Mr. Nice And Refigah Fight!

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

Fireworks galore were going off at Radio Citizen when Willy M. Tuva interviewed Refigah today. This follows the shocking news that Grand Pa Records has decided to drop him from their roster after he contravened the terms stipulated in his contract.

Drama unfolded when Willy M. Tuva called Mr. Nice for his side of things. When Mr. Nice answered his phone, he was abbrassive and belligerent. actually, he was downright rude attacking even Willy M. Tuva of taking sides. That was the signal that things weren’t going to end well.

When Tuva told him that Refigah was in the studio and that he should address him, he refused and went on a monologue about “kubomoa yeye” and how the threat of legal action wasn’t scary to him as he also had lawyers.

Then after that he dissed Refigah by referring to the song “Fimbo Chapa” when he said, “Mimi sio wale wa kufanyiwa nyenyenye!”

Drama like only Shakespeare would have envisioned it!

Mr. Nice And Refigah Fight!

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

Then after that he dissed Refigah by referring to the song “Fimbo Chapa” when he said, “Mimi sio wale wa kufanyiwa nyenyenye!”

Drama like only Shakespeare would have envisioned it!

Huddah Monroe Arrives Back In Kenya Today!

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

Kenya’s representative to BBA or rather, one of Kenya’s representative to BBA is returning to the country today. Actually, she is expected in the country any time now and she is scheduled to have a press conference tomorrow.

The comely lass who was representing Kenya but was evicted after only a week was also many a fapper’s star performer on the show but her eviction has raised mixed reactions with some lauding it and others like me rather sad.

After her eviction, the lass has been enjoying the star life in South Africa being pampered and living it up. she will be arriving at JKIA so if you’re a fan you should head down there to welcome her back like the starlet she is.

Remember, it isn’t about Huddah, it’s about welcoming back someone who was representing Kenya!

Breaking News: Mr Nice Shown The Door By Grandpa Records!!!

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

In a complete turn of events, Grandpa Records has kicked out Mr Nice from its stable. This means that the Tanzanian singer is no longer part of Grandpa family. This comes after barely two months after the artist was unveiled by the recording stable and was expected to make a music comeback but now it seems that will never be.

This is a shocker to Mr Nice’s fans who were optimistic that things were now moving in the right direction for their favourite musician considering he had already done a collabo with DNA, taken part in Grandpa’s charity events and even taken on a countrywide tour to re-popularize him with the most recent one being at Club Changes in Busia where he performed.

In a statement, Grandpa describes Mr Nice as “the most difficult,uncooperative,lazy,unreliable artist” they have ever worked with. The statement further adds that Mr Nice violated the agreement they entered in two months ago and that he had signed with another record studio in his home country, something that he kept a secret when entering into contract with Grandpa Records.

Here’s the entire statement;

To Grandpa Records fans and friends we’ve decided to drop Mr nice from Grandpa Records artists’ roster. Mr Nice has been terminated for violating the agreement we entered with him. For the sake of media and the general public we will summarize and say this, Mr Nice is the most difficult, uncooperative, lazy, unreliable artist we’ve ever worked with. The points and incidents of conflict are too many to mention here. To be brief Mr Nice had previously signed a deal with Sallam Sharaf and Lamar in Tanzania and did not disclose this to us at the point of being signed to grandpa records. All in all, aluta continua we tried our best but he failed us.

This means that the launch of his sophomore ‘Chali wa Kibera’, is as good as dead.

Is this the final nail on Mr Nice’s coffin?

For The First Time in Kenya, It Now Pays To Use Facebook & Twitter; KSh100,000 Up For Grabs

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

Kenyans and businesses will be rewarded with cash and other prizes for using Facebook, Twitter and blogging in the first Social Media Awards in the country.

The OLX social media awards were launched online yesterday in what was another first for such an event- it was done via Twitter and Facebook. Martin Muli, the awards organizer and Peter Ndiangu, the General Manager of OLX, the leading online market place, exchanged tweets confirming OLX’s sponsorship in a move that was witnessed by thousands of social media users.

The awards will be held on August 9th and will bring together not just the hippy and the learned, but also corporate organisations at the forefront of the new media trend.

“It will be a battle pitting celebrities against each other, media personalities, corporate organisations and individual users,” said Mr Muli, the organizer of the awards. Winners will take home cash, hi-tech electronics and other raft of unique fabulous prizes. According to Mr Ndiangui, OLX will give Ksh100,000 to the Most influential Facebook personality. Businesses too will not be left behind. The best online advertising agencies have a chance to walk away with Sh250,000.

The public will nominate their favourite social media users (Facebook, Twitter and blogs) as per the outlined categories at www.soma.or.ke. A panel of judges will then shortlist those nominated and the top five per category will be presented to the public for voting.

Here are the categories;

1. Social Media News channel of the year

• Television show/programme
• Radio show• Print magazines
• Digital channels

2. Social Media Personality of the year

• Media personality of the year
• Artist of the year
• Most influential Facebook personality
• CEO of the year
• Tweep of the year
• Most influential Blogger of the year
• Overall Social Media personality of the year

4. Social Media corporate award of the year

• Facebook Campaign of the Year
• Twitter Campaign of Year
• Excellent customer service- twitter
• Excellent Customer service – Facebook
• Facebook fan page of the year
• Corporate twitter account of the year
• Video campaign of the year
• Overall corporate award of the year

6. Social media agency of the year.

7. Social media innovation of the year

8. Best Use of Social Media

Government bodies
Advocacy
Events
Corporate Responsibility

For more details on the awards, you can visit their website www.soma.or.ke or their Facebook page www.facebook.com/somawards . You can also access them on on Twitter via their handle @somawards

Just In: Journalists Barred From Parliament

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

New just in indicates that journalists have been told to be reporting parliamentary proceedings from outside parliament. This is indeed a sad day for parliamentary journalism in the country.

Like it has been, the Kenya Parliamentary Journalists Association has been liaising with the Parliamentary Service Commission and the leadership of the House in ensuring that Kenyans get to know what goes on in the corridors of Parliament and even in the plenary.

However, today the Clerk of the National Assembly Justin Bundi has issued an ultimatum to journalists to vacate Parliament’s media centre.

Kicking journalists out of the media centre makes the already difficult task of parliamentary coverage, including the coverage of the House proceedings, the MPs’ news conferences and committee work, very difficult.

Parliamentary journalists at work in the media centre shortly before the Clerk of the National Assembly Justin Bundi said they should give room for the committees to meet June 5, 2013. ALPHONCE SHIUNDU

Parliamentary journalists at work in the media centre shortly before the Clerk of the National Assembly said they should give room for the committees to meet June 5, 2013. Photo/ALPHONCE SHIUNDU

The National Assembly has converted the media centre into a committee room and told journalists that they will be allowed into Parliament “by invitation.”

KPJA Chairman Alphonce Shiundu states, “If the National Assembly holds its ground, then, journalists will
continue to cover Parliament, the way they used to before the Media Centre was established. All they need to do is to be given space to do their job in the public space that all the parliamentary buildings are.”

Acclaimed Author Ken Walibora Makes A Comeback At Nation Media Group

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

Renowned author and former Nation TV Swahili news anchor, Ken Walibora Waliaula, is back in the country and is said to have gone back to Nation Media Group (NMG).

According to Jackal News, the soft-spoken scholar has returned to NMG as the Group Editor, Swahili, to manage broadcasting and the Kiswahili newspaper, Taifa Leo.

Walibora is an accomplished author having written one of the most famous set-books used in High School for literature, ‘Siku Njema’. Until his redeployment at NMG, he has been an assistant professor of African languages and Literature at the University of Wisconsin in Madison.

Last September, Walibora was maliciously accused of exposing his genitalia to a random lady near campus, who later turned out to be a student who had taken some of his classes, allegations that the author vehemently refuted.

Ghafla! wishes him all the best in his new assignment.

SuperSport Now Targets The Only English Sports Anchor At KTN

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

Early in May, MultiChoice’s DStv ‘raided’ Capital FM and made away with its Senior Editor (Lifestyle) and news presenter, Laura Walubengo. And now, a month later, its sister company, SuperSport has taken a keen interest in KTN’s only English anchor.

According to reliable sources, the South African media known for its comprehensive coverage of local and global sport, is keen on bringing on board Nicholas Mudimba as its East Africa region correspondent. SuperSport has allegedly offered the young anchor a two-year contract worth KSh 9.6M.

Mudimba with Ethiopian marathon champion, Haile Gebrselassie

If agreed, 24 year old Mudimba will be stationed at the company’s head office in South Africa while doing his assignment as the sports correspondent for the region. Currently, he is the only English anchor at KTN after the exit of Saddique Shaban mid last month.

Telling It Like It Is, Without Mincing Words Nor Blinking An Eye: The Cabu Gah Way

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

First of all let’s agree on this; Cabu Gah is now a newsmaker, hate him or love him, you can’t afford to ignore him especially when he unleashes his signature posts. He has just released one and for any sober minded person, you might want to take a look at it.

Here you go;

BEFORE inviting people for a bash,better make sure that it is WORTH coming to. Check Your Budget; Food. Drinks. Venue. Music. You had better be prepared. Put aside a good amount of money,buy some real amazing litres of beer,make some real endless acres of food. STOP inviting people to lame bash parties,where the food runs out before 3pm,the beer cant make a toddler drunk and the music is courtesy of your Nokia phone. Be Serious. Stop wasting people’s time!

BEFORE approaching a girl,make sure You REALLY want her. If You dont plan on loving her or being WITH her,then dont show your sorry ass up. Let her remain as she was. If You are going to approach her with your crap,BETTER be prepared to HOLD HER if she FALLS for You.

BEFORE breaking up with someone,Better make sure You really MEAN IT. Its stupid to send them a ‘Lets Break Up’ text at 2pm and then when they AGREE to Your suggestion,You send them a silly ‘I wasnt Serious’ text at 6pm. And start begging them back into your empty life. Have a fucking stand. Dont start a game You cant end. Some people take things QUITE SERIOUSLY. You dare tell them its over and they are gone. Immidiately. Weigh Your cheap words.

BEFORE You IGNORE wearing a CONDOM,Better be sure You are ready to be a father incase Your mannerless semen hooks up with that girl’s poor eggs. You aint ready to be a daddy? Fine. Then SHOVE a condom up that thing. Too many kids everywhere. Too few fathers anywhere. Control Your pleasure. Simple.

BEFORE You go to a club,Better make sure You do have a wallet. And that wallet ACTUALLY is loaded. Showing up to a club with sixteen shillings in your socks IS A SHAME. What Do You want to buy? People’s sweat? If You aint got no money,then save the World the trouble. Stay at home and watch Bull’s Eye. And then CNN later.

BEFORE You tell people how much money you have,who Your Dad Is,or used to be,Where You were brought up,how much cash You blow in a weekend,MAKE SURE THEY ASKED YOU first. No one cares where You schooled or how old You were when you got your first car or whether Your father worked for the Colonial Government. SHUT UP and smile. You should only Brag when You are asked to.

BEFORE You text Your Ex,Make sure that YOU ARE SOBER. Otherwise,No one wants to wake up to a sloppy text that was sent by their drunk Ex at 3.47am in the morning. And the text reads,”I STILL LOVE YOU”…Really? You had to Wake up at 3am to contact me?? Who are You?? A witch??

BEFORE You throw a BIRTHDAY party(Ladies especially),make sure You have FINALLY decided on how old You want to turn. Because for the last 5 years,You’ve been turning 22. Never grow old?? Who are You? Harry Potter??

BEFORE You jump onto a girl like a crippled rabbit and start humping her like a hungry rat and then fall over and start snoring away like a homeless Asian,TAKE YOUR TIME and turn that girl ON first….Lick her ears,tickle her,play with her goodies…drive her crazy first…make her super wet..and then You can jump onto her like a Tunisian City Council official……and pump her for the next 13 years…….

BEFORE You tag someone in your trashy,sleazy photos or add them to your lousy,dysfunctional Groups,Make sure that those people are ACTUALLY interested in being part of those cheesy photos and Good for Nothing groups………

BEFORE You give an opinion,make sure the person You are forcing it to ACTUALLY needs it. Or asked for it. And if they didnt,please SHUT UP and meditate. And If You must open your mouth,then use it to PRAISE God.

BEFORE You text someone,make sure You are Ready to chat with them. Not starting a conversation and when they reply,You text them back again 4 months later. Where were You? In a coma??

BEFORE You invite a pal/pals to a club for a beer,Make sure You have enough money to last the TWO of You or All of You and to even get You home. DONT ask a pal over for a beer and You are struggling with a Ksh.324 budget. Bro,thats NOT beer money. Thats SHUT-UP-AND-WORK-HARDER Money.

BEFORE You drink Yourself silly in a public place,Make sure You are NOT the puking/throwing up type. No one wants to be baptized in a pool of cheap puke from You…made up of the cheapest food ever eaten by mankind! You puke? Then DONT f**king over-drink. Problem solved.

Hey!

Gooday Peoples.

And Now You Can Kill An MPig By Playing This Game! Does Boniface Mwangi Approve?

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

Ladies and gentlemen , there is finally an outlet that lets you vent your frustration at MPigs and their greed by shooting them with an AK47! And that outlet is a rather nifty innovative game created by a young enterprising Kenyan.

the game was created in response to the greed being displayed by the “honourable” MPs and comes just a week before the 2nd planned Occupy Parliament protest to be led by Boniface Mwangi but I do have one concern;

Does Boniface Mwangi condone the slaying of greedy MPigs as represented by this game? In the game, the pigs are the same as the pigs in the popular American phone game “Angry Birds”. The difference here is that you get to fire AK rounds at the pigs. I rather enjoyed playing it.
Check out the game here: Kill the greedy MPigs.

And tell us what you think of the game in the comment section. Enjoy.

Ian Mugoya Busted With A Chic in The Bathroom At IMAX

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

Controversy just seems to be dogging this pretty boy (no homo by the way) wherever he goes. If he is not pulling a ‘Kanye West’, he’s being attacked right here on Ghafla! by fellow TV personality or posing shirtless infront of the cameras.

Well, the most recent ‘scandal’ surrounding Ian is the report that he was busted with some chic at IMAX Cinema’s bathrooms getting cozy, something that got him and the lass kicked out of the premises by the security guards.

While it’s true that he was in the bathroom with the chic, it’s still scanty as to whethere the two got intimate. In fact, Hits FM Drive show host Jeremy Odhiambo AKA Saliva Vic confirmed this yesterday. However, according to Jeremy, the chic was just assisting Ian clean his hands (really Jeremy???)!

That’s all…you be the judge.

#SomeoneTellNigeria: Now Bamboo Takes Shots At Nigerian Rappers!

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

With all the furore surrounding the Kenya vs Nigeria game and the Twitter tweef that has pit the two African nations -one a giant in matters football, the other not so much- against each other, it would seem that Kenyan rappers are itching for a piece of the action.

Kenyan veteran rapper Bamboo took a swipe at his Nigerian counterparts by tweeting the following:

@TheRealBamboo

#someonetellnigeria that @TheRealBamboo will battle ANY Nigerian rapper! “So much bacteria in Nigeria that malaria got sic of the area”lol!

The thing however about the tweet is that is was from the first installment of the #SomeoneTellNigeria tweef that has now begun being retweeted. Personally, I’d love to see bamboo and other Kenyan rappers who can carry their own in English (for the sake of a common language) take on any of Naija’s rap luminaries; maybe M.I or Ice Prince or maybe Ikechukwu or Jesse Jagz or Naeto C or Olamide. that would be epic! Check out the tweef here.

Famous Actor Now Also Weighs In On The Now Seemingly Controversial State of Kenyan Gospel Scene

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

The shape that the Gospel scene has taken seems to draw so much attention from different stakeholders in the industry. Just yesterday, both Tanzanian Gospel singer Christina Shisho and former “Stomp” producer Arthur K termed the industry as ‘Gospel entertainment’ instead of being Gospel Ministry (read about that HERE).

Well, this morning thespian Xavier Jerry Nato, famous for his lead role in “Wash and Set” has added his voice on the debate. This is what he thinks;

I won’t judge anyone because the good book says so so I’ll recognize Rufftone as among the very few gospel artists who are truly saved. Christina Shusho has hit at Kenyan gospel musicians and it is true as most of them truly are in for the cheddar. All in all, the messages they give in their songs are strong and inspiring.

I take Jemimah Thiongo as one of the musicians who really give me hope in their music, Jimmy Gaits “appointment” reminds me to believe in prayer for He listens with no hurdles. Rufftone’s latest single “I will survive” keeps me going but kuna mziki ukiskiza they leave you with nothing but a good rush got after listening to music.

The gospel musicians should also realize they’re more adored than secular musicians. I remember one time at St. Georges Girls I had gone for rehearsals and gospel group had graced an event. These kids took off to dance to the music & ready to face my wrath for skyving rehearsals. By this, our gospel musicians are adored thus high chances that they’re models to the young generation and will be emulated. A kid growing in Christianity hears that MC X, the top gospel artist is in Carny partying. Wether taking juice or fact is yo telling these kids Carny is ok just don’t take alcohol & smoke. The kids will back slide.

Just my mind breathing out…

The Late Ngwair’s Body Arrives in Tanzania (Photos)

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

The body of the late Tanzanian Hip Hop artist and one of chamber squad member Albert Mangwea AKA Ngwair arrived in his home country to a rousing welcome by thousands of fans who lined up from the Julius Nyerere International Airport all the way (25KM) to Muhimbili National Hospital, where the body was to be kept overnight.

The music fans that turned up sinsisted on pushing the hearse that carried Mangwea’s body as they chanted his songs while carrying placards bearing messages like “R.I.P Mangwea True Legend”, “King of Freestyle” among others.

Relatives, friends and the general public will pay their last respects today at Leaders Club grounds in the city and there after followed by burial in Morogoro. Here are scenes from yesterday;

Photo props: othman michuzi

Tanzania Hip Hop artist and one of chamber squad member Albert Mangwea knonw by stage name “Ngwair”

Dennis Itumbi Takes a Hiatus from Social Media

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

You all know him for his active online presence especially on social media every so often breaking news and commenting on major happenings in the country. With that, Dennis Itumbi as not only earned himself a reputation for being a mouthpiece for the public but also the admirations of being an outstanding journalist/blogger.

Here comes the shocker now; for the next five days, starting today, Itumbi will be no show on both Facebook and Twitter. In statement, he says that he is taking the break to “reflect, reload, re-evaluate and probably repackage.” For his fans who are far-flung, Itumbi urged them to use his timeline to get in touch with him.

Here’s the full statement;

Starting 9.30pm today – shortly after the Prime Time news, I will be taking a FIVE (5) day break from Social Media – Sometimes we all have to take a break and reflect, reload, re-evaluate and probably repackage – During the period i will open up my timeline.. Thanks Social Media, its always great to interact with each of you….Socrates once said, “The Unexamined life is not worth living” Maya Angelou on her part opined, ” “We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty.”

Meanwhile read HERE about his ordeal in the hands of kidnappers yesterday.

Big Brother Africa: And Now The Men Strip Tease!

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

It would seem that it isn’t only the Diamonds who know how to let loose. The Rubies recently went wild and Bassey stripped and danced for Beverly! And when I say he stripped, I mean he stripped down to his bare essentials.

As always, the mischief was instigated by the presence of alcohol… Or rather it’s imbibing and this factor turned what was otherwise innocent dancing into grinding, then uhm yeah, Bassey turned into a stripper… What the eyes have seen:

Anyway check out the picture below:

News: Bassey strips and dirty dances with Beverly

And the video even lower still:

And Now #SomeoneTellNigeria Trending Again As Kenyans Attack Nigerians Again!

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

Kenyans have renewed their tweef with Nigerians over football matters. Today Kenyans have ignited the tweef as Kenya is set to play Nigeria. And in KOT’s usual manner, the tweets are tearing at Nigeria for matters of trivial concern but they do so in such hilarious fashion that I can’t help but laugh.

Personally, I choose to reserve my comments until after the match at Kasarani when i will either have saved face or come out roaring and all this twitter noise will be like the bleating of sheep to a lion!
With that said, sample some of the finest and funniest of the tweets here:

@githii: #someonetellnigeria to pass by #Nairobi river and know the meaning of fufu

(retarded but still funny)

@Peter_aminga: #SomeonetellNigeria if they win we give them #AudreyAndrew for free….

@CrazyKenyan_: #SomeoneTellNigeria #SomeoneTellKenya Kenyans rehearsing Eagles welcoming at d airport match ==> pic.twitter.com/JDgv96ejMO“

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@Miss_Khaimia 21h

#someonetellnigeria the 680 hotel is better off than dormitories or should we take them to kumamoto secondary school…

@JICHOdaDOG: #SomeoneTellNigeria we are sorry RT @KTNKenya: Nigerian Judge to head William #Ruto‘s ICC case http://bitly.com/12hjB3n“

Then the wise Juliani weighed in with some sanity:

@JulianiKenya 26 May

We were busy eti #someonetellnigeria Enda Lagos see if kuna any Kenyan movies or soaps playing in their local stations. #loosetheaccent

RT @cap10musa: #SomeoneTellNigeria you know what is the pride of Africa…… pic.twitter.com/AukyIY1Axl

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I stand corrected, alot of these tweets are lame but there are indeed 2 or 3 gems.

5th June 2013: Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

Peace and much blessings to you and yours on this fine Wednesday morning. This being the 5th day of the month of June. I’m sure just like the weather, your morning is fine and dandy and so you know you will enjoy reading the top ten stories making ripples in the Kenyan entertainment industry so grab your cuppa Joe or tea -whichever hits the spot- and if you’re in a matatu, pay your fare then snuggle up snug and read the top ten stories; if you’re in a car though, you should probably wait till you get to the office or school to read this. I don’t want you crashing the car.

With the formalities out of the way, here goes:

#1. Did Betty And Bolt Have S3x On BBA Last Night? (Photos) is the most read article with over 10,000+ views… Says alot about what Kenyans want to read.

#2. Meet The Man That Runs The Kenyan Daily Post! His phone number will be posted real soon!

#3. Here Is Irrefutable Proof That The Kenyan Daily Post Is Run By Timothy Obare Rioba.

#4. Find out who feels this way: Big Brother Africa: “Huddah Betrayed Me!”

#5. Huddah Retaliates

#6. Big Brother The Chase Update: It’s Pretty Much Obvious Now That Natasha is A Sexmaniac

#7. Mother-In-Law’s Wanade Burial (Photos)

#8. Dennis Itumbi Abducted This Morning

#9. Anne Mbaru Sets Her Eyes On Huddah’s Man Immediately After She Got Evicted!!

#10. Christina Shusho Faults Kenya’s Gospel Industry

And oh looky here! Guess who had the top article… Jeff Omondi, better luck today bro! And to the readers, thank you for reading ghafla.co.ke and keep reading it as we give you more.

Chinese pay TV Introduces Free to air Set top Boxes in the Kenyan market

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

StarTimes Media has launched a Free To Air set top box with dual capability to provide both Pay TV and Free to Air channels. This is to give an option to those who wish to have access to digital Free to Air channels without having to incur monthly subscription charges while still being able to upgrade to the Pay TV option without having to acquire another device.

This move will definitely compel the Media Owners Association to restore KTN, NTV and Citizen TV back to the StarTimes, weeks after they pullout amid a firestorm of complaints that the Chinese pay TV was cashing on from what was supposedly Free To Air TV.

With capacity to accommodate both Pay Television and Free to air digital services, customers will have an option of upgrading from free to air to Pay TV at will and vice versa, without the need to purchase another set top box.

The decoder will be retailing at Ksh 4,999 with a month’s access to Unique Plus bouquet that offers over 70 Pay Television channels where upon expiry of the offer, the subscriber will have access to all free to air local channels for good.

The customer will have the option of subscribing to either of the StarTimes bouquets to access the Pay Television channels at will.

Chinese Pay TV Launches Dual Free-To-Air/Pay TV Boxes; Beats Local TV Consortium In Battle For Digital Signal

Is Ghafla Misleading Young Girls By Posting About Huddah Monroe And The Rest Of The Socialites?

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

I am sorry to break some awesome people’s trust but I have heard this accusation way too many times to ignore it anymore. Most people I meet take issue with Ghafla for giving socialites what they consider to be excessive coverage.

I have met readers and Ghafla enthusiast and industry players who feel we have given the likes of Huddah Monroe too much coverage and some of them have been bold enough to say that we have even contributed to creating the fame monster known as “socialite” in Kenya. Apparently, we have been creating artificial fame for these “socialites”.

That isn’t what has had me perplexed; what has was when someone asked me whether we take into account what impression we are giving to little girls. School girls of all ages. To be honest I had never thought of that. That was quite the paradigm shift!
But with that said, allow me to be candid: It is none of my concern. While I feel for the children who have had to grow up with absentee parents, I cannot be held responsible for their parent’s failure. Any girl that looks up to a celebutante or a socialite and aspires to be like them then you did a bad job at being a role model.

The socialites are doing their own thing to achieve their own ends. Raising your children isn’t one of their responsibilities. Come on guys, the best role models for our children is us. Not teachers, not dancers, not preachers. Us!
And if you abdicate your role, expect your children to seek role models from television and entertainers -people playing a role. Think about it…

Christina Shusho Faults Kenya’s Gospel Industry

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

Tanzanian Gospel songstress Christina Shusho has expressed her concern about the state of the Kenyan Gospel industy. Shusho who was last weekend crowned the Artist of the Year, Tanzania at the just concluded Groove Awards ceremony has termed the Gospel scene as ‘Gospel entertainment’.

Speaking during her interview on “Tukuza”, KTN’s leading Gospel show, Shusho let known her disappointment and even revealed her ideal Gospel Ministry.

One of the points she made out clear is that : “The Kenya Gospel Music is getting worse rather than good as Kenya gospel artistes are not singing bad songs only that its more of entertainment gospel.

The sad point is that gospel music has now gone main stream and that’s where we ask are doing the right thing such that the world also now loves us?

To quote her in Swahili she said: “Kenyans artistes are making gospel music worse rather than good as a variety of Kenyan gospel artistes are bringing more of the world entertainment music in the current gospel rather than worship.”

Further she said : ” A multiple of Kenyan Gospel artistes do not focus on saving the soul of the listener when recording the song in the studio, rather most focus on entertaining the audience on stage performance.”

Christina was bold to say her version of the gospel by saying that gospel musicians in Kenya need to look up to the Kenyan gospel icons including : Mary Atieno , Sarah K ,Emmy Kosgei, Daddy Owen and many others as their mentors.

Her friend Geraldine Odour also echoed her words in adding that : “The current dance moves are just not right. As you cannot possibly differentiate between gospel dance and secular dance in a video if you mute the volume of the video playing.” (Read HERE how Oduor wondered whether it was right to play Gospel music in bars).

This comes just days after Arthur Kamau, a veteran industry stakeholder conveyed his dissasatisfaction with Groove Awards ceremony taking a similar stance as Shusho.

“All I will say since I came up wit the idea and actualized it thanks to nation media group am happy tat finally the government and in tis case the president has recognized the importance of the music industry and tat goes for both secular and gospel on other matters .. The show is full of hype and less God tats the only sad thing .. my opinion and am entitled to it ..” posted Arthur K on his Facebook Timeline.

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Want to attend the biggest Reggae concert of the year?

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Suzanne Imbuhila

Tarrus Riley and Alpha Blondy, June 15th, buy now!

Missed The Groove Awards Gala Night? Catch It Here

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

Did you miss this year’s Groove Awards due to other commitments? Well, there should be no cause for alarm because Ghafla!, your premier entertainment site has got you covered.

It was a colourful evening graced by the Head of State as artists, deejays, producers and other Gospel industry stakeholders. Here’s what you missed.

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Find the full list of winner HERE.

This 19 Year Old Beautiful Singer Shows You How You Can Live & Eat Music

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

When two bigwigs merge, the result is bound to be colossal. Music producer/sound engineer/musician Kevin Pro-voke came together with Kaka Empire to bring you the next big thing in music. The two meet with this beautiful 19 year old last year and signed her.

Meet Wangechi; so far her music is doing great rounds online and local radios with her first track debuting at number 4 on Ghetto Radio charts. Her songs on soundcloud hit 4k plays each the first two days they were put up.

Wangechi has an ol’ skool sound despite being just 19. Pro-voke reveals that they decided to take her talent to remind kids about the back-in-the-day music. She is working on videos of some of the mixtape tracks set to only be on youtube exclsively on the kakaempire youtube page

Release date of the mixtape will be out soon.

By the way the last song she did trended for 2 days on Twitter. Have a listen below:

music producer/sound engineer/musician

Complete List Of Sites, Blogs And Facebook Pages Owned By Kenya Post!

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

While I am still on my Kenyan Post tip, allow me to post all the sites and blogs and facebook pages that he owns and by he I am referring to Timothy Obare Rioba.

But before we begin, allow me to explain how I made the connection between the various websites:

I performed what is known as a reverse I.P search. By doing this I basically checked the adsense publisher i.ds across the different sites to attempt to establish a greater common denominator. And why did I seek to find an adsense link? Well, adsense I feel is proof enough given that it’s the primary way people make money online and Google treats this fact with the gravity it deserves; you must first furnish them with proof of ownership of a site before you can beginning cutting the adsense cheque.

And as such, you cannot share your adsense publisher i.d ergo all your sites will have the same adsense account. Now that you know this, you can keep up.

These are the sites with the same adsense account as Kenyan Post:

careerstom.com	The best brains tell you….
facebook.com	Kenyan Post
feedburner.google.com	FeedBurner
kenyan-post.blogspot.com	Home
kenyancareer.com	Be the first to know about jobs
kenyanvacancies.com	Where are the vacancies?

We found 4 inbound links to kenyan-post.com.

Website	Link Anchor	Date Checked
kenyan-post.blogspot.com	ome	29 Nov 2012
kenyauptodate.blogspot.fr	Politics	06 Mar 2013
safari-ecology.blogspot.com	in the	04 Nov 2012
kingjofa.blogspot.com	DAILY POST	04 Jan 2013

Now you know. Next, his phone number goes up. Nah, I’m kidding. Or am I?

Anne Mbaru Sets Her Eyes On Huddah’s Man Immediately After She Got Evicted!!

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

Not even a week has passed on since one of Kenya’s representative was evicted from BBA -Huddah Monroe and Anne Mbaru is already pursuing her housemate beau the pretty-boy South African named Angelo.

Just this morning, I posted about Angelo telling Biggie that he was betrayed by Huddah when she kissed Hakeem instead. But you can read about all that here.

Anyway, as soon as Huddah was out of the picture, Anne Mbaru was hunting her some Angelo. She went out of her way to show the pretty-boy some affection. And his response? Find that out later!

Just Where Did Churchill Get That Name? Find Out Here

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

Most comedians, musicians among other artists have aliases which they use when on stage. But just where/how do they come up with these names? Focus today shifts to comedian Churchill AKA Daniel Ndambuki. Have you ever wondered where that name came from?

This is how;

During one of his usual interactions, at the then popular lounge with all genre artists, the famed Kenya National Theatre upstairs bar and restaurant, which was later on christened the ‘Wasanii’ lounge, Churchill was meeting humorist artist writer the late Wahome Mutahi popularly known as Whispers after the name of the column he wrote for The Daily Nation.

Mr. Wahome often invited Mr. Ndambuki to have tea with him. Then one day as they chat he gave him the name Churchill Abednego because he wanted him to become a sophisticated Luo Prof. From then on Dan would use the name for various stage perfomances and hence the name stuck.

The comedian went on to use the name on the premier comedy show, Redykyulass, and later dropped Abednego to when Redykyulass became defunct. Churchill has become a household name in Kenya comedy that most people actually think that’s his real name.

[Churchill Show]

During one of his usual interactions, at the then popular lounge with all genre artists, the famed Kenya National Theatre upstairs bar and restaurant, which was later on christened the ‘Wasanii’ lounge, Churchill was in meeting humorist artist writer the late Wahome Mutahi popularly known as Whispers after the name of the column he wrote for The Daily Nation

Mr. Wahome often invited Mr. Ndambuki to have tea with him, one day as they chat he gave him the name Churchill Abednego because he wanted him to become a sophisticated Luo Prof. From then on Dan would use the name for various stage perfomances and hence the name stuck.

Mother-In-Law’s Wanade Burial (Photos)

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

Recently, the family, friends, colleagues and fellow actors gathered in union to rest Beth Nyambura Mbaya in peace. She was buried at her home in Kanyariri opposite Kanyariri High School where a requiem mass was held.

Thousands of people congregated to for the final send off of Beth Mbaya who for many of her fans, will forever remembered as Wanade of mother-in-law. Here are images from the burial;

Mustafa AKA Andrew Muthure

“Jenerali”, Gerald Langiri, Felix Odiwuor

Baha AKA Kamau Mbaya, Beth’s son

Photo credits: Actors.co.ke

Dennis Itumbi Abducted This Morning

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

In a rather shocking turn of events, blogger Dennis Itumbi was this morning abducted as he went for his routine morning run. In what appeared like a set-up, the abductors laid a trap for the blogger which he unfortunately fell in.

So it happened as he was doing his morning jog, he spotted a white saloon car and one of the occupants was dragging a child in school uniform who was screaming. Being who he is, he confronted the man who let the kid go and the next thing he knew he was on the back seat of the car sandwiched between a guy and his female companion.

The immediately car sped off from Paradise Lost to the Kiambu – Ruiru road just next to the Kamiti Roundabout where he was shoved out of the car. Itumbi then reported the matter to the Police and was recorded in the occurrence book (OB number 4/4/6/2013). He later learnt that two other complaints about the same car had been made overnight.

Itumbi survived the ordeal unhurt and thanks to him, an innocent kid was saved.

Here Is Irrefutable Proof That The Kenyan Daily Post Is Run By Timothy Obare Rioba.

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

I’ve just read a comment that has irked me. After posting the identity of the charlatan that runs Kenyan Post a lady has commented insisting that rather than it being Timothy Obare Rioba, it is Dennis Itumbi. And with that I have scoured the depths of the internets (not really) and I have dredged up this irrefutable evidence:

Here is a legal complaint he was trying to lodge a complaint with google using DMCA (Digital Millenium Copy Right Act) to protect material on his site that he felt was being infringed upon by the site KENYAN2013.COM

Yet he is an avid copy paster of Ghafla.co.ke material!

March 19, 2013

Sender Information:
Timothy Obare Rioba
Sent by: [Private]
DAILY POST
KE

Recipient Information:
[Private]
Google, Inc. [Blogger]
Mountain View, CA, 94043, USA

Sent via: online form: Form
Re: Infringement Notification via Blogger Complaint

Google Form: copyright DMCA Complaint of alleged copyright infringement

1. Complainant’s Information
Name:
Company name: DAILY POST
Full legal name of the copyright holder: Timothy Obare Rioba
Country of residence: KE

2. Your copyrighted work
Location of copyrighted work (where your authorized work is located):

Description of the copyrighted work:

This is an example of copying and not
attributing to the source.

The whole blogs are copy pasted from original content without changing a
word.

3. Allegedly Infringing Material:
URL of the allegedly infringing material in our search results:

(10.)
http://www.kenyan2013.com/2013/03/18/kajwang-wants-the-un-to-conduct-presidential-run-off-if-raila-odinga-wins-the-petition/
(11.)
http://www.kenyan2013.com/2013/03/18/did-raila-odinga-lie-to-god-at-prophet-owours-meeting-in-uhuru-park/

Sworn Statements
I have a good faith belief that use of the copyrighted materials described above as allegedly infringing is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law. [checked]

I swear, under penalty of perjury, that the information in the notification is accurate and that I am the copyright owner or am authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed. [checked]

Signed on this date of:

Signature
[Private]

And why was this so? Well:

Question: Why does a web host or blogging service provider get DMCA takedown notices?

Answer: Many copyright claimants are making complaints under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, Section 512(c)m a safe-harbor for hosts of “Information Residing on Systems or Networks At Direction of Users.” This safe harbors give providers immunity from liability for users’ possible copyright infringement — if they “expeditiously” remove material when they get complaints. Whether or not the provider would have been liable for infringement by materials its users post, the provider can avoid the possibility of a lawsuit for money damages by following the DMCA’s takedown procedure when it gets a complaint. The person whose information was removed can file a counter-notification if he or she believes the complaint was erroneous.

Question: What does a service provider have to do in order to qualify for safe harbor protection?

Answer: In addition to informing its customers of its policies (discussed above), a service provider must follow the proper notice and takedown procedures (discussed above) and also meet several other requirements in order to qualify for exemption under the safe harbor provisions.

In order to facilitate the notification process in cases of infringement, ISPs which allow users to store information on their networks, such as a web hosting service, must designate an agent that will receive the notices from copyright owners that its network contains material which infringes their intellectual property rights. The service provider must then notify the Copyright Office of the agent’s name and address and make that information publicly available on its web site. [512(c)(2)]

Finally, the service provider must not have knowledge that the material or activity is infringing or of the fact that the infringing material exists on its network. [512(c)(1)(A)], [512(d)(1)(A)]. If it does discover such material before being contacted by the copyright owners, it is instructed to remove, or disable access to, the material itself. [512(c)(1)(A)(iii)], [512(d)(1)(C)]. The service provider must not gain any financial benefit that is attributable to the infringing material. [512(c)(1)(B)], [512(d)(2)].

Question: What are the provisions of 17 U.S.C. Section 512(c)(3) & 512(d)(3)?

Answer: Section 512(c)(3) sets out the elements for notification under the DMCA. Subsection A (17 U.S.C. 512(c)(3)(A)) states that to be effective a notification must include: 1) a physical/electronic signature of a person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of the infringed right; 2) identification of the copyrighted works claimed to have been infringed; 3) identification of the material that is claimed to be infringing or to be the subject of infringing activity and that is to be removed; 4) information reasonably sufficient to permit the service provider to contact the complaining party (e.g., the address, telephone number, or email address); 5) a statement that the complaining party has a good faith belief that use of the material is not authorized by the copyright owner; and 6) a statement that information in the complaint is accurate and that the complaining party is authorized to act on behalf of the copyright owner. Subsection B (17 U.S.C. 512(c)(3)(B)) states that if the complaining party does not substantially comply with these requirements the notice will not serve as actual notice for the purpose of Section 512.

Section 512(d)(3), which applies to “information location tools” such as search engines and directories, incorporates the above requirements; however, instead of the identification of the allegedly infringing material, the notification must identify the reference or link to the material claimed to be infringing.

Question: Does a service provider have to follow the safe harbor procedures?

Answer: No. An ISP may choose not to follow the DMCA takedown process, and do without the safe harbor. If it would not be liable under pre-DMCA copyright law (for example, because it is not contributorily or vicariously liable, or because there is no underlying copyright infringement), it can still raise those same defenses if it is sued.

Question: How do I file a DMCA counter-notice?

Answer: If you believe your material was removed because of mistake or misidentification, you can file a “counter notification” asking the service provider to put it back up. Chilling Effects offers a form to build your own counter-notice.

For more information on the DMCA Safe Harbors, see the FAQs on DMCA Safe Harbor. For more information on Copyright and defenses to copyright infringement, see Copyright.

READ THE ORIGINAL STORY HERE.

Now come at Uncle Chim Tuna and Ghafla Kenya correct! We don’t post half truths!

Read the complaint he lodged for yourself here:

http://chillingeffects.org/N/871833

Big Brother The Chase Update: It’s Pretty Much Obvious Now That Natasha is A Sexmaniac

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

It seems like Malawian Natasha is obsessed with sex because not a day passes without the blatant Ruby housemate sharing her candid opinions about matters coitus.

Recently, Sierra Leonean Bassey quizzed her about her baby daddy and she answered jokingly that she has f***** so many guys that she does not know who the father is.

Her latest sex rant last evening was about husbands that cheat and couples that have sex without protection which lead to some heated conversation in the Ruby bedroom. Clearly the Malawian housemate saw fit to take it upon herself to play sex educator to her fellow Housemates. “You have to be a good counsellor and be the voice,” she insisted at the end of her conversation.

News: Nasty Natasha at it again

This begs the question: Just who is Natasha?

Well, Natasha is a self-employed mom from Lilongwe. She entered Big Brother because she looks at it as being social, educational, entertaining and a platform for fame.

She describes herself as “fun, adventurous, flirtatious, crazy and sweet” and says that the qualities she likes most in herself are her patience, calmness, jokes and tolerance. She values patience, tolerance and kindness in others too, but despises control freaks, liars and unfaithfulness.

BBA

Huddah Retaliates

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

You know Huddah is back when Twitter is awash with her mentions. Well, fresh from Big Brother-The Chase, Huddah has made her way back to Twitter in a big way and first on her to-do-list is the ‘tweeps’ who were talking smack about her while she was away.If you missed how she was ridiculed, read about that HERE.

Without mincing her words, “The Boss Lady” has been throwing bare knuckle jabs at people who ridiculed her during her time at the Big Brother House since last evening. She also sought to even the score with the controversial Robert Alai whom she had a tweef with before leaving for BBA.

Here are some of her tweets;

“I am happy i was evicted 1st nobody will ever forget this…and thats what fame is,staying in peoples minds…I am a legend in my own rights”

“7days in an enclosed enviroment is Eternity…if u think u could have done better,auditions happen every year.Good luck.”

“Roberta Alai…b*tch nigga to the bone….u are about to bitch for long now!”

“These n***az need to man up and stop acting like females.”

“Seems like people expected me to have SEX on the first day in the house.Expectations lead to disappointments.Poleni saaana!”

“Despite all the bullsh*t, I have a lot to be thankful for.”

“Let me know when u finish roasting….im kinda hungry.”

Heh! KOT it’s time this hatred stopped.

Meet The Man That Runs The Kenyan Daily Post!

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

Just who is the man behind the Kenyan Post? Well, today we expose him. Who is this man behind scintillating lies such as the story about Fidel Odinga’s wife cheating on him with his wife. He spectacularly announced that the late Mutula Kilonzo’s househelp had gone underground immediately after his death.

And he asserted that the politician Wanjiru wa Chege the current sitting Murang’a Women’s Rep slept her way to the top and he also shocked us with news that Kenya’s Vice President William Samoei Ruto was having an affair with Senator Lesuuda. He also sensationally claimed that Serena Hotels catered for the State House function on Madaraka Day (June 01, 2013) which turned out to be false.

All these were false allegations but no one cared to weigh them on the scale of truth. And the blogger behind them has been enjoying the comfort afforded him by the anonymity extended him by the internets. But no more.

Meet the man behind these sensational tall tales below:

He is called Timothy Obare Rioba.

And new just in indicate that he is n alumni of K.U and while the same source claims that Kenya Post earns between 20,000-25,000Kshs a day that is highly suspect but what isn’t is the fact the blog is said to appeal to low income earners and people not well educated according to alexa.com

READ THE IRREFUTEABLE PROOF ON WHICH THIS BOLD CLAIM IS FOUNDED ON HERE!

Big Brother Africa: “Huddah Betrayed Me!”

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

There was already alot of sexual tension at the BBA House after just a week with the housemates cuddling and kissing and giving each other sensual massages. And one of the budding romance stories involved Kenya’s Huddah Monroe and South Africa’s pretty-boy Angelo.

But when she was evicted from the house, rather than plant a wet kiss on him, she blew him off and kissed Hakeem instead. Angelo was crushed! He feels betrayed! He is hurting! He recently opened up to Biggie to let us in on his achey breaky heart.

And from Uncle Chim to Angelo:

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Anyway, moving right along, sucks to be you!

Angelo

4th June 2013: Ten things you should know this morning

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

Good morning fam! I hope you guys are holding up just great. Fast off, here’s what you might want to know this morning;

#1 Big Brother Africa: More Pictures From BBA’s Shower Hour! Photo Gallery Of Huddah, Pokello, Beverly Osu and Fatima!

#2 Big Brother Africa: If You Thought Only Huddah Has Nvde Pictures, Meet Zimbabwe’s Pokello! Her Sextape was Leaked!(Photo Gallery)

#3 And Now For A Nvde Shower Picture Of Anne Mbaru! (Photo Gallery)

#4 And The Huddah Bashing Begins!

#5 Huddah “Accepts & Moves On” After Big Brother The Chase

#6 Prezzo To Huddah: You’re A Star

#7 Cabu Gah Opens Up About Huddah Now That She Has Been Evicted!

#8 All Odds Were Stacked Against Huddah, See How Africa Voted

#9 Rapcha Cuts Off His Dreadlocks (Photo)

#10 Caroline Mutoko at Harvard Business School For Studies

Heh! Chim outdid himself there. Anyhooo, keep it locked for some fresh and exclusive scoop coming your way shortly.

POLL RESULTS: Would You Let Your Girl/Boyfriend Go For BBA?

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

Last week I asked people whether they would be comfortable with letting their significant others to attend BBA and become housemates who fighting it out for 300,000/- USD. and the feedback seems to indicate a trust issue. It would seem people don’t trust their partners.

This is how people voted:

Statistics:

YES
Votes: 18	20.2%
NO
Votes: 71	79.8%

Number of Voters	89
Start Voting	2013-05-30 07:01:22
End Voting	2013-06-30 07:01:22

By that indication, it would seem that Kenyans are either insecure or untrustworthy because I personally don’t see a reason not to let my significant other represent Kenya and possibly grab herself some money.

Prezzo To Huddah: You’re A Star

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

After Huddah’s untimely crash out from this year’s Big Brother The Chase and consequently missing out of the coveted $300,000 prize, Prezzo who is thought to have had/ still in a relationship with the controversial ‘socialite’ has come out to thank everyone that supported Huddah when she was in the house.

This morning, his Rapcellency tweeted, “A big thanks to all who supported our rep, Huddah, in the on-going BBA game. Africa decided. We respect that. Let’s keep it 254 and still support our own, Annabel. God bless.” Adding, “Congratulations @huddahmonroe 254 is proud of u. Regardless to ur eviction, know tht ur a STAR! God Bless.”

Two days ago, tears streamed down Huddah’s as she wept for her on and off lover back at home. Huddah has had a much publicized romantic past with Prezzo, he even joined #ProjectSaveHuddah, urging Big Brother fans to vote for her.

Saturday, Huddah started to weep during a heart to heart with Angelo where she talked about missing her man. “I miss the way that he kisses me. I miss him biting my neck,” she shared with the South African. The Diamond House dude then quizzed her on whether or not she believes that this man is the one. All that she had to say on that matter is, “He understands me”.

She also did not share the name of the man in question but she did disclose that he is a rapper. She also revealed to Angelo that he is someone who has been in a similar situation of being locked up and that he did hook up with someone at the time.

Cabu Gah Opens Up About Huddah Now That She Has Been Evicted!

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

Cabu Gah is in rare spirits. You have to read this message he dedicated to Huddah! It seems like it’s open season on her though!

HUDDAH MONROE,TELL THIS HATERS to SHUT UP and Respect You! Tell TELL them,Huddah,Tell them!

Tell them,Huddah,tell them that You are the Boss…And being evicted from the BBA house didnt suprise You at all…tell them a Boss is always ready for anythng! And even after your name was mentioned for eviction,You weren’t suprised…yaani hauku stu-HOOKER…

Tell them,Huddah,tell them that You are an expensive woman,who takes expensive drinks like jHORNY Walker…

Tell them,Huddah,tell them that You have a diploma from some real college in Kenya! Yes,tell them that You also know that e-D!CK-ation is the Key to Success…

Tell them,Huddah,tell them to either stop hating or sit ON Your middle finger and spin on it…And You can also tell them HOW it feels to sit on a A middle finger BECAUSE thats what You do for a living~ sitting on Your client’s middle fingers!

Tell them,Huddah,tell them that You are a fun loving woman,with great hobbies whch include SWIMMING. Yes,tell them that You love swimming even more than semen loves swimming through your fallopian tubes….

Tell them Huddah,tell them that You are just like Drake. Who started FROM the bottom. But You are a little different because YOU started WITH YOUR bottom.

Tell them,Huddah,tell them that You are a strong girl,a fighter! Yes,tell them that You would rather Die on Your Feet. Than Live on Your knees…Although,going by your career,chances are You will die ON your knees after chocking on some c*m!

Tell them,Huddah,tell them that Big Brother’s timely eviction only gave You an opportunity to come to Kenya and continue attending to your vast business empire which includes Twitter and Instagram…

Tell them Huddah,tell them to stop the hate and respect a lady! Yes,tell them that You got B4LLS! Although,in most cases,the BALLS we are talking about here are YOUR male clients’ b4lls!

Tell them,Huddah,tell them that You are a Queen who lives a FAST LIFE! Yes,tell them that Everythng to You is FAST; Fast cars,Fast Foods,Fast money… Yes,even when it comes to being evicted from a house,its FAST too!

Tell them Huddah,tell them that You are a powerful,influential woman! Yes,remind them that YOU are Kenya’s WH*REprah Winfrey!

Tell them Huddah,tell them that You are NOT a cheap tribalist like most of them! Yes,remind them that,even though You are a Kikuyu,YOUR favorite tribe is the POKOmo…

Tell them,Huddah! Oh,Yes,tell them that You are a learned woman. A Qualified Woman. And if they dont believe You,they can come to YOUR house and You can show them your many Quali-FORNICATIONS in life.

Huddah,tell them! Yes,tell them that You are a hard-W4NKING woman who wakes up at 4am to perform Morning Glory. ALONE. Then sleep and wake up again at 9am,to tweet photos of the Morning Glory.

Tell them,Huddah,tell them that You did HISTORY in school. And even though You didnt know Addis Ababa was a city,not a country,atleast You know that Jamaica was born in Bob Marley. And also,Your favorite Black Heroes are Martin Luther King and Malcolm s*X.

Tell them,Huhu! Uuuuuiii ,tell them that You are a wealthy lady. A lady who spends THE WHOLE DAY shopping~ for emergency pills.

Tell them to STOP lying that You are a blonde. Tell them that You are a woman with a very impressive CV. And ‘C’ is for Cunt. Oh,Yeah! And You didnt really need the 26Million Big Brother jackpot,tell them that that is cheap money that You can earn within the comfort of Your bedroom….with your legs in the air!

Huddah,remind them that You have many other talents….Not just stripping and faking orgasms…TELL THEM that Ur also an awesome singer…….the next MALAYA carey.

Yes,Baby! Tell them to RESPECT You because YOU are a trendsetter. And the evidence of your amazing trendsetting achievements can be seen on Twitter. Where You TREND everyday.

Rest Your case,Huddah. I believe they have heard You. Loud and clear. Louder than your bedroom moans. Please,remind them that the reason MPs want their pay increased from Ksh.531,000 to Ksh.831,000 is because the extra Ksh.300,000 is to pay for YOUR awesome bedroom services…

YOU ARE THEE BOSS.

GHAFLA POLL: Are You Happy Huddah Is Out Of BBA 8? Are You Glad She Was Evicted?

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

From all the chatter on social media, Kenyans are divided on their opinions of whether or not it’s a good thing that huddah is already back home but now you can have your say loud and clear.

Do you think Huddah’s loss (her eviction) is a Kenyan loss or was it good riddance to bad trash?

{acepolls 53}

Rabbit Knocks Octopizzo Off The Top Spot

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

The Mdundo Top 10 is out. And what a week it has been! two new songs in top ten, Rabbit’s We Miss Them followed by Collo’s Kudyambo. Grandpa’s new star, Pizzo Dizzo, also makes it to this week’s TOP10.

Here’s the full list;

1. We Miss Them feat. Nadu – Rabbit (Kaka Sungura) (NEW ON TOP10)

2. Kudyambo – Collo (NEW ON TOP10)

3. Stay So Fly – Octopizzo

4. Vitambi – Kenrazy

5. Twenzetu feat. Madtraxx – Mejja

6. Floss Na Wewe feat. STL & Mimmo – Collo

7. Awinja – Sauti Sol

8. Chali Stinji – Pizzo Dizzo (NEW ON TOP10)

9. Ligi Soo – Rabbit (Kaka Sungura)

10. Tafuta feat. Mr. Nice – DNA

Meanwhile, the HOT SONG OF THE WEEK is Chali Stinji – Pizzo Dizzo. You can get it for FREE at Mdundo.com

Caroline Mutoko at Harvard Business School For Studies

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

Kiss 100 presenter Caroline Mutoko is in the US for a short course at the Harvard Business School. The radio queen landed in Boston, Friday and has been looking forward to the start of the forum slated for Monday afternoon.

Caroline is attending the Harvard Business School’s 2013 Women’s Leadership Forum (WLF) Program. The WLF faculty team has designed a program that promises to be an engaging and valuable learning experience for all the participants.

Caroline tells me that she is normally in school – it’s just that she had to leave the country in this instance to attend the forum. Ahead of her first session this afternoon, Caroline has been ‘sight-seeing’ and even posted several photos of Boston on her Facebook fan-page and attended mass as well.

This was her post earlier today;

Back from church and looks like quite a number of Kenyans on this end have found me. Let’s see who’s up to buying lunch It’s Sunday, lunch is late.

That said I must confess that Safaricom is too, too cool. Yap, I’m roaming on my usual line – AT&T found me in record time.

Do you know I just paid for afew items in Nairobi through Mpesa? I thought it would be complicated. Wacha tuu. I dialed *722# for my bank, nika vuta pesa, and I send/paid na nikamaliza – kwisha.
Boss! Niko na Safaricom even in Boston.

Let me go and find something to eat & get back here to catch up on assignments before class kesho.

Good night Kenya!
Boston – thank you for the warm welcome!

Kiss 100 presenter Caroline Mutoko is in the US for a short course at the Harvard Business School

Hold Up! Did You Know Habida Acted in Tyler Perry’s ‘House of Payne’?

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

Did you that talented and beautiful R&B singer, Habida Maloney is also a gem when it comes to acting? In fact, she has also acted in Tyler Perry’s “House of Payne” as an extra twice.

She recently caught up with Bongo5 and opened about her musical and acting journey, how she had to work as a waitress, a purchase ledger accountant and other jobs in the UK before going to study theater classes. In addition Habida who is also British, Somali na Irish discusses her university life in US where she wrote and acted in a soap opera, Misty.

Here’s an excerpt of that;

Bongo5: Is your father white or mixed like you?
Habida: My father is white.

Bongo5: Between music and acting, what was your first love?
Habida: Acting is my first love.

Bongo5: How did your parents react when they knew you have a passion for music and acting?
Habida: They rejected it completely, until they saw me perform at a friend’s wedding. When they saw the guests asked me to come back and sing again.

Bongo5: You once said in one interview that you spent two years in UK working before going to theatre, what kind of jobs were you working?
Habida: I was a waitress, I worked in a call center, I worked as a temp with an agency where you go to different jobs to do things like data entry. I was a purchase ledger accountant for a company called AFM lighting (that was cool as they did the lighting for “Star wars”, I’m proud of that) I worked as an administrative assistant. I did anything I could get.

Bongo5: You wrote and acted in a soap opera in US, what was the name of the show and where was it aired?
Habida: It was called “Misty” and it was aired on local cable (like an American ZUKU) I also was an extra, twice on Tyler Perry’s House of Payne, and I worked on different things that happened locally. I did a lot of work on campus that was open to the public. University shows are seen as big out there.

Bongo5: How difficult was it to act as a lead character?
Habida: Not hard at all. I am passionate about my music and acting, when I am doing any of it no matter how challenging I enjoy it.

Bongo5: Have you ever acted in a Kenyan TV show?
Habida: No but I have been cast, but I did not agree with the fee structure and turned all of them down and focused on my music instead, which pains me but it’s the reality.

Bongo5: Are you still doing modelling?
Habida: No I don’t as I like to eat hehehe!

Bongo5: The song Sunshine which you featured Nameless was a major hit in Africa, how did it feel working with such an incredible artist?

Habida: Firstly I’d like to say it was not a feature it was a collabo. It was great, the song came naturally and I loved working with Nameless, he is a great artist.

Bongo5: You are very beautiful; we would love to know if Wahu in any way reacted negatively to your collaboration with her husband.
Habida: In the beginning we had to feel each other out, it’s only natural for a new comer to state her motives but we are now very close friends.

Bongo5: We remember you once tweeted that your daughter loves , Kesho than any of your songs, ulijiskiaje kujua hivyo?
Habida: It makes me feel great. She loves all my songs and that makes me warm inside she is my biggest fan. There is something about Kesho that she really loves. Now her favourite is the new track I have just released “Lights Up” she really gets down to it.

Bongo5: How did motherhood affect your career?
Habida: I took time off to be with her and get her introduced into the world. I wanted to be with her intensely so I didn’t focus on my work and that is where the breaks in my work come in.

Bongo5: How does it feel to be a mother?
Habida: It is the best feeling in the world. It makes me smile even when there is a storm. She is the love of my life and that make life worth living.

Bongo5: You have collaborated with Tanzanian artists such as Hussein Machozi and Chidi Benz, which other artists in Tanzania you would love to work with?
Habida: I would love to work with Chidi again. The song I did with him was not our track so I would like to see what just him and I would come up with.

Bongo5: In 2011 you briefly shifted to Dar es Salaam, why did you come to stay in Tanzania and then went back to Kenya?
Habida: I came to get to know the market and see what connections I could make. As well as coming to spend time with my husband who was based at the Kempinski for about 6 months.

Bongo5: What are your coming projects that your fans should expect?
Habida: My current project is already underway. I have morphed my sound into what is more me. I am aiming to tour and take my new album that I will release in August to Africa. Wait for it, it will be huge.

Rapcha Cuts Off His Dreadlocks (Photo)

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Jeff Omondi (Writer)

Rapcha has just shaved off his dreadlocks. The comedian has had the locks for the longest time I can remember and cutting them off maybe just be a sign that he is entering a new phase of his life.

This is the Rapcha you know;

And now, this is the new Rapcha; no dreadlocks, no moustache or a beard:

Apart from his ‘Raiyaa’ comedy show alongside Mwafreeka, Rapcha is also a radio presenter on Hot 96.

Robert Alai Begs For Money On Facebook!

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)

It would seem that the bell is tolling for Robert Alai! He recently lost a legal lawsuit filed by Dennis Itumbi about libel. Read more about the case here.

The cases against Robert Alai have been mounting up to the point at which they are too much for him to finance thus needs your assistance.

I am not one to kick a man when he is down but it must be highlighted that alot of the cases against Alai could have been dodged had he swallowed his pride and issued an apology. But he still would have cases involving the state which is where the waters become muddled!

This is what Robert Alai posted on Facebook recently:

Robert Alai Onyango

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UPDATE ON LEGAL ASSISTANCE CONTRIBUTIONS: We are at Ksh 35,500. We are still less Ksh 64,500. PLease send your contributions to 0708-677607. Thanks to the over 60 who already contributed.

I wish him all the best! He’ll need it!

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