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Track Legend Kipchoge Keino Gets First Olympic Laurel Award At the Rio Opening Ceremony

Veteran Kenyan athlete and two-time Olympic champion Kipchoge Keino is the first athlete in the world to receive the Olympic Laurel award.

Keino received the inaugural award during the dazzling opening ceremony of the official Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro,Brazil on Friday evening.

The award has been created by the International Olympic Committee to honour outstanding sportsmen and women for their achievements in social engagements.

Kipchoge, who is also the chairman of the National Olympic Committee of Kenya (Nock), received the award at the Games’ opening ceremony early Saturday morning at Rio de Janeiro’s Maracana Stadium.

In 2012,the legendary athlete was inducted as one of the 24 inaugural members of the International Association of Athletics Federations Hall of Fame.

Jogging to the podium to receive the Award,the beaming 76-year old said,

“As I receive this award, I would like to thank my family and friends who have supported me in all….Education supports not only empowers our youth to be better citizens and leaders of the future, but it will also mould them to connect positive change. Humanity depends on us to motivate them,”

The Kenyan athletic legend was honored for his tireless efforts in helping underprivileged children to gain an education.

Keino has also been on the forefront to help Kenyan youths from poor backgrounds realise their potentials in life.

International Olympic Committee (IOC) President Thomas Bach (left) applauds as former Kenyan athlete Kipchoge Keino acknowledges his Olympic Laurel award during the opening ceremony of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games at the Maracana stadium in Rio de Janeiro on August 5, 2016. PHOTO | JAVIER SORIANO |

First Ever Mobile Gaming App Launched By Prolific Churchill Show Comedian Sleepy David.

Popular Churchill Show Comedian has made history – while still asleep,so to speak.

The witty comic known for his hilarious one-liners and brilliant stage delivery has now added another feather to his already busy cap – launching a mobile gaming App for his fans across the World aptly called Keep Sleepy Awake.

If you’ve been closely following the groundbreaking comedian on social media,you must have noticed that,for the last one week or so, he’s been teasing Kenyans with short funny videos of himself with the tag line,‪#‎KeepSleepyAwake‬ and now,it seems like the wait is over as the whole blitz led to Sleepy launching his first ever Mobile App featuring a series of games that fans can engage with much like Candy Crush,Angry Birds or Temple Run.

The App,which is just 11mbs big ,promises to keep Sleepy’s fans awake for nights on end as they engage his character in numerous tricks and games and marathons using the fresh App.

It could well be very addictive and Sleepy has made sure that you won’t put your phone down once you download the App and start playing.

Brilliant move,I would say. From a K.U alumni.

So now,kiss goodbye to your dreary days of boredom and inability to make any meaningful progress on Candy Crush and download the Keep Sleepy Awake App.

WARNING : It will be hard for you to find Sleep after that.

Check the App out by following the link below and install it.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.jmreed.ksa

Time for some games,b**ches!

Newspaper Runs Two Different Obituaries For The SAME Man – One From His Wife And Another From His Girlfriend. (Photos)

It looks like the ‘runaway Sponsor’ phenomenon is taking a whole new dimension with young girls even competing for the man’s attention even after his death.

An American man named Leroy Bill Black from Egg Harbor Township,New Jersey was so loved that after his death,his wife and girlfriend both rushed to place contradicting obituaries in the local newspaper.

First,the wife placed the obituary on behalf of his official family not forgetting to include the obvious words, ‘He is survived by his living wife Baeretta Harrison Black’

Unsatisfied with the original plans for the obituary,the man’s girlfriend,Princess Hall,also decided to put up an announcement of her own on the SAME NEWSPAPER. And both announcements were published on the same day.

The girlfriend’s obituary had a little amendment as it read,

‘He is survived by his son Jazz Black…. Siblings…. And his longtime girlfriend Princess Hall ‘

The man died of Lung cancer and was working as a fiberglass technician. He was 55.

And very lucky.

Here’s the conflicting obituaries. Read and learn ,ladies.

PS: Little girlfriends,You might be advised,however,not to try a similar stunt around here. You seriously don’t want to have a funeral of your own organized as well.

 

This Man’s Facebook Message About Kenya Power Is Going Viral. It’s Very Deep And Very Disturbing. READ IT HERE.

This morning, Kenyans woke up to a massive nationwide blackout that lasted for over 7 hours after Kenya Power’s plant at experienced yet another one of those recurrent faults that sent the Country into darkness. Yet again.

Some couple months ago,Kenya Power gave us one of the most ridiculous excuses after a similar blackout was experienced by blaming it all on a,wait for it,monkey that fell into the

The World laughed at us. And we couldn’t bear the insult.

And today,at around 5.30am in the morning,some technical hitch affected power supply nationwide with Kenya Power officials falling over themselves trying to explain away the anomaly,as they always do.

Many Kenyans took to social media to pontificate on the matter, as usual,with 99% of them,especially those nutcases on Twitter, making absolutely no sense at all.

Power was restored alright but one brilliant man’s Facebook analysis of Kenya Power is sweeping the Internet for its brilliance,spot on points,urgency,potency and naked truth.

After all the kerfuffle had died down,Facebook user Gabriel Oguda carefully took to his account to share some deep – and disturbing – wisdom on the many errors Kenya Pepper should really be rectifying and what National Electricity really means for the survival of a nation.

He starts his musing with a little incident that happened in California, USA but by the time he’s done with the lecture,you’ll be sitting up and wondering how we’ve escaped a pure apocalyptic catastrophe for this long.

Kenya Power has been put on the spot in a way that no one ever has.

Check out the message and thank God we’ve not seen the worst of days yet.

With close to a thousand LIKES and over 300 shares,this is a classic piece you ought to take seriously. Very seriously.

This morning, Kenyans woke up to a national power blackout; Flights at the JKIA were delayed, the Port of Mombasa had to use cranes in the ships to offload cargo as they could not use the ones off-shore. Kenyans took to social media to rant all-day telling Kenya Power that we cant keep working like this. It is barely two months since a vervet monkey scaled the electric fence at the Gitaru hydroelectric power generation plant and plunged the whole country into darkness.

Let me tell you something.

On April 16th 2013, two gunmen walked into the San Jose Power Generation & Electricity substation, in California, USA, and took down ten transformers and three transformer banks at the time, in what was widely seen as an act of sabotage. Though the resulting power outages were minor, the gunmen did briefly knock out landline, 911, and cell service around the area.

The people of California were taken aback. That isolated incident raised worrying concerns that the US government was not adequately protecting its national electricity physical infrastructure. Initially, the raid was seen as an act of vandalism, but investigators combing through the incident started getting worried that the attack showed a level of sophistication that may have signalled future ones. “I don’t think we have the level of physical security we need”, John Wellinghoff, then chairman of the US Federal Energy Regulatory Commission, said afterwards in a statement which prompted the FERC to launch an inquest into the the level, and extent, of US preparedness if terrorists were to take down power grids in the country.

The verdict of the inquest was scathingly raw, and I quote; “…that of the 55,000 substations in the USA, there are 30 that play a critical role in the nations grid operations”, adding that “…if any nine, of the 30, were to be taken down by enemies of the US, the US would suffer coast-to-coast blackouts lasting 18 months or more.” When pushed, by journalists, to name the 9 key substations that holds the US economy by the windpipe, the FERC declined to give names saying only a select few of the nation’s security decision makers have the list, and for obvious reasons.

And that is the subject of this post.

Unlike the United States, Kenya has not many power stations to bank on if any of them were to be taken from the national grid. The hydroelectric power station at Gitaru is the largest, thus far. At 225MW to the national grid, Gitaru is the single most power supplier of all the 32 currently operational. If completed, in 2017, as planned, the Lamu Coal Power Plant, in Lamu County, will shoot to the top of big feeders – adding 960MW to the grid. Also watch out for the Dongo Kundu Thermal Power Station, in Mombasa County, that will inject 700MW into the supply line. The Meru & Turkana Wind projects, will also inject a collective additional supply of 700MW to the grid. But we will have to wait until 2018 for their turbines to begin roaring.

Meaning we’re still stuck with Gitaru perching on top. That monkey who scaled the 100-foot-tall dam holding back the Tana River and jumped into the main transformer feeding us with 180MW of power should never have made it to the world headlines. At any given time, whenever there is a blackout of national concern, the first point of checkup will be with the engineers at Gitaru.

But it could also be elsewhere – because Gitaru produces only 10% of our national power supply.

Today, the blackout we experienced from 5.30am has been traced back to the tripping of the main Olkaria-Nairobi supply line. I just love the way our power men are eager to send statements to press without checking whether this information could land in the wrong hands and be used against us, in the long run. The Olkaria I geothermal power plant, in Nakuru County, sends us 185MW to the national grid – too significant an energy outlay, and a national security installation, to be exposed just like that.

Thanks to the overzealous KPLC & KenGen communication department, we now know that if you wanted to paralyse the economy of this country, all you need to do is to start breeding monkeys in large numbers, fit them with explosive devises, and send them to scale up the high walls of our two power-generation plants. All they have to do is to drop down the main transformer and we are up and running in setting this country into a monumental chaos we wouldn’t recover from.

We keep telling social media users to desist from posting personal information that might be used against them online, but we haven’t yet fully fathomed the extent of the damage to our country if a terrorist organization would draw a plan to attack those two power stations on the eve of the general elections next year.

I want to tell you here, for free, that if anything were to happen to Olkaria and Gitaru and this country gets plunged into darkness on the eve of voting day, we will be dead meat. Jubilee will accuse CORD of planning violence under darkness. CORD will accuse Jubilee of switching off the lights deliberately to rig the vote. The day Kenyans will begin treating power blackouts as a national security issue is the day we shall see the danger we pose to ourselves whenever we allow mischievous monkeys to play with our peaceful coexistence.

“Before stopping terrorism, find the real terrorist.” – Pari

Kenya Power,did you hear that?

Geek Is Chic: Waihiga Mwaura, Uduak Amimo, Lupita Nyong’o and Other Celebrities Who Look Effortlessly Hot In Glasses (Photos)

Back in the day, people in glasses were viewed as geeks, but thankfully, geek has become the new chic and it seems that the sexy, bold glasses trend is here to stay

Today we look at celebrities who wear prescription glasses and manage to look flawless in them:

1.Lupita Nyong’o 

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2. Kalekye Mumo

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3. Waihiga Mwaura

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4.Joyce Omondi 

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5.Uduak Amimo

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6.This is Ess (Sharon Mundia)

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7.Ciru Muriuki

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8.Nameless

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9.Jimmi Gathu

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10. Calvo Mistari 

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From Foreskins As Dowry and Grand Mausoleums To Thousand Mile Walks Here Are Seven Amazing Or Crazy Acts Of Romantic Love (Photos)

Love has inspired a lot from the greatest of literary works to wars and works of architecture. If you think you are the only one who truly loves, then you are not well informed. Here I present to you some of the seven great as well as crazy acts of love. I take you from ancient times to biblical era into modern time.  Here they are, and no, Jacobs 14 year labor is not included

King David’s Dowry For Saul’s Daughter

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Tired of having a young anointed and popular solder upstaging him every time and with his legacy as king in question, King Saul devised the ultimate plan. He had already promised David his daughter’s hand in marriage and for dowry he demanded 100 Philistines foreskins! Yes, he did and like a script from a psycho horror flick David decides why not double the dowry and comes back from a raid having killed and circumcised 200 Philistines.

Taj Mahal

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Over to India, the Emperor Shah Jahan’s third wife Mumtaz Mahal had died giving birth. She was his most beloved he called her the ‘Jewel of the Palace’. The Emperor was deep in grief and over a decade later at the cost of the empire’s economy he constructed the Taj Mahal the biggest mausoleum covering 42 acres and rising 250 feet high. Here his wife rested and the magnificent structure expressed his lover for her

Grogan’s March For Love

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Kenya does have a representative on this list, the maverick white settler Lt. Col Ewart Grogan. Before coming to Kenya and becoming embedded in this country’s history, he at one point had to prove he was no mere fortune hunter over exaggerating his exploits. This was to earn the respect of his future father in law and secure the hand of his love, Australian lady Getrude Watt. At about 26 years of age he walked for two and a half years from the Cape to Cairo earning his lady and fame after the whole journey. He later built Getrude’s Garden Children hospital in memory of her

Nebuchadnezzar II Famed Gardens

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Another ancient act of love which became part of the seven wonders of the ancient world. The Hanging Gardens of Babylon were built by King Nebuchadnezzar II as a gift to his wife Amytis to help her feel at home by reminding her of the gardens , mountains and forests from her native home. Nebuchadnezzar II ordered the construction of a series of terraced gardens within the walls of the city, hundreds of meters wide and filled with a variety of exotic plants, herbs and flowers

Seif El Din Mustafa

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You may not remember the name but you will sure remember his stunt. What do you do when you want your wife back? Well hijack a plane. In one of the most dramatic love tales of modern times, Seif El Din Mustafa hijacked an EgyptAir flight with 81 passengers just because he wanted to get back to his ex wife. The man with a long criminal record had world fearing another fatal terrorist attack only for it to emerge that he was love stricken. He was later arrested with no one harmed in the whole ordeal

Joe Di Maggio and Maryln Monroe

Maryln Monroe was an icon and widely regarded as the ultimate sex symbol for men. Famous baseball star Joe Di Maggio was sure he had her for life but their marriage was a wild 274 days in 1954 but the player remained in love with her for a life time. Despite her marriage and divorce later he still cared for her and wanted to propose again in 1962 but she died shortly before he could do it. Joe DiMaggio never remarried and for the next 20 years, he would send fresh flowers to her grave three times a week. Damn! Such devotion

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Plastic Sugery couple

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Many times people speak of being the same one person one in love. In the spirit of what’s yours is mine, a couple went the full measure and did plastic surgery so that they share the same identity and looks as well as mannerisms. They even shared one name Genesis Breyer P-Orridge. Neil Megson and Jacqueline Breyer would receive a series of identical plastic surgery parts and procedures that would later total to more than $200,000. In 2007 Jacquline died and Neil began surgeries to look like his dead wife and continues to refer to himself as ‘we’ up to date.

From A Limo Drive to a 5 Star Hotel, This Is What Went Down At Size 8’s Surprise Birthday That DJ MO Threw for Her at the Upscale Dusitd2 Hotel (Photos)

As the most powerful man on earth Barack Obama turned 55, Size 8 was also turning a year older.

Fans, friends and other celebrities sent her the usual birthday wishes with DJ Mo also writing a beautiful birthday message to the love of his life.

I have learnt a lot from you ,you have been there for me and you love for God really brightens me up – Today as we celebrate your birthday I wanna let you know that you mean a lot to me and there is no exact word that I can use to explain how awesome you are to me – Love you Linet ,though it has not been easy for you to keep up with my craziness you have been a great wife and mum to our wonderful and beautiful Daughter – HAPPY BIRTHDAY.” DJ Mo wrote.

But that was not all; DJ Mo surprised her with a limo Ride from Ridgeways Mall to Nation center where dancers and the System Unit family were waiting for her.

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‘It was an emotional moment’ Size 8 said when describing the moment she arrived to a crowd of people that cared about her.

The biggest surprise was seeing her dad Mr. Munyali who looked well turned-out in a beige suit, white shirt and scarlet bowtie.

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They then got back in the limo and drove to the upscale DusitD2 based on 14th Riverside Drive where her friends had gathered for her party.

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Images Courtesy of Donald Gregory of gregory complement pictures 

President Uhuru Ends Hostilities With Kisii MCA Who Advised Him To Stop Smoking Bhang (Photos)

Like they say, there are no permanent enemies in politics. President Uhuru opened State House’s gates to an unexpected guest.

What’s up with President Uhuru inviting his fiercest critics to his house and rubbing shoulders with them?

Just the other day, Robert Alai was sitting with Uhuru in State House to the amazement of both Jubilee and Cord fanatics.

Also Read: Shock As Uhuru Invites His Most Ferocious Critic To State House!

Baba Ngina was at it again yesterday; Kiogoro MCA Samuel Onkwani was among MCAs that paid President Uhuru a visit at State House.

Mr. Onkwani is best remembered for his controversial message to the commander in chief way back in 2013. The Kiogoro MCA caused a stir when he told a public gathering; “Those close to President Uhuru Kenyatta should advise him to stop smoking bhang.” Onkwani was taken to court where he was charged for undermining the presidency.

But in a new twist of events, Uhuru ended his beef with the MCA from Kisii County. Dennis Itumbi reported that the president forgave Mr. Onkwani.

“I forgive you. “Let bygones be bygones.” Itumbi quoted president Uhuru as saying.

While some term Uhuru reaching out to his ‘enemies’ is mere gimmicks, others believe it’s a well calculated move aimed at making inroads into regions perceived as opposition strongholds.

Below are photos of Uhuru warming up to Samuel Onkwani

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#Jadudi1YearOn: Despite The Setbacks And Challenges Jadudi Fights On This Is his Current Situation(Video)

Yesterday, on 4th August 2015, a call went out to help raise funds for one Emmanuel Otieno aka Jadudi to get to India for his 4th brain surgery.

The campaign went viral and Kenyans in their thousands contributed after learning of his predicament. In just 48 hours 6 million had been raised and Jadudi became part of the public who prayed and wished his safe recovery. He went to India had a successful surgery and came back to the joy of the whole nation.

The cancer recurred and he had to face a fifth surgery and it was successful. He is continuing his recovery process back in Kisumu and today, the trustees of his medical fund, Africa Cancer Foundation have decided to share where his journey had reached one year own. It took the efforts of many to get him where he is and he is still striving and fighting one year after the campaign and having faced 5 surgeries in all to treat his brain tumor.  

It is a touching story of the fight and undying courage against all odds. Here is the video and you can follow updates of his progress from the Africa Cancer Foundation @AfriCF

After Feasting On Chapo Madondo in a ‘Kibanda’, King Kaka (Rabbit) Washes His Hands with Expensive Liquor (Photo+Videos)

King Kaka formerly known as Rabbit shocked many people when he was spotted feasting on a popular Kenyan dish, Chapo and beans (madondo) at a kibanda.

People were surprised that a celebrity of his standing was still humble.

 

A few hours after the incident, Rabbit was spotted at another venue washing his hands with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Check him out:

 

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Meet The Brainy Beauty From Nakuru With A Voice And Lines You Cannot Ignore (Videos & Photos)

It is always great thing in the course of our work to find an artist quite unheralded while having the talent and matching hard work to match.

At a time when everyone is decrying the lack of ample song writers in the industry, this new artist has it all and a vocal ability that is as refreshing. Ladies and gents, I introduce to you Bella Beila. She is the latest female sensation on the scene meaning we will not be wailing over the dearth of quality female talent if we know where to find good music.

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Born Rosebella A Oruko, the Nakuru based singer is multifaceted as they come. She has an MBA from JKUAT, sings in English, Swahili and her native Luo and is also a song writer and dancer. Her work makes up an interesting listen and having given us her first song mid 2014, she had an album out in July 2015, an impressive feat.

She is signed to Onyx Music Records and has already performed alongside several big acts from Sarabi, Khaligraph, Fena Gitu and others. Going through her availabler body of work, you discover an artist free to travel to the depths of her feelings and investing enough emotions in her songs and who is at ease trying several styles.

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Her voice is captivating and she is at home both when doing the mushy heart touching songs to laissez faire songs like her current song No Doubt which is being warmly received. I will let you go through the same journey I did with a couple of her songs. Here they are, let us know what you think

 

 

 

“I’ll Be The First One To Ride Donald Kipkorir’s Range Rover” Huddah Monroe Sets Kenyans Thinking She’s Looking For A Sponsor In Flamboyant City Lawyer

Huddah has puzzled Kenyans after she declared she will be the first one to ride lawyer Donald Kipkorir’s brand new Range Rover.

Donald Kipkorir has caused mouths to wag after he decided to spoil himself with a new top of the class toy ( Read, Range Rover) that no one in Kenya but him has.

Also read: Flamboyant City Lawyer Donald Kipkorir Becomes The First Kenyan And The ONLY Owner Of 2016 Range Rover Sport Supercharged HSE

Well, Kikorir’s Range Rover has fascinated many including self proclaimed Range Rover ambassador, Huddah Monroe.

The socialite says she’s tight with the flashy lawyer going on to reveal she will be the first one to ride his new vehicle.

“My DREAM CAR . Congratulations to my year in, year out Dear friend Donald Kipkorir.  Great Lawyer, and The best life advisor one can have ….. I’ll be the first one to ride it before the owner ….. . #Motivation #DBK007 #RangeRoverForLife” Wrote Huddah.

Huddah’s revelations have sparked speculations she’s out to seek a sponsor in the wealthy lawyer.

6 Reasons Raila Odinga Might Be Responsible For The Crazy School Fires Across Kenya

It all started like a joke (Ok,not exactly like a joke) until the trend caught fire (pun unintended) and now,two months down the line,Kenya is grappling with one of the worst fire disasters in our modern High School history.

Burning down a dormitory or two is not really a novelty here – we’ve been through a couple fires in the past,in fact,we’ve helped set a dormitory ablaze back when we were in high school.

But back then,this still was a very sacred way of protesting and it wasn’t always misused and abused as it now has been with kids lighting up dozens of rooms over something as silly as food or crumbs of bread.

Setting a dormitory ablaze was actually the last resort after pretty much all avenues of protest had failed and that included walking out of school,absconding classes, petitioning the Principal,beating up the prefects,going on a rampage and even slaughtering the fattest school cow.

After all that had failed,then,the decision to go fetch petrol would be arrived at and,reluctantly,the administration block would be reduced to ashes at around 3am when the whole village was deep asleep and probably the school watchman too.

But today,the first form of protest is actually what was traditionally the last.

And these kids aren’t even discreet about their plans. Or restrained.

They’re burning down the school as early as 6pm in between having dinner. While everyone is awake and roaming the school.

It’s not really a big deal anymore. And unlike back then when the dangerous role of lighting up the match would be left to a select few,probably the school’s most notorious varmints,today,the task of burning down the school looks like a communal affair that everyone in the school seems to be very much an active part of.

No chills. No fear. The kids have gone rogue.

They’re not even content with just burning down their particular school alone -they’re now jumping fences to burn down the neighboring school and the next and the next.

It’s starting to look like a bad cancer that just won’t stop mutating.

As we speak right now,close to 200 schools have gone on rampage and reduced their buildings into debris.

And the Education sector is in limbo.

Many theories have been floated as to why this is actually happening…. The Education CS Fred Matiang’i has been blamed. Teachers have been blamed. The Government has been blamed. School Heads have been blamed and even the parents too.

And then another interesting twist – Raila Odinga.

He has also been blamed for the fires and the most outstanding of the accusations came from Government counselor and vitriolic political commentator Mutahi Ngunyi.

But could Raila Odinga really be to blame? Maybe. Maybe not.

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We analyze 6 Reasons WHY HE MAY BE RESPONSIBLE.

1. My Way Or The Highway 
In an age of democracy,where people are generally expected to air out their views and arrive at a consensus,without having to resort to anarchy and lawlessness,Raila Odinga still maintains a very aggressive and unflinching attitude towards what he wants. And never seems to want to change his mind and accommodate ideas,preferring to have his way or the highway. On very many issues,Raila seems to maintain that his way of doing things is the best and only way. His preferred public officials are the ONLY qualified officials and his style of operations should be the only one adopted and employed. Either that or we’re gonna have trouble. With Raila, you can never quite settle on something without his blessings and if he disapproves,for whatever reasons, however flimsy, he disapproves. Kids are watching and probably taking notes from the Big Man and that’s why they’re preferring to have things done their way or it’s the highway. From Raila’s example,students have started to make wild demands that they insist must be met and they are leaving no room for consultation or amendments. They want what they want. Simple and clear. Just like Raila.

2. Incitement 
Raila has made a perfect career out of inciting the masses and having them do as he asks the to do irregardless of the law or the upsets. One word from Raila is enough to get the masses flocking into the streets to carry out whatever action he’s asked them to. He’s charismatic and very persuasive and that’s all it takes to be a master inciter. Clearly,his supporters don’t waste time when called upon to action. However nasty the action might be. It’s that same attitude that’s driving charismatic school criminals into inciting their followers into action and into causing a rampage and going on a riot for whatever thing they’re displeased with. Taking cues from most the most renowned wordsmiths Kenya has.

3. Violence 
Severally,Raila’s team has been involved in various forms of violence across the city over issues Raila raises and wishes addressed. We’ve seen them get clobbered in the streets and seen them go on rowdy Street upheavals with the blessings of the CORD Leader who spiritedly urges them on,as they wreck havoc across towns. This same idea of damaging property and vandalizing precious property is probably what is inspiring the students to hit the streets and reduce their schools to a seeing they’ve been seeing on TV whenever a section of Raila supporters hit the streets,disgruntled and charged . The botched ODM elections at Kasarani, that gave birth to the Men in Black is a classic case in point.

4. Stubbornness 
Raila can be stubborn. Very. He’s not known to burge easily or to simply give in. No,he’s a whole different breed. What Raila wants, Rails gets. What Raila suggests must be carried out. He won’t take NO for an answer. Not. Not ever. It’s his World, most of the time and he can be stubborn to the last drop of his sweat. Students might be taking up such characteristics and becoming hot heads themselves preferring to dictate their rules and preferences to the school Heads and also taking NO for an answer. This sort of dictatorial stubbornness obviously leads to a clash between the students and the administration and they’re willing to burn down the school bus if what they’ve suggested won’t be implemented. Doesn’t matter how ludicrous it is. Pure stubbornness.

5. Demagoguery 
Raila’s whole system,mostly,seems to be firmly rooted in a culture of absoluteness and unbridled demagoguery. Raila’s political machine is a rough,grinding monster that seems to keep getting rougher and rougher with alot of assertiveness,combative behavior and confrontational attitude from all of the leaders who are somehow never afraid of the Courts or of the law or of the police. They exist in a lawless World of their own where everything rotates around whims and chest thumping and where, they believe,everything can be solved through the streets and through a little warfare. Students are very impressionable people and they obviously watch CORD and realize that,a little demagoguery and lawlessness is not such a bad thing after all. Especially is it helps you get your way and have your version of the rules implemented then it’s all good. To Raila Odinga,mostly, the end justifies the means and this seems to be the same mantra driving out students into madness and turning them from teenage youngsters to monstrous arsonists .

Obama Doesn’t Play! Sasha Obama Gets A Job As A Waitress (Photos)

Growing up in the White House is the ultimate symbol of luxury and the ‘good life’, but over time we are learning that Malia and Sasha Obama are a lot like most regular teens.

Just recently, Malia let loose at the Lollapalooza msuici festival in Chicago and now Sasha Obama has a very regular job that even regular kids wouldn’t want to have.

To learn some work ethics, the Obama parents have sent Sasha to work at a seafood restaurant called Nancy’s in Oak Bluffs, Massachusetts,

In her capacity as an employee there, Sasha will be expected to tend to customers at the tables and also work as a cashier.

But to ensure her safety, Sasha has been accompanied by 6 secret agents .Here are photos of  Sasha working

 

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People Are Winning Crazy Money!!! Kawangware Woman Carries The Day In Pambazuka National Lottery

2 bob is winning people millions!! The winner of Wednesday’s Pambazuka National Lottery’s was an ordinary Kenyan from Nairobi.

Pambazuka National Lottery is dishing out money to lucky participants; a lucky housewife from Satellite, Kawangware area carried home as much money as she could.

Caroline Awino bought a ticket and she was invited to the studio on NTV. She participated in the money blowing challenge and she came out with Kes 24, 200.

How the money blowing challenge works is simple; you are inserted in a money blowing machine and money is blown to you. The money you are able to grasp when the countdown stops automatically becomes yours.

Caroline could only manage to seize Kes 24, 200 when she was inserted in the money blowing machine. Clink the link below to see how you can participate in Pambazuka National Lottery;

How to participate

Meanwhile watch the video below to see how Caroline won last Wednesday

Brenda Wairimu Reveals For the First Time Ever How She Met the Love of Her Life Juliani

People often wonder how Juliani landed Brenda Wairimu, one of the hottest ladies in the land. But it’s actually Brenda Wairimu who landed Juliani as she made the first move.

Some say that landing your favourite celebrity is pure fantasy but Brenda did it and at that point she was just staring out in the industry.

Brenda says that Juliani was slated for a performance in USIU and she tweeted that was excited for Juliani’s performance and that she had plaited short braids so she could shake them like he did.

Among the numerous women who had been flocking to Juliani sending him tweets, Brenda’s tweet caught his eyes. The clicked immediately and started talking as friends before things got serious and they hooked up officially.

So what keeps Brenda interested in Juliani?

“He is very intense, very smart and I could list all his good qualities all day but the most important is that I’m very comfortable with him and we can talk all day” she says.

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Relief At Last! Former CJ Willy Mutunga Is Having A Blast At His New Job Away From The Stressful Kenyan Job (Photos)

Dr. Willy Mutunga the immediate former Chief Justice of Kenya is in the Maldives.

Here he is serving as a special convoy of the Commonwealth Secretary General to the Maldives. He has the title of His Excellency and his mandate is helping the country build consensus towards attaining a new constitution. Well, it is quite a task but looking at his posts and the general mandate it is more like a holiday after his job as our CJ.

He is finally at a place he is not treated as an activist with some hidden agenda but embraced as an expert, no one questions his ear stud and there is no backroom politics in his office. The former CJ is on a roll and having quite a good time. Here are photos showing what he has been up to.

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Relief At Last! Former CJ Willy Mutunga Is Having A Blast At His New Job Away From The Stressful Kenyan Job (Photos)

Dr. Willy Mutunga the immediate former Chief Justice of Kenya is in the Maldives.

Here he is serving as a special convoy of the Commonwealth Secretary General to the Maldives. He has the title of His Excellency and his mandate is helping the country build consensus towards attaining a new constitution. Well, it is quite a task but looking at his posts and the general mandate it is more like a holiday after his job as our CJ.

He is finally at a place he is not treated as an activist with some hidden agenda but embraced as an expert, no one questions his ear stud and there is no backroom politics in his office. The former CJ is on a roll and having quite a good time. Here are photos showing what he has been up to.

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Adelle Onyango Opens Up About Working with Janet Mbugua and Being The Youngest Breakfast Show Presenter In The Country

Adelle Onyango’s journey has been a turbulent one; from getting sexually abused in 2008 to losing her parents within a span of 5 years, she has conquered a lot to get where she is now.

At 27-years-old Adelle is currently the youngest personality hosting a breakfast show. which is traditionally run by veterans media personalities. How is she handling this and what lessons is she learning?

“It’s rather strange isn’t it? Honestly, I’m putting in the hard work. If there’s anything I’ve learnt is that we undervalue hard work. I believe that in any field, you must put in your time. I am learning so much from all the other presenters I interact with, in terms of technical skills. But on a deeper level, I am learning what my purpose is. I have a purpose here, when I leave I must leave it better than I found it. I’m learning that this is such a deep journey and that’s truly humbling!” Adelle said.

The charismatic radio star however admits that taking on Kenya’s biggest show on radio alongside Shaffie Weru is no mean feat.

“I really think nothing fundamental in my character has changed – it has just become more pronounced. I love my job and everything that comes with it. I don’t look at it as the biggest show in Kenya but my opportunity to change my country and the world. And also an avenue to influence young Kenyans, to get them believing in themselves again. So to me this platform is such a deep calling and blessing.”

Adelle who has on numerous occasions championed various social campaigns against violence spoke about upcoming projects.

“I’ve also lent my voice to the Unicef #EndViolence campaign that’s championed by my friend Janet Mbugua. It is especially looking at violence online and centering on cyber bullying which is something I’m always vocal about. I think Janet is doing a tremendous job starting this conversation and I’m quite glad she asked me to chime in and help!” Adelle said, ” I feel like as a people we shy away from the conversations that matter. From addressing issues that we see everyday. It’s like we are too uncomfortable to admit that we have normalized violence. Especially in relationships. I find it odd that instead of calling what has happened in the past to Nyeri men abuse – which it is – we prefer to make jokes and memes about it. It’s also oddly alarming that every other month we have stories of young men and women in relationships stabbing each other to death. What is the genesis of this vice? It doesn’t go from love to stabbing. Something happens in between that we have normalized. First, we converse. I’ll initiate the conversation and I’m blessed to have influence every morning to do that

Meet Eric Omondi’s Drop Dead Beautiful Fiancé When She Was Fat And Without Her Now Glittering White Teeth (Photos)

Watu hutoka mbali! How Eric Omondi’s fiancé transformed from a ‘nottie’ to a ‘hottie’ is impressive!

Eric Omondi is in a relationship with the all beautiful Chantal Juliet Grazioli. Most people will agree Chantal is a 9/10 beauty but not the same number will approve of her appearance years ago.

The interracial Chantal (her dad is Italian while her mother is Kenyan) used to spot a chubby appearance way back when she was still growing up.

How she transformed to an eye candy with a figure of a model is baffling. Chantal shared her old photos to surprise many with her old look.

Chantal revealed she even didn’t have teeth when she captioned one of her TBT photos.

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Throw back wayyyyy back…family picture…i was fat and had no teeth. but yeah #tbt

 

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Shock As Two Other Women Are Baterred Brutally By Husbands Days After Another Had Her Hands Chopped Off (Photo)

Just as the public is still recovering from the story of Jackline Mwende who was slashed by her husband for not bearing children, two other women have met similar fate.

While Jackline Mwende stories made headlines and she is nursing grievous injury and the loss of both arms, her case is now being used as an example by other callous and murderous men in the country. In Laikipia County, two ladies were unsuspecting victims of brutal attacks and are now admitted to the Nyahururu Referral hospital recovering from horrendous wounds.

23 year old Vivian Moraa is one of the victims. She was coming from work and having received her wages, she decided to buy household goods on her way home. However, on getting home, her husband was angry at her for spending the money while he had none and threatened to chop her hands off just like those of the lady in the TV as he attacked her. She sustained severe head injuries.

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Zipporah Wanjugu and Vivian Moraa. Photos Courtesy

In the second incident, Zipporah Wanjugu had gone to pick her baby to breastfeed after her husband had grabbed him and gone with him to his place. The couple were living separately after the husband had abandoned his duties. While going to pick the baby the husband became hostile abusing her and attacking her with a panga leaving her unconscious with serious hand and head injuries. They are both recovering from the attacks at the hospital

The incidents highlight just how vicious, violent and fatal domestic abuse is becoming and it is an issue that needs addressing urgently.

Who Wouldn’t Fall For His Trap? Koffi Olomide Sets Up A Perfect Bait To Win Back The Love Of His Disgruntled Fans

When you want to catch that chicken you wish to slaughter, grain is the perfect bait. Koffi Olomide is applying similar strategy to win lost love from his fans.

Veteran Congolese singer Koffi Olomide all over sudden became a villain after he was caught on camera assaulting one of his female dancers at JKIA.

Koffi was arrested and briefly imprisoned in DR. Congo after he was deported from Kenya due to public uproar.

The singer was attracting more hate than love from the public following his regretful action in Kenya; Koffi had to come up with a plan to win back lost love.

And he’s baiting folks with a free concert. The ‘Selfie’ hit maker has announced that he will be staging two free concerts in Kinshasa next week.

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Koffi Olomide vous donne rendez-vous le samedi 13 Août au Stade Vélodrome à partir de 14H pour un concert gratuit, Et le dimanche 14 Août KOFFI chante #‎LIBREMENT à l’hôtel Invest à partir de 17H..

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Koffi Olomide gives you an appointment on Saturday 13 August at the stade velodrome starting at 14 pm for a free concert, and on Sunday 14 August koffi sings #‎freely at the hotel invest starting at 17 pm ..

 

After the concert, do you still expect anti-Koffi tunes from revelers??

Lupita Nyong’o Steps Out In Breath Taking Bikini Outfits Flaunting A Flawless Bikini Body While On An Exotic Holiday Spot (Photos)

Lupita Nyongo is living the well earned Hollywood life.

From sneaking into countries, the unending magazine shoots to exotic holidays for refreshing. This time round our beloved lady took off to Indonesia and is having fun at The Mulia Bali resort in close scrutiny to the amazing ocean view.

Aside from sharing the scenic sights Lupita is having a great time flossing her amazing bikini body quite sexy outfits and leaving many of her worldwide followers star struck by the unending beauty from her and the ocean. We caught up with her adventures and here are some photos she has shared. She is sure living the life

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Irate Kenyans Fires At President Uhuru After He ‘Discriminated’ Against Marsabit Pupils Who Visited Him At State House Yesterday (Photos)

Kenyans have eyes for details; Uhuru accords ‘subpar’ treatment to pupils from Marsabit County and he gets lashed for it.

President Uhuru Kenyatta opened the gates of State House to pupils and students ever since he occupied the house on the hill in 2013.

Every Thursday or Friday, primary school pupils and high school students pays the president a visit at State House where they mingle with the head of state.

President Uhuru hosted students from Pembroke House School on June 24th 2016; the students were mostly whites.

The kind of treatment Pembroke House School students were accorded compared to the way pupils from Titus Ngoyoni Memorial Primary School from Marsabit County were treated when they visited State House yesterday, is the reason why some Kenyans are firing salvos at the commander in chief.

Uhuru’s critics argue that he posed for a photo with students from Pembroke House School while some were seated on chairs while other were standing on a red presidential carpet.

This was not the case with pupils from Titus Ngoyoni Memorial Primary School; they posed with Uhuru standing while others were crouching on the tarmac at State House.

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Below are some of the reactions from Kenyans:

Robert Alai: President Kenyatta please let all kids be equal. This image is not good. Protocol people should be fired.

Jorintah Juditah: When the students from Pembroke house took photo with you at the same point My president,they were seating down on red chairs n there was a red carpet? Why the difference now???

Cpt.Karanja: The whites carried their class chairs to state house while the blacks didn’t

Qlint Dwayne: You ever wondered why your momma always said “glasses za wageni?” There…

Flamboyant City Lawyer Donald Kipkorir Becomes The First Kenyan And The ONLY Owner Of 2016 Range Rover Sport Supercharged HSE (Photos)

The feeling of owning a vehicle that no one else has is exhilarating! Donald Kipkorir has bought a multimillion shillings top of the class Range Rover which has a customized plates.

Donald Kipkorir is the real baller; from spending six figures for lunch only to partying in a yacht in Europe, he’s simply living the American dream in Kenya.

The flamboyant lawyer has once again flexed his financial might to spoil himself with a posh British-made machine.

Donald bought himself a 2016 Range Rover Sport 3.0L V6 Supercharged HSE; he’s the first Kenyan to own that model of Range Rover.

The vehicle’s number plate are also customized for the flamboyant lawyer; first three letters on the plate are the initials of Donald’s names (Donald B. Kipkorir) while the last three digits (007) are James Bond’s code name (Perhaps Donald now calls himself the James Bond of Kenya.)

“RMA Motors, thanks for making me the first and only owner of this type of Range Rover Sport HSE 2016 model in Kenya: Looking forward to collecting it.” An excited Donald captioned a photo of his Range Rover.

Size 8 Used To Be A Sponsor! See What She Used To Do For This Gospel DJ From Rent To Pocket Money

Yesterday was Size8’S birthday and a number of local showbiz players from DJs to musicians across the secular and gospel divide wished her plenty of good wishes.

As is usual with such cases,close friends share the incredible times they have had with the person celebrating the birthday or how the said person has helped them and what they mean to their lives. Yesterday, one story really caught the eye and touched the heart as it was previously not in public domain and really showed why many gospel acts and individuals treasure Size 8.

DJ Point Kenya popular by his other name DJ Naqumatt spoke of how Size8 helped him in his formative period. Not just mentoring but rather footing his bills and even ensuring the DJ had pocket money. DJ Naqumatt is now part of System Unit and pretty popular and established on his own.

Here is his narration on why Size 8 is quite a ‘blesser’ and a special person

Today am celebrating a friend,sister and mother a woman with a big heart so kind someone who I’ll forever be grateful for my entire life…she welcomed me to her home and I remember she used to pay my rent when I had and go an extra mile to make sure niko na pocket money and never lack anything to date yani hehe mama wambo you just the best may the almighty God bless you with your family always…please help me wish her(@size8reborn ) happy birthday friend’s alafu sasa keki iko wapi

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Chameleone Returns to Coke Studio Africa to Collabo with Mozambican Singer

Multi-talented Ugandan singer Chameleone of the “Wale Wale” hit fame returns to the new season of Coke Studio Africa this year! 
On the fourth season, he will be working on song collaborations with Mozambican Marrabenta singer Neyma. Speaking exclusively in Nairobi upon his arrival to start recording, Chameleone said, “The new season of Coke Studio Africa is the best you will ever experience – it’s the best! The new format is so exciting and challenging to the artiste you will see the best of Chameleone.”

Chameleone and Neyma have been paired with Nigerian producer Masterkraft. The two have already started working on new music that fans will get to experience on the new Discovery season. While in Nairobi Chameleone said that he is glad to work with Neyma as her music fuses well with his. He said, “I am open to collaborating with other artistes but I am very choosy when it comes to who I actually work with. If you follow keenly you will notice that there is something about all Chameleone collaborations,” adding, “It’s also great to discover Neyma’s culture and work with Mastekraft.”

 On the third season of Coke Studio Africa, Neyma collaborated with Nigerian rapper Olamide and produced by Kenyan producer Musyoka. This season fans from Uganda and Mozambique are set to witness Mozambican sounds clash with the authentic sounds of Ugandan music to make an exciting collaboration. Neyma asserts: “It will be memorable!”

Height Of Stinginess: Ferdinand Waititu Causes Chaos At Ruiru Matatu Stage After He Made An Impromptu Stopover In His SUV And Threw 50 Bob Notes To People (Photos)

They thought the money could be a thousand shillings notes but it was the lowest denomination of the Kenyan shilling note!

Ruiru matatu terminus was in shambles after Kabete MP Ferdinand Waititu decided to make it rain money.

But Waititu didn’t make it rain Mike Sonko style, the clever Kabete MP came up with an ingenious plan to dish out a small amount of money to as many people as possible.

Waititu could have spend as less as Kes 5,000 to cause havoc at Ruiru matatu terminus when he stopped his SUV and threw 50 bob notes to youth then sped off.

As in 5000 shillings is only about a one hundred 50 bob notes, when you throw a hundred 50 bob notes at a go sure looks like a lot of money.

The youth scrambled for the 50 bob notes Waititu threw at them, some even dangerously hanging on his speeding SUV to get grasp a note.

Surely, when you want to make it rain, make it rain in a thousand shillings notes!

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MUSIC REVIEW: Octopizzo’s New Jam “Butere” Is As Weak As The Legs Of A Newly Born Calf

Octopizzo be tripping. After all the dopeness he unleashed on ‘Bank Otuch’ he has released a track called ‘Butere’ and it’s no good. It’s like Uji with lumps in it. I feel entitled to critique this track mainly because of two reasons. The first reason is that my ocha is Butere and the second reason is I am the greatest writer Kenya has ever seen and you all know it. Thank you very much. Now let’s get down to business.

The track isn’t even Hip Hop to begin with. I am confused as to whether Octopizzo is trying to sing or rap. In the end, it all sounds like primary school kids performing at a music festival. I understand that he is trying to push that African feel but he has truly missed the mark with this one. The jam might be chill and tropical, but in my mind and eardrums, it has sparked a rush of intense reactions primarily split between breezy shock and bored disappointment.

Before celebrity worshippers start pelting eggs at my face, I have to clarify this. I am actually an Octopzzio fan. I used to love Khaligraph’s music but then I realized he’s still an unproven rapper. His two biggest hits were virtually done on stolen beats. “Yego” was done on the beat of Young Thug’s “Power” while “Ojuelegba Refix” was just an act of riding on Wizkid’s hype. So basically, Khaligraph is actually a freestyler, not a hit maker. He got bars and muscles but that’s all there is to say about him until he proves us otherwise. Back to the Namba Nane guy.

Dear Octopizzo, kindly go to Youtube and check out a South African video called ‘Ameni’ by Miss Pru Dj and you will understand what it really means to incorporate African elements into a Hip Hop track. Take this shoddy shoddy things away from our eyes and ears.

Maybe….just maybe, you could have created a better track and video if your song was about a town in Nyanza. You just look lost in Butere. It’s like going to Congo and shooting a lingala video then claiming “I am doing this for Africa man. We are all one”. And don’t tell me I sound tribal. Luhyas and Luos have the best rapport out of all ethnic groups in the 254.

How do you know an artiste is about to feed you garbage even before the song starts? When they start by explaining what they are trying to sing about and what message they are about to portray. Real music needs no explanations from its creators. Real music explains itself. In the video, Octopizzo begins by explaining how is trying to embrace Kenyan culture and all that but naaaah. This meal is not ready yet. Serve us another one.

To make matters worse, there are scenes where women are only covered in lessos, exposing most of their body parts. Really? You won’t find women dressed like that anywhere in Butere. Females in my ocha cover themselves well because of a particular reason. Women that show skin end up being called whores by the community. It’s an outdated view and I don’t agree with it but that’s how Butere is. So Octopizzo is portraying our culture in a wrong way.

The video is dimly lit, the songwriting is pat and treacly, and Octo, despite being good at what he does for a day job, is just no villager’s favorite artiste.

There comes a time in every musician’s career where they consider trying out something different, hoping that the public will like it. Sometimes it works out well, most of the time it doesn’t work out well. This is an example of when it doesn’t work out well.

Part of me is tempted to admire the audacity that Octo has by just mumbling about incomprehensible things over a simple drum beat and calling it a music project. But on an objective level it’s terrible and spits in the face of most music that’s ever been made in this genre.

So yes….in conclusion, ‘Butere’ is a convoluted mess of a rap song. It should be wiped off the face of the earth. It exhibits an unattainable degree of peerless suckitude. Never before has such a refined collection of strident cliches been concentrated in one insidious mass. Never before have the lyrics to a song evidenced such narrowcasted pseudo-mindless incoherent drivel. Never before have such disparate and diseased influences been married so haphazardly in a profound vacuum of taste, and never have all of these atrocities been platooned together to be proffered to the public without someone,anyonewith any bit of conscience and in a position of power putting a stop to this poisoning of the listening public.

Check out This Machine That Just Churns out Money and you get to Keep Whatever Amount you catch. You just have to check it out!

What if I told you that there is a money machine somewhere that you can get into and come out with 24,000 in your pocket?  Or 30,000? Or even a 100,000?

Trust me I didn’t know as well until I stumbled upon this video. This woman was invited to enter a machine, money started flying in out of nowhere and she was asked to pick as much as she could and it was all hers.

She walked away with 24k. What can you walk away with? Here check out the biggest invention that will definitely hit the country by storm:

(WATCH) Kikuyu Rapstress Njeri Is Back With Anutha One. And The Video? Pure Fire!!!

The female rapdom isn’t very populated. We only got a few names around there – Wangechi, STL, Nazizi (does she still rap?), Femi One, Noti Flow… And then the story is very much over.

And even with such a minimal number of players in such a vast field,very little activity is usually visible from these girls.

But not with Njeri… Who keeps em cummin… Day after day after day.

Rapping predominantly in Kikuyu,although she’s started to infuse a little English and Sheng in her raps,Njeri has become a phenomenon of sorts across the City.

She started off with the eponymous single Njeri before mashing it up with STL on a couple tracks that sure buzzed up the town.

And now,girl is back. Blazing like fire.

Yesterday,the Baddest girl on the block dropped new freshest jam ‘Cheza’ and it’s an absolute smash hit.

The song,which was recorded at the Saint P studios sees Njeri at her fiercest yet,rapping boisterously over a thumping trap beat,in a delivery and flow that clearly shows just how much the sweetheart from Kiambu has grown.

The colorful video,which was shot by Leon Chege ,sees Njeri rapping from the hallway of what looks like a warehouse and also while sitting at a classy table opposite her man… Sipping on red wine and with very tasteful costume changes.

With her Donatella Versace white wig,flowing beautifully over he shoulders down to her upper torso gives her the edgy look of the freshest,baddest rap empress. Add her edgy round glasses to all that swag and you’ve already got yourself a winner.

And she doesn’t disappoint with her lines.

It’s all a beautiful beautiful job from a girl who has refused to be classified. Or to sit pretty on her laurels.

Check it out and jam along to it. I played it twice on my way to work today.

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Nick Mutuma, Wahu, Celina and Other Celebrities Who like Working out (Photos)

Staying fit and healthy when you would rather indulge in junk-food, slouch on couches and watch TV is hard for most of us. But these celebrities have managed to achieve the bodies we would desire by putting in a copious amount of work.

Today we look at those celebrities that like to work out:

 1.Nazizi Hirji: Thanks to hitting the gym,the first lady of hip-hop has managed to drop a huge number of pounds and is among the sexiest female rappers around.

 

 

2:Catherine Kamau: The former mother-in-law actress has been looking trim lately thanks to working out conscientiously.

 

3.Nick Mutuma– In case you haven’t noticed, the ‘This is It’ actor has been looking really buff lately…like really buff.

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4.Marjolein Blokland: In the past, Marjolein has opened up about struggling with her weight before taking up exercise. She is now a personal trainer who specializes in general fitness, Muay Thai and Pole Dance for Fitness

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 5.Wahu: Ever wondered how Wahu has managed to shed the stubborn baby weight and look so damn fine? Home girl has been hitting the gym religiously, sometimes even late at night. Wahu has admitted in the past that despite how effortless it looks sometimes, working out is not easy, but she is committed to getting stronger, fitter and firmer

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6.Jane Mukami:The fitness guru is inching towards forty but you can hardly tell thanks to her religious working out and clean eating regimen. She has managed to inspire other women to embrace clean-eating and exercise through her Facebook group ’21 Days of Change.’

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7.Talia Oyando:It’s been a long journey for Talia to get to a point where she gyms religiously. Her weight loss journey started with #BootyShortsInJune then #BirthdayBodFeb26 so now she challenges herself continuously to maintain her trim figure.

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8.Tracy Wanjiru cites legwork and core as her favorite forms of exercise, but she is not a fan of cardio .

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9:Sauti Sol:The four-man band gained a legion of fans after the release of ‘Nishike’ where they finally showed off the bodies they have been working so hard for.

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TBT Moment! Larry Madowo Opens Up On When He Used To Be Called Steve Madowo And The Pain Of Losing His Father At An Early Age

Larry Madowo has taken time to offer his fans a rare glimpse into his private life. Using the Misimu yangu trending topic, he opened up on his childhood, his grief after losing his father and struggle for identity ever since. For instance, he revealed that unknown to many people his first name is Steve, that he was born Steve Madowo not Larry Madowo. He spoke of

His anguish and identity crisis is evident in the second paragraph where he says;

My heart has broken so many times that it can’t get any worse. I used to be embarrassed when my peers mentioned their fathers or something they had done together and I had no similar tale to share. I have wondered how differently my life would have turned out had he been alive today. All the things I lacked growing up, all the direction I needed, the positive affirmation that would have been nice, and if any of this served any purpose at all. Would he have been proud of me?

It is evident he really misses moment with his father and this was a pretty much private tale. Here is his revelation in full;

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5 Types Of Bullshit Celebrities Are Fond Of… And No One Seems To Be Telling Them

Celebs are news makers who some people look up to, but they also have an unpalatable disposition that is really irritating.

The name ‘celeb’ comes with certain set of desirable and undesirable characters in the eyes of the public. Below are some of the unpleasant celebrity habits:

1. Grandiosity

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“Do you know who I am?” That’s the first question a celeb will ask you when you fail to recognize him/her.

Some celebs have bigger-than-life feelings of superiority. The other day Prezzo threatened a KQ pilot with a gun when he asked him who he was after Prezzo demanded him to drop him (Prezzo) to town.

Nigerian singer Patoranking was also arrested on Tuesday 2nd August 2016 at Entebbe Airport when he disrespected immigration officers after failing adhere to security check rules, apparently because he was ‘a superstar’.

 

2. Snobbish celebrity

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There are some celebs you don’t dare approach if you know the true meaning public humiliation. Someone calls themselves celebs and yet they have erected huge walls around themselves to ward off mesmerized fans that could ambush them for selfies, autographs etc.

If a celeb hasn’t given you their back in public then you are lucky. But not so lucky…Try and meet some of our local DJs, especially the Gospel ones…F**kin’ A-holes.

 

3. Unnecessary selfies

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Wizkid took a selfie in the toilet while shitting, so did Shaffie Weru. It’s a common phenomenon nowadays seeing celebs posting photos of food they eat at fancy places, just to create the impression they are living that ‘London life’.

As if that’s nothing, big shots even take selfies in burials then caption them with funny hashtags; #burialthings

 

4. Beefs

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Some beefs even don’t make sense, why would gospel artists have bad blood between them? That’s the relationship that defines Willy Paul and Bahati.

Bobby Mapesa returns from sabbatical and drops a song with Calvo Mistari dissin Nonini and P Unit as if they are the one who made him become irrelevant in the industry.

 

5. Imaginary enemies

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“Na kwa hao mahaters wote…” A common celebrity phrase.

Celebs ALWAYS think they have enemies simply because they can’t differentiate between critics and adversaries.

And in America it’s even worse, some dude from New York, Harlem that no one even know, steps in a recording studio and goes like;Yo, you already who who it is, f**k all haters…” Nigga please, we don’t! You’re an underground rapper!

Janet Mbugua Takes A Moment To Pose While Breastfeeding And Shares The Moment (Photo)

Janet Mbugua has risen in the past year to become a strong brand ambassador.

She has become quite a brand building on her TV position to be a leading influencer. Her baby opened up a door of opportunities and she has been landing endorsement after endorsement. On the occasion of celebrating the breastfeeding month she decided to have a photo showing her in the act.

This is not only to support the campaign to have women feed their children exclusively for 6 months but also to counter the stigma women  face while breastfeeding their children in public. Here is the photo and her message;

 

 

#WorldBreastfeedingWeek is here! Look out for my posts on my FB (facebook.com/janetthejourney) and Twitter from 9 am today! And oh, what better way to celebrate than with a#Brelfie (breastfeeding selfie) ☺️ This pic is not quite the brelfie but you get my drift ??????❤️

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This New Selfie Challenge Is Sweeping The Internet…. And There’s Biiiiig Money To Be Won! Have You Tried It?

Internet challenges are always a win. Anytime,every time… Mostly it all starts as a joke ; a simple crazy idea thrown around to a bunch of crazy heads and next thing you know,it’s going viral and burning up the entire Internet.

The sweetness of such challenges,mostly,is when some cash has been tied to the winner of the competition. And in this case,thank God,there’s cash.

Yeeeaaaayyyy.

Well,you must have seen the newest,craziest Facebook craze in town – guys taking wild selfies of themselves with their mouths open wide.

The trend,which was started late last evening,has started to quickly catch fire with people rushing to post /upload selfies of themselves with their mouths ridiculously open wide.

Talking to Ghafla,the challenge’s sponsor businessman Joe Kariuki,of Candy and Candy Records, said that people should not confuse the selfies with just a silly little game of who can open their mouth widest. Or who has the better set of teeth.

“It’s actually a push for something big we are calling Shout Out Loud… A new powerful thing that will be launched on August 13th,2016…that is,next weekend… So,by people having their mouths wide open,it signifies someone who is shouting. And that’s why we’ve called it the Shout Out Loud Challenge…. Just take your smartphone,flip to the front camera,pretend you’re shouting and then take the selfie. It’s easy,the owner of the selfie with the MOST LIKES gets a cool Ksh. 5000 cash! Just like that! “

There,you’ve heard it.

To win yourself a cool Ksh. 5,000 cash daily,you don’t have to do much.

Just take your phone,shout at the camera (or pretend to be shouting) and then press click.

Boom! You have your selfie!

Now,post it and ask all your friends to LIKE LIKE LIKE!!

Challenge runs for just 24 Hours. And will be riding for the next one week,till August 13th.

So that means that,everyday,there’s a new winner of Ksh. 5,000 Bob!!!

Well well well… There’s nothing that people won’t do for money. And this,clearly,is very much one of them.

Here are a couple of the craziest ones

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And then there is this one…

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Gotta take a selfie too…Haha

This New Selfie Challenge Is Sweeping The Internet…. And There’s Biiiiig Money To Be Won! Have You Tried It?

Internet challenges are always a win. Anytime,every time… Mostly it all starts as a joke ; a simple crazy idea thrown around to a bunch of crazy heads and next thing you know,it’s going viral and burning up the entire Internet.

The sweetness of such challenges,mostly,is when some cash has been tied to the winner of the competition. And in this case,thank God,there’s cash.

Yeeeaaaayyyy.

Well,you must have seen the newest,craziest Facebook craze in town – guys taking wild selfies of themselves with their mouths open wide.

The trend,which was started late last evening,has started to quickly catch fire with people rushing to post /upload selfies of themselves with their mouths ridiculously open wide.

Talking to Ghafla,the challenge’s sponsor businessman Joe Kariuki,of Candy and Candy Records, said that people should not confuse the selfies with just a silly little game of who can open their mouth widest. Or who has the better set of teeth.

“It’s actually a push for something big we are calling Shout Out Loud… A new powerful thing that will be launched on August 13th,2016…that is,next weekend… So,by people having their mouths wide open,it signifies someone who is shouting. And that’s why we’ve called it the Shout Out Loud Challenge…. Just take your smartphone,flip to the front camera,pretend you’re shouting and then take the selfie. It’s easy,the owner of the selfie with the MOST LIKES gets a cool Ksh. 5000 cash! Just like that! “

There,you’ve heard it.

To win yourself a cool Ksh. 5,000 cash daily,you don’t have to do much.

Just take your phone,shout at the camera (or pretend to be shouting) and then press click.

Boom! You have your selfie!

Now,post it and ask all your friends to LIKE LIKE LIKE!!

Challenge runs for just 24 Hours. And will be riding for the next one week,till August 13th.

So that means that,everyday,there’s a new winner of Ksh. 5,000 Bob!!!

Well well well… There’s nothing that people won’t do for money. And this,clearly,is very much one of them.

Here are a couple of the craziest ones

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And then there is this one…

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Gotta take a selfie too…Haha

No, Migori Governor Okoth Obado Did Not Squander Taxpayer money By Flagging off a Single Dairy Cow. Here Is the Truth

Social media this morning was awash with outraged Keyboard warriors who were livid that Migori County governor Okoth Obado had flagged off a single cow.

They felt it was a waste of taxpayer money like the infamous Bungoma Wheelbarrows and the 75, 000 Kshs serviettes in Nanyuki.

They say do not believe everything you see and social media and in this case the quote is 100% true.

The governor was launching the 2nd phase of dairy farming in the Migori County .In addition, 150 dairy cows and 49 bulls were distributed to farmers.

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Here are photos from the launch:

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Jalango Quashes The Common Wrong Assumption About Him

It hard to believe he even it did!

Jalango and his acquaintances including Dr. Ofweneke flew to the Coast over the past weekend to enjoy quality time at the sandy beaches of Indian Ocean.

Talk of judging someone by the outward appearance, then Jalango will prove you wrong; he doesn’t look physically fit to do acrobatic moves but try dare him and see what he can do.

The thickset Radio Maisha presenter pulled a stunt that demystified a common preconceived notion about him and folk who are heavily built.

The big bodied Jalas was able to do a somersault at the beach while the slender Dr. Ofweneke couldn’t pull the acrobatic move.

Watch the clip below to see how Jalango is a pro with somersaults:

 

Jalango Quashes The Common Wrong Assumption About Him

It hard to believe he even it did!

Jalango and his acquaintances including Dr. Ofweneke flew to the Coast over the past weekend to enjoy quality time at the sandy beaches of Indian Ocean.

Talk of judging someone by the outward appearance, then Jalango will prove you wrong; he doesn’t look physically fit to do acrobatic moves but try dare him and see what he can do.

The thickset Radio Maisha presenter pulled a stunt that demystified a common preconceived notion about him and folk who are heavily built.

The big bodied Jalas was able to do a somersault at the beach while the slender Dr. Ofweneke couldn’t pull the acrobatic move.

Watch the clip below to see how Jalango is a pro with somersaults:

 

No Potbelly Here: Vera Sidika Flaunts Her Itty-Bitty Waist and Washboard Abs That Contrast Greatly With Her Fleshy Sitting Allowance (Photos)

We first came across Vera Sidika in P-Unit and Collo’s ‘You Guy’ with her claim to fame being her out-of-this-world body.

And since then, her body has been getting hotter and hotter and is now looking sensational. The busty socialite had fans green with envy after she showed off her washboard abs is a sports bra and appeared to be in content spirits as she marvelled at her hard work in the gym.

 

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‘When your abs get in Formation.’ Vera gleefully captioned one of her photos.

 

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You Will Be Shocked By The Millions Rabbit Is Demanding For Shows…Here Are His Reasons

Rabbit King Kaka has been quite vocal on what he feels artists should earn, how they should be treated and what the other stakeholders in the industry should do.

He has picked issues with a number of stations, event organizers and even the Kenyan public. That has not even stopped the singer who recently took issue with the amounts local artistes were being paid in comparison to visiting artistes from neighboring countries. Using the example of Wyre and Nameless, he is demanding they get paid 2 million shillings for their shows.

That would mean the ‘second tier’ artists or rather those who are not pioneers like Rabbit himself would be in on 1 million fees. Taking to Facebook he stated his arguments saying it was wrong to demand more quality work yet artistes were being given piece meals they could hardly survive on. You can check the full argument here

The Perfect TBT! Octopizzo Wears The Same Cloth His Father Did 20 Years Ago In His New Video (Photos)

There are many ways one can express respect to loved ones especially parents we lost.

Octopizzo came up with quite a new one this time round. He decided to pay homage to his father donning the same piece of dressing he had two decades ago in his song celebrating his roots. In his new song, Octopizzo rocks quite a unique Kitenge dress contrary to his usual colorful multi-colored dressing.

He later shared the decision behind the choice of dress and its origin and it is quite touching. He went on to show the very same cloth in a photo with his father and him as a 7 year old. Here is the photo of the two 

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Secure Vaults For Who? Socialite Lisa Martinez Uses An Insecure Steam Shower Room To Stash The Liquid Cash In Her Possession

Lisa Martinez’s ostentatious display of cash can warrant a robbery in her house.

Is it that she doesn’t trust banks or maybe she has more cash than banks could handle!

Lisa Martinez is quickly climbing up the ladder to join A-list socialites like Vera, Huddah and Corazon Kwamboka.

Lisa’s made a name for herself after she showed off huge sums of money that’s otherwise found in highly secured vaults in banks.

Apparently the moneylicious Lisa stashes her cash in an insecure steam shower room in her house. The liquid cash in her possessions is enough to fill a typical Kahawa wendani bathroom to the brim.

Watch the video below: