Morning beautiful people? Hope all of you had a fascinating Valentine’s Day! So much happened over the weekend starting with Diamond’s two gigs in Kisumu and Lodwar. The Tanzanian singer is truly the king of East African showbiz; we will be updating you on that later, for now sample some of the hottest stories we have for you this Monday morning:
Month: February 2016
The Cost Of Relevancy! Risper Faith’s Latest Dress Up Has All Her Gigantic Fundamentals Popping Out And He Guava Craving For Freedom For Freedon
Risper Faith has been quiet for sometime ever since her not so successful salvation failed to work wonders in her life.
She at one point seemed destined to be the most boring socialite around as others went for videos, tv shows and toured abroad. Well, at least she is not giving up the fight for relevancy easily,.
She is really as all socialites do, fighting for it with every toe and nail along with every inch of the skin. Even if the skin has to be fully covered, trust them to come up with a way that will make the fabric switch form covering to revealing.
At a recent event, the plus sized socialite put on such a tight fitting and stretching outfit every line of her voluptuous was defined and things threatened to fall apart.
Luckily, the center held even thogh at the cost of revealing quite a cameltoe. Here is the socialite in her outift….
REVEALED! The Amazing Valentines Plans That 10 Kenyan Celebs Have Put In Place For Tomorrow. Watu Wamejipanga Boss!
February 14th is around the corner… Actually,it’s less than 48 hours away. Thus is the day lovers get to share their love for each other and show some really pithy actions in a bid to prove their love to their better halves. A day filled with much romantic excitement, pomp and gleefulness and also the day when restaurants,florists,wine traders and exotic resorts experience booming business tailor made specifically for the lovebirds.
90% of the people reading this have probably made plans. The rest 10% are single. Oh,what a lucky batch! Haha.
I have made plans too. So have you. And yes,even our celebs are still at it…. Cause,surprise,they’re human too and,just like you,they love to be pampered – and to pamper – too.
So,what are the plans our Celebs have for Valentine’s? Where will they go? What will they do? Who will they take out? Oh yes,even how much are they planning to spend? Hmmmm we have the details.
1. Vera Sidika
Reliable sources have informed us that the Reality Show Queen is also a woman of a fragile,little brittle heart and is also capable of falling in love and acting the part. Don’t be fooled by her pugnacious persona on TV,Miss Vee too is a little romantic freak who is planning to spend her Valentines Day in Dubai with an Italian man who has vast businesses in Milan and Malindi too. It should also be remembered that Vera had a scheduled appearance at a club in Mombasa on 13th February but she canceled the plans at the last minute. We’re told that the reason her show was canceled was because her Italian big daddy,a filthy rich owner of there yatchs and restaurants in Dubai called up his girl and told her that he needed to spend the whole weekend with her in Dubai. Well… Vera loves to travel. She also likes them old and rich. And also loves some exclusivity. Mombasa plans canceled. Vera will be flying out later today or early tomorrow morning. Matako ni baraka kweli.
2. Bahati
After having a very rough January and attempting a social media comeback that backfired badly on him,the last thing the Gospel whiner wants is a girl. It should be remembered that around January 12th,Bahati posed a question to his fans asking them whether he was ripe to marry. Yesterday,he even intimated to the fact that he was single yet again and yet Valentines was already here. Not one to be put down,Mtoto wa Mama has decided to spend the Day of Love with his there adopted kids,the three people he won’t stop boringly talking about or obsessing over. Bahati Is planning to fly down his there watotoz to Coastal for a weekend of fun and swimming and mahamri. It’s not yet clear which part of the Coast Bahati will be staying and winding his time away at but there are rumors he’ll be holed up in Diani for the whole weekend of love. With his three kids. Whom he won’t stop…. OK,never mind.
3. Jaguar
What plans does the wealthiest showbiz superstar have for a weekend of Love? Well,sources tell us that Jaguar will be spending the day trying to light up the faces of some kids who are still too young to know what romance is. Jaguar is famously known for his philanthropic overtures and this did not come as a surprise to us at all. The children’s home he’s planning to visit is in Eastlands and Jaguar is said to be planning to provide foodstuffs,flowers,cakes and balloons worth over Ksh. 500,000 to the over 1,000 kids. Awwwww. What is Love….
4. Penis…Ummm Pendo
The Countess of Ratchetness also falls in love too. And this weekend,the Nairobi Diaries star is scheduled to,eeer,fight Ella for Valentines and gossip the events away with Getrude that evening. But before fighting Ella,which is the only thing she seems to know how to do,Pendo will be at some ka-ratchet restaurant along Tom Mboya Street with her Congolese jamaa for some quick mchele ndengu and passion juice. No flowers for Pendo though,we hear. No chocolates either. Bitch is too gangsta for that shit. As for a red dress,fuck it too. Warriors don’t need dresses. They need weapons. We ain’t sure Pendo will be celebrating the day of love with alot of love. We’re sorry if we didn’t mention the amount of sex she’s slatted to receive later on the night. We thought it’s obvious.
5. Larry Madowo
For a man who travels more than he changes a pair of socks,you can be sure that this TV hothead will not be anywhere near the Country come Sunday. But even though Larry is also notoriously single, sources tell us that Larry is planning to take some pretty little girl from Nanyuki to some fancy restaurant in Egypt. Or London. Or Tel Aviv. We’re told that Larry is not yet sure which City to visit and pamper this Nanyuki girl who,we are told,has been driving him crazy. Crazier than a crazy lawsuit from a crazed blogger-cum-scum. Larry is also said to have ordered 5,000 sticks of rose flowers to be placed at the couple’s bed in the hotel suite theyre planning to spend the night in. And just last week, Larry,we are told,ordered a customized Diamond stone to be delivered to the mysterious ka-girl at her workplace along Ngong Road. Awwwww. A brother is in love. It seems….Hopefully,he’ll share an after-dinner selfie with the damsel now,or won’t he? We can only sit and pray.
6. Maina Kageni
Maina has been single for the last 60 years. He’s been soooo single Valentines sounds like Mashujaa Day to him. The radio legend doesn’t have much plans. But he has a plan anyway… To spend the day at his local,with his boys,enjoying some fine whisky,watching a useless match and shouting himself hoarse all afternoon. What a lovely day for a loveless man! Brilliant! Just like his curtains. Haha.
7. Pastor Kanyari
The good pastor’s Valentines plans are as confusing as his legendary sermons. First he had planned to host a Valentine’s Day special women’s sermon at his church on Sunday afternoon. And then he changed the plans and decided that these women would be required to pay Ksh. 1500 per head to attend the special love sermons. The women protested,considering that most of them are broke and single and ugly anyway. Outsmarted, Kanyari decided to throw in a catch ; Ok,fine… The sermon stays on, the charges have been scrapped but you will have to bring along a date who will then register as the church’s newest life member. Again,that flopped. Out of ideas, Bwana Kanyari, the love doctor, finally settled for something more accommodative ;
8. Lupita Nyongo
Two years after breaking up with her Somali boyfriend K’Naan, and her faux relationship with Hollywood heartthrob Jared Leto,Lupita has kept her love life very private. She’s been linked to a host of other Hollywood men but still,she never confirms or denies the rumors. And now,reports reaching the Ghafla desk indicate that Lupita will be spending her Valentines Day at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Los Angeles with Nicholas Hoult,the 25-year old actor who starred as a fanatical warrior in 2015’s “Mad Max: Fury Road.” Nicholas and Lupita are said to have enjoyed a private getaway in Morocco late last year and, according to Media Takeout, the two friends have been enjoying something more than just friendship of late. Lupita is said to have booked reservation for two at the ritzy 5-star hotel and the dashing Nicholas is said to be her date. Nicholas,who lives around Los Angeles too,last week delivered flowers and Italian chocolates to Lupita’s address in what is starting to look like a serious relationship.
9. Nameless and Wahu
Kenya’s empirical Royal Couple has plans too… For a couple that has been together for close to twenty years now,Valentines means alot to them and even though every year they’ve chosen to celebrate the day differently,this year,Baba Tumiso will be surprising his lovely singing wife with a trip to Zanzibar. According to our sources ,the twosome have already left for the Swahili holiday resort and will be there for a whole week celebrating their love and marriage. The lovers, who last week spurred with prudish rapper Octopizzo over some Award,are said to be in full love mode even wearing matching black clothes for the trip to Zanzi. It’s gonna be a fun one, this one. We are sure. Sun, Sand,exotic Culture and Money. It doesn’t get any better.
10. Betty Kyalo /Dennis Okari
Mrs. Okari is still fresh from being hitched. The two lovebirds,who did a stupendous wedding some few moths ago,stirring social media with their beautiful,loved-up photos of their luxurious honeymooning. And now,to celebrate their first Valentine’s Day since they commensurated their Union, Betty and Okari are said to have booked a plush Presidential Suite at the swanky Voyager Hotel at the Coast owned by Uhuru Kenyatta. The lovebirds, who share a beautiful daughter and an adorable marriage,will be using their time at the Coast to look back,assess their relationship,strengthen their love and just indulge with free abandon. Okari is said to have had black roses lined up at the Presidential Suites corridors, ordered to have champagne placed in the rooms,commissioned a special red dress for Betty for the day and organized to have her favorite chocolate to availed to her for the whole stay at the plush property. Love,rocks!
Happy Valentines Folks!
This Is Why Sauti Sol’s Bien And ‘Chips Funga’ Singer Have Been Regularly Flying In And Out Of Nigeria (Photos)
Sauti Sol’s Bien and Anto Neo Soul have frequented Nigeria thanks to the Africa’s most entertaining reality competition, TECNO Own The Stage.
The maiden season of TECNO Own The Stage, Africa’s first televised karaoke competition, started out not with the 15 contestants from Kenya, Nigeria and Tanzania who converged on Lagos for the contest, but with the thousands of would-be contestants who thronged the various audition venues in those three countries for a shot at stardom.
It was thereafter the job of the judges at these audition centres to prune the number to a manageable 15 to contest for the star prize of $25,000, a recording deal, and a brand new TECNO Phantom 5 smartphone.
But if selecting the 15 was a tough task, an even tougher one awaited the three judges selected for the finals in Lagos.
They were Yemi Alade, M.I. Abaga, and Bien-Aimé Baraza. In addition to the judges, there were also the trio of Anto Neo Soul, A.Y. and I.D. Cabasa, who acted as the contestants’ mentors.
And the judges immediately got down to the business of sorting out the wheat from the chaff by eliminating Vickey, a Nigerian, at the end of Episode Two of TECNO Own The Stage.
By the end of Episode Three, another Nigerian, Chime Carl, had also been eliminated. But the trend of Nigerians getting dumped from the show was interrupted in Episode Four when Banye, a Tanzanian, was eliminated from the race.
And in the very next episode, another Tanzanian, Kechu, was sent packing from the show thus leaving the Kenyans with a numerical advantage over their counterparts from Nigeria and Tanzania.
And the numerical advantage the Kenyans enjoyed got even wider at the end of Episode Six as one each from Nigeria and Tanzania – Gazby and Jeff – were eliminated from the show.
The episode was however the first time viewers caught a glimpse of renowned model and television personality, Vimbai Mutinhiri, as the show’s co-host. Up until then, Uti Nwachukwu had been the show’s sole host but the arrival of the Tanzanian beauty injected more vigour into a show that was already taking over the airwaves in Kenya, Nigeria, and Tanzania.
By Episode Seven, which was the Christmas edition of TECNO Own The Stage, the nine contestants left on the show were made to perform Christmas themed songs.But not all performed up to the judges’ expectations and they decided to pull a prank on everyone by announcing that the quartet of Nandy, Yubu, Ramar254 and Mary had been evicted from the show.
It was a pronouncement that was greeted with shock and disbelief by everyone, most notably the remaining five contestants who watched on in disbelief. But moments later, shock turned into tranquil calm after Bien announced that it had all been a prank and that no one was getting evicted, especially as it was Christmas.
But that wasn’t the case by the next episode though as the judges sent Tosin, a Nigerian; Zooccu, a Tanzanian; and Yubu, a Kenyan, packing, thus leaving only six contestants to battle for the $25,000 star prize.
By Episode Nine, another Kenyan, Mary, was shown the exit door. And by the end of Episode 10, yet another Kenyan, Ramar254, made a departure from the show.
But there still remained the Kenyan duo of Sikin and Pascal, as well as the Tanzanian, Nandy, and the Nigerian, Shaapera. And it was these four who went all the way to the Grand Finale, even though Yubu, albeit briefly, was recalled to the show in Episode 12.
So it was a sight to behold on the February 7 date of the Grand Finale as after months of competing against some of Africa’s finest talents, and in front of a huge global audience, Shaapera emerged as the maiden winner of TECNO Own The Stage.
It was a culmination of months of hard work for the Nigerian who finished ahead of Nandy, Pascal and Sikin respectively.
Fans across the continent are now looking forward to Season Two but with that still a couple of months away, they can continue to follow the show on
YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbG37SOg6yfKXnD0byZUkUA),
as well as via the show’s social media accounts on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/Tecno-Own-The-Stage-1620883718194632/),
Twitter (https://twitter.com/tecnoowndstage)
and Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/tecnoownthestage/).
Pacal, Sikin, Nandy and Shaapera all progressed to the Grand Finale.
Ramar254 was eliminated in Episode 10.
Shaapera emerged victorious at the end of Season One.
Shaapera emerged victorious at the Grand Finale.
Tosin was eliminated in Episode 8.
Yubu made a brief return in Episode 12 … rom progressing to the Grand Finale.
Bien, Yemi and M.I. were the show’s judges.
Diamond Accorded Presidential-Like Treat As He Touches Down In Kisumu In Company Of His Wife And Daughter (Photos)
Diamond Platnumz has finally touched town in the Lakeside City of Kisumu ahead of his concert tomorrow!
Chibu Dangote is in Kenya for two gigs this weekend; one in Kisumu City this coming Saturday and the other one in Turkana County on Sunday.
The ‘Nana’ hit maker will be performing at Simba Club Kisumu alongside Kenyan rappers; Octopizzo and Khaligraph Jones.
He will then fly to Northern Kenya where he will perform at Marble Club and VIP Lounge in Lodwar on Valentine’s Day.
Diamond is spending the night at Kisumu’s finest hotel, Acacia Premier Hotel, which is run by the same management as Kempinski Villa Rosa in Nairobi.
The entire hotel staff was eager waiting for Diamond and his family to arrive. Upon arrival, Chibu was accord a warm reception before being ushered to his presidential ensuite.
Photo Credit: Jarunda
Why KOT Have Launched A Vicious Attack On Lillian Muli, Hussein Mohammed, Maina Kageni,Linda Nyangweso, Julie Gichuru,Larry Madowo And Other Top Journalists
I know many of you are wondering what the #NyakundiMutokoFund is.
Well it’s a hashtag instigated by resident rabble–rouser Cyprian Nayakundi as a way of naming and shaming Kenya’s favorite journalist.
” Nominate your most mediocre Journalist using #NyakundiMutokoFund . Then a poll of five journos will be conducted in a week .Nominate your most mediocre journalist using #NyakundiMutokoFund with a brief description of their most mediocre work.I would urge other stakeholders who are equally disturbed by the appalling media standards in Kenya to perhaps chip in #NyakundiMutokoFund.” Nyakundi wrote.
The ones who will win get 10,000 Kshs from Nyakundi and the other 10,000 shillings from the amount Caroline Mutoko had given Cyprian Nyakundi.
No one has been spared from the online assault on journalists, not Maina Kageni,Hussein Mohammed or even poor Betty Kyallo, imagine!Who hates on Betty Kyallo surely?
Even Ghafla has been scolded for ‘promoting whoredome’.
Check out more of the ‘nominees’ in the angry tweets below:
The Trend’s Panelist Njambi Koikai Wheeled into Surgery after Her Lung Collapses (PHOTO)
Njambi Koikai is no stranger to the showbiz scene as she has worked for KBC and even hosted Q FM’s afternoon reggae show, MaAfte na Mwafreeka na Njambi.
You might have also spotted her on the Trend as the fiery beautiful panelist. Sadly this lovely panelist revealed that she is battling a serious case of Pneumothorax which is a situation where gas accumulates in the cavity between the lungs and the chest wall, causing the lung to collapse.
Njambi’s right lung has collapsed partially and she had to be taken into surgery before the situation escalated three days ago.
After the surgery Njoki can now sit up and move around her room but she is still in great pain because she has a tube inserted in her lungs and connected to a bottle.
Njambi took to social media and narrated her ordeal by writing “So after three days i can sit up and move slowly around my room. It is extremely painful as i have a tube inserted into my lungs then to a bottle that restricts my movement. Jana was really painful…I cried…I wailed and if you reminded me of my strength I’d look at you in disbelief. There’s a painkiller called pethidine…it is lethal…they gave me that jana and I knew I was gone. Throughout the surgery I kept screaming and wailing that God is with me and I have purpose to fulfill His mission and vision. Take a minute to thank God for good health. That’s all that matters! My grandma is holding firm even though we chose not to tell her of my sickness this time round due to her illness. Just thank God for your life…all these things we are chasing are nothing when you are confined to a hospital bed. You cannot feed yourself…they have to sponge bath you..Literally change your sleeping positions…do not complain…see me? Have a healthy day devoid of any sickness or illness…much love to all of you.”
Photo Credit: Njambi Koikai /Evans Ogeto
May she get well soon.
Revealed: This is Where Maina Kageni will be Spending his Valentines….Utakufa na Wivu #MKRTT
Only one day before the biggest day of the month is finally here with us. I surely can’t wait but I doubt if it’s the case for some people I know. For girls especially, I bet it’s going to be a tough weekend when all their girlfriends with flaunting their boyfriends, the pricey gifts they got them and the exotic places they got them.
But all that is nothing compared to how and where Maina and co. will be spending their valentines. If this isn’t the ultimate dream package, then I don’t know what is. I’m talking about luxury, comfort and pure opulence somewhere in the confines of Naivasha.
The place in question is Kongoni Lodge which is located 110 km from Kenya’s capital city Nairobi and 27km from the turn-off to Moi South Lake Road is Naivasha Kongoni Lodge. This private getaway is as rare and impressive as the name after which it is named (Kongoni is the Swahili name for Hartebeest). Crafted from simple bush stone, local acacia, Leleshwa and Olive woods with a beautiful thatched Makuti roof.
It further overlooks Lake Oloiden and Lake Naivasha, only a few minutes away from Hell’s gate national Park, secluded on 30 acres of private land, it is close to Crescent Island Game Sanctuary, 30 to 40 minutes away from the Great Rift Valley Golf course and 20 minutes away from Mt. Longonot National Park.
Now before that sinks in, here is what Maina and basically everyone who will be part of the Maina kageni road trip tour will experience from the 12th to 14th of February.
For Ksh 40,000 for couples, you get an all inclusive Love of Wine weekend package and full board package meal. Not to fret if you are single though, there is also something for you. At Ksh 30,000, all inclusive Love of Wine weekend package and a full board meal plan.
Just to cut the story short, this is how Maina will be spending his weekend with you if you would like to join him:
Day 1 – Friday 12th Feb 2016
1500H – Late
Expected arrivals and check-in for valentine’s guests at
1830H – 1900H
Mingle and meet other guests and the wine experts during a pre-dinner cocktail at pool deck
1900H – 2100H
Dinner served at the main restaurant and pool side with paired wines and selection of soft music, jikos and bonfire.
Guests retire at their own leisure.
Day 2 – Saturday 13th Feb 2016
0700H – 1000H
Breakfast served at the pool deck and main restaurant.
1100H – 1200H
An enjoyable session to learn how to cook with wine conducted by Chef Richard Langat.
1230H – 1400H
Enjoy our signature cocktail and lazy lunch.
1400H – 1700H
Enjoy boat ride, have some nature walk, visit to Aquila flower farm or play indoor games / shoot pool/treasure hunt for wines
1800H – 1900H
Enjoy our (sip and guess game) guests will learn fun facts about wine.
1900H – 2200H
Guests are seated for the five course-fine dining experience. The evening will be guided by our wine Sommelier. In between courses guests will have an opportunity to gain deeper understanding of varieties of grapes, the regions they are grown and the suggested pairings. This is aimed to demystify the world of wines and get you on good grounding to ensure you build on your wine knowledge.
Following the wine discussion on the courses will be served and guests can retire at their own leisure.
Day 3 – Sunday 14th Feb 2016
0700H – 1000H
Champagne breakfast served at the restaurant
1230H – 1400H
BBQ lunch served pool side.
1400H – 1600H
Being Valentine’s Day a late Check option will be available, all within reason.
Come and share your love of wine with us!
But let’s say you are an outdoor person and you like the camping setting, there is also something like you and it looks a little like this:
KES 5,999.00 – The Couple’s Offer
- A Quad Tent for Two People with High Density Mattress and beddings
- Meal Plan: Full Board
- A bottle of San Valentin (red or white)
- A 20 Minute Boat Ride
- A Rose
KES 7,999.00 – The Camper’s Offer
- A Kizingo Tent for Two People with Beds, beddings, Two Camping Chairs outside to watch the moonlight
- Meal Plan: Full Board
- A bottle of San Valentin (red or white)
- 20 Minute Boat Ride
- A Rose
KES 9,999.00 – The Group Offer
- A Kizingo Tent for Four People with Beds, beddings
- Full Board Meals
- A bottle of San Valentin (red or white)
- 20 Min Bo
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KTN’s Tukuza Host Anthony Ndiema Resigns And His Position Is Immediately Advertised On Local Dailies (Photos)
Celebrated Radio Maisha turned Tukuza show host, Anthony Ndiema, has quit his former job!
Some 5 months ago, Anthony Ndiema was the one bidding goodbye to his co-hosts DJ Krowbar and Kendi Ashitiva, who were laid off during Standard Group’s massive retrenchment.
Reports reaching the Ghafla! desk indicate Mr. Ndiema has resigned from his post on Radio Maisha. Anthony’s show usually airs in unison with Tukuza on Sundays.
Ndiema On Radio Maisha
It’s not clear whether Ndiema will still host Tukuza and the reason for his resignation is also a mystery though word has it he was shown the door.
Radio Maisha immediately advertised Ndiema’s position on local dailies following his resignation. See the advert below:
Lesbian Love Triangle: Upcoming Socialite Pushes Vanessa Chettle back to her Lane…Makes it Clear That Noti Flow is Hers
Sassy socialite Vanessa Chettle recently shared a few photos in bed with none other than naughty Noti Flow.
It is alleged that the two self-confessed bisexuals enjoyed a steamy night in the sack.
Vanessa and Noti Flow
After Noti Flow enjoyed Vanessa’s body thoroughly, she jumped into the sack with another hottie, a girl by the name Soila Cole. Whose claws came out after Vanessa flirted with her new beau.
Noti Flow and Soila Cole
” Baby what did you say you want for Valentines?” Vanessa wrote to Noti Flow.
To which Noti replied “All I want is you babe” before Soila barged into the conversation to mark her territory by telling Vanessa “She is mine now though.”
Clearly entertained by the conversation a fan by the name raeynittah wrote “Hahahahahaha I never comment on post.. But this made my day…. Who belongs to who and who wants who lol…. The picture is dope though… N both of you always make my day… Y’all amazing.”
5 Luo Babes With The Most Titillating Extra Ordinary Big Buttocks And Killer Hips. Sura Wachia Kikuyu (Photos+Video)
Ladies from the lake region are ‘over blessed’ with majestic behinds to make you wonder whether fish has something to do with it!
Photos in the gallery below show the top 5 Luo babes with ‘frustrating’ butt and hips:
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Watch T Jey (Kisumu socialite) Flaunt Her Moneymaker In The Video Below:
Huddah Monroe Treats Fan To A Sensual Dance Grinding Her Ass On Him
Huddah Monroe, everyone’s favorite socialite is a lady many men would wish to be at close quarters with,and more importantly, get a feel of her body.
The lady who has seen the likes of Prezzo and Mustapha lust after her and still reminisce about it, sure knows how to drive men crazy as one fan found out. At an event recently she whined and rubbed her pretty ass next to the lucky man he even lost balance at one point. Check the video below to see what he experienced.
Are You Gay? Would You Marry Njoki Chege? Which Car Do You Drive? … Online Frenzy As Larry Madowo Decides To Answer ALL Questions Asked About Him
#AskLarry is currently the hottest topic on Twitter. Larry Madowo is busy answering all questions asked about him.
Larry answered most questions asked about him but not all:
@Smogeric: #AskLarry will ever be a reward to some of the most loyal fans like myself who wait until you say, ‘thanks to Tony Airo, my producer, etc?’
Larry Madowo: Yes. Some great things coming up this year. And thank you #AskLarry
@SheilaJerotich: @LarryMadowo #AskLarry How long did you have to wait to get your first job?
Larry Madowo: I was freelancing since I was 18, got my first full time job on TV at 20 #AskLarry
@shelieKK: @LarryMadowo what car do you drive
Larry Madowo: Not brand dropping but I’m just interested in getting around. I also use public transport, Uber and cabs #AskLarry
@KimGuy_Manroy: @LarryMadowo Do you really believe in the saying *Akili ni Nywele?*??? #AskLarry
Larry Madowo: Yes. That’s why I’m so dumb because I don’t have hair #AskLarry
@sadopi254: #AskLarry what motivates you sir?? Nimotivate adi mm bana..
Larry Madowo: The desire to try to be better than I was yesterday. And nice things. I like nice things #AskLarry
@i_am_nguji: @LarryMadowo Are you a religious person now? #AskLarry
Larry Madowo: Very much so. I’m a Jesus freak #AskLarry
@dencolb: #AskLarry who is your best friend
Larry Madowo: Some crazy dude we joineed campus on the same day with #AskLarry
@amnoAverageJoe: @LarryMadowo while starting out your career, how hard was is it to get an internship at nation media.
Larry Madowo: I applied for an internship at KTN but they offered me a job after 3 interviews #AskLarry
@neil_sawn: @LarryMadowo what would you be in another life if you were not a journalist #AskLarry
Larry Madowo: Software programmer perhaps #AskLarry
@Muhahami: #AskLarry Are you afraid of bloggers? especially Nyakundi and his bots?
Larry Madowo: I’m no longer a slave to fear, I am a child of God #AskLarry
@AloyceMpandana1: If someone wants to be print media journalist what you will advise him #AskLarry
Larry Madowo: Go for it. It’s an exciting job but there aren’t enough good writers around #AskLarry
@Ajaez_III: Did you always want to be journalist growing up? #AskLarry
Larry Madowo: I wanted to be a lawyer #AskLarry
@ustadhndiaga: #AskLarry I have 30 teeth, how many do you have?
Larry Madowo: Like 132 #AskLarry
@LydiaAsena: #AskLarry do you sometimes think how it would be if your parents were here to see you today esp having achieved so much at an early age?
Larry Madowo: I hope they’d be proud. I was speaking to a friend about grief recently and that came up #AskLarry
@fayazone: #AskLarry @LarryMadowo how many pairs of those weird but classy, dope socks do you have?
Larry Madowo: Over 50. And I’m constantly buying more #AskLarry
@RaiyaMkenya: @LarryMadowo what’s your take on politics? Would you venture into the field? #askLarry
Larry Madowo: Unlikely. Very unlikely #AskLarry
@read_my_tweet_: @LarryMadowo after the davido drama kwa show,… Has he ever contacted you back to say you made him look badcuriosity #asklarry
Larry Madowo: He follows me on Twitter. Does that count? #AskLarry
@Amos_Makokha: @LarryMadowo Is it true that you were yearning to be a priest at one point in your life? #AskLarry
Larry Madowo: Yup. Check timeline for video reply #AskLarry
@Cindyachieng: Were you an A student in school? #AskLarry
Larry Madowo: Nope. More like a B student with potential and not enough focus #AskLarry
@Don_muhoro: @LarryMadowo how many countries have you visited around the globe #AskLarry
Larry Madowo: 15 last year alone (UK & SA 3x & US 2x) but still not enough. Life isn’t meant to be lived in one place #AskLarry
@Salomelugard: #AskLarry @LarryMadowo How old are you?
Larry Madowo: 28 #AskLarry
@martin_chomba: @LarryMadowo If a random stranger sent you a book, would you read it? #AskLarry
Larry Madowo: Absolutely! I read from a book every night before I sleep #AskLarry
Critical questions asked that Larry Madowo didn’t answer:
@ItsDzombo: Are you gay!? #AskLarry
@AllanOchupe: #AskLarry When are you planning to get married? @LarryMadowo
@WanjalaMaxwell: #AskLarry must you be stacking everyone to vent out your frustrations ya kukataliwa na Vicky Rubadiri!!!
@_AlfredJackson_: Would you marry Njoki Chege, or will you or shall you marry her not?? #AskLarry
@JonesWiz: @LarryMadowo if u were locked in a room with Raila, @C_NyaKundiH n Uhuru n had a gun with only 2 bullets. Who would u shoot twice? #AskLarry
6 Photos That Prove That Churchill Show Comedian ‘David the Student’ Is the Best Dressed Celebrity in Town
‘A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men’.
I don’t know who came up with that quote but this quote rings a 100% true when it comes to a sharp dressed man .Yes, jeans and a t-shirt can be attractive but a well-groomed man in well tailored-suit accompanied by stylish shoes is every woman’s kryptonite.
When a man dresses up in a nice suit coupled with a demure woody-cologne, it stirs up feral desires that women have kept so well hidden. And David the student seems to know what suits do to a woman. Maybe that is why he is always in custom-made suits that hug his body perfectly.
Check out these photos that prove that David the student is the best dressed man in comedy:
Gospel Artistes Stole My Trophies” Top Producer Jacky B Accuses Gospel Artistes Of Stealing His Awards
Celebrated Gospel producer Jacky B has been left wondering at the manners of certain gospel artistes he has worked with. The award winning producer is crying foul after his awards which he has amassed over the years were stolen from one of his studios which is situated at his house.
Given that he only works with gospel artists, the producer is suspecting some of them may have made off with the treasured gongs. A clearly fazed and hurt Jacky B was left wondering of the intention for the theft while also finding it hard to conduct a follow up since it will only achieve creating poor relations with the artists. Speaking rather hurtfully, he said’
“I only record with gospel artistes. No other person stays with me, so it baffles me why they had to do it: are they going to boast to their friends that they won the awards? Mark you, they are not producers; so I wonder are they going to peel the title and put theirs? You know guys are very hungry for the awards!”
Etemesi’s Tales | Kisses In Kisumu
It’s July 2015 at 11pm on a Wednesday night. I’ve just landed at JKIA from Rwanda where I had been invited to give a speech about blogging at the University of Kigali. My friend Chris was supposed to pick me up but he has just called me to inform me that his car has had an engine malfunction along the way. He is working on fixing it but it’s going to take some time. Given that I’m tired and can’t wait that long, I opt for a taxi.
As I am walking out of the terminal, a svelte, beautifully groomed white woman catches her purse on a turnstile and upends it, spilling a deluge of money. Coins rain on the marble floor and roll merrily away. People dodge the chaos and keep going as if they didn’t see what happened. I wince in sympathy and crouch to help the woman collect her money, as does one of the guards
Unfortunately, the woman doesn’t even say ’thank you’. She just walsk away as soon as she has all her money back in her purse. Like it was our duty to help her. What an ungrateful bish.
As I get up and take a step back, I trip and fall. Aaah..what kind of shit is this now? . My elbows throb from the violent contact with the marble floor, but I scarcely register the pain. I am too preoccupied with staring, riveted by the new woman now standing in front of me. Her Inky black hair frames a breathtaking face. Her bone structure would make a sculptor weep with joy, while a firmly etched mouth, a blade of a nose, and intensely dark eyes make her savagely gorgeous. She looks a bit older, probably in her early thirties but still more stunning than most women my age.
‘‘Sorry, are you hurt?” she asks as she puts her bags down. Her voice is cultured and smooth, with a rasp that makes my stomach flutter. The kind of voice that brings sex to mind. Extraordinary sex. I think for a moment that she might be able to make me immobile just by talking long enough.
She then extends a soft hand to help back to my feet.
“I am okay” I say with a shaky inhalation as I place my hand on hers. My pulse leaps when her grip tightens. Her touch is electric, sending a shock up my arm that raises the hairs on my nape.
I feel drawn to her, as if a rope is binding my waist and she is slowly, inexorably puling it. Blinking out of my semi-daze, I study her further. She isn’t just beautiful; she is…enthralling. She has the kind of breasts that make a man want to rip her shirt open and watch the buttons scatter along a room. I look at her in her civilized, urbane, outrageously expensive female suit and think of raw, primal, sheet-clawing fucking.
The first rule of pickup is that when you are extremely smitten by a woman, you should always say something. Anything. Or else you’ll feel like punching yourself after she leaves. So I ask
“Are you heading to town? Rafiki yangu alikua anipick but gari yake imeharibika kwa njia”
“Oh sure…come I’ll drop you. My driver is waiting for me. Hurry up”
I accompany her to the parking lot where a brand new Toyota Land Cruiser is waiting. We get in and speed off to town.
While on our way, she says nothing. I don’t say anything either because I can’t hit on her in front of her driver. Maybe he’s her husband’s snitch. Maybe he’s even smashing her. Who knows?
After arriving in town, I thank the lady for the ride then go on to board a taxi.
Upon arriving home, I go straight to bed, disappointed that I didn’t get her number but rather proud of my career achievements. I had never imagined I’d be giving a speech at a foreign university. Awesome.
In the morning, I am woken up by a call
“Hello, I am Miss Oduor, the lady who dropped you off in town yesternight. You dropped your wallet and passport in my car.”
Damn..i hadn’t even realized my wallet was missing because I rarely keep money in it. I just keep business cards and IDs. I prefer keeping money in secure pocket compartments
“Thank you very much Miss Oduor, you are very kind. When can I come for my valuables?”
“Unfortunately I am on my way to Kisumu. I left Nairobi at 5 in the morning. I just discovered your valuables in my car right now. Are you coming to Kisumu anytime soon? I can give it to you then. I’ve also seen on your cards that you are an influential writer by the way. I think I we can do business together. I am the CEO of a housing corporation and we need a good writer to do some of our online content.”
I have no plans of going to Kisumu any time soon but the allure of getting to meet this lady again and working with her is too tempting to discard. After all, I have lots of pals there so why not? I tell her I’ll be in Kisumu the following day (Friday).
On Friday morning, I board a flight to Kisumu and arrive at around at midday. Upon reaching town I call Miss Oduor but she says she is in a meeting and will only be able to meet me at 2. So I head to United Mall to buy some stuff in order to pass time.
At 2pm, she calls me and offers to buy me lunch in one of Kisumu’s cool restaurants. We eat fish and talk about our personal lives as well as business. It’s during this time that I get to know that she is a single mother of two daughters. Her husband divorced her. I can tell she likes me by the way she speaks to me. But I don’t want to make a move in case I jeopardize the business aspect of things. Real men adhere to a saying, And that saying is “Money over bitches.” Don’t ever put your quest for women before your quest for money.
I play cool and in the afternoon, we go to her office and sign a contract. In the evening, I hit up Kola, one of my Kisumu buddies so that we go partying.
Kola shows up in a Mitsubishi with two girls who happen to be Maseno chics. They all get out to greet me
“Huyu ni beshte yangu anaitwa Philo” he tells the girls. “Usimuone ametulia hivi. Ni writer mkali sana. Yeye huandikia Ghafla. “
Kola is always great at hyping people. He can make a third party think that you are the best human being alive
“Oh Gosh…kumbe ni wewe.”, the girls coo towards me with sudden interest. “Tunapenda story zako.” The short one adds.
I realize that I like her more than the taller skinnier one, though she’s pretty too. I just hope she isn’t Kola’s love interest.
“Thanks” I tell her, before throwing in a compliment.”And I like your hair by the way”
She blushes, but then Kola grabs her by the waist.
‘Usikatie dem yangu wewe.” He says jokingly. He is not offended. He is never offended by anything. He just understands that I am lethal.
My mild fears have now been confirmed. The short chic is Kola’s new girl. I guess I’ll have to settle for the second one. No problem. Sometimes you just have to work with what you have.
We get back in the car and go to a nyama choma joint to fill up our tummies first before hitting the clubs
While there, the taller girl begins showing interest in me
“So hizo tales wewe huandika ni ukweli?” the tall chic begins her inquiries into my work
“Eeeh…naeza andika ya mimi na wewe pia” I say whil putting on a serious face and staring her straight into the eyes
She doesn’t see that coming. She is shocked and amused at how bold I am. As she figures out what to say, I grab a piece of meat and place it between her lips slowly.
My buddy Kola stares at me with that ‘wow’ look.
This is called the rapid invasion move. You simply conquer a girl with quick romantic gestures before her brain gets to process what’s happening.
The chic is now blushing endlessly. Under the table, I grab her arm and slowly run my fingers from her elbow to her wrist. She is now wobbly I become highly conscious of how good she smells. I breath her in and savor the scent while watching her eat.
After finishing our meals, she grabs my hand and refuses to let go. I have conquered her through three main steps. 1) Assuming to not be interested in her by hitting on her friend first. This caused her to yearn for the same attention her friend had gotten. 2.) Throwing sexual innuendos at her out of the blue by suggesting we have sex then I write about it. 3.) Feeding her. Ladies like being fed
What remains is to make her drop her pants
When we hit the clubs, it’s all fun. We maneuver the dancefloor where I keep touching her and rubbing my body on hers to make sure she gets extremely wet. All this time, I haven’t even asked her name yet.
At around 3am, we leave and head for Kola’s two bedroom house. Kola offers us the other bedroom to sleep in before going to his own with his girl
I grab the tall girl’s arm and cheekily inform her that I’ll sleep on the couch and leave the bed to her
That’s a calculated move. There is no way she’d let me get away from her. She grabs my waist and the next thing I know, her mouth is on mine, kissing me fiercely. The contact of her lips is electric, sending heat pouring through me, We rush into the bedroom and close the door,
I suck on her tongue as I slide my hand over her back. The prod of my erection is now on her hip and she’s feeling it. She runs her hands down my chest through my t-shirt, feeling the unforgiving hardness of my muscles. Her fingers trace the ridges of my abdomen, her mind possibly forming a picture of how i might look naked. Her breath hisses between clenched teeth.
Her scent is richer now that she’s aroused.
.She reaches for the fly of my slacks, freeing the two buttons to access the concealed zipper.
“I need this,” she whispers against my lips. “Give me this.” She is super horny now. She resumes to kissing me ferociously.
She squeezes me gently, her touch deliberately tender as she sizes my manhood with her hands. I am so hard, like the crying stone of Kakamega, and hot. She slides both of her fists up my length from root to tip. I grip her thighs, my hands sliding upward beneath the edges of her skirt until my thumbs find the red lace of her panty.
“You are so wet,” i murmur into my mouth. “I want to spread you out and lick you till you beg me to shag you”
“Naeza beg hata sai ka unataka. Niko so horny..” She pleads.
She then strokes me with one hand and reaches for her clutch with the other, snapping it open to grab a condom. One of my thumbs slides beneath the edge of her panties, the pad sliding through the slickness of her desire.
I push my thumb inside her, making her clench helplessly around me. She rips the condom packet open with her teeth and holds it out to me with the ring of the condom protruding from the tear. I roll the condom on deftly. Despite the fact that none of us is fully undressed
I carry her and go sit on the table nearby as she’s on top of me. Setting her hands on my shoulders for balance, she lifts onto her knees, rising to gain the height she needs to hover over the crown of my thick cock. I hear a snap as I try to take her panties off. I’ve torn them a little but she doesn’t seem to mind. The abrupt sound and the violent action behind it spurs her desire to a fever pitch.
The scent of our lust is heavy and humid in the air, a seductive mix of need and pheromones that awakens every cell in our bodies. Her skin is flushing and tingling, her breasts heavy and tender.
“Fuck…you are tight,” i gasp as she lowers onto me, my hands flexing restlessly on her thighs. This is when I truly realize how amazing she is.
My phone suddenly rings. It’s Miss Oduor
My father taught me to never ignore business calls so I go ahead and pick it while I’m still deep inside my tall shagmate,
“Hey….i know this sounds crazy but I’ve been drinking alone in the house and I just started thinking about you. I had a fun time with you today and I miss you so much already. Where are you? I can come pick you up. I am lonely. I need some company.”
My heart beats rapidly. The tall chic stares at me with cartoon eyes. She has heard what I’ve just been told. Miss Oduor is waiting for me to answer. What will I do?
To be continued (Part 2 Coming Next Friday)
‘Call Me Baba Natasha.’ Churchill Show Comedian Njoro Introduces His Gorgeous Newborn
“How did this one slip through the cracks?” is the question on many people’s minds in regards to Njoro becoming a dad.
How Njoro managed to escape media attention after the birth of his daughter Natasha remains a mystery to many but it’s no secret that he fathered quite a beauty.
The comedian who is known for his Kiambu jokes about his father, became a dad about a fortnight ago and he recently introduced his daughter simply as ‘Baby Natasha’
Pesa Ni Sabuni: Meet DJ Mo Before He Became Famous and Married Size 8 (Photo)
DJ MO is known as one of the best dressed most successful men in the Gospel industry but it looks as if he started out a little rough around the edges.
Here is DJ Mo in 2010 alongside DJ Dolls during the hotly contested Pilsner Mfalme DJ competition, which saw Dj Joe Mfalme crowned as the undisputed winner.
Despite not winning the competition, DJ Mo has enjoyed a successful career as a DJ .He is part of System Unit and works alongside DJ Mfalme as a Gospel DJ at Capital F.M.
Valentine Fever: Man Goes To Extreme Lengths to Get ‘Matilda’ Of Real Househelps of Kawangware to Go On a Valentines’ Date with Him
It seems this year the Valentine’s fever has kicked in early struck with some people afraid of celebrating the 14th alone.
But this man is not about to join the team forever alone bandwagon as he is seeking your help so that he can take the beautiful Matilda on a date.
He hopes that after200 retweets he will be able to go out on a date with the beautiful actress who has caught the country by storm.
Amos Of The Famed Amos & Josh Duo Becomes A Bad Boy (Photos)
Former Tusker Project Fame 6 (TPF) sensation duo is going through radical change, especially that brown one!
Amos and Josh failed to win TPF 6 but have since established a name for themselves as one of the finest brands in the music scene.
The duo boast of hits like ‘Nerea’ (were featured by Sauti Sol), ‘Baadaye’ featuring Rabbit Kaka Sungura and others.
The light skin chap, Amos, is readjusting to showbiz’s demands; the sensational singer was caught spotting a whole new bad boy look.
Amos has dyed his grown hair brown. But blonde is not the only change the young fella has embraced, he also has glittering studs.
‘ Bibi Yako Anamangwa Sana Nje Vile Tu Wewe Unamangana’ Mike Sonko Claps Back At ‘Fan’ Who Accused Sonko’s Wife Of Cheating
Mike Sonko has never been one to be demure about his feelings and is known to be a straight shooter.
But many of us were taken aback by his response to an online troll who told him that he had spotted his wife with another man.
Some men might have been insecure about such a statement, but Sonko was not one of them and his response to the troll was quite cheeky.
Check it out below:
Moto Kama Jehanamu ! Prezzo’s Ex Shuts down Social Media with Her Sexiness. I Can’t Believe Prezzo Let This One Go (Photos)
When Prezzo introduced his young girlfriend to the world, many found her fetching but were very skeptical about the relationship considering Prezzo’s unsavory reputation as King Mswati.
But after the two celebrated their first anniversary together, many were sure that Mr. Mswati has become Mr. Settling Down. That was until he outrageously flirted with Betty Kyallo and denounced Michelle on live TV.
Prezzo and Michelle during Happier Times
Despite the humiliation, Michelle seems to have picked up the pieces and moved forward. She also seems to have actually gotten hotter after the break-up.
Check out the sizzling photos that have had Team Mafisi hitting the like button fervently next:
Image Credit:unbeweavable_hair_kenya/ Michelle Oyola
“I Date Better Women Than You, Your Women Run Away From You and Leave You with the Kids ” Top Tanzania Star Ommy Dimpoz Puts Nay Wa Mitego To his Lane
It seems that the celebrity hood in Tanzania has decided it will no longer embrace the peaceful virtues the country is famous off.
Every new day brings a new exchange of words and bile. This time now the participants are a bit different from the usual suspects of Wema and Zari. Instead, it is Nay wa Mitego who is on the receiving end of rather scathing and personal attacks from Ommy Dimpoz.
This follows Nay wa Mitego’s song in which he called out a number of big artists and some like Ommy Dimpoz have decided to reply. However, Ommy Dimpoz did not take it to the a song instead went ham and personal questioning the ability of Nay to keep wives, his validity as the biological father of the children he is raising.
He even did a Tupac on Nay telling him that he already had an intimate relationship with one of the ladies Nay later had. Basically this was as personal as it gets and meant to emasculate him. Talk about putting some one in his place. Nay sure has to respond better or forver remain buried. The beef season continues.
Here is Ommy Dimpoz post;
Barua ya wazi kwa Neema wa Mitego kwanza pole kwa Malezi ya Watoto ambao mama zao wamekukimbia, hakuna Mwanamke ambae anaweza kuishi na mwanaume mwenye tabia za kike kama zako
Valentine’s Madness: Soupy Nairobi Babe Shows Her Fundamentals Just To Get A Man For A Date. She Even Shared Her Phone Number (Photos)
Valentine’s Day is such a big deal for ladies! With less than 48 hours to go, some ladies are in desperate search for a partner for the February 14th event!!
Lovey doveys say Valentine is the day of nothing but refined romance, but for Gs’ Sunday will be just a day like any other!
Unattached ladies are in a rush to secure a partner for Valentine ’s Day. A fleshy Nairobi mommy has gone a notch higher to search for that romantic man on social media.
A chick only known as Miss Thickkk has shared her phone online in a bid to get the man who would be her date on Sunday.
And just to prove the lucky man wouldn’t be getting a raw deal, the chick flaunted her fleshy body for everyone to see.
Si kabaya ata hivyo! That makes you wonder why she has no boyfriend of her own to mount a search online.
Pesa Inasumbua Watu! This Super Rich Luo Man Is A Pain In The Neck On Social Media. See What He’s Doing (Photos)
He caused upheaval on social media with ostentatious display of what many only dream of!
With 18 months left to the next general elections, a rich man devised an ingenious plan to have Kenyans register as voters.
The wealthy man who’s rooting for Cord leader Raila Odinga in the forthcoming 2017 polls, replaced his vehicles’ registration number with customized plates.
He custom plated his Range Rover with ‘VOTE RAILA’ while his Nissan had plates written ‘REGISTER TO VOTE FOR RAILA’.
KRA charges rich folks Kes 1 million to have their vehicles numbers plates written with whatever words they so wish.
So the rich man who’s causing disturbance on social media probably spent Kes 2 million for the customized number plates.
Bien Of Sauti Sol Finally Talks About His Step Mother Ex Deputy Chief Justice Nancy Baraza
Many were swept off their feet by news that former Deputy Chief Justice Nancy Baraza was Bien Aime Baraza’s mother. Bien has since come forth to shed more light on his mother.
Bien is among the few celebrities who dominated headlines this week. Thanks to Larry Madowo’s interview with Ms. Baraza, Bien wagged on people’s tongues.
The former embattled Deputy CJ told Larry Madowo Sauti Sol’s Bien was his son.
Bien talked about his step mother in an interview he had with Heads Up. He shed light on how Ms. Baraza’s scandal affected him.
Bien revealed his step mother’s showdown with the female guard at Village Market didn’t affect him revealing he had his own legacy to make.
He however made it clear he’s in good terms with Ms. Nancy Baraza.
Credit: Heads Up
KOT Now Intervenes In Larry Madowo/Nyakundi Standoff
Thou shalt forgive thy neighbor! KOT has cited the eleventh commandment to intervene on the case of Larry Madowo and Cyprian Nyakundi!
Nyaks/Madowo beef took a different twist when the former filed a lawsuit against the latter taking their battle to a whole new ground.
Realizing Nyakundi was determined to ‘sink’ him, Madowo sought the services of renowned lawyer to represent him in court.
But Kenyans on Twitter (KOT) don’t want Madowo and Nyakundi to be fighting in the corridors of justice.
The war is much entertaining when it’s fought on social media, twitter, Facebook etc. It’s for this reason that #NyakundiForgiveMadowo has been trending on Twitter.
Concerned KOT wants to entice Nyaks into giving up on the case he filed against the NTV news anchor. But is Nyakundi ready to forgive Madowo?
“Just seen this Trending Topic #NyakundiForgiveMadowo but will not say anything because this is a matter in court.” Nyaks responded to KOT’s plea.
So Madowo’s defence team still has to put up a fight to win the case!
Twang Kibao: Sonko’s Notorious First Born Daughter Leaves Audience Stunned On A TV Interview With Her Mzungu Accent
First things first, it was Mike Sonko himself who said his daughter Saumu Mbuvi was notorious. She was on TV to reveal her political aspirations!
Nairobi Senator, Mike Sonko, sired his first child, Saumu Mbuvi, when he was still a student in High School.
The daughter too has political ambitions; she’s a student leader at Jomo Kenyatta University of Agriculture and Technology (JKUAT) Karen.
In an interview on Ebru TV, Saumu revealed she’s fascinated with politics and that she would plunge into the lucrative profession even though she wants to be a lawyer first.
Kenyans took note of Saumu’s fancy accent, she was twanging a lot during the interview sparking speculations she could have been brought up abroad, somewhere in New York maybe.
Sonko waxed lyrical about his daughter following the Ebru TV interview:
“As we are approaching Valentine’s day it’s good to be proud of our own blood especially the ones we love. Shes my first born I sired her when i was in Form 4 when i was the most notorious student in Kenya. Shes currently the VICE PRESIDENT JKUAT KAREN.” Wrote Sonko.
Watch the interview below:
12th February 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning
Mama Lucy Kibaki hospital has attracted media attention thanks to the horror that happened there on Wednesday. A mother was to carry her dead baby for six hours after watching him die because there was no ambulance to take them to Kenyatta National Hospital. The mortuary attendant was unavailable so the mother was stuck with her dead baby for six long hours. Mama Lucy Kibaki eyesore aside, below are the trendy stories we have for you this Friday morning:
#2Gay Kikuyu Teacher Who Forced A Journalist To Shag His A**hole Is Set Free (Photos)
#3Confirmed: The Red Expensive Sport Car Is Saumu Mbuvi’s (Photos)
#55 Types Of Chicks To Avoid This Valentine’s Day
#6Celebrity Photographer Shares the Last Pictures of His Beautiful Wife Before She Passed Away
#7This Is Why Death Row Son Of Former Minister Betty Tett Is Making Headlines AGAIN (Photos)
#9Holly Molly! The Size Of Corazon Kwamboka’s Guava Has Men Forgetting About Their Wives (Photo)
Bidco Rewards Happy Healthy Living Competition Winners
Leading Edible Oils and Hygiene Personal Care products manufacturer Bidco Africa awarded 20 different winners with cash prizes totaling a million shillings at a ceremony in Thika on Thursday afternoon.
The prizes are for the ‘I am Happy Healthy Living’ competition; Kenya’s first crowdsourcing multi-media competition. Bidco Africa will use the winning submissions to make a television advert.
To win, participants had to submit creative, fun and unique photo or video expressions of the Bidco Africa tagline ‘Happy Healthy Living’ through the HHL App downloadable from the Google Play store or on the web.
“Happy Healthy Living is not just a line or a slogan. It’s a genuine desire that we all share and this competition was our way ofreminding people this fact,” Vimal Shah Bidco Africa CEO said.
“It’s also a way to show that there is a star in all of us. We are all stars and this competition has allowed thousands of people to showcase their stardom in a happy, healthy way.” he added.
From 5,000 submissions the judges’ panel composed of Bidco Africa marketing staff and selected creative agencies selected nine video and 10 photo winners. The former received 100,000 Kes each and the latter 10,000 Kes each.
“I was not expecting it. I heard the ad on the TV and I thought that sounds easy. I took a photo and here I am,” Asim Mughal a photo winner.
“I cannot describe the feeling of being told you have won 100,000 bob in January. It’s beyond happiness,” Charles Karumi the first video winner said.
“I didn’t even do much; I just took my phone and an old camera and shot what makes me happy and healthy,” he adds.
The winning entries convey an interesting range of activities and emotions- from remarkable adrenaline pumping midair shots to cute images of babies covered in Yoghurt to heartwarming smiles.
Shock And Awe Over News That Idi Amin’s Remains Are To Be Brought From Saudi Arabia To Be Given Decent Burial In Uganda
The mad man who claimed Uganda’s border extended all the way to Naivasha could be given a decent burial after all!
Uganda’s brutal dictator Idi Amin Dada fled the landlocked country in 1978 when Tanzanian army under Julius Nyerere invaded the Banana Republic ending Amin’s 8 year rule of tyranny.
Amin sought political asylum in Saudi Arabia where he was also buried in 2003 when he died. President Yuweri Museveni rejected pleas to have the brutal dictator buried in Uganda.
But things could be different if Uganda’s former Prime Minister, Amama Mbabazi, is elected president in the forthcoming general elections in Uganda.
Mbabazi has promised to bring back the remains of the former dictator and even build a museum in his honor all in the name of helping divided Ugandans reconcile over Amin’s legacy.
Mbabazi’s suggestion was greeted by mixed reactions on social media. Some agreed with him saying Amin’s remains would attract tourists while majority criticized the former PM arguing Amin did more harm than good to Ugandans.
Credit: BBC
Shaniqwa’s Make Up Artist Is Gone…..Rest In Peace,Queen Of Beauty. A Sad,Painful Tribute To The Lady With The Gifted Hands. (Photos)
She was the makeup artist to the stars…Kenya’s Tina Turnbow,a perfectly skilled beautician whose magic hands transformed faces into dazzling spectacles,whose artistry at weaving hair and braiding and styling transformed a woman from a mere soul to a goddess,a Disney-esque Princess,an enchantress.
Annstella Mathenge,or Shiru wa Kenya Cinema,or simply Shee had bestrode the World of beauty like a colossus,she was famed far and wide for her brilliance and expertise at beauty,had clients from all corners of Nairobi,had worked on the hairs and faces of many Kenyan Celebrities leaving remarkable results that would form the conversation for days on end.
For over a decade,nobody encapsulated the essence of beauty like the phenomenal Shee Mathenge.
Starting with a little salon located at the Kenya Cinema,from where she began her stratospheric journey to beauty superstardom,Shee rose to the highest of high peaks when she was finally recruited by leading Television Network KTN to work as the official makeup artist for the actors in the parody sitcom Jameni. And that’s how Shiru met Shaniqwa… And a dazzling marriage of sheer expertise and jaw-dropping excellence was born.
Daily,Shee arrived at KTN as early as 8am in the morning,brilliance at the ready,to work on not just Shaniqwa but also an array of KTN’s Television comic stars brilliantly managing to transform these regular guys into famous Kenyan politicians with outstanding excellence.
Shee was the lady who,armed with the skill of a goddess,transformed a Geoffrey Omondi into Raila Odinga,Harrison Mareka into Retired President Kibaki,Ken Gachie into Ababu Namwamba,Clinton Maina into Moses Kuria,Geoffrey Nyatuga and,unbelievably,George Karuru into Martha Karua etc etc.
Before she’d transform these faces,Shee would first study the political character’s photos keenly on Google Images… Pick out their prominent points,master their faces,study their facial structure,learn their outstanding features and,with the stroke of genius,get her tools of trade after which she’d,like an expert,transform the blandest of faces into the face of any Kenyan – or international – politician you could think of.
Her star shone even brighter after she was assigned as the official Shaniqwa make up artist. Shaniqwa,a boisterous,loud TV character played by a demure young man,Kevin Mwangi,was brought to life by the magnificent competence of Shee’s GIFTED HANDS.
For over an hour,Shiru would work on Kevin’s very manly face ; evening out his sharp beards,trimming his goatee,accentuating his jaws,shaping his eyebrows,bathing his face in a pool of foundation,lightening up his skin,bedazzling his eyes,smoothing out his hands,perfecting his manicure until he’d change from Kevin Mwangi to Shaniqwa ; a spectacular woman with bouncy attitude,luscious locks,wonderful skin and splendid makeup.
Besides KTN,from where her star in the Beauty Industry shone brightest,Shee had also worked on pretty much every famous celebrities’ face. Shee had styled and transformed the faces of numerous media personalities from KTN to Citizen to NTV. She had also been a long stylist and reliable beautician of the glamorous wife of Nairobi’s rowdy Senator Mike Sonko and had been contracted as the Official Bridal Beauty President for hundreds and hundreds of Kenyans weddings many of which made their way into Citizen TV’s The Wedding Show and NTV’s Samantha Bridal show.
Blessed with an equally deft husband,a polite man with the heart of a dove,Shee had steered her young family of three perfectly and brought them up in the most godly way until she gave birth to her last born,Hazel Gathigia,after whose birth she started experiencing some abdominal difficulties. Shee would later be rushed to Kenyatta Hospital for some emergency check ups. Things would later get so bad that Shee would have to be urgently admitted. And within a span of hours,Shee,the bouncy soul with the undaunted spirit of the American eagle would later slip into a coma,slip out of it and then be rushed to the HDU unit for extensive medical attention.
It would later be revealed that Shee was having Liver Complications and that he liver had developed impurities that would hamper it’s full operation and cleansing of her body.
Under intense medical attention,surrounded by numerous family and friends,clients and colleagues,who would jam the Hospital’s Ward and corridors,Shee’s condition would later get a little serious. And everyone was officially into panic mode.
Less than a week after admission to hospital,even after showing signs of recovery,Shee,the famous makeup artist whose Beauty Shop at Reinsurance Plaza was one of the most notable beauty cafes in Nairobi,passed away on the disastrous night of
Shee has left behind a young family of four children the youngest of whom,Hazel,is just 2 months old. Then there is the first born Mariam Wangari alias Husnat,Esther Wanjiku alias Hairun and Henson Waititu,a little brilliant boy in class 3.
This wonderful woman,with the most GIFTED HANDS of any,has gone to be with the Lord. And an outpouring of grief has been launched…
Shee was the kindest soul that walked the Earth. She was timid as a kitten,fun as a child,kind as a nun,benevolent as an angel,caring as a mother,sweet as heaven,industrious as a bee,generous as a lord,skilled as an ant,zealous as an adherent and loving as a canine.
Shee,you’re irreplaceable. Your GIFTED HANDS are unmatched,your kindness is unreplicatable,your skill is legendary,your influence will forever be unbroken,your love unfiltered and your memory eternal.
There was only one YOU. QUEEN OF BEAUTY. Adios,Shiru wa Kenya Cinema. Thou shall be missed.
NEXT PAGE: See photos of Shiru’s amazing make-up transformation of Jameni Actors. Absolutely mind-blowing!
Shaniqwa’s wonderful makeup courtesy of Shiru Mathenge,the late.
Geoffrey Omondi transformed into Raila Odinga.
Ken Gachie transformed into Ababu Namwamba.
Clinton Maina and Romward Ndar transformed into Moses Kuria and Jeff Koinange respectively.
Ben Waititu and Geoffrey Omondi transformed into Presidents Al-Bashir and Bob Mugabe respectively.
Shee with one of KTN actors.
One of Shee’s masterpieces…A brilliant President Moi transformational make-up.
Shee with Shaniqwa at NTV studios early 2015.
You cannot believe that these are two men! Two men! Wow! Shee was the Makeup Queen.
Celebrity Photographer Shares the Last Pictures of His Beautiful Wife Before She Passed Away
He is now one of the most sought after artists around, rolling with the likes of Emmanuel Jambo, Ben Kiruthi and other high-browed photographers.
His name is Joe Makeni and he recently shared photos of his brave wife’s last moment before she succumbed to a life threatening condition called Hypocalcaemia i.e. the presence of low serum calcium levels in the blood.
Taking to social media, Joe wrote “I am not one to post personal stuff online but I feel like sharing so Njeri’s last days can be an encouragement to someone out there.”
“Njeri Riitho in hospital just a day after the evaluation. We were so broken having lost the baby just two days prior but as always she was hiding behind a smile. “Joe wrote.
“After 3 days in Kijabe we came back to a hospital in Nairobi. She was sick but she was always so full of joy. Many of us always went home more encouraged by her.”Joe captioned the photo above.
He went on to reveal that the reason he took photos of his wife on her hospital bed was so that he could later show her how close she came to death after she recovered.
“I guess she got too close.” He mused.
She Flew Abroad, She Shaved Hair…All To Fight Deadly Lung Cancer. The Story Of NTV Presenter Finally Narrated In Pictures. It’s Hard Believe What She Went Through (Photos)
NTV presenter Janet Kanini Ikua triumphed over cancer but make no mistake of thinking the journey was a walk in the park.
Last Month, N Soko Property host, Janet Kanini, revealed she successfully completed Chemotherapy treatment at a Nairobi hospital.
She flew back to India for further medical checkups. She was first diagnosed with stage four lung cancer at an Indian hospital.
Janet has since come out to reveal what she went through during her treatment for the chronic disease in the populous Asian nation.
The NTV presenter narrated her story in pictures. See the photos in the gallery below:
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Ghafla Exclusive: Popular NTV Reporter Enock Sickolia Refutes Robert Alai’s Claims That He Went to the Ill-Fated Nairobi Aviation College and Produces Evidence to Support his Claims.
About this time last year, Dennis Okari released his much awaited expose ‘Certificates of Doom’ that seriously blemished the hard-earned standing of one of Kenya’s most popular colleges, Nairobi Aviation.
The expose reveled among other things that you could graduate form Nairobi Aviation by simply parting with only Kshs.3000 and without attending even a single class.
After the exposé, there was a lot of back and forth between Dennis Okari, Nairobi Aviation College and Robert Alai and one of the casualties of this clash of the titans was Enoch Sickolia. Enoch was named as one of the journalists who attended this ill-fated school and one year later, Enoch has come out to deny any association with Nairobi Aviation.
Speaking to Ghafla, Enoch revealed that he never really attended Nairobi aviation, never even sat for an exam, challenging Nairobi Aviation and Alai to produce a certificate or even at least a term paper to prove that he went there. He also said that he scored mean grade of B+ during K.C.S.E so there is no possible way he attended college at Nairobi aviation as he was ‘called’ to K.U, where he pursued a degree in medical Lab.
Sickolia’s KCSE results
He even has the papers to prove that he attended K.U, the first being a certificate to prove that he graduated from K.U and another a result slip from the University:
Good News for Musicians and Music Lovers as Mdundo Topples International Apps like Soundcloud and Shazam
Today Mdundo has reached a new high as the all new and improved Mdundo App is ranked the top Music and Audio application in the country surpassing even popular international applications in the same category like Shazam and Soundcloud.
Speaking about this new achievement, Mdundo Chief Executive Martin Neilsen expressed his pride saying, “We are proud to show that an African app can match the international standards. We are keen to show the same growth in Tanzania and Uganda.”
“It is our way of supporting our growing industries by bringing our users 100 percent African talent right on their phones,” said Mdundo’s Head of Marketing, Martha Huro.
Mdundo has gradually established itself throughout East Africa after its expansion into Tanzania and Uganda.
It currently holds the biggest catalogue of music in the region with over 45,000 songs from about 10,000 artists in the region.
Currently lead Product Manager, Kinyajui Njoroge, is looking to translating the application to Swahili in order to reach a broader audience throughout the region (especially in Tanzania where majority are Swahili-speaking).
“We are delighted to see Africans both locally & in the diaspora are interested in listening to East African artists right on their phone. We are humbled that we can facilitate that. We however acknowledge that this is the start for we are looking to cater for every African who listens to Music. We are simply providing them with an African catalogue of Music right on their phone,” he said.
Other projects aimed at improving the product include creating themed playlists to match the moods and emotions of the users. This they hope will improve user engagement with the application.
‘Kiraitu You Are A Selfish Person, Umeunza Mbass’ Drunk MP Facing Rape Charges Goes and Shames Himself In Front Of Camera While Abusing Kiraitu And Mithika
Honorable Mwiti, the Imenti Central MP is a man already in the public face courtesy of his highly covered rape charge that is still pending in court.
However, it seems that the guy still years for more limelight under controversial circumstances. In a state of stupor the inebriated Mp decided to go on a monologue concerning the state of Meru politics and instead ended up having a rant and dissecting the property affairs of Mithika Linturi and Senator Kiraitu Murungi.
In the quite incoherent and at times comical speech, Hon. Mwiti accuses the two of planning to ruin the state of affair and said it is time the Senator retired from politics while accusing him of being selfish. Here is the video of the MP speaking under influence;
Video Credit: KTN News
Clash Of The Titans: Java Thoroughly Trashes Villarosa Kempinski’s Valentines 5.4 Million Valentines’ Package
The biggest story this Valentine’s Day was Villarosa Kempinski’s Valentines package that promised to take a lucky couple on a ’50 Hours journey of pure romantic pampering’.
In this 5.4 Million package the couple would enjoy a 6 course gourmet dinner, go on a helicopter ride in Nairobi among other delicious treats. Truth be told, very few Kenyan can afford this kind of thing and so Java came up with a better package for the common mwananchi.
Problem is there are those who found it a bit confrontational as it took shots at Kempinski’s Valentine package.
Screenshot:Oliver Cheruiyot
Cover Photo:www.kempinski.com
Skinny Mohammed Ali Now Hits the Gym (Photo)
Mohammed Ali the award winning and outspoken investigative journalist posses a lanky frame.
However, given that he has plans to join the brutish world that is Kenyan politics. Given the roughing up that goes on and the crazy world of Kenya Parliament and the citizens, even a bodyguard does not help thus it is pretty helpful to be fit should the situation demand quick and strong reflexes.
Mohammed Ali is sure following the right advice seeing he is hitting out at the gym at least to gain the fitness and strength and avoid an extrapolated one pack.
5 Types Of Chicks To Avoid This Valentine’s Day
Gentlemen, there are certain types of girls you should stay away from this coming Sunday. These are the women that will screw you over, using the words ‘love’ and ‘bae’ just to gain material incentives and leave you brimming with regret. Women value Valentines day just as much as they value weddings. A chic will do everything in her power to make sure that day turns out well for her, even if it means having to use a random nigga
If you care about your pocket, here are some women to avoid
1. The ‘Miss Hard-To-Get’: You have been ;katiaing’ her since the day Moses climbed Mount Sinai but she has been playing cat ad mouse with you. Then all of a sudden, she has agreed to see you this week. Last night she hollad at you via Whatsapp with ‘’Hey bae, Valz unanipeleka wapi?” My friend, just as a school kid would tell you, run as fast as your feeble legs can carry you.
2. The chic that rejected you kitambo. Then there’s that chic who You jokingly called your sweet heart or maybe hit her up with some dirty texts but she flared up in anger and banished you to her blacklist. She has been disinterested in communicating with you, even going to the extent of using monosyllabic replies for you texts like ‘K’.. This week, she texts you with ” sweetheart umenitupa na kuninyamazia aje”… Suddenly becomes a lively chatter and doesn’t make use of monosyllabic words to reply anymore. This is just one of those signs that she’s grooming you to be her valentine’s savior. Bro……block the bish and go eat fish.
3. The pretender. She friend zoned you a long time ago but now she’s acting like your girlfriend, while plastering you with lovey dovey nouns. She is even using your picture as her profile pic on Whatsapp while commenting on all your Facebook status updates. Mshow ajitoe
4. The chic who’s just looking for a plan. She starts telling you about her problems with her boyfriend and that she needs a break from him. Bro, ask yourself. Why must the coincidence be on Valentine’s week?. Ignore her and talk to her after valentines. Then see if she’ll respond. She probably won’t because she’ll have gotten back with her boyfriend who was with another chic on the big day.
5. The ‘feed me but don’t bang me’ chic: She agrees to spend Valentine’s day with you on condition that she will not come to your house. She says she’ll only meet you at an eatery or cinema. This kind of chic might also tell you that tyou how much she wants to go out with you but then adds that her periods will be starting around Thursday. Dude, do a Kemboi. Valentine’s Day is never complete without the mingling of the ‘P’ and ‘D’
‘I Used To Be Garbage Collector For So Many Years.’ Tahidi High’s ‘Omosh’ Shares His Inspiring Story from Grass to Grace
The adage ‘started from the bottom now we here’ has become a popular adage among the youth especially those who have managed to flee away from the clutches of poverty into the arms of riches.
And as Omosh reveals, his story is truly a rags to riches tale. Speaking on Inooro TV on the popular segment ‘Andu Mari Gatu’ .Omosh revealed that he was trained accountant but when the company he was working for flopped, he had to resort to odd jobs.
He has worked as a driver as mtu wa kupiga mabati and even a garbage collector, at some point he revealed that he even wept after wondering if he was going to live and die as a poor person.
But by God’s grace, Tahidi high came calling and as they say, the rest is history. Watch his inspiring story below and be encouraged
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Like Mother Like Son! The Striking Resemblance of Francis Mwangi To His Mum Will Shock You
Dreamz Come True Founder Francis Mwangi is a popular and celebrated personality.
His mentoring efforts and talent searching abilities has seen him transform and impact the lives of many young people in the country and the larger region. Well, it seems he has the best source of inspiration and model.
The mentor and motivational speakers bears a striking resemblance to the mother up to the smile. Yesterday he chose to celebrate his mother as his WCW, and here are the amazing photos. The apple did not fall far of the tree in this case…
Sad: Kenya’s Yummiest Female Cop Opens up about Her Abusive Relationship and Getting Pregnant as a Teenager
A few years after the ‘Linda Okello sensation’ hit Kenya, Constable Emma Brenda Wanjiru has become yet another hit with the public thanks to her good looks, pretty uncommon among officers.
She may have become a nationwide sensation due to her beauty, but she reveals that you should not judge a book by its cover as she has been through a lot.
Speaking to citizentv.co.ke, Emma reveals she got pregnant at 19 but two months into the pregnancy her spouse got cold feet and claimed that he wasn’t ready to become a father yet and urged her to go back home, but she chose to stay with him.
Unfortunately the dude really got spiteful. “He became verbally abusive, violent, constantly absent… I was traumatised. I had just completed high school. All I had was a KCSE certificate; I wondered where I would go to next. After the people around me knew I was pregnant, they abandoned me – even some members of my family deserted me.”
So was she able to get away from this situation, you wonder. Read more of her story here
Gay Kikuyu Teacher Who Forced A Journalist To Shag His A**hole Is Set Free (Photos)
The court has set free a gay Muranga teacher who caught the attention of Kenyans when he frustrated a journalist.
Some two days ago, Godfrey Mburu Waithera was arrested after he sent sexually explicit texts to a journalist demanding him to shag his a**hole saying it was sweeter than a lady’s punani.
The gay teacher was nabbed after he agreed to meet the man he wanted to give his ass to in Gatanga area not knowing the journalist and cops had laid a trap for him.
Mr. Mburu being arrested by plain cloth police
Mr. Mburu was released on a Kes 200,000 bond pending the hearing of his case on March 7th. Surprisingly the gay teacher is a youth leader at the Githioro PCEA church.
Mr. Mburu in court
Credit: Daily Nation