for the First time! (photo)

Earlier today, the president smothered the first lady with a kiss in public creating buzz and excitement. 

 Let’s face it, people kiss all the time, everywhere but to see the head of state baring his other romantic side in public is once in a blue moon. It did happen today though. 

This happens a few months after the president was photographed hugging his wife in public, showing affection to the first lady and the mother of his kids. It seems that the president is quite the man, he knows how to show love to his woman despite having the weight of the republic on his shoulders. 

Check out these photos below: 

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POLL: Hussein Mohammed’s Good Looks and Professionalism Land Him the Coveted Top Spot of Most Popular Male TV Anchor While Mohammed Ali Suffers Decrease in Popularity

Hussein Mohammed is rarely on the blogs or social media but he is becoming very popularly off TV and on social media. As stated by a recent poll.

We recently conducted a Facebook poll to find out who among Larry Madowo, Hussein Mohammed, Jeff Koinange and Mohammed Ali was Kenya’s favorite TV personality.

Well, the results are in and Hussein emerged at the top with 46.9% of the votes, Larry Madowo came in next with 27% of the votes, Jeff Koinange with 14.7% of the votes and Mohammed Ali trailed behind with 11.4% of the votes.

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From the comments, Hussein came first due to the fact he is eye-candy and his professionalism when conducting interviews and presenting the news. On the other hand Mohammed Ali lost out for his hard-line political views.

Diamond Platnumz’ Baby Mama Zari Gets Rude After She Was Accused Of Having Too Many Baby Daddies

Critics have not let Zari Hassan live since she hooked up with Diamond Platnumz with some citing that she was with him for the money and fame.

You would think as soon as she gave birth to her daughter Tiffah Nasibu the cynics would keep quite but they still nitpicked with some alluding that her first baby daddy Ivan fathered Tiffah.

As soon as that was put to rest, another matter came up with some fans cruelly bashing Zari’s baby calling her unattractive, a situation that forced Zari to fire back in her daughter’s defense . Maybe exhausted by all the negative feedback Zari recently went on the offense after a user accusing her of having too many baby daddies all over the continent.

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Coney:Its a shame and against African tradition to get a child with every man

Zari: Wait until I get a child with your dad then you will know

He’s A Liar! A Desperate Willy Paul Rushes To Release A Song Featuring Bahati’s Voice. And Bahati Didn’t Even Know About It. (Song)

The twosome have been two of the most visible and prolific Gospel artists in Kenya for the last 5 years or so. Willy has been around longer. And then Bahati emerged to totally own the last 3 years in the Gospel Industry,winning Awards left right and centre and winning millions of hearts and receiving innumerable endorsements from a conglomeration of almost all Kenyan Corporate companies.

Willy,on his part,stumbled from disaster to disaster culminating in their much-publicized public feud early 2015 that opened the Pandora’s box of all what was wrong with our pretentious Gospel music industry.

Circa April 2015,Bahti penned a lengthy Facebook post calling out Willy Paul and accusing him of playing dirty,stealing his ideas and songs,working in cohorts with products to frustrate him,rebuffing his attempts to call for a trice and attempting to sabotage his fledging career. The post went viral receiving over 50,000 Facebook Likes,Shares and Comments combined.

Willy Paul absolutely REFUSED to address the Bahati post and actually went underground only to re-emerge months later to try and assuage matters.

And after months of real tension between the two,with Willy Paul endlessly trying to reach out to Bahati,get his attention and get him to love him back again,the fire has been reignited yet again. 

It should be remembered that Bahati had revealed that him and Willy Paul had been working on a song in 2014 that was scheduled for release but was never released.

‘Teddy B was the man producing that song… ‘ Bahati revealed to me in a phone call this morning.

‘But before the song was even finalized and released,Willy Paul started acting all petty. He started bringing up childish issues like whose name would appear first in the song,whose name would the Royalties be registered under,who would make the most from the song,who the song would belong to and so on and so forth… ‘.

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Bahati then told me that he feels that the conversation was now getting stupid and that they were doing the song for the sake of the Ministry of the Lord not for their own sakes.

 I didn’t like the talk. It was getting all petty and silly. We started arguing over irrelevant stuff. Ego stuff… Cheap stuff… I gave up. I gave up on the collaboration and quit making the song halfway. ‘ Bahati revealed.

‘I also told Teddy B to totally delete the song since I had lost all interest in it and I wasn’t ready for the kind of fights Willy Paul had with Gloria Muliro over Sitolia‘.

Bahati told me that Teddy B then agreed to delete the song and actually ‘deleted’ it right in front of Bahati.

‘He deleted it. Or so I thought he did. He selected the song,pressed the delete button from his computer right in front of my eyes and I believed the song was gone forever. ‘

Bahati then told Willy Paul that he had opted out of the project and that he wasn’t ready for a contentious collaboration.

But it appears that Willy Paul still wanted the song to get out to the public no matter what.

‘Even after Teddy B LIED to me that he’d deleted the song completely,and wiped it out of his records for good,I was shocked to wake up this morning only to find my WhatsApp filled with people congratulating me for the song I’ve just done with Willy Paul ‘.

Bahati said he thought he was dreaming and almost went crazy.

‘I couldn’t believe it! I then downloaded the song people were sharing with me on WhatsApp and listened… It’s the same song! The same song we recorded in 2014! Teddy B didn’t delete the song. He lied to me. He kept it somewhere,mastered it,assembled my verses together and leaked the song onto the Internet this morning!’ Bahati cried.

Willy Paul and Teddy B,the song’s producer,lied to Bahati that they’d deleted the song and that it would NEVER be released. Bahati’s verses in the song were actually incomplete. It was still a very raw and plain song by the time Bahati asked to be disassociated with it.

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‘I said I didn’t want to be part of the collabo. I asked the producer to trash the song. I didn’t want a fight with Willy Paul like the one he had with Gloria Muliro over their collabo. I was trying to avoid a fight and unnecessary drama. I said I’m out. And here we are,in 2016. The song has not just been finished but it has also been mastered,assembled and leaked to the Internet. This is unethical! ‘Bahati lamented.

Yes,3 years after the aborted collabo,Willy Paul and Teddy B have finally released the song. Without Bahati’s knowledge,involvement or blessings.

Willy Paul is now lying to the Public that he has a brand new 2016 collabo with Bahati. And the Public is now going crazy.

‘I want the public to know that Willy Paul is lying. He’s a sleazy,cheeky little liar! His Producer is too. I am in no way involved in that song. I am not a part of it and it should not be treated as a Bahati /Willy Paul collabo. I’ve not talked to Willy Paul for years and I was lied to and fooled. I am outraged. ‘

Well,here is the song. Bahati was actually considering suing the two. But I advised him against it. But the last choice of action remains with him.

Here is the song. Keep it here for more of this drama as it develops.

Damn,Willy Paul man! Come on!

 

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Betty Kyallo Addresses Allegations That Grace Msalame Banged Her Husband Dennis Okari

What a week! Betty Kyallo’s tribulations started last Friday following the eyesore on Friday Briefing. The KTN anchor has confronted KOT’s allegations head-on.

Dennis Okari clashed with KOT when he was trying to offer his significant other solace after Prezzo preyed on her.

The NTV journalist called the King of bling a ‘kid’ on his tweet, and KOT was quick to strike his soft underbelly with an old tweet in which Okari blatantly proclaimed Grace Msalame’s hips to be real.

KOT used the tweet to insinuate Dennis Okari had a romantic affair with Kiss TV’s Grace Msalame; a claim which the latter downgraded.

Also Read: Grace Msalame Lashes Out At KOT After They Insinuated She Banged Dennis Okari

Betty Kyallo has since come out to air her voice regarding KOT’s insinuation. A fan tagged her bashing Grace Msalame whom he termed as ‘home wrecker’.

“GraceMsalame don’t be a home wrecker this two were meant for each other Dennis Okari and BettyOkari” Young Nixswazz tweeted.

Betty replied by jumping to the defense of Grace Msalame saying the accusation leveled against her was fictitious.

“I can tell you for a fact she is not. Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet. People can be malicious.” Betty replied to Young Nixswazz.

With His Balling Status Intact, This Is What Khaligraph Is Up To With A Legend Of The Local Scene (Photo)

Khaligraph has been on quite a resurgence in terms of relevance and moves especially ever since the WhoIsKing debate began.

He may yet to fly out but his local following is growing. Next in line is a project many local fans would have wished for. A collaboration with one of the finest rappers Kenya has who has also been having a mini-resurgence of his own…Kantai.

The song is expected to be out soon and will be something fresh given the now stunted hip hop industry scene. Here are the two rappers after a studio session:

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BAKE Awards 2016 Is Here, Submit Your Applications

Every year for the last four years, the guys at The Bloggers Association of Kenya (BAKE) have embarked on an annual journey that culminates in the awarding of Kenyan bloggers. This is the journey that sees the presentation of the Kenyan Blog Awards.

They have now launched the 5th edition of Kenyan Blog Awards. Going by tradition, this also coincides with the official opening of the submission phase. Thereafter judges will decide the best 5 in each category before the public votes for their best in each category. This year, one new category, the Best Religious/Spirituality blog, has been added to bring the number of categories to 19.

In a clear indication of growth in the Kenyan blogging space over the years, we have seen a steady increase in the number of submissions with over 1800 blogs being submitted last year and over 150,000 votes recorded.

Past winners of the Kenyan Blog Awards include: Mutua Matheka (mutuamatheka.co.ke), Silvia Njoki (silvianjoki.com), Wambui Waithaka (wambuiwaithaka.com), Sharon Mundia (thisisess.com), Jackson Biko (bikozulu.co.ke), Sam Wakoba (techmoran.com), Dennis Machio (michezoafrica.com), Limo Taboi (bankelele.co.ke) and Ghafla.

To submit blogs into the Kenyan Blog Awards 2016, bloggers and their fans should visit blogawards.co.ke/submit. 

The timeline for this year’s awards is as follows:

1. Submission phase – January 8th 2016 to February 10th 2016

2. Judging phase – February 11th 2016 to February 28th 2016 

3. Voting phase – March 2nd 2016 to April 30th 2016.

4. Winners’ announcement – May 7th 2016

Wife Material? Vera Sidika Takes a Break from Twerking and Shows That She Can Make a Good Wife

Renowned bedroom freak, Vera Sidika recently gave us some Lungula tips to make sure that we got to stay in our men’s minds come 2016.

Tips that included zealous fellatio, an electric move style and the python move style among other styles guaranteed to stoke our raging romances.

In her 2nd episode of ‘How to Keep a Husband’ social media show, Vera drops some tips for the ladies. How to make a delicious pot of pilau in simple easy steps.

Check it out below:

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Wow, Look At The Striking Resemblance Between Radio Queen Amina Abdi And Powerful Foreign CS Amina Mohammed

The beautiful and affable radio queen Amina Abdi had a sit down with the acclaimed and equally beautiful Foreign cabinet secretary.

Well while she may have gained quite a lot of tips from the experienced and well wheeled CS, there is plenty much the two already share. First they have the same Muslim heritage, they share the same name and most striking is the resemblance.

Really, these two are so similar from the curve of their cheeks to the shape of the head and chins, they actually look like a younger or older version of each other. Here is the photo

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Ex Tahidi High Barbara Chepkoech Apologizes To The Slain Kalenjin Singer Who Was Murdered In Cold Blood… Promises To Adopt Her Kids

Barbara Chepkoech has not only apologized to the slain Diana Chelele but has promised to take care of the well being of the deceased’s children.

Apparently Diana Chelele and Barbara Chepkoech were friends. The latter is somehow blaming herself for the death of the former.

She speculates she could have done something to prevent her early demise.

“When I first met Chelele, I was humbled that she had taken one of my songs and made it into her own. I was not mad but humbled at her creativity. We performed together at the Carnivore and later at the City Cabanas. I had made a friend. We went on different paths and life happened, I was far and I am guilty of that. I ask myself a lot of what ifs… I am scared because I know I have been down that path, it’s never ok. So sorry Chelele, am so sorry Diana.” Barbara wrote in part.

Barbara’s words came after she discovered Chelele was undergoing mental and physical turmoil. The deceased had recorded a video narrating her ordeal in her marriage.

Also Read: Diana Chelele Disturbing Last Words Before She Was Found Dead At Her House

Barbara was also inquiring on how she could reach Chelele’s children. She says she wants to ensure their well being.

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Heartless Shamba Boy Defiles and Brutally Murders A Teenage Girl Then Dumps Her Body in A Borehole (Photo)

Residents in Othaya Nyeri County are calling it a murder most foul.

This was after 17 year old Felister Murugi disappeared from her home on Sunday morning only to be found dead in a 100 foot borehole, half naked and with one shoe missing.

The other shoe was beside the borehole bloodied, which prompted the grandmother to call the neighbors for help and the residents then retrieved the body.

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The borehole where Murugi was found in (Credit www.the-star.co.ke)

A Shamba boy who had come earlier looking for Felister is said to be the suspect and he is now on the run.

Speaking to The Star newspaper about the murder, Othaya OCPD Joseph Mwika said that “We believe the suspect, who is at large, might have murdered her and dumped the body of the girl into the 100-foot borehole… We cannot speculate but we have crucial leads that will help us in our investigations.

Zero Chills! The Internet Makes Fun Of Raila Odinga’s Sister Gigantic Ass (Photo)

The internet community is fascinated by how Ruth Odinga is sufficiently well endowed!

Folks on the internet don’t give a damn about someone’s status in society, no one seems to be immune to online shenanigans.

Raila Odinga’s kid sister, Ruth Odinga, who also happens to be the Deputy Governor of Kisumu County, is wagging on people’s tongues after her photo started doing rounds on social media.

The photo shows her massive behind, the sole reason why folks on social media are busy talking about her.

The picture has been used to elicit response from internet users as to where they thought most endowed ladies in Luo Nyanza came from.

Mixed replies were field, some condemned lack of respect to Ruth Odinga while others showed no reservations commenting about her behind.

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More Scenes from Kabogo’s Windsor House That Will Leave You Sick With Envy (Photos)

It’s not every 54 year old that can afford a breathtaking hilltop house at Kenya’s prime Estate, Windsor, but William Kabogo is not your usual 54 year old.

The businessman who joined politics as the Juja M.P now sits high as the Kiambu Governor and so he can afford the best life can offer.

His son, who studies in one of the most prestigious schools in the U.K, was recently home for the holidays and he sort of gave us a tour of his father’s house. Which included a view of their huge Jacuzzi, extensive compound, swimming pool and what looks like a lake bordering their compound.

 

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And can we just say that we’re not normally the covetous type, but this house makes us wish it was ours.

Prezzo Aside,Here Are 8 Other Celebs Who Acted Like Madmen On A LIVE TV Show. Number 7 Broke The Studio’s Windows And Chairs,And Then Removed His Shirt!

Before rapper CMB Prezzo had the audacity of walking into the KTN studios,bungling up a coveted interview and emerging a villain,even reportedly having an armed stand-off with security after he was asked to leave the premises,flashing a gun and encouraging his posse to insubordinate,countless other celebrities had pulled similar-if not worse-stunts LIVE on air,too.

Celebrities are slippery people. You’re never quite sure what to expect from them or what stunt they have in store for you. You may think you have it all figured out and then,voila,they pull a trick from under the carpet and you’re either bewildered or irreparably mortified. And that’s the sympathetic situation Betty Kyalo was left in after Prezzo invaded her show and peed on it hard.

His mother may have rushed to apologize profusely,calling Betty frantically and attempting to assuage the situation but the ‘damage’ had been done. Prezzo,on his part,moved on with his flamboyant life and legendary arrogance as if nothing had happened. He even took time to jump onto Twitter and make it very crystal clear he was NEVER apologizing for something he didn’t know. Classic Jackson Makini.

Well,the Country seems to have healed from that fiasco. But before the wounds are totally dry,allow me to take you down memory lane. And list for you a bunch of other celebs who had a LIVE Television outburst… Celebs who lost their cool on air,acted lost and bewildering,slurred their speeches,made shocking on-air announcements and generally left the whole show,host and viewers included,in limbo.

8 Celebs Who Acted Like Madmen On A LIVE TV Show. Number 6 Broke The Studio’s Windows And Chairs.

1. Whitney Houston And Serge Gainsbourg,French TV.

When Whitney Houston met French Singer Serge Gainsbourg LIVE on TV. He said he wanted to ‘Fuck Her’. Yes,F**k her!

The year was 1986,soon after the 22-year old Whitney Houston had been discovered, and she was appearing on French TV on the popular variety show Champs-Elysées.

The show’s host, Michel Drucker, walked Whitney Houston over to meet legendary French musician and singer-songwriter Serge Gainsbourg who was dead drunk.

Gainsbourg,just like Prezzo to Betty,kissed her hand and told her, as she sat down next to him, “you are superb.”

Drucker repeated the compliment, adding that Gainsbourg said she is very pretty.

A slurring Gainsbourg then leaned towards Drucker and said “no, you are not Reagan, I am not Gorbachev, so don’t try.”

He then said in English, to Houston’s astonishment, “I said, I want to fuck her.”

The audience gradually started gasping as they understood what he said while Houston herself was shocked and open-mouthed.

“What did you say?” she said to him while the show’s host hurriedly tried to explain away the comment by saying Gainsbourg had wanted to offer her flowers.

“Not at all,” said Gainsbourg, before adding, this time in French, “I said I wanted to fuck her.”

“Sometimes he’s a little bit drunk you know,” said Drucker to a confused Houston.

“Yeah I know,” said Houston, who seemed to awkwardly laugh off the unwanted sexual approach.

“Are you sure you’re not drunk?” she asked him. “You’ve got to be!”

Drucker then offered him a cigarette to help him calm down. “I don’t think Whitney Houston is going to come back on Champs-Elysées” he added.

He also revealed that while Houston was professional and appeared to laugh off the encounter on TV, she found it totally unpleasant and was irritated.

“Whitney was furious. She was mad. That night I even went to her hotel with flowers to apologise.”

“That wasn’t enough though. Shortly afterwards, she told Variety magazine that she didn’t know such a programme could exist. A programme where artists can be so disrespectful and shameless.”

He was basically just another CMB Prezzo. But a more talented and legendary one. Flirting with a more famous and legendary female star.

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2. Crispin Glover’s Bizzare Appearance on the David Letterman Show.

Back in 1987,a revered Hollywood actor,writer and producer named Crispin Glover appeared on The Late Show hosted by funnyman David Letterman to promote a movie. First,Crispin showed up dresses like he was going to sleep. He wore some pajamas and shows up on TV! Secondly, Crispin was high. Very high on a dangerous drug called LSD. He started slurring his speech and acting weird on the couch.

He couldn’t answer questions correctly and started mumbling silly stuff to himself. He then started talking about his martial arts training and challenged David to an arm-wrestling match. A shocked David agreed. And then,he asked David to get up and see how good he was in throwing karate kicks. And without notice,he bent over and threw a sharp and dangerous kick at David almost knocking David’s teeth off and breaking his nose. David was so angry he walked off the set and stopped the show immediately calling for a commercial break. After the break, the crazy actor was gone. And nobody talked about him ever again.

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3. Pop Queen Madonna On The David Letterman Show-Again!

Looks like the drama on the David Letterman show was not going to be ending anytime soon. Again came a super famous US singer she made cursing history.

The Year is 1994 and a very crazy and weird Madonna,dressed in heavy gothic attire with lace-up knee-high boots and a large cigar, played the racy, f-bomb-dropping femme fatale as a shocked Letterman rattled through his probing questions with increasing anxiety.

So expletive-filled was their conversation, it ended up becoming the most censored interview ever to be aired on a US chatshow. She kept cursing and saying ‘Sh*t’ and ‘F**k’ so many times,the show was simply unwatchable.

Madonna also brought her panties and then gave them to David. She then asked David to smell her panties. She kept asking David to smell her panties. He refused. She insisted. He put her panties in the drawer on his table and she told him to get the panties out and smell them. Come on, David! Just smell the panties! And eat them!

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4. Tom Cruise On The Oprah Winfrey Show
This is perhaps the greatest TV moment of all time. Done by the biggest star on Hollywood on the set of the biggest talk show in America hosted by the greatest TV chat show host in history.

A very much in-line Tom Cruise had been invited by Oprah to talk about a range of issues on her chat show,The Oprah Winfrey Show. Everything was going all good and giddy until he was asked about his new catch-Katie Holmes. At that moment,Cruise touched Oprah’s hands in a bid to explain just how much in love he was with Katie. He went batshit crazy. He got up,started yelling,jumping up in joy,jumped onto Oprah’s gold couch and started jumping up and down on it. Oprah watched on. Shocked to death. And speechless.

People responded. And the response was an embarrassment. While the studio audience was incredibly stoked, the viewers at home — and online — were weirded out. This display of emotion was so intense, so striking, that it rang false. Or, if not false, definitely kind of creepy. It was too much. So, the memes began.

The video is one of the most viewed Oprah moments in history. The memes and GIFs that this moment produced are uncountable and Tom Cruise has never recovered from that horrifying moment. Never!

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 5. Actor Steve-O On Too Late With Adam Corolla Show

On September 26, 2005, a heavily intoxicated Steve-O appeared on Too Late with Adam Carolla. He had originally planned on getting drunk, having a policeman give him a Breathalyzer test, and then pulling a cloth out from under a table of food. Unfortunately, the plan fell through at the last second as Steve-O had already consumed a large amount of alcohol. On the show Steve-O yelled obscenities,acted all crazy,attempted to tackle the Show Host Adam Carolla,broke a glass table with his foot, inadvertently cutting his leg and bleeding allover, and then he was taken away by security at the end of the segment,yelling and cursing to himself… He would,a few years later,attempt suicide and get arrested numerously for possession of cocaine and excessive drunkenness.

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6. Russell Brand On The BBC Show With Jeremy Paxman.
British Actor-slash-comedian-slash-Messiah Russell Brand,in his capacity as a man who was opposed to voting and/or registering as a voter in Britain, was invited to explain to hardened BBC Talk Show legend Jeremy Paxman why anyone should listen to a man who has never voted in his life.

“I don’t get my authority from this preexisting paradigm which is quite narrow and only serves a few people,” Russell responded. “I look elsewhere for alternatives that might be of service to humanity.”

And with that, the first shots of Russell’s revolutionary interview were fired.

Over the course of the following ten-or-so minutes, Brand and Paxo volleyed back and forth over subjects ranging from political apathy, to corporate greed, to gorgeous beards.

Throughout the interview, Brand repeatedly dodged Paxman’s spirited efforts to trivialize his message — at one point an angry Paxman literally called Brand a “very trivial man” — until finally, even the entrenched newsman appeared to relent against the rushing tide of Brand’s valid arguments. Brand argued on and on and on. He didn’t seem to want to shut up. He got angry and worked up. And the show blew up in an eternal fire immortalized in a viral YouTube video.

And seriously,Russell talked on and on and on. His answers were 16 Kilometres long. He never shut his mouth. Ever! Damn!

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7. Chris Brown On The Good Morning America Show
Chris had just recovered from major global backlash after beating his then-girlfriend Rihanna black and blue after a tiff enroute to the 2009 Grammy Awards.

So,Chris was basically trying to cleanse himself and atone for his sins while attempting to forget the whole Rihanna drama and restart his music career.

And on an interview on the GMA show,the pop singer flew into a maddening rage after he was questioned by TV anchor Robin Roberts live on-air about his assault on ex-girlfriend Rihanna in 2009.

When pressed about the status of the restraining order taken out against him by the pop star, he became visibly agitated and dismissed it as ‘not really a big deal for me now’.

But when Robin kept asking those Rihanna questions,Chris began to scream and later stormed off the set after which he angrily destroyed the thick window in his dressing room,kicking it and crashing it,leaving broken pieces of glass strewn across the street below.

The singer,who was now very angry then ripped his shirt off and tore it to the ground. He then confronted a segment producer in the hallway, according to ABC News.

Security were called by the hair and make-up team but Brown had already rushed out of the ABC network show’s studios in New York’s Times Square.

He even refused to perform some remaining songs for his fans gathered at the studios. And then immediately tweeted ‘I’m so over people bringing this past s**t up!!! Yet we praise Charlie sheen and other celebs for there [sic] bulls**t.’ Catch all the drama here. Bro,You don’t mess with crazy Chris.

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8. Charlie Sheen On The Good Morning America Show- Yet Again!
Charlie,who made global news after coming out as HIV Positive late last year,had just been ignominiously booted out of the hit TV show Two and a Half Men and was on a dramatic charade of embarrassing himself and launching endless vengeful feuds with Chuck Lowe,his former boss.

And in the epic 2011 interview that launched 1,000 memes and entertained the Twitterverse throughout its news cycle, the off-the-rails actor appeared manic on Good Morning America, smoking cigarettes and bragging about having “Tiger Blood.” During the 2011 multi-part interview, Sheen assured everyone that he wasn’t currently on drugs and that he was “bi-winning” instead of bipolar.

The polyamorous actor also happily confessed to “banging seven gram rocks” of cocaine, and saying of less fortunate drug users (the ones that use and die), “Dying’s for fools … You should’ve read the directions before you showed up to the party.” It got messier and messier from there. He smoked even more cigarettes and said some of the craziest stuff anyone ever said on Television. Still,he stays ‘Winning’. Wow! All this while he was carrying a virus! Oh Lawd.

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Betty,if you thought you had it rough,well,these TV hosts had it worse. Worse. Okay,Dennis Okari?

The Kuku Pono Woes! Two Men Caught On Camera Delivering Strange Marabou Stork To Restaurants In Nairobi.

Last night, two men were caught on camera transporting wild birds on motorbikes  to a destination we can only assume was an eatery in Nairobi.

 The incident caught on camera happened last night and was caught on camera by one Jarunda Jaluth Mambobiad.  The birds, marabou stork had been captured at the Dandora dump-site where they roost, eating from the sprawling refuse. 

Just to shed light on Marabou, Marabou are the ugliest species of birds in the word known for eating carrion, as in dead and decaying flesh, like vultures. Since it’s head and neck are bare, it can poke deep inside a dead animal’s body without getting its feathers messy. Other than Carrion they are fond of food  that a witch might put in a stew: insects, baby crocodiles, flamingos, small mammals, frogs and fish.

Now these birds that feed on refuse are slowly finding their way to Nairobi eateries where they are sauteed and roasted and sold to unsuspecting customers. Lets see, you might not die from consuming this bird even though it has been called the “undertaker bird”, but we are talking of the type of Marabou that feeds off  the Dandora dump-site, the amount of toxins on that average bird is what might herald your trip to an early death. 

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It is therefore imperative to check what you eat in restaurants or simply just go to s place whose food you can trust. 

Mansion Known For Sex, Pool Parties And Raunchiness To Be Sold For Millions

It has been the long serving home stay and symbol for exotic sexual, wild and sensual adventures and was the center where the privileged rich often sated their carnal desires.

Long before the internet and mainstream TV became purveyors of all sexual and explicit material, the Playboy magazine was the source and the mansion was the home of the wildest adventures at least for the well placed rich class. It is now for sale for $200 million about 20 billion Kenyan shillings.

Sitting on 5 acres of prime land in Los Angeles, the mansion  occupies 20, 000 ft, has 29 room and a four bed roomed guest housed. The interesting condition for purchase is that the new owner gets to live with the octogenarian owner of the house Hugh Hefner. The buyer will however get control over the home theater, swimming pool, tennis court and even a zoo license.

The house may have faded into obscurity in recent times but the case against Bill Cosby shone spotlight on it after it emerged that 60 of his accusers claimed he had assaulted them while at the mansion. Well it all remains to be seen who will fork nout the cash and still be content to live with the once ultimate Playboy for the rest of his life.

Here is a view of the house when it featured on MTV Cribs

 

Babu Owino Storms Football Match Sandwiched By Hot Ladies… Two Girls Entertained The Audience With A Fierce Catfight (Photos)

Controversial SONU chairman, Babu Owino, stormed into a football tournament in his land Cruiser V8 in company of hot girls.

Last December, Babu Owino announced he had bought a new toy. The vibrant students’ leader is already ‘frustrating’ the hood with his classy SUV.

Also Read: The Rubbble Rouser Babu Owino Buys Another Expensive Ride!

Babu made a lasting impression when he showed up at the annual Koth Biro Football tournament in style cruising in his ‘beast’.

He was ushered in by hot girls who sandwiched him as they walked him to the terrace. Moneybag Steve Mbogo was in attendance.

Well, football wasn’t the only action that was taking place in Ziwani ground; spectators were treated to a vicious catfight between two girls.

Apparently the ladies were fighting over some ninja who didn’t even bother separate them.

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Newly Engaged Vivian Plants Chipukeezy A Sumptuous Kiss before Going Ahead to Shower Him With Love(Photo)

Chipukeezy and girlfriend Vivian have just recently engaged at the latter’s birthday making them the next comedy couple.

They are yet to reach the Omondi-Chanty lovie dovie stunts online but I can say they are getting there by the day. The pet names that now form Chipukeezy’s aliases are quite lengthy and now as per Vivian’s recent post include; #Rib#Mybighead#Mykambaboy,.

I love u so much bbe and thanks for all you’ve done to me ,being there as a boyfriend and now as we start this new journey as my fiancé 

Aside from that Chipu was the recipient of quite a loving peck leaving you wondering if only he could learn facing the right direction what a kiss that would have been. Here is the photo;

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Good news For P-Unit Fans as the Bad Boys Reunite Albeit Break up Rumors

Rumor had it that the Weka-Weka boys, P-Unit had broken up.

But just like Destiny’s Child the group seems to have reunited albeit momentarily for a track with TPF vocal powerhouse Amileena.

The track is a true manifestation of vocal and lyrical prowess, but that is what we expect to be served up when the industry’s coolest bad boys teams up with lil’ miss sunshine

P-Unit and Amileena demonstrate what it is to make good music on their much anticipated collaboration “NASKIA POA’. A feel good, laid back, easy listen is what this jam is.

NASKIA POA is that jam you bop to just ‘coz “unajinyce na maisha bila tashwishi”. The song has been produced by Bigsoul and is available on both their albums ‘Amileena’ & ‘Wagenge Hao Tena’.

The art work to the video is done by renowned producer Provoke, enjoy the song below

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Diana Chelele Disturbing Last Words Before She Was Found Dead At Her House

Diana Chelele an artist who was found dead at her house with stab wounds to her abdomen knew that she was going to die and made a painful prayer for her kids who she was going to leave behind. 

 The prayer done in Kalenjin and translated for us by Barbara Chepkoech (Waridi) is a revelation of the mental and physical turmoil she went through before meeting her death. 

In the clip, Chelele laments and implores God asking “..Why did you let me sing only to take everything away?” Her husband, an AP officer took all her assets away and replaced her name with his. Her kids were not spared either and were taken away with her husband constantly forcing her to do music and taking away all the proceeds. 

The late Chelele had tried seeking for help from the Governor of the region but had not managed to get an audience, her only hopes at help had been dashed when the man she sought help from was murdered in cold blood by her husband.  She further revealed that she had not slept with the late  surveyoe and was only seeking help to restore her land which was taken away from her. 

Diana Chelele new that her time was almost up and recorded a tearful audio saying that her husband and her friends were after her life after torturing her for years, she thanked everyone from  journalists to her friends, before the audio stopped she prayed for forgiveness from anyone she might have wronged. 

She was to be found dead at her Verandah. 

On her death, police conducting her investigation speculate that her drinks had been spiked after the Kass Marathon before her body was discovered lifeless at her house. 

Former Kenyan actress Barbara Chepkoech, now living in Des Moines, Iowa has offered to adopt her kids by arranging for their transition to America to live with her, the death of Chelele has greatly affected her as she was a sister and a friend to her. 

You can follow the discussion on social media here Diana Chelele

As Everyone Blasts Prezzo Here Is A Former Girlfriend Offering Support

Well it has all gone to plan for CMB Prezzo, he got everyone talking about him, but with it came quite a bashing with calls for his long overdue maturity.

In all this  noise, his music,as it is, did not get the focus, in fact even after talking about his new song ‘Mrembo’ few people got it with his KTN interview getting more views at such a short time compared to the song’s video.

However, someone did not forget all that. Despite their public and rather tell it all break up, she has come out quite supportive of his song praising its quality and also urging her followers to listen to it. She posted a photo from the video asking people to check prezzo’s bio for the link. The rapper sure appreciated the support saying;

The show of support has had people already questioning whether the two could be back together and knowing CMB Prezzo, you can never rule anything out.

Maina Kageni Uncontrollably Sheds Tears In Public Over Ugandan Music Heavyweight Jose Chameleone (Video)

The Classic FM presenter was moved by Jose Chameleone’s mind blowing performance that he had to shed tears in public.

Ever had the phrase ‘music is food for the soul’? You will get the true meaning of that when you see Maina Kageni weeping because he was touched by music.

The event was Koroga Festival which went down on Sunday 3rd 2016 at the Nairobi Arboretum. Ugandan singer, Jose Chameleone, was the main man and he didn’t disappoint.

Maina Kageni joined other revelers to witness Chameleone play saxophone with the zeal of an angel announcing the world was coming to an end.

The Classic FM presenter was TOTALLY moved by Chameleone’s performance that he couldn’t hide his tears of joys.

Maina was overwhelmed with emotions that he cried uncontrollably as he watched ‘Valu Valu’ hit maker do his stuff.

Watch the video:

Alai Reignites Beef With Dennis Okari Claiming His Wife Betty Kyallo Sex Baited Prezzo

It has taken close to a year for Robert Alai to hit back at Dennis Okari. Betty Kyallo’s predicament was the weapon the blogger used to strike back at Okari.

About a year ago, Dennis Okari dropped a controversial exposé on Nairobi Aviation College, an institution that received unrivalled negative publicity afterwards.

Robert Alai tried convincing Kenyans that Okari’s exposé was only painting Nairobi Aviation College in bad light as nothing he said was the truth.

This was before Alai called Okari to plead with him not to air ‘Certificates Of Doom Exposé’.

When his bid to woo Okari failed, Alai started attacking Okari with his usual diatribe. The NTV investigative journalist responded by calling Alai ‘a gun for hire by Nairobi Aviation management’.

Well, 11 months have elapsed since Alai-Okari confrontation. Then the unexpected happened last Friday and all over sudden Alai gets the upper hand against Okari; opportunity to unleash a nuclear bomb in the heart of Dennis Okari.

The controversial blogger says Prezzo is not to be blamed as he was only being himself following the incident that happened on Friday Briefing.

Alai says Betty Kyallo expected Prezzo to be cautious when she sex baited her only to be surprised with the rapper’s audacity to prey on her.

“I think that Betty was sex baiting Prezzo but she didn’t expect that he would nibble. Prezzo hana makosa, if you ask me. He was himself.” Wrote Alai.

Luo Tycoon Jared Otieno Builds His Wife A Palatial Home In The Village. (photo)

Money can buy happiness and nice houses, let no one tell you otherwise. 

 Luo tycoon of the Porsche fame and the magnificent dowry payment has built his rib, Kendi Mwiti a palatial house down at the village.  It is a house that has defied explanation as much as their splendid marriage did. 

The Wife, Kendi mwiti shared a snippet of the house on social media happy at the prospects of a new home in Nyanza. 

See the photo below. 

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Kusota Ni Wewe: Socialite Buys A Dining Table Worth 970,000

Don’t beat yourself too much this January, it seems that you are the only one who is whining about the harsh January economic struggles. A Kenyan socialite just bought a dining table worth 970,000.

The table is not your ordinary table but happens to be a  Clara Porset Swietenia mahogany dining set from Cuba. A table so effortless magnificent that the designers found it fit to sell it for 9700 dollars, a whooping  970k! 

Breaking the news to her loyal fans, Corazon Kwamboka a lawyer turned socialite wrote in part: 

Clara porset dining set 1987! Swietenia mahogani straight from Cuba! I waited three months for this set to arrive and spent $9700 but I will never hold back on getting everything I deserve, 2016 is my year! God is great!’

You can see the table below: 

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If you believe that 2016 is your year too, Say Amen. 

Eastleigh Street Cordoned Off After A Female Bomber Dropped Explosives (Photos)

Eastleigh residents were woken up by the presence of heavy contingent of police who responded quickly to arrest a suspected female bomber.

A Section of Eastleigh 12th street was last night sealed off after the police arrested a woman who was suspected to have dropped a bag of explosives.

Unconfirmed sources say police received a tip about potential attack and have been keeping an eagle eye to nub suspected terrorists.

The night incident saw Eastleigh residents gathering to witness how police conducted the operation to keep them safe.

The street was a no go zone as the police locked all access to the area while they were waiting for bomb expert to analyze the content in the plastic bag said to contain the explosives.

Photo by Abdirahman Issack

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12th January 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

Barcelona and the Argentina forward, Lionel Messi, beat competition from his teammate, Neymar, and bitter rival, Cristiano Ronaldo, to win the Ballon d’Or award for the world’s best player for a record fifth time. Of course folks are grumbling given that Cristiano scored more goals than Messi last season but all in all Messi carried the day. Football aside, see some of the trendy stories we have for you this Tuesday morning:


#1Chaos On The Internet After A Creepy Girl Posts Video of Her Boyfriend Smashing Her Cuddle Sutra Style In Bed To Provoke Her Sweetheart’s Side Chick (+18 Content)

#2Janet Mbugua And Her Twin Brother Celebrate Their 32nd Birthday In Style. Sauti Sol And Edith Kimani Were In Attendance (Video+Photos)

#3” I Am Single And Ready To Mingle” Prezzo’s Girlfriend Declares After Prezzo Denied Her On Live TV

#4Grace Msalame Lashes Out At KOT After They Insinuated She Banged Dennis Okari

#5Prezzo’s Mother Forced To Apologize To Betty Kyallo After Her Son’s Drunken Debacle At KTN, But Prezzo Remains Unrepentant

#6Is Akothee Becoming A Cougar? Here Are Photos Of The Young Man She Has Been Flaunting And Why She Doesn’t Care If he Is Out For Money Only

#7Citizen TV’s Mike Njenga Weds His Girlfriend of Three Years in a Glitzy Wedding Attended By Glitteratis (Photos)

#8This is How Citizen TV’s Kanze Dena Dresses Away From The Studio

#9Betty Kyallo Reveals Prezzo Wasn’t Drunk When He Made Offensive, Uncultured And Inappropriate Touches On Her!

#10Citizen TV’s News Anchor Terry Anne Chebet Shows off Very Ample Cleavage in a Daring Top during Mike Njenga’s Wedding (Photos)

Sonko Bashed By Angry Mombasa Women Calling Him ‘Nzi Ndani Ya Mchuuzi’ (Video)

Mike Sonko and Hassan Joho faced off over the weekend in a battle that is still having reverberations even now.

Sonko may be accustomed to political battles but it seems he picked a wrong one this time. For whatever his failings Joho has quite a grip on the Islands politics and after the debacle in front of the president his supporters came out in numbers.

The supporters led by a brigade of women leaders has quite a lot to say to the Nairobian Senator reminding him of his birth place, questioning his focus and integrity. Using metaphors and proverbs they lay their anger and disappointment as captured in the following video

 

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Oh Lawd! What A Quake Bootylicious Luhya Lady Sets A Storm In A Water Pool With Her Crazy Ass Shaking Skills (Video)

If the pockets are experiencing a feeling of emptiness then I can only imagine the thirst of the Team Mafisi Sacco. However, you can always resort to ‘kukula na macho’.

There is no better way or person to start you off this second week of the year than the amazing luhya lady who tool to the water like a duck and decided to cause quite an upheaval with her gyrations and twerking. One Pauhla Mumia a video director and dancer sure can shake like nothing.

Here is the video to ponder upon this evening.

 

Is Akothee Becoming A Cougar? Here Are Photos Of The Young Man She Has Been Flaunting And Why She Doesn’t Care If he Is Out For Money Only

When it comes to celebrities who are always pulling one move after the other, Akothee surely ranks with the top.

The millionaire artiste has recently been swimming in love and that appears to be her resolution this year. Unlike her former sponsor, this is a young man more of a stud really, and Akothee has not stopped sharing their photos together always with romantic statements.

This irked some of her fans who warned that the man may only be there to eat Akothee’s money but the mother of five in her usual abrasive self waived off the concerns with the following words;

Now when everybody tells me not to date because men will eat my money, are you also eating your partners money as at now? Or you want me to chips funga every night ? So that you can put me in all news papers that am indiscipline & immoral? Who told you am immune to feelings & hormonal imbalances? Or women with children dont have feelings any more? Because of why ? Haaa am in my hot 30s remember, let them come & chop what ydey chop OOOh #sweetlove

Here are photos with her apparently new heartthrob

 

 

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I Will Date Whoever I Want To Date… In Fact Am Pregnant & I don’t need Any Miscarriage!” Richest Singer Who’s A Mother Of 5 Drops A Shocker

Baby number six is loading! It seems Kenya’s richest singer is keen on having one big family!

One would think Akothee will shy away from getting pregnant now that she has already given birth to 5 kids. But it seems the songbird has passion for babies.

The ‘Djele Djele’ popped up with a good bad news that’s baffling many.

“I will date whoever I want to date and if you complain I will date you too, in fact am pregnant and I don’t need any miscarriage, social media rest in peace am out, am shutting this accounts in 20 mins bye my lovely ones let me enjoy my sweet love” Wrote Akothee.

So is getting pregnant with baby number six reason enough for Akothee to shut down her social media account?

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Anyway, we will contact Akothee and get her clarification on the same!

Betty Kyallo Reveals Prezzo Wasn’t Drunk When He Made Offensive, Uncultured And Inappropriate Touches On Her!

All this while we thought Prezzo was under the influence of alcohol when he made advances on Betty Kyallo. But liquor is not to be blamed for his irrational behavior.

The King of bling is just another case of typical hyena utilizing an open season to make a move on a potential prey.

While most thought the ‘My City My Town’ rapper acted inappropriately on live television because liquor had taken the best of him, Prezzo was all too aware of what he was doing.

In an interview with Monday Blues, Betty Okari revealed Prezzo wasn’t really drunk. She speculates the rapper was only seeking publicity.

“He wasn’t really high, I think he wanted to cause an uproar.” Betty Okari was quoted as saying.

Prezzo is just Prezzo, who dares hit on someone’s wife on live TV??

Credit: Monday Blues

Beauty in a Hijab: The Little Known Beautiful Muslim Blogger Stealthily Taking over The Fashion Industry (Photo)

The blogging industry has grown exponentially in the last few years with some blogs becoming  so big that they become money machines thanks to advertisers slowly moving online. The fashion blogging industry especially has grown in a fast and furious way with fashion bloggers cropping up left,right and center.

Unfortunately, despite the many blogs coming up, there has been  a glaring lack of diversity and every blog felt like a copy of another and only few blogs stood out from the increasing sea of fashion bloggers.

Thankfully, more and more different types of fashion blogs are coming into the mainstream. From hair blogs to blogs on curvy girls to DIY Fashion blogs, we can say that there is now increased diversity.

In comes Hakima Bashir whose blog It’s a Curvy Affair brings a new twist into the fashion blogging world, a Muslim woman doing fashion not for Muslim women but for other women who like to stay modest .

Check her out below:

 

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Janet Mbugua And Her Twin Brother Celebrate Their 32nd Birthday In Style. Sauti Sol And Edith Kimani Were In Attendance (Video+Photos)

It seems most celebrities were born this month which many consider ‘tough’, for reasons that are associated with Christmas festivities.

Jeff Koinange, Julie Gichuru, Janet Mbugua and some famous personality in politics, sports, education e.g Raila Odinga, Kipchoge Keina, Ngugi Wa Thiong’o etc, all celebrate birthdays in January.

Yesterday, Janet Mbugua and her twin brother, Timothy Mbugua, turned a year older and as such they threw their birthday bash last night.

The ‘little’ ceremony was attended by music heavyweights Sauti Sol and other known figures in the country.

Ex KTN anchor-cum-DW TV anchor, Edith Kimani, who’s dating Timothy Mbugua, also made an appearance to celebrate his sweetheart’s 32nd birthday.

Watch the video below to see how 32-year-old Janet Mbugua celebrated her birthday:

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As His Mum Is Busy Mending Fences, Here Is What An Unapologetic Prezzo Is Doing

CMB Prezzo is truly unruly. The self styled king of bling, is the local showbiz’s true badboy and he makes sure he lives up to the billing.

When he pulled his now infamous stunts on TV yesterday, many thought it was a case of lapsed judgement not a planned move. His mother was left to clean up the created mess but if you expected the man himself to rue his actions then you will be disappointed.

With the storm still up, the rapper has moved on and has defined his actions as that of a Superstar not just a star. He took to his social media stage to post a clip of the interview with the following caption; 

 

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This is the difference between a “star” & a SUPERSTAR#Rapcellency#TrulyUnruly#TheMakiniTeam

Having been accused of being drunk and even offered a rehab opportunity, CMB decided to show what he wakes up to as others struggle with Monday blues posting a clip of him still carrying on his birthday flossing with champagne bottles.

 Monday blues? ……no mehn my birthday still continues #Rapcellency#TrulyUnruly#TheMakiniTeam

 

 

 

 

The Hillarious Mistake On An I&M Billboard That Shows Even Commercial Marketing Has Gone Tribal (Photo)

Last year saw the corporate giants fighting it out on social media even trolling each other or jumping on trends.

This year sees a new trend if a recent billboard by I&M is anything to go by. While JTL may have set the trend using stereotypical accents on their Faiba adverts, I&M just made it quite official, placing it on a Billboard.

The giant size billboard was placed along Ngong road with the following caption ‘Now Ngoing To Ngong’ It may have been an innocent mistake but the length and visibility it has gained with no correction means it was intentional and given that it is quite trendy online, then the marketing strategy is a sure success.

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“My Friends Tried Bewitching Me” Vanessa Chettle Sensationally Announces In a Disturbing Video

In the past witchcraft was used to gain wealth, ward off evil spirits, punish enemies, and in suppressing rebellions .

And despite how much we have developed as a country, witchcraft still has a place in modern times where it is alleged to help people win elections, kill their enemies or steal a lover. In fact if you walk around you might find posters of ‘Mama Zainabu’ or ‘Mganga Toka Tanzania’ who promise to ward off evil spirits, help ‘tie down’ your wayward lover or help you win a case.

And witchcraft is not only reserved for people in the villages, Vanessa Chettle recently confessed that some of her friends decided to visit a mganga to get her bewitched.

Watch eerie confession below:

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Meet Citizen Tv Lilian Muli’s 6 Year Old Son. (photos)

Lilian Muli’s has managed to keep most of her private life away from the poring public. 

 Her family, her relationship and her life are a matter that most of us only speculate about- for you see the Tv presenter is not known to run any social media account from twitter. 

 Photos of her son have been making rounds online. check them out below.

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” I Am Single And Ready To Mingle” Prezzo’s Girlfriend Declares After Prezzo Denied Her On Live TV

It seems that Prezzo’s girl Michelle may be done with him now.

This was after her boyfriend outrageously flirted with Betty Kyallo amid her resistance before declaring that he is single as no one can love him as well as he can love himself. A statement that contradicted his actions which were claiming her in public over and over again on social media and the blogs.

“Single and ready to mingle” she declared, paving way for the team Mafisi who had been waiting on the sidelines for Prezzo to drop the ball.

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This is How Citizen TV’s Kanze Dena Dresses Away From The Studio

When she is off the screens, popular Swahili anchor  Kanze Dena dresses totally differently. 

 Gone are the serious looking garbs and gowns which are replaced with a more formal, comfortable wear for hanging around her house or when she decides to head out for whatever. 

When she is at home Kanze Dena will be in almost anything, from tops to tights or pants and tops. Check out some of these photos we managed to get.

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GHAFLA EXPLORES: 5 Rules Every ‘Team Mafisi’ Member Should Live By

I am honored to be a popular writer. But what I write doesn’t always go down well with everyone. In as much as I get a lot of praise for my mastery of the pen, I also get endless backlash from some holier than thou humans who believe that I am spoiling the society and causing good men to turn into dogs.

So before I begin. I would like to set some few things straight. Ever since I was a kid, I always wanted to bang girls. I’m glad to be living that dream and writing about it. Another thing is that you don’t have to try banging many girls just because Etemesi is doing it or your friend is doing it. If you are happier staying loyal to one woman, then for all intents and purposes, do that. Don’t force yourself to live a life that isn’t yours.

But if your blood boils every time you see a fine ass passing, then that means your body is giving you a message. And that message is ‘BANG THEM ALL’

There are just some few rules you need to follow when you have ‘fisi’ DNA in your blood. These rules will keep you safe and devoid of regrets. These rules will bar you from a guilty conscience, The rules are as follows

Always respect your main chic (If you have one)

The scenario is set up like this. You have a hot, loyal girlfriend who loves you with all her heart but you just can’t prevent yourself from sticking your tool in every hole you get, whether wide or tight. It’s alright. Let no one judge you, unless that person has a bedsitter in heaven. Just respect your main chic at all times. Spend more time with her than with any other girl. Spend more money on her than on any other girl. Don’t chat with other girls while she’s around. Shag her better than you shag other girls. Be nice to her, because at your darkest moment, she’s the only one who’ll be around. She’s the woman who has your back.

Protect yourself.

Some people have even told me that I will make other men get diseases by influencing them to f*ck around. The truth is that every man is responsible for himself. Personally, I always bang every girl with a condom. I have never been brainwashed by the ‘nyama kwa nyama bullshit. Coz no matter how alpha you are, you can never be sure that you are the only one banging her. My friend recently got gonorrhea because he made the mistake of trusting a girl. Apparently, they had gotten tested together about four months ago so he was banging her ‘condomless’ every weekend. Masaibu yakampata. ’ The fact is, If you bang girls raw then get a disease, you only have yourself to blame.

I’ll give you a few tips on how to be even safer.

Crucial tip 1: Never lick a girls’ punani if you have sores or a cut in your mouth. And before you bury your mouth between her legs, examine her first. If there’s a smell or any strange looking thing, don’t do it. Just pretend you are having a heart attack or something to avoid it,

Crucial tip 2: The intensity with which you pump on a girl’s punani during lungula should also depend on how wet she is. There are ‘dry’ girls and there are ‘maji maji’ girls. If a girl is the ‘dry’ type, don’t bang her too hard or the condom might break. Be gentle. If a girl is maji maji, you can ban her as hard as you wish coz there’s enough lubrication.

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Avoid using the words ‘I love you’ carelessly

There’s a big secret you ought to know if you want to get more and more punani. A lot of girls are careful when it comes to choosing a man to get into a relationship with but that they are not that careful when it comes to choosing a man to bang, That means that if you pretend to want a relationship in order to get sex, you are most likely to fail than when you push for sex directly. The words ‘I love you’ won’t get you the punani much quicker. They will only scare her away or make her hold back for long before giving it to you.

When you avoid saying ‘I love you’ carelessly, you also avoid having a bunch of thots who think you’ll date them. Know that a girl can destroy you if you lie to her for personal gain and she ends up finding about it. Keep it real and classy.

Never admit to cheating

Stride this seduction game without apology or excuse. As a ‘team mafisi’ member, you might not be scared of losing other girls, but you will most definitely be scared of losing your main chic. In that case, ‘never admit to cheating’. This has been said so many times but I will emphasize. A confession will be the end of you. Don’t believe her when she tells you that she’ll forgive you if you admit. She won’t. Chics have a dog’s instinct for uncovering infidelity in men but most of the time they won’t really punish you until you admit and ask for forgiveness. Don’t make it easy for them

When a girl knows you truly love her, she will stick by you even when she thinks you are fooling around. The word here is ‘thinks’, not ‘knows’. She can only ‘know’ if you admit you did it. So in that case, never admit. When she asks, just say, “What are you talking about?”.

Make your life your priority, not women

Focus on your hustle and goals in life. Parcel your efforts accordingly. Avoid taking chics too seriously In fact, the only true way to have fun with the female species and appreciate the endless pleasures they bring is to take them at face value and not delve in too deeply. Women are kinda like Kristoff songs or cake. If you try to figure out the value they add to your life, you won’t enjoy them. Forget all those romantic cliches of the leading man proclaiming his undying love for a woman and worshipping her. Women want a man who has something going in his life

Despite whatever protestations to the contrary, women do not want to be “The One” or the center of a man’s existence. They in fact want to subordinate themselves to a worthy man’s life purpose, to help him achieve that purpose with their feminine support, or to lazily enjoy the fruits of the man’s labor. When you are focussed, you create gravitational pull that makes you attract chics as painlessly and efficiently as possible. But the moment a woman feels she is your main objective, she will despise you.

I love women myself but women are not my priority. Writing is my priority. I never feel bad when I lose a girl but I feel bad when I write a poor article. The same should apply to you. Know your purpose in life, be true to it and women will stay tuned to whatever you offer them.

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Citizen TV’s News Anchor Terry Anne Chebet Shows off Very Ample Cleavage in a Daring Top during Mike Njenga’s Wedding (Photos)

We busty girls generally steer off strapless clothing because there are dangers of public embarrassment that come with this items of clothing.

It could be your dress getting caught in something leaving you exposed or your cup running over…literally.

But a good corset enabled Terryanne to break all the anti-strapless rules in this shiny teal number that showed off her extremely ample assets. She paired the with a pink skirt and this was the final look:

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Kusota Ni Wewe! King Khaligraph Unleashes His Pimped Up Ride

If you thought Kenyan music does not pay, well, you only have to look at one of the country’s top rappers whose main hustle is music and see how far he has come.

For most of the time Khaligraph has always been accused of flossing about making money and portraying a lifestyle he could barely afford, well at times the accusations have been correct and it appears the rapper is making quite substantial progress in that end.

Recently, he just unleashed his ride, a pimped out Subaru Forester.

Here is the car

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Beef Time: Rapper Prezzo Fires Back Harshly At Jaguar After He Was Told to Join A Rehab

Prezzo’s debut on KTN where he had been invited as guest anchor was a train-wreck that he occasioned. 

 It has gathered a slew of reactions left right and center with most people lambasting him for his uncouth show of tom-foolery of national TV, a section of people have also applauded him, branding him as the baddest player in the game. What game?

One such person who felt that Prezzo needed a shrink to deal with his drinking problems was fellow artist and NACADA board member, Jaguar.  Jaguar reiterated that he was offering the rapper a chance at rehab in a bid to correct his folly and save him from ruining his life. 

The self appointed president however fired back at Jaguar calling him a clown and offering him free grammar classes at the posh Makini Schools. 

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