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19th February 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

A beautiful morning here in Nairobi, don’t know how things are in Kampala. Museveni’s government yesterday shut social media and mobile money transactions for ‘security reasons’ as Ugandans headed to the polls to vote. The tallying of votes is underway and in due time we will know who won the elections, as if we don’t know who the winner is already! Uganda’s polls aside, check out some of the hottest stories we have for you this Friday morning:

#1Three Rotten High school Girls Caught On Camera Forcing A Young Boy To Lick One Of Their Friend’s Nunu In Their Class

#2Shaffie Weru Leaves Terryanne Chebet Blushing After He Made This Naughty Comment about His ‘Mandingo’

#3‘Don’t Kill Innocent Babies in Your Own Fake Movie’ Zari Hassan Pounces At Wema Sepetu Following Her Miscarriage

#4This Is How Fidel Odinga’s Widow Lwam Bekele Spent Her Valentine’s Day (Photos)

#5Richest Kenyan Singer Exposes Her Petite Camel Toe (Photo)

#6Lady Jaydee Officially Divorced Ending Her 9 Year Marriage (Photo)

#7Stunning BBA Winner Dillish Mathews Responds to Rumors That She ‘Snatched’ Avril’s Fiancé

#8Poleni Team Mafisi: Former NTV News Anchor Yvonne Maingey Gets Engaged (Photo)

#95 Signs Your Girlfriend Has A ‘Sponsor’

#10This Is the Voluptuous Churchill Show Comedian NTV’s Mark Maasai Cannot Get Enough Of

This Is How Fidel Odinga’s Widow Lwam Bekele Spent Her Valentine’s Day (Photos)

She doesn’t received lots of media attention because her private life is a hush hush. But she was spotted enjoying herself during the Valentine’s Day.

History has a funny way of repeating itself! Last year, Fidel Odinga’s widow, Lwam Bekele, spent the Valentine’s Day watching Gor Mahia crash CNaPS of Madagascar during CAF Champions League match at Nyayo Stadium.

Today being Throwback Thursday, we shed light on what Fidel’s widow did during Valentine’s Day of 2015.

Anyway, Gor once again faced the Madagascan club last Saturday February 13th 2015 for CAF Champions at Nyayo stadium. K’ogallo was hammered 2-1.

Unlike last year when Lwam spent the Valentine’s Day watching Gor’s game, she was nowhere to be seen at Nyayo stadium on the eve of Valentines.

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Lwan Bekele enjoying Gor Mahia’s Game At Nyayo Stadium On Valentine’s Day 2015

She doesn’t received lots of media attention because her private life is a hush hush. But she was spotted enjoying herself during the Valentine’s Day.

History has a funny way of repeating itself! Last year, Fidel Odinga’s widow, Lwam Bekele, spent the Valentine’s Day watching Gor Mahia crash CNaPS of Madagascar during CAF Champions League match at Nyayo Stadium.

Today being Throwback Thursday, we shed light on what Fidel’s widow did during Valentine’s Day of 2015.

Anyway, Gor once again faced the Madagascan club last Saturday February 13th 2015 for CAF Champions at Nyayo stadium. K’ogallo was hammered 2-1.

Unlike last year when Lwam spent the Valentine’s Day watching Gor’s game, she was nowhere to be seen at Nyayo stadium on the eve of Valentines.

Lwan Bekele enjoying Gor Mahia’s Game At Nyayo Stadium On Valentine’s Day 2015

 

Stunning BBA Winner Dillish Mathews Responds to Rumors That She ‘Snatched’ Avril’s Fiancé

The gossip mills have been on over drive with news that Avril’s fiancé; a South African investor had broken up with Avril and was now dating the beautiful Dillish Mathews.

This was after Dillish and Muga (Avril’s fiancé) were spotted having food together on Valentine’s day in Namibia while Avril was in Kakamega where she was slated for a Valentine’s day performance.

 

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Dillish has however come out to rubbish those rumors saying that Muga is just a friend.

Here is the conversation between Dillish and a fan who asked if she was dating Muga:

_adeh_ So @dillishmathews you are trending in kenya coz people think you snatched Avril’s Man i.e. @muga30 . Pliz clear the air. Are you guys an item? Coz I can’t stand people hating on my african princess

amdeprincess @_adeh_ it’s all over Kenya trending that she spent valentines with Avril man. Not sure lakini 11h

dillishmathews @_adeh_ lol no my darling he is my friend. I got a boo remember?

For those who are wondering, Dillish is still happily dating her beau of many years Stephen Gaeseb.

 

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Poleni Team Mafisi: Former NTV News Anchor Yvonne Maingey Gets Engaged (Photo)

Yvonne Maingey made her comeback to the screens in September 2014 as a news anchor on NTV.

And her comeback to our screens certainly caused a stir as the young cute girl on Club Kiboko had blossomed into a stunning young lady.

But unfortunately she left the screens as fast as she came. The reason for her sudden exit was that she needed a year to focus on her PhD dissertation.

As she prepares to get her PHD, the beautiful girl has recently proven that one can have it all as she recently got engaged.

 

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The lucky man being one David Muriuki who popped the question with a huge ring on Valentine’s Day.

Former Miss Kenya Juliet Ochieng Shows Off Her Two Gorgeous Daughters

Juliet Ochieng made history as a model that broke the mould with her striking chocolate skin and short hair, a look that had never been witnessed before during the Miss World Kenya Beauty pageant.

A style that won her the Miss Kenya 2004 title, sexiest woman in Africa title and she was later named one of the most beautiful women in the world.

12 years on Juliet is no longer the sinewy model we knew but a plus-size singer and a mother to two gorgeous girls. Check them out below:

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Larry Madowo Finds Love In Uganda But He Can’t Use FB Or Twitter As Museveni Shuts Down Social Media

Larry flew to the neighboring Uganda yesterday where a pleasant surprise was waiting for him!

The famous NTV Kenya anchor is in Uganda to cover the country’s general elections which happened today.

Larry couldn’t hide his joy when he met two Kenyan babes; Edith Kimani who was doing the same job as him and Cynthia Nyamai who is in Uganda to make sure Museveni retains his seat. Both ladies used to work for KTN.

The NTV anchor confirmed Museveni’s government had shut down social media for security reasons. Uganda is in a social media blackout.

“Uganda blocks access to Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and mobile money for ‘security reasons.’ Opposition candidates asking supporters to use VPNs.” Wrote Larry.

Did I say the ladies scrambled for a piece of Larry Madowo? See the photos below:

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Shaffie Weru Leaves Terryanne Chebet Blushing After He Made This Naughty Comment about His ‘Mandingo’

Shaffie Weru has never been shy about saying what he wants, when he wants and to who he wants, and he was certainly in usual form when he made a very cheeky *wink wink * comment to Terryanne Chebet.

Shaffie recently shared a photo standing next to East Africa’s tallest man Ritesh Barot who stands at a towering 7’9 and easily towered over Shaffie Weru who is actually tall in stature.

 

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And the fact that Shaffie dwarfed in size when compared to Ritesh, made Terryanne Chebet call him a midget, to which Shaffie Weru replied with ‘The shorter the monkey the longer the tail’ much to the chagrin of Terryanne who wrote ‘shindwe’.

Check out the exchange below:

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This Is the Voluptuous Churchill Show Comedian NTV’s Mark Maasai Cannot Get Enough Of

For a long time Churchill Show ruled the roost with its thrilling comedians like Eric Omondi and Teacher Wanjiku.

And so awesome was the Churchill show that every time it aired, everyone was glued before their screens. But something went terribly wrong and the show lost some of its avid fans.

Thankfully, the popular show seeks to regain back its past glory with new talents such as Jemutai who seems to have become a fan favorite.

 

 

Jemutai has been worth watching over the last few months and has gained such a huge fan base including Mark Maasai who said that he is a huge fan of the voluptuous comedienne.

 

 

In addition, AY seems to be a fan too:

 

Kenyan Woman Shares Video Of Her Giving Birth Online In Celebration of Parenthood (Video)

Over the valentines, people were sharing their precious moments and their plans with their loved ones.

One Kenyan lady decided to celebrate with her valentines in quite a unique and touching way. She shared a video of her video three months after her delivery and shared the experiences with fellow parents both the husbands and women. Barbara Chepkoech dedicated the memory to all parents even foster ones who celebrate their role.

Here is the touching video and post

 

This recording of life is close to my heart……It has been close to 3 months…… I fell in love so in love I cannot explain . The beautiful journey of welcoming Blossom and Blade to this world…… I was scared…..scared that I was not prepared because they came early. But I overcame that quickly. Amazing people have been with me through my journey and after. I gained 70 pounds….barely slept….ate alot…hahaha.The beautiful feeling of motherhood is the joy of knowing you carried life inside you and you being a vessel God uses to bring forth beautiful angels to this earth. I am humbled to have babies that are my heart. As God is my witness the journey was awesome and amazing. I was super fluffy and loved it. I love babies and I believe we as humans should always respect and defend them always. They are my valentine….. Barjoh, Blossom and Blade. Being a single mother is not bad at all…. I embrace it. I salute mothers … I believe a mother can be by birth or adoption. Caring and embracing a child, nurturing the child with love is what makes you a mother…. Not necessarily by only birth. It brings me to tears when i imagine women in the village. Having to go through childbirth without help and sometimes they loose their lives. I salute you. May God protect you and all mothers. For my children

‘Don’t Kill Innocent Babies in Your Own Fake Movie’ Zari Hassan Pounces At Wema Sepetu Following Her Miscarriage

Zari Hassan seems to be taking the phraseall is fair in love and wartoo far in her latest attack on Wema Sepetu.

Zari savagely mocks Wema Sepetu by asking whether she still wants Tiffah’s DNA test after her ‘miscarriage’. Before accusing Wema of killing innocent babies in her fake movie, suggesting that Wema Sepetu had faked her pregnancy.

She then goes on to accuse Wema of being on another level of craziness by writingGaarl! You are something else.Before going on to addNo throwing shade, just stating facts.

Watch the drama below:

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Eastleigh Teacher On The Verge Of Winning Triple The Amount Of Sportpesa Jackpot, This Is What He Did (Video)

While you are busy betting and losing money that ends up in Gor Mahia coffers, a teacher from Eastleigh could just walk away with 100 million prize money.

Yes you read that right. Mr. Mohamed Ayub, a teacher in Eastleigh High School is the only African among the nominees for the Global Teachers Prize which recognizes the teachers who have made outstanding contribution to their profession.

His exemplary work in countering radicalization among the youth and the general community along with projects in poverty eradication as well as stopping environmental pollution have seen the religious teacher make it to the finalists of the award.

The Global Teachers Prize was founded in 2014 and seeks to increase the stature of teaching. The Top 10 finalists were announced form a final 50 yesterday by celebrated scientist Stephen Hawking. Here is the announcement along with his feature;

 

 

 

 

5 Signs Your Girlfriend Has A ‘Sponsor’

Everyone but those living under a rock in the deepest hamlets of the Amazon rainforest knows about sugar babies. These are disproportionally young girls who typically get “allowances” of thousands of shillings every month from their older, married sex-desiring male benefactors, plus jewelry, electronics, expensive trips and other goodies in exchange for their “company.”

They are everywhere nowadays. Even your girlfriend might be getting gallons of expired semen pumped into her nunu by a rich mzee yet you are there showering her with love like your heartbeat depends on it. So how can you know if your girl has sold her soul for the fat wallet?

She has ‘imaginary uncles’ and urgent family meetings

So someone keeps summoning your girlfriend urgently and you are just sitting there believing her when she tells you it’s a family emergency or work. During weekends, she says she’s going to see her uncle and you believe her. Be wise amigo. The old men in the driver’s eats are brutal. When they call, the girl has to go. So if you’ve never heard your girlfriend tell the man behind the phone that she’s busy at the moment, then that person is someone who doesn’t take no for an answer. That person is a sponsor

She keeps complaining about you not treating her enough

Sugar babies are not only sluts, they’re prostitutes who cannot admit it. Being paid by older men to be shagged is nothing but prostitution. So if she keeps complaining about your finacial woes yet she was initially okay with it, then a pot-bellied guy with grey hair is getting his behind licked by the same tongue you kiss. The average Kenyan hypergamous women who cheats can’t handle being nice continuously. She will keep throwing bouts of drama towards you after finding someone who can provide something you can’t

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She used to be hardworking but has suddenly become super lazy with lots of cash to spend

She is no longer worried about anything in life. She n longer wakes up at 5 like she used to. She sleeps until 10. She also appears to have lots of money to spend yet you have no idea where she’s getting it from. Her dressing style has also changed. But not for you. The change of wardrobe of a woman who’s with a beta schlub having sex with her elderly cheater is obvious. For example, say you notice that she’s going to a fancy corporate dinner for work. She has repeatedly told you that she hates high heels and grooming for a passion, yet she’s wearing 5 inch stilettos. When women want to have or keep something they value, they try extra hard. Especially with their wardrobe.

She looks bored when you are making love to her

This predicament is triggered by a couple of factors, the major one being guilt. The other one being fatigue after getting ravished by her thirsty overweight sponsor. A woman who is cheating with a sponsor will stop doing the things you love. The sensual licking of your testicles or perineum will be stopped. Or maybe she stops giving it to you on the table. A woman will not put effort in to sex if she is getting compensated for it elsewhere. If the sex is getting whack on her end, suspect something

She creates a buffer zone

Your girlfriend will create a scenario where she can’t contact you normally. A few hours a week she’s “volunteering” is her excuse to stray. This would be the time where she’s messing with her sugar daddy. When she’s madly in love with you, there’s no buffer zone whatsoever. She will see you anytime. But the presence of one should be a large warning sign.

A girl’s unfaithfulness is like Ebola; by the time you’re bleeding from the eyes, it’s too late. You have to catch her waywardness early and deliver the proper corrective. At the first notice of any of these omens of unfaithfulness, you have a window of opportunity to walk away.

Lessons From Huddah Monroe…6 Ways Instagram Prostitution Is The Most Preferable Career For The Young Nairobi Woman.

Less than three years after she burst into the limelight,totally unacquainted with the trappings of Instagram and barely mentioned on any local blog,Huddah Monroe,real name Al Huddah Njoroge,has not just scaled the highest heights of social media stardom,but also become a blog staple,tabloid magnet,social media princess,inspiration and extremely successful entrepreneur and a credible rags to riches story.

Huddah,we all know,never went to school. And by school,I mean College. This girl merely breezed through High School,graduating with measly grades into a World of freedom and unbridled independence.

Huddah didn’t go to college. Either because she came from a dirt-poor family,the last of which she dwells upon endlessly or because she,being Huddah,must have frowned upon the whole nauseating concept of schooling and education and thus,being the hot-blooded renegade she is,bailed out on Campus out of her own rebellious volition.

Having considered what a time waster College must be,and having sat and done her math,evaluated her chances in life and decided what she needed most-and how fast she needed it-Huddah waved goodbye to a college degree and went on to leverage on her physical attractiveness to cement a place for her in the annals of notoriety.

And it worked.

What started as mere mannerlessness and an insatiable thirst for quick fame quickly morphed into a brand,a career,a vocation,a business.

Cognizant of her attractiveness,her ability to ensnare and allure,her luscious body and gorgeous looks,Huddah moved from just another girl flooding Facebook with her grainy nudes to a Boss of her own Kingdom,a self-made success story and an unashamed trader of flesh to the highest bidder with the flashiest yatch. And voila! It worked.

Quickly,she quit Facebook and graduated to the more glamorous site,Instagram from where she’d ump her notoriety,exercise even more freedom and upload more unhinged photos, from better angles and taken with an obviously better camera.

At first,like any mortal with a brittle heart,Huddah would be crushed and dampened by the excessive negativity her online activities would attract. The hate great tenfold,pouring out on her from all corners and she would,even though she was hurting and quite new to this online bashing craze,act all cool and try to take it in her stride. But after months of putting up with hate and runaway bile, she had had enough. And simply stood up for herself,stopped defending her actions,threw caution to the wind and tried to make a mess with her family that quickly accepted her as the family’s black sheep… Albeit a successful one.

And after developing the thickest of thick skins,she rose higher and higher,changed every day,afforded better beauty products,moved houses,hosted a couple club nights,bought better underwear,found prettier friends,bought a better phone and generally found another life… One,as we speak today, doesn’t exist without a Pink Range Rover.

Thus,6 Ways Huddah Monroe Is Changing The Game. From College To Online Prostitution. One Post At A Time.

1. Sudden Fame

In this age of blog fanfare,achieving fame easily the easiest thing you can do. Back then,it actually took hard work,real talent of connections to some powerful media honchos to achieve fame. I mean,magazines were limited and space was reserved for the already famous. But today,years after the exploits of Huddah Monroe,you can climb up the steep ladder to fame by applying the oldest trick in the book; nudes. Miss Njoroge started her journey in that same fashion. And a few years down the line,it’s still in vogue. And who doesn’t want instant fame? In 2016? Diana Ross night have waited all her life to gain recognition. Surely,not you.

2. College Sucks

The general sentiment in the streets today holds thus,College sucks. No,actually it doesn’t. Or maybe it does and we don’t know. But one thing is for sure,college DOES NOT always reward. You could be graduating with the slickest degree in town today and still tarmac for some 5 years or so without finding employment. Or you could still find employment but still get paid like an 18th Century slave. Stupid ass that will never push you to the next economic level. Or help you move from your current neighborhood. And with a boss who is half human,half dog. What to do? Join Instagram. Upload the bedroom pics. And what for that DM.

3. Sudden Cash

For those averse to working they sweet asses off in some dingy office with limited space and nauseating workmates,for some 20,000 shillings or so a month,money that is barely enough to see you through two weeks,and carry you through a weekend of hedonism,fast cash seems like not so bad an idea. What to do? Take lessons from the girls who’ve been there before-and are still there. Quit the humdrum job,Kiss the stinky mouthed fellow employees goodbyes and hit the Instagram streets. It’s freer there. And it’s a much faster, fun business. Long as you look the part,mind you.

4. Traveling

Everyone loves to travel. Including your grandmother currently fiddling with maize and mangoes in your village granary. Traveling is life. And, given a chance, 80% of humans would be on a 24-hour travel bender. Who doesn’t want to shuttle from Milan to Oslo to Tel Aviv to Rome to London in a week? And see all of the World’s most amazing architecture,meet cultures,visit landmarks and sleep in roomy hotels? Nobody. But because a course in Environmental Studies may not really afford you that,ever, then the Huddah route is a handy option. Lessons from the most traveled woman of this age. And don’t we all love her travel destination pics? Lord, we do.

5. Range Rovers.

Show me one girl who doesn’t want one. A pink one. With her name boldly engraved on it. Range Rovers are Bae. We all know that.

6. Thee Boss Lady

Given that half of us will never be bosses of anything ever in our lives,the safest and quickest way to actually climb up to ‘Boss’ status is by trading our own flesh. And being in control of who comes in it (no pun intended). And out. Huddah had shown nothing but utmost commitment to her business – Her body. And knows that,even in the confines of her bedroom,business still goes on. And on. It all takes a simple DM. Or a little phone call. And you’re on the next plane to Dubai. Or Bermuda. Thee Boss lady style. Something nobody doesn’t want.

In the meantime,are we all going to sit here and pretend we didn’t see this latest Huddah development? Hell naw!

 

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After Repeated Failures Under ODM, Veteran Comedian KJ Runs To Jubilee For Survival

Politics has proven to the mother of many turncoats with the adage ‘there are no permanent enemies in politics’ ringing ever so true in Kenyan politics.

The recent move by celebrated veteran comedian Kiarie John popularly known as KJ is a clear testament of the statement. Ever since he joined ODM at the start of his political career, has been a staunch supporter and defender of the ODM cause until recently.

The comedian and one time cartoonist for Sunday Nation running the popular ‘head on corrishon’, has been pretty critical of his opponents and those of ODM especially of Beth Mugo.

However, after these failed to provide dividends including his loss to Simba Arati in the last party nominations, KJ has had enough and decided to move on to the other side in what can be termed as a survival move. His latest campaign poster affirms this and he is already singing the presidents tune of all the parties under Jubilee to dissolve and members join JAP. Only time will tell whether his move pays dividends.

Below is his campaign poster

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Ida and Lovy Longomba Defy All Celebrity Love Stereotypes and Celebrate 9 Year Anniversary (Photo)

Celebrity marriages are not known to last; some have lasted a mere 72 days after a lot of hype and a lot of money spent on the wedding.

For those that survive break-ups, some of them are plagued by constant infidelity, but it’s not all doom and gloom in celebrity marriages. Once in a while a couple manages to jump over all the hurdles that come with being married to a top celebrity and it is good to hear a wholesome love story from our celebrities.

Like Idah and Lovy Longomba’s love story for example; the two have been married for more than 9 years and have a son together and yesterday the two celebrated their 9th  anniversary in a 20’s themed party.

 

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But the journey of 9 years has had its share of snags as Ida revealed Didn’t do it for the glitz or glam. Our story is so different, and man didn’t we go through it this year! Our love story is a true story. I love you. Happy anniversary to you. My man, my friend, the best father. Let’s keep on trucking. #9 years #onlygod she wrote.

Beat Ya Keggah Touching Gift For The Deaf! Beat Ya Keggah Studios Make A First Translating All Its Music Into Sign Language Starting With Nazizi’s Wedding Ring

For so long, no has ever thought about how the deaf get their entertainment.

While the law has seen all communication from the official government sources consider their plight and even the entertainment and some TV stations too provide a sign translator, sadly much of the entertainment industry has remained behind. It has been the case so long that it has appeared like a normalcy.

It is why the new move by Beat Ya Kegga fraternity is to be lauded and emulated. BYK has announced that it will be provided a sign language translation version for all its forthcoming videos and has started the step with the newly launched Nazizi’s song Wedding ring. How no record label has ever thought about this is unfathomable.

Here is the first of their videos with the sign language translation.

 

Rich But Humble: Jalang’o Spotted At a Kibanda Preparing To Devour Tasty Chapatis

Everybody knows that the tastiest food is usually from the ‘junkiest’ spots.

The kind of places where the server serves you mutura or Chapatis with the same hand used to receive money. The kind of places where you have to leap over a few ditches of murky waters to get a good old meal of chapati madondo. The kind of places where you are assured of getting amoeba or a good bout of diarrhoea, but go back there as soon as you are done with your meds swearing that it will be different this time. But it rarely is.

Despite his money and fame, Jalang’o revealed that he still enjoys a meal in a kibanda. Even if the person flipping the chapos has grit under his nails

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” Waiting for my chapo hapa kibandani…nimekujia chapati sio makucha ” he wrote.

Victoria Kimani-Look Alike Behind Vicious Feud That Saw One Of P Square Twins Fire His Older Brother On Twitter (Photos)

The continent’s most successful singing duo, P Square, has internal wrangles that manifested on twitter in an ugly manner!

P Square duo, Peter and Paul Okoye have fall out with their elder brother Jude Okoye. Peter is accusing Jude of poor management. (Jude is their manager.)

Last night, Peter Okoye went on twitter to post a long rant and fire his own brother:

Psquare Fans i know y’all have been asking a lot of question concerning us.

I don’t have a problem with Paul but the management.

My loyalty for psquare and the fans still remains 100%.

A manager is been employed by the artiste not the other way round. #truthBeTold

Psquare is Peter and Paul Okoye

People change management and you r not different.

Peter and Paul has the right to sack the entire management team. Business is Business. #Period

Peter and Paul is Psquare and every other person is an attachment #

Pls who so ever makes any transaction with Northside Entertainment or Jude Okoye on Psquare’s behalf does so at their on risk. #warning

Family business can be pain in the a$$.

Pls peter and Paul are Psquare not with Jude. Thanks

How can you run a Business with no structure.

What the fans want is Peter and Paul Psquare and that’s what I want. Period!

Forcing your self that you must remain Psquare’s is so cray! #enough

I have regretted a lot of things in my life… But trust me this is not one of them. #NoMoreFamilyBusiness

I stand here 100% for my brother Paul and Psquare but not with our so called management. #period

Psquare is not breaking up. But the management needs to go.

And for those that will start saying Psquare is breaking up. We are not. Just that the management needs to go.

Psquare is not breaking up. I stand here to defend Psquare 100%

Been nurturing and managing this problems for over 4yrs now. Don’t take my silence as a weakness. #done

Jude replied and Peter was quick to silence him:

JUDE Engees OKOYE : My brother Please be prayerful. Only God can rescue u

Peter Okoye: You said I need Prayers! Bro you need GOD!

Paul remained neutral in the heated tweef encouraging his brothers to solve their issues off public spere.

Paul Okoye: You have family issues, you discuss that in close doors, not in social media, If you don’t do family business, then who am I to you?

According to leading Nigerian entertainment site, Yaba Left, the two brawling brothers fall out because of a woman.

Yaba Left says reggae-dancehall singer Cynthia Morgan was the reason why the two brothers fell out with each other.

Apparently Jude stole Cynthia from Peter. Cynthia Morgan has striking resemblance to Kenyan songbird, Victoria Kimani.

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L-R Peter, Jude, Paul Okoye

Forget Eritreans, Here Are Two Bootyfull Tanzania Virgins Yearning To Deflowered, Do You Meet The Qualifications?

It’s thirsty Thursday fellows, the official day for Mafisi Sacco to be at their rampaging best.

Ever since the Eritrean proved such a big disappointment, it is normal if you feel apprehensive regarding any news of the availability of foreign beauties but you can work your luck with these two. After all mwanaume ni kujaribu tena. These two Tanzanian beauties are trading following their public admission to be virgins despite their smashing beauty.

However, the money and foul language suggest otherwise but their appeal has seen men hand in their applications for consideration. The first is one Recho Mishepu and shapely she is. here are her photos and admission

“Mimi ni bikira…sijawahi Ku****a tangia nizaliweee….mwenzenu ninaogopaaa!!!!!”

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The second lady is Regina Mtungi, she is more bolder and demanding, basically just waiting a chance to be a full blown socialite. She has got pretty a lot going for her check her out.

“Kweli mimi ni bikira,,,,sijawahi Ku****a mbele wala nyuma!!!!

Anayetaka Ku****a awe na gari na pesa za kutosha…siwezi kutombwa na mshamba mshamba mie!!! Mi mzuri atiiiiiii!!!!!”

 

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“Uhunye Alinihanda Ndani Ya Bus Ya Shule” KTN’s Jeff Koinange Recalls His High School Days with Uhuru Kenyatta

Saint Mary’s School, commonly known ‘Saints’ has produced some of the most successful people around including Ian Duncan, Lupita Nyong’o , Je Koinange and the current president Uhuru Kenyatta.

Speaking to Jeff Mote on his new exciting segment ‘My Story’ Jeff Koinange spilled a little dirt on Uhuru Kenyatta.

Uhuru was known to many as the easy going Kenyatta and was also quite the agile rugby player but as Jeff revealed, Uhuru Kenyatta once ‘chapad him mangoto’ back in high school. In front of everybody in their mini-bus, a memory Jeff remembers chuckling while hilariously referring to Uhuru as ‘Uhunye’ in the funniest way possible

Watch it below:

Corazon Kwamboka’s Ghost-Like Face Ignites River-Road Bleaching Rumors (Photo)

Since she started dating Anita ‘Fabiola’s wealthy ex Meddie Ssentongo, Corazon Kwamboka has been looking extremely hot and refined. She has revamped her wardrobe and her hair and has been looking pretty much polished of late.


But fans fear that she may be doing some river-road polishing on the side. This was a after a photo taken with a fan surfaced online and she looked very pale and cakey.

 

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Sparking bleaching accusations  such as these:

Megan Roxy: is her face bleached? it looks brighter than the rest of the body????

Tina Kimani: Khai alibleach uso?ju iyo mkono inakaa ya mtu different

ConcetahChelsian Mutheu: Alibleach uso akaforget mikono

Sarah Sila: That’s Corazon? It’s either she has a face off thing going on, coz she always looks different in every photo I see her….but that’s none of my business

Remmy Kiptarus :bleaching manenos

 

Photo:Steve Muriuki

While others were of the opinion that she just had the wrong shade of foundation on, a common problem amongst women of color.

Eudy Shikz: She wore a wrong foundation shade

Lilian Kwamboka Mokeira :Kusema tuukweli, hiyo foundation sio colour yake. Two shades lighter na sio wivu. But unakaa poa

Kimaru Waciira: fine specimen right there….but her face painter must have been on a date or something

Blessed Kenn Haters watasema uliphotoshop wengine watasema alisahau kutoa tint

While others just made a joke out of the whole make-up fail

Steve Muriuki :The difference between Buo and Puo art.

Frida Masika: Ninasikia watu wakiongelea foundation, nimetafuta building kwa hiyo picha nimekosa

“There Is No Way Day I Will Stand And Watch Anyone Speak S*** About My Woman” Wema Sepetu’s Husband Defends His Wife In A Way That Would Make Any Woman Proud

Idris Sultan may not have foreseen the current predicament he is in, but the brother sure handles it like he came all prepared.

Whatever you think of the former BBA winner and his marriage you at least have to give him the guts and courage to be there fending of trolls and fighting battles for his wife’s behalf. It seems, he has had enough especially with online trolls and he has gone all ham to put one message clear, that he is with Wema and he is not taking any more unsolicited advice especially in light of the recent misfortune of losing the twins.

Here is his reply after the accusation below.

 

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Kwani How Many Multimillion Shillings Houses Does Sonko Own? Check Out His Beach House Mansion In Malindi (Video)

Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko has intensively invested in multimillion shillings property across the country. Have you seen his palatial beach house in Malindi?

Word has it that Mike Sonko owns several houses in leafy estates in Nairobi; those ones we don’t know about but certainly everybody knows about his house in upcountry.

Mike Sonko has built a multi-million shillings mansion in Mua Hills, Maanzoni, Machakos County. But that’s not all that Sonko owns.

The flamboyant lawmaker also owns lots of property in the Coastal City of Mombasa and in Malindi town.

Sonko has pitched tent in Malindi campaigning for Jubilee Alliance Party Malindi Constituency aspirant, Phillip Charo.

The Nairobi Senator however doesn’t stay in posh hotels in the town, Sonko is living in his own beach house mansion in Malindi.

Check out Sonko’s beach house in the video below:

Richest Kenyan Singer Exposes Her Petite Camel Toe (Photo)

She loves flaunting her body but this time round she showed something that electrified Team Mafisi!

Akothee is arguably the richest singer in Kenya. The songbird is currently riding high with her latest hit song ‘Sweet Love’ featuring Diamond Platnumz which is almost clocking 1 million views on YouTube in a month.

The mother of five is blessed with a slim body that makes her look as if she’s in her early 20s; maybe that’s why she has a knack of showing it off.

Anyway, Akothee this morning showed more than her fancy body. Dressed in her gym gear, Akothee posed for the camera to show her fans how she exercises.

The ‘Sweet Love’ singer also exposed her petite camel toe in the process. The tight she rocked ‘squeezed’ her nether region bringing out a clear view of her camel toe.

For starters, camel toe is the two mounds formed on the crotch area when ladies rock tight fitting clothes.

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Lady Jaydee Officially Divorced Ending Her 9 Year Marriage (Photo)

The Tanzanian songbird who dominated the airwaves with hits like ‘Yahaya’, ‘Joto Hasira’, ‘Siku Hazigandi’ among others, has been granted divorce.

Lady Jaydee woes started way back in 2014 when she separated with her husband, Gardner Habash, who doubled up as her manager.

The songstress accused her hubby of infidelity and proceeded to the court to file a divorce to formally end her 9 year marriage.

The case dragged for years but last week the court finally deliberated on it to formally grant Lady Jaydee the divorce she desperately needed.

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Jaydee with hubby during their wedding

Credit: Citizen Digital

Bangi For A Baby! See What This Lady Did To Spark Wild Frenzy Online (Photos)

People do crazy things just to earn a living! A middle aged woman is doing rounds on social media thanks to her bangi!

Weed is illegal in Kenya but it’s easily available in the streets thanks to the ingenuity of peddlers who have devised clever ways of beating the system.

For instance, which cop would stop a typical mother in the streets carrying a baby on her back to frisk her? Not unless the police received a tip-off.

This was the case of a middle age woman who was busted ferrying kilos of marijuana (bangi) disguised as a baby.

The woman has carefully packed the precious green leaves to assume a shape of a baby resting on her mother’s back.

See the photos below:

 

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Kenyan Women Fight Over KDF Soldier Property

Just a few weeks after the sad loss of Kenyan soldiers through an Al Shabab attack, two women are fighting for the wealth of their husband.

The women, one Jescah Kiplagat and another Doris Jepkoech have taken each other to court over their husband multi-million property in Utawala. The husband Mr. Sammy Morell was one of the unfortunate brave soldiers who were killed in Somalia.

Trouble started when Kiplagat tried to access the property only to find Jepkoech in place. She proceeded to caught claiming that Jepkoech who is a police officer had grabbed her home and other properties in Utawala.

She claims Jepkoech had assaulted her and was capable of using her position to intimidate and steal from her. On her turn, Jepkoech reported the matter to the police accusing Kiplagat of trespassing on her property.

Jescah says she was married to Morell in 2007 and had amassed the wealth together until his untimely death while accusing Jepkoch of causing conflict in her marriage leading to a love triangle. The matter now awaits court resolution.

18th February 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

Morning beautiful people? Last night’s champions league game between Real Madrid and Roma, and that NYS scandal are the hottest topics this morning. Real crashed Roma 2-0 while for NYS scam, Kenyans can’t quite comprehend why for Devolution CS Anne Waiguru is ‘untouchable’ while a business lady, Josephine Kabura, through an affidavit explained how the former CS squandered lost NYS money. That aside, below are the trendy stories this Thursday morning:


#1Maina Kageni Is Finally Engaged!!!!

#2Top 5 Mediocre Journalists. Lillian Muli Listed Among Kenya’s Most Mediocre Journalists. See The Full List Here (Photos)

#3As You Cry Hakuna Kazi!You Will Envy These Luo Mammies And What They Do for a Living!

#4Catfight! Citizen TV’s Terryanne Chebet Scorns Ex KTN Anchor Over The Uproarious Job She Landed In Uganda

#5Bangi Mbaya! 2 Mombasa Men Shock Residents Doing This In Broad Daylight (Video)

#6Huddah Monroe Declares Herself Kenya’s Range Rover Ambassador After Doing This To Her Range Rover (Photos)

#7Man Flees In His Birthday Suit After Being Caught In Another Man’s House With The Owners’ Wife (Video)

#8Three Notorious Female Robbers Nabbed At The Height Of Their Theft Along Koinange Street (Photos)

#9No More Bromance! BFF Larry Madowo And Boniface Mwangi Clash Over Bien’s Step Mother

#10Sad: BBA Winner Idris Mourns The Death Of His Unborn Twins With Diamond Ex Wema Sepetu

 

7 Things You Should Know About Josephine Kabura Irungu, The Village Hair Dresser Who Became A Millionaire In 3 Years And Could Be Waiguru’s Downfall

Lupita Nyong’o said dreams are valid, and one Josephine Kabura Irungu is the perfect personification of that statement.

This is the lady in the eye of the NYS scandal storm and the woman who could end the careers of prominent people given the details of her affidavit which has seen matters of the scandal revived. So, who is this lady that has captured a nation’s imagination? Here are 7 facts about Josephine Kaburu you should know;

1. Hair Dressing Is The Longest Profession She Has Served

Josephine Kaburu has only had three major jobs, one as a hair dresser, then a short stint at KDN as support staff and then her current as a businesswoman. In all these she has served as a hair dresser longest having started it immediately she left high school down in her village in Muranga and even when coming to Nairobi. 

2. She Is Still Young

Josephine Kaburu is only 33 years old yet has risen to quite an influential position, as the sole supplier of construction material for the NYS projects.

3. Never Had any formal training

As fate would have it, high school education is the furthest training Josephine ever got yet the same fate would see her as the director of three companies handling construction projects worth of millions.

4. Aside from the construction companies she has a major computer accessories sales shop

At the start of her construction contracting business, Josephine under the advice of Waiguru was asked to open a front business given the slow nature of payment processing in government businesses. She settled on a computer accessories shop

5. She met Waiguru long before she was Devolution minister

Josephine met Waiguru back in 2012 when she was shortly at KDN and the former CS still at IFMIS. They became friends and even at one time she was Waiguru’s hairdresser. 

6. Waiguru Gave her Substantial loans and Seed capital for her business

According to her affidavit, Waiguru loaned her 1 million shillings for her computer business and later seed money for her construction supplies business.

7. Her Three Companies Allegedly Received over 300 million shillings as payment

Josephine three companies all whose registration was facilitated by Waiguru according to Josephine Kaburu, received a total of 347.9 million. The companies;Form Homes Builders, Reinforced Concrete Technologies and Roof & All Trading are alleged to have received Sh154.9 Million, Sh115.8 Million and Sh77.2 Million respectively

 

5 Months After A UN Diplomat Battered His Wife, A UN Director In Kenya Is In Trouble For Racism And Harrasment

There seems to be a trouble with foreign diplomats in Kenya especially those working at the UN. With the incident of one of their UNEP diplomats beating up the wife still fresh, another top diplomat ha been accused of harassment.

Executive Director Dr. Joan Clos of UN-Habitat is facing a petition filed against him by the workers of the UN Habitat who want his suspension over alleged misconduct and abusive behavior. 

In a letter to the UN Secretary General by the staffers and also copied to UN spokesman Gordon Weiss, the employees say the Joan Clos who is from Spain has a history of belittling Kenyans and going to the extent of abusing staff at other agencies like JICA saying their work is absolutely ‘bullshit’ along with other unprintable insults.

The staff are represented by their lawyer Mr. Setondji Roland Adjovi and they have collected signatures of over 50 people from different nationalities ready to testify over the abuse of office they accuse Dr. Clos of.

 

Bangi Mbaya! 2 Mombasa Men Shock Residents Doing This In Broad Daylight (Video)

Avoid drugs at all cost, what happened in Mombasa is reason enough to shy away from things that interferes with your mental capacity!

Amateur videos caught two Mombasa drug addicts desperately trying to uproot a streetlight with their bare hands.

Curious resident recorded the event on the phone from a nearby balcony when he spotted the two men try to rip up the streetlight.

Perhaps they wanted to sale the streetlight to scrap metal dealers but concerned residents couldn’t allow them tamper with the streetlight.

Drama ensued when angry locals confronted the two gentlemen. Watch the video below to see what happened next:

This Is The Only Way Koinage Street Prostitutes Know How To Settle A Brawl (Video)

When darkness descends on the city, special nocturnal creatures line themselves up along Koinage Street in search of clients. Hookers too have tussles and they settle them the street way!

Nairobi’s Koinage Street is notorious for the oldest profession. Thots are in plenty on that stretch of road once darkness engulfs the city.

Two whores were caught on amateur video embroiled in a vicious catfight. Passersby couldn’t intervene as they seemed to be all too entertainment by the skimpy dressed ladies.

Of course there were no blows thrown only a pulling of fake hair, tearing clothes and mostly sleeping on top each other and yelling in monkey language.

Watch the video below:

Catfight! Citizen TV’s Terryanne Chebet Scorns Ex KTN Anchor Over The Uproarious Job She Landed In Uganda

What a nice way to tell someone the job they are doing is not right!

Former KTN anchor, Cynthia Nyamai, is now a continental brand thanks to her Public Relations Company dubbed Cynthia Nyamai Communications.

Ms Nyamai was the force behind President Muhammadu Buhari triumph over the incumbent Goodluck Jonathan in Nigeria’s March 2015 presidential elections.

Nyamai is now a hotcake in Africa as presidential hopefuls across the continent are in desperate search for her services.

Ugandan President, Yoweri Museveni, managed to hire Cynthia Nyamai to help him extend his 30 year rule by at least five more years.

Also Read: After Assisting Nigeria’s President Win Election, Ex KTN Eye Candy Is Now Helping Museveni Extend His 30 Year Rule

Ms. Chebet shared a photo which the ex KTN anchor had posed with President Museveni and captioned it with this mocking remark.

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Eish @nyamaicynthia props!!! but Sebo should rest soon.

After Consulting The President, This Is What Anne Waiguru Has Decided To Do (Video)

Anne Waiguru  may be embattled in a resurgence NYS case but that has not stopped her from planning her future in public service.

A few days after the EACC cleared her of any wrong doing in the scandal, it was widely rumored that she would make a return in the government. However, she appears to be seeking bigger things and in a weekend service, she was urged on to go for the top gubernatorial seat in Nairobi.

A week later she said she had carried a series of consultations and had even talked with the head of state over the matter. Well two days later in a Jubilee meeting held at La Mada hotel she announced her candidature and confirmed that she will be gunning for the governorship of Nairobi.

It remains to be seen what the latest revelations would do to her bid and momentum going forward. TNA chairman John Sakaja also announced candidature in the seat. Here is the video of her admitting having consulted with the president

 

Maseno University Lecturer Found With His Lover In Office Unconscious After Suicide Attempt

A Maseno University lecturer was found unconscious along with his girlfriend in the lecturer’s office.

In what is suspected to be a failed suicide attempt, the lecturer and the lady said to be from a nursing home in Kisumu made way to the lecturer’s office on the fifth floor of the Varsity Plaza building.

Later, when a security guard was doing rounds, he found the two unconscious, the lecturer on his chair and the lady on the floor with foam coming from their mouths. He alerted the police who took the couple to the Maseno Clinic and after first aid and resuscitation they refused further attention from a better equipped hospital.

The police along with the university though its spokesman say the matter is still under investigations especially after a syringe and unnamed drugs suspected to be what the two injected themselves with were found at the scene.

The Star Defends Its Top Investigative Journalist Against Claims Of Being on Waiguru’s Payroll

The Star newspaper has come out strongly defending the integrity of one of its leading investigative journalists.

The journalist, Mr Kamore Maina published a series of articles exposing the NYS corruption plot. This defense comes after the bombshell affidavit which was released by one Josephine Kaburu claimed the journalist was one of a crew of newsmen under Waiguru’s Payroll who were used to push her agenda through the media and who received a considerable payout.

In an era when leading media houses throw their own under the bus, or leave them to arrange their own defense, the Star instead took a bold step and said it will stand by all stories published and was very much sure their journalist was above the accusations leveled.

The affidavit continues to cause quite a furor given its detail and names it mentions and has turned the NYS saga into a new twisting plot claiming numerous victims in it. Here it the statement from the Star Editor

PRESS STATEMENT

ALLEGATIONS BY JOSEPHINE KABURA

Yesterday, Josephine Kabura, one of the suspects in a court case regarding the alleged theft of Sh791 million from the National Youth Service, filed an affidavit in court.

In her affidavit, among other allegations, Kabura claimed to have met Star journalist Kamore Maina and another journalist at the Runda home of former Cabinet Secretary for Devolution Anne Waiguru.

Waiguru allegedly referred to them as “her media gurus.”

Kabura claimed that Waiguru directed her at the meeting to give Sh10 million to the other journalist (not Kamore) for consultancy services.

We cannot take these accusations lightly as they question the integrity of The Star newspaper and our reporter.

We respond as follows:

It was the Star that first broke the story of the fraudulent dealings at NYS.

Under the headline ‘Central Bank Questions Huge NYS Payments’ on June 18, 2015, the Star launched a series of investigative articles that would eventually lead to the resignationof Waiguru and multiple prosecutions of those involved in the NYS transactions.

Over the last eight months, Kamore wrote many of the Star’s investigative stories on the NYS scandal.

At no time did he seek to protect Waiguru or Kabura from investigations.

Kamore even went to Kabura’s rural home in Murang’a to seek an interview with her parents. Kabura accused him of harassment and in November sent Kamore a lawyer’s letter warning him to desist from writing about her and the NYS transactions.

Kamore insists he has never met the former CS let alone attended a meeting with her.

“I have never been to Anne Waiguru’s home and we have never met face to face. If I stood before her today, she would not even be able to say who I am. I have also not received any money from Waiguru, Kabura or anyone else to kill or water down the NYS or any other story,” he said.

Star Editor Charles Kerich commented: “Kamore kept the news desk appraised every time he was gathering material for the NYS stories

that he wrote and which were published. We always knew whom he was meeting, when and where. That is the hallmark of a trustworthy reporter. It is unbelievable that he could have been so two-faced as to continuously unearth exclusive information on the NYS scandal while simultaneously receiving payments to protect Waiguru and Kabura.”

The Star stands by all the stories it published regarding the NYS payments.

Charles Kerich

Editor

The Star

 

 

 

 

 

 

Three Notorious Female Robbers Nabbed At The Height Of Their Theft Along Koinange Street (Photos)

Women gang terrorizing city residents was yesterday morning busted stealing from their victims at an eatery along Koinange Street.

A gang of middle aged women has been stealing from Nairobi residents at places not many would expect to be robbed.

City restaurants have been a hot spot for thieves who are in search for easy picks. Last December, two Philippine nationals attending 10th WTO Ministerial Conference in Nairobi, were robbed at a city restaurant along Kimathi Street by a gang of women who were caught on camera.

The foreigners lost their mobile phones, laptops among other valuables that they had carried to the restaurant.

Yesterday, a three women gang was caught on camera at Domino’s Pizza along Koinange Street trying to steal customers’ handbags from under the table.

The person monitoring CCTV cameras at the eatery sounded the alarm and security guards sprung into action to arrest the women gang before they slipped.

The three women were paraded and humiliated before being handed to the police. Their photos were widely circulated online.

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Maina Kageni Is Finally Engaged!!!!

After decades of waiting, it has finally happened. Maina Kageni, the undisputed maestro of radio controversy, who keeps listeners biting their nails until the last minute of his breakfast show is now engaged. All those who were chanting ‘Main Utaoa Lini’ can now retreat to a corner and hush.

The Classic 105 presenter personally called me this morning to inform me about the current proceedings in his life. In fact, his recent engagement is something only his closest confidants knew about. He has no intentions of sharing the pictures of his ‘soon-to-be’ wife yet but he’d like to assure everyone that she’s ravishingly beautiful and devastatingly charming. Her hair is like corn silk under an August moon; her lips are as rubies and her teeth, pearls; and her eyes would make Diamond’s bodyguard smile

Of course, like everyone else, I always wondered why Maina Kageni had remained a bachelor for so long. Was it because legal precedent and the feminist court of public opinion have conspired to deprive married men of all power, encouraging women to extract maximum value from them without providing anything in return? So I asked him why he had been wifeless up to his early forties and this is what he had to say

“In as much as I love women. I was afraid. Women are more eager than men to enter marriage, but they are also more eager to leave it — with the kids, the house, and the child support. It won’t be amicable, not after seven years. You will be astonished at how ruthless she will be, how well she knows the law, and how utterly hostile to divorcing fathers the law is. (…..) You don’t understand how bad the divorce courts are, especially to rich people like me. You probably don’t know what “imputed income” is. You think that “joint custody” means “joint custody.” Think again.

Quite possibly you will have to support her while she moves with your kids to a new house in Runda with the guy you hired to be your chauffeur and watch as they enjoy your money. In short, marriage often means turning twenty-five years of your life into smoking wreckage. However, my perception has now changed. I believe marriage is good. I want to settle down and have babies.”.

Maina is lucky to enter this stage in his life after having learned everything that can go wrong in matrimony. He has heard it all.

But is the super radio presenter’s engagement a dream option or is it poisoned chalice? The prospect of millions of fans looking over his shoulder, nit-picking at every potential troubles must daunt him. The world will be watching to see whether his marriage can last. Some jealous souls already feel that his union will fail with a clatter

Maina’s challenge is now to achieve a balance between redrawing himself as a plausible soon-to-be-married man while still retaining the familiar characteristics that make him a critic against men and a representative for women.

Or will he finally retire from radio? All throughout his career, he has managed to evoke senses with deft skill; recreating situations with great brio and managing them with his own more easy-going style rather than a journalistic approach. Is he about to close the curtain on his glorious career? We’ll see. That’s a discussion for the future

Right now let’s just congratulate Maina for setting himself on the pathway to matrimony. Wamama tafadhali mpatieni Bwana Maina shangwe na vigelegele. Musisahau makofi pia. Maina Kageni will be getting married to Maina kageni. That’s right. Maina Kageni loves Maina Kageni and no one else. There’s no other person in the picture. No woman or man. Just Maina Kageni living happily ever after with Maina Kageni. May Maina Kageni and his partner Maina Kageni live happily ever after

 

Note: This is a satire article. Etemesi shall not be held responsible for any feelings caught by the reader.

No More Bromance! BFF Larry Madowo And Boniface Mwangi Clash Over Bien’s Step Mother

NTV’s Larry Madowo has fallen out with one of his best friends, Boniface Mwangi, over a trivial issue involving Nancy Baraza.

Larry Madowo and Boniface Mwangi’s bromance came to light last January when they lost their friend James Quest.

Larry, Boniface and the deceased were part of a group dubbed ‘Mwanaume Ni Kujichocha’ which was all about men’s stuff.

Also Read: Larry Madowo And Boniface Mwangi Bury Their Colleague Who Was Killed On Waiyaki Way Last Week

Anyway, Larry clashed with Boniface a fortnight ago but the former only talked about his beef with the latter today.

Former Deputy Chief Justice, Nancy Baraza, is the reason why the two buddies clashed. Larry found fault with Boniface’s statement following his interview with Ms. Baraza.

Boniface’s tweet rubbed Larry the wrong way prompting him to talk about it on his column on Daily Nation.

“She returned to public scrutiny two Saturdays ago when she sat down with me for a lengthy tell-all interview. As soon as we announced the sit-down, the schadenfreude kicked in.“Baraza speaks three years after she was fired for threatening a guard with a gun and later tried to bribe her is now playing victim,” tweeted activist Boniface Mwangi. That statement is problematic in multiple ways, without even considering the several inaccuracies he is passing off as fact. She was not fired, she resigned and she denied ever threatening Rebeccah Kerubo with a gun, or even attempting to bribe her.” Larry Madowo wrote in part.

Pretty Awesome! This Lady Just Beat Nazizi and Wyre On Their Own Song (Video)

Female singer Phy wowed the Kenyan public last year with her critically acclaimed album Phylosophy late last year.

Well, she is back in the news thanks to her amazing cover of one of Kenyan classic songs done by the then popular group Necessary Noize.  The song Kenyan Boy Kenyan Girl was a chart topper and still remains one of the defining songs at a period when local music was booming.

Given that the original song was done mostly in rap, Phy does her freestyle version singing all the verses and her beautiful voice and poise is something to admire.

Such is her performance the producer of the original song the legendary Tedd Josiah even shared it praising the effort. We can only hope Phy goes on to build her music catalogue and escape the redundancy that seems to engulf every new promising Kenyan acts. Check the video below;

 

So I had a traffic jam session singing Necessary Noize’s Classic ‘Kenyan boy Kenyan Girl’ along to Justin Bieber’s ‘All that matters’ instrumental.

Larry Madowo’s Lawyer and One Of Kenya’s Richest Lawyers Takes shots at Waiguru, Mutahi Ngunyi and Embattled Supreme Court Judge Philip Tonui

Donald Kipkorir popularly known as DBK is undoubtedly one of Kenya’s flamboyant and well respected lawyers. He is quite outspoken too and though he can be poor at TV interviews (as demonstrated by his performance at JKL Live) he is very much adept in his writing.

Given that he is very much visible on social media, much of his views on current issues are to be found on his social pages. Taking a satirical look at the denials put forward by parties embroiled in corruption cases, the lawyer borrows a leaf from Shakespeare’s Julius Cesar to warn of a tricky March ahead.

Here is his canny post he did in which he pikes holes ant the denials of Kidero, Waiguru, Mutahi and Tonui

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Uganda Here We Come! This Is Why NTV’s Larry Madowo And Citizen TV’s Hussein Mohamed Have Pitched Tent In The Neighboring 256 (Photos)

Uganda seems to be the favorite destination for Kenyan journalists; leading media houses are sending their dopest newsmen and women to the 256.

I don’t know why Uganda’s general election is causing such a fuss here in Kenya; I mean Tanzania recently held their general elections and media houses in Kenya didn’t send their top cream journalists to cover it.

But things are different with Uganda’s elections; NTV and Citizen TV have sent their dopest journalist to the 256.

Larry Madowo and Hussein Mohamed are on ground to cover the Ugandan election which will take place tomorrow.

Ugandans are going on polls to decided whether to extend Museveni’s three decade rule or whether to settle on Besigye as the new president (word has it Ugandan presidential election is a two-horse race).

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Larry Madowo flying to Uganda

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Hussein Mohamed asking President Museveni questions at State House Entebbe

Sons Of Prominent Personalities Among Those Shamed As Having Debts At Soho Night Club (Photos)

A leaked list from one of the high end night clubs in Nairobi has seen prominent personalities shamed over the pending bills they have at the club.

If you thought only the average Kenyan has his name in books of debts from the local shop keeper, you will be surprised by the names that make this infamous list.

The club is Soho’s Night club and it is located in Westlands on Parklands road.  The list leaked shows people owing debts from as little as 770 to upwards of over 300, 000. Check the leaked list below

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Among the prominent personalities named are Joe Nyagah referred to in the list as Dudz and George Pozza all who are the late Fidel Odinga’s friends and well known in the night social scene. Others include Jeff Kiboro a son of a prominent tycoon and contractor in Kenya.

The owner of the club has since confirmed the list as authenticate but says it was stolen from document s in his office and has since reported the person, one Kevin Kivuvani who works for SAB Miller to the police and apologized to the clients embarrassed by the action. Here is his post

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However, even as the owner Pili Jhite accuses Kevin Kivuvani, others still think he is the one behind the shaming list since back in November last year he had threatened to out those who leave without paying their bills calling them socialites.

 

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Huddah Monroe Declares Herself Kenya’s Range Rover Ambassador After Doing This To Her Range Rover (Photos)

Just when you thought Huddah Monroe, arguably everyone’s favorite socialite was keeping it low, she comes up with quite an act that has people talking for days.

The petite socialite cum entrepreneur has long shown she s the proud owner of a sleek Ranger Rover. However, despite being seen with it in public, many have accused her of posing. Well, she just proved she is the rightful owner in one move that saw he paint the powerful SUV pink and have her name engraved on it. Here is how an elated Huddah celebrated the customizing work

RANGE ROVERS chose me….. Call me the Range Rover Brand ambassador in Kenya Abeg!!! 

I’m a BRAND!

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