You’re chatting up a fine chic at the club. She’s single! She’s nursing a Smirnoff Guarana! Why shouldn’t you make your move? Well, while your potential new fling sure seems like a catch, she might give off signs that say she’s not worth pursuing. Here are five types of chics to be wary of—at least until you do the proper research.
The Chic Glued to Her Phone
Shida yake ni?: She’s an attention whore, Her smartphone attachment means she needs that contact with other people constantly for validation. And if she’s not checking the comments and likes on her photos, she’s probably entertaining thirsty dudes on her Whatsapp, If a chic can’t leave her phone alone to talk to you, that dependency is going to be a problem in your relationship.
Attention whores are selfish, narcissistic, often manic-depressive, and prone to cycles of angry blow-ups and pleas for tolerance. Generally, they prey on weak beta males who fear losing the poosy. Real men rarely get ensnared for long by the manipulations of ego-gluttonous attention whores..
The Chic Pounding Shots at the Back of the Bar
Shida yake ni?: She’s a whore. Of course she can shag like Viagra-laced male pornstars, but as soon as you relieve your sperm in her you will feel a second powerful urge to escape her aggro nastiness.Guys are attracted to chics partying hard because they look like a good time. But proceed with caution: She’s blowing off steam for a reason, like a breakup or bad manners. She’s probably hooked up with hundreds of fellas. Bang her with a condom but never date her
The Chic who just got out of a relationship
Shida yake ni? : Chics on the rebound are incredibly attractive, because they’re full of passion and typically a little wild, but they’ll rip your heart out. The most likely scenario is that she will cheat on you with her ex. Or she’ll leave you to get back with him. A girl who just had her heart broken is trying to avoid the pain however she can, and may have abandonment anxiety: She’s uncomfortable being alone, and will reach out to you to feel better,.
That means she’ll happily jump head-first into a new relationship with adoration and allure, which makes it easy for you to get attached—and hurt. Plus, without sorting through things on her own first, she may project some of the problems from her last relationship onto you, which is impossible to reason with,.
The Chic That Hates Her Job
Shida yake ni?: She’ll sleep with some influential guy to get a promotion or better job. Or maybe she’ll hook up with you in order to use you to get ahead. There are plenty of chics out there who don’t take their careers seriously, because they don’t want to work and are just looking for someone to support them. Decide if she’s on the hunt for the wrong reasons—like your bank account—by asking about her career. If she seems to be passionate about it, or expresses a drive to move on from the job she currently hates, that’s a good sign. But if she jumps around jobs a lot or says she just doesn’t like to work, she might be digging for gold. And while a lot of guys enjoy doting on women, girls who expect to be lavished will typically be ungrateful of your generosity.
The Chic Who Blames Everyone Else
Shida yake ni?: She’s irresponsible as f*ck. If every single story she tells is about something bad that happened—but it totally wasn’t her fault at all—beware: She’s incapable of taking personal responsibility, so nothing will ever be her fault and she’ll never feel the need to change her problematic behaviors,. Unfortunately, a lot of people complain because they don’t know what else to talk about. But if every story on a first date involves someone else effing up, take it as a cue to cut her loose.
