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Gear Up for Taurus Events’ Pool Party!

Taurus Eventz and Southern Comfort have come together to bring you one of the most exclusive pool party in Nairobi, the Southern Comfort Splash pool party” at the Best Western Premier Hotel’s 7th floor swimming pool in Hurlingham. A fun-filled afternoon set to attract the Crème de la Crème of the whole Kenyan party scene.

This is an advance tickets only sales event with revelers being treated to awesome music, good food and Southern Comfort bottles sold at a discounted rate. Lasses will be dressed in very revealing bikinis, so you best not disappoint. Its a POOL PARTY, leave those trousers at home.

On March 1st, the party don’t stop till the pool cools off the summer heat. A party to get you a sweet tan with a chilled drink from Southern Comfort and a company rivaled only by it’s awesomeness. Check out the events on their Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/pages/Taurus-Events/310051369094036 and follow; @Tauruseventz and  Instagram page @Taurusevents1 for more photos.

Do book your tickets through this number 072138689.

(pic courtesy of Taurus Events)

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Mike Sonko Advices Nairobians As They Mark The World Condom Day. See What He Said

Today is World Condom Day, a day when the importance of the use of condoms is stressed and preached to the masses, now that the rise in sexually transmitted infections across the globe has become too rampant.

It is a day that many Kenyans may not be so much aware of but at least there is someone to remind them the importance of condoms.

Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko has taken to his twitter account to advice Kenyans that the even as the world celebrates condom day, it is necessary for everyone to abstain from sexual intercourse or use protection.

Sonko stressed his message with a number of tweets aimed at educating and warning at the same time.

This is what he posted:

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The Sexy Avril to Rock Nyeri This Weekend

Than the cliché getaways every Kenyan is planning on going this weekend to Mombasa & Nakuru, this year, Mount Kenya is turning it up a notch.

The White Rhino Hotel for the first time in 100years since it was opened will be hosting the talented and beautiful Avril this Saturday the 14th of February, 2015. White Rhino Hotel is located on the slopes of Mt. Kenya and actually happens to be one of the oldest and most beautiful and romantic getaways in the Nyeri County.

Aside from the party night out, you’ll have an opportunity to spend a night at this scenic place, where accommodation is only 3,500/- per person in a double room, there’s a 3-course meal which coasts only 1,400/-.

Take it away from the norm this Valentine’s and get away to the Romantic slopes specifically the White Rhino Hotel in Nyeri.

See poster for more details.

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Question Not The Lively Pompous Experience Changes Inn Has to Offer!

So Changes moved locations to Kitengela, just in case you lived under a rock. They, are are undergoing a metamorphosis, out with the young in with the new! So dear hormonal teens that just got out of school and only hung out at a joint because the shots are 50 baab, please get a new rave spot. Changes has opened an Inn. Just in case you don’t know what an is; an Inn is generally an establishment licensed to serve alcohol and food and provide accommodation to travelers or locals. They are usually typically located along a highway for easier access.

This whole 360º aims to cater for not only revelers but also someone who’s looking for a convenient, safe, out of town venture or tourists who are on their way to assembly. Or you basically want to use sleep. Now the Inn is conveniently located at Kitengela, the rooms pricing is pocket-friendly, at 2,500/- you get a room and when in a group, there’s a discount. They also have some delicious Nyama Choma, it’s Kitengela, I mean??

So, be sure to pass through the Changes Inn this weekend, you’ll not regret!

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Ghafla Poll: Who Has the Best Booty in Kenya Right Now?

An African man has to be an As$ man, you have to love “it” adore it, thought sometimes you may find yourself in the police cells if you touch “it” without consent. But away from the police nets and the proverbial long arm of the law, you have to love a woman that has “it” There is something about “thick women” that is totally austere! Far from objectifying women lets see who among these Kenyan queens has the best “It”

 The overall results will be based on the results of the poll. Vote one vote all. Women too need to vote. We are all about s#xiness, we are all about who looks better than who, We are about that Kenyan girl that is the Kadarshian. So get voting for your favorite queen of showbiz!

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KTN’s Joy Doreen Biira Makes A Grand Come-back After Days Away From The Limelight(Photo)

Make-up is deceitful. That, no one can dispute. It just explains itself why it was called make-up. It changes one’s appearance and makes them completely new and to some extent, amazing.

Well, for KTN’s Ugandan Diva Joy Doreen Biira, make-up seems to have no effect on her.

The TV siren is a gel, beautiful and attractive without those things ladies spend hours before mirrors to apply on their anteriors.

Joy has been away from our screens probably after she became a mother, but today she resurfaced on the social media with a face shy of make-up, and realistically it looks like motherhood has not taken toll of her.

We definitely had missed you joy, I mean those of us who a crush on you, and who feel someone must have dealt us a blow when he made away with you (wink).

This is the photo Joy shared:

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Proudly African, no make-up day

 

 

Colonel Mustapha, Nameless, TopC & Vinjunia Will Bring Nanyuki to a Stand Still Tomorrow Night

Those who have dared to venture into the Nanyuki entertainment scene, can bare me witness when I say this is the new Vegas waiting to happen!! Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Trendz Lounge is planning a Seduction Party that will have revelers talking for centuries!

February being a month filled with beehive activities surrounding romantic gestures and getaways, it’s nice to see celebrities take time off their families and lovers to celebrate the day with their fans. We all get to celebrate the 14th courtesy of Saint Valentines, if you don’t know the story behind Feb the 14th, please educate yourself.

You got your day planned but not to sure what to do in the evening? Nanyuki is where you should head to. Trendz Lounge will be having a themed night dedicated to the Love Day, dubbed Valentine’s Seduction Party.

This party will start at 6pm on the 14th of February, 2015 till dawn.

Revelers will get to be entertained by sensational singer Nameless alongside Colonel Mustapha, TopC, Vinjunia, MC Kazungu (KBC)

A very SPICY way to spend Valentine’s Day with the one you love!

Best couple will get a price and there will be red carpet treatment. Entrance is only 500/

After Mega Hits Uliza Kiatu and Nikikutazama, H_art The Band Release A New Track!

My favorite band of all time is back with a brand new jam, the perfect valentine’s Jam!.. 

H_ART the BAND’s unique style dubbed Afro-Poetry, a fusion of music with an African touch and spoken word/poetry, has made them an instant musical sensation in East Africa.  Their music speaks to generations, it being heavily inspired by day-to-day experiences, with Mordecai and Wachira both being “Slam Africa poetry Kings”, self-taught guitarist Kenchez compliments their rhymes with smooth, danceable tunes. Mordecai, the lead singer adorns their jams with his heavenly vocals and lyrics while Wachira livens it up with his witty spoken word/poetry. By aligning their unwavering dedication to the do-it-yourself work ethic with a signature sound, this fusion thus, creates a fresh musical style they like to call the ‘Afro-Comic-Poetry-Experience’

Having performed at every venue and on every street corner in the past year, H_ART the BAND has built a steady reputation with various audiences. Their undeniable musical versatility, energy and witty nature makes every performance they do a ‘fan-magnet’, H_ART the BAND gives their fans a memorable experience coupled with a feel-good vibe.

 

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This Is What Anne Kansiime Is Up To After Leaving Citizen TV

After a successful year of making money and making Kenyans laugh with “Don’t Mess with Kansiime”, the young lady from Kabale left Citizen TV.

And now Kansiime has moved on to something else, comedy for children. She shared the photo below with this caption accompanying it “On set shooting New comedy for children.
Be sure to subscribe to KANSIIME KIDS CORNER on YouTube and be the first to receive the latest entertainment for your child.. #‎sharedblessings”

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It’s an All Stars Comedy Night at Hilton, in Support of Valentines Day

Tomorrow you’ll get to experience a cocktail of all comedians Kenya could offer bringing an audience interactive humor. To headline this stand-up comedy night will be;

  • Chipukeezy
  • Karis
  • Sleepy
  • Dr. Ofweneke
  • Jalang’o
  • David the Student
  • Fred Omondi

Aside from these amazing comedians, there will be music from Kenya’s Crème de la Crème Dj. Shaffie Weru will also be in the house.

The outspoken Larry Madowo will be hosting.

This year, do it different, there’s nothing better than love and laughter.

See you at Hilton Hotel on the 14th of Feb, 2015 as from 6pm. Entrance is only 1,000 in which you get a free drink.

You can get your ticket at Hilton or call 0737 326 387 for reservation.

This Valentine’s Day, spruce up the love affair. Combine the two worlds of love and laughter all wrapped into one.

Jaguar Sets The Bar Higher; His Latest Acquisition is Owned by The Likes of Jay Z Only (PHOTO)

He has always set the trend when it comes to music. One again, Jaguar is the first Kenyan musician to own what was widely perceived to be the preserve of western artists.

From his high-end European made vehicles, Jaguar has always strived to be unique with his possessions making him to stand out.

This time round, it is not one of his hit songs nor classy cars that will make Jaguar wobble on the tongues of Kenyans, it’s something small yet its value one would think is way far-fetched.

The ‘Kioo’ hit maker has bought his own customised microphone. Guess how much he parted with to acquire it?

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Well, Jaguar coughed Kes 1.5 million to acquire the gold-plated mic. Now he joins the league of international artistes like Jay Z, 50 Cent, Lil Wayne, Beyonce, Nicki Minaj among other countable American musician who uses their own microphones.

When contacted to inquire about his latest acquisition, Jaguar said he loves his job so much that he is ready to move heaven and earth to up his game.

Well, that is what being a celebrity entails, if you got the cash, spend it!

 

Ladies Who Can Sing, Your Dream Just Came True! Details Here.

The stable that introduced you to Zone Fam, Urban Hype and MOBO Award nominees Camp Mulla is on the hunt for Kenya’s next female pop artist. Since their foray into the African music scene, Taurus Musik has consistently produced hit after hit and have been able to propel several African artists to international acclaim.

Taurus Musik has decided to hold open auditions on Wednesday the 18th of February at their offices in Kileleshwa. The auditions will be held at Dhanjay Apartments, Suite 105 from 9 a.m. Pioneers in the industry, Taurus Musik’s open audition is a first in Nairobi. They would like to give the opportunity to artists who may not otherwise have a chance to be signed to a major label.

Once the artist has been chosen, she will receive a recording contract with Taurus Musik which guarantees collaborations with top African artists and top quality videos shot by award winning directors.

2015 is going to be a big year for one lucky Kenyan musician.

For more information Contact:

Mwenje Shapi

Executive

Taurus Musik                                                                                               

mshapi@taurusgroup.biz

+254-712653822

Twitter: @taurusmusik,

Facebook: Taurus Musik, 

After Grinding & Kissing Erick Omondi, Huddah Monroe Hooks Up With Dj Kaytrixx For Valentines Day

Been a minute since we got to see Huddah Monroe on the busy streets of Nairobi. Word on the street is this sexy lass is back in the country, and I’m here to affirm that she is, not only that, she’s back with allegedly a new pair of titties and hips.

Barely settled in the country, Skylux has contacted her to host a gig this weekend. This curvaceous lass will be hosting ‘The Art of Luxury’ at Skylux Lounge on Saturday Night.

The former BBA participant will be hosting the most anticipated party night out, so if you want to chill with this lass, I suggest you start making dem plans.

On the ones and twos will be Kaytrixx the Entertainer, Dj Slick and Dj Incredible.

The event will start from 8pm till late. Entrance is only 500/=

Photos will be by the famous BuoArt Photography

Check their FB page for more info; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Skylux-Lounge-Bar/148619008495810

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This Is The Drop-Dead Beautiful Lady Prezzo Was Publicly Caught Exchanging Saliva With (Photos)

The king of bling has a pretty catch that he been proudly parading for everyone to see. Prezzo has been openly flirting with his eye candy girlfriend.

Prezzo sure has a thing for brown skin ladies. Since the year started, the self-proclaimed king of bling has been flirting with a super gorgeous lady all over the social media.

Though all that while he never confirmed if indeed he was dating the lady, he did today. Prezzo confirmed the lady he was seen publicly kissing was indeed his girlfriend.

“Roses are red, ciroc bottle partly blue if you don’t reach me, I am kicking it with boo” Prezzo wrote.

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Check out other photos of the lady below:

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Here Is How Shaniqua,Nairobi’s Most Feared Diva,Looked As A Kid. And No,He Wasn’t Cute. Haha.

She is Nairobi’s most feared Diva. And the newest,hottest and baddest Socialite in town as we speak. She is KTN’s Shaniqua…The lunatic. The crazy bitch. And the byad gyal.

Before she had a sex change,before she wowed masses with her air-gasping,jaw-dropping antics,before she blew the nation away and before she became the cult figure she is quickly becoming,Shaniqua was a Man. Aaaaaand,a small boy,too.

He grew up. Just like all of Us. Looking shady and crappy and confused. Jut like all of us.

And this is how the Female Terrorist looked…Before all the fame,the madness….And crazy wigs.

Here’s Shaniqua as a boy. And no,he wasn’t cute. So no ‘awwwwws” here. Just,WTF???

Who even dressed their kid like this???!

Larry Madowo Reveals His Plans For Valentine’s Day And His Date

 

Love is in the air. But tension is also in the air for those who are unsure of their position in their relationship. Hotels have been overbooked and red sexy dresses are selling faster than piping hot 5 bob mandazi’s at your estates corner.

The mood is right for the one day we get to celebrate love and Larry Madowo has finally revealed his plans for tommorow. Who will be Larry Madowo’s date? After all Larry has remained more tight-lipped than a Mau Mau fighter about the woman in his life.

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His date for this Valentine is not a woman , but men, comedians to be precise .Larry wil be opening for Chipukeezy, Karis, Sleppy, Owago, Dr Ofweneke, Jalang’o, David the Student and Fred Omondi tomorrow at their All Star show ‘Love and laughter’.

Larry wrote” Watch me fail as a comedian. This is only the second time I’m opening for funny people. Get tickets from Hilton Hotel while you still can!”

 

Honestly, Instead Of Wasting Time On Movies Such As Fifty Shades Of Grey, Here Are Five Things That Should Really Be Banned In Kenya

It seems the Kenya Film Classification Board loves promoting piracy. In early 2014, they banned’ The Wolf Of Wall Street’, an Oscar nominated movie, from screening in the 254. As a result, almost everyone watched the movie, including grandmothers and kids. The ban only begot curiosity and desire to witness the proceeding of the film. Even people who hadn’t watched movies for decades did everything possible to get a copy.

This year, the movie ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’, has suffered the same fate. It’s a motion picture based on the ‘Fifty Shades Trilogy’ books.E.L James, the woman behind the three books from which the movie is based, is even the highest earning author of the decade.

Fifty Shades Of Gray is an erotic movie but it isn’t an evil movie. There’s no justifiable reason in banning it. It could have made for a great Valentine’s screening for adults in cinemas. I believe that the movie has an age restriction and cinemas could have adhered to that. There have been more explicit films than Fifty Shades and Wolf Of Wall Street.

We have much bigger problems in Kenya. There are things that should really be banned. Things such as these:

The use of fake accents

We’ve all encountered people who talk with fake accents just to fit in but then in the middle of the conversation, their true accent betrays them. Culprits include Nairobi chics that are either in campus or working in high-end offices. Their speech is loaded with absurd accents yet they just come from Karatina, Kabartonjo or Bungoma. It’s only fair that you stick to your lanes please. The other culprits are those guys that only came to Nairobi when they joined campus or when they got a job. But then they speak like they are the inventors of sheng. Calm your balls bros.There’s no medal for saying buda or mzito in every sentence.

Putting black tattoos on dark skin

Goddamn. . If your skin is too dark, like kiwi black there’s really no need to put a tattoo. No hard feelings. It’s not like your heart won’t beat without one. Man, you are dark, then you brave several hours of pain to put black tattoos on your skin and all you are left looking like is a human with many scars. You end up looking like an African warrior who fought In battles such as the Maji Maji rebellion and got pierced by countless spears.

Slow walkers

Slow walking in public streets should be banned. It derails the economy’s progress. I really don’t understand why some people walk as slow as an 18th century criminal who’s going to be hanged at the gallows. Move quickly please. You don’t own the road

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The word ‘nayo’

‘Nayo’ has become outdated but some people use it after every sentence like it’s the word AMEN. Come on. Ati kuchoka nayo, kujibamba nayo, kushiba nayo. Get the hell out of here.

Posting food pictures on Instagram

Uuum….we know you went to KFC and ate chicken steak but there’s no need to give us evidence. I mean, we are not the FBI or something. We don’t need proof that you had a sumptuous meal. There’s a lot of people in this country who have daily meals that are prepared by the world’s best chefs, but they don’t go posting a string of photos all over social media. Ban dem

Nite of Roses- Not Just Some Shoddy Event, But The Ultimate Valentines Plan

Life is seldom complete without a touch of laughter..so what if we add a huge slice of comedy served by Nigeria’s foremost comedian Klint the Drunk.

What if we had a blind date for the singles seeking love. Fast forward to the morning after where we indulge their affinity for the great outdoors with games, cycling and boat rides on lake.

These are the questions that the Nite of Roses would like to answer for those who seek romance and a love that is off the beaten part and far from ordinary.

WestEast Entertainment the owners of the premier African comedy event Opa Williams Nite of a Thousand laughs is putting together ‘Nit of Roses’. You don’t expect anything less than premium quality entertainment delivery when Opa Williams is involved.

The stage set for the Nite of Roses, will be a valentines experience like never before, combining your love for travel, good food and the great outdoors with a unique entertainment menu that combines comedy by Nigeria’s foremost comedian Klint the Drunk and soothing ballads and a party in the wild with Dela, Scott The Violinist and DjProtegeKenya

This valentine’s day, we do the planning for you.. all you have to do is bring along your loved one, a healthy appetite and an affinity for fun. We shall handle all travel arrangements, accommodation,the flowers, the wine and the gifts.

14th February 2015 – Lake Elementaita, Kenya

Nite of Roses….Live, Laugh, Love…

Se poster for more details

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Hey Ladies,Are You Single?? Don’t Worry. Jubilee’s ‘Executive Director’ Paul Kobia Wants To Be Your Boyfriend. Here’s How.

Valentines is going down tomorrow. Amid the madness and the rush and the sentimentalism that is about to choke Nairobi starting this evening,topped by the Villa Kempinski absurdities,many will be left high and dry. Super dry.

But not to worry. Your days of blues are over. You don’t really need a boyfriend. Or Girlfriend this weekend. I mean,its beyond Your control,anyway.

Nairobi’s “Next Senator” Mr. Paul Kobia has decided to step in and act as Your Lover. For absolutely free.

He needs to show You, his future voters,that he not only can satisfy Your Nairobi needs but Your heart yearnings,too.

And to kick off his campaigns in earnest,Paul Kobia,the resident lunatic,has decide to pull off a very satisfying Valentines Date for ALL his single and lonely constituents.

Announcing the good news on his very preferred mode of communication,Twitter,Kobia urged ALL single Nairobians to Inbox him for a night of pleasure…Courtesy of their Next Senator.

So,for the single ones amongst us,Not to worry.

Kobia got Your desires covered. Literally.

 

Sauti Sol Lands In The ‘City Of Sin’ (Photos)

 

I have always wanted to visit Vegas; they have sold it so well in the movies it’s kind of hard not to want to visit it.

But my dream will take a back seat for now but I shall live vicariously through Sauti Sol who were recently in what they call the city of sin.

The boys did not visit the city for a little debauchery and partying, they went there to perform as indicated in this post”Thankful for the safe trip! Arrival in Las Vegas , United States – McCarran International Airport!! Catch us performing @thelv7s with our full band!! TOMORROW @ #HardRockCafe during #PXPlasvegas from 11 pm tickets : www.thelv7s.com #SAUTISOLINVEGAS”

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Mr and Miss Valentines to be Unveiled Tomorrow!

Valentine’s just got better!

Top designers/top models/thrilling MCs and eye catching models will battle it out in this year’s Mr and Miss Valentines.

There will be three awards category

  • Mr & Miss Valentines
    • Mr & Miss Confidence
      • Most Social Media Model Personality

On the decks will be;

  • Dj Nick
  • Mc Njugush
  • Mc Acts
  • Dj Woodz

What to expect;

  • Exciting birthday celebrations for the Valentines Babies
    • Hype session, Awesome judges
      • Krew Comedy: Aluda-Philiday, Paul Woodz, Mega Evelicious, Shax Payne, Reformaz Dance Krew, Cykaz, Xplodes e.t.c

Mr. & Miss Valentine beauty pageant is solely invented in order to actualize the following aims and objectives assert from the general view.
1) to educate the youth above love and sharing
2) to showcase humanitarian love to the less privilege
3) to establish a foundation for the less privilege
4) to help youth to be self employed and reliance
5) to awaken to spirit of confidence and reliability in youth

Advance tickets-250/-
at the gate-300/-

Gt in touch through;

Facebook-BICFEST MODELS AND TALENT ACADEMY
Twitter-@bicfestKE

Contact; 0715-056764/0725-144189.

Jubilee’s Adan Duale Now Attacks Wilson Sossion. And Insults His Mother…Yet Again!

The loose-tongued Majority Leader in Parliament,Adan Duale,has,yet again,hurled maternal slurs at yet another very high-profile leader. Repeating the same reprobate stunt that he pulled last year.

Duale,who has a history of tempestuousness,arrogance and rash bootlicking,was addressing a political gathering in the volatile North Eastern Province when he let his tongue go rogue-yet again-and ended up swiping at KNUT Leader Wilson Sossion,telling him,”Hawa Walimu sio wa Mama Yako!

It should be remembered that this is the same fellow who told off Bomet Governor in similar fashion last year,yelling,”Hii Pesa Sio Ya Mama Yako Bana! Sio Ya Baba Yako!”

Duale,obviously,either never learns from his mistakes or never really feels the need to apologize or tone down his very acidic tongue.

Here is the video of Duale attacking and insulting Sossion’s mother. Absolutely shameful.

But Sossion’s response to the irascible Adan Duale is absolutely gracious. You gotta watch it.

Kudos NTV for bringing the clip to the fore…And Andrew Ochieng for that very impeccable analysis.

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Why not Treat Yourself or a Loved to A Special Ashley’s Beauty Centre Voucher?

Valentines Day- A day that has everyone breaking the bank or getting insomnia for what to do to their loved ones. No other day can conjure such powerful imagery of chocolate, flowers, romance and love that Valentines brings! So if you are still hustling what to do for your loved one, then check out Ashleys Beauty Center. They are having vouchers that you can hand out to your loved ones.

Unlike what most believe, being single doesn’t mean you cannot celebrate this day, you still have loved ones in your life; maybe a special pedicure and manicure for your mom,a massage for your dad, perhaps your daughter would appreciate that voucher as much as any lover would… Random acts of kindness can bring a surprisingly wonderful sense of well-being.

For those still struggling as to what to do, get an Ashley voucher, don’t let the Valentines Day sneak up on you and leave you feeling bad.

Get yours NOW! Through https://www.facebook.com/AshleysBeautyCentre

Read And Weep! Dennis Oliech Buys A Porsche Worth 10 Million Kshs (Photo)

With the colossal number of Lamborghinis, Ferraris and other pricey cars gliding on the streets of Nairobi, it’s clear that Kenyans have the money.

And Dennis Oliech is joining the big boys club with a car that will make automobile aficionados tingle with excitement and maybe a little jealousy.

The CECAFA Cup Golden Boot winner recently showed off a receipt of his pricey new possession that is expected in his home soon.

The car costs 102,092 Euros which is about 10,677,555 Kshs.But then again he can afford it, he is  a professional football player.

 

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“#after waiting for 8month.just waiting for the plates” he wrote

 

 

Here Is The Charming Pre-Valentine Present Avril Gave Her Boyfriend (Photo)

With just a day to go till love birds get to express romance on a day that is specifically dedicated to them, the beautiful Avril couldn’t wait till tomorrow to give his boyfriend a special present.

Valentine’s Day is already loudly knocking on the door and Avril has already taken the initiative of giving her boyfriend a special present.

The sassy singer sent crafted a moving letter to her boyfriend thanking him for being a positive influence in her life.

Avril and her boyfriend are celebrating their anniversary today which coincidently happens to be the eve of the day of romance.

Bet Avril has already started celebrating Valentine today. I mean it is her anniversary today, why wait till tomorrow?

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theaviewayHaving you in my life has changed so much…you’ve made a fighter, a woman of purpose, making you happy is something I cherish because you do not hesitate to do the same for me. I love you my superduper

Finally a Party That Gives You Shots for Having an Ex in Your Life!

Ever thought  back to your Ex and question your sanity on why you stomached him/her those many months?? I am not here to torture you through grizzly memories but rather reinforce to your heart and head, there’s a reason why that Ex is an Ex, after all…our parents taught us to get rid of trash. Now in the spirit of love, Rafikiz Nakuru gives you a party dedicated to your Ex, a night for you to re-claim back your emotions, it’s about time you become selfish about yourself. A night out where you’ll get to free yourself from the stress, mind-games, insomnia nights, disappointment…you name it.

This night will have you come with a picture of him or her, once you shred it, you get free Baileys shooters.  For years now Rafikiz has reigned when it comes to clubbing in Nakuru. The modern music mixes gets all the energized patrons dancing their calories away, the lights are a state of art! The crowd is amazing, it’s large enough to accommodate a respectable number of revelers and it easily offers you the best club experience. And the liquor is affordable for the kawaida mwanainchi.

Courtesy of Baileys, Monster Radio, Deejay Rage, Cover Me, Ocrima Graphics and last but not least, Rafikiz Bar & Lounge, you’ll have a very memorable night!

The event is dubbed ‘Shred the Ex’, that themed night is self-explanatory if you ask me. On the ones and twos will be Dj Colejax.

The gates will be open from 7pm

Was A Shambaboy Behind The Murder Of Cecilia Mwangi’s Mother? The Former Miss World Kenya Speaks

Former Miss World Kenya, Cecilia Mwangi, is mourning the murder of her dear mother amid confusion over who exactly did the heinous act.

Cecilia’s mother was found murdered in a chicken cage in Kenya, days after going missing.

A number of suspects have been arrested to help the police with the investigations, among them the house-girl who worked for the deceased.

However, the main suspect remains the shamba boy who has been strongly linked to the murder of the anti-jigger campaigner’s mother.

Cecilia has narrated how she talked to her mother after she had traveled back to Kitale, not knowing that that could be the last time she would hear from her.

She says she tried reaching her again but her phone was switched off. She then reached out to the area pastor who made efforts to find her only to be told she had not been spotted anywhere.

That is when the search began and her body found stashed in a kitchen cage.

Several people were arrested in connection to the murder, and now Cecilia strongly believes the shamba-boy was behind the beastly act.

Cecilia says that the suspects have confessed that the shamba-boytold them to come for their pay after ‘finishing the job’.

Credits: Nairobian

 

 

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Men Hit On Me, Women Hit On My Husband Despite Our Marriage, Size 8 Reveals

Men and women will never be satisfied and appreciative, regardless of the fact that they know someone belongs to another person. I guess you know what I mean.

These fresh revelations have come after Gospel singer Size 8 revealed that men still hit on her despite knowing very well that she is married to DJ Mo.

The same case applies to her husband whom she says is always disturbed by women despite knowing clearly that DJ Mo is married to her.

Speaking to Pulse, Size 8 also revealed how they do it in their bedroom.

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The singer says that they have no rules and procedures that should be followed in the bedroom and that all they do is play and play.

On his part, DJ Mo admits that he madly loves his wife and the reason behind this is because of her small body and nice figure.

Mmmmh! Aren’t these Valentine bells ringing already? Couldnt guess any better.

The two are bracing themselves for a massive Valentine but where they will be spending their day tomorrow remains the greatest secret between the celebrity couple.

 

CABU GAH DIARIES: Publicists,Managers,Road Managers,Agents,Lawyers…The People That Make Up The Music Industry. And Why Kenya Desperately Needs These People. ASAP!

 

The music industry consists of the companies and individuals that make money by creating,composing,recording,distributing,marketing and selling music.

Among the many individuals and organizations that operate within the industry are: the musicians who compose and perform the music….

The companies and professionals who create and sell recorded music (e.g., music publishers ,producers, recording studios , engineers, record labels , retail
and online music stores , performance rights organizations)…

Those that present live music performances (booking agents , promoters , music venues , road crew );

Professionals who assist musicians with their music careers (talent managers, artists and repertoire managers, business managers, entertainment lawyers );

Those who broadcast music (satellite , internet and broadcast radio ); journalists; educators; musical instrument manufacturers; as well as many others.

 

All of these professionals are absolutely important for any serious musician’s career….And,without their services,a music career is bound to either stagnate,crumble,drag,end or be unlucrative.

In the West,the cradle of the Music Industry,95% of all the music practitioners are not just individual entities who record,manage,direct or produce their music for themselves… But a part of a much bigger entity,a much complex corporation.

What makes the careers of,say,Justin Bieber,Lady Gaga,Rita Ora or even Nicki Minaj such a roaring success is the simple fact that, behind these famous faces and voices,is a whole team of professionals whose jobs is to primarily ensure that their client(the musicians) get the best publicity, best representation,best cheques,best airplay,best wardrobes and best endorsements.

While a publicist is busy selling you to the media and clarifying information about You,a manager is busy handling Your brand,a lawyer is busy fighting off lawsuits for You and advising You duly on Your legal rights,a booking agent is busy securing performances and gigs for the You while a costume director is busy picking our the best costumes for the You and meeting all the right designers,etc.

The Music Industry is much more than just a passing flirtation with a song and a beat…It’s a whole network of hardworking professionals who lose sleep night in,night out in an attempt to very properly and perfectly brand their client.

Obviously, such an intricate arrangement demands a bottomless supply of funds but still,in as much as all of these professionals need to be paid and paid handsomely, still,the expertise they bring to an artist,the deals they strike for an artiste and the brand they carve out of an artiste brings the artiste even much more money than what they’re making themselves.

 

                           Katy Perry and Manager Bradford Cobb.

 

 

 

                   Justin Bieber and Manager Scooter Braun.

 

Katy Perry’s career,for instance,would have tanked ages ago were it not for the likes of Bradford Cobb,Martin Kirkup,Glen Ballard and Jason Flom,The then-Capitol Music Group President.

These industrious gentleman steered Perry’s career from it’s infancy to the Almighty Super Bowl. Without them,Perry would be a nobody today. Her talent notwithstanding.

And Justin Bieber owes his career not to his millions of fanatic beliebers,but to the likes of Scooter Braun,Antonio L.A Reid and singer Usher all of whom were super instrumental in piloting Bieber’s career to the stratospheric levels it has hit today.

For all of these mega superstars to stand out,shine,sell Millions of records,hog the Billboard charts,perform at sold out concerts and drive millions of fans in a wild frenzy,they first had to have a very dedicated, concerted and diligent group of tens of professionals behind the scenes.

But in Kenya, the situation is the exact opposite. It hurts to watch zealous upcoming artists record their own material,pay for their own recording,transport their own CDs to radio stations and  organize their own TV interviews-mostly unsuccessfully. It’s the most unprofessional thing ever!

You can NOT expect to shine and flourish as a musician when You are the one handling Your OWN publicity,Your own music distribution,Your own TV appearances,Your own recording and Your own bookings. You will burn out. Really quick and fast. You an never have all the money,energy,time,skill and expertise to do that all by Yourself. Your sole job is to create. And only create. Creators of art cannot be lawyers and managers and publicists all at the same time!

I see musicians dropping their CDs at Ghafla….Hoping to make it big. But beyond dropping the CD,What is Your next step of action? Who will be responsible for pushing for your airplay? Who is responsible for pushing your brand and making it evergreen??

You need a team. A full,diligent,professional team.

 

        Manager Anyiko Owoko with a Sauti Sol member.

Victoria Kimani owes her success(though it ain’t that much) to Chocolate City,her Nigerian Management team.

Bahati owes his to DJ MO-led System Unit. Sauti Sol have Anyiko Owoko.

Who is handling Your success?? Who is responsible for making You a star??

For a start,You may need to contact,Mitch,Ghafla’s very esteemed publicist and TV bird who will NOT only handle all Your publicity but also put You on TV,book shows for You and help distribute Your material.

An artist is as good as his management team.

You cannot be everything. Or do everything.

And when You get Your team right,You can now sit back,blow a cigar,sip some champagne,spank some hot bitch and watch Yourself say,Just like Jay Z,”I’m Not A Businessman…I’m a Business,Man…”

Good Luck,Kenyan Musicians.

 

 

 

 

Do You Think You Are Kenya’s ‘Amber Rose’? Obinna Has Something For You

 

If you thought that Obinna wasn’t thinking about you when doing the song #Digidigi  then think again. He did the song knowing that you with a talent to dance will twerk to it and win 10k Cash by 8th March.

Just Twerk,upload on IG,tag @Ogaobinna @nebulazzkenya #DigidigiMoney,Ask your friends to vote for you by liking and the one with most likes wins. Simple huh!!
Others have started already and if you ask me,that Makki chick might just stand a chance of winning dat mulla, go see for yourself @ogaobinna

Watch the brand new video here …Trust me this one is a hit song. Just give it time….

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Upload your twerk video now!!! You never know!

 

The 2.34 Million Villarosa Presidential Suite Receipt Making Rounds On Social Media Is Fake. The Hotel Representatives Say

In this world we have the haves and the have nots .

While some of us were gasping in shock at the thought of paying 2.34 Million shillings for a night at the Villarosa Kempinski, I hear that the suites have been overbooked and now there is a waiting list. A waiting list to a suite that costs 1.8 Million on normal days! Even then, it’s still a high price to pay!

There is a receipt that I saw on twitter which is a receipt that belongs to one Spencer Okach . The receipt seemed pretty legit from a normal eye but we had to do a background check to see if it was legit.

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We spoke to one of the people from the Villarosa  forte and they informed us that  said that the receipt is a fake. So it was probably created by a social media user to either gain brownie points among the ladies or it was just a prank on Kenyans.

CBD Comes To A Standstill As Actors Arrive At Imax Aboard A Hot Limousine (photos)

The Kenyan movie that  has been causing a stir premiered yesterday at Imax Cinemas, your favorite actors, Gerald Langiri, Charlie Karumi, Kalekye Mumo, Liz Njaga, Neomi Nga’ang’a and the rest of the crew arrived at the venue aboard a limousine. Here is how the event went down. 

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The Place to Be Tonight is Scratch Bar, They Are Having Craaazy Offers on Booze!!

Ladies and gents, non-stop partying at the best entertainment joint with the best mixes with best Deejays & Veejays in town, Scratch Bar & Grill!

It’s only prudent that you unwind after a busy week at work in a stunning, sleek and chic bar with a relaxed and vibrant ambiance.

I’m talking about the glitz, beautiful people, amazing sounds and a night of frivolity. On the decks will be Kenya’s top  Dj’s who will be mixing the latest music hits to make your night.

Aside from the main bar, which is handsomely stocked, there’s a specially built cocktail bar offering cocktails and shots at very affordable prices, with cans going for 160/-.

Scratch Pub is located along Moi Avenue.

See you there!

The Juicy Drama of a Fallen Celebrity’s Marriage Courtesy of Deceit, Cover-up & False Identity!

 

It’s Complicated!

Blissful marriage threatened by deceit, false identity and cover up!

Hilarious Comedy Thu 26th February at 6pm, Fri 27th at 6 & 8pm, Sat 28th at 3, 6 & 8pm and Sun 1st March at 3 & 6 pm at Alliance Francaise

STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY

Hilarious comedy of riotous misunderstandings as guilty parties try desperately to keep their secrets secret. By the end of this merry comedy of spiraling chaos of deceit, false identity, manic cover-up and marital mishaps we realize that the complications and confrontations – far from ending – are only just beginning…

Will the comic chaos settle down long enough for the truth to emerge in this delightfully funny and well-constructed comedy of misunderstandings?

The star-starded cast of Hellena Waithera, Melvin Alusa, Diana Mulwa, Janet Kirina, Justin Mirichii and Robert Agengo is directed by Veronica Waceke and Mbeki Mwalimu. The stage Manger is Nina Mwiti. It’s produced by Abuto Eliud

Tickets @500/=. Advance tickets on sale at only 400 bob till Monday February 16th. Call/Mpesa-0726524124/0728130134, Airtel: 0734524124 or call 0202025811. Email: info@fcakenya.co.ke.

Tickets on sale at Alliance Francaise reception, Asanand Music Shop on Moi avenue, 8to8 Mall next to Jazz Bar and Metz Photo Lab, Revlon Plaza, Tubman Rd, Off Kimathi St., Lower ground floor, Next to Bazaar Hse, Opposite Total Petrol Station. Tickets for IT’S COMPLICATED are in high demand! So go on, get your ticket today. You will not be disappointed.
 
Treat yourself to a thrilling evening of high quality entertainment.
 
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Jalang’o Makes A Confession That Can His Bosses Sack Him With Immediate Effect! See Details

It seems the dust isn’t settling down on Nairobi Aviation just yet. Comedian Jalas come out to publicly disclose he was once a student of the mortified institution.

He may not be a standard seven dropout but for sure, Jalang’o is an alumnus of the abashed Nairobi Aviation College.

In a chat with the legendary Jeff Koinange, Jalas revealed he successfully completed high school disclosing he went to school in Bondo.

“That is a story from the blogs I think. It’s not true. I went to Nyagoma Boys Secondary School for sons of African gentlemen P.O. BOX 23 Bondo. 21KM from Bondo town.” Jalang’o told Jeff when he was asked whether he had dropped out of school.

Jalas was also quick to clarify his collage wasn’t incompetent saying he worked hard to be where he is during his time at the institution.

“I was at Nairobi Aviation Collage. Some of us worked really hard throughout and they know it. I am proud to be from Nairobi Aviation. I tweeted to save Nairobi Aviation.” The proud Jalang’o happily stated.

Jalas further revealed he cried when his former college was implicated to be awarding certificates to undeserving students.

Check out the complete interview Jalas had with Jeff below:

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The Mystery Behind Who Exactly Tear-gassed Langata Primary School Kids. See The Lies Spread Here

Early this week a well edited video emerged showing how activists tear-gassed the Langata Primary School kids during the demonstrations led by activists Boniface Mwangi and many others over the grabbing of the school’s playground.

Boniface Mwangi and his counterparts were heavily accused of tear-gassing the kids and going on to frame the police for the same, something that led to the suspension of the area OCPD for failing to control his officers.

In what looked like a self-defensive mechanism, Boniface Mwangi, who is now labelled an activist of doom, released his own video to deny that they lobbed tear gas canisters at the kids.

However, a closer look at the video Boniface shared will clearly indicate that there is a being lie traded here to fool Kenyans.

When Ghafla Kenya contacted Boniface after the accusations, he simply said that all that was a government motive aimed at tainting the name of the activists. Here is the video that Boniface shared accusing the government of malice:

A closer look and analysis of the video will show you that in one way or the other the direction of the teargas has been altered to suit the intentions of Boniface Mwangi and his colleagues.

Here is how it has been done:

 Here, indeed, the police are seen firing with their rivals. However, not where this happens.

And then the teargas canister that Boniface claims was lobbed by the police. Watch keenly the direction it takes and how that direction gets altered somewhere to make the canister look like it is falling on the kids:

A keen look shows that the direction of the canister has been altered to make it look like it was lobbed towards the kids.

So who is exactly fooling who? Did the police fire canisters at the kids. Were the activists behind this unfortunate act? 

These are the many questions we are still asking ourselves as we wait the mystery behind this to be unraveled.

 

After Being Exposed Badly by Huddah Monroe’s Ex, Socialite Zari Is Now In trouble With the Police

East Africa’s’ most glorified socialite Zarinah Ntale a.k.a Zari just can’t seem to catch a break.

After she was embroiled in an ugly spat with Huddah’s ex boyfriend King Lawrence which led to a lot of her tea getting spilled, she started locking horns with Diamond’s ex girlfriend Wema Sepetu.

Keep in mind, she is dealing with all this drama and she is pregnant, now she is in trouble with the law over pornography traffic king allegations.

According to Uganda Online, Zari skipped police bond after she was arrested on pornography trafficking charges and now they want to arrest her for failing to report back to them. This is after sex videos of her were shred online and circulated via Whatsapp. Ugandan authorities have a zero tolerance policy on pornography as indicated when Panadol Wabbasaja was arrested over her revolting video and Desire Luzinda faced possible arrest after her boyfriend allegedly leaked their tape and private photos

Police spokesman Fred Enanga said this about Zari “She should report to police with immediate effect before we look for her. We need to talk to her about the videos that were circulated on social media.”

‘Masquerade Ball’ to be Held Tomorrow by Club #Rumourz

A colorful cast of characters will enliven the CBD on Valentine’s Day, with revelers adorn in costumes you would otherwise see on books and movies. The ‘Masquerade Valentine’s Party’ will be a night emphasized with fun and whimsy with Nairobi party animals flocking Club Rumourz.

I have a thing for Masquerade Party’s, kwanza the ones that are exclusive and has EVERYONE in masks, they make me excited! I think its the movies and R18 novels that I read that have my blood boiling every time I hear a prospect party that has Masquerade embedded somewhere in it.

If you’ve never been to one, live a little and explore out of your comfort zone and come to Rumourz this Sato, this is when one gets naughty without the fear of being judged. No one actually knows who you are, so you can let loose.

Place? Club Rumourz is where to be for the party from 6am-6pm.

Club Rumourz is located on Moi Avenue.

See you there! Don’t forget the costumes, Google if you have to.

Senator Mike Sonko’s Daughter In Hospital After Being Involved In A Road Accident

Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko’s daughter, Saumu, has been admitted in hospital after she was involved in a road accident as she drove with her friends to Naivasha.

According to the Pulse, Saumu was involved in a road accident on Wednesday evening when her car crashed into a police road block.

The senator’s daughter realised as they drove that a black Mercedes Benz was trailing them from Karen towards Naivasha and this forced her to crash at the polcie block where she was rescued.

Saumu was then rushed to Nairobi Hospital after sustaining a broken nose and some other minor injuries.

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                                       Saumu Mbuvi

She spent the whole of yesterday in the theater room.

Saumu is a student leader at Jkuat, Karen Campus.

Police are said to investigate the incident as they are thought to have acquired the number plate of the Benz.

Ghafla Kenya wishes Saumu a quick recovery.

Private Speed Dating & Cocktail Party Going Down Today! Check This Out

Courtesy of DateMeKenya.com and ShifteyeGallery.com, will be having a three day Valentine’s special event for both singles and couples. Who said Valentines has to be celebrated just one day??

Call 0704 204 778 to book your spot now!

In partnership with Magnum Cream, Cruz Vodka, Uber and Jumia.co.ke, these three days will be having exciting activities.

The 1st day; (today)

2 exclusive Speed Dating events- Each event will have 15 single men and 15 single women meet for a series of fun mini dates…. 750/= for first speed dating and 1,500/= for second event. Then late night Cocktail party!

The 2nd day (Main Course) (tomorrow)

Local businesses are invited to sell their products and offer discounts to the public with a “Mini Valentine’s Market” themed event. It will be a free event and open to the public. Both Singles and couples are encouraged to attend the phantasmagorical Mini Valentine’s Market.

The 3rd day; (Sunday)

Bloody Mary Movie Marathon-

  • One hot & Wild Bloody Mary (that’s with a double shot of Premium Cruz triple distilled New York Vodka, wild celery seeds, tabasco and a special blend of recipes from around the world!)
  • One bag of free popcorn (fresh and tasty)
    two awesome movies that everyone will enjoy!
  • Two Uber car rides to and from the venue using code “datemeshifteye” (up to 4,000/-).
  • One private venue with comfortable seating and beanbags.
  • Amazing valentine’s prizes to be won.

Keep it Ghafla! for more details.

Downtown Nairobi Comes to a Stand Still, You Wouldn’t Believe Courtesy of Who!

 

NAIROBI – Indomie, a locally made noodle product manufactured by Salim Wazaran Kenya Co. Limited, a leading food processing company in Kenya, will be handed out tomorrow, Friday, 13 Friday 2015 in downtown Nairobi and Public Service Vehicles (PSVs).

Indomie has already gained popularity especially amongst children in Kenya through its slogan “furahia mlo mtamu”.

As part of Indomie’s promotional event in the spirit of welcoming Valentine’s Day, Indomie’s promotional team of 15 ladies will be boarding in Nairobi’s PSVs starting from town to the following routes: Jogoo Road, Waiyaki Way, Thika Road, Langata Road and Ngong Road educating passengers, drivers and conductors about Indomie and how to prepare them and handing out packets of Indomie as the icing on the cake.

Transportations driving along through Uhuru Highway, Nairobi National Museum, Kenyatta Avenue and University Way will need to keep an eye out for roller skaters in Indomie branded shirts and placards and Indomie’s promotional team handing out free packs of Indomie and red roses to both personal and public vehicles passing that area.

This event will start from as early as 6.30 AM all the way until 7 PM to hype the spirit of Valentine.

 

Eric Omondi Becomes Thirsty And Grinds On Huddah Monroe

Valentines is just around the corner and among those who have started theirs in advance is Comedian Eric Omondi and socialite Huddah Monroe.

Even as Eric prepares to celebrate his Valentines at the Safari Park Hotel in Nairobi, he has started the rehearsals in advance with socialite Huddah Monroe.

Eric was caught grinding on Huddah’s butt, with the socialite looking seemingly appreciative and enjoying the serenity Eric was offering her.

Eric reminds people amid the grinding that he will do it even more at Safari Park Hotel come 14th February, 2014.

Is this the beginning of the two’s long term affair?

Well, who knows. Diamond has done it with Zari Hassan. So who is Eric not to have his moments with Huddah?

Here is the video of Eric grinding on Huddah’s butt: