Month: March 2015

 

Are you sitting there and wondering what exactly you are doing with your life? Why you wake up to that job which you religiously hate? Why you have to take in all manner of bull crap from your sadist boss?

I bet you want to branch out and start your own outfit. A recording company I presume? Or a publicist one? Or even one that manages socialites; think about it- they’re many out there.

Well how about you actually drop everything and make that all important step by logging into ejijipay either on your phone PC. Just to fill you in, ejijipay is the new service by Nairobi City County that aims at easing payments.

So yes, go ahead and get that business permit and design your own destiny. While at it you can even pay your parking fees, land rates and even rent. Surely your dreams are valid and this is by following these easy steps:

 

 

The most anticipated concert in Kenya will go down on March 28th this year.

It is rumored that several Nigerian acts will be in Nairobi during that time for talks to renew season 3 of Coke Studio Africa while in the city. They include acts like ‘Omo Baba Olowo’ amid others.

 
Unconfirmed reports indicate that this year, the show will also include some of the biggest stars from Kenya. One of the artistes in current talks is Khaligraph better known as baba yao.

Some of Kenya’s and Nigeria’s biggest hits that have rocked Kenya in the last six months include collaborations with Coke Studio Africa season 2 artists like Iyanya with Sauti Sol in Sura Yako and Jaguar’s One Centimetre, Yemi Alade and P Unit in Different.

 
There is also talk that Tanzanian major artists and some top Ugandan acts are slated for Coke Studio Africa this year.
Season 3 pairings will see collabos between artists from the East, West and Central regions of Africa.
 
Keep it Ghafla for more of this scoop.

 

After enjoying a successful career in television spanning over 30 years, entertaining presidents and the hoi polloi , most people  mark their retirement with a party , a couple of glasses of the finest wine and a hefty retirement package.

Not so for Mama Kayai and Mzee Ojwang’ who were allegedly fired from ‘Vitimbi’ for being ‘too old’ after entertaining us for over 3 decades on KBC. This was revealed to Nation, by Mama Kayai who spoke at the Lions Eye Hospital where Mzee Ojwang had been admitted after getting rescued by the Sonko Rescue Team.

Photo:Jacob Owiti/Daily Nation

“Sisi hatuko kazi, tuliambiwa tuondoke sisi tumezeeka,” said Mama Kayai. However, a source from the old broadcaster claims that the two left the show after it was suggested that the show should get ‘professionalised’ with a producer and a script being brought on board.

Big Brother Africa is a platform that sends many into the limelight. Kenyans have tried their luck too with many becoming instant flops except CMB Prezzo who had a nice run to the finals two seasons ago.

The last episode of the continent’s biggest reality show saw Tanzania’s Idris Sultan emerge as the ultimate winner after evading serious challenges from his opponents.

And Sultan bagged colossal sums of money from the award and of course an addition from Nigeria and Africa’s richest man, Aliko Dangote.

The BBA winner has been touring places across the continent and beyond, and his next destination will be Nairobi.

Sultan has revealed that he will be touring Nairobi come this Thursday alongside Tanzanian singer Ommy Dimpoz who recently did a colabo with Kenya’s Avril.

Idris will be continuing with his Idris Africa Tour and his ultimate destination will be Skylux Lounge where he is expected to entertain with his countryman Ommy Dimpoz.

 

2013 saw the mass migration of TV personalities from Citizen TV to K24. This was after the Uhuru Owned station poached the very best the station promising the ‘poachees’ the earth, sun and the moon.

This year has seen the mass exodus out of K24 with some of best including Tom Mboya and Belinda Obura getting booted out.

And news just in is that Resian Lebai has left K24 after quitting yesterday.

Her reason for leaving K24 was to focus on her own thriving social media company. Adding that there was no blood between her and K24

 

Eric Omondi is arguably the best comedian in Kenya today. The Churchill protégé has established a name for himself as one of the most loved comedians in Kenya thanks to his ability to make fans laugh their ribs out.

While this is what majority of us see and think about Eric, controversial Dance Hall singer Blaqy is of a totally different opinion.

Speaking exclusively to Ghafla Kenya in an interview, Blaqy has blasted Eric Omondi saying that he is not a top comedian as many of us tend to think.

Blaqy says that Eric cannot entertain for long before he bores and irritates the audience.

Blaqy has compared Eric with Mzee Ojwang who is ailing. While Ojwang is an actor and Eric a comedian, Blaqy says that the two can be compared and here Mzee Ojwang is the master.

“Eric cannot entertain for long before he bores you. Mzee Ojwang has been there for long and he knows how to entertain.”

Blaqy also blasted the government for neglecting Kenyan heroes like Mzee Ojwang.

Here is the interview as it went down:

 

Kenyans are generally hospitable people .We welcome foreigners with open arms, letting them build our roads, set up their businesses among other benefits but as it turns out some of them will just turn and spit in our faces

A certain Chinese eatery,  Bai Xing Ren Jia Family Restaurant was accused of turning away black people after 7 pm by one Mosoku Geoffrey on Facebook. Here is the post

There is this Chinese restaurant next to Nairobi hospital and my two colleagues Patrick Mayoyo and Dennis Onsarigo and I are meeting another colleague from Nigeria, so we decide to go there for an evening drink but we are turned off at the gate; reason? We are told they don’t take in Africans after 7pm. Reminds me the Norfolk or New Stanley of the colonial era. I keep warning that China will colonise us one day and it’s now happening right here.

We called up the restaurant to find out if this was true but on the other end of the line was a lady who spoke little English but directed me to a higher authority, the management.

I honestly expected them to deny, but I was shocked when he admitted to turning away Africans for ‘security reasons’ . Shocked, I asked if White and Asian people were allowed into the hotel after 7 P.M and he stated without stuttering or being bashful that they were allowed in as they were not a ‘security threat’ .You can listen to teh conversation below:

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Apparently, the reason for this move was that some African police from Kilimani police station raided a Chinese restaurant last year mugging people and apparently the Chinese Association of Kenya banned Africans from 7 P.M.

Some policemen from Kilimani police station in civilian raided the Chinese Restaurant at the end of Lenana Road last year.The State thugs mugged people.They were in civilian but in police boots.Their biggest mistake-they were all blacks.The Chinese Association in Kenya circulated the information and they agreed that no African would be allowed beyond 7 pm. I think the foreigners are right.

Either way if this was the reasoning behind the banning,  I think its wrong to generalize people because of the mistakes of some individuals from that race, ethnicity or religion.If we are using this backward reasoning then maybe blacks should avoid whites due to the KKK, Nazis and slave drivers. I think this is utter poppycock and this kind of reasoning is outdated because even white and Asians steal !

This reminds me of the Artcaffe saga a few years ago, you can read how the saga played out here

 

The media industry in Kenya is synonymous with poaching of top talent from one station to another, with heavy perks taking centre stage as the pivotal point that moguls use to lure well established media personalities.

It has happened before and it is still happening in this time and age. With the shift to digital broadcasting media poaching is expected to escalate as media houses will try to get on their knees with luring best talent from the old established ones.

This said and done, it does not necessarily mean that stations poaching top talents are not established, nah. In fact what they want is to inject fresh blood into their already well established human resource departments.

This explains why Radio Maisha is ‘encroaching’ state-owned KBC for its top talent.

A credible source privy to Ghafla Kenya tells us that Radio Maisha are keenly monitoring Bonie Musambi’s situation at KBC and are likely to lure him to the Standard Group radio station with a promising remuneration.

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It is understood that Musambi, who hosts KBC’s morning show with Cynthia Anyango, has already been contacted by the Radio Maisha management over a possible shift from KBC to Standard Group.

Our source also tells us that Radio Maisha top presenter, Alex Mwakideu had made threats to leave the station but rescinded his decision and decided to stay back.

Musambi was seen as a possible replacement for Mwakideu but now that he has rescinded his decision to leave that does not mean Musambi won’t join Radio Maisha. It is understood that Radio Maisha still wants Musambi to fix him in one of their shows.

Mwakideu and Jalang’o have made a perfect combination in their Maisha Asubuhi show

Musambi is considered a hot prospect who can bring the correct ratings to the already established radio station. Alongside the likes of Mwakideu, Anne Njogu and Emmanuel Mwashumbe, Musambi will definitely add fresh blood to the collection of the country’s best radio presenters.

Mwakideu had threatened to quit Radio Maisha for lack of a pay rise but it is understood that the management begged him in a meeting to rescind his decision and stay back.

Mwakideu and Jalang’o have made a perfect combination for their Maisha Asubuhi show which is arguably the most listened to radio show.

Only time will tell if indeed Musambi will resist the urge to join Radio Maisha.

 

Jaya releases “Sasa” featuring legendary Tanzanian artist Lady Jaydee. This is Jaya’s second single off her first solo project.

“Sasa” is about desisting from waiting for the proverbial tomorrow and only being concerned about today – the moment right now. Jaya says, “We really spend a lot of our energy thinking about what will happen tomorrow, about hoping to feel better and how a situation will change. Sometimes we really just need to look to the moment right now, and realize that your present person is the most important thing in life because the next minute is not guaranteed at all!”

 Written and performed by Jaya and Lady Jaydee, the music video has been shot by Enos Olik of Bokeh Family. Audio has been composed and produced by Tim Ennovator Rimbui.

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 “Sasa” media launch will go down at Mseto East Africa new spot on Wednesday Nights at K1 (March 18th 2015) from 10:00 p.m. Free Entrance. Great vibes. Jaya is currently recording her debut album under Pinecreek Records where she is also signed. She is working with industry greats like R Kay, Ennovator and Jaaz Odongo on the production of the album. “Sasa” and “Wewe Ndiwe” will be part of her new album compilation, set for release this year.

There is power in legs. Legs are, along with the eyes, the core of feminine sensuality. Not sexuality, that’s boobs, butt and the like. Sensuality is the soft whisper of a woman compared to sexuality’s loud trumpet. Sensuality takes you deeper into a woman’s heart and soul as opposed to sexuality

A woman’s legs are also special because they are prelude to a small special place where they end.   And as they say, the better the road, the more likely you are to appreciate the destination once you reach there.

The perfect shape, the perfect length and the smoothest looking skin are just a few of the attributes that make up a pair of perfect pins; and these lovely ladies possess those and more! These 15 women have stems worth showing off

Tallia Oyando

The Homeboyz Radio presenter has been in the industry for a while now, but it’s her tanned, toned legs that have been getting some serious attention lately. The night nurse has stems that would make even a monk go nuts 

Stella Mwangi (STL)

Photo credits: Panaito

The rapper’s gorgeous gams have made a name for themselves thanks to their lean, sculpted shape. It’s rumored that the Norway-based superstar does high-intensity cardio, including kickboxing and running, at least three times a week, as well strength-training exercises like jump squats and lunges. 

Risper Faith

Wide surface area, more flesh per inch and dark as Kabarnet soil. That’s the fitting description for Risper Faith’s legs.  Not everyone agrees though

Avril

Photo credits: Kiruthi

Obviously, singer Avril’s entire body is pretty much perfect, but her mile-long legs really make her stand out. I have questioned her musical talents before but I can’t afford to question her beauty. Her legs and thighs are too good that some campus students almost ripped her pants apart while she was performing

Judy Anyango

She not only has thick stunning legs but also a packed a$s to keep them company. The model has not quite broken out but her goodies have done so with grace.

 

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Victoria Kimani

And how could I forget my future bae. With long, toned legs like hers, even CIC would insure them for a few million shillings. I’d refer to her pair of limbs as “Weapons of Mass Seduction” . Last week, I wrote A Love Letter To My Celebrity Crush Victoria Kimani and she responded in kind, even going on to post the entire piece on her Instagram account. Don’t be surprised to hear we are engaged soon.

Habida

She has been hit by a series of scandals that have brought her reputation into disrepute. Most recently, she was accused of sleeping with another woman’s husband. But with legs like hers which man wouldn’t be tempted to cheat on their beloved wife who they swore to be with for rich and for poor.

Vanessa Cheattle

 

She likes exposing her assets because she has total faith in them. Believe me when I tell you that without her perfect pair of limbs, the upcoming socialite would be nothing.

Sanaipei Tande

The ‘Mfalme wa mapenzi’ singer’s legs are always shining. I don’t know whether she’s secretly advertising Vaseline or Valon but that’s a tale for another season. One thing we can all agree on is that her legs are thitimaaaaaaa

Vera Sidika

of course she’s become cliche. But deservingly so. At this rate, I think the only list Vera will miss out on is the ‘Natural Beauties’ list. Otherwise she makes the cut everywhere.

 

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Huddah Monroe

She didn’t become so popular for nothing. WORD

Eve D’Souza

One diva who’s not aging. She looks as good as she did 10 years ago. And those legs….those legs. One more time…..those legs

 

Corazon Kwamboka

I hate her face but I love her body. If I could photoshop her face with that of someone else, I would. I know how mean that sounds but trust me, I’ve been dying to say it. Off my chest now. Don’t scratch me Corazon. Your legs are a wonder

 

Grace Msalame

Humble yet she always wins the battle of the curves. Grace Msalame’s legs are the supporting cast for her already perfect body

Pierra Makena

The high flying female DJ has legs that make you feel like you are reading a Sidney Sheldon novel. So perfectly outlined and so excitingly unique. Blessed is the hand that touches them

Citizen TV siren Janet Mbugua is known to be a bit introverted when it comes to mingling with the public despite appearing jovial and welcoming on TV.

However, our thinking was put into question when we landed on this video of the sexy TV princess breaking into dance with a section of Daystar University students.

Janet shows her skills in the video with her movements clearly indicating that it is an art she has perfectly mastered.

The other day a video of Janet running of gas in a gym emerged, showing how she is working hard to keep herself fit.

Those who have taken Janet to be an introvert should not rethinking their thoughts. She is more extroverted than any of us thought.

Here is the video that is already causing a stir on the internet:

Family, friends, colleagues of Mike Okinyi and other Kenyans were devastated and shattered by the shocking and untimely death of Mike Okinyi’s young son.

The son reportedly suffered from sickle cell disease and died fighting the illness. This is according to 10003 Warrior Project,a project dedicated to create awareness of sickle cell disease (SCD) in Kenya.

Good morning all. Just a thought of how tough it is being a warrior when young. How did you manage to also grow up and overcome it all? This week let us celebrate the life of a young warrior Twani

The dad has taken to Twitter to announce where little Twani will be laid to rest:

We lay my son and my friend Twani to rest on Thursday in Langata. Service will be same day morning 9am at CITAM Valley road. Karibuni….

May he Rest In Paradise.

 

The company had  even bought him a mercedes benz, a brand new fire-breathing German machine in a bid to lure him into joining their employ, unfortunately for them, Bramwell Mwololo had his salary raised  and retained his position at Jambo radio. You can read the whole account here

 After failing to woo Bramwell, Mediamax focused on Alphones Oladipo who was not hard to convince. He will be Joining milele Fm breakfast show alongside Ambia Hirsi and Dr. Ofweneke. That is from 6am-10 am on weekdays. Alphones was working as a news anchor with K24 and will now be joining Milele FM.

Maggie Waithera and Mogaka will join the mid-morning show from 10am-2pm on weekdays. 

 

Yes, it is now crystal clear that Laura Oyier’s Hotel Intercontinental saga was stage-managed and was geared towards landing her the necessary fame she so craved to start off her own engagements.

The defaulter at the prestigious hotel got bailed by Kiss 100, and it seems the Radio Africa Gropu-owned radio stations had a motive behind their actions.

Laura Oyier is now the talk in town after we helped truncate her into the limelight with story after another.

And we are not going to stop here anyway. We must finish what we started. Talk, talk and talk more about her.

The controversial singer is starting her own show come this Wednesday at the Club Buccaneers in Kisumu and she is already hyping the event like never before.

Ghafla Kenya reported that Laura has been trying to break into fame since 2011 without success, but now after the Hotel Intercontinental saga, it seems she is finally gradually finding her way to the limelight.

Here is the show that is expected to go down in Kisumu tomorrow:

Yesterday, Jose Chameleone’s younger brother Emmanuel Mayanja Hummertone popularly known as AK- 47 breathed his last under unclear circumstances.

According to New Vision, one of Uganda’s biggest websites, the young man was beaten in a bar called DejaVu in Kabalagala, Kampala before he died at Nsambya hospital. Other reports suggest that he collapsed and fell.

 

A distraught Chameleone (Photo: New Vision)

Kenyan artistes and other celebrities have streamed in to social media to condole with the bereaved:

iamfrasha R.I.P AK47 God had better plans for you bt you touched hearts with your music .My deepest condolences to@jchameleon and your family during this period

djgitts My sincere condolences to the #Mayanjas as they mourn their brother, #AK47 pioneer in Ragga and dancehall music in #Uganda

djjoemfalme This Is Sad…R.I.P AK47..My Condolences To Our Brother @jchameleone and the whole family…

mzaziwillytuva Thank God everyday for the gift of life and serve Him in faith : My condolences

It is a cold morning in the capital, with promising clouds seen on the horizon, a clear indication that God has not forsaken us as many want to think. Rain is around the corner good people. But before we see it, here are the ten stories making headlines this morning across the republic.

#1 Victoria Kimani Shows Off Her Thick Thighs and Major Cleavage in A Daring Outfit

#2 Popular Reggae Host, Mbusii Fired!

#3 Relief As Missing Kiambu MCA Is Finally Found Alive

#4 Wig Snatching 101: Nation’s Njoki Chege Launches A Scathing Attack On Kenyan Female News Anchors. They Won’t Be Pleased!

#5 This is Mohamed Amir, The Car Enthusiast , Who Passed On Yesterday In A Car Crash At The Kamburing!

#6 Little Tumiso Watches Her Parents Wahu and Nameless In action For the First Time (Photos)

#7 Top Ten Trending Hilarious Images In Nairobi This Morning

#8 Exclusive: Bramwell Mwololo Not Moving to Milele FM afterall Even After Being Bought a Brand New Mercedes Benz. Find Out Why

#9 This Is The Sleek German Machine KTN’s Ben Kitili Drives (Photo)

#10 Justice Is served: The Con We Wrote About and Who Had Appeared on Young Rich Has Been Arrested After Evading Arrest For Days (photos)

It is without no doubt to say that journalism in Kenya is on its decline after politics and the love for money took the place of objectivity, fairness and accuracy.

I recently did an article lamenting the sorry state of this very noble profession after the mainstream media houses quashed objectivity and embraced politics, money and self satisfaction.

You can re-read the article here

And now celebrated political analyst and journalism tutor Barack Muluka has bashed the journalism fraternity in Kenya for deviating away from the fundamentals of good journalism and embracing what editors have discussed with politicians to be considered for broadcasting.

In an article in the Standard, Muluka uses the example of the saga surrounding the Parliamentary Accounts Committe (PAC) chaired by Budalangi MP Ababu Namwamba.

The political analyst laments that instead of journalists covering parliament telling Kenyans the rot in the August House, they are deviating to less and less important things that wont help Kenyans.

Muluka says: This is a plea to young journalists, and especially parliamentary reporters and writers. You are letting down your profession and your country. The house is on fire. Instead of doing something useful about it, you are running helter-skelter after cockroaches and rats, escaping from the house.

He goes on to say: Please tell Kenyans what is happening to their taxes. Don’t mislead them by following useless diversions and sundry red herrings. Tell Kenyans we have enough wealth to make us all lead comfortable, wholesome and healthy lives. This is if we can face the facts, round up the thieves and send them to eat the bread of sorrow and drink the water of affliction in jail.

Clearly, journalism in Kenya has been terribly jeopardized by a few egoistic individuals who want to satisfy their needs at the expense of important and pertinent issues.

However, it should not be forgotten that there are journalists who deserve commendation for their incredible job despite the forces from within and without that sway them from side to side.

It is time something is really done to salvage the last glory remainin in journalism in Kenya.

Credits: The Standard