Month: March 2015

Yesterday I shared with you the ultimate guide to becoming an entertainment mogul and highlighted some business ideas you can strive to pursue.

One of them was starting a Socialite Management company but I guess that’s off the butt for now. Apparently these socialites are nothing but prostitutes as it was exposed today morning. Check out the full story hereVera Sidika

Stuck? How about selling designer clothes? Not bad, now is it? All you have to do is rent out a stall in one of the many buildings within the CBD and make sure you pay for that Business Permit. That is if you chicken out from going ahead with the socialite company.

Why, you ask? There is now eJijiPay; the new platform by Nairobi City County that allows you to pay for that Single Business Permit in seconds; in addition to rent, land rates, parking fees and everything else you might owe.

And the fun bit about eJijiPay is that you can do it online, either from your PC or your mobile phone. No more long queues, no more rude kanjo guys and definitely no more underhand deals.

Easy as the 1, 2, 3 steps below:

Disability is not inability! She was labelled the most repugnant face of the human species by the internet. But Lizzie Velasquez rose above hate to inspire the world.

Lizzie Velasquez suffers from Lipodystrophy, a medical condition that is characterized by abnormal or degenerative conditions of the body’s adipose tissue. (Loss of fat from one area).

As a result of her condition, Lizzie was tagged as the ugliest woman on the face of planet earth in an eight-second clip that was watched by over four million viewers on YouTube.

Even so, Lizzie wasn’t going to allow critics to turn her condition into a laughing stock, the 26-year shocked the world when she went on a mission to enlighten people about her medical condition.

But that wasn’t enough, according to BBC, the brave Lizzie is now the focus of a new documentary that premieres at the South by Southwest festival (SXSW) in Austin, Texas this coming Saturday.

See photos of Lizzie below:

This morning, Vera Sidika was exposed as a high priced escort.Something which did not come as a shock to many, what shocked people was the fact that she charges an arm and a leg for ‘basic coitus’!

No triceratops, ménage à trois,  BDSM or anything ‘abnormal’

Her selling price, 1.3 Million Kshs, topes weaves don’t come cheap. If you missed it, you can read all about it here.Vera-Sidika-Is-A-Prostitute-It-Will-Cost-You-About-1-3-Million-Kshs-To-Bed-Her-

The 1.3 Million Kshs may have shocked many, but apparently there are duded who are willing to pay up that mad money for some hanky-panky.

Someone once asked me why Kaymu is the best place Online market place in Kenya, a genuine question if I might say so myself. So besides it being the most secure place to shop online, forget the other sites where you don’t really know who you are buying from and could instantly be defrauded of your precious cash, and God knows you worked your tail off for that cash.

Fraud is never an issue on Kaymu because all the sellers are vetted by the company and guaranteed to have that much needed integrity that is missing from other sites. But even if that is still not enough of a guarantee for you, you can always check out what other customers are saying about the seller from the special seller rating section on the site.

And something else you might not have known yet is that at Kaymu you will not only get to buy some of the best merchandise but also get it delivered to you at the very cheap shipping cost of Ksh.70 per item wherever you are in Nairobi. Now tell me where else you’ll get delivery services at such a throw away price.

So with the Easter holiday just around the corner here some free advice for you, why not pop in to Kaymu and get yourself a little something for yourself or perhaps that special someone and make the holiday a bit more special, I know I will.

So whether it is that new smartphone you have been looking for, Lord knows I’ve been salivating at the new Samsung Galaxy Note 4 for a while now, and I literally just saw being sold at Kaymu at a throw away price. Yay for me!

Or if you want to get some new Sunday bests for the occasion, or just looking to tokelezea all swaged out and impress some ladies in church that day, Lord knows you’ll be more than spoilt for choice in the fashion section all of which will leave whoever you’re looking to impress speechless.

But the best part in all this is that all you don’t even have to put in that much effort to get what you want. You can simply stay home with one hand in your pants as you usually do get on to your computer and log on, or if you’ve downloaded the Kaymu app on your smartphone you can use that too to make a purchase. And your products will be delivered to your doorstep in a jiffy.

They are really flying off the shelves these days, so you better run and get yourself one before they run out!

 After Mark Masai wedded his gorgeous girlfriend Fiona Nduta another NTV newscaster is about to tie the knot.

Dann Mwangi who is known for bringing business news to your TV screens got down on one knee and popped the question and thankfully, she said yes.

The visibly delighted news caster shared this:
Yoooooo! Jesus said yes, she did the same.
Actually, “YES, OF COURSE”, she proclaimed.
Humbled beyond kneeling
Fulfilled beyond feeling
All in; deep in God’s filling
We know into what we’ve chosen to delve here – Philly
A united state…
Happier ride than rolling in a merry car! Feel me?

It’s big, it’s better and it’s entirely East African! The region’s music heavyweight are locking horns every week at East African’s most exciting reality show, Maisha Superstar, which gives fans the privilege of deciding who is the dopiest rookie coached by these musicians.

Last Monday witnessed the crash of the titans as star rookie twisted and manipulated their voices to outdo each other in a bid to emerge as the winner of episode six of the show. ( 1.2 million and a recording contract is at stake.)

Guest judges included: Habida, Jaaz Odongo, Tina Kosoro, Cleopatra and Buddha Blaze.

Nameless, Jose Chameleone, Rabbit, AY, Shaa and Maurice Kirya indirectly faced off last Monday when their star rookies took to the podium to show what they were made of. (They are being coached by the mentioned individuals to sing).

Opening the stage with a moving performance was the glowing Myra. Her dress alone was enough to convince any dude she meant business. She uplifted the souls of the fans when she performed ‘No Diggity’ by Black Street Boys. She is being coached by Tanzania’s Shaa.

Kenya’s Fil-ah made girls uneasy with his adorable swag. He Performed Ed Sheeran’s ‘Thinking Out Loud’. His mentor, Nameless, lost control of his arms, they stayed in the air throughout Fil-ah’s performance.

Uganda’s Richy Kaweesa inspired many with his dress. Even guest judge, Habida, admitted the rookie appealed to her inner self. He sang Bob Marley’s ‘Turn Your Lights Down Low’. He is Maurice Kirya’s rookie.

AY’s Damian Soul made the audience fall in love with Rhumba again! He performed a mind-blowing rendition of Papa Wemba’s ‘Show Me The Way’.

Even though she didn’t have Rihanna’s body, the gorgeous Ugandan rookie, SpiritSoul, made fans envision the Barbadian singer on stage when she performed ‘Show Your Love’. Her sweet voice had a soothing effect to everyone who glued their eyes on her. She is Jose Chameleone’s rookie.

Last but not least is Rabbit’s rookie, Phy. Her coach himself was enough to make her win additional votes. Rabbit was definitely the man of the moment at the show. The way fans creamed for him revealed he was their darling. Phy performed Drake’s ‘Hold On’.

Below is how the rookies are faring after their cumulative performance:

Yesterday Nairobi Governor Dr. Evans Kidero lamented the sorry state of Nairobi roads after he got stuck in a traffic snarl as he drove to Kempinski in Westlands for a meeting.

Kidero posted photos of himself walking to Kempinski and lamented that he could not find his way because traffic was intense. Read here

And as the governor promised to implement some policies that will ease this problem, former KTN anchor Saddique Shaban has blasted Dr. Kidero saying that he is lying to Kenyans.

Saddique tweeted saying that there is no evidence that Kidero walked from the CBD to Kempinski as photos he shared do not indicate that.

Saddique is not the only person to troll Kidero. Other Kenyans trolled the governor after the posts.

Here is what some said:

Many celebrities have used sex tapes to make a name for themselves in the entertainment industry world over while others have broken themselves down over the same.

While others see it as a way to fame and money, others shiver whenever they hear the word sex-tape and promise never to do one.

But one Yvonne Bulimo, former Tujuane Host, says that she will not mind making a sex tape with her husband as long as it pleases him.

Miss Yvonne says that she is ready to do anything for her future husband including making a sex tape with him as long as that is what will make him happy.

Miss Yvonne, however, says that she will never do a sex tape with her boyfriend because she believes it is not the correct thing to do.

She adds that she loathes sex tapes and pities those who do them for fame. She says she will never do one to seek fame.

Miss Yvonne was speaking exclusively to Ghafla Kenya in this interview:

I was a diehard Wanja Kavengi fan, DIE HARD fan, she made my days and I hunted down her articles on Word Press ‘A Horrible Blog Full O Little Horribilities’ and her articles on Capital F.M ‘Wanja’s Wall’.

We cried with her when she said she was orphaned and she lost her remaining sibling, we ooh and aahd at her gorgeous son Max and we laughed at her fart stories. She was everything we dreamed of in a writer gorgeous, funny and smart.

Her Profile picture on Capital

But Alas! Wanja Kavengi did not exist, she was just part of an elaborate social media scam and we were just the naïve followers who hung to her every word. We called up Capital F.M to find out if what they said on Social Media was true, that the hilarious gorgeous writer whom we logged on to Capital F.M to read her articles was a lie.

Capital F.M has however denied knowing her, even her fellow columnists claim that they do not know her saying no one named Wanja Kavengi ever existed. And Wanja’s Wall was the figment of our imagination. Well, I will give them a virtual high 5 for just how passionately they denied knowing her, such skills are rare, but I know what I read, and it was time to do some digging. Luckily, the internet NEVER forgets.

And this gem practically landed on my hands:

As you can see the first tab reads Wanja Kavengi/Capital.

And this confirmed that i had not been hallucinating:

This begs the questions, did Capital hire someone who they have never met then realized they were being ‘cat fished’ so they promptly deleted her out of existence or was Wanja Kavengi a Capital F.M creation? Only time will tell.

 See Also:Wanja Kavengi A Ghost Worked For Capital Fm But Who Paid Her? How Was She Paid ?

Her argument may sound like sheer absurdity but Nominated Senator, Emma Mbura, is dead serious about women going topless to attract more tourists to the Coast.

The Mombasa Senator went on screen to publicly defend her argument saying tourists used to throng the Coast region because they were drawn by tales of beautiful Mijikenda women dancing bare-chested.

                      Hon. Emma Mbura

See the Video Citizen TV uploaded below:

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Her argument however ignited a heated debate on social media with some internet users ruthlessly condemning her while others openly agreed with her argument.

Check out some of the comments posted on the next page:

Benard Wasikeh: So you were misquoted ? Coz we read somewhere that you were advocating for girls/ladies to walk naked in order to attract tourists !!

Praise Edwin: very true. but mweshimiwa you look great and beautiful

Jeremy Maluti: very true….keep it up….

Peterson Miring’u: what do you mean to show off their boobs?

Charles Nzaka: Mama U,d Rather Take The Lead Of a good example.If u cant,then import prostitute to reprent the mijikenda for its not their tradition.mahando,they are there alredy and men cant go back wearing mabonde for many are saved so they are seiking fo jesus traditional wear.

Hezron Owaka: Now you get to know the connection between tourism, prostitution, and other social vices at the coast… Women like these encouraging their young girls to go topless to attract tourists! How about encouraging your daughters to engage themselves in money generating activities that don’t involve nakedness, like normal jobs/businesses?

Michael Heery: beaches   ahahah

Karuitha II: I support her fully, its our culture and we should preserve it.

Petro Jenkins: What kind demented momma is she?

Michael Heery: is she hopeless

Qualityken1: she clearly does not deserve the tittle senator. Tourism at all costs including nudity? being creative e.g through music, environment, preserving wild life is a better idea mam.

Enock Ombima: Wewe huvaa aje

Ndurya N. Mwadzaya: As a Mijikenda I concur.

Collins Mwangangi: true hon.keep fire burning

James Adwera: Madam you know this you’re right

Dan Omwah: Good Move Thumbs Up!

Shanice Shan: I agree with you.point well noted.

Victor Bett: soldier on senator, we read on the same script! !..stick to culture.

Flex Mbwaga: It should start wth you ..infact if they see you naked they will come all.so be the frst one

Paul Murunga: but the tourist are already putting on like africans

Isabellah Nasomo: Hahaha it not possiblbe

Geoffrey Ombwochi: hiyo imepitwa na wakati

Rogers Kibagendi Obonyo: culture plays a key role in attracting tourists en traditional regallia is a component of culture.good idea Hon. take the maasai as a good example.

Victoria Rubadiri is honestly one of the most attractive screen anchors this country has ever had, so one would expect that guys blow up her phone ALL the time.

We suppose she gets asked out all the time and guys come up to her and hit on her all the time. But as she reveals, this is not true. In fact she says that men are usually scared to approach her, probably intimidated by her exquisite looks.

They prefer to use their friends or colleagues to get Victoria paying attention to them something which she admits she does not like.

Ms Rubadiri says she would appreciate it if guys would simply walk up to her say hi, without using someone, she believes that if you are a serious contender, you should serious offer in a serious way.

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And based on how you carry yourself while approaching her, she can decide where you can go from there. But don’t act shady, hitting he up with bad intentions such as a roll in the hay, she has her intuition up and will know when someone is up to no good.

Yesterday I did a creative article on Kenyan celebs who were sent packing for being juvenile transgressors. And You loved it. We ain’t done. Not yet…

Episode One featured my muses Prezzo,Caroline N. Mutoko and Vanessa Chettle. I got more….High School expulsions were real. And they sucked. No one was exempt. Not even Your favorite celebrity’s favorite celebrity.

Ready? Let’s do this….

1. KALEKYE MUMO
Kalekye was once a little skinny girl in some little skinny school in Ukambani. But then her appetite kind of burgeoned in around her third year of school. Kalekye then started eating. And eating. And eating more…It was illegal to carry foodstuffs to school on the opening days. But Kalrkye wouldn’t hear none of that! She would break the law. Every opening day. But her days came to an abrupt end when one day,after a thorough search across school,her turn to be searched cane. Her bag was opened….And all hell broke loose! Out poured an avalanche of all manner of foodstuffs known to mankind. Among other unmentionable things,Kalekye had sneaked into her bag 3 kilos of blue band,14 loaves of bread,5 cartons of biscuits,a 3-litre juice bottle,1000 grams cocoa,peanut butter,a jam can,14 chapatis,a few maandazi,2 kilos of sugar,Royco,noodles,Zesta tomato sauce and 3 litres of extra cooking oil. “Umekuja kusoma ama kufungua hotel I??” Kalekye was famously asked.

2. MUTHONI DRUMMER QUEEN
Now,Muthoni was once a keen school girl before she bumped on an idea; Muthoni started organizing random music extravaganzas in her Dormitory. Students would cram in her Dorm to watch her and others girls perform during the weekends. Now,that’s was NOT the problem. Problem was; Muthoni would charge this girls. Not by taking their money,but their bread. She’d make sure that,to watch her and her crew perform,you’d either relinquish your weekend bread or wash her clothes. And then the authorities got wind of it…Muthoni was summoned. And promptly sent packing. Her high school events were called “Bedsheets and Bread” and that’s how she got the inspiration for “Blankets And Wine”. Smart girl.

3. DENNIS ITUMBI
Itumbi was a perennial law breaker. He featured in the schools black book so many times that the black book was eventually named after him. He was brilliant in drama,though. But horrible in class. Now,one day,Bwana Itumbi decided to experiment his very first hacking skills. And,by luck,managed to hack into the KNEC Headquarters. Yes,the guys who print exams! Itumbi cleverly managed to hack into the systems in which the Biology,Physics,Chemistry and Maths systems were stored. And managed to distribute the exact exam questions across his class two weeks BEFORE the exams! And when the boys finally sat for the papers,they all scored super impressive straight ‘As’ in all four subjects. Straight ‘As’! An investigation was launched. Itumbi’s name came up 77 times. He was promptly sent home. For 77 days!

4. RABBIT KAKA SUNGURA
First and foremost, I don’t understand how anyone would call themselves 3 names all belonging to ONE little animal. But first,we have to determine where the name originated from. Now,in school,Rabbit was known as Ken Ombimba. And he was a diligent,silent student who loved swahili and sleep. Now,Rabbit’s high school had an agriculture program where agriculture students would rear chicken,rabbits and cows. And one day,aided by three of his boys,Rabbit stole ALL the school rabbits. And stuffed them in his box in the dormitory. They were 50 rabbits in total. He later sneaked out to roast the little mammals at midnight. And,while roasting the third rabbit,Rabbit was busted. By the watchman. He was sent home for 2 months. And told to report back with the Minister of Agriculture. And 300 rabbits. Case closed.

5. KATHY KIUNA
Before Madam Kiuna got born again and became the earthy shattering preacher she now is,Kathy was just any other school girl. Naughty as hell. At first,she was punished lightly after been caught advising the form ones not to date boys from a certain school. And since she was the C.U leader,she was also reprimanded harshly for asking the students from Eastlands to sit at the far back end of the hall. But her expulsion came about when it was discovered that she had asked the whole C.U members of the school to contribute a hundred bob each to enable her to buy a bigger and better Bible. There were 500 C.U Members. And everyone contributed the 100 bob. She was therefore kicked out after it was determined that NO Bible would possibly cost Ksh.5,000 shillings. No bible.

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6. ADELLE ONYANGO
Adelle is that smile-loving Kiss FM presenter with a billion piercings and ummm,never mind. Now,Adelle was never even a good girl,by the way. Besides her annoyingly laughing at absolutely nothing in class,she also had this tendency of dressing like a Kanye West fashion model on New York. She hated school uniforms. And hated lessons more. That wasn’t her crime though. Her crime was really actually silly. Somehow,it was rumored that someone had started a satanic cult across the school. And that girls had been seeing ghosts and hearing laughing voices all night. Adele was the first suspect…But after intense investigations,it was later revealed that Adelle wasn’t actually an agent of the Dark World. The ghosts the girls saw and the voices the girls heard actually belonged to Adelle. It was revealed that Adelle had a tendency of walking around school at midnight. Dressed like a witch. And laughing like one too. She still was sent home nonetheless. Poor Girl.

7. PASTOR KANYARI
Before he dropped out of school to focus on his budding preaching talents,Kanyari had been a keen student. Things had been going great until one day,someone broke into the laboratory. And some Chemistry chemicals went missing. Among them was some potassium permanganate. And some Bunsen burners. And 16 test tubes. A search was conducted…And all of those items were found in Kanyari’s box…secretly tucked among his underwears. He was sent home and asked to report back in two weeks with his mother. Unfortunately, he couldn’t report back to school in time. I mean,his preacher mother was in jail by then. And after her church was left unattended for weeks,Kijana Kanyari thought to himself,”Badala ya kukaa nyumbani ivi tu fuaaaaa,si niende nikaponye watu!?” And that’s how the 310 ministry began. Amen.

8. RISPER FAITH
Risper is that socialite who once featured in that very tawdry ‘Show Me’ music video by Blaqy. Her appearance in the video was a talking point for close to weeks. But before Risper was the butt-crack showing,cellulite-flashing video vixen she today is,Risper was a silent fat girl in some silent flat school. Until she earned her first suspension… For stealing underwears. And bras. And blouses. And shoes. And bedsheets. And books. Risper would steal your stuff. And then re-sell it to You…at a price cheaper than her morals. Shamelessly. She was eventually caught after trying to sell a pink bedcover to the headgirl. But in actual sense,the pink bedcover originally belonged to the school headgirl. It even had her name “Eunice Kanuthu” stitched at the corner. Risper,how smart of You girl!

9. RINGTONE
Ringtone’s still a little thug out here. Let’s face it! He drives a Range. And lives in Runda…or so,we are told. Ringtone was a good form one boy. And a brilliant form two boy too who,even though he was terribly poor in class,was not noisy. Or stubborn. But he wasn’t always happy with his horrendous performance in class….And,one day,after some serious temptation,Bwana Ringtone decided to copy his maths paper during the Mock Exams. It was successful. He copied the English paper,it was successful too. But while copying the C.R.E paper,The Lord got angry at him. And he ended up being caught. “How can You copy the word of God?” Was the first question he was asked. He was sent home. And came back three weeks later….Born again. And preaching. That explains his gospel music.

10. SHAFFIE WERU
Now Shaffie had always been on the school’s watch list. ALWAYS! He’d been in more scandals than 2 seasons of “SCANDAL”. He’d been sent home for drunkenness, violence,school riots and foul language a billion times. But his final expulsion happened after it was discovered that he had impregnated the Principal’s daughter. Who was 26 at the time. And Shaffie was 17. And all this happened after Shaffie had convinced the girl to organize 24 parties in 24 hours at her dad’s home. The Dad was the Principal who had traveled to Mombasa for a Headteachers Conference. The party was sick. Sicker than an Ebola victim. Shaffie admitted he was responsible for the pregnancy. And the wild parties. He was never sent home for good though…He was simply assimilated into the Principal’s home…as a son-in-law. Smart move.

The boy child, according to many analysts, is an endangered species in Kenya after the girl child got more attention and care. This has led many to question what they feel is neglecting the boy child as the girl child is drawing more and more attention.

Well, this could explain why Caroline Mutoko, the Head of Marketing in Radio Africa Group and former Kiss 100 presenter, has jumped to the defence of the boy child and how he is brought up.

In her everyday you tube channel section, Caroline advices on how a boy child should be brought, the necessary things that parents should do to ensure that they grow in the right way.

Caroline says that unlike the girl child, a boy child should be brought up a bit differently.

She says that  a boy child is a bit more complicated in his development and that he should be allowed to be a bit complicated when growing up.

Caroline adds that:

The social media world was taken aback by the revelation that one of Facebook’s most accomplished writers and former Capital FM columnist Wanja Kavengi was, in fact, a parody account and Wanja Kavengi herself never existed.

Many had fallen for this girl, Wanja Kavengi’s writing prowess. She could litter the social media with captivating stories that drew wonderful reactions from the thrilled audience.

Funny enough, I was an ardent follower of Wanja Kavengi’s stories. I remember at some point my friend Etemesi, who is himself an ardent writer, tried reaching out to Wanja through facebook after being moved by her articles and of course her photos that attracted team mafisi and genuine wooers alike.

The revelation that Wanja Kavengi never existed and that the attractive photos we so craved to have as our wallpapers actually belonged to an American fashion blogger who goes by the name Iesha left me and many of her ardent followers totally heartbroken.

Iesha, an American fashion blogger whose photos were used as Wanja Kavengi’s

But as we feel duped and heavily tackled by this new revelations, Capital FM must be feeling the real pain after doing business with a ghost who actually never existed.

Wanja Kavengi’s writing skills prompted the media house to hire her to write for their blog. Ardent readers vividly remember the column Wanja’s Wall on Capital FM blog where Kavengi did what she knows best.

Well, after the revelation, Capital FM has since deleted the articles Wanja Kavengi wrote for them. But that does not mean we stop asking how Wanja landed a job with capital, one of the oldest FM radio stations in the country.

How did Capital FM reach out to Wanja Kavengi? Did they meet one on one? Did they know Wanja Kavengi was a parody account? Did they know Wanja Kavengi never existed? How did they pay Wanja Kavengi? Through cheque? M-Pesa? Western Union? How?

As the readers world is disappointed that one of the best writers actually never existed, these questions will linger on and on as we seek for answers.

Capital FM has since deleted Wanja’s articles.

Ghafla Kenya contacted Capital FM for comment over the same and all they could do was deny that Wanja ever wrote for them.

Shame on me! I had even put her up last year as the much coveted “Ghafla Girl”-much to my shock and the chagrin of my peers. she has never existed. We imagined her, the girl that gave me that number that I held dear as Wanja’s was probably an inmate at the kamiti prisons who had a knack for good writing! 

 Yesterday, it was disheartening to read Heartbreaking: Popular Social Media Queen Passes On. But I was not the only one who was shocked! the “interwebs”-like Wanja (who never was) loved to call the internet was literally taken aback! 

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   Mtoka Mbali ‏@Ikelgai  5h5 hours ago

   Ayye @dekuekd, Wanja Kavengi and her writings you introduced me to is a Parody Account and a lethal Catfish.

    

    

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      Revealed: Wanja Kavengi, A Ghost, Worked For Capital FM…But Who Paid Her? How Was She Paid? #tvmovies

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Launched in 2004 by a college dropout and his colleagues, Facebook has become one of the biggest sites in the world.

And at the age of 23, Mark Elliot Zuckerberg became a dollar billionaire and was even listed by Time magazine among the 100 wealthiest and most influential people in the world.

Following in the footsteps of other techies such as Bill Gates who have made it to the big leagues, Mark is giving back, 10 Million Dollars to be precise to Bridge International Academies.

This is what he shared on his site yesterday:

As part of Priscilla and my ongoing work to support education, we’re excited to invest $10 million in Bridge International Academies to support their innovative education program in Africa.

The sultry Jacque Maribe has come out to clear the air about her relationship with the Director of Digital Communication in the Office of the President, Dennis Itumbi.

Early last month, the internet smeared dung on the well-manicured personality of Citizen TV’s political affairs reporter, Jacque Maribe, when she was seen with Dennis Itumbi enjoying themselves.

The incident sparked a heated grapevine suggesting that the two were lovebirds. But the truth straight from the horse’s mouth has finally arrived. Jacque has ultimately shed light on the February episode that maimed her reputation.

While wishing Dennis Itumbi a happy birthday, Jacque highlighted the relationship she shares with the president’s frontman on digital platform.

She categorically made it known that Dennis was her long-time friend revealing rumours that flooded the internet didn’t dislodge their well cultivated friendship.

So forget the gossip, Jacque and Dennis are ONLY friends. Before I forget, the entire Ghafla! crew also wishes Dennis a happy birthday. May he live long to fulfil his dreams on earth!

Below is what she wrote:

Birthday love and blessings to one of the most amazing people in my life @dennisitumbi you have been a friend for years, through the rumours and wild imaginations propagated and rained on us, our friendship has stood the test of time… You are family… Baraka tele

Emmanuel Jal is known to many as a former child solider in the war -torn region of Southern Sudan who traded his gun for a microphone.

After leaving South Sudan, Emmanuel settled for sometime in Kenya before relocating to Canada. Despite him being miles away he still calls Kenya his home. News from a blog reached us that the rapper has been banned from WestJet flights. Here is an excerpt from the blog

“South Sudanese Canadian and former child-soldier Emmanuel Jal has been banned for life from boarding WestJet flights after he claimed he had a ‘license to eat humans’ and threatened to ‘eat’ a member of the crew mid-flight if he was not given more food.”

However Emmanuel has come to rubbish these claims saying that:

“This is crazy is this true or somebody is Joking I have been ban for life to fly west jet, we were having fun with each other on the plane were i crake a joke that i have a license to eat humans if i dont get a sandwitch one of the hostees said she is ginger beef so I can start with her and we all laugh loud read the article”

No one takes kindly, vile  delusions of grandeur. It happened that in one moment of intoxication, Vera Sidika, the curvy bleaching socialite called herself white!A white girl! The nerve!  That is when Poseidon, the god of the underground let hell loose. Common with delusional people, “..They  believe they have made some important discovery that others don’t understand or appreciate. Our sister here went from being delusional to being Narcissistic. Kenyans On twitter have no liking for self centered people. This is what happened. 

 While partying at Malysia, where huddah was hosting a party a fortnight ago, she shared a photo of  herself swigging liquour straight from a bottle, no class, just plain “straight-from-the-bottle kind of ratchet” -she went on to tell her legion of admirers and haters, how higher than the moon she was feeling. “She ended her instagram debacle with the scathing hash tag #Whitegirlwasted

Reactions on twitter: 

It’s a beautiful Wednesday morning in Nairobi City. Yesterday, the social media lost one of its prolific contributors, Wanja Kavengi. She wasn’t real after all, she was just a creation of anonymous person. What a trick! Crossing over to trendy items, below are the exciting stories we have for you this morning:

#1THE LIST: 15 Kenyan Female Celebrities That Have Killer Legs And Thighs For Days

#2See janet mbugua break into dance with daystar university students

#3Heart-breaking: popular social media queen passes on

#4This is the most racist restaurant in Kenya. Admits to turning away blacks after 7pm. KTN’s Dennis Onsarigo and friends were victims (evidence)

#5Final resting place and burial date of mike okinyi’s son reveled

#6Sexy news anchor Resian Lebai out of K24

#7Two men roasted alive in dandora, graphic content!

#8You see we told you laura oyier was a creation of the media see what she is now doing

#9Nameless loses it and kisses his wife wahu in public. Passionately (photos)

#10Controversial singer blasts eric omondi… See why he thinks eric is a poor comedian

Going though campus I have always found myself classifying women on the degree of whether they look like wife materials or not. The pretty ones, those who dress skimpily fell on the category of girlfriends. The only good thing that they are good for is the girl friend. They just don’t look tamable enough to be wifed. 

 Tero mdee, former STR8 up live host has changed from that non-wifable girl to the wife material type. The change, has been, for lack of another word been stupefying! 

Check the before and after photo of her! 

It is with deep sorrow that we announce the death of one of the most prolific contributor on social media, Wanja Kavengi. A  beauty to behold that had for years been the subject of adoration to many a man and envy to an equal number of lasses. She had everything conceivable. She was a darn good writer, she was pretty “yellow” yellow”- in some of her posts,she would jokingly say, I’m half Italian and half Kenyan, Ole! Ole! That, ladies and gentlemen, never existed.

The popular Wanja Kavengi Was a parody account probably run by an 80 year old man dealing with  identity crisis. Facebook, where most of her activity was, is scandalised. Everyone at  our office loved her, her writing was impeccable! She had a way with words that was simply beyond awesome! I had a thing for her, I remember talking to her severally on social media about the things she wrote and her  little blog that she had started when her facebook account garnered quite a following. Her blog “A Horrible Little Blog Full Of Little Horribilities” has like her gone missing. I talked to her on December 23 last year, she disclosed that she was contemplating leaving Facebook to concentrate on “work related issues”  

How someone managed to run a parody account for 5 years  is still a mystery. It had proper real life characters, Max, her son was the perfect child with curly hair and the looks of a hollywood star.Wanja Kavengi even had BFF’s like Givens Mideva, a girl who has since gone missing. Her number, 0707 ***682 seems to have gone off, the “no longer in service” kind of off. 

I have before this post today defended her spiritedly only to be counted with hard facts. Wanja Kavengi never existed. She was never there. The spicy, rosy posts that you had learnt to love, her lifestyle and hunk son were all made up! She was never there. Breath in  and let it sink. Those photos that you used  for your voyeuristic escapades belong to an Italian Fashion blogger, Ieasha    best known as “panky pops” 

She probably deactivated her account after realising that “her” time was almost up. She took heel and ran the hills. whoever it was is probably picking their scars laughing at the joke that this has turned out to be. 

Honestly,This is not Funny! 

Here are some of her photos.