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Victoria Kimani Reveals How She Feels When Her Man Touches Her

 

The sensational Kenyan songbird has set base in Lagos, Nigeria after relocating from the US where she grew up and learnt music among other things.

Victoria Kimani has continued to shine with hit after another, doing collabos with artistes from across the continent and beyond.

This perhaps explains why she has acquired the title an international artiste, putting her on the same category as the likes of Tiwa Savage and Mafiki Zolo.

Well, in a new turn of events, Victoria Kimani has for the first time revealed how it goes down in her whenever that lucky man puts hands on her body.

Victoria says she goes weak, sweats all over and cannot resist the urge to fall into his arms.

Hold on. All this is happening in a brand new single that Victoria released a few hours ago. In the single, Victoria has collaborated with singer Yvonne Darcq who complements the jam with French lyrics.

I learnt some French in college but believe me I have realized it is not helping me much. I simply cannot comprehend what Darcq is saying. So I entirely depend on Victria’s lyrics which she has done so well in English.

Here is the jam:

 

Wild Out Saturdayz; The Weekend Officially Starts Here #Sevens

Club Sevens is throwing a bash tomorrow night that is expected to be attended by numerous Nairobi revelers, triggering a tumultuous weekend! The themes night is dubbed ‘Wild-Out Saturdays’ with the best Dj in town to be on the decks. Party Animals, this is one party that you are expected to come unleash your wild-side, no holds barred. There will be free mix tapes to be won, for the love pf partying, you cannot miss out on this 12hr non-stop partying!

Dj Charm, the man on the ones and twos promises a cocktail of music from;

  • Old Skul
  • NewJack
  • Soul
  • Hip hop & Jams
  • Dancehall
  • E.A Hits
  • Pop
  • Electro/Trance
  • Dubstep/ Trap
  • Urban Hip Hop

etc.

You can actually send your request via their FB page, no need to go shout your lungs out in the Dj’s ear while bathing him with saliva. Their FB handle is; https://www.facebook.com/clubsevensnlounge

Club Sevens is located on Moi Avenue.

Before I forget, if your b-day is round the corner…they give b-day cakes on Wednesday and Sunday. Book yours like now through; 0725614341 / 0707440385.

 

Jicho Pevu’s Mohammed Ali Decries Jailing Of 100-Years Old Granny…And Says Something About Corrupt MPs

Jicho Pevu’s Mohammed Ali is one of the most distinguished journalists in Kenya and the world over following a series of marvelous exposes that highlight the rot in society.

The KTN journalist has locked horns with the big fish before for exposing what they do behind the scenes; from corruption to extra-judicial killings and many other scandals.

He is known to take his war to the doorstep of whomever he is fighting, and this time round he has taken it to the Kenyan courts after a 100-years old granny was jailed for failing to pay Kshs.100,000 over contempt of court.

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100-years old Granny who was jailed yesterday

This incident shocked the country and the world, with Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko, as he has done before, quickly moving in to settle the fine and set the granny free.

The jailing of the granny has greatly angered many, among them Moha who has blasted the courts for failing to jail MPs and civil servants who have embezzled colossal sums of money and are walking freely.

Moha has said that jailing the granny and leaving the corrupt civil servants is an indication of a rotten society.

He said:

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Sonko Dispatches His Team To Rescue The 100 Year Old Granny From The Confines Of Prison (Photos)

 

The ageing grandmother, Ngima Gakoromo Margaret Ngina, reunited with her family and friends after the philanthropic Senator, Mike Sonko, paid the Kes 100,000 bail that made her to be thrown in prison.

Yesterday the country was shocked by the cruelty of our judicial system when Kenyans learnt that a 100 year old granny was sent behind bars for failing to pay Kes 100,000 bond.

See also: Meet the Oldest Inmate, She Is A 100. You Will Not Believe What She Is In For

The shocking incident touched Mike Sonko so much that he decided to act on it. Despite being the Senator for Nairobi, Sonko sent his team all the way to Embu County to extend his helping hand to the poor granny.

Sonko Rescue Team took Ngima back to her home where she was reunited with her excited grandchildren. Sonko also promised a full medical check-up for the elderly woman.

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18+ Artiste Come Together For a Hip Hop Event in Remembrance of This Fallen Legendary Artiste

 

This month’s Hip Hop Hookup Edition will see up to 20 artistes share a stage in commemoration of a fallen Hip Hop Artiste, this event is said to be the largest so far this month. Kenya’s legendary rappers that will be there are;

  • Octopizzo
  • Khaligraph Jones
  • Rabbit
  • Xtatic
  • Abbas Kubaff
  • Chiwawa

among many others.

You have no excuse to skip the event. If you are a hip hop fan, then you understand why The Hip Hop Hook Up is the bombshell of all concerts. See poster for more details.

The action will be taking place on Saturday the 28th of March 2015. Entry is only Kes 300/=. Another reason for you to come to Sarakasi Dome in Ngara that day.

 

 

Here Is How The Burial Of Son To Citizen TV’s Mike Okinyi Went Down At The Lang’ata Cemetery

Citizen TV sports anchor Mike Okinyi, his wife, friends and relatives paid their last respects to their son Twani Kitwana at the CITAM church, Valley Road before proceeding to lay him to rest at the Lang’ata cementery.

A somber mood engulfed the sendoff ceremony as those gathered to bid Twani farewell could not hold back their teachers.

Those present at the farewell ceremony lavished praise on the three year old son to Mike Okinyi, describing how he was an energetic and kind boy.

His mother and father echoed the same sentiments as they remembered the last moments they shared with their son before passing on.

The Royal Media Services fraternity also joined their colleague to condole with him and among those who relayed their condolences on behalf of the RMS owner SK Macharia was MD Wachira Waruru.

His classmates also paid tribute to the fallen boy.

Then the mourners headed to the Lang’ata cemetery where the young boy was laid to rest.

Twani passed on three days ago through what his family says is sickle cell anemia.

Here is how it went down:

 Video Courtesy: Citizen TV

20th March 2015:Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

Everybody knows what day today is so no need for introduction! Yesterday, Citizen TV’s crew, family and friends gathered at the Langata cemetery to bid the final goodbye to the late Twani Kitwana, (Mike Okinyi’s son) who succumbed to a chronic disease, sickle cell anemia. May the Almighty Lord rest his soul in eternal peace. Crossing over to trendy stories, below are the ten most exciting articles this Friday morning:

#1EXPOSED! Huddah Monroe Is An Expensive Prostitute Compared To Her Nemesis, Vera Sidika. Negotiation To Bed Her Starts From 920k (EVIDENCE)

#2After being busted, vera sidika finally responds to accusations that she is a high-priced hooker

#3 5 ways poor vera sidika can redeem herself after being exposed as a prostitute

#4Cabu gah diaries: sexualisation. 6 kenyan female celebrities who have sexualized their image for the sake of showbiz

#5#tbt: the pretty Mombasa women who slept with a dog (photos)

#6Twani (mike okinyi’s late son) was one adorable baby. Here are pictures and moving tributes from family and friends

#7Controversial singer asserts Huddah Monroe is an international prostitute

#8#tbt: betty bayo reveals all she knows about her husband pastor victor kanyari

#9Willy paul asking for his fan’s phone numbers. His reason will excite you

#10The interesting other side of sarah hassan (Tanya) that you probably did not know

Easter Plan Sorted; Colonel Moustapha to Headline The ‘Sensation Party’

Event; Lenga Stress Tour; Easter Sensation Party

Where? Ladida Lounge, Rongai

When? 3rd of April, 2015

Time? 6pm till dawn

Ladida Klub has been flocking with revelers left, right and center since it opened. It’s famous for it’s state of art facilities, great ambiance, affordable drinks and food. Now over the Easter, they will be having a plot on Good Friday that promises to be a sensation party.

Expect to be entertained by;

  • Colonel Moustapha
  • Pinchez Entertainer

There will be special appearance by Cartoonist Joe Tooner

Let’s party like the stars we are!!

#TBT: The Day Mike Sonko Had A Melt Down, Attacking Caroline Mutoko On Live Radio

In 2013, Sonko and Caroline Mutoko had a bitter exchange in what went down as one of the biggest scandals of this decade.

It was radio gold, a radio queen versus a politician who had received god-like reverence from his fans.It all started as a standard presenter-politician conversation that escalated to a scandalous squabble after Caroline Mutoko asked for a long-term sustainable solution to the problems of people other than settling bills for women in Pumwani. “What is the plan ya kesho, kesho- kutwa ya hawa watu?” she asked.

Sonko responded by saying that his plan was to continue assisting people saying “When they come to see me I must give them money.”

Discontented with the response, Carol asked him what happens in the future, does he have any plans to empower his people in order to prepare them for the future, for when he is gone.

A question that had Sonko worked up and Caroline cackling away in amusement. An act that further infuriated the already enraged senator who yelled” “I think you are either under the influence of something or working for someone, you are manner-less you also smoke cigarettes all the time!””

Before screaming out these insults “Wewe kwenda! Wewe mjinga kumbaff! I am going to deal with you and Chipukeezy.” I will deal with your personally! Wewe nyege zako na sigara zako peleka huko Carnivore!”

 The angry Senator then  cut off her call, leaving in his wake, a story made for tabloids.

See More:“Wewe Ni Malaya (You Are A Whore!) Who Fucks You?” Sonko Asks Caroline Mutoko!

What to Expect at The Annual Digital Fair Going Down in April

Well, E-commerce is the in thing right now, Consumers are looking for stuff to buy online and that explains why traders are opening stores everyday online.

So how do you capitalize on the vast market online?You will need to have a team of competent well acquainted personnel with excellent digital marketing skills to push sales and generate your target profit forecast as per your trading calender.

The biggest Digital Marketing Fair in East Africa is here, and it has been tailor made to help you immensely in getting to know and learn how you can digitally migrate your marketing strategy, the do’s and the don’ts, plus many more skills surrounding the e-marketing platform.

These are some of the reasons why every business person, every entrepreneur is going digital like, You get real time results by monitoring your campaigns across different online marketing platforms at very minimal budgets, you can develop and execute your marketing strategy and compete with larger business establishments Via organic online searches, you get to enjoy wider market and business exposure when people visit and share your website/blog links from their mobile devices etc.

Now, if you are looking to be the biggest business venture, digital marketing is the way to go. Register for the #DigitalMarketingEA Summit, the Revolution is On!

The exhibitors will showcase the latest digital trends and engage marketers from different organizations. The inaugural Fair was held in March 2014, at the Sarit Center Exhibition Hall in Nairobi and attracted approximately 1000 visitors and 25 exhibitors. The second edition will focus on exhibiting digital marketing, media and communication solutions.

It will be held from the 9th-10th of April 2015 at the Kenyatta International Conference Centre (KICC), Nairobi, Kenya.The theme for this year’s event is “Digital for effective marketing communication”

 

Party Aint a Party if You Are Not Turning it Up Here!!

It’s not a rumor! It’s real! #TheUltimate3some because all good things come in Threes!

The largest terrace club in Nairobi opened in Nairobi last year in Donholm, then late last year, plans was underway to build another in Rongai. For weeks now I’ve been ranting it will be a dope club. Well, ladies and gents my prophesy has come to pass…Cubano will be holding their first party next month, a 3-day of nothing than non-stop partying!

Because one artiste will not justice to this nights, expect the legendary in Kenyan Hip Hop;

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On the decks will be

Now what will happen is, different day, different people will be holding the party down. Follow the link to know who Day 1- Day 3 is on stage; https://www.facebook.com/events/347567612112962/

Save the date, 2rd, 3rd & 4th April, Cubano will come alive!

Entry will be 500/= only.

Controversial Singer Asserts Huddah Monroe Is An International Prostitute

Huddah Monroe and Vera Sidika have been the hottest topic on social media after they were exposed for being call girls. Now a dancehall artist has chipped in his comment affirming Huddah is indeed an international harlot.

Earlier today, Ghafla! leaked a conversation between Huddah and her admirer negotiating for the prestigious commodity between her legs.

See also: EXPOSED! Huddah Monroe Is An Expensive Prostitute Compared To Her Nemesis, Vera Sidika. Negotiation To Bed Her Starts From 920k (EVIDENCE)

While speaking to Ghafla! the one and only Blaqy went HAM on Huddah Monroe boldly revealing she was a world class hooker.

Blaqy was puzzled at how Huddah makes her millions yet she wasn’t working. This made him to conclude the socialite was a whore.

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“Ni kitu unastahili kujiuliza. Hafanyi kazi, ye si mwizi na pia ye ndiye amejengea mamake nyumba. Ametoa pesa wapi kama si umalaya? She is an INTERNATIONAL PROSTITUTE.” Blaqy hinted.

See the complete conversation Blaqy had with Ghafla! in the video below:

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Chipukeezy Carries His Comedians Caravan to Coasto For This??

The first edition of ‘All Stars’ went down on February 14th at Hilton Hotel. Side point; that show was filled with women! Anywho, the second edition is back and going to Coasto! The land of beaches, wildness and fun. Mombasa peeps, the organizers had your cry of getting a proper comedy show so they had you in mind organizing this stand-up comedy. Get ready to experience the best of Kenya’s cocktail of comedians sharing a stage to give the audience interactive humor.

Headlining this stand-up comedy show will be;

  • Eric Omondi
  • Chipukeezy
  • Salvador
  • Sleepy
  • Jalang’o
  • Karis
  • Njoro
  • Freddy Omondi
  • Owago Onyiro
  • Butita
  • Dr. Ofweneke
  • Oyoo

After the comedy show that will end around 10ish, there’s an after party 4 Arina Bay.

The date to save is the 3rd of April, 2015.

Mombasa Laughs will go down at Fort Jesus from 6pm to 10pm.

Tickets are only 1,000/-, which you can reserve yours through; 0726 458 304.

See poster for more details.

 

Jalang’o, Lulu Hassan, Bernard Ndong and Other Citizen TV Celebrities Join Mike Okinyi For His Son’s Funeral (Photos)

The country is still in shock after the untimely death of Twani, the young son to Citizen TV’s Mike Okinyi.

Today the young boy was laid to rest at Lang’ata amid tears and grief from those who had come to bid him goodbye. Jalang’o, Lulu Hassan Anne Kiguta, Bernard Ndong’ were among those present. Here are a few photos from the funeral:

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Photo Credit: Jalang’o

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Photo Credit: @EtalePhilip

Citizen TV’s Terry Anne Chebet Before The Fame And Money (Photo)

Terryanne Chebet has made a name for herself as a polished news anchor with a sophisticated sense of fashion and a lady-like persona.

Away from outer TV screens, Terryanne has also established herself as a business maverick with a hair product line, a PR, Online Branding and advertising expert through Scarlet Digital and an MC.

From a #TBT photo that she shared, it seems that Terryanne Chebet has always had an instinct for style .

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“My sisters will surely kill me for this. But major #TBT I’m the one in a red dress. With my amazing siblings Jeptoo, Jerop and Ruto.#Kitale #Matutaline #Schoolgirlhairoil #Pomade” she wrote.

Hakuna Matata Festival (Olepolos Edition) Line-Up

Easter weekend we’ll get to,throw our hands up in the air like we do not care… and get hungover-ed for days after that, walking like zombies!

Advance tickets are now being sold like hot cake! They are only 1,800/- Please grab yours and for a lot of other friends and be part of the ENERGIZED crowd that will be heading to ‪#‎GracelsndOlepolos‬ for the ‪#‎HakunaMatataFestival‬. If you want V.I.P, those too are available at only 5,000/-.

Tickets aside, there will be major entertainment acts namely but not limited to;

‪#‎CremeDeLaCreme

‪#‎G_Money‬

‪#‎Deejay_Kace‬

‪#‎DjProtege‬

#‎DjCrossfade‬

‪#‎RajElRay‬

and ‪#‎P_Unit‬ to have you entertained all through the event.

Get your tickets here NOW =====> https://www.ticketsasa.com/events/eventdetail/view/1281/hakuna_matata_festival_april_2015

See you all at t he 5th edition of The Hakuna Matata Festival this April, the 5th in the scenic county of Kajiado at Graceland, Olepolos

 

H_art The Band Takes Over Nigeria

Taurus events Naija nite has increased their line-up of acts.

9ja NIte will be going down on the Easter weekend, which is usually swamped with numerous events. Giving you, party animal a task to decide where to turn up. And over the years I’ve noticed the party’s are usually Nairobi, Machakos or Nakuru centered. This caters to most people who want to remain behind and not to go to Coasto, but what if you go to Coast? There’s no party to look forward to. Well, this year will be different but that has been the case.

Taurus Events is holding their famous Lagos Night on Easter Weekend, at the Coast. They are bringing big names in the industry;

  • Yemi Alade
  • Comedian Klint Da Drunk
  • Shanty L
  • H_art The Band
  • Comedian Salvador
  • Susumila
  • Gates (MC)
  • Mr Nigeria (MC)

The comedy show will be from 7pm then 11pm…PARTY!!!

9ja Nite will go down at Sarova Whitesands Resort on the 5th of April, 2015 from 7pm.

Tickets;

  • Ksh. 1,000/= (Advance)
  • Ksh. 1,500/= (Regular)
  • Ksh.  5,000/= (V.I.P)
  • Ksh. 100,000/- (Corporate) 

This event is brought to you by Safaricom, Taurus & Whitesands

 

 

Dennis Itumbi Receives Enthralling Messages From His Parents For His Birthday…But The Promise His Father Gave Him Will Thrill Jackie Maribe

The Director of Digital Communication in the Office of the President is celebrating his birthday today and among those who have sent him birthday messages are his parents.

Dennis Itumbi is thrilled by the message his mother, Catherine Itumbi, and his father, Patrick Itumbi, sent him as he turned another year today.

Itumbi has shared the messages through his social media accounts and he is seemingly thrilled by the love his parents are still showing him.

While his mother reminds him of how he was born on a Wednesday afternoon at Mukumu Hospital in Kakamega, his father crafted a well measured and weighted message, reminding him that it is time he gave marriage a thought.

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Funny enough, he reminded him that he should not fear proposing because of the pride price because he has flocks and herds of goats and cattle to help him pay the dowry.

Is Itumbi getting late on this very noble stage of life? Well, it seems so.

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One person will, however, get enchanted by the dad’s sentiments. And that person is Citizen TV’s Jackie Maribe.

Rumour has been doing round that Jackie and Dennis are dating after photos of the two emerged showing them exchanging saliva passionately a few months ago.

This Artist’s Impression Of Julie Gichuru Will Blow Away (Photo)

 

Picasso, Michelangelo and Andy Warhol have made their mark through art, making them popular artists of their time and in history.

And in recent times we have seen the rise of many Kenyan artists, the most popular being Wangechi Mutu who has made her mark through avant-garde paintings and highly exceptional pieces of sculptures.

The New-York based artist was even featured in Jay-Z’s “Picasso Baby” platinum selling album Magna Carta Holy Grail.

Back home artists such as Collins Thinktank have made their mark through illustrations of the president. I came across a caricature of Julie Gichuru and I have to admit this guy is really talented:

Here are some caricatures of Julie Gichuru and Morgan Free Man

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#SoundFest Makes it Happen; Partnering Cool, Pimped Cars Exhibition + Great Entertainment From Kenya’s Finest

The biggest Sound Motor show event coming to Nairobi dubbed “SOUNDFEST” showcases lifestyle around cars, music and entertainment on 4th April at Ngong Race course from 2pm. The event will showcase different cars with different sound system fitted in them. The cream of it, Kenya through Sound fest will be attempting to enter into the Guinness Book of record for various feats such as most number of cars playing the same music at the same time in a synchronized manner.

Other additions & customizations include how pimped a car is, its maintenance, condition and classiness.

This event will create an environment where people can bring their cars and listen to music in a new enticing way followed by electrifying performances from Wyre, Kenrazy, Visita , Nairobi beauty girl Vivian, Mr. Wela wela –Timmy & other big names in the industry. Participating cars in different categories will be awarded cash prices, fuel, discount coupons, merchandize and much more.

Regular tickets advance is Ksh500 and Ksh600 at the gate. Advance VIP Ksh800, at the gate Ksh 1000

For more information.

Contact: k.reenah@realityconnection.co.ke/ 0770983120/0722272684

 

Did You Know Any Of These Things About Citizen TV’s Anne Kiguta?

Anne Kiguta is one of the most beautiful TV anchors in Kenya today. The slender, tall beauty is arguably a siren in her own kind, making TV interesting to gauze at, leave alone watching.

Anne, however, has a side that majority of us do not know. Behind the beautiful face andsmile we see on Citizen TV every Thursday, there are a few things that complement the lass’ beauty.

Anne is also called Nduta which is her middle name, but she has a nickname which her mum loves to call her: Noni.

Anne would date a man with massive faith who is also kind with a beautiful mind. She says she would not reveal her most memorable date because probably it was horrible. Is this why she wants a faithful, kind and intelligent man? Well, probably.

Anne loves her body and she wouldn’t trade anything for it.

She loathes fake people and wouldn’t spend her time with them.

The anchor says back in high school she dearly loved English literature, something that encouraged her to study journalism.

Anne has a phobia for creepy crawlies and heights.

Anne was speaking to the Pulse.

Credits: Pulse

Photo Galore: Octopizzo, Eric Omondi , Mzazi Tuva, Ommy Dimpoz And Chipukeezy Fire Up K1 Klub House

Last night, K1 Club House was thronged by celebrities from across the divided who turned up for Mseto East Africa’s Afro-Beat Wednesday.

The night was specifically special for Kibera’s finest, Octopizzo, who was launching his new video, ‘Jump PYDU’.

The star-studded event lit up the Westlands’ club as fans couldn’t get enough of the performing musicians.

Among the celebrities who showed up at Klub House include; Ommy Dimpoz, BBA Finalist, Idris, Octopizzo, Otile Brown, Jaya Awinja, Enos Olik, Willy M Tuvva, Fundi Frank, Erick Omondi, Chipukeezy and Leakey.

See the photos below:

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Music Workshop Happening This Saturday, Check Out The Line-up.

Organized and managed by Ray Media, the 7th Edition of Ray Talk will be happening this Saturday on the 21st March, 2015. The Talk focuses on equipping and informing upcoming and established artistes.

The following top Kenyan artistes are to panel the workshop;

  • Elani
  • Mbuvi
  • Jimmy Gait
  • Pitson
  • Wahu
  • Nameless
  • Arthur K

Ray Media created a platform dubbed ‘Ray Talk’ this months talk will be The 7th edition.

The all day workshop will bring together players from the music industry to equip them & inform them on how to tackle common issues amongst themselves. The platform Ray Talk offers gives artistes a chance to change the music industry in Kenya to ensure a promising future for the upcoming artistes.

The workshop will include a panel of top Kenyan artistes namely;

The 7th edition will go down at Michael Joseph Center, Waiyaki Way on the 21st of March from 8am-4pm.

If you want to be part of this journey, make your free booking on;0705506613.

 

Twani (Mike Okinyi’s Late Son) Was One Adorable Baby. Here Are Pictures and Moving Tributes from Family and Friends

 

Late last week, Mike Okinyi’s son Twani Kitwana left the world for a better place. The little boy passed away after a long and brave battle with Sickle Cell disease. He will be laid to rest today.

We didn’t know the boy personally but its clear, he was an apple of many people’s eyes and a joy to be around.
Here are some moving tributes:

ayietah Goobye #babyboy. Please watch over us from up there because i know you’ve gone to take your rightful place in His kingdom. I’mmna miss the hell out of you #littleangel

michelle_abiero I’m missing you more, Twani can I hear your voice one more time… #goodbye #RIP #TWANI I love you. Please watch over me and the rest

annekiguta: Hardest thing for a parent to do is bury their child. Condolences to my brother @mikeokinyi. Farewell Twani. R.I.P. from your @citizentvkenya family.

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Jose Chameleone Pays His Last Respect To His Fallen Brother, AK47…And The World Reacts As The Ugandan Singer Is Laid To Rest

Ugandan sensational singer Jose Chameleone is still mourning the passing on of his younger brother Emmanuel Mayanja aka AK47, who is also a singer.

AK47 died two days ago in what is said to be a slip into a bathe tap as he partied with his friends. Speculation is still high over what exactly cut short the singer’s life.

And as Kenyans join aothers to mourn and pay AK47 his last respect, his brother, veteran singer, Jose Chameleone has shared the casket carrying the remains of the fallen Ugandan heartthrob.

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Through his instagram account, Chameleone reminds his fans that AK47 will be laid to rest today at 4 p.m East African time and has mourned him as a nice guy.

His fans also had words of encouragement for the veteran singer and his family.

Here is what some said:

clarissabittersweetI still can wrap my head around this tragedy

Tanzania Heartthrob Ommy Dimpoz to Drop His New Single Tonight. And You Are Invited to The Party

BBA Winner Idris will be in the country this week and will be partying at Sklyux Lounge, and he won’t be alone, Tanzanian Singer Ommy Dimpoz will also be at Skylux. Omy Dimpoz releases a hit song with Avril ‘Hello Baby’ just the other day and at this monster event, he’ll be dropping for the first time in Kenya history his new club banger dubbed ‘Wanjera’.

Sultan Idris won the ninth season of BBA Africa, he’s from Tanzania too. Not only is he some fine piece of young man, but also a qualified and reputable photographer, he’s an actor, comedian and presenter. If you weren’t watching BBA, Idris was known as the ‘”the house’s bad boy” or “Mr. Lover Man”. The Guy was smooth with the ladies in the house!

Skylux is starting a new theme of partying days, from Thursday-Saturday. So Ommy Dimpoz and Sultan Idris will be opening the party night. This event is said to be awesome, you OUGHT to turn up! Be part of History, don’t wait for half-tales.

Dubbed ‘Idris African Tour’, Kenya’ the event will be at Skylux Lounge, which is located in Westy.

Entrance is only 300/=.

Party starts from 8pm till late.

See you there!

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After the Lang’ata Land Grabbing Scandal,What Next? This is What You Need to Know #ejijipay

Socialites maybe few and between but land forms a very intricate part in every Kenyan’s life. Everyone makes a big fuss about this precious commodity. Walk into your favourite joint tonight and trust me there will be one or two people talking about land; selling a ‘kaploti’ somewhere. I mean, even children from Lang’ata Road Primary School came out to protest against their school being grabbed by some powerful government officials. This caused such pandemonium that eventually led to the kids being tear gassed in the process; one of the most shameful episodes we have witnessed in a while.

Tune in to your favourite radio station today and there will be all manner of advertisements asking you to buy land. In fact, Maina Kageni is probably going to advertise a hot new deal from PRC very soon. I could go on and on but first I’m going to let you pay your land rates. And no, you don’t have to bear all those long queues at Kanjo offices as there is now eJijiPay.

eJijiPay is the new online payment platform by Nairobi City County which is easy, efficient and pretty much convenient. All you have to do is log into your PC or phone and you’re sorted. That’s right…easy as 123! The same applies to parking fees, rent, business permits and basically anything you might owe Nairobi City County.

I’m not kidding by the way; check out these steps;

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Anti-Rape Condom Invented To Reduce Rape Cases. Rapists Will Definitely Suffer The Consequences

A South African female doctor has invented a female anti-rape condom that will help rape victims inflict serious injuries to rapists and probably the authorities to nab them.

Rape cases in the world over are getting rampant each day, with women mostly affected by the this unfortunate activities of perverts.

Sonette Ehlers who works as a blood technician with the South African Blood Transfusion Service says that in the course of her duty, she has met and treated many rape victims and this greatly inspired her to come up with a method to curb the rising cases of rape.

The condom, known as the Rape-axe is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp, inward-facing microscopic barbs that resemble fish bones which is worn by a woman in her private parts like a tampon.

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If a rapist tries to rape the victim, his manhood will get snagged by the barbs in the latex sheath causing too much pain to bear during withdrawal.

Even after withdrawal, the condom will still remain on the rapist’s manhood and can only be removed through surgery.

This, according to the inventor, will help the authorities to get the suspect and prosecute him.

This is clearly a move aimed at reducing rape incidences in the world over.

After Wiz Kid, Davido And D’Banj, Legendary Nigerian Producer Now Comes For Daddy Owen And Papa Dennis

He is the most sought after video directors in the industry. Now Papa Dennis and Daddy Owen have employed the services of Mr. Moe Musa and the outcome will definitely speak for itself.

He has produced video for most of the continent’s bigwigs; videos whose quality are unmatched and have gone on to cement the names of these musicians on Africa’s wall of fame.

Mr. Moe Musa has the touch of gold that’s why Daddy Owen and Papa Dennis sought for his services. Of cause Moe isn’t cheap, the two Kenyan gospel singers must have coughed some colossal amount.

 

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                                            Mr. Moe Musa

The Nigerian video director was the man behind the video for ‘Foundation’ that was shot in the United Kingdom. The final video is long overdue but trust me, the wait is worthwhile.

Having watched behind the scene footage, I can guarantee you ‘Foundation’ will be a video of its kind. For that reason, check out the video below:

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Dj NickDee to Bring Down Ladida Klub Come Easter

 

It’s about time for some serious fun!

He describes himself as ‘the dope buoy from NickDee Entertainment that even your mothers knows about’, he’s Dj Kym NickDee.

He’s been christened as the king of mixtapes on the streets, he’s mixes are dope! They cut across all genres from Afro House, Urban House, Dance, Hip Hop and of course local music!

On 4th of April, 2015, Dj Kym will be blowing Ladida Lounge Up!! A day after the most anticipated themed night that will go down on Good Friday, the 3rd of April. Details here: https://www.ghafla.co.ke/news/events/list/item/31437-colonel-moustapha-takes-the-lenga-stress-tour-to-rongai.

Ladida Lounge is located in Rongai.

 

Join the Conversation;#StoryLab, Let’s Help Sarah Hassan Keep Her Shagging Fire Alive

Marriage is one of the important relationships you will ever have in life. And one needs to mentally and physically make it work. I’ve witnessed this from my folks and some siblings. Dating is easy…you get angry with each other; you have your place to go to and ‘hide’ there till when you feel like seeing your partner. In marriage I’m to see, breath, bonk, exist, consider, and rub this man’s ego for the rest of my life!! Tough work if you ask me.

Wives, how do you keep the fire burning in the bedroom? With all the excess advice handed to us that a man may cheat on you if you don’t bring your ‘A’ game to the bed like you do to the boardroom. So what’s the secret? Educate the singles of us…because we only have books and the Internet to teach us. But I don’t think they are enough, experience works better as a teacher, doesn’t it?

I have heard tales, ridiculous tales at that, of the extent women go to keep their men not to stray.

  • Witchcraft
  • Signing his p*nis!! Taking a pic, when back home, check if the sign matches the pic
  • Pepper in his pants
  • Stalking

What have you done/heard? Let’s s help Sarah Hassan (Carol) she needs tactics on how she’ll keep her hubby from stepping out! Hizi shida ni za kila mtu. The third episode of How to Find a Husband we get to see Sarah trying to keep her husband not to go out for the evening. See for yourself if her curvaceous to-die-for body and charms worked from the video below.

Stay tuned for episode four, next Tuesday at 10pm on Channel 161, Maisha Magic.

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#TBT: Betty Bayo Reveals All She Knows About Her Husband Pastor Victor Kanyari

 

It is Thursday and as it is the name, this is the day we rewind memories and dig deep into past experiences, just to bring you up to date with what happened a while ago.

Our throwback Thursday today digs into the Pastor Victor Kanyari saga.

It was in November last year when KTN’s dynamic duo, John Allan Namu and Mohammed Ali dug deep and exposed rogue preacher Victor Kanyari who conned his congregants with promises of miracles and other things.

After the shocking expose, Kanyari went missing but his celebrity wife and singer Betty Bayo was all over the media cleansing her name and distancing herself from the controversy that surrounded her husband and family in general.

Ghafla Kenya caught up with Betty in Milele FM studios where she had gone to clear the air following the expose.

The gospel singer opened up about her relationship with the rogue husband and here is how the interview went down:

 

Is This the Next Big Thing after E – Sir?

The days of ‘twende tukawake huko Nairobi West, tupitie South C Kashamba kabambe’ in the Kenyan music scene are slowly fading away (if they haven’t already).

And artists of that time and era such as the likes of the late E-Sir, K-rupt, Bigpin Jatelo, Nameless and Jimw@t just to name but a few, are truly missed by their Kenyan fans who loved and adored their music. These fans are now lyrically starved and are turn their focus to other places like Nigeria and Jamaica in search for musical content. This possibly explains the new trend which has seen dancehall music and Nigerian music take over our mainstream media prompting even some local artists to shift from their original craft to adopt to such this of music.

Although many artists are still representing hard for the 254, our own Genge and Kapuka which used to be the core identity of Kenyan music is seemingly going into extinction as currently artists are shying away from the same and are now concentrating on other genres like HipHop and Trap.

All is not lost as there is a new breed of artists cropping up who are determined to bring the ‘Kenyan Flow’ per se, back to the Kenyan rap game and D. Jungle is one of these artists.

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The Thika bred artist has come out recently with a collection of tracks that basically take you back to the good old days where listening to an artist from the country was like listening to the best in the world and if figures are anything to go by, those who’ve already got to listen to his music can say that, he truly is fast rising to take over the rap game in Kenya.

With a promo video to one of his hottest tracks yet ‘Mbichwa Tu’ hitting about 500 views on YouTube only days after it was uploaded and his latest release ‘I Woke Up Like This’ still garnering plays online, it’s easy to see that this new artist really is growing a strong fan base for himself.

But just what about this artist makes him so unique and loveable you may ask. Well, apart from his controversial lyrical flow which some may deem to be inappropriate as he outright raps about weed (marijuana) and other vices, D. Jungle – just like the late legend, E-Sir – is out here proudly representing for his hood, the 237 or Thika town, which is typically a small, not so popular industrial town in the outskirts of Nairobi. This is notable from all his songs and has gained him a great deal of loyalty from the area’s music lovers and promoted not only him but every other artist he’s had a collabo with on his Mixtape THC (THIKA CITY) which he’s also dedicated and named it after his hood.

Like the late E-sir’s love and constant reference to his hood in almost all the songs he recorded helped him elevate in the music game, stealing the hearts of many, could the same strategy work for this new artist D. Jungle?? Listen to his Mixtape #THC_THEMIXTAPE online at www.soundcloud.com/ybbz_ibera prior to its launch and decide for yourself.

Karaoke Revolutionized! Now It’s Strictly Soul Music Karaoke

 

Soul music originated from the US in the ‘50s and ‘60s. What most lovers of soul music might or might not know, Soul combines African-American gospel, rhythm, blues and jazz in its music. So the singers of tonight will be singing songs around this genre, no Lil Wayne stunts screaming and jumping like a retard on the stage and all…its soulful music. So we are expecting passionate, love-making, emotional filled songs, strictly soulful. So come release pain or celebrate love through music, the souls medicine.

Soul music Karaoke will be going down tonight at Tamasha Hurlingham, Picco Lounge, located in South B will be holding the kawaida Karaoke. So you have options to choose from, both places turn up! Picco Lounge is hidden gem, but its actually quite cozy, has a mature flair to it…no teens or kids, and it’s spacious and has comfy lounges that hold your sitting apparatus perfectly!

Aside from the singing, Aqula will be having a discounted price on their bottle services which will be sold at 800/- and 50/- baab fro te shots. Aqula Vodka happens to be the leading Kenyan liquor that’s incredibly smooth has a great-taste with remarkable body and character due to its infused ancient Russian recipe!

Prepare those chords, drink lots of water…and see you tonight at Picco Lounge or Tamasha from 8pm.

 

Willy Paul Mocks Pastor Kanyari

When Pastor Kanyari was just turning his head to enjoy the tranquility he long missed after dominating headlines with his scandals, Will Paul has surfaced to rudely disrupt his peaceful slumber.

He was mocked for so long that he even became stale. But even in his filthy state, folks are still throwing poop on the infamous Pastor Kanyari.

It seems the ‘fake’ man of cloth will never stop wobbling on people’s tongues. Willy Paul is the latest popular figure to throw a jab on the already dilapidated Kanyari.

Willy recorded a video of himself making fun of the man of god. He was mimicking the voice Kanyari used to make when he was pleading with his faithful to ‘panda mbegu’.

Well, Willy can afford to make fun Of Kanyari forgetting he too is also sailing in the same boat of controversies just like the subject of his puns.

See the video below:

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After Being Busted, Vera Sidika Finally Responds To Accusations That She Is A High-Priced Hooker

Since she debuted into the limelight following her bootyfull appearance on P-Unit’s ‘You Guy’, a move that earned her plenty of followers.

As a person in the public eye, people were now interested in this video vixen and curiosity soon arose as to what she does besides ‘vide-vixening ’considering she enjoyed a jet-setting life, high-priced lustrous locks, opulent hotels and designer things .

And we all know that one cannot live off popping that booty and grinding in front of the camera seductively, not in this country not in this economy. She did not have a job nor did she hail from a well-to-do family. ‘So where was she getting her money’ curious cats wondered.

And soon rumors surfaced that Vera enjoyed life as a call girl, but we brushed it off, because there was no proof.

But yesterday an Instagram user named the Truth Seeker exposed her badly, exposing what she does for a living, she sells her love pocket and for some serious money. You can read all about it here.Vera-sidika-is-a-prostitute-it-will-cost-you-about-1-3-million-kshs-to-bed-her-evidence

After trying to contact her for a response to no avail, Vera has finally responded to the allegations, in the usual Vera Sidika way. 

She posted this on IG:

 

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She ain’t even in the country but trending on fast speed…. Who wants to come shopping with me We shop for 4 days and rest for two days.That isht got me off my seat yo!


 

When Free Things Are Offered, Take & Run With it. There’s Free Mbuzi Choma This Sato

 

I’m a lover of food, anyone who knows me can vouch that I am. So anything to do with food excites me! And not just some bleurgh food I need quality, pocket-friendly, delicious food!!

I stumbled upon a new food joint on Tom Mboya Street, happens to be an all round Entertainment spot which is primly located in the capital city of Nairobi. It’s called Sky World Lounge, and will be having a grand opening this Saturday!

The grand opening is opened to the public, so don’t shy away…come through! The grand opening will have customers experience food in a different perspective. And, there will be FREE mbuzi for you.

Save that lunch money this Saturday the 21st of March, SkyWorld has you covered!

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Controversial Mugo Wa Wairimu Badly Trolled After Posting A Photo Of His Family On Facebook

We have KOT (Kenyans on Twitter), an unforgiving legion that will strip and tear you apart if you fail to live up to their demands. And now the KOF (Kenyans on Facebook) legion is following in the footsteps of their counterparts, KoT. Or should we say the KOT members are the same KoF members? Well, that could be true anyway.

Notorious controversial ‘facebooker’ Mugo Wa Wairumi is well known for his controversy on facebook. Here, he bashes, abuses, insults, trolls and does all the negative things on whoever he wants to land on.

However, it is that time a dog eats the owner, or rather where the Swahili saying Pwaguzi hupata pwaguzi comes into play.

Mugo wa Wairimu posted a photo of his family just 50 minutes ago and his update is receiving a buzz of trolls from his followers who think he is less than the noise he makes on his facebook page.

Mugo is remembered for making reckless posts when opposition leader Raila Odinga’s son, Fidel Castro Odinga, died, with many, including Dennis Itumbi, urging him to tone down his criticism of the deceased. Mugo, however, never hesitated.

Upon posting a photo of his family, Wairimu is facing the wrath of the KOF who are badly trolling him. While KOF acknowledges that Mugo has a beautiful wife and kid, he is trolled for looking shaggy and unkempt. Infact he looks less than he shouts on facebook.

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Here are some reactions from Kenyans:

Youngboxingcentre Mombasa Viatu yeboyebo, trouser umejishonea, belt ni ya babu yako alivaa cku za maumau, mtoto umemshika kwa fire extinguisher na kwa harufu ya pombe!!!

Rashka Haji Congrats,,, lakini angalia maslaha ya mshipi hapo.

Kenn Ngetich Nunua belt boss

Erick M Bosire Family looking good but hiyo belt buana!!!

Brendah Sheerow your outfit does not match your character and profession.

Mallory Myke Melodious trouser ya abunuasi

Munene M’Munene Unaharibu picha ya familia

Bush Sb Hapana peleka watoto kwa bar…you should be a role model dad….unless you are training your daughter to be a bar maid….cos kids learn through observation …when she is a bar expert Lady hope you will be a very proud father ……zero cents advice from Iah…

Ken Abangi Pang’ang’a mob na hujui kuvaa !!!!

Wambui Jay Beautiful wife n luvli kid. Lakini mwanaume ni kiatu. Na hiyo belt joh! Lolest

Richard Richard’s nice….. lakini Belt umefungia wapi Mugo na umevaa open shoes kwani uko na jiggers tuite Kamau wa Ahadi Kenya..

Here’s How You Can be Party of The World Water Day Soccer Match

WHAT: MY WATER! MY RIGHT! World Walks for Water and Sanitation 2015

WHERE: Freedom Corner, Uhuru Park, Nairobi

WHEN: 22-03-2015

Kenya Water and Sanitation Civil Society Network (KEWASNET) and End Water Poverty, the global CSO coalition, invite you to attend the international mobilization demanding universal and sustainable access to water and sanitation less than a week from now on Sunday, 22ND March 2015 in Nairobi at Uhuru Park.

As part of a global mobilization on and around World Water Day, organized as part of the international World action for Water and Sanitation campaign, KEWASNET will join civil society groups around the world in walks to demand change in water and sanitation policy, calling for the realization of the human right to water and sanitation, and more extensive government funding and programmes to expand access to the 1.8 billion people who access faecally contaminated water and the 2.5 billion people who live without access to a toilet.

With less than two weeks until World Water Day, there are already hundreds of thousands of people worldwide registered to take part in the mobilization, drawn from countries across the world and civil society organizations of various sizes, representing various sectors and campaigning across a range of issues all linked to water and sanitation.

Mr. Samson Shivaji, the KEWASNET CEO said: ‘‘We are calling on people at Uhuru Park to join us in this very important mobilization to show politicians that we will not give up on our demand for a dignified life, with adequate access to water and sanitation – a basic human right.’’

Mr. Shivaji said: “This is a unique opportunity for the people of Nairobi to take part in the global mobilization to defend the human right to water and sanitation, demand changes in their area, and have their voices heard both locally and internationally.’’ ‘‘Tackling water and sanitation must be a central concern of government, and we citizens must remind our leaders that water and sanitation are cross-cutting issues at the heart of development.’’

‘‘Water and sanitation issues are inseparable from issues of health, gender, education and economic growth. Access to the basic human right of water and sanitation therefore has the most potential to impact and alleviate global poverty.’’ ‘‘If we fund in the right way, we can overcome the water and sanitation crisis, and in doing meet our commitments to human rights and increase our national wealth, both economic and moral.’’

“Our approach to provision of Water and Sanitation must seek to address inequalities and promote Gender Equity. KEWASNET has an overarching concern regarding growing pressure on water resources, including pollution and scarcity, and the implications this has for the quality and quantity of water for peoples’ water, sanitation and hygiene needs.”

At a global level, more than one in eight people do not have improved access to a safe water supply, while almost 40% of the world’s population remains without access to sanitation – the most off-track of all the Millennium Development Goals (MDGs). In regard to health targets, it is estimated that 50% of the hospital beds in the global South are filled by people with illnesses caused by inadequate water, sanitation and hygiene (UNDP 2006). Total economic losses due to inadequate water supply/sanitation services are $260 billion per year, while there is a $4 return on every $1 invested in sanitation.

Visit our websites: www.kewasnet.co.ke , End Water Poverty, The World Walks for Water and Sanitation

Watch our 2014 campaign video on YouTube.

Follow us on Twitter:@KEWASNET, @WalksforWater , @EndWaterPoverty

Like us on Facebook: KEWASNET, End Water Poverty, World Walks for Water and Sanitation

#TBT: The Pretty Mombasa Women Who Slept With A Dog (Photos)

They grabbed the attention of the whole country the moment the nation discovered they were practicing bestiality. But it’s almost three years since spotlight faded out on them and nobody even cares about their whereabouts less they surprise the country again.

Today is the day we unearth the scandal that shook the very foundation of the nation’s morality. It’s Throwback Thursday (TBT) guys, we got to shine the light on the beautiful Mombasa ladies who starred in an adult movie made by a Swiss national.

You can click the link below for comprehensive details about the incident:

Meet The Mombasa Women Who Were Allegedly Having S#x With A Dog

The year was 2013 on the fifth Month, some women decided men or fellow humans weren’t good enough for them so they opted to spread their legs for a dog or was a bend over? Gush! They know better.

Anyway, they made headlines when they were caught in the Ungodly act of making out with a dog. The dog must be very lucky indeed!

But today is 2015, the shameful incident must have most likely been wiped off some people’s memory or perhaps stored in ‘irrelevant’ segment of their brains.

Thanks to #TBT we can jump start our upstairs CPU to remember some discard memories. Enough said, see photos of the women who did the disgraceful act below:

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Willy Paul Asking For His Fans’ Phone Numbers. His Reasons Will Excite You

Respected Gospel artiste Willy Paul is one very controversial man. He has courted controversy in most of his dealings, from dating controversial ladies to the alleged stealing of someone’s lyrics.

The singer has, however, as expected, defended himself viciously from the controversies, sometimes resolving to issue threats of dire consequences if blogs like Ghafla do not pull down his stories.

This time round Willy Paul is requesting his fans to drop their personal phone numbers.

Now you need to relax. Stop wondering why the singer is asking for phone numbers from his fans.

Willy Paul through his facebook page has revealed that he will be releasing a brand new single come this April, a single he says will be totally different from what he has done before.

Willy Paul says that the new single which he calls VIGELEGELE will be with a completely different style from his previous hits like Tam Tam and others.

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This is the reason why Willy Paul is asking for phone numbers from his fans so that he will be able to drop the single to each fan through whatsapp as soon as the song is ready.

He says: And now, it’s another day and new things dropping…. In the same… mood how many are ready for #‎msafis new single?? This coming April a new style will be availed in the gospel Industry. .. if you wanna hear this before anyone leave ur whatsap contacts and team msafi will contact you… you are the best family ever…. VIGELEGELE coming your way…… #####‎lego######

 

Meet the Oldest Inmate, She Is A 100. You Will Not Believe What She Is In For

At a hundred years, you should be lounging with you grand children, relaying stories of your long gone youth and getting pampered for surviving a century in this harsh world . For those more daring, you could go shark diving or sky diving such as adrenaline junkie Georgina Harwood.

Basically your last few years on earth should be fun, but for one Margaret Ngima she is wearing the dreaded black and white striped uniform as she is serving time for contempt of court.
Margret was charged alongside her elderly sons Peter Njue who is 72 and Angelo Gichovi who is 52 for failing to comply with a court order where they had been told to allot a 2 acre piece of land to one Justa Wachira.
Before Justa’s father died, he bought a piece of land from the Ngima and Justa was claiming what was rightfully hers.

Margret Ngima is serving 3 months at the Embu Prison and the only way she will get out is if she pays Kshs 100, 000 as a fine. Something which is not possible as she comes from a needy family.

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This is beyond sad…the judge should have been merciful. She is a 100, 3 months is a lot of time behind bars for someone who is a 100. Our judicial system is seriously flawed if a century old granny is doing time while murderers, corrupt politicians and other criminals roam the streets, free.

Source:standardmedia.co.ke

 

At a hundred years, you should be lounging with you grand children, relaying stories of your long gone youth and getting pampered for surviving a century in this harsh world . For those more daring, you could go shark diving or sky diving such as adrenaline junkie Georgina Harwood.

Basically your last few years on earth should be fun, but for one Margaret Ngima she is wearing the dreaded black and white striped uniform as she is serving time for contempt of court.

Margret was charged alongside her elderly sons Peter Njue who is 72 and Angelo Gichovi who is 52 for failing to comply with a court order where they had been told to allot a 2 acre piece of land to one Justa Wachira.

Before Justa’s father died, he bought a piece of land from the Ngima and Justa was claiming what was rightfully hers.


Margret Ngima is serving 3 months at the Embu Prison and the only way she will get out is if she pays Kshs 100, 000 as a fine. Something which is not possible as she comes from a needy family.

Looking For a Laptop? Stop! See This See This Ridiculous Affordable Prices First.

 

So I wasn’t the only one with good tales about Kotec. After sharing my Phone dilemma yesterday, my friend and colleague Tonny shared his experience with Kotec. With his approval…I’ll share with you.

“The first time I realized that I needed a laptop I was unsure where I’d get a good laptop that would go with my budget and still be legit. It was crazy, I walked from  down town to the upper hill in search of a laptop. The search was not easy, I got dusty, hungry but still went home empty handed and several shades of frustrated. 

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I didn’t know Nairobi inside out, so that meant I had to get a guide to help me maneuver through town. So the following day, we made our way to town and made our way through quack computer shops to no avail. No shop had what we needed, most computers were substandard or the price was a little too high. 

​ So for the second day, I went home downcast, with a frown on my face. I even contemplated using the money for a totally different thing altogether! That evening however, as I was browsing and chatting with a blind date on Facebook, an ad caught my eye It was about an online shopping web site that was selling my ideal laptop at the price I had envisioned! I was so excited that I almost shed a tear! ​

But there was a snag, How could I trust an online website with my hard earned cash? What was their credibility? Early the next morning I called the company and mellow voiced female called Laura informed me that they did in fact have the laptop I wanted and more on their website http://kotec.co.ke/

​ Armed with the new knowledge, I surfed the net and found a saintly looking website embellished with all manners of laptops conceivable! I felt like a kid in a candy shop! I was spoilt for choice literally! ​

After going through the simple steps I settled for a Lenovo laptop that went with the amount I had. I was offered the option of paying via M-pesa, Pesa Pal or via pay on delivery, I preferred the latter. 

Two hours later, I got a call, the delivery was around my hood. I called a friend of mine, We went and inspected the laptop, convinced of its legitimacy, I handed over the cash and went home. Happy, contented and utterly impressed.’

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That’s it folks, there’s enough room and products to for everyone. Shop for laptops at the most convenient online shop in Kenya, the trend-setting, uber-cool Kotec Kenya! You need it? They deliver it to you at your doorstep!

 

CABU GAH DIARIES: SEXUALIZATION: 6 Kenyan Female Celebrities Who Have Sexualized Their Image For The Sake Of Showbiz.

Sex sells. We all know that. And in an industry as easily corruptible-and demanding-as showbiz,the temptation to veer off is usually quite high. Showbiz is a cutthroat business. And only the baddest get to rise to the top. And stay there.

Female entertainers,unlike their male counterparts,have traditionally had to go the extra mile to rise to the top. World over,Women are STILL viewed as sexual beings in the society and,armed with that knowledge,female entertainers-and their handlers/managers-have always pushed the boundaries of sexualism. And have always banked on their sex appeal to better sell their music,art or performances.

Iconic entertainers like Madonna,Nicki Minaj,Rihanna,Beyonce,Janet Jackson,Miley Cyrus,Lil Kim,Foxy Brown and many many other female entertainers have,for decades now,been inundating the World not just with their flawless music but also with full-on images of their sensuous body parts either through their music,stage performances ,videos or even interviews.

These powerful female trailblazers have mastered the art of sexualizing their bodies; Capitalizing from not just their vocal talents but also their breathtaking sexy bodies.

They’ve gone nude for magazine shoots,donned cone-shaped,sparks-shoooting bras(Madonna,Katy Perry),writhed their blithe bodies on arena stages(Beyonce) posed semi-nude for international magazines(Rihanna),augmented their breasts and bums(Nicki Minaj) created sex-oriented music(Janet Jackson) and rapped on their hotness and sexiness and bed appeal(Lil Kim and all female rapers).

And,to clearly illustrate just how female entertainers have embraced SEXUALIZATION in their art and performances,to an extent of almost selling their bodies-and not art-to the public,I advice You to watch the hit movie Beyond The Lights starring sultry British actress Gugu Mbatha-Raw and her on-screen boyfriend,Nate Parker. It is a powerful,powerful movie that exposes just how Women are sexualized and forced-by their managers and handlers and publicists-to embrace their sexiness and to sell an erotic image of themselves in order to pull in more millions of fans,garner more views on Youtube and pull more crowds to their mega concerts.

And in Kenya,too,There are a number of Female artistes who’ve been selling their sexy image as well as their art…They’ve been around for a minute now…others are barely starting up. And these girls-in as much as they’re talented-are quickly going down the Rihanna route…the route that screams,”Hey,check out mu sexy assets!”

They’re talented. And sexualized…From their music to their videos to their general imagery…

1. NOTI FLOW

Noti Flow is a budding Kenyan Rapper who’ve been around for like,two years now. Noti Flow is a pretty decent rapper/singer whose been in quite a bunch of Kenyan TV interviews and been mentioned amply on various leading blogs including on Yours Truly. Noti Flow’s music,even though is not quite as sexual or sex-oriented,still sees her churn out music videos and studio photos that are fully sexual in their image. Noti Flow has uploaded a billion photos of her semi-nude. And her music videos,too,are mainly made to appease a perverted male audience. She writhes in bed,licks her lips,grabs her on-screen actors by their chains,bends over and,dressed in barely nothing,is shown in bathtubs with her sexy legs in the air and soap dripping allover her naked body. You can check out the videos Here. And Here. And Here.

2. QTY

Qty is a Kenyan singer. Incase You didn’t know. She’s been affiliated to Grandpa Records for Years now. And,let’s face it,she’s a pretty horrible singer. With more horrible make-up. But Hey,a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. Qty,aided by the bad boys who lurk around Grandpa records like a pack of ISIS executioners,has,for Years now,been selling her VERY VERY sexualized image. Starting with her shoddy make-up that covers pretty much the whole of her upper face,Qty will stop at nothing. Her songs themselves are all about her desire for a man,for sex,for a good sexual time and so on and so forth. Her videos also feature a very sexualized image of Qty in different enticing poses,very minimal clothing,Qty in bed,sexually handling Men and ummm alot of the bedroom-related stuff. Her voices,to,is straight out of a Fifty Shades of Grey scene. Her songs,including Get Closer,Come Back To Me and Zunguka are clear proofs of that.

 

3. VICTORIA KIMANI

She’s Bamboo’s younger sister…who,since she exploded on us a couple years ago,hasn’t stopped bombarding us with her heavily sexualized image,too. Victoria Kimani,to be honest,is minimally talented. Very minimally talented. And her live shows are suicidal. Avoid them like the plague. And to stay successful-and at the top Africa-as one of Africa’s foremost Divas,Victoria has realized that she cannot quite rely on her nominal talent alone. She’s now improvised the millennia-old trick-Capitalize on her sexiness. And she’s doing great. Kimani’s songs are almost all composed of sexual nuances…Her voices are also cut straight from the bedroom. Her dressing,Yes,that shock-jock dressing,is also mainly made to appeal to sex-mad male audiences. Her videos,too,could be classified as blue movies in conservative countries. She’s worked on her talent. But worked on her sex appeal even more.

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4. SANAIPEI TANDE

I Love,I Love,I Love Sanaipei Tande! She’s beautiful,incredibly talented,has a godly voice,sings like a goddess and is as talented as a billion primma-donnas. But after the release of her Mfalme Wa Mapenzi video last year,Sana announced to us,”Look,I am just like every other music girl out here…Enjoy My music,But enjoy my sex appeal more….” Case closed. Her trick,by by the way,worked. Totally.

5. MARYA

Now,Now,Now,there’s very little I can say about this girl,Marya. She’s a musician(insert laughter here) and also  Mustafa’s former girlfriend. I know You are wondering who Mustafa is,right?? I know. Now,for someone as ABSOLUTELY UNTALENTED as Marya,she had to try and sell her sexy image-assuming she had one. It kind of worked…especially after that collabo with that other one,Avril. They talked dirty…And suggested lesbianism in that ka-song. Their dressing code,too,both in videos and on-stage,was sexual to the last drop. But somewhere along the line,Marya fell off. Hard. And then she added weight. And then all her 46 boyfriends dumped her. Like the potato she was. And Boom,girl was forgotten. Forever.

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6. KAZ

Kaz,just like Sanaipei Tande,is a richly richly talented artiste with quite a vice and impeccable composition skills. She’s been on Project Fame,aye! But still,despite her enormous talent and flawless beauty,Kaz quite wasn’t content with just being a sweet singer. Too boring. Kaz,unlike her trailblazers in the past,the likes of India Arie and Erykah Badu,felt the need to sex up her image in almost all her appearances and videos and shows. She’s an alert woman. And a feminist to the core. But still,just like the feminist Beyonce,Kaz hasn’t quite fought the temptation to pose nude,do risque photo shots,show off her assets,talk lesbianism and entice her audiences with her other talents-her goodies.

TOMORROW: 6 Kenyan Female Celebrities Who Have Decided To Not Sexualize Their Image. No Matter What.