Hell hath NO fury like a Woman scorned. And today,I attempt to introduce You to a Young Kenyan Woman who is soooo mad at her cheating Ex-boyfriend that she has decided to sue his ass. And the process, according to her, has started. Step aside,Njaanuary. Its now Ndrama-nuary.
What do You do when Your heart is broken?? You move on,right?? Wrong. You sue the culprit. Expose his dirty past and,in an attempt to remember him and his mischief forever,You acquire facial piercings for every time he hurt You. Welcome to The World Of The Absurd.
Her name is Mega Evelicious….You wonder who would name their kid Mega Evelicious,right?? Ok,let me start from the top. Her actual name is Petral Kawira. And she is from Embu (Good Lord!)
Petral is 19 Years old…..And she is a student at JKUAT,a rapper/singer and also a Model. Petral Kawira,in her confession,has dated 7 men so far. And, still according to her,the 7 Men were all wealthy Men. Some,actually,were married.
In a phone call to Cabu Gah in a bid to expose and air her grievances publicly,Petral was summoned to the office to further detail her plight.
And this is how the conversation went…
“Hi is this Cabu Gah??”
”Sure…”
“Ok,I was given your number by Charles Kimenjo…A blogger from Embu. He told Me You would be interested in writing my story…”
“So what is Your story?? And who are You??”
“Ok,My name is Mega Evelisci…”
“Mega whaaat???!?”
“Ok…Ok…My name is Petral and I have a story I want You to do. About a guy I want to shame…”
“Hmmmm….We cannot have this conversation on phone…Come to the office…Let’s talk..”
And,3 days later,Petral came to the office at Ghafla Kenya. And this is her story…
My name is Petral Kawira. A 19-year Old Model from Embu. I studied in Kyeni girls before moving to 4 other schools around Embu and Machakos to clear my Secondary School education.
I stared falling in love early…And,by form 3,had had 2 adult boyfriend with whom we bitterly broke up. And that’s when I satred hating Men for taking advantage of my easy-to-love heart and started getting attracted to Women.
My attraction to girls started in high school…And I ended up having sexual relationships with a few girls from high school before I again snapped and reverted to men. I love easily. And trust quickly…And those are the qualities of mine that made Men always take advantage of Me. Use Me and dump Me.
By the time I cleared high school,I had been in at least 5 relationships…especially with wealthy Men from Embu who I believe were attracted to me for my big butt,easygoing nature,love to party,open-mindedness and soft heart.
I was showered with every good thing…Even had a car bought for Me for my 18th birthday. The car,which was a second-hand anyway,didn’t last long because the guy quickly repossessed it after his wife discovered we were having an affair.
And that’s when I met George Munene. A businessman from Embu who supplies Wines and Spirits across Embu and Runyenjes. He also runs hardware shops in Chuka and has 3 matatus which ply the Nairobi-Embu-Meru road. His hardware is called Munene Wares….And he has another Mini-supermarket in Nkubu,too.


George came into my life promising me heaven. But all he did was hurt and scorn and crush Me.
Ever since we met,at a party in Westlands,George came across as a sincere,honest,loving and concerned Man. But his true colors started coming out pretty soon…I started noticing that quite early.
Things moved fast…And George even promised to marry Me early last Year. But he,just like all Men before him,failed to live up to the hype. Or keep his promises to Me.
He cheated regularly,even stole my phone and Ksh.23,600 cash,slept with one of my best friends,went to Naivasha with me and still invited another one of his women to the SAME HOTEL we were in and also once attempted to sell my nude pics to blogs for as much as Ksh.100,000.
He was a swine. And a snake. And I lived through it…Mostly because,even though he was a liar,cheater and a fool,He used to cool me down and pacify Me with expensive things and treats and shoes and clothes. I stayed on. But still was broken inside.

But his ways didn’t end…And his heartlessness went on. And,to hide our relationship,He would never allow me to take a photo with him. I also asked him to delete my nudes and he refused. I then realized that its actually NOT only him who had my nudes. I had sent them to a few other fools in the past,too.
My last contact with George ended when,on December 27th last Year,he sent me a rude text asking me to stay away from his life,his business place or his property.
I called him and we arranged to meet at Countryview Hotel,Embu after which he showed up with a different girl who he told Me was called Maureen Wawira. A student from Thika. We had a nasty fight around the restaurant and it went on even in the car.
And it is because of that that I have now decided to sue George. I have already stared criminal processes against him and I intend to sue him for maligning my name,breaking my heart,wasting my time, stealing my money, attempting to release my nudes and invading my privacy and breaking his promises to Me.
He now doesn’t pick my calls. Reply my texts or respond to me. But I will surprise him in court!
George,WATCH OUT! Your money will not last long. Neither will Your freedom.
And I am seeking Ksh.1.5 Million in damages. YES,Ksh.1.5 Million!!! Money I know he doesn’t even have,despite his claims of riches.
And as for the piercings on my face,they are six in total. And all of them have a meaning. Every piercing is for every heartbreak I went through.
I had the last piecing just the other day…To commemorate George’s amorous cheating and breaking up with Me.
I already have 6 on my face for every boyfriend who broke MY heart. And one on a different part of my body in memory of that fool,George.
I have healed from the heartbreaks. But it will be long before that bastard heals from the trouble I am about to put him through via the Courts.
The War Is On!
Mega Evelisci is My name….And I hope to change it forever from Petral Kawira as a sign of my break from my painful past.
The DRAMA is NOT OVER! More is coming…..
And here are more photos of Mega Evelisci….






