Month: February 2015

They say that the way to a man’s heart is through his Stomach and one can conclude that, that is why women who can cook are often refer as ‘wifey material’

They also say that when you satisfy his taste buds, you are assured of happy marriage, a belief hat has been reinforced by the cooking advertisements. But that is a story for another day.

On a recent episode of “Sugar and Spice” on Ebru TV decide to join the Ebru TV chef to make chapatis, a meal adored by a large number of Kenyan men.

Today it’s the full mke nyumbani. Stepping in to help @chefmartinmuhia make chapatis on @sugarandspiceebru

Eric Omondi’s alleged liaison with the beautiful Silvia Njoki started off as a rumor that grew a life of its own.

And Eric Omondi posting a telltale photo of him clasping the belly of a heavily pregnant Sylvia Njoki and captioning it ‘It’s a girl’ , did not shut down the rumor, it only fueled the fire. It’s been 3years and the fire is yet to die down.

During an interview, we decided to finally put this rumor to bed and find out what kind of relationship  Eric Omondi and Silvia had. And boys and girls, it’s not what you think. Their relationship is purely professional and platonic.Eric Omondi says this about Silvia”She is has been my stylist all through from Churchill Live season 2.She gave me my look. She is a very close friend. The end result is that people will say we are dating. But I expected it.”

Eric Omondi then went ahead and showered Silvia with praises, and it was clear that she was someone he respected very highly. “She is a very powerful woman, I wish I was even dating her .She is very focused and very smart” he said.

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So there you have it, the two are not dating they are just friends. Something which matches up with what Silvia had told us earlier in an interview.

 

The Kenyan Government has already,very sensationally, launched a condoms program,instead of a laptops,for teenagers and lower school pre-teens. And social media has never been more discombobulated.

Scores took to social media,to,as usual,excoriate the Government and more so,the President for having the temerity to sanction a Condoms program for pre-teens and teens. Wondering who,in their right minds,would find it right to equip kids with sexual garments rather than educational materials.

Church buffs,too,poured their two-faced bewilderment and expressed their disgust at the prospect of arming little kids with these almost-taboo equipments. And their argument, as always,has not been more invalid. And out-of-order.

On social media,many lampooned the Government for,instead of providing the kids with the laptops they made such a huge hoopla about during the campaign period,the Government went ahead and not only reneged on that very monumental promise but also,out of the blue,deciding that condoms would be a much better substitute. Well,I agree with the Government.

Why? Because EVERYBODY reading this article right now,and I mean,EVERYBODY,survived school without a laptop. We all survived a laptop-free school system. And we turned out just fine …despite the fact that we lacked that very ‘important’ academic tool-laptop.

We all are now living our dreams,practicing the careers of our dreams,driving big cars and living in palatial apartments… Yet we never had laptops in our classes.

But NOT everyone reading this article right now SURVIVED sexually-related diseases…Not everyone reading this article right now is sexually clean. No.

Many reading this article right now,statistics will prove,do possess a form of a sexual disease. Either HIV/AIDS. Or those other ones.

That shows You that lack of laptops DOES NOT endanger the society. Lack of protection of from fatal sexually-transmitted diseases does.

No one will ever die for lack of a laptop in their classrooms. We all survived a laptop-free childhood. No reason why the current generation cannot either.

But truth is,teenagers are having sex from as early as 10. Or 9.

 It’s actually gotten out of hand. Because,with the advent of the internet,our young ones have known more than we ever did at their age,seen more than we ever did,watched than we ever did and read more than we ever did at their age.

Because of Google,and Whatsapp,and Facebook and Instagram and they very-ready availability of affordable smart phones,our young ones are miles ahead… As far as sexual introduction is concerned.

And to PROVE TO YOU ALL why I think arming our teenagers and pre-teenagers with condoms is the smartest thing this Government had done yet,allow Me to tell You that,for the last 5 Years,I have been touring Kenyan High Schools under a campaign “JITAMBUE JITENGE” teaching them about the dangers of SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIPS in schools.

I’ve been to the whole of Central Kenya,whole of Eastern Kenya,parts of Rift Valley and even Nairobi. And I ain’t done yet.

And,in all my peregrinations,I encounter horrific stories I never thought existed, I am given shocking stories I never thought I would ever hear,I am told abysmal things I never thought happened and I am narrated to nauseating things I would never be prepared to hear.

And,after every session/lecture,I urge the very affected kids,if they wish to hide their identity,to write short notes to me detailing their deplorable sexual experiences,and promise I will know how to help…

I also ask them to,in case they’re afraid of asking questions in public or meeting me in public,include their phone numbers and I will know how they can be helped in conjunction with their Guidance and Counseling teachers.

And,here,ladies and gentlemen,is a sample of some of the hundreds of short notes high school kids,some of whom are as young as 13 have written to me. I have compiled ALL of these short confessions in two photo albums.

Here is a random sample. Read and learn.

 

These are shocking confessions of High school girls and boys….These are deep stories of just how young these kids were when they first had sex,these are unbelievable confessions of teenagers having lesbian sex with their own mothers,these are astonishing evidences of boys sleeping with fellow boys from as young as 12.

I had to attach these photos here. I just had to.

I have tried to blur the names of the victims. And blur their phone numbers,too.

You will be shocked. And I hope that,after this,the argument on whether our kids need condoms will END right here and now! IT MUST END!

 

 

 

Well,This is enough proof that We NEED CONDOMS IN OUR SCHOOLS. We need them NOW!!! Still don’t believe me?? Well,keep scrolling. Here are more exclusive confessions.

There is more….Please come with Me……

 

Sexual corruption is starting right in the family. Right from the parents. And siblings.

 

Dear Kenyan Government,arm MY daughter with condoms! Please. And spare her the worthless laptop nonsense!

I want a healthy daughter. And a living daughter. Not a convalescent geek with all the knowledge in the World and yet all the viruses in her body.

We must be SMART. Condom smart. Not Laptop smart.

Take it or leave it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Many know Prince Tsyder as ‘Tony’ in fictional High school Tahidi High.

But behind the high school shenanigans lies a video director at Gravity Studios Kitengela and a Managing Director at Ignite Deejays. He has since added another title to his crown.

Mzazi Tuva and Tsyder

Prince who is also Ruth Matete’s former beau has released a new track named ‘Nionjeshe’

The video is shot by E-world pictures and directed by Sammy Ty. Check it out below:

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Since last week, rumour has been that comedian Eric Omondi and socialite Huddah Monroe are a pair.

The gossip industry was awash with the news after Eric posted photos holding Huddah closely and at some point there was a video where he exchanged saliva with the socialite.

And now fellow comedian Sleepy David has hinted that the two (Eric and Huddah) could be a pair.

Huddah posted on her instagram account a photo in a plane at the Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (JKIA), probably readying herself for a flight to an unknown destination.

Sleepy shared Huddah’s post and below it captioned asking Eric Omondi to let us know where Huddah had left her range rover.

Well, this is an indication that Eric must be knowing more about Huddah and what she does and owns.

Here is the post Sleepy put up:

sleepykenya Nani ameachiwa Rangerover @ericomondi update us plizzzzzzz @huddahthebosschick

If we had the time and therefore sat down to deliberate on the number of magazines and accolades that the daughter of the veteran politician has in her name, Night would find us half way. She has won what every other actor with a career worth mentioning hopes and dreams for, the oscar. She has gone ahead  to capture our attention by her elegance, glamour and pizazz on the red-carpet, This has catapulted her into a style/fashion icon who had graced the top Fashion magazines on the world. 

 This February she is on  the cover of  Marie Claire Indonesia. She continues to grace the magazines covers almost a year after she won the oscar, her debut on Hollywood still ricochets off our minds, the dark skinned African girl will continues to prove that no matter where you are from, your dreams are valid. 

For a long time, Machakos Governor Dr Alfred Mutua was married to his now estranged wife Josephine Maundu. After the split that allegedly included a bitter brawl over children and wealth, he showed up with some eye-candy Lillian Ng’ang’a who many have referred to as the trophy wife.

But Lillian is not one to fit into stereotypes; she is out to show us that she can hold her own at Machakos county.

After being involved in various projects in the county, the regal first lady took her Cancer Awareness Campaign to Masinga Model Health Centre in Masinga Sub-County.

In Kenya, Cancer is ranked as the third killer disease after infectious and cardiovascular diseases and Lillian has been at the forefront in the fight against it. Her campaign seeks to create awareness, screen for the disease, build capacity for health workers to deal with it and also help patients get proper referrals.

Since the start of the campaign, thousands of people especially women have been screened with 16 suspected cases reported in Matuu and another 3 in Kathiani.

She encourages people to practice healthy lifestyles, exercise a lot and have regular checks in hospitals as cancer is curable when detected early.

Lillian was accompanied by Ministers Naomi Mutie (Health and Emergency Services) and Ruth Mutua (Education, Youth and Social Welfare) as well as Collins Sila (Chief Officer Health), MCAs led by area MCA and Leader of the Majority in the Machakos County Assembly  Hon. Joshua Mwonga (Masinga Central) and Machakos Maendeleo ya Wanawake Chairlady Franciscah Mutinda.

Here are some photos from the event:

 

 

 

It is Friday, the day that many wind up the week’s hustles to yolo and welcome the weekend. For ardent TV viewers, and especially NTV, this is the day they catch up with Larry Madowo on his famous show, the Trend.

But we all know what is happening with our favourite TV stations and our favourite programmes on the four TV stations that shut down last weekend.

The Trend will be greatly missed as NTV is yet to go on air. Larry Madowo knows this too well but he awkwardly went ahead to remind his viewers with his usual line, If it is Friday, you know it is….

This wasn’t received well by some fans who are still raging that NTV, KTN, Citizen TV and QTV have refused to switch to digital broadcasting.

Larry himself knew it is awkward and he was probably making a joke out of it but some people still couldnt see it and went ahead to remind him that they no longer NTV.

Here are some reactions after Larry’s post:

Biwott Dennis: Larry guess what Nairobi aviation are saying?”whose laughing now haahaahaaa…

Otieno Tsoy Jeremy: Stupid!! Migrate to digital first, then we’ll be able to talk to each other. nkt!!

Ramirez Richard: just wondering will your digital set boxes contain the 4 channels only ?? lol coz that will awkward too

Simon Salome: advise your boss to tame their ego and switch on their channels on in the setboxes. hamuezi compete na ndovu kufanya nn. you are on your own

Isaac M Kimani: One fact,the four media stations are jealous of sharing their advertisement revenue to other TV stations …you have to accept changes

Silvia Ene Simon: Tutahata the Trend coz ya kwamilia analogue…Mtahama lini?

Sisemi Kitu: larry wewe na denis okari nendeni mkaoshe floor za nairobi aviation.. haha

Alex ThomasAta mukikaa mwaka mzima,knw this,Haturudi Analogue! You cant stop change!

Morris Mwitinimebuy startime.Decoder yenu sitaki

Liz Beibewacha ujinga rally xiunajua vile mumetufanyia if it is friday we know we are digital nd we wunt watch the trend

Percy J TnLarry I ave heard rumors tht u r an honorable guy, tel ur chiefs that the more you stay away the more detached we become, we will ave found safe harbors whn they ‘wake up’

 

 

 

Huddah agrees with the latest Goverment initiative to provide condoms who want to have sex. The campaign that was launched on monday seeks to cut down the rate of HIV infection among the teenagers as the statistics have shown that teenagers are at a risk of contracting the virus from un-protected sex. 

 This is not the time to drag the issue of African morals into this this is not 1980, If you feel that kids shouldn’t be given condoms, maybe you should take us all back to 1903 (in your imaginary time-machine perhaps) 

Kids are having sexas early as 13! They wont even hear that old women’s talk about abstinence, give them condoms, lots of them, sensitize them on how to use them, let them have sex till they have enough,later on they will realize that sex is overrated. But we shall have saved them from a looming catastrophe, the HIV and Aids pandemic. Don’t be vague, this is not about morals, this is about having a future, having a generation to keep our country alive. 

Huddah supports this noble cause, she shared  on her Instagram:

Uhuru though emoji . You gotta wrap em ! I tell my likkle brothers “you can screw ,but weka condom mpangoni!” #HIVisREAL! REPEAT after me…… #CondomsInYourWallet #CondomsInYourHandbag #CondomsInYourCar #CondomsEverywhere #WeCanEradicateHIV! #HuddahCondoms emoji

 

 

Street beggars and urchins are normally and usually associated with African children and adults who in one way or the other have no option for life except to throng streets in urban centres to beg for food and other things.

It is so unlikely that someone from the Indian community could resort to begging because of the perception we have that Indians almost always live on the first lane of life.

When K24 went deep and uncovered the ordeal two Indian men are going through in Ngara, Nairobi, the viewers were taken aback, with the #unlikelybeggars hashtag trending for more than two ours.

K24’s Alphonce Oladipo went ahead to uncover two Indian men leaving in a bush in Ngara after falling from grace to grass, thanks to misfortunes that sometimes come with life.

One of the men is a masters degree holder from India where he studied IT and Software applications.

The beggar with a masters degree

He says that he once lived a sweet live. His parents were teachers. He schooled at Jamuhuri High School before flying out to India for further studies.

His life, however, took a u-turn when his parents died. Their property was grabbed and the masters degree holder had no option but to resort to the streets.

The man whose wife deserted for being alcoholic

His friend who has a black eye after being beaten by thugs says he was chased away from home for being a drunkard, his wife and brother-in-law flew back to India leaving him helpless in Nairobi. He resorted to street life which he has lived for three years now

 President Uhuru yesterday launched a campaign that will see teenagers have  access to condoms .And Kenyans are not feeling this move as demonstrated by their outrage  on social media.

Check out some of the comments regarding this issue on Facebook:

Pst Mwenda Charles- Shetani ni muongo kabisa,i mean devil is a liar, leaders used by Satan thoughts to encourage and support immorality in our society! Condoms can’t stop curse of death, sin of immorality is the worst hated sin by God, Aids is a curse from God! Our children needs to be taught the truth of the word of God not condoms. You must repent or perish!

Gullysyd Brooks-Obalito Mungu kuja tu Mwenyewe, usitumane

Eng Bonculture Kasoka-condom ama laptop?

Charles Thuranira Ataya-Did I read well? As in, condoms for kids, really!? Is there a shortage of balloons in the country?

Kalima Komu- Tunatoka analogue tunaenda digital…..*2. MOI- maziwa freeeeee. KIBAKI- masomo freee. UHURU- Condom freeee.

Dwayne Carter- hehehe laptops are expensive wahhh sasa itakua Jubilee Kusema na Kitanda #nimeenda

Miles Michael’s -Watoto watakuwa wakitumia shule?hii digital migration ni kali

Kerry Janny -Haki dunia imeisha. Jesus is coming soon

Santos Eduardo-From laptops to condoms, wacha watoto waumane

Isabella James Anderson-After launching condoms give them partners also.#complete the project

Collins Obura -world’s most immoral president,let him make history.

Benjamin Manwa -ndo maana wakazima tv tusione ju ni aibu sana

Metals Kenya- Now teachers will be like “Class today we are going to demonstrate how to use a condom practically, i need one boy and one girl infront of the classroom”

Allistair Kaks-so every kid in public school will be given condom si laptop?

Beatrice Rutto- Surely, this is moral decay

Sammy Kimzy-hii ni bangi inafanya kazi sasa

See Also:President Uhuru Launches Condoms For Kids Campaign

Martha Muthoni Munene -watakataa kutumia after they discover sex without condom is sweet (2.)sex wil be practiced more by the kids since we are showing there are condoms n so u know( 3) I think the condom thing was all unnecessary, the kids needed special education on sex.

Jemarget En Londiani-#raila campain okoa watoto!

Kenneth Mzalendo-Bora ni mtoto kwa mtoto mwenzake na wanamaliza homework kwanza.

Mbugua Mbugus Mbuguss-Acha watoto wamenyane kwani iko nn

Isaac M Kimani -Sasa watoto watasoma ama ni condom watajifunza kutumia?

Nicholas Owiti -Consequences of having adolescent president… stupid indeed

Gasheeri Eunice If God doesnt judge this generation.them he’ll apologize to sodom and Gomorrah.

Kimathi Titus -Shame on the Jubilee gvt n shame on me for voting for Jubilee,lyk if u r pissed off by our government.

S.k. Maina Lion -haki uhuru that the worst thing u have done tangu ukue rais i hate that.

Leonard Lennox Ameshakula pesa ya laptops so yenye imebaki anunulie watoi peremende ,condom aachie Nairobi Aviation students watumie kama shock absorbers

But others were pretty sober about this situation and had this to say:

Koi Kimani -I have no say whether what the president did is right or wrong, what i know for sure is that our current generation of adolescents and teens are experimenting with sex from as early as 10years and the reason why the HIV infection is high among them is

 

Its been barely a year, but M-Net has decided to shut down one of their Maisha Magic channels in East Africa.

The organization regrets to inform DStv viewers that after much deliberation and an in-depth assessment of each of the channels viability was concluded, including a review of the rankings and popularity of the channels, a decision was made to to close Maisha Magic and refocus on the Maisha Magic Swahili channel.  Thus, the Maisha Magic channel will close at end of March 2015.

“Unfortunately, Maisha Magic has not performed and grown as per our expectations. Overall, the channel was unable to achieve the ratings consistency we needed to sustain the business and support our continued investment,” said Patricia van Rooyen, CEO M-Net Sub-Saharan Africa.

“As a result, M-Net made the carefully considered but difficult decision to cease operations of the channel. We are grateful to the Maisha Magic team, which includes M-Net East Africa Regional Director Michael Ndetei and some of the most talented and creative people in the Kenyan media industry. M-Net will endeavor to make this closure as smooth a transition as possible for them.”

M-Net however emphasizes that they will remain firmly committed to the Kenyan market and will ensure that it continues to support film makers by showcasing their talent on other M-Net channels.  The film and television industry in Kenya will continue to be supported by M-Net’s investment in channels made in Africa for Africa, thus ensuring that they assist Kenya in playing a role in the growth and future of African television and film on the continent.

 

“Throwback Thursday is an Internet theme day observed on every Thursday during which people share an old photograph of themselves via social networking sites and image-sharing communities, most notably through photo-sharing mobile app Instagram. “

This is according to knowyourmeme.com.

And celebs troop to Instagram to share adorable photos of themselves and this week Big Pin shared a photo of him back in the day.Back when he was a student and I must say, Big Pin has not changed much. It’s unbelievable how much he hasn’t aged

#TBT St.Christophers karen #alumni with #nashchege #daddysibomana #christophertemple

 

Citizen TV, QTV, KTN and NTV have been missing on both analogue and digital platforms thanks to the row blewing up between the media houses and the government.

A lot as been said about the digital migration saga that has plunged Kenya into information blackout, leaving only K24, KBC and Kiss to inform.

Taifa Leo cartoonist has also added his voice on the saga, making fun of how programmes these days run on the four TV stations.

The cartoonist shows black programmes on the paper, saying that is the way Kenyans these days watch programmes on their screens.

Thankfully, it is reported that the TV stations may go on air as from tomorrow after the impasse was put to bed.

Here is the hilarious photo:

 

There are awesome artists, and then there is Juliani. He has been giving back to the community in ways that you would have to read to understand. 

 The Safaricom CEO has  donated his Gym equipment to Juliani today. In a statement on social media,  “Bob Collymore has donated his personal gym equipment christian artiste Juliani, for his mega project labelled Dandora Hiphop City. “Nobody should blame me for putting on weight now, as I have donated my personal gym equipment towards this noble cause. Just like in the humming bird’s story, Hiphop City is an initiative in the right direction.” Said The Safaricom CEO.

Keep keeping on, the whole world is watching. We are proud of you.

 

 

Can I get a  “Phew!” anyone? Yes? Seems like the nearndathal days are over, you can all thank the gods over dinner because the crises has been resolved. The Tvs  channels will be back on air tomorrow.

 The media owners have been in a meeting with the president and the Parliamentary committee at statehouse, the meeting that took hours  was aimed at resolving the current crises in the country that saw a section of the media houses go off air in accordance with the CCK laws.

The good news is that they have been given a grace period to import their own decoders as pre-agreed. The bad news is that we don’t know how effective this will be, owing to the fact that a majority of Kenyans already have Go Tv, Star time decoders and other  generic decoders.

But time will tell.  

Today TV sirens and other celebrities were in State House, flexing their muscles in preparation for the beyond zero campaign marathon to be held later this month.

Carol Radull, Caroline Mutoko, Yvonne Okwara, Sharon Mundia were among the lasses in the early morning preparations for the Beyond Zero.

The mademoiselles were invited to join the first lady to push the campaign further.

And as expected, they took to the field to jog and flex their muscles. But Citizen TV’s Julie Gichuru looked to have mastered every skill as she impressed in the morning warm-up exercise.

One thing came out clearly: Julie is as flexible as none of us thought.

Check out how she did it:

 

You have probably have spotted him as the debonair dresser on GBS, but for those who have not met him, meet Brian Ogana.

He is the face of the popular G.B.S TV Home Shopping Channel. But there is more to him than the compelling persona, the authoritative voice and the fashion suaveness he possesses, he has a drive in giving back.

 

And this is how he spends his off duty time from the studio, donating sanitary pads to the less fortunate students in secondary schools. He has a program dubbed the ‘Futurists of Tomorrow’ under the umbrella Ident, which has incorporated young men and women in giving back. This was at Ngara Girls High school.

 

 

 

 

 

“One girl is worth more use than 20 boys, A woman’s destiny, they say, is not fulfilled until she holds in her arms her own little book. Without them their can never be us, and so we need to do all that we can in ensure ring they are comfortable.” He says.

 

Former Presidential candidate, Kingwa Kamencu, has offered to give her life to the Lord. There is a catch though, one tiny winny thing before she let’s go of her dirty past.

Just last week, Kamencu gave team Mafisi a generous Valentine’s offer. She was selling her body for Kes 5 million for anyone who wanted to smash her.

See also: Kingwa Kamencu’s Body Is More Expensive Than A Night At Villarosa Kempinski. This Is What She Will Charge for a Night in Her Sheets

It appears the titillating provocateur has finally gotten tired of living a life as a promiscuous woman. She wants to put an end to naughty stuff that she has been doing.

But before she can even accept Christ, Kamencu wants to get a handsome man of the cloth into her bed. She says that would be the only way she can turn a new leaf.

After much thought, i have decided that i will give my life to the Lord. This means that all those years of naughty pictures, dirty messages, pornographic stories and vulgar status updates will come to an end.

Once i get this handsome pastor into my bed, i will finally be a new woman.

(Any tips on biblical quotes i can use to seduce him will be appreciated)