Have you ever been to a club and was totally disgusted and displeased by the way the bouncers treated or handled you? At the same time, don’t you just love how some bouncers treat the customers/revellers?
Well, here are some of the types of bouncers that you are likely to run into in the clubs.
1. The friendly bouncer
This is the type of bouncer that will say hi as he frisks you gently and not everywhere. When he is done, he will usher you in and even suggest for you a vacant sit when he sees that you are having a hard time finding one. These bouncers are almost extinct. If you are unruly and have to be kicked out, he is kind enough to do it gently. This guy deserves a tip… SERIOUSLY!

2. The touchy bouncer
These are the kinds of bouncers that leave you feeling like you have just been raped after they are done frisking you. There is no part of your body they won’t pass through. Sometimes, I even think some of them are gay and this job is just a legit excuse to enjoy themselves. Gives me the shivers.

3. Bossy Bouncers
They enjoy commanding revellers all over the club. ‘Usisimame hapa… songa huko… unakanyaga nani?…”. They go on and on all night long, acting like they own the club. You want to keep your distance from these ones. They will not be a second late to tell you how much a glass costs as soon as you break it.

4. Hopeless begging Bouncer
You do not want to be friendly to this guy. No, really. Just let him frisk you and walk away. No chit chat. If you are dumb enough to engage this guy in a conversation, it will end with you buying him a drink or even tipping him (for frisking you), something they like to call “ya macho!” Douche bag.

5. The Spartan bouncer
He gets his daily fix by pounding on weak guys. He really enjoys this because it is the only thing that makes him feel like a man. He worships his buffed up body and wants you to do too. This bouncer will cause a scene if you so much as touch him. Word of advice, slowly walk away. Totally not worth it, unless you and your pals have finally decided to teach this guy a lesson or two. I don’t support violence, but I’ll turn a blind eye on this one.
