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Three Reasons Why You Should Not Be Alarmed Over Mama Lucy Kibaki’s Health

Kenyans yesterday were understandably concerned over the health of Former First Lady Lucy Kibaki. This is after reports emerged that she was critically ill and admitted to Nairobi Hospital’s ICU.

The outpouring messages of good health and concern were a testament to the esteem the First Lady was and is still held in the public eye despite some of her controversial actions. However, a statement from the retired president press team has played down the risk and while appreciative of the concern, they were dismissive of the alarm created.

They say the First lady was first not in an ICU facility but rather had gone to the hospital for a routine check up and not the claimed difficulty in breathing projects. Lastly, the statement said her health is as would be expected of the average 75 year old woman, that is requiring regular and more close observation as compared to a younger lady.

Here is the statement in part.

“It’s merely a routine check up; the kind your and my mother would routinely need to undergo from time to time. Remember our mothers health given their age cannot be the same as that of high school girls. Thanks for asking and for the concern,”

Exactly What Is WRONG With The Beauty Queens From Kisii County? Meet Mercy Mokeira,One Of Gusiiland’s Unlikely Beauty Queens. But Is She Really Ugly?

Last week,one beauty pageant winner dominated the headlines,even getting featured (for the first time) on magazines and prime TV shows. All the brouhaha wasn’t brought about by her impeccably manicured beauty and fashion sense as an ambassador of beauty but by her rather shoddy,unkempt and drab sense of style. And bad hair. And even worse shoes.

Miss Kisii County looked like she needed a quick shower. And a desperate wardrobe change. She became an overnight laughing stock with many questioning how a girl that looked so unpresentable ended up bagging the crown for the Most Dazzling Woman In Kisii. But it’s Kisii anyway. And we weren’t that surprised.

She wore the type of dress you wouldn’t want your enemies to be wearing. And her hair looked like something straight out a bad Nigerian movie. Standing there,with an awkward smile and tacky pose,Cindy Kemunto looked like a character from a poorly-directed Ghanaian Occult movie.

And yet she was the Queen of the County. It baffled many.

But Cindy is not the first beauty queen who baffled the World for her not-so-beautiful features and sense of style. We’d seen Miss Kakamega come and go. Looking like the unschooled daughter of a village witch. And further ashore,Miss Uganda. Looking like the Nation’s Opposition Leader.

And now yesterday,yet another Beauty Queen became the topic of a heated conversation across Social Media after a rather unflattering photo of her and her fellow Pageant winner floated on the Internet.

Mercy Mokeira,the reigning Miss World Kenya Nyamira County was photographed standing next to her Siaya County counterpart flanked by two beautiful lightskin female prisoners on either side.

Kenyan netizens,never a lot to let a good trollfest go unexploited,descended onto the photo making all manner of crude and rude comments about the foursome,comparing the two female inmates to the ‘Beauty Queens’ and some even suggesting that the inmates should swap places with the rather drab-looking Beauty Queens.

Even before the dust had settled on the Miss Kisii snafu,yet another Kisii beauty queen was wading into yet another vile,Internet attack.

But what is it about the Kisii Beauty Queens that has made them such an easy target of vitriol and Twitter bashing? Why aren’t the good girls of Kisii,who’ve had the fortune of ascending to the highest seat of glamor,just living up to society’s expectation of them?

But even before we bash them,do we even know who they actually are?

Well,Mercy Mokeria is not just the current Miss Nyamira County but is also the reigning Miss Tourism Peace and has also done shows in Rwanda and Uganda,modeling and catwalking in front of hundreds of foreigners. And yet, she doesn’t get it.

Mercy on the International catwalk and on a professional photoshoot.

Even with all that exposure,all that traveling and carrying more than one Beauty Title on her head,Mercy is yet to satisfy Kenyans and justify her crowns.

Even at Skyluxx Lounge,where an excited Mercy posed for a photo with ex-Nairobi Diaries star Vera Sidika,she still locked horrendous. And soon as they photo hit the Internet,Mercy was once again dragged for her messy,hideous hair,shoddy countenance and a scary smile that looked like the scar of a wounded veteran in Iraq.

But this young woman,who started modeling back in 2012,is still struggling to shake off the taunts and cyber attacks, four years after she entered the glamorous industry.

Interestingly,Mercy,who also is a law graduate from the UON, seems unable and unaffected by the nastiness exemplified on the Internet. And,despite the jeers and the foul remarks,Mercy still courageously stands tall. Shrugging off all of the negativity and,remarkably,walking even taller than she ever did.

‘For those hating on Miss Kenya or any other title holder,F**K YOU all!! What have you done? You don’t find
us beautiful? Well,those are your opinions! Sit on them and spin around!!! Black is beauty! ‘ Mercy hisses.

And despite the fact that the Internet is yet to understand how she bagged the title,and who keeps crowning her,Mercy still remains a very sought after public personality and is currently hosting the very successful  Fashion Night at Club Hypnotica every Tuesday and has also been surprisingly nominated for KUSA Awards Outstanding Model of the Year.

Still,Twitter is confused. And unconvinced.

But the good girls in Kisii still keep losing. The Internet is still very viciously unforgiving and unaccepting of them.

To some,these girls desperately need to find a new stylist. Terribly need to hit the salon afresh. Badly need to overhaul their entire wardrobe and urgently need to find better photographers.

Either that or Kisii County should stop producing these sort of third-rate,beneath beautiful,disaster-looking scraggly girls and bestowing Beauty Crowns on them.

Or maybe the rules of beauty changed ages ago. And we’re still here stuck in the past,imagining that anyone who is called ‘Miss This and That’ MUST at least be attractive to the eye,have some fashion sense,dress like a princess,have fabulous hair and smile like a pro.

Too bad. That changed long time ago.

Now we are stuck with dark-skinned scrawny skunks masquerading as Beauty Queens. Girls who can’t dress the part. Look the part. Smile the part or even play the part.

But for Mercy Mokeira,who is quickly rising up the social ladder,even wining and dining with eminent political royalties,no publicity is bad publicity.

She’s been vilified. And come out stronger.

And when I ask if she’s seeing someone,Mercy is emphatic.

‘Oh yes! Why?! ‘ she quips,excitedly.’ Or do you want me? ‘.

She’s dating some white guy. A tycoon on his own right. And for now,nothing can stop her tide. Not even a barrage of catty remarks from a disgruntled Twitterati.

But even with all the negativity,one thing stand out; Mercy’s undeniable attractiveness,rich smile,blithe body,supermodel poise and bombastic mien. She stays winning…Amid the drags and the catcalls and the bitchiness.

Which is what,if you ask US Television mogul Tyra Banks,models are made of.

Beauty. And the Best.

The ‘Project X Party’ In Langata Was Organized By This South Sudanese Lady Who’s In Kenya Illegally (Photos)

Police last Thursday evening arrested over 100 teens partying themselves silly at Phenom Estate in Langata and a South Sudanese woman was behind that party!

Concerned citizens alerted authorities about a Thursday bash at Phenom Estate which they thought was the controversial Project X sex party.

Also Read: Drama As Police Storm A House In Langata To Disrupt Project X S3x Party Before Things Got Steamier. Take A Look At The Faces Of Those Who Attended

Whose house was it? Who organized that party where minors were drinking booze?? A South Sudanese woman is at the center of Thursday’s controversial bash in Langata.

Mary Nyanyuk, a South Sudanese national who’s the owner of the house where the party went down, was arrested by the police that same Thursday and arraigned in court on Friday.

Ms Nyanyuk yesterday appeared before Kibera Senior Resident Shadrack Mwinzi who ordered that the South Sudanese be detained till Monday when her case will be mentioned again.

Ms Nyanyuk was charged with supplying alcohol to minors, selling alcohol without a license and being in the country illegally.

She denied the charges revealing she organized the party to celebrate her son’s performance in the Kenya Certificate Secondary Education (KCSE) exams. Her son scored an ‘A’.

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Akothee Inconsolable As She Takes The Last Glimpse Of The Remains Of Her Loved One (Photos)

Tears rolled down Akothee’s face as she buried her loved one in Migori County yesterday!

Kenya’s arguably richest singer yesterday bid final goodbye to her beloved grandfather, James Okach.

‘Sweet Love’ hit maker was inconsolable as she took the last glimpse of the remains of her grandfather at a burial ceremony in Migori.

Kenyans were quite fast to flood the songbird with messages of condolences after she uploaded photos of her grandpa’s burial.

Our sincere condolence to Akothee and her family for the loss, may the good Lord rest her grandfather in eternal peace!

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Koffi Olomide Isn’t A Superstar! See How Event Organizers Capital FM Squeezed Him In Economy Class Flight From Kinshasa to Nairobi (Photos)

Superstars don’t stoop so low to be flown in economy class just like any Tom, Dick and Harry! Capital FM could surely afford something better for Congolese music maestro!

Capital FM is organizing Sunday’s sold out Koroga Festival which will be going down at the Nairobi Arboretum.

The main man of the gig is none other than the legendary Koffi Olomide. The Congolese left his native DR Congo yesterday for Nairobi.

Usually it’s the event organizers that arrange how foreign artists fly into the country. For Koffi Olomide, he jetted into the 254 flying economy class.

For starters, economy class is the cheapest class of air. Superstars don’t get squeezed in economy class, even our own Vera Sidika and Huddah Monroe don’t fly economy class.

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Vera Sidika flying business class

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Huddah Monroe flying business class

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Anyways, Koffi Olomide was squeezed in economy class with Alex Chamwada as they flew KQ flight from Kinshasa to Nairobi.

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What Priceless Sacrifice Did ‘Welle Welle’ Singer Timmy T Dat Give In Exchange For His Fast Growing Fame?Full Details

They say behind every man’s success, there must be a force, many say a woman but when it comes to having that breakthrough especially in this celebrity-ville, then you must have heard of the infamous Illuminati, witch-doctors and everything dark and eerie.

And many have come before, pulling and pushing all stunts, throwing that triangle with an eye in the middle nonsense, videos shot in the ‘underworld’ anything and everything to make believe that their power cometh from there.

They have tried to fool us that fame and popularity can only come as a result of sacrifices, blood, death, that is if you looking to be a hit instantly, it doesn’t work like it..you have to put in work, focus, walk in step at a time.

There is nothing as hard as making it in the Kenyan music industry they say, you have to allegedly know someone, if you happen to be a lady, unfortunately, give out your things, pay to block your immediate competition, it’s like walking a camel through a needle, tough, very tough! they say!What  I will tell you is..Only the very best survive out here.

And talking about ‘kuingiza kichwa kwenye huu mtungi wa sanaa’ one guy has, I can say, managed to pierce himself in successfully, only time can prove otherwise.

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He dus nyaud into our eardrums with that smash hit dubbed ‘Welle Welle’ that was all over like a bad virus and infectious it was. The only measure, you have as an artist, to finally say you found your money minting hit song, is have the little kids dance and sing along to your jam, I must hear you playing in the remotest of places, you must go viral like a politician’s scandalous statement, or like a famous celebrity’s s3xtape or relationship drama, these spread faster than light.

Anyway, Timmy T Dat is the guy that everyone is talking/listening to about right now, in the local music menu,no doubt!

But how did he make it to where he is today? Did he sell a few souls, is he a member of some blood drinking cult?

The trail begins…

As many artists pretend and want to own that msela kick, that comes with that bongo coined Swahili, that is not only currently nauseating but outdone, Timmy came with his luoish accented style which copycats must be perfecting to paste and milk soon.

Consistency, is something that many artists fail to maintain. Many ambush our backyards with their exploits only to leave us thirsting for more…call them one hit wonders, a minute they are everywhere and poof you see and hear none of their sh!t abracadabra style.

I think Timmy must be those characters that are so persuasive, the never giving up type, you blue tick their conversations, but still show up asking why you kaziaing them. Probably, that is why he came up with that Song Dus Nyau..Usinikazie hehehe..never mind.

If he continues to unleash this tongue hijacking songs, Kenyans will be singing along to him in a long while, that is the only way into this trade, by all means make it happen..hatukuja Nairobi kuota jua.

I salute you and every effort put in, Hii game kuingia ngumu kutoka rahisi..You have put in the work and so you deserve every support!

#DusNyau Tunakubali

 

 

 

 

Kenyans Come Together In Wishing Mama Lucy A Quick Recovery As She Is Rushed In The ICU

Former First Lady Lucy Kibaki is fighting for her life at the Nairobi Hospital Intensive Care Unit following her admission there today in the morning.

The former first lady fondly referred to as Mama Lucy was taken to Nairobi Hospital after being moved from Getrude’s Children’s home where she had been taken at 4am. She was taken to Nairobi Hospital at 5am after she experienced breathing difficulties while at her  Muthaiga hospital.

Many Kenyans online have wished her quick recovery and she is currently trending under the #GETWELLMAMALUCY . We also wish her quick recovery.

This Romantic Man Sweeps Buxomed Neomi Ng’ang’a Of Her Feet She Cannot Have Enough

Neomi Ng’ang’a seems to have tasted the proverbial cloud 9 Bro. Ocholla had promised his wife.

The actress and former radio presenter has been waxing lyrical about love off late and on Wednesday it seems lady luck decided to give a taste of Mr. Right. At an event held at Wet Lounge Kenya in Westlands, the singer met a man who gave her the treat of a lifetime. She was given quite a treat which in her own words reminded her ‘ggo men still exist’.

Here is her elated experience and the man behind it.

Last night was heavenly @wetloungekenya, someone take me back plizz… I also understood that good men still exist.

 

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Another Politician And Raila Odinga’s Ally At The Coast Loses Security And Asked To return His Gun

another coastal politician has had his state provided security recalled a few hours after the Mombasa Governor Ali Hassan Joho lost his.

Mvita MP Abdulswamad Sharrif Nassir has revealed that his one bodyguard has been called off and that he has also been asked to hand over his gun which he says he has never had nor applied for. This latest revelation is likely to see the government come under huge criticism for harassing coastal politicians on the opposition wing.

Given that these events are coming in at a time when the government lost out to the opposition in the Malindi by-election further giving voice that this latest move is more to intimidate than a procedural move. Here is the MP’s reaction

 

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Police Shoot Dead A Member Of A Machete Wielding Gang Who Was Found In The Act Raping A UoN Girl In The CBD

The police killed a member of a gang operating in the CBD which specializes in kidnapping ladies and demanding ransom.

Authorities last Wednesday night caught up with a notorious gang that kidnapped a university of Nairobi student.

The victims is said to have been kidnapped near the Railways Golf Club by three people who dragged her to a bush inside the golf course.

The gang which was armed with pangas then called the girl’s boyfriend who had just seen her off a few minutes ago to demand a ransom of Kes 4 million.

The boyfriend negotiated with them and they agreed to take 10k urging he couldn’t raise the required 4 million.

The girl’s boyfriend contacted the police who immediately put up a search for the UoN student. Police found one of the gang members raping the girl in the bush and shot dead when he reached to his panga trying to cut officers.

Credit: Nairobi News

Celebrities Reaction To The News That Pierra Makena Is Pregnant

News that Pierra Makena is pregnant and has been carrying a baby bump for five months has quite stunned the celebrity community.

Many have flooded to her social media pages to congratulate her. From radio presenters, to musicians and even sports people, the industry seemed to be one as they congratulated her. Some of them included Yvonne Darq, Collins Injera and Talia Oyando. Here are some of the early congratulatory messages

 

Cecilia Mwangi Chooses To Take the High Road After Mwanaisha Chidzuga Denied Being Her Co-Wife

I think we have finally seen the last of Mwanaisha-Cecilia-Mungatana drama. And it’s Cecilia Mwangi who has hammered in the final nail.

For those who do not know, things have been a bit awkward between the co-wives after Mwanaisha declared that she was not a co-wife to Cecilia Mwangi before allegedly declaring that Cecilia should ‘go hang’.

 

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See Also: ‘Wenye Shingo Za Feni Jipeni Shughuli Sasa!’ Mwanaisha Chidzuga Says After Sharing a Photo Cuddling With Danson Mungatana

However Cecilia Mwangi has chosen not to respond to this jibe directed at her and has decided to take the roads less travelled, the high road. Speaking to the Star, Cece said that she no longer wanted to converse about her relationship with Mungatana or Mwanaisha by saying that “I don’t want to talk about this anymore. I said all I wanted to say when I said it.”

And when the newspaper decided to prod further for a response to Mwanaisha’s goad, Cecilia tersely replied “Am sorry but I told you no more comments on this matter. Let’s talk about the future.”

Amazing! Meet Adam Maina….The 20-Year Old Social Media Expert Who Quit College And Went On To Become The King Of Twitter.

‘Or can we meet kesho? At TRM? Lunch on me. We can have a lunch meeting,’ Adam texts me. And he won’t be online on WhatsApp again till some five hours later.

Trying to strike up a meeting with the unassuming Adam Maina,the 20-year old conqueror of the digital space isn’t easy. After a series of botched meetings,I finally meet Adam. At TRM. He had set a 1pm meeting. And he’s there exactly at 1pm. With the accuracy of a driven businessman who understands the value of time and it’s implications on business.

I show up half an hour later to meet him half way through a delicious plate of roast chicken and fries,devouring the meal with the same intensity he applies to his work. I apologize profusely and pull a chair,sweating,dying for a cold drink.

Adam smiles and assures me that it’s alright. And that my lateness isn’t something he took to his heart. This is the second time I am meeting Adam. At the same place – Java,TRM.

‘It’s OK… Don’t worry… ‘ He says to me as I try to explain why I got late.

He isn’t impatient or finicky,he’s all relaxed,seems to love smiling, appears a little shy,is very modest and calculated-he’s a ruthless marketer and a brutal force on Twitter and yet very modest and chivalrous.

Twitter,Adam’s playground,seems to be the one thing he is most passionate about. As we have a chat,Adam constantly checks his Twitter,refreshing the feed,scrolling down the Timeline and keeping up with what’s Trending and why.

Twitter is a busy Avenue. Alot happens there. And it happens so fast you can easily miss it.

Vicious wars (known as Tweefs) go down on Twitter on a daily basis. Stuff trend almost immediately the news breaks. Celebrities spur epically on the social networking site. And brands are launched,harangued and boosted immensely through the mighty power of the 140 characters. There are funny moments,too. And the humorous trolls who keep us all going back for more of that unending Twitter laughfest.

‘Twitter is my life… ‘ Adam tells me,smiling,but still matter-of-factly.

Adam cleared High School in 2012. And while at Mururia Boys High School in Gatundu,Twitter – or social media as a whole-was still a very new novelty to Adam.

Social Media wasn’t even something you could confidently take up as a career post high school. But this is where Adam ended up. Some less than five years after high school,doing tremendous things and achieving incredible success.

In 2014,Adam enrolled in Kenyatta University to pursue a course on Marketing. But he quit half way. No,actually,after two months.

‘I wasn’t feeling it,’ Adam says. ‘I didn’t feel like I was up to it. It wasn’t my thing. I didn’t have the motivation for that course. Or for a college education at that particular point in time’.

And just like that,Adam quit K.U,to focus on launching a Twitter account. And a Facebook one.

‘It was a stupid thing to do.. I know… ‘ Adam says.’ But I quit KU to join Twitter. ‘

I laugh at how absurd that sounds. He laughs too. But Adam had a plan.

Within a couple months,the college dropout was now averaging 7,000 followers on Twitter.

‘That was fast! ‘I remark. ‘How did you do that? Where did you get these people!? ‘

Adam tells me he started by making funny tweets. Hilarious tweets. Silly tweets. Cocky tweets. And bam,he had them.

And together with some two other pals,Elijah Kiama and Davis Kinanga, Adam would start approaching Companies and public personalities asking them to contract them as their social media managers and marketers. Some paid attention,others saw them off,dejected.

‘Soon enough we broke up and everyone went their own way… ‘ Adam says,trying to piece together the genesis of his vicious Twitter dominance.

Slowly,and with his Twitter audience growing larger and larger,Adam would soon get big gigs – Get hired by Hero Radio for a six month contract as their social media marketer.

And as the year 2014 came to a close,Adam would find himself blessed beyond measure.

‘Heineken approached me for a one-month Twitter publicity job. It was during the Champions League Finals. Heineken were the official sponsors. And I was driving the conversation on Twitter. The results were amazing… ‘

I ask him how much he got for the deal. Adam laughs and agrees it was good money,money so good you could sleep in it.

2015 proved to be Adam’s year of bagging almost all Twitter marketing deals.

In a span of just 12 months,Adam had been approached by-and worked for-Infinix Mobile,Beat ya Keegah, Safaricom,Jumia,Sports Betting sites,Record Lables,Beer brands and many others.

His job was simple – create an interesting conversation around these products on Twitter,get people talking about them,make the hashtags trend and watch a product take off.

Adam did just that. To hundreds of companies achieving great success for them and making spectacular bank in the process.

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2016 has opened with much promise and gusto for the Twitter King. He is already the face of a Telecommunications Company,has worked for Sauti Sol on a one-month contract for the promotion of Live and Die in Afrika album and it’s launch and has also ventured into radio – interning and hosting a radio show at the Runda-based Unverified Radio and also venturing deeper into podcasts.

Adam is not just content with being the King of Twitter Marketing,he also has plans to join Daystar University and further his skills on Communication.

As he chows down on the last bits of his chicken,Adam tells me that he was also the face behind the biggest hashtags you’ve seen so far on Twitter in 2016.

‘I was contracted by the Kisii County Government to push publicity for their Kisii Entrepreneurship Summit ‘.

He also is currently working on The Ameru Festival,driving the event’s conversation strongly across Twitter and Facebook.

As he sips his fresh orange juice,he does it like a man who has made a mark,achieved his dream,created a formidable brand and accomplished so much at such a terribly young age.

I ask if I can call him the King of Twitter. Modestly,he agrees unable to allow himself to be pompous or haughty yet aware of what a force he truly is on the Internet. And just what brilliance he possesses.

Welcome to Twitter where a 20-year old college dropout is driving markets wild,running corporates like a tsar and changing the way Kenyans look at companies and their products.

As for the Philippine Award he was nominated for last year,as Kenya’s Most Influential Twitter Personality,he prefers I don’t even bother with it. As it didn’t mean much to him. But he agrees to have been pleasantly surprised and flattered by the honor. From so far away a land.

‘I admire Charlamagne tha God…He’s my biggest role model,’ Adam tells me of the notorious Breakfast Show host at Power 105.1 FM in New York. ‘For his tenacity,boldness,massive reach,expertise at media,entrepreneurial spirit,ability to drive conversation and also controversy…’

And just like the famed New York Radio legend,Adam is all about business. One client at a time. And he’s making it. Fast.

And in case you’re wondering who is behind the currently trending Hashtag #UnconditionallyBae,about Sauti Sol’s new song with Ali Kiba,then wonder no more. It’s your boy Adam.

You can follow Adam on Twitter HERE. And never miss a moment in the young man’s greatness in the making.

Long live the King!

Etemesi’s Tales | A Threesome In The Hostel

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EXPLICIT CONTENT: Do Not Read If you Are Holier Than Thou

A while back, I said I’ll never have a triple threat match again. You can check that out on ‘Why I’ll Never Have A Threesome Again’. I’ve still kept my word but maybe I’ll change my mind in future. Anyway, today, let me all take you all back to the first time i had a threesome.

I was a second year student at KU. I was dating this chic from JKUAT called Shaniz. Our relationship had been steady for the first few months. I would go visit her frequently and shag her in her hostel room. Guys were allowed to roam in feely to ladies hostels in JKUAT those days. I don’t know if that still happens.

However, things between Shaniz and I started going south. We would argue a lot and it was evident that a breakup was inevitable. It was on the bushes somewhere, looking to pounce on our love as it became weak,

One Sunday afternoon after we had endlessly exchanged harsh words at my place, we had make up sex, after which we discussed what to do to save our relationship

“Maybe we should have a threesome to spice up things”, I suggested

I wasn’t sure Shaniz would agree, but surprisingly she did.

“That’s okay with me, so long as it’s with someone I trust “ she said

“Will anyone of your pals be willing?” I asked

“Yes, I think my roommate Njeri will agree to it. She recently broke up with her boyfriend and I think she’ll be up for some adventure. Plus she likes you a lot”

I couldn’t contain my excitement. Shaniz was a hot chic but her roomie Njeri was the real deal. Shaniz was a BMW but Njeri was a Lamborghini Aventador. I had always admired her curves whenever I visited Shaniz. She would come to the hostel room wearing only a towel after showering then hide behind the wardrobe door to dress. She loved talking to me, and to be honest, If she wasn’t my girlfriend’s bestie, I would have shagged her a long time ago. I would even have made her pregnant. Yes, there are those chics that make your loins riot so much that you wouldn’t mind making them pregnant.

Now my fantasies were going to morph into reality.

Three days later, Shaniz called me to tell me that Njeri had agreed to the deal and that I should go to JKUAT on Sato. I was nervous but I had to do this like a man, Shaniz and Njeri were the best of friends so I had no doubt things would go well.

When I got to the room, I found them both wearing similar night dresses that covered only small fractions of their thighs and enhanced the charm of their femininity. The beauty radiating from these two ladies made me hard instantly

As I stared at them, I fought back a shudder of pure sensation as heat sizzled in my boxers. They both smiled at me, a little stiffly, a little uncertain. As a result, the first few minutes were full of silence.

“Let’s do this Phil,” Njeri said, her voice too soft, too carefully controlled as she came up behind me. I moved closer to one of the beds, gripping the mattress with desperate fingers. My stomach clenched almost violently.

Shaniz walked to the study table, turned a chair then sat on it. She then lifted up her dress, squeezed her fingers into her panties and started touching herself, waiting for her roomie kick off the proceedings.

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Njeri’s hands settled heavily on my shoulders, her thumbs smoothing over my taut muscles as i tried to fight the shivers of lust her touch evoked. The smooth pads of her thumbs waved over my skin, heating my flesh like coal, making me gasp with the desire that streaked through the bulging nerves of my arms. Her touch was exquisite, The scent of her perfume wrapped around me with a warmth that seared to my soul.

Every cell in my masculine body screamed out in anticipation when her tongue stroked over my neck and licked it. She was super-composed, like she had done this on many occasions before. A web of arousal and need, tightened around me, leaving me breathless beneath her touch

Damn this girl Njeri. She was turning me on so much that for a moment I wished Shaiz wasn’t there. I wished she was away so that I could ravish her friend the way I wanted- maul her without a third eye watching.

Slowly, her hands moved to my belt and unbuckled it. My jeans fell to the floor. Next she unbuttoned my shirt, took it off and threw it to one of the beds.

A whimper of longing escaped my throat as she continuing pealing the clothes from my body. I felt weak, dazed, unable to fight her as her lips began trailing hot kisses down the slope of my arm.

Meanwhile, Shaniz was undressing too. She was completely naked within seconds, still touching herself. Her breasts were enormous and stunning. She had applied plenty of lotion on them that they glistened like seals beneath the flow of water. The only person now remaining with clothes was Njeri

I turned and began kissing her wildly as I pulled the night dress up and off her body. She moved readily to my touch. My hands covered the swollen mounds of her boobies, my palms cushioning the elongated points of her nipples, rasping them gently as she moaned in rising pleasure.

She stared down at my hands, amazed at the contrast between my dark skin and her brown skin.

“Yes” Njeri cried out at the sharp, streaking pleasure that arrowed from her nipples to her punani, causing her to arch against me, her hands to reach back and tighten on the outside of my hard, muscled thighs. Her chest was tight with emotion, aching with the need for more than just my physical touch.

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Somehow, I still couldn’t believe I was doing this at a hostel in JKUAT.

I turned her over again so that her ass as pressed hard against my ‘D’. My hands gripped her hips and pulled them tightly into the cradle of mine.

My erection was now strong and thick, hot and hard, like warm steel, it pressed against the crease of Njeri’s buttocks. She ground the cheeks against it, her hips moving, forcing the shaft to part the rounded globes and press deeper between them.

I told her to bend and touch the bed, She obliged.. My girlfriend Shaniz then got up from the seat, came to the bed, kneeled and started kissing Njeri from the front. It was the most erotic thing I had ever seen

As the two kissed, I kneeled down, spread Njeri’s legs and started licking her punani from behind. I bet I looked like a calf that was suckling on her cow mummy’s titts. I growled as i feasted on her, my tongue dipping into the furnace of her vagina, drawing yet more of the frothy sweetness into my mouth.

At the front, Shaniz was grabbing Njeri’s boobs and pressing them hard while continuing to plant kisses on her. We were both giving her a kind of feeling that she couldn’t understand. She stared up the double decker bed, wracked by a pleasure so exquisite she feared it would destroy her mind. My tongue was ravenous, merciless. It plunged into the small channel, stroking sensitized tissue, driving her to the edge of madness as she writhed beneath it.

The uncontrolled intensity began to build in Njei. The rippling in her womb strengthened, the convulsive tightening of her punani became spasms of almost painful pleasure.

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I let out a high pitched growl, the sound vibrating against her clit as i pulled her apart even more, my tongue stroking deeper, my nose grinding against the little bud in a caress that devastated her and almost tore her to pieces

 

She screamed. I was afraid other people would hear us. And they did. Someone came and knocked on the door. But we didn’t answer. We kept going. Njeri’s orgasm exploded through her, ripping the world apart as light and color splashed behind her closed eyelids. Her mouth remained locked with that of Shaniz. Her hips gyrated, grinding her flooded punani against my mouth, intensifying the excruciating sensations as every muscle in her body trembled in protest against the strength of her release.

As the two BFFs were busy kissing, I took the condom i had carried with me and wore it

Njeri shattered. Everything inside her collapsed around the desperate penetration, the hard, almost brutal thrusts of my manhood inside her gripping cunt. It was super wet, still dripping from the effects of her orgasm. I shagged her like a dude gone mad, but even worse, her body accepted it, screamed out for more. She couldn’t believe that was her voice she heard. Shattered screams. Pleas for more. Deeper, faster, oh God…

Shaniz got up and went to put some music on the woofer. Njeri was too loud. But I didn’t mind. She was too sweet. Everything else around me seemed irrelevant. Even Shaniz became like an object.

After around ten minutes, I turned Njeri’s body and threw her to the bed so I could now shag her missionary style. I had wanted her so bad in the past but she was forbidden. Now she was available for my satisfaction.

“Harder…” she moaned as she looked me straight in the eye, Her hands were locked around the tight muscles of my forearms, her pink nails biting into my flesh, her sexy legs lifting, her ankles crossing above my driving hips. “Harder… Do me, Philip. Do me harder…”

Shaniz was now standing beside the bed, not knowing how to fit in. Did it hurt her that her roomie was enjoying the pleasure that her boyfriend was gigng? I didn’t know. Neither did I care. I just shagged Njeri like she was Rihanna under my body

I was now gasping, sweat dripping from my body to hers, my ‘D’ stroking inside her, pistoning desperately until i threw her higher, harder into yet another universe. She appreciated and reacted to everything my ‘D’ did—the locking, the stroking against the most sensitive area of her quaking cunt—and lost all sanity.

Not long after, the sounds echoed around us, guttural, primal, as a roar exploded from my chest and heavy pulses of heated sperm shot, hard and hot inside her.

I collapsed over Njeri. My breaths were hard, gasping; my voice rough like a sailor’s as i whispered words she could make no sense of. At that point she was the sweetest woman I had ever shagged, Our bodies were damp, locked together, and loathed to part. We could have stayed that way for eternity and none of us have protested. My eyes were closed and as the last violent pulse of my climax shuddered through my body

Moving away from Njeri was the hardest feat i had ever attempted in my life. Pulling away from the fisted grip her punani had on my ‘D’ was torture, an agony of pleasure nearly as intense as achieving the soul-destroying release that had ripped through me.

I dragged my tool out of her, amazed at the incredible weakness that had overcome me. I would have done anything to stay in there just another second, to relish the sublime pleasure i had found locked inside her heat.

We had allowed the moment to capture and take us away, but then we looked to the side and to our surprise, Shaniz had put her clothes back on. She was sulking. She was mad. We had completely ignored her and she had seen enough of it.

She grabbed her handbag and stormed out of the room not caring to close the door behind. I called her but she didn’t turn back. I rushed to close the door, fearing that a passerby might see us naked.

Njeri and I stared at each in blank astonishment? What were we supposed to do now?

 

REMINDER: I write Etemesi’s Tales every Friday here at Ghafla. If you have any further inquiries, Whatsapp 0722258272

Etemesi’s Tales | A Threesome In The Hostel

WARNING

EXPLICIT CONTENT: Do Not Read If you Are Holier Than Thou

A while back, I said I’ll never have a triple threat match again. You can check that out on ‘Why I’ll Never Have A Threesome Again’. I’ve still kept my word but maybe I’ll change my mind in future. Anyway, today, let me all take you all back to the first time i had a threesome.

I was a second year student at KU. I was dating this chic from JKUAT called Shaniz. Our relationship had been steady for the first few months. I would go visit her frequently and shag her in her hostel room. Guys were allowed to roam in feely to ladies hostels in JKUAT those days. I don’t know if that still happens.

However, things between Shaniz and I started going south. We would argue a lot and it was evident that a breakup was inevitable. It was on the bushes somewhere, looking to pounce on our love as it became weak,

One Sunday afternoon after we had endlessly exchanged harsh words at my place, we had make up sex, after which we discussed what to do to save our relationship

“Maybe we should have a threesome to spice up things”, I suggested

I wasn’t sure Shaniz would agree, but surprisingly she did.

“That’s okay with me, so long as it’s with someone I trust “ she said

“Will anyone of your pals be willing?” I asked

“Yes, I think my roommate Njeri will agree to it. She recently broke up with her boyfriend and I think she’ll be up for some adventure. Plus she likes you a lot”

I couldn’t contain my excitement. Shaniz was a hot chic but her roomie Njeri was the real deal. Shaniz was a BMW but Njeri was a Lamborghini Aventador. I had always admired her curves whenever I visited Shaniz. She would come to the hostel room wearing only a towel after showering then hide behind the wardrobe door to dress. She loved talking to me, and to be honest, If she wasn’t my girlfriend’s bestie, I would have shagged her a long time ago. I would even have made her pregnant. Yes, there are those chics that make your loins riot so much that you wouldn’t mind making them pregnant.

Now my fantasies were going to morph into reality.

Three days later, Shaniz called me to tell me that Njeri had agreed to the deal and that I should go to JKUAT on Sato. I was nervous but I had to do this like a man, Shaniz and Njeri were the best of friends so I had no doubt things would go well.

When I got to the room, I found them both wearing similar night dresses that covered only small fractions of their thighs and enhanced the charm of their femininity. The beauty radiating from these two ladies made me hard instantly

As I stared at them, I fought back a shudder of pure sensation as heat sizzled in my boxers. They both smiled at me, a little stiffly, a little uncertain. As a result, the first few minutes were full of silence.

“Let’s do this Phil,” Njeri said, her voice too soft, too carefully controlled as she came up behind me. I moved closer to one of the beds, gripping the mattress with desperate fingers. My stomach clenched almost violently.

Shaniz walked to the study table, turned a chair then sat on it. She then lifted up her dress, squeezed her fingers into her panties and started touching herself, waiting for her roomie kick off the proceedings.

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Njeri’s hands settled heavily on my shoulders, her thumbs smoothing over my taut muscles as i tried to fight the shivers of lust her touch evoked. The smooth pads of her thumbs waved over my skin, heating my flesh like coal, making me gasp with the desire that streaked through the bulging nerves of my arms. Her touch was exquisite, The scent of her perfume wrapped around me with a warmth that seared to my soul.

Every cell in my masculine body screamed out in anticipation when her tongue stroked over my neck and licked it. She was super-composed, like she had done this on many occasions before. A web of arousal and need, tightened around me, leaving me breathless beneath her touch

Damn this girl Njeri. She was turning me on so much that for a moment I wished Shaiz wasn’t there. I wished she was away so that I could ravish her friend the way I wanted- maul her without a third eye watching.

Slowly, her hands moved to my belt and unbuckled it. My jeans fell to the floor. Next she unbuttoned my shirt, took it off and threw it to one of the beds.

A whimper of longing escaped my throat as she continuing pealing the clothes from my body. I felt weak, dazed, unable to fight her as her lips began trailing hot kisses down the slope of my arm.

Meanwhile, Shaniz was undressing too. She was completely naked within seconds, still touching herself. Her breasts were enormous and stunning. She had applied plenty of lotion on them that they glistened like seals beneath the flow of water. The only person now remaining with clothes was Njeri

I turned and began kissing her wildly as I pulled the night dress up and off her body. She moved readily to my touch. My hands covered the swollen mounds of her boobies, my palms cushioning the elongated points of her nipples, rasping them gently as she moaned in rising pleasure.

She stared down at my hands, amazed at the contrast between my dark skin and her brown skin.

“Yes” Njeri cried out at the sharp, streaking pleasure that arrowed from her nipples to her punani, causing her to arch against me, her hands to reach back and tighten on the outside of my hard, muscled thighs. Her chest was tight with emotion, aching with the need for more than just my physical touch.

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Somehow, I still couldn’t believe I was doing this at a hostel in JKUAT.

I turned her over again so that her ass as pressed hard against my ‘D’. My hands gripped her hips and pulled them tightly into the cradle of mine.

My erection was now strong and thick, hot and hard, like warm steel, it pressed against the crease of Njeri’s buttocks. She ground the cheeks against it, her hips moving, forcing the shaft to part the rounded globes and press deeper between them.

I told her to bend and touch the bed, She obliged.. My girlfriend Shaniz then got up from the seat, came to the bed, kneeled and started kissing Njeri from the front. It was the most erotic thing I had ever seen

As the two kissed, I kneeled down, spread Njeri’s legs and started licking her punani from behind. I bet I looked like a calf that was suckling on her cow mummy’s titts. I growled as i feasted on her, my tongue dipping into the furnace of her vagina, drawing yet more of the frothy sweetness into my mouth.

At the front, Shaniz was grabbing Njeri’s boobs and pressing them hard while continuing to plant kisses on her. We were both giving her a kind of feeling that she couldn’t understand. She stared up the double decker bed, wracked by a pleasure so exquisite she feared it would destroy her mind. My tongue was ravenous, merciless. It plunged into the small channel, stroking sensitized tissue, driving her to the edge of madness as she writhed beneath it.

The uncontrolled intensity began to build in Njei. The rippling in her womb strengthened, the convulsive tightening of her punani became spasms of almost painful pleasure.

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I let out a high pitched growl, the sound vibrating against her clit as i pulled her apart even more, my tongue stroking deeper, my nose grinding against the little bud in a caress that devastated her and almost tore her to pieces

 

She screamed. I was afraid other people would hear us. And they did. Someone came and knocked on the door. But we didn’t answer. We kept going. Njeri’s orgasm exploded through her, ripping the world apart as light and color splashed behind her closed eyelids. Her mouth remained locked with that of Shaniz. Her hips gyrated, grinding her flooded punani against my mouth, intensifying the excruciating sensations as every muscle in her body trembled in protest against the strength of her release.

As the two BFFs were busy kissing, I took the condom i had carried with me and wore it

Njeri shattered. Everything inside her collapsed around the desperate penetration, the hard, almost brutal thrusts of my manhood inside her gripping cunt. It was super wet, still dripping from the effects of her orgasm. I shagged her like a dude gone mad, but even worse, her body accepted it, screamed out for more. She couldn’t believe that was her voice she heard. Shattered screams. Pleas for more. Deeper, faster, oh God…

Shaniz got up and went to put some music on the woofer. Njeri was too loud. But I didn’t mind. She was too sweet. Everything else around me seemed irrelevant. Even Shaniz became like an object.

After around ten minutes, I turned Njeri’s body and threw her to the bed so I could now shag her missionary style. I had wanted her so bad in the past but she was forbidden. Now she was available for my satisfaction.

“Harder…” she moaned as she looked me straight in the eye, Her hands were locked around the tight muscles of my forearms, her pink nails biting into my flesh, her sexy legs lifting, her ankles crossing above my driving hips. “Harder… Do me, Philip. Do me harder…”

Shaniz was now standing beside the bed, not knowing how to fit in. Did it hurt her that her roomie was enjoying the pleasure that her boyfriend was gigng? I didn’t know. Neither did I care. I just shagged Njeri like she was Rihanna under my body

I was now gasping, sweat dripping from my body to hers, my ‘D’ stroking inside her, pistoning desperately until i threw her higher, harder into yet another universe. She appreciated and reacted to everything my ‘D’ did—the locking, the stroking against the most sensitive area of her quaking cunt—and lost all sanity.

Not long after, the sounds echoed around us, guttural, primal, as a roar exploded from my chest and heavy pulses of heated sperm shot, hard and hot inside her.

I collapsed over Njeri. My breaths were hard, gasping; my voice rough like a sailor’s as i whispered words she could make no sense of. At that point she was the sweetest woman I had ever shagged, Our bodies were damp, locked together, and loathed to part. We could have stayed that way for eternity and none of us have protested. My eyes were closed and as the last violent pulse of my climax shuddered through my body

Moving away from Njeri was the hardest feat i had ever attempted in my life. Pulling away from the fisted grip her punani had on my ‘D’ was torture, an agony of pleasure nearly as intense as achieving the soul-destroying release that had ripped through me.

I dragged my tool out of her, amazed at the incredible weakness that had overcome me. I would have done anything to stay in there just another second, to relish the sublime pleasure i had found locked inside her heat.

We had allowed the moment to capture and take us away, but then we looked to the side and to our surprise, Shaniz had put her clothes back on. She was sulking. She was mad. We had completely ignored her and she had seen enough of it.

She grabbed her handbag and stormed out of the room not caring to close the door behind. I called her but she didn’t turn back. I rushed to close the door, fearing that a passerby might see us naked.

Njeri and I stared at each in blank astonishment? What were we supposed to do now?

 

REMINDER: I write Etemesi’s Tales every Friday here at Ghafla. If you have any further inquiries, Whatsapp 0722258272

Anne Kansiime Distances Herself From President Museveni As Besigye’s Calls For Boycott Hits Artists Hard

Ugandan opposition called on their massive supporters to boycott all entities associated with the ruling regime. And the aftermath is visible!

President Museveni bullied his way to victory in the just concluded Ugandan presidential elections. Kizza Besigye’s Forum for Democratic Change (FDC) has resorted to using boycotts to frustrate the ruling National Resistance Movement (NRM) and all entities associated with them.

Also Read: Oppressed Besigye Calls On Ugandans To Boycott Events By Jose Chameleone, Juliana Kanyomozi And Bebe Cool And This Was The Reaction He Got

Ugandan comedian, Anne Kansiime has since distanced herself from President Museveni as FDC’s calls for boycott hits pro-Museveni artists hard.

Kansiime, Bebe Cool, Jose Chameleone, Juliana Kanyomozi among other heavyweights turned up at Speke Resort Munyonyo on October 16th 2015 to attend the launch of ‘Tubonga Naawe’, President Museveni’s re-election theme song.

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Anne Kansiime with President Museveni at ‘Tubonga Nawe’ launch

In an interview with NTV Uganda yesterday, Anne Kansiime distanced herself from President Museveni saying she doesn’t take political sides.

“I don’t belong to NRM or FDC. I don’t take political sides,” Kansiime was quoted as saying.

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Sonko Protests Vigorously After He Was Named One of the Worst Performing Senators

Mzalendo Trust recently named Nairobi senator Mike Sonko as one of the worst performing senators.

He was named alongside Nominated Senator Hosea Ochwangi as the worst performers of 2015, something which has driven Mike Sonko up the wall.

The Nairobi Senator took to social media to explain himself to his voters and accused Mzalendo trust of being detractors with shoddy opinions

“As we approach electioneering period, so many ways including malice and propaganda will be used to discredit other politicians especially those who are focused on service delivery. Today Mzalendo Trust delivered a report on 27 MPs who did not contribute in the parliamentary proceedings in which I have been mentioned as one of the worst performing Senators in the Senate. However, I accept any healthy criticism on my parliamentary performance. But I wish to bring to the attention of the Great people of Nairobi City County that the same Mzalendo Trust was bought and paid by one of the Nairobi City County bosses and held a press conference on 21/1/2016 condemning my efforts to bring to book the City Hall askaris who were brutally killing our innocent hawkers in Nairobi.” he begun.

 

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Before adding “ It has now emerged that this same lobby group dubbed Mzalendo Trust which was attacking me has now conducted the shoddy opinion poll to dent my good image while my record of contributing and tabling of motions in senate is very clear in the harnsard which captures all the senate proceedings.

So far I have tabled and urged a petition over retrenchment of Kenya Airways staff.

I actively debated on the impeachment of Embu Governor Martin Wambora.

I actively debated during the supremacy wars between the Senate and the National Assembly on the allocation of county funds.

I debated on a motion on recarpetting of all urban roads “

He then went to list the motions that he had filed in parliament before promising to expose what he calls ‘political cowards’ funding Mzalendo Trust.

‘Retired’ Gospel Singer Ringtone Burns Kes 500,000 To Fly Tanzania’s Christina Shusho In a Hired Chopper To Magadi (Photos)

He announced his retirement sometimes in January 2016. Multimillionaire Ringtone is now spending his money flying hired choppers, or is it not!!

Ringtone Apoko called it quits two months ago following numerous scandals and fall out with Music Copyright Society of Kenya (MSCK).

Also Read: Gospel Artist, Ringtone Quits Music, Unfortunately No One Seems To Mind

Apparently Ringtone didn’t retire per se, he only took a sabbatical. The ‘Pamela’ hit maker sought the services of Tanzania’s gospel queen, Christina Shusho, to make a comeback.

“Biggest collaboration in the Kenyan music industry LOADING………. AM BACK BUT ON ANOTHER LEVEL GLORY TO GOD…… THE AUTHOR AND FINISHER OF MY LIFE.” Ringtone disclosed deliberately keeping who he is collaborating with a mystery.

But Pulse has revealed Ringtone is collaborating with Christina Shusho. The gospel singer reportedly spent Kes 500,000 to hire two choppers which flew him and Christina Shusho to Magadi to shoot their video.

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Remember Yolanda Masinde, the Young Kenyan Lady Who almost Became Miss World? Here She Is Now (Photo)

I don’t think Kenyans will EVER forget Miss Kenya 2000 Yolanda Masinde.

This is because she was the only Kenyan who almost clinched the Miss World title. And many say that Yolanda would have become Miss World were it not for a small hitch which was that she named Mariah Carey as her role model.

16 years on, Shamillah Kiptoo has finally reconnected us to Yolanda and she has gotten marriedand seems to be doing well.

 

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That Little Issue of Nyeri County Spending Ksh 800,000 to buy Underwear for Young Boys you Probably Missed

Just when you thought the odd county budget items seems to be a forgotten issue, another county emerges with one more.

This time it is in Nyeri County where for some reason most likely in an effort to remember the boy child does exist, the county government has come up with a new policy. This time instead of just the girl child being the recipient of goodies in form of sanitary pads, the boy child will get under pants.

In making the announcement, the Nyeri County Chief Special Programs Officer Beth Karimi said the plan targets all primary school boys in the county and will cost 800,000 KES. The aim is to enable the boys improve their sanitation and encourage them to shower. It may have the best intentions but many are questioning the logistics and whether the effort will actually see an improvement in hygiene.

Achana Na Project X Ya Watoto! A Red-Hot Steamy Pool Party Went Down And Girls Exposed Skin Like Crazy…Top Fisi Shaffie Weru Attended (Photos)

Project X must have blinded us, we almost forgot to shed light on the most titillating pool party that happened days ago!

Shaffie Weru is never shy to reveal he’s a member of the thirst bandwagon, Team Mafisi. There is no way the Kiss FM presenter could have missed a pool party, especially when it was happening at an high-end hotel.

Kristoff aka Mluya wa Busia turned a year old days ago and as such he decided to throw a pool party at Weston Hotel on Langata Road. You all know who owns that posh hotel!

Anyways, a number of celebrities showed up including Crème De La Crème, Big Pin, Pendo the socialite and of course Team Mafisi board member, Shaffie Weru.

Girls… yes they turned up in their numbers and boy, they paraded skin in their already skimpy swim suits.

See photos in the gallery below:

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Remember ‘Fresh Freddy’ From The Famous Close-Up Advert? This Is What He Is Up To Now (Photos)

Back in the day, before the likes of Ian Mugoya and Nick Mutuma took over the entrainment scene as some of the hottest fellows in Showbiz, ladies were swooning over a certain lad.

His name is Paddy Mwangi but most of you know him a ‘Fresh Freddy’ from the famous Close-Up’ ad.

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It’s been decades since that famous add aired but few are yet to forget the dazzling smile displayed in the ad.

Today, Paddy has outgrown his Fresh Freddy look and has become a Life coach, Motivational speaker, Entrepreneur, Actor and Accomplished Author. He is quite the achiever, I tell you.

 

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Paddy the entrepreneur co owns ‘Fuzzy Brush’ a chewable, portable toothbrush that promises to brush your teeth and freshen your breath at a go. Unfortunately, it’s not sold in the country but is big in Greece, Netherlands, the UK USA, Greece and Singapore. In addition, he has created branded mascots for many organizations including Airtel and also owns a storage company called Walkers.

The last time we saw Paddy on screen was when he played Fela ,Leo’s villainous brother in the critically acclaimed  movie ‘Leo’ .Since then, we have not seen much of Paddy, as it turns out he has been busy writing this book:

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Yuck! Condoms And Sanitary Pads Serve as Ingredients to This Popular Drink in Meru

What appeared to be another routine demolition of illicit brew dens turned out to a shocking experience for all those involved.

The Interior Principal Secretary Karanja Kibicho had led the expedition which went down in Meru to continue the crackdown on illicit brew especially in Central Province. The PS and crew were shocked when overturning one of the tanks only to discover the sanitary pads and used condoms pouring out of the cans.

The PS lifted the used condoms to demonstrate the extent rogue illicit brewers go to in order to make the harmful brews. He also told the attending crowd of the government’s ban of molasses and yeast in the region in order to prevent the rampant brewing of harmful and illicit alcohol. 

 

Football Fan Milks His Woman’s Nyonyos In Stadium During The Day

It seems sex is the order of the day everywhere you turn to.

For some reason it appears to be the order of the day whether among the well off or the poor in the street. So prevalent is this thirst and ‘rachetry’ that even in the broad daylight and and huge crowd of the stadium a man still found a way to cuddle his woman’s nipples  despite the obvious discomfort he was causing to her. The man’s action were caught on camera and he seemed not to mind it.

Check his weird behavior in the video below;

 

 

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After Mustapha Praised Huddah Monroe’s Skills in the Bedroom, Huddah Monroe Shares Some NSFW Lungula Tips

What can we say? There is never a dull moment whenever Huddah Monroe is around. She is just always up to something that will leave people talking; after all she isn’t called the nation’s provocateur for nothing.

A few weeks after Mustapaha raved about Huddah’s skills in the bedroom, the young lady took to social media to reach the ladies a few things about doggy style.

 

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She shared the photo above with this caption “And this NOT how you lay down for doggy style Ladies …. Knees gotta be on a straight line with the belly and your genitals should be tightly locked into each other to form a “KNOT” then whine your waist Sloooowly to his *banana emoticon*…… Make a guy feel like he is stuck between HELL & HEAVEN and he doesn’t really know where to run to……”

She also promised to show this style practically if Buoart wins in the upcoming BAKE awards under the Best Photography Blog category.

 

Sauti Sol Pulls A Rihanna In New video with Ali Kiba

This morning, multiple award-winning Kenyan group, Sauti Sol, released their much-awaited collabo with Ali Kiba.

The song that goes by the name’ Unconditionally Bae’ is a bonafide love and dance song that talks about the difficulties of finding love in the modern world where money and drama are the centers of our lives.

The video showcase the beauty that Kenya has to offer as it is shot at the English Point Marina by South African video director Justin Campos of Gorilla Films.

Just like Rihanna did with ‘Work’ Sauti Sol release a dance video in conjunction with the English Point Marina Video .The dance video is directed by Enos Olik, styling is done by Benie Amandine (Casa Dalhia) while the dance choreography is done by Chiluba.

Sauti Sol said in a statement: “We are thrilled to release this song. Our fans have been waiting for it, even demanding it, and it’s time to honour that. Africa, we hope you love our first collaboration with Alikiba as much as we do. Alikiba is a legend and we are honoured to work with him.”

Alikiba said in a statement: “From the first time I met Sauti Sol I knew I had to work with them. I admire their style and I found that they loved mine too. It was so much fun and seamless working on this project. My Bongo family and fans across Africa – we present this to you.”

Check it our below:

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Pierra Makena Reveals She Is Pregnant And She Is Even More Hot Like Never Before (Photos)

Kenya’s top most female deejay Pierra Makena is pregnant and five months too at that.

As one of the most stunning women in the local showbiz industry, it is amazing how she has kept it under wraps for so long. What is only more amazing is the fact that she looks even more sexier. Yes I said it and I don’t have a fetish for pregnant women.

Even her fans agree and quite a number were asking for her secrets to maintain such a smashing figure and glowing skin. Her pregnancy has also not slowed her down as she still gets on the decks hard. We congratulate her for the achievement as she joins the select club of celebrity ladies about to become new mothers.

Here are her photos as she revealed her baby bump.

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Beatrice Ndung’u,The Brilliant Radio Princess,Has Now Launched A Major Youth Foundation… With The Blessings Of Kenya’s Biggest Movers And Shakers.

For almost a decade now,one young Kenyan woman has straddled the online media landscape like a colossus – breaking boundaries,defying stereotypes,raising the bar,smashing the glass ceiling and rewriting history. Beatrice Ndung’u is not a new name to many digital types. She’s been around for quite a while,managed to achieve marvelous success within a n incredibly short time,positioned herself as a mogul and force to reckon with even before she hit thirty and rattled the online radio sphere with the gusto and the earnestness of a caged tiger.

Her strikingly gorgeous face and succulent smile is what gets you first. And the she started talking business,starts name-dropping and starts calculating the math,and that’s when you know you’ve walked into the presence of greatness in the making.

She’s been dubbed Kenya’s Mosunmola Abudu,the Lagos-based mega media personality,entrepreneur and philanthropist. But Beatrice is not your everyday media darling. Tenacious and unbowed,zealous and ingenious, Beatrice has presided over her media conglomerates with the ease of a butterfly,launching an online radio station in your twenties and watching it stratospherically flourish to unimaginable heights is not everyone’s everyday achievement.

And now,Beatrice has a new baby…The Young Media Foundation. The YMF (as it is abbreviated) is a non-profit organization in Kenya,whose main mission is to give young people the tools and skills to make their voices heard. Young Media Foundation aims to play an effective role in the development of communications as a major instrument for continental building and a vital element in the socio-economic development process. Its projects have included art therapy for sick children, Bricks for School, which aims to create sustainable models in rural areas to alleviate poverty and create employment by building schools out of bricks. SEMA radio is also an initiative of the Young Media Foundation and is a tool for youth empowerment.

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And to boost it’s potency and influence,Beatrice,aided by her very dependable partner and manager Kenneth Njuguna,and a very effective team behind her,decided to introduce a mentor-mentee program where young people from all over Africa can be mentored and coached on life and careers by the best of the best. I am talking State House insiders,media moguls,business men and women,Politicians and many others.

Here are some of the super successful mentors on Beatrice Ndung’u’s Young Media Foundation-Eric Kinoti,Ian Mbugua,Dennis Itumbi,Ezekiel Kemboi,Big Tedd,Kemi Fadojutimi,DJ MO,Robert Burale,Raila Odinga Junior,Paul Mukoma,Evans Gor Semelango among many others.

You can have a brilliant chance of being mentored by them by emailing them DIRECTLY at info@youngmediafoundation.com and they shall answer your questions. Oh,and you can also get to meet them LIVE! And have them for yourself. Face to face. Learn,get inspired,moved,mentored,coached and edified by them.

PS : Yours Truly is a mentor too. So, yes, you can email me too and we can have that chat.

Life= changed.

Controversial Billionaire And Twitter ‘Bigwig’ Jacob Juma Attempts To Shade Uhuru Kenyatta On Twitter, Only To Be Dragged Thoroughly By A KOT

Jacob Juma is known for being a businessman who enjoys the finer things his life.

While most business men like to use Rage Rovers as a means of transport Mr. Juma is often spotted getting chauffeured in a high-class Rolls Royce Phantom.

Away from business and his opulent lifestyle Jacob Juma likes to dabble with politics and has gained nationwide fame for his very vocal opinion about corruption in Kenya.

He recently decided to take shots at the president only for someone to drag him on Twitter:

 

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Bishop Margaret Wanjiru Among Many Kenyans Irked By What 7 Kanjos Did To A Disabled Woman (Video)

City County askaris are known for their unchallenged brutality and heinous crimes against hawkers which mostly go unpunished. They did it again only this time the victim was a disabled woman!

It was only in January that Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko threatened to resign following the brutality of kanjos.

Also Read: Sonko Threatens To Resign In The Next 24 Hours If His Ultimatums Are Not Met

City County askaris are once again wagging on people’s tongue after a video popped showing kanjos mistreating a disabled woman on a wheelchair.

Nairobi gubernatorial aspirant, Bishop Margaret Wanjiru, was among many Kenyans who expressed their frustrations with kanjos.

“I don’t understand how a City Askari can handle a disabled person in this manner. The reports of City Askaris of harassing, stabbing hawkers even to the extent of killing them has escalates! This must STOP!

As a solution, once elected as Governor:

1. Allocate business areas for the hawkers and build modern markets for them (China is a good example of how modern markets work). When I was the Starehe Mp, I built stalls at various places within Nairobi and I gave them for free. We will ensure that Nairobi has the highest standard of cleanliness than other other County.

2. Take the City askaris through training on how to better serve the people of Nairobi. People must be treated with dignity

*If you have an idea on how best to improve our city and restore the glory, you can share on this post or inbox me. #‎MamaCountyBishop Margaret Wanjiru.

Watch the video below:

After Reports Emerged That Fred Omondi Had Skipped on an 800 Kshs Shisha Bill, He Takes Wily Paul’s Ex for a Romantic Night Out at Villa Rosa Kempinski (Photo)

Fred Omondi was recently accused of bailing out on an 800 Kshs shisha bill.

This was after he allegedly ordered a pot of shisha for a certain lady and her pal only to skip on the bill as soon as the waiter asked .An incident that led to him getting exposed on one of Kenya’s most popular blogs.

But despite being unable to cover the 800 Kshs, Fred Omondi certainly did not have a problem taking his new squeeze, Michelle for a romantic night out at Villarosa Kempinksi.

 

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Ghafla Exclusive: Citizen TV’s Anne Kiguta Is Pregnant With Her Second Child

A few weeks ago, a fan of Anne Kiguta asked her if she was pregnant when she sported a dazzling orange baggy top and a purple miniskirt.

But many of us did not pay mind to it as Anne chose not to respond.

However reliable sources close to newscaster revealed that she is pregnant with her second born. “Nowadays she is often spotted in over-sized trench coats and scarves and opts to present the news while sitting down. And if you watched yesterday night’s bulletin you can attest to this.” The source added.

 

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Attempts to reach Anne Kiguta to confirm the good news proved futile, but we will keep you in the loop once we get more information

Joho’s Woes With Jubilee Government Deepens As The State Decides To Withdraw His Security Detail And Asked Him To Surrender His Licensed Firearm

Mombasa Governor Ali Hassan Joho has been embroiled in a fierce battle with the state over various issues but this time round it’s his security being targeted.

Joho’s fall out with Jubilee government was evident when President Uhuru pitched tent at the Coast in January.

Uhuru flew to Mombasa without informing the governor of his visit contrary to the protocol which requires governors to welcome the president when he visits their counties.

Joho publicly blasted Uhuru for snubbing him during a public rally at Shika Adabu grounds Likoni, where Uhuru was issuing 7,807 title deeds to squatters of the controversial 930-acre Waitiki farm.

The second battle between Joho and the government came with the closure of container depots associated with Joho a month ago.

President Uhuru reportedly ordered the immediate closure of container depots associated with Mombasa governor Ali Hassan Joho.

Portside and Autoport Container Freight stations were shut by Kenya Revenue Authority (KRA) officers on grounds that the depots were used to smuggle contraband goods into the country.

The latest brawl between Joho and the government is the withdrawal of the governor’s security detail. Joho says Mombasa County Commander issued directive to withdraw his personal security.

The Mombasa governor further revealed Chief Licensing Officer of the Central Firearms Bureau in Kenya, Mr. Kimaru, has instructed him to return his licensed firearm with immediate effect.

Joho says he is being harassed by Jubilee government because of his political stand. The Mombasa governor issued a press statement explaining his ordeal:

OFFICIAL PRESS STATEMENT BY H.E HASSAN ALI JOHO

This evening following the inexplicable withdrawal of the Government sanctioned security detail allocated to the Office of the Governor of the County of Mombasa, my harassment by the state has been extended further by a call from the Chief Licensing Officer of the Central Firearms Bureau in Kenya, Mr. Kimaru, instructing that I return my licensed firearm with immediate effect, I would like to state as follows;

1. As a Citizen of this great nation of Kenya, we have the right to administrative action that is expeditious, efficient, lawful, reasonable and procedurally fair according to Article 47 (1) and (2) of the Constitution of this country. I consider the demand to withdraw my firearm unprocedural and done in extreme bad faith. I consider it particularly distasteful that it would be done through a telephone call. I would wish to state clearly, that I SHALL only consider responding to written communication and due process in the withdrawal of this firearm. We shall NOT be responding to telephone calls from unknown entities in the middle of the night.

2. According to Article 29 of the Constitution of Kenya, “Every person has the right to freedom and security of person”. I, Governor Ali Hassan Joho, being of proven Kenyan citizenship by birth, and like every other Kenyan, I am entitled to a reasonable level of security provided for by the Government of Kenya. Given the unique circumstances of my service to the people of Mombasa and Kenya at large, I would like to state that I consider it unreasonable to withdraw this security detail without a clear explanation of the same. I however am cognizant of the political environment in which this has been done. While it is NOT an entitlement, it is rational to expect similar treatment by the state to all people who hold the position of Governor elected by the people of Kenya.

3. Given the rampant security failures of this administration in the protection of the lives of our citizens. I would wish to urge the Government of Kenya to spend more time improving the security of all Kenyans and spend less effort harassing political dissent. True security can only be achieved when we are ALL safe, not just a select few.

Finally, One cannot help but to establish a sinister pattern in these recent developments. A pattern that seeks to silence all vocal opposition. A pattern that fails to understand that my voice has been given to me by the people of Mombasa, and that silencing me does not silence the people. It is incomprehensible that the Government and Jubilee coalition would take a loss in the recently concluded Malindi by election so badly. I would ask the President and his deputy to accept that the “risk of loss” is an essential part of democracy.

I wish to make it clear at this juncture that Kenyans should hold Coast Regional Commissioner Mr. Nelson Marwa PERSONALLY responsible in the event that anything should happen to me.

I am a devout Muslim and my faith dictates that my security comes from the Almighty Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta’ala, and not the designs of men. I shall remain firm in my conviction; I shall remain a servant of God and the people of Mombasa who elected me. When doing so they committed me to fighting for their rights and those of the wider coastal region. I shall not be intimidated nor shall I falter. I urge our people to remain steadfast, the end is nigh, this governments time is up and these desperate clutches at straws are but the last kicks of a dying horse.

I take consolation in the words of the revolutionary soldier Nathan Hale, before his unjust hanging, “My only regret, is that I have but one life to give for my county”. May God bless you all and this beautiful land of ours Kenya.

H.E Hassan Ali Joho

Governor, Mombasa County

Diamond Sought South African Doctors To Carry Out DNA Tests On Him, His Wife Zari And Daughter. The Results Proved Who Tiffah’s Biological Dad Is

Diamond finally had DNA test done on him, his wife and daughter in South Africa before he flew to US for his gig in Las Vegas.

Tanzanian Amani newspaper had an exclusive interview with Diamond Platnumz who revealed DNA test was done to determine Tiffah Dangote’s biological father.

Amani says Diamond decided to fly to South Africa for the DNA test in order to avoid prying eyes of Tanzania’s media.

“Kutokana na manenomaneno ya watu, ilifika mahali alichoka, akawa njia panda. Hivyo ili kuondoa figisufigisu, akamwambia Zari waende wakampime DNA mtoto na yeye. Ni kabla hajaenda Marekani.” A close contact to Diamond told Amani.

DNA results proved Diamond was indeed the biological father of his daughter Tiffah Dangote. Diamond broke down in tears upon receiving the results of the DNA test.

The singer had been under insurmountable pressure from different entities to prove Tiffah was his sweat and blood. This was after Ugandan billionaire Ivan Ssemwanga, Zari ex husband of 10 years, claimed he was the Tiffah’s biological father.

Ivan has sired three boys with Zari; Pinto, Quincy and Didy. Asked about Ivan, Diamond watered down his claim over Tiffah.

Amani: Wanaposema Tiffah ni mtoto wa Ivan, wewe unachukuliaje?

Diamond: Ingewezekana vipi! Watu watofautiane, miaka ipite halafu waseme mtoto ni wake! Mimba inakaa tumboni kwa miaka mingapi?

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11th March 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

UEFA Europa League Round of 16 is the hottest topic on social media this morning. Manchester United lost to Liverpool 2-0 while while Tottenham Hotspur were humbled by German club Borussia Dortmund 3-0. Football aside, controversial sex party Project X has once again gained momentum following yesterday’s events. We shall be updating you on that in a short while, for now check out some of the hottest stories we have for you this Friday morning:

#1SEX TIPS: Guys, Here Is How To Ask A Girl For Nude Photos

#2Hottest Female Criminals from Lang’ata Women’s Prison Cause a Stir Online after Their Photo Goes Viral

#3Meet The Coolest Nun in Kenya Who Is Very popular On Instagram. She Is a Fan of Janet Mbugua, Prezzo and Even Kim Kardashian

#4Mzungu Sponsor Who Was Seen Sucking Noti Flow’s Nyonyos In A Miniature S3x Tape Cozies Up With Her From Nairobi All The Way To The Coast (Video)

#5“Why I was Fired From Nation Media” John Allan Namu Gets The Details From Gaddo

#6Uzee Ni Wewe! Believe It Or Not This Extravagant Badass Granny Who Has Wowed Everyone Was Once The Governor Of Central Bank Of Kenya (Photos)

#7Project X Curtain Raiser! 24 Matatus Ferrying 500 Varsity Dudes And Chicks To Masinga Sparks Fears Project X Could Have Started Following The Incident Last Sunday (Photos)

#8“Veve was my mother,my father,my mini-god,my boyfriend and my sister” Ex KBC Presenter Reveals How She Spent 10k Weekly On Miraa

#9Forget Project X a Politician Has Been Busted With Two Schoolgirls In His House In A Suspected Threesome Orgy

#10Gloria Muliro Loves Her Cars Fast Check Out Her New Speedstar (Photos)

Bungoma Pregnancy

There is a pretty good reason why Bungoma is the third most populous county in Kenya.

It simply has not just a very fertile population but one which engages in sex quite often and quite early. If you doubt this, consider the recent case where a high school in Bungoma, Chelebei Secondary School discovered in a routine check that 20 girls were pregnant.

The girls who include 4 from form four were found pregnant just a few months from last holiday. This incident confirms that recent report findings that found sex to be rampant among the teenagers. It also presents a fresh challenge to guardians and authorities regarding sex education.

Eric Omondi Introduces The Most Beautiful Mother In-Law In Kenya’s Showbiz

While Eric Omondi’s chopper landing stunt at his girlfriend’s red and black event stole the headlines,

there was someone else whose presence was also eye catching. His fiancés’ mother, was present at the event to offer support. Eric Omondi took the chance to share the photo proclaiming her as the most beautiful mother in law. It is hard not to agree looking at her features and you can clearly tell where Chantal gets her beauty from.

Here is the photo of the three

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Hottest Female Criminals from Lang’ata Women’s Prison Cause a Stir Online after Their Photo Goes Viral

The term ‘prison bae’  was coined after a mug shot of a smouldering hot criminal called Jeremy Meeks went viral after Californian police uploaded it to their Facebook page.It is now used to describe good-looking criminals.

Meeks was recently convicted for illegally possessing a firearm, but we are yet to forget his flaming hot look.

Back in Kenya two female prisoners have became a hit online thanks to the fact that they are finer than frog’s hair and look really polished for prisoners. The two beautiful girls became popular after Miss Siaya and Nyamira county paid them a visit and took this photo:

 

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The other reason why they have caused such as stir on social media is because the one on the left is believed to be Ms Ruth Wanjiku Kamende aka Biggy , a woman who gained infamy after stabbing her lover 22 times in a fit of deathly rage.

 

 

Look At A ‘Humbler’ Obama Back In His 2006 Visit Before the Beast And All The Secret Service Detail

As Barrack Obama marches care-free towards the end of his term, he is assured his legacy will be intact from whichever angle you look at it.

For Kenyans, he will forever be that son who climbed to the apex of global power. However, long before he became POTUS, he was a senator, and while everyone was in a celebratory mood at the time, the powers that be were not so convincing including one Alfred Mutua who famously called him a small time senator.

During that arrival there was no official car instead he used an NGO vehicle to ferry him from the airport. 

 

 

Obama’s visit in 2006 was totally different from his pompous recent visit as POTUS .Look at how young the girls were.

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Forget Project X a Politician Has Been Busted With Two Schoolgirls In His House In A Suspected Threesome Orgy

While the nation is busy castigating the organizers of the now infamous Project X party, it appears a politician somewhere has been feasting off the buds of students.

The shocking and scandalous revelation came when police busted school children at a Homabay MCA’s home. The two form four girls were found in the house after police acting from a tip off by the public radied the house and found them in there.

County Commissioner John Omusanga however said they cannot conclusively say the MCA had had sexual intercourse with the girls until a medical report had been obtained from the hospital. The two students were taken to Homa Bay Referral Hospital for examination as the MCA claimed it was a trap.

Shock As 20 Students Of A High School In Bungoma Are Found Pregnant

There is a pretty good reason why Bungoma is the third most populous county in Kenya.

It simply has not just a very fertile population but one which engages in sex quite often and quite early. If you doubt this, consider the recent case where a high school in Bungoma, Chelebei Secondary School discovered in a routine check that 20 girls were pregnant.

The girls who include 4 from form four were found pregnant just a few months from last holiday. This incident confirms that recent report findings that found sex to be rampant among the teenagers. It also presents a fresh challenge to guardians and authorities regarding sex education.

DR Congo Is In Short Of Big Booties! Lingala Maestro Koffi Olomide Is Forced To Seek Corazon Kwamboka’s Booty Services

Corazon Kwamboka owns one of the finest derrières in the continent, ones which the legendary Koffi Olomide couldn’t resist!

Congolese singer Koffi Olomide is expected in Kenya anytime soon as he is set to thrill his Kenyan fans this coming Sunday at Arboretum Gardens.

Koffi will be performing at the 11th edition of the bi-monthly Capital FM’s Koroga Festival. The event usually brings some of the biggest names in African showbiz to perform in Kenya.

Even before Koffi touches down in Kenya, bumfull socialite Corazon Kwamboka has revealed the Congolese singer sought her services.

Corazon says she was one of the video vixens in Koffi Olomide’s new song which is yet to be released. The socialite revealed was featured in Koffi’s new video months ago. You all know what video vixens do in Koffi’s songs, shake buttocks like their survival depend on it!

“A few months ago with @koffiolomide_officiel in Kinshasa. I was starring in his music video yet to be released! Can’t wait for koroga festival on Sunday yeeeeiii! Hopefully I will be in Nairobi” Wrote Corazon.

 

 

Gloria Muliro Loves Her Cars Fast Check Out Her New Speedstar (Photos)

Gloria Muliro is one of the country’s most celebrated gospel artistes.

Hers is an image of humility, comeliness merged with unrivaled talent. She also acts like a mother figure all which are attributes that do not mark her out as someone who would enjoy the thrilling speed of a sports car.

She sure does not look like an adrenaline junkie yet her choice of car to move out and about town will greatly surprise you. It may not be the super sports car but it is a pretty fast car all right and cool looking to.

She has for herself a sleek Celica GT-S.

 

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