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How Kenyans Mourn And Laugh Betty Kyalo And Dennis Okari After Their Marriage’s Death

Betty Kyalo and Dennis Okari had a marriage that was celebrated online and hailed by news sites all over.

As expected, when the mills, were filled with reports of an impending break-up and impending divorce, social media platforms started hitting out at them as others sympathized with them. It became a ful blown out case of vitriol following Betty Kyalo act of dropping the Okari name from her Twitter handle.

Many blame the couple for putting much of their lives on social media, while others empathized with them asking for sobriety and letting the two deal with the issues under their own privacy. Here are a sample of the tweets from #KOT

 

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Too Steamy! Huddah Grinds and Caresses A Stripper’s Big Butts In A Club As Other Strippers Put Up A Wild Performance (Video)

Huddah Monroes is arguably one of the most seductive female personalities on the Kenyan scene.

She is quite a maverick of a socialite an attribute which makes her welcome at social circles not just for her luscious flesh but also apparently for her intriguing persona and vibe.

She has a knack for the outrageous and the sensual all which her horde of fans drool upon. This time round her nocturnal activities found her in some gentleman’s club and she put up quite a show. She got to one of the high profile strippers present, bent her over and grinded the pompous butt as she caressed it in quite a skilful and sensual manner.

The stripper responded in equal passion driving the revelers in a frenzy. Then other stripers male and female came on stage to put on a steamy sexual performance. Here is the video

 

Too Steamy! Huddah Grinds and Caresses A Stripper’s Big Butts In A Club As Other Strippers Put Up A Wild Performance (Video)

Huddah Monroes is arguably one of the most seductive female personalities on the Kenyan scene.

She is quite a maverick of a socialite an attribute which makes her welcome at social circles not just for her luscious flesh but also apparently for her intriguing persona and vibe.

She has a knack for the outrageous and the sensual all which her horde of fans drool upon. This time round her nocturnal activities found her in some gentleman’s club and she put up quite a show. She got to one of the high profile strippers present, bent her over and grinded the pompous butt as she caressed it in quite a skilful and sensual manner.

The stripper responded in equal passion driving the revelers in a frenzy. Then other stripers male and female came on stage to put on a steamy sexual performance. Here is the video

 

“Prezzo Keep Off Other People’s Wives!” Prezzo Warned Of Dire Consequences In A Threat Which Was Embedded With A bloodcurdling Video (VERY Graphic Content)

Prezzo has been given stern warming to desist from hitting on other people’s wives! A threat he shouldn’t dare ignore!!!

Memories of Prezzo giving a married Betty Kyallo hard time on KTN’s Friday Briefing are still fresh. Perhaps that’s the reason why concerned folks are worried about Prezzo hitting on married women.

“Prezzo Be Warned: Kibera Man Tied To Rails After Banging Someone’s Wife” Twitter bigwig Nyakundi penned an open letter to Prezzo.

Nyakundi embedded a video showing a seasoned philanderer who was busted screwing someone’s wife. The womanizer was tied to a railway track just before a train passed and bisected him into two halves.

The message Nyakundi was trying to pass to Prezzo was that if he doesn’t stop fooling around with other people’s wives the same fate could befall him.

The video is VERY VERY graphic. If you have the guts to watch it, click the link below:

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“Prezzo Keep Off Other People’s Wives!” Prezzo Warned Of Dire Consequences In A Threat Which Was Embedded With A bloodcurdling Video (VERY Graphic Content)

Prezzo has been given stern warming to desist from hitting on other people’s wives! A threat he shouldn’t dare ignore!!!

Memories of Prezzo giving a married Betty Kyallo hard time on KTN’s Friday Briefing are still fresh. Perhaps that’s the reason why concerned folks are worried about Prezzo hitting on married women.

“Prezzo Be Warned: Kibera Man Tied To Rails After Banging Someone’s Wife” Twitter bigwig Nyakundi penned an open letter to Prezzo.

Nyakundi embedded a video showing a seasoned philanderer who was busted screwing someone’s wife. The womanizer was tied to a railway track just before a train passed and bisected him into two halves.

The message Nyakundi was trying to pass to Prezzo was that if he doesn’t stop fooling around with other people’s wives the same fate could befall him.

The video is VERY VERY graphic. If you have the guts to watch it, click the link below:

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You Will Not Believe Just How Much Weight Willis Raburu Has Shed In 2 Months! Here Is His Secret

Overweight issues and their related health problems are a big challenge to societies worldwide. It is thus always a good step when we have leading celebrity figures put in the effort and work to holistically lose weight for health reasons.

Recent examples include Nazizi, Kalekye Mumo. Men are not being left far behind though and leading the line is the burly Citizen News Anchor and host Willis Raburu. Wile celebrating his 29th birthday, Willis revealed a couple of highlights of his life and aside from earning the first TV job straight from campus, one of his life highlights apparently started two months ago.

The presenter has been on a tight regimen in a bid to cut weight and he revealed he lost a massive 6 Kgs in just two months. His secret/ healthy eating and detoxification. He also revealed he is looking to hit the gym with more dedication. As we wish him a happy 29th birthday we encourage and cheer him on on his journey.

Source Citizen Digital. 

Huddah Threatens To Kill Vera Sidika As She Rants How Her Bleached Skin Is Rotten and Smells Like Burnt Plastic (Video)

Just a few weeks ago Huddah Monroe and Vera Sidika were desperate to smash each other but now Huddah wants to slice open Vera’s throat!!!

A fortnight ago, Vera and Huddah took many by surprise after they ended their perennial beef going on to open up about their undying desire to smash each other.

Also Read: After Opening Up About Her Thirst To Smash Huddah Monroe, Vera Sidika Goes Berserk About Banging Fellow Ladies

But in a new twist of events, Huddah drew her daggers wanting to skin Vera Sidika alive. The socialite took to the social media to threaten Queen Vee and called her all sorts of names.

Huddah attacked Vera’s bleached skin saying she used River Road concoction to lighten her skin. She claims Vera’s skin had been adversely affected that’s why she couldn’t walk in bright sunlight.

Watch the clip below to see how Huddah mauled Vera on social media:

“Kama Hawajakata Sehemu Zao Za Siri Tutawashika Tuwakate Na Lazima.” Sonko Demands The 9 MPs who Heckled Uhuru To Get Certificate of circumcision from IEBC (Video)

The drama witnessed in parliament during President Uhuru’s fourth state of the nation address has rubbed some Jubilee MPs the wrong way and now Sonko is now demanding that those who were involved in heckling the president should be circumcised!

9 opposition MPs were kicked out of the National Assembly last Thursday after they disrupted President Uhuru from delivering his speech.

Also Read: KBC Who Were The Sole Broadcaster Of The Dramatic Parliament Proceeding Didn’t Show This Part Where Millie Odhiambo And Other Cord MPs Called Uhuru A Thief

Sonko responded to the insult from Cord MPs by demanding that the electoral body IEBC to demand legislators to produce certificates of circumcision for MPs could be allowed to vie.

“Those 9 MPs who behaved as if they haven’t been circumcised….I want to bring a motion that will require MPs to have certificate of circumcision before IEBC clears any MP to vie” Sonko revealed when addressing the press.

Watch the video below for the full speech:

Betty Kyallo Publicly Announces She Has Dropped Her Husband’s Last Name ‘Okari’ To Retain Her Original Name. Has Her Marriage Finally Ended?

She changed her name to Betty Okari some six months ago when she got married but now ‘Betty Kyallo’ is the name she wants to be called!! What happened to ‘Okari’???

Even though they haven’t said a word to confirm or deny they have indeed separated, the tell tale signs show all is not well between Betty and Dennis Okari.

Last night the two journalists were on screen one anchoring news on KTN and the other reporting on the development in marking the first anniversary of Garissa University College massacre.

Dennis Okari was reporting live from the Garissa University College in Garissa for NTV and his wedding ring was conspicuously seen on his finger.

Betty Kyallo’s ring was also intact when she was anchoring news. But one thing attracted the eyes of curious viewers.

The KTN anchor had changed her name and she made sure KTN viewers knew about it. The wording on the screen showed Betty had changed her Twitter handle from @bettyokari to @bettymkyallo.

Just a week ago on Friday 25th March 2016, Betty’s twitter handle was @bettyokari when she was anchoring news.

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Betty on Friday Briefing a week ago on Friday 25th March 2016 see her twitter handle

Betty anchoring news last night Friday 1st April 2016, notice the change on her twitter handle

Just When You Thought Kenya Has Nothing To Show The World, This Kenyan Invented Machine Made Americans Sit On The Edge of Their Seat #Bascotimemachine

A new Kenyan made machine has become an internet sensation even before it’s officially launched. What it does will blow you away!!

Paint manufacturer Basco Paints has introduced a new Duracoat Silicone Exterior Emulsion Paint that has FOUR amazing benefits.

First, the paint is specially formulated to protect your building against whatever the weather can throw at it.

The new Duracoat Silicone Exterior Emulsion is water repellant which mean it protects the surface of buildings from water damage.

Duracoat Silicone Exterior Emulsion is also breathable meaning any moisture brought inside gets a chance to dry up.

Duracoat Silicone Exterior Emulsion has properties that repeal dirt and UV rays thus keeping the surface ever clean.

The last benefit of a new Duracoat Silicone Exterior Emulsion Paint is the reason why Basco Paints invented a state of the art machine that’s wowing everybody.

To test the durability of the newly launched Silicone External Emulsion paint that lasts up to 15 years, Basco paints invented a time machine that allow users to see 15 years in the future in the most quirkiest way.

To prove that Silicone External Emulsion paint can last for many years once applied, the time machine allows users to time travel and see your future in 15 years

The time machine was launched yesterday. Click the link below to see the time machine:

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Karun Rocks Up Amazing Dreadlocks…She Looks A Lot Like Lauryn Hill

Karun-Runka formerly Miss Karun is one of the most talented female singers and rappers in the country with her distinctive and soulful voice a delight to listen to.

Many have actually been associating her act to that of the legendary soul, blues and hip hop artist Lauryn Hill. She may not have geared there intentionally but the comparisons are usually made. Karun just did something else that has given her quite a striking resemblance to the iconic musician.

While other damsels struggle with weaves, she has stuck to her natural hair and even gone radical for some old skul dreadlocks style. She not only seems ‘wiser and deep’ with that mage look but really reminds one of Lauryn Hill.

Here is her new look

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Frasha Addresses Rumors That the Members of P-Unit Had a Serious Fall-Out and No Longer See Eye-To-Eye

Break-ups are never sexy.

In fact they are a total snot-fest with some crying, others becoming super salty with others going to extremes and hurting their ex- spouses. But P-Unit’s break up was not one of those kinds of break ups as Frasha revealed.

The popular group disbanded at the beginning of 2015 with each member intending on pursuing a Solo career and some suggest that the break-up was not as amicable as the guys made it look.

“I don’t know which P-Unit they are talking about because we guys are still going on strong.” He said before revealing that P-Unit was more than a group, they were brothers so refusing to talk to each other was out of the question.

 

 

He also revealed that the reason he embarked on a solo career was that he wanted to break out of his comfort zone and experiment with new sounds and enjoy a different experience.

His solo career is not too shabby as he will be releasing an Album by the name ‘Dakitare’ at the end of this month, on the 29th to be specific . An album that shows us the can be eclectic in his music as it is a fusion of different genres of music.

Frasha also revealed that his upcoming album contains so many collabos with artistes from different genres , from genge to benga ,kapuka to chakacha,  Frasha promises that the concoction of the different types of genres will result into something mind-blowing so be on the look-out.

Frasha Addresses Rumors That the Members of P-Unit Had a Serious Fall-Out and No Longer See Eye-To-Eye

Break-ups are never sexy.

In fact they are a total snot-fest with some crying, others becoming super salty with others going to extremes and hurting their ex- spouses. But P-Unit’s break up was not one of those kinds of break ups as Frasha revealed.

The popular group disbanded at the beginning of 2015 with each member intending on pursuing a Solo career and some suggest that the break-up was not as amicable as the guys made it look.

“I don’t know which P-Unit they are talking about because we guys are still going on strong.” He said before revealing that P-Unit was more than a group, they were brothers so refusing to talk to each other was out of the question.

 

 

He also revealed that the reason he embarked on a solo career was that he wanted to break out of his comfort zone and experiment with new sounds and enjoy a different experience.

His solo career is not too shabby as he will be releasing an Album by the name ‘Dakitare’ at the end of this month, on the 29th to be specific . An album that shows us the can be eclectic in his music as it is a fusion of different genres of music.

Frasha also revealed that his upcoming album contains so many collabos with artistes from different genres , from genge to benga ,kapuka to chakacha,  Frasha promises that the concoction of the different types of genres will result into something mind-blowing so be on the look-out.

Nairobi Shamba La Mawe! Mature Man Takes Off His Clothes To Entertain Ratchet Girls At XS Millionaires Club (Video)

Thought Nairobi entertainment hotspots only offered revelers the services of female strippers? Their male counterparts are also in business.

Female strippers only fascinate straight men and lesbian girls. Which exotic dancers entertain straights girls and gays??

XS Millionaires nightclub in Nairobi came up with an ingenious idea to satisfy revelers of all sexual orientations.

The club has employed the services of both male and female strippers to entertain club goers. The image of a fully grown man removing his clothes and rubbing himself on a pole is traumatizing to most straight men.

But not straight ladies, they are totally blown away with the sight of a naked man dancing for them erotically.

Watch the clip below to see how girls reacted to a male stripper:

Nairobi Shamba La Mawe! Mature Man Takes Off His Clothes To Entertain Ratchet Girls At XS Millionaires Club (Video)

Thought Nairobi entertainment hotspots only offered revelers the services of female strippers? Their male counterparts are also in business.

Female strippers only fascinate straight men and lesbian girls. Which exotic dancers entertain straights girls and gays??

XS Millionaires nightclub in Nairobi came up with an ingenious idea to satisfy revelers of all sexual orientations.

The club has employed the services of both male and female strippers to entertain club goers. The image of a fully grown man removing his clothes and rubbing himself on a pole is traumatizing to most straight men.

But not straight ladies, they are totally blown away with the sight of a naked man dancing for them erotically.

Watch the clip below to see how girls reacted to a male stripper:

Oh Poor Morris! The Former Street Boy With Fluent English In Court To Be Sent To An Approved School

When Morris spoke from the streets and made the whole nation listen to his simple, true wisdom and the whole nation listened, the future looked bright.

This has unfortunately proved not to be the case as at now. He graced the screens as a guest anchor only to get back to the streets following problems at the children’s home that had taken him up.

When he went back to the streets, he was found counseled and finally did go back to the children’s home and for a moment it appeared the worst had passed. Now, it appears, the kid is set to appear in Court to be sent to an approved school after the children’s home department picked him up over procedural issues.

This is basically close to punishing the kid for being saved from the streets. The directors of the children’s home have narrated their experience and appeal for help from the public and government. Here is the narration 

This is not an April Fools Joke.

As I type this Morris is being held at the children’s court awaiting a court order to place him in an approved home for no reason other than the fact that our registration is still ongoing. 

Kenyan Photographer’s Photos Featured On Sophisticated International Magazine, Harpers Bazaar (Photo)

The world better watch out! Kenyans are coming and they are taking it all.

Kenyans were known for their skills on the track but thanks to Lupita, Edi Gathegi and others we are now known in the big and small screen. Kenyans have also taken over the art world with Wangechi Mutu getting featured in JayZ’s 2013 video ‘Picasso Baby’ off the album ‘Magna Carter Holy Grail’.

But Kenyans are not yet done yet; Thandiwe Muriu and Muthoni Njoba’s work was featured on this month’s issue of ‘Harper’s Bazaar-Arabia’ .

Muthoni did the makeup on the model Amanda KP while Thandiwe was behind the camera and was responsible for this awesome, awesome shot.

 

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The shoot was for Dubai-based label ‘All Things Mochi’ and was shot at the Giraffe Manor in Kenya.

Ufisi Itamuua! MC Jesse Gets Dumped Like Dandora Trash after His Wife Caught Him Pants Down With a Sexy ‘Gacungwa’ (Video)

The posh EdenVille estate located off Kiambu Road came to a sudden standstill after MC Jesse’s beautiful wife stormed out of their house in a huff.

The reason for this storm out was that MC Jesse was caught pants down trying to boink the neighborhood’s househelp.

Word is, MC Jesse had been ruthless with his wife and often berated her angrily and the cheating was the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back. Ticked off, the wife packed her things and left in her posh BMW.

It took the intervention of the shamba boy, who MC Jesse had mistreated earlier for the wife to comeback and the two lovebirds were reunited.

This is all fictional of course and it’s the premise to Boss M.O.G’s new hit ‘Vumilia’ featuring Size 8 who plays the role of the wife and MC Jesse palsy the role of the dreadful husband.

Check it out below :

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Meet The Little But Talented Comedian Looking To Unseat Anne Kansiime As The Queen Of African Comedy.

Anne Kansiime has enjoyed the status of being Africa’s best female comedian for a long time and has performed all over Africa during her tenure.

But there is a new female comedian looking to topple the comedy giant and her name is Emmanuella angel Ella. A case of David and Goliath as Emmanuella is only 6 years old!

 

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Ella rose to fame after her comedy clip ‘this is not my real face o’ went viral. Since her new found success, Emmanuel has won awards and even gotten a chance to roast some of Africa’s best comedians.

 

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This was at a fully packed recent stand up show called Funny Bone Untamed. At only 6, she got to share the stage with seasoned comedians Bovi (famed for his skits on ‘Yemi Alades’ Johnny and Korede Bello’s Godwin) and Basketmouth.

Check out some of her clips below:

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Orange Decides To Reward Kenyans With 500MB Data And FREE Calls And Texts To All Networks For One Week After They Finally Got The Lion’s Share Of Kenya’s Telecommunications

Frenzy on social media as Orange spoils Kenyans with gift hampers of unimaginable scale!

Orange Kenya has finally managed to get the lion’s share of Kenya’s telecommunications industry. As such, Orange has decided to reward Kenyans.

Orange is giving ANYONE who has Orange line 500MB data and FREE calls and Texts to all networks for one week.

What are you doing not having an Orange line? Rush to the nearest shop and grab an Orange line before the gifts elude you.

But before you rush, remember today is April Fools’ Day, the gift hampers was only a prank. But not to worry, Orange has Tujuane Tariff for you.

Tujuane Tariff enables you to talk without stress; it offers you the cheapest way to call across all national networks.

No subscription is required, simply dial the number you want to call and start talking. It is available all day and all night. If you are not subscribed to any other voice offer on Orange, Tujuane is the default tariff.

Imagine for Ksh 3 bob a minute, you can call across all networks. For Orange to Orange calls, it’s only Ksh 2 bob per minute. SMS across all national networks is only Ksh 1 bob.

Why get stressed using other networks when Orange is offering you the best deal anyone has ever offered you?? Visit Orange website for more details

 

Etemesi’s Tales | The Girl Who Didn’t Wear Panties

WARNING

EXPLICIT CONTENT: Do Not Read If You Are Holier Than Thou

During the Easter holidays, I decided to go to Kampala with my buddy Brayo since there were no plans for a family get together on my side. Brayo has lots of reliable connections in Uganda. He studied at Makerere so that quite explains why. Also, this meant that finding a place to stay on our few days there wasn’t going to be a problem.

On Good Friday, we hopped from place to place and after dusk, we partied with one of Brayo’s Ugandan pals called Mukasa. He was a huge guy and a beast with women. I enjoyed watching him in action. He even took a girl to the washrooms and banged her. Unfortunately, Brayo and I didn’t get to chips funga anyone so we retired to Mukasa’s home in a nearby estate at around 2 am.

On Sato, Mukasa chomoad another plan. There was a traditional wedding ceremony taking place just near where he lived. He said there’d be lots of girls so declining wasn’t an option for us.

At the gate, every guest was supposed to confirm their name on their invitations list. Apparently, Uganda is the land of gate crushers. Fail to put appropriate security measures at your party and the whole community will pop in. Luckily, the security guys accepted the bribes from Mukasa and allowed us in

“These are my good Kenyan friends, Don’t charge them too much”, he told the guys before pressing a few notes on their hands and asking us to follow him

Inside, we were forced to sit through hundreds of speeches that were all delivered in Luganda. Brayo and Mukasa had plenty to talk about so they didn’t seem bored. As for me, I almost felt lost. I asked Brayo if we could leave and go somewhere more exciting but Mukasa assured us that food and hard partying would follow just right after the sppeches

As I persevered the incomprehensible rumblings, a pretty girl came and sat next to me because the venue was almost full and the sit next to me was one of the few ones available.

After a few minutes of silence, she spoke

“Are you from around here? I’ve never seen you before”

I swear she spoke like Kansiime, only that her voice had more soprano to it, making her sound more sexy.

“No I am actually from Kenya,” I answered with a smile

“Nice. I love Kenyans, even though I have never talked to one before. I am Grace. But you can call me Nasiche. I like that more. I am a teacher at Nabisunsa Girls Secondary School.”

She was already giving out too much information but it was okay. Too much info always means that a girl is interested in you.

“I am Philip. Nice to meet you Nasiche. What does Nasiche mean?”

“It means ‘one born during the locust season’.”

Our conversation picked up pretty well from there even though it was difficult for me to be a good boy and keep my eyes off her cleavage and thighs, She was such a hottie. I swear she must have noticed my maneuvering eyes. We talked for almost an hour before she suggested leaving the place to go have lunch.

“I am hungry. These people won’t finish their speeches anytime soon. They are like pastors on Christmas day. They just keep people hungry for too long intentionally. I think I should go to my house and have lunch before I come back. You can come if you like”

“Is it far from here?” I asked

“No, just five minutes walk.”

I had to go with her or else she might leave and I would never see her again. So I informed Brayo and Mukasa about my temporary departure, then accompanied my new ‘friend’

Her house was a soothing pale cream, and she’d worked very hard to keep the garden and the profusion of plants on the front porch and the back patio tidy. It wasn’t a big house, not by any means, but it was lovely and warm and homey.

Nasiche seemed like a lady with a bold, dominant personality, but she radiated a very feminine vulnerability that had crept beneath my skin and aroused my most primitive protective instincts. She took a few minutes to cook and soon, we were eating some strange tasting meat with matoke.

I kept eating while telling her multiple interesting stories about Kenya then to my surprise, she reached for my fork and cut off a big piece of matoke chunks. When she led the fork to my mouth, i automatically parted my lips, and she slipped the piece inside.

I closed my lips, and an expression of sheer ecstasy flashed across my face. “Good God,” i said, taking the fork from her and cutting off another bite, then feeding her too. “This is decadently delicious.”

Things moved swiftly from there and it wasn’t long before we were kissing. As we munched on each other, I instinctively gathered her into my arms and began caressing her.

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It was easy for my hands to explore every part of her body since we were eating from the couch. I took my time from boobs to thighs, before sneaking my fingers into her soaking poosy

“I don’t wear panties by the way” she declared

“You never wear panties?” I asked for clarification

“I don’t like panties. I like being free” she said, smiling, before kissing me again

They say girls that don’t wear panties are slutty but at this point I didn’t care much. All I wanted was to bang a Ugandan.

Eyes closed, we let our mouths linger against one another. Immediately a riot of sensations was set into motion. What i felt was strong enough to wipe away the fear of her possible smuttiness, to allow me to forget the probabilities of a former partner of hers busting in the room. What would be the headlines in blogs back home?

‘Team Mafisi Member beaten Like A Burukenge In Ugandan Soil By Woman’s Jealous Lover’

It was in my best interests to put such fears behind me and enjoy the moment

Nasiche was hot with lust, she didn’t mind at all when I loosened the belt of her skirt and parted it. She enjoyed the rush of cool air, the extra bit of freedom, the feel of my hand slipping up her top and finding one welcoming breast. We kissed and touched, caressed and learned one another, until Nasiche found herself lying on her back with me cradled between her legs.

As I took off her top she stripped me in a heartbeat. I was naked before I even knew it. Wow. These Ugandan ladies are fast.

The need to bury myself inside her was building in my balls, I reached out to my trousers that were now on the floor and grabbed a condom pack

Nasiche’s face seemed to transform. It softened, grew more sensual. Her eyes slitted with seductive awareness as she watched me wear the condom. She reclined on the couch, alluring and naturally sensual, her leg bending, her knee rubbing against my hip as she braced herself for penetration

I watched as her fingers, so delicate and graceful, gripped the shaft and led it to the fluttering entrance of her ‘P’. She ran the thick head between the pouting lips of her sex; then she tucked it at the opening. She hadn’t even waited for me to do it myself.

Magic and flames, pure energy and wildness—that was the taste of Nasiche’s punani, and it sank into my soul with the force of a tidal wave. I murmured my appreciation for the sweet spiciness into her ears as she began letting out the moans

The first stroke into her drenched slit had her arching and crying out in her mother tongue. The second stroke had her hands in my hair, trying to hold me to her. After the third she lost her mind.

.But it was her lips, the curl of her tongue against mine, the feel of her hands, her nails sliding over my arms that entranced me even more. I licked at them and let her chase my tongue with hers as I pumped fiercely into her. The feeling of pure sweetness coursed through my senses. Her warm, pebble-hard nipples were burning my chest. I nibbled at the lower curve and felt her tongue rub against my upper lip. It was sexy and sensuous. My eyes locked with hers and I loved that confused innocence look filling her face plus the rapt, absorbed pleasure conquering her body.

My lips moved over her neck as she panted for air; my hands bunched on the couch beside her, holding my weight above her as i shagged her

I sipped from her saliva, then from her nipples. I drew the tight, hard points into my mouth and ignored her desperate cry as i suckled them into the heated depths of my mouth.

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“Philip. Oh, Philip. It‘s so good.”, she moaned.

It was a pleasure she didn‘t know if she could endure. She could feel each thrust of my penis as it sent echoing sensations to her clit. Her juices spilled from her punani, gathered on the folds of her labia and tormented her clit with the moisture.

Nasiche opened her eyes, staring down at her pelvic area as my ‘D’ went in and out. She was burning with goodness. She then stared back up and watched the perspiration as it ran in slow rivulets down the side of my face. Sweat covered our bodies and the fire raging between us was burning us to cinders.

I went for the kiss again, her tongue tangling with mine, mine thrusting into her mouth, mimicking the hard, desperate lunges between her thighs. This was agony and ecstasy all rolled into one and she didn‘t want it to ever end. She would die if it ended. It was building in her womb, in her veins, it was whipping over her nerve endings, every one, every cell of her body, and sending them into a cataclysm of sensation.

I withdrew then I got her up and bent her over so that she touched the couch. When i plunged my ‘D back into the plunging depths of her poosy from behind, she screamed. My manhood pushed inside her walls, stretched her nerve endings so sensitive I was worried each ecstatic thrust was going to destroy her. When I bent slightly and grabbed her tits then projected another powerful stroke, she exploded.

The orgasm tore through the core of her body and flashed through her soul. It shook her, inside and out, had her muscles jerking. Her torso lifted and her nails scoured the fabric of the couch as i held her there, my hands milking her, taking her places she had never imagined she would go. She came apart and erupted into a cascade of sweet confusion

I felt her vagina flooding on my penis but I kept pumping. I was burning. Not the burning i had known in the past. Not the burning i had known with other women. I was on fire. Flames were licking at my balls. Minutes later, semen seeped from the tip of my cock and into the condom. It was the most exquisite, craziest pleasure i had known in my life.

We couldn’t help it but collapse onto the couch and drift off into deep slumber thereafter.

An hour later, Nasiche woke me.

“We need to get back to the wedding. I think the festivities have began by now” she said

‘Sure” I replied. “Let’s go”

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She Is The Ultimate Groupie! This Young Girl Has Dated Almost Every Male Celeb In Kenya. She’s Dangerous,She’s Dirty,She’s Attractive,She Can Break Up Your Marriage (Photos)

Dirty Diana. That’s the title of a song that the late great Michael Jackson,the quintessential King of Pop,did back in 1988 that immediately shit to the top of the charts and caused massive controversy especially in the Royal Buckingham Palace.

The media largely speculated that the song was about the late Princess of Wales Diana but it wasn’t. The song was about an aggressive,persistent and notorious groupie named Diana who slept with all celebrities and would ensnare all the members of all male bands in town for a night of pleasure.

Infact, ”Dirty Diana” was scheduled for a live 1988 performance at Wembley Stadium during the Bad World Tour; however, Jackson felt the song would be an insult to Diana, Princess of Wales, who was in attendance, so he had it removed. Even though the globally-revered Princess had personally asked him to perform the song backstage.

And now,we have our own Diana. And just like the one in Michael’s hit song,she’s dirty. And very dangerous.

She’s Evelyn Wamuyu. That’s her official Government names. Her friends call her Eva. She sometimes calls her wily self Queen Eve on social media. And sometimes Veeva. A play on ‘Viva’ and ‘Eva’.

Eva is chocolate-skinned,young,shrewd,foxy,nubile,sultry and very street smart.

She is said to live in Nairobi’s Donholm Estate with some other girls or her sister,no one really is sure. Eva is roughly 22/23. She drives a Blue Toyota Passo and she frequently parks it outside Nation Centre or across Club Tribeka which she frequents alot.

Eva is a Dirty Diana. Probably dirtier than the legendary Diana… She’s been around the block,bedded many a male celebs,attends almost all gigs in two without fail,is a religious party thot,oscillates between event to event with the ease of a spider in a sticky Web and has been to the bed of way too many dudes. And some say,girls in this city.

You will find Eva at the DJ booth whispering some sweet nothings to the sweaty DJ, and then you will find her at the Club’s balcony smoking her existence away,you will find her at the corner of the Club immersed in a deep conversation with your favorite comedian and the other minute you will find her around your estate,driving back home,carefree and hung over as fuck.

Make no mistake,Miss Veeva lives a life as fabulous as that of her legendary namesake and former First Lady of Argentina Eva Peron. And she has the receipts to back it up.

Chronology of Eva Wamuyu’s Male Conquests.

Around September 2014- Dated Gospel singer 
Around this time,Miss Veeva dated some Gospel singer whose popularity has since waned. The singer was rather popular back then and he had actually won a Groove Award or two. Blogs wrote about the two extensively. The Gospel guy denied dating the girl even after he appeared at the Red Carpet with her at the Bingwa Awards. It didn’t last long. By December same year, Eva was gone. To the arms of another.

December 2014- Dated TV personality 
Same year,the same girl was now warming the bed of a popular TV personality who had a show on KISS TV back then. We’re not sure he’s still on Kiss TV because no one watches KISS TV anymore. But he was the ish back then. He had the looks, he had just started to pop,he looked like he was making a tidy amount and wasn’t always in the blogs. All the more reason why Eva went for the dude. He even once hosted her on his show to talk about fashion and such crap. As if we didn’t all know he was banging her black and blue.

February 2015- Fling with Football Star 
A football star who has recently been in the news for some very unsavory reasons was next in line. The particular star,who is said to be super rich and an avid lover of shisha and weed threw a huge party back then and Eva was in attendance. Eva wound later warm her way around the soccer bad boy eventually getting him to warm up to her,entertain her all night and leave for home with her. Nothing would be said of them after that. But there remains a photo of two of them cuddling at the wild bender.

February 2015 – Popular DJ 
Same month,different man. Eva would move on from her soccer dude to some DJ with the speed of light. The DJ was then playing at Capital FM and was also playing on K24 over the weekends. He is still a very much-sought-after DJ as we speak today. And he is rarely in the news. He has played at Hakuna Matata and was one of the headliners for some huge event in Mombasa last year. Eva had a thing with this man. Would appear in clubs with him (he used to play at some club along Ngong Road alot) and would even lost photos of herself wearing the DJ’s t-shirts with this image proudly emblazoned across the busty bust.

August 2015- Yet Another TV Personality 
Eva would now graduate to yet another TV guy. And this one seemed to last. Until it didn’t. The TV dude had a show on KTN and he would also be assigned many MC duties across town. Eva and the jamaa were inseparable back then. It was a tightly-knit affair. But the jamaa was a cheater too. Big time. In no time, he had part ways with KTN. And she would leave soon after. He wasn’t fazed though. He left her like it didn’t matter. Not that it did.

October 2015- Churchill Show Comedian 
Almost all Churchill Show comics are some of the thirstiest maafakas alive. They’ll date anything. And eat anything. Around this time, Eva would be seen at Clubs Tribeca,Mojos,iClub,Club Sevens and some other two clubs with some Churchill Show comic with shabby hair (sort of baby locks) with a little bright dye on top. The comic, who used to drive a black Toyota then, would make several appearances with the comic at the Churchill Show LIVE recording. And always had an assigned VIP seat. It seemed to last,this one. Until it didn’t.

Early December 2015 – Married Radio Guy 
A married radio guy famous for being a fisi and a cheater would then have a little fling with Eva at around this time. It was pretty brief and private But Ghafla can authoritatively state that it DID happen. The dude is said to be going through a bitter separation with his wife as we speak. We doubt it was caused by Eva. But we’re sure she did play a part. He’s stinking rich. And loves to travel. He did for sure take Eva out of town. Even out of the Country. And all of her girlfriends were fed all the details of the orgasmic trips around the World.She’s very poor at keeping secrets,this Eva.

December 2015- Another Churchill Show Comic 
These dudes love to share. And to pass girls around each other. And before long, little Miss Veeva was now in the warm hands of yet another Churchill Show comic who has since left the show to concentrate on his radio career. It was a brief one, this one. And because all Churchill Show comics hang around at the same place,she was back to visiting the Club Tribekas and iClubs and other CBD Clubs famous for weekly comics nights and Karaokes. She’d show up in the arms of the comic and even post photos of them together on some Instagram account that she since claims was hacked. It was beautiful. But messy. And awkward. But like all others, wasn’t meant to last.

2016…. So Far, So Good… 
She’s been trying to keep a low profile. But still,she pops up in events and gigs and all that stuff. She’s currently been linked to L Jay Maasai,the Gospel singer but there’s no evidence tying the two together. You will certainly notice her in the clubs for the way she parties, the large gang of girls and cheap freeloaders she shows up with, the skimpy things she goes around herself,her raucous behavior in the club and that yummy face and tendency to snuggle close to them stars and celebrities, sneaking up on anyone famous and spending her number – and legs – around.

Up next are some of the girl’s few pics. You recognize her now,don’t you? Yeah sure! Go ahead and book her. She seems to be very available.


 

 

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How I Found Love In A Plane

I was now ready to fly from Nairobi to Dar es Salaam. Then I spotted her. The one that was to serve me. I gazed upon her perfect form, staring as soft winds billowed around her. Most people did not pay attention to her details but I noticed everything. She was so beautiful, it was like the stars themselves decided to rest behind the soft cushion of her curves.

And no, she wasn’t beautiful in the classical way, no flowing golden curl or ivory skin; no piercing eyes or strong color. She was a bit shorter but certainly larger than a catwalk model, but in her petite frame, she was stunning. Something radiated from within that rendered her irresistible to everyone. Businessmen desired her and travelers wanted to be guided by her

I had been told that she was beautiful from the inside, something which I later found out to be true. She was all about simplicity, making things easy, helping those around her to relax and enjoy the hospitality she offered. Perhaps that is why her body glowed so, It was her inner beauty that lit her frame and softened her features. Whenever she shook, I couldn’t help but smile, even if it was just on the inside. To be in her company was to feel that you were someone that you had been wrmed in summer rays regardless of the season

From the moment I laid my eyes on her, I new I loved her. I had interated with many of her kind before but she was different. She was what dreams were made of. All throughout the trip, she offered me comfort and warmth that I only dreamt of. I didn’t even want us to land in Dar. I wanted the flight to continue a bit more so that I could spend more minutes with her.

Oh my sweet love. My sweet FastJet plane. I will never forget her. I will never forget my experience with her. I will never forget the day I got to know about her. The day I logged on to www.fastjet.com and booked a date with her for a price so cheap. For on 7700/= you can book a date with her too. Imagine, 7700 all the way to Dar

If I am to travel to Dar again, I wouldn’t want anyone else. Just my love FastJet. Look for her too in cas you ever decide to pop into the land of Magufuli. She’s the best. She’s Fastjet Airlines.

Ghafla Exclusive: Papa Shirandula’s Wilbroda Secretly Weds Nigerian Oil Tycoon. See the Gigantic Diamond Ring He Got Her (Photos)

Jacqueline Nyaminde has become a Kenyan sweetheart thanks to her role as ‘Wilbroda’ the hilarious character on Citizen TV’s hit comedy show Papa Shirandula.

And as it turns out its not only Kenyans who love her. Jacqueline has bagged one of Nigeria’s Richest oil tycoons who is known for his reclusive nature.

And true to his character, the Nigerian Tycoon who is simply known as ‘Mike’ preferred to keep his wedding with the voluptuous actress under wraps, opting for a simple yet expensive wedding by the beach. But there was one thing that they cannot be kept under wraps for long and that is the huge wedding bling bling Wilbroda is sporting at the wedding’s reception.

 

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Sources close to Wilbroda revealed that the tycoon met Wilbroda during a holiday in Kenya and a few years later, he popped the BIG question to his stunning girlfriend in the most romantic way possible, at the holiday resort where they both met.

The source also went ahead to reveal that you have all been pranked.

 

Happy April Fool’s day!

After Contemplating Suicide A While Back, Gay Gospel Artiste Now Courts Death Again After He Stopped Taking His ARVs

“I’m going to kill myself and this time round I will make sure I die. Tired of false hope. Tired of unfulfilled promises. Tired of broken heart. I’m tired of being phucked up all the time. I don’t want no more” this was Jojoi Baro’s chilling Facebook post around November last year.

A post that had people panicking as suicide is a serious thing because for someone to consider killing themselves, they have got to be dealing with something tremendous.

Thankfully, Joji reconsidered his scary stance and seemed chipper for a while now, until yester night.

Joji took to Facebook and revealed that he had stopped taking his ARV’s. “It’s been almost a month since I last took my pills. They have become so meaningless to me. I don’t know if I should be trying to remain alive and suffer more or enjoy how slow things are taking.” He wrote.

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A post that has had fans, friends and families panicking with a Facebook friend suggesting that he may be depressed if he was taking Efavirenz a drug used long with other medications to treat (HIV) infections. A drug whose effects can be life-threatening.

However despite the outpouring of support from people, Joji retorted with “ One month and I survived without them. I don’t know why you are a pretending to care.”

Former ‘Tahidi High’ Actress Joins Famous ‘Tabasamu’ Actress and Debbie Asila for a Riveting Show on K24

After taking a while off our screens, some of Kenya’s best actresses will be making a comeback on one of Kenya’s biggest stations.

Brenda Mwai formerly of ‘Tahidi High’ and Minnie and Sision Torome from ‘Tabasamu’ will be joining Debbie Asila and Sarah Ndanu in a new show called ‘Twisted’.

 

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Ngina Kenyatta Publicly Bonds With Her Adopted Brother Daniel Owira ‘Otonglo’ (Photos)

President Uhuru’s biological daughter is getting to know her adopted brother at lengths!

President Uhuru Kenyatta adopted Daniel Owira ‘Otonglo’ back then in 2013 after he wowed him with his performance during National Drama Festivals.

Also Read: President Uhuru Adopts ‘Otonglo’ Boy

Otonglo has been bonding with his siblings; Ngina, Muhoho and Jomo Kenyatta. Ngina recently took him to a Kenyatta Trust function.

Kenyatta Trust was founded by President Uhuru to transform the lives of young men and women in Kenya as well as to economically empower the communities from which they originate. Ngina is a director at Kenyatta Trust.

Ngina and Otonglo attended a function by Kenyatta Trust where they oversaw the launch of Tuungane Executive Mentorship Program aimed at pairing a mentor with college/university students.

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Shock As NTV Journalists Get Robbed In Broad Daylight (Photos)

Thugs are increasingly becoming daring and brazen in their ways.

They rob with impunity at any time and place. NTV journalist Peter Mwangangi suffered under the hands of such thugs in Mombasa. He and his colleagues were robbed of several valuables including work equipment which they had placed in a car they were using.

Thugs broke into the car and made away with the bad. Later, someone dumped part of the equipment at Central Police Station but still more equipment remain missing. The journalist broke the news on social media elaborating the unfortunate incident and the mini-recovery later.

Here are the photos

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Jalang’o Gets One of Kenya’s Richest Female Musician Twerking in Studio

It was an interesting morning at the Radio Maisha Studios after one of Kenya’s funniest men Jalang’o got one of the richest, musicians in Kenya twerking hard.

If you have watched Akothee’s video with Flavour you have seen just how hard the mother of multiples can twerk.

 

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Video: Akothee ft Flavour – Give It To Me 

 

She recently put those skills on display again after she was hosted by Radio Maisha on her media tour.

Check her out below:

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Kenyan WWE Wrestler Leaves Tongues Wagging after He Was Spotted Grabbing the Bum of One of Hollywood’s Hottest Women (Photos)

As it turns out, Kanye west is not the only celebrity who puts on a public display of affection that may also include a butt grab.

Towering Kenyan Wrestler David Otung who is born of a Luo father and a European American mother, recently scooped up the bum of one of Hollywood’s Most beautiful women.

But not just any woman, his wife, Jennifer Hudson. J Hud gained fame after becoming a finalist on the third season of American Idol and went on to become a big star winning a Grammy Award , BET Award, a Golden Globe award among many other awards.

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Despite the success the two have enjoyed, they still make time for each other and enjoy a little PDA too like this:

 

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KBC Who Were The Sole Broadcaster Of The Dramatic Parliament Proceeding Didn’t Show This Part Where Millie Odhiambo And Other Cord MPs Called Uhuru A Thief (Video)

Opposition legislators yesterday disrupted President Uhuru’s fourth State of the Nation Address at the National Assembly.

CORD MPs and Senators blow whistles to disrupt the head of state as he was delivering his speech in parliament.

National Assembly Speaker Justin Muturi was forced to kick out rowdy MPs who were causing mayhem but not before they called Uhuru a thief.

The legislators went out and ‘demonstrated’ outside parliament’s doors with placards written ‘thief’. Mbita MP Millie Odhiambo was on the forefront firing salvos at Uhuru.

National broadcaster KBC who were the sole broadcaster of the State of the Nation Address ‘refused’ to show whistling MPs.

All stations relying on the feed from KBC were made to play the same tune of saving government’s face. Below is a video showing how Cord MPs misbehaved in parliament.


NTV Suspends Larry Madowo After Defending Sacked Colleague Denis Galava

NTV has  today temporarily terminated Larry Madowo’s contract and subsequently suspended prime time news anchor over what the employer termed as gross professional misconduct and dismal perfomance , Ghafla has exclusively learnt.

This follows a series of bitter exchange between Madowo and his boss over the manner in which Daily Nation newspaper managing editor Denis Galava was dismissed . The ever charming Trend show host is on record for questioning and openly disagreeing with one of the senior bosses on social media. It is this “unprofessional misconduct” that has him locked out of the newsroom.

Ghafla has also learnt that the Larry has been summoned twice. In January, the “selfie” boy came under fierce criticism when he referred to Raila Odinga’s action after naming individuals who abetted the loss Eurobond money as mere “fart”.Keen to protect the image of the comapany,his boss summoned him where it is also reported Larry was asked to write an apology article on his column on the Daily Nation,the Frontrow in a bid to quell the evidently raging public storm.

According to the leaked email which was sent by Nation Media Group Broadcast Unit Managing Editor Linus Kaikai and copied to the human resource manager, Madowo is also accused of poor performance ,a situation that has seen geo-polls rating for the oldest Television magazine program the Trend go down. The show is now a shell of its former self after it was reduced to a laughing competition among the guests.

When contacted , Kaikai declined to speak to Ghafla as he was held up in a meeting. He however promised to call back.

It is not yet clear whether The 28-year-old alumnus of Daystar University and a former Gikomba market mandazi seller will host tonight’s Episode of the Trend show or not.

This is the second time the Nation Media Group has suspended a top employee in less than two months.Galava who was suspended and later sacked has promised a major court battle with his former employer.

Happy Fool’s Day!

Ababu Namwamba’s Pretty Wife Finally Gives Birth To Baby Number 3 (Photos)

Budalangi MP Ababu Namwamba is the new dad in town. His wife just welcomed a bundle of joy!!

Ababu Namwamba and his wife Priscah Namwamba are perhaps the most excessively affectionate couple of any legislator.

Just like ODM nominated MP honorable Isaac Mwaura and his wife Nelius Rwamba Mukami, Ababu and Priscah usually update their fans on social media about their private lives.

Just a few minutes ago, Priscah uploaded old photos showing her baby bump and a recent photo showing a child caption it “Finally…blessings!!!”

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Wait a minute, today is April Fools’ Day, Priscah could be taking us for a ride. She wasn’t pregnant recently!!!

“This Is It… We’ve Been Up Against the Wall But Finally…” Dennis Okari Speaks On The State Of His Marriage With Betty Kyalo

It was what many awaited, both fans and naysayers to the marriage of Dennis Okari and Betty Kyallo.

A clear statement from either of them confirming or denying the rumors that their marriage was on the rocks. They two have maintained a silence choosing to ignore the different versions of their said marital problems until now, the head of the house has spoken. Dennis Okari has decided to set the record clear.

Whatever the family may be undergoing, Dennis Okari clearly still loves his wife and family and has said so quite a number of times he may not need repeating it. Here are a few choice lines he has used.

dennisokariSpending time with the little Munchkin. I love my family, the best gift God gave me @bettymuteikyallo

dennisokariNothing makes me happy like watching the two loves of my life @bettymuteikyallo #Ivanna #FeelingBlessed

Dennis Okari This is it. I can’t wait to call you my wife @BettyKyalo we’ve been up against the wall but finally

Oh still his Twitter handle still retain the description; ‘Husband to the most beautiful girl in the world

Never Seen Before Photo Of Citizen TV’s Kanze Dena Rocking A Baggy Short As She Posed With Two Boys (Photo)

It’s hard to believe it was actually her in that photo, her look is insanely hilarious!!

Apparently Citizen TV’s Swahili anchor, Kanze Dena, went to a Mixed Boarding School in Embu County. She shared details of her days in primary school.

Kanze Dena was a class 8 pupil at St. Matthews Mixed Boarding School- Kianjokoma some 20 years ago. The Citizen TV anchor shared old photo as she explained how started assuming leadership positions while she was still a young girl.

“Everytime I mentioned that I went to KIANJOKOMA BOARDING now known as ST MATHEWS KIANJOKOMA BOARDING..guys thought it was a hoax…here is the evidence..this was in class 8 some 20 something years ago..yeaaa nione mtu akicheka..was the headgirl then @joshuaranjula (centre) was the headboy and Morris(I think) cant remember why we took this photo..na ni kama tulishikiwa tupigwe…. should make a point of visiting…” Wrote Kanze.

In the photo, Kanze Dena was in baggy short while her two friends the length of their shorts barely touched their knees.

 

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Doctor Leaks Medical Report Showing How Vera Sidika Was Treated Of Syphilis At Bridgeview Clinic In Hurlingham. Here Is The Evidence (Photos)

So Vera Sidika is team raw after all??? Only two weeks ago she was treated at Bridgeview Clinic after she contracted a chronic sexually transmitted infection (STI).

Syphilis is a chronic bacterial disease that is contracted chiefly by infection during sexual intercourse, especially when you are bonking raw!

Just before she departed to Malaysia, Vera Sidika paid Doctor Kizito Lweyu a visit at his Bridgeview Clinic a few blocks past Hurlingham Shopping Centre.

Vera was seeking medical help as she was suffering from syphilis. Dr. Kizito treated her for the chronic STI charging her Kes 50,000 after Vera bargained saying she couldn’t afford Kes 80,000 that the doctor demanded.

Vera paid Dr. Kizito Kes 15,000 promising to send him the remaining Kes 35,000 via Western Union once she got paid by the sponsor who flew her to Malaysia.

Dr. Kizito breached the code of ethical medical conduct and leaked Vera’s medical record after the socialite gave him a wide berth.

Dr. Kizito’s calls, texts and emails to Vera Sidika went unanswered for days, he lost his cool and decided to leak Vera’s medical report.

Ahem! Don’t take it too serious, today is April 1st aka April Fools’ day, the only day we are allowed to play practical jokes and spreading malicious deceptions.

Vera didn’t have syphilis, she’s in perfect shape. See her recent photos below:

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1st April 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

Drama was yesterday witnessed in parliament as President Uhuru gave his 4th State of the Nation address on his government’s progress in achieving the national values and principles of governance. Opposition MPs were whistling as the head of state was speaking. National Assembly speaker Justin Muturi had such a difficult time controlling legislators and at some point he was forced to throw out some. Parliament drama aside, below are the hottest stories this Friday morning:

#1Forget The Shocking Photos Showing Women Being Fondled, These Lovers Caused The Real Eyesore When They Decided To Do It On A Beach (Photos)

#2Avril’s Father Laid to Rest at Their Rural Home in Njoro, Nakuru (Photos)

#3Yesterday, I tried To Seduce A Yummy Muindi Doctor And This Is What Happened

#4Women Go Crazy Talking About What Popular Products Do In Between Their Legs

#5Gospel Singer Margaret Mutunga Is Dead!

#6Naughty African College Boy Oscillates His ‘Bazooka’ On A Girls’ Butt At A Ratchet Party (Video)

#7Eric Omondi’s Beau Causes a Flurry of Thirsty Comments from the Creep Squad After She Flaunted Her Assets in a Tiny Bikini (Photos+Videos)

#8After Leaving Industrial Area Prison, Popular Dancehall Artiste Gathers a 100 of Nairobi’s Biggest, Roundest Buttocks for the STEAMIEST Video of the Year (Photos)

#9Virginity Pays:Man spends over 1 Billion Dollars on His Virgin Bride for the World’s Most Expensive Wedding. Check out the Bride’s Dress Which Reportedly Costs 1 Million Dollars (Photos)

#10“Cheap PR You Cannot Defeat Anybody Including Waiguru Akisimama” TNA Chairman Johnson Sakaja Told Off After Posting Photos Of Him Having Lunch With Mechanics AT Grogon