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This Kenyan Mama’s Booty Has Brought The Internet To A Stop!! (photo)

How do I even start?  It is so big that it beats my knowledge of adjectives that explain the word “huge” but just so you know, This lady has genes on her behind for days, not to sexualize an innocent woman, but when this photo appeared on the internet yesterday in the evening, everyone seemed to have gone bananas

 Guys have even created memes! The funniest thing was that a man,the age that is supposed to be home tucking in kids was staring at her behind, totally blown away. Here is the photo

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Lupita Nyong’o Just Keeps Getting Sexier. These Are The Photos We Can’t Shut Up About

Lupita Nyong’o’s rise to the top can only be describes using one word, meteoric.

It feels just like yesterday when she was a sweet young girl acting in Shuga and now she is on Hollywood’s A List rubbing shoulders with the likes of Oprah and Beyonce.

Lupita is now set to grace the cover May issue of Harper’s Bazaar and we can say for sure, Lupita has landed more magazine covers that some super models.

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Here are the photos we cannot stop gushing about:

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Eve Dsouza And Adelle Onyango’s Rape Stories Inspire A Former TV Presenter To Open Up About Her Ordeal

Celebrities such as Eve DSouza and Kiss 100’s Adelle Onyango  have been very open about their tragic sexual assault stories and have in the process  helped in giving others a voice and have encouraged victims to speak up.

 Adelle says she was raped by a stranger back in 2008 at West ands while Eve DSouza fell prey to a gang.Their ordeals have inspired a former TV presenter to also open up about her near-rape encounter.

This is what Elizabeth Irungu formerly of Youth TV wrote on Facebook:

RAPE IN KENYA! Sato i watched Adelle Onyango the popular radio personality talk about her rape experience on NTV’s show Discovery 254! She was raped once & sometime back i also read about Eve D’Souza’s unfortunate gang rape story that apparently she never openly talks about as she is not fully emotionally healed from the tragic ordeal & it gave me alot of courage to talk about my own attempted rape experience! Well i was not raped but it ALMOST happened to me too! It was such a scary experience that i can never forget as long as i live on earth!

The guy did not succeed coz i fought him hard & luckily it was chilly so i was wearing jeans & boots,it took him too long to take them off me but i always wonder to myself what if he had succeeded?! What if i was wearing say a dress?! Wouldn’t it have left a permanent scar on my soul! I really sympathise with victims of rape.Poleni and it is for that reason that today i have decided to courageously share my own story with the world!

It was 2012 i had gone to see my boyfriend at Ushirika estate past Jujaa rd estate Eastleigh.Around evening hours.Some dark skinned short chubby guy about my age approached me & was all smiles & friendly like,”mambo Sweetie.Hassan amesema nikushow umngojee kwa grao coz sai ako hapa ndani mosque & watu wakitoka swala itakuwa mezesha kwake kuonekana na wewe publicly vile hauna buibui coz of the sheikhs in there & his neighbors too”

So i thought since he knows my name & my guy hashiki simu zangu coz yuko swala then he must have sent him for real!

 

I innocently followed the guy into the football ground to wait for my Hassan on a bench there just behind that primary school.Wacha anipigeh sweep nidunde chini ya mti.Wacha aanze kuni strip top & strangling my neck.I couldn’t be heard screaming coz of the loud muadhin of the mosque! I couldn’t run coz he put me in a head lock! In short he was so immoral & daring not to mention shameless trying to rape me right behind the holy mosque where ppl were busy praying to God & kwanza in a very open playing ground.Hakuna mtu hapo coz ilikuwa evening & my screams were being drowned by the loud speaker muaadhin(call for prayers)!!! That’s how brutal a rapist can be! Hata haogopi mosque wala Mungu wala hana aibu! Haogopi chochote! Hana haya yoyote!

Wah wacha tu’nga ng’aneh with that monster of a boy,i was so scared screaming,biting,scratching him,he forcefully lay ontop of me with all his chubby weight na kitambi yake yote (YUCK!) sweating and kuhema all over me,he quickly took off his trouser & boxers & his ugly d*c & started forcefully pulling my trousers down.I refused with all my might & little strength that i had left.He started slapping me around continously akini nyonga.I started kicking in the air like a mad woman & feeling abit dizzy & chocked coz of vile alikuwa anani nyonga sana na mkono zake nono.Sauti yangu saa iyo imeiisha yote i can’t even scream anymore!

I was getting weaker & weaker.
I could smell blood on my face but at that moment i didn’t care kama nime-uumia or where exactly the blood was coming from.Sikuwa najali kama ni nose bleed ama ameni gwara uso ama nime gongwa kichwa.I just didn’t care,just wanted to fight that bastard off me!

I knew i was blacking out any minute now & would be unconcious any minute.I could feel my body was exhausted of fighting & was letting up & giving up on me but my mind was still fighting him hard so i prayed to Jesus not to let me faint coz ninge faint hapo,that bastard would easily rape me unconcious!

When my eyes started seeing split images & my head got too dizzy,i told Jesus to give me just 5 more minutes to fight,”I just need 5 more minutes of strength my dear God.Just 5 mins.I don’t want to black out here God.Please don’t allow me to black out now” with hot tears & blood streaming down my cheeks

Before the bastard could fully take down my trousers & pantie,some chokoras came from no where,saw us & started running towards us throwing stones at him.They started shouting “SHIKA HUYO! SHIKA HUYO” The fat coward got scared,got up left his trouser & started running away from them in his boxers.The chokoras started chasing him & throwing things at him.Somehow he managed to escape from them by climbing iyo wall ya chuo & jumping to side ya race course estate.

Then the chokosh boyz came with clean water from iyo car wash apo nyuma ya chuo & told me to wash the blood off my face,they covered my torn top with their jacket coz my boobs were all out & carried me to the mosque.They were like,”madam uko sawa? Aki pole madam” i was so shaken!

The head sheikh there heard the whole story from me & those chokosh boyz identified the bastard! Immediately sheikh made a loud speaker announcement at the mosque that vijana wote waiislamu watoke waendee race course estate kumsaka yule muhalifu aliyetoroka.Less than an hour later,the Muslim boys came back with the bastard naked on a mkokoteni.Then the ustaadhs ordered he face me & apologise infront of the whole crowd & that he be frog marched naked to Pangani Police station for all to see him.He was crying for mercy like a kid!!!

Those boys in Kanzu did not spare him either.They went singing,kicking him & spitting on him.My boyfriend did not even wanna see the bastard.I had never seen my boyfriend cry before! He was one of those tough macho guys so seeing him furious & eyes all red like that & tears surprised me alot!

I URGE ALL RAPE VICTIMS AND ATTEMPTED RAPE TO SPEAK UP.Those sheikhs counselled me & told me it is not something to be embarrased about coz it was not my fault at all.He was just a bad evil person who did not fear God.So speak up ladies! Usiogope kuenda ku-report mtu.Hakuna haya yoyote! JUST REPORT! TELL SOMEONE,parent,friend,pastor,sheikh,neighbor,ur bro,ur siz.DO NOT SUFFER ALONE! TALK!

 

Of All Gospel Celebrities, Hope Kid Has The Hottest Girlfriend (Photo)

You need to wash your face to have a clear vision of Hope Kid’s drop dead beautiful girlfriend. A first glance of her may seem like a mirage, too good to be real!

Of all the celebrities that have paraded the women they love, to say the truth, Hope Kid’s girlfriend is the hottest of them all.

The gospel singer surely has a good taste when it comes to selecting the girl he dates. The face, the figure, the height, I mean everything seems to be perfectly fitted.

Hope Kid unveiled his pretty better half today as he marked an anniversary of their love. As expected, he ran out of words to express his love for her. That is totally understandable, the lass is so beautiful that no English word is sufficient enough to describe her impressive look.

Team Mafisi will probably feast their eyes on her for days! Below is her photo and the letter Hope Kid penned for her:

 

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We counting years down the line and still my heart beats for your every passing second…..Indeed you are my Jamaica. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THIS OUR LOVE that consist of YOU,GOD AND ME and that’s what keeps us going and HIM by our side we will conquer everything this world throws at us…..There is NO WHERE ELSE I’lld rather be,than here with you….words cant express my love for you.

Ghafla Exclusive: Here Are Filed Divorce Papers Showing Power Celebrity Couple Calling Off Their Marriage (Photos)

So much has been said about Mercy Myra and Attitude’s divorce. The two celebrities separated around 2011 sparking numerous speculations about their marriage.

They were the most adorable couple back then in early 2000s. Mercy was so in love with Attitude that she pursued him in the US so that they can be together.

Their union however never stood the test of time as their irreconcilable difference saw them part ways. Their separation ignited a hot grapevine in the country.

In an interview with local daily, Mercy Myra claimed she divorced Attitude and moved on with her life. Her revelation made Attitude to post a rant denying the Mercy divorced him.

“And for the record, what a big fat lie shes been tellin u guys!!! We are not divorced.. Not yet….. Don’t know why any media houses haven’t asked her for divorce papers because as of this minute she CANT produce any…. DO RESEARCH BEFORE BLINDLY WRITING STORIES… The source might be faulty or falicious…. (sic).” Attitude wrote on Facebook.

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According to divorce papers Ghafla! stumbled upon, the rapper is actually telling the truth; on the part that they are yet to officially divorce.

Evidence indicates Mercy filed for the divorce yes but the case is still pending in court. In as far as the law is concerned, she is still married to Attitude.

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Attitude’s criminal history was one of the reasons why Mercy wants to end her chapter with him. The rapper was once arrested and charged for being in possession of marijuana in the US.

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If someone doesn’t want to be with you, guess it’s best to let them go, guess this is a lesson Attitude is yet to learn.

 

SAD: This Last Message of a Father to His Son Cyrus Who Died During the Garissa Attack Will Make You Cry

The last two weeks have been filled with terror, trepidation and gloom since the Garissa Massacre that claimed 147 lives most of them students.

Most of the students were buried last week and the week before. One of the victims was one Cyrus Mutuku who was discovered by his friend among the bloodied dead. During his burial, Cyrus’ father wrote this letter to his son and I could not help but tear up, filled with emotion and empathizing with Cyrus’ father. It is so raw, so heartbreaking and one can feel the pain the father felt after losing his son.

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Courtesy of Larry Madowo

This Is Why Kibera Is On The World Map For A Good Reason (photos)

According to the archives, the last time that Lutan Fyah was in the country was in 2012 around December at a concert. Not much has been mentioned about the said artist for the past couple of years. We probably forgot him as he went on doing his musical  business in Kingston, Jamaica. 

The Jamaican songwriter and artist has  been working on a new song and has been in the country where he has been shooting a video at Kibera. Credible information reveal that the Jamaican artist is actually shooting “kibera” a single from Johny Vigeti’s  new album which has been produced by Kenring. 

Featuring Lutan Fyah on a major video will put Kibera out on the world map. We shall furnish you with more details as they come. 

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Lutan Fyah shooting a part of a new jam at Kibera. 

In Case You Missed It, Here Is the Hilarious Photo Of Prezzo Doing Rounds On The Internet

Self-proclaimed king of bling, Prezzo, might have gone silent in as far as music is concerned, but that doesn’t necessarily mean his name would cease to wobble on people’s tongues.

Prezzo’s name is one again a hot topic on social media all thanks to one photo that popped up on the internet. The photo even made Prezzo come out of hibernation.

It’s not the first time the flamboyant rapper has made headline for a thing he did. Oh! He didn’t commit an offense by the way, his ‘peculiar’ look was what raised eyebrows.

Prezzo was meeting the embattled Nairobi Governor, Dr. Evans Kidero, when he caused a stir. While Kidero didn’t see anything wrong with Prezzo’s appearance, his associates were utterly shocked by his look.

Their nonverbal cues could tell the corporate guys saw the devil himself opening hell’s gates. Dyed hair, tattooed body, pierced ears, I mean these stuff are enough to scare old school folks.

Someone decided to add caption on the photo to help others comprehend what was transpiring at the scene of the incident.

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My Governor & I were not only on the same page but same paragraph, the rest were like “so this is what a cooperate thug looks like?” haha I love my life. It’s all about standing out & being outstanding at the same damn time

Juliani Learns The Qualities Of A Good Father. See What He Has For The First Time Ever Since His Girlfriend Brenda Wairimu Gave Birth

Celebrated singer Juliani has bounced back after months of silence. The singer’s silence was getting toll of him until yesterday when he decided to make a great come back with a brand new jam.

 Juliani became a father late last year when his girlfriend actress Brenda Wairimu sired for him a beautiful baby girl.

The birth of their child finally broke the puzzle that had bamboozled many after the two celebrities decided to make their affair a highly guarded secret, leaving little room for speculation and subsequent gossip.

Juliani has also been involved recently with improving the lives of the youths in Dandora and also a campaign against killing of elephants for their ivory.

This and many others could be the reasons why Juliani has been quiet for a while now but that has been ended thanks to the new jam he released yesterday.

The jam dubbed ‘One Day’ shows Juliani’s determination and ambition to become a successful person in the near future.

In the new video, Juliani is optimistic that despite the problems and difficult situations he is facing now, he will definitely be successful some day and his dream is to fly.

It is a jam that not only educates but also motivates and gives a listener hope that someday everything will be alright. The jam features harsh conditions that Juliani is going through but with optimism that they will all come to pass.

Here is the jam:

 

Sarah Hassan Goes Make-Up free. Is She Still As Beautiful? Find Out Here

Whether she is making a splash on the red carpet or glaming  up for TV or hitting up the streets of Nairobi, Sarah Hassan always looks exceptional.

She also has an experienced makeup artiste at her beck and call, always ready to make her look good.

But just like the rest of us, she sometimes chooses to pass over the makeup and let her God-given beauty take center stage.

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And with a face like this , who needs make up?

This is the Evidence That Love Conquers All. After Kaligraph Jones, Another Top Kenyan Rapper Releases a Love Song #Nakuhenza

Known as the ‘King of Controversy’ in Kenya’s music scene. Raj is back again with another single dubbed ‘Nakuhenza’ which means I Love You in Giriama. Take a sit, let me educate you a thing or two about Raj.

  • Raj’s real name actually happens to be Okemwa Rajiv, not only is he a singer but also a businessman, he actually happens to be the CEO & Producer of MusicBank.
  • He’s still a student, he is currently enrolled at UoN
  • Raj started his music journey 3yrs ago, in 2012.
  • So far he has released a 14-track mixtape, called FAC (Friday After Class) in 2014.
  • He remains true to his unique Style of Rap: the Kisii Flow (a blend of English, Swahili and Kisii..
  • In Feb 2015, Raj was signed to Kaka Empire Management which also manages Rabbit, Avril, Rich Mavoko from Tz, FemiOne and Owago Nyiro

Moving on, his new single is a love song (just in case you missed that from the title), the producer behind the singer is himself the Record label is MusicBank and management company Kaka Empire. Below is the audio to it, plans are underway to shoot the video in Mombasa which will then be released in May.

Enjoy!

{youtube}Vu1qmeDGc-g{/youtube}   Nakuhenza ft Teejay (Kenyan Hiphop/Rap)

{youtube}qJQXT65BLEM{/youtube}  Obe Baba (Official Kenyan Hiphop/Rap Video)

Did Akon Buy President Uhuru An Armored Mercedes Worth Kes 32.7 Million? (Photos)

Coughing Kes 32.7 million to buy an African President a bulletproof Mercedes Sprinter isn’t a big deal for pop superstar Akon, not at all. The dude is worth 7.4 billion, he can afford to get rid of some loose change!

Akon has decided to purchase an armored 2014 Mercedes Sprinter as a gift for an African President. According to American celebrity gossip site TMZ, the Senegalese-born singer ordered the van from a Florida-based Auto firm last year.

The singer hinted the van was a gift for an African President though he never said which one. This has ignited speculation as to which African leader was lucky enough to be gifted with the armored ride.

Of late, Akon increased his trips to the continent. He also rolled out an ambitious project to power one million African homes.

His ambitious project saw him meet our very own President. Their first meeting was in 2014 during U.S-Africa Leaders Summit in Washington. Akon met Uhuru on the sidelines of the conference and promised to visit Kenya which he did.

But that wasn’t the first time Akon actually showed he had a liking for the President, the singer was also the first international celebrity to congratulate Uhuru after winning the tightly contested 2013 presidential election.

See also: Akon Congratulates President Uhuru Kenyatta!

The last time Akon visited Kenya, during Airtel Trace Music grand Finale last month, he told members of the fourth estate he was Unye’s close buddy.

 


 

Back to the intriguing question; which African President did Akon buy the bulletproof Mercedes for? Could it be Uhuru?

Then again I have come to think of it, Uhuru already has an armored personnel carrier. He caused a stir with it during last year’s Madaraka Day celebration at Nyayo stadium. Why does he need an addition bulletproof van?

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Could Akon have bought Uhuru the Kes 32.7 Million van? Can’t blame me for speculating, there are tell tale signs all over. We tried reaching the president’s office to no avail.

Akon has also been close with other African Presidents, the van he bought could as well be a gift to any of them.

Check out photos of the bulletproof Mercedes below:

 

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SHOCKING: See What A House Help in Nairobi Was Caught On Camera Doing To Her Boss’ Baby (Video)

A house help in Nairobi is in police custody after she was caught on camera trying to breast feed her employer’s baby.

Grace Mwikali Muema who was only two days old in the house was captured by a nanny camera hidden in the house to monitor how house helps treat kids when their parents are away at work.

The camera captured her twice trying to breast feed a nine months old baby but the child resists and the house help gives up and allows it to continue playing.

The mother to the child told police that the camera was connected to her smart phone and she couldn’t bear it when she saw everything as it happened when she was at work.

She quickly rushed home and forced the house help to undergo tests at the nearby clinic to ascertain if she was HIV positive or had Hepatitis, two diseases that can be transmitted through breast feeding.

The house help denied committing the offence when asked and she was stunned when she was shown the video as captured by the camera.

The house help has no kid and this was taken as a sexual act. She will be charged with molestation.

Here is the video as it happened:

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Gospel singer Gerriey Wainaina Makes a Comeback With Another Hit Single (Video)

Gerriey Wainaina was a Kenyan Gospel musician nominee at Groove Awards 2010 and Talanta awards USA 2010 he won Talent Mania in 2008 his win song of the year was for peace under All African Council Of Churches 2010. His music rotates in the triad of faith, hope and love giving hope to the hopeless and restoring peace to all. He has worked under Hellen Mtawali who also happens to be his mentor, with this doors opened giving him a platform to perform under Afrizo in state functions; in 2008 and 2010 he played at Mashujaa Day University joint choir, and also played at vision 2030 launch. He then formed his band labelled Kalesa Band in 2007 under African Evangelistic Enterprise helped at the Jamhuri and Mathari camps which aims to use music to heal the nation.

In 2011 together with his band he did a concert on the 7th of August at the Memorial Park in remembrance of our beloved Kenyans who lost their lives. Alongside the Kalesa Band, they were backed by Zion (a hearing impaired) choir from St. Andrews Church. Gerriey has not onlyy performed in Kenya but also in Netherlands, Malawi and Tanzania.

“In my new album to be launched I have two peace songs Amani(which won) and Mkenya song not forgetting a Christmas song featuring Mbuvi and Ian Mbugua (project fame judge). I will be performing the Mkenya song and Amani song together with Riara Groups of School Kindergarten in November in there end term concert where I work in music” Gerriey expounds.

Walk the talk is an album urging everybody to not just believe but match our good deeds with our good actions if we want peace we should be that peace from inside out

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Rich Kids Of Instagram Kenya: This 2 Year Old Owns A HTC One M8 Among Other Fancy Things. Kid Balls Like a Rapstar!

This is a follow up of the article that I penned last week about @jamarijamjam, the 2 year old son of Kenya’s most talented Dj Act, Creme de la creme. You can familiarize yourself here

 The young baller is barely two weeks old on isntagram, actually today is his 13th day on Instagram, in those few days the rich kid of Instagram has made 15 posts, followed 5 people, His parents, Me (of course) His Auntie and the landlord. In those few days, he has managed to get a following of 1800 people who follow his life closely marveling and ogling at his HTC One M8 that makes the posts- You might want to convince yourself that the HTC belongs to the parents- but if you follow the Cremes, you will note that the couple use I phones (Iphone-six plus) 

That means our little man uses his own phone. To play candy crush saga and make posts on Instagram. 

Keeping up with the Cremes. 

@JamariJamjam This is the latest. 

 

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Can christmas get here already

Sonko Stuns Nairobians Again! See What He Has Done

 

The Sonko Rescue Team aka SRT is currently the most talked about thing in town and beyond. An initiative started by Nairobi Senator Mike Mbuvi Sonko to better the lives of Nairobians, the Sonko Rescue Team has caused tongues wagging with many wondering how the flamboyant politician acquires property for this initiative.

This has gotten others ranting though. The latest to throw a tantrum at Sonko is his former close ally Nairobi Women Rep Rachel Shebeshi who said the other day that Sonko is a con swindling money from unknown Kenyans to build himself politically.

However, Sonko has added salt to the already paining wound in many people’s hearts by adding another important fleet to his SRT.

Sonko has introduced five tracks that will supply free clean water to Nairobians and two borehole drillers that will help drill boreholes for Nairobians in areas with shortage of water.

Sonko has shared photos of his new acquisition and told Nairobians that everything is meant for them. He said:

Watu Wangu,

I am happy to announce to you that Sonko Rescue Team has acquired 2 BOREHOLE SINKING MACHINES that can sink a borehole within 3 days. We have also acquired 5 More large Water Tankers that can each hold 50,000 litres of water at a go. The Water Tankers will now be able to supply more water for free to many more residents who have been having problems with water. The Borehole Sinking Machines will sink boreholes for residents in areas facing water challenges. The Water Shortages in different areas within Nairobi have been stressful to many hardworking residents and now through God’s Grace we are offering permanent solutions to water shortages. We shall also be reinforcing the county Gvt fire engines incase they ran out of water. I sincerely thank all of you for your continued prayers and welcome all Well Wishers to come and assist in upgrading the value of the Nairobi Residents. Mungu Azidi Kuwabariki Wote!!

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Who Knew Millionaires Also Have a Heart?? Meet Michelle Kariuki, The Brain-Child Behind The Foundation That Seeks to Help Unprivileged Families

 

Pink Gal Foundation was founded by 16 year old Michelle Kariuki daughter to the multimillionaire Joe Kariuki who is UK based and currently in Form 6 studying Psychology/Health and Social Care. She is interested in helping out vulnerable females because she believes teenagers receive a lot of pressure to look a certain way and act a certain way. However, she would like females to know that they are beautiful inside and out. Teenage girls find it hard to speak out to their carers, so she came up with the ‘universal girl talk’ which is a mingle section inside Pink Gal Foundation so that they are able to speak out their thoughts without feeling uncomfortable. She would like to be a blessing in someone’s life, help the less unfortunate because she have it in mind that we all deserve a good life.

Michelle didn’t manage to travel for the occasion so his dad took control of everything and it was perfect.

A total of 70 kids from three different orphanages managed to attend the event.
Guests present were;

  • King of rap Collo
  • Socialite Risper Faith
  • (Samburu rappers-Zizza Siampa and Demalee Dantez.)

Pink Gal Foundation believes that girls can excel and reach their potential as women leaders if their rights, empowerment and education are fully supported and promoted.

  • Pink Gal Foundation mobilizes financial and human resources and channels them directly to girls who are economically deprived, at risk of harmful cultural practices and in countries of instability.
  • Pink Gal Foundation envisions girls are empowered and retained in school to attain quality education with support of whole communities. Quality education in a violent free, supportive and conducive environment in the home, school and community builds their career aspirations leading them to walk in the fullness of their potential as women leaders.

‘ Hence their Slogan; Because God says you’re worth it!.

 

Barely Months After Being Labeled a ‘Prostitute’, Vera Sidika Promises a Bountiful Scenery to All Thirsty Men in The CBD

The brainchild behind the ‘looking for Caro’ mantra will be gracing Nairobi’s finest entertainment scene this weekend.

Now I know based on the latest poorly performed Nigerian show that we were all looking forward to did not leave Nigerian artistes at the best of lights but that was one artiste. Who fortunately does not represent the capability of performing for the rest of the artiste. So stop being sceptical.

He is one of the most famous artistes under Wizkid’s Star-Boy record label, and he seems to be pushing for more glory. The fast rising singer L.A.X, is famous for his hits such as Ginger and Caro that features Wizkid and Starboy. This shall be L.A.X’s first visit to Kenya. I’m thinking it will rock! Then Skylux being the host and organizers, I no longer hope but BELIEVE it shall be an Epic night!

The night is dubbed ‘Art of Luxury’, aside from L.A.X headlining the event, the BOOTYfull Vera Sidika will be the host. On the decks will be;

  • Dj Joe Mfalme
  • Dj Lexx Montanah
  • Dj Slick

Eye-con Photography will be in the house too.

Dress code is All Black everything. Do carry your Caro or not (you might find her there)

See the below poster for more details.

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Sauti Sol Shed Tears For The Massacred Garissa Victims And Give Their Views On The Relationship Between Kenyan Christians and Muslims

The recent Garissa attacks which left 147 Kenyans dead have sent chills down the spines of many Kenyans, eliciting different reactions and condemnations from all quarters.

The country is yet to come to terms with the unfortunate and untimely happenings and many have showed their support for the survivors and families of those who lost their loved once in the attack.

As tributes pour in from all corners of the globe for the departed heroes and heroines, Kenya’s finest singing group, Sauti Sol, has shed a tear for the fallen students and staff.

In an exclusive interview with BET Networks, Sauti Sol’s four members: Mudigi, Bien, Chimano and Otieno have expressed their disgust at the killings, saying this was uncalled for.

They said the students were looking for education to better their futures and should not have been killed in such a horrific circumstance.

They challenged the relevant authorities to ensure security for all.

What about the relationship between Muslims and Christians in Kenya?

Sauti Sol say they believe there is no religion that teaches its people to kill others so that they can get into heaven. They believe that Muslims and Christians should respect one another and animosity should be build amongst them by Al Shabaab.

Here is the interview as it went down with BET Networks:

 

Battle Lines Drawn! Frasha Vs Lady Bee! Find Out Which Top Gospel Musician Has Shifted Gear To Openly Endorse Frasha

Where do you belong? Celebrities are busy pledging allegiance to the two music heavyweights who are eying top seat at MSCK in the forthcoming elections.

Gospel or secular, that doesn’t matter now, celebrities are inclining towards candidates that they think will best address their interest.

MCSK elections are only five days away, but the cracks they have already created amongst celebrities are huge enough to result to bad blood amongst some celebrities.

Lady Bee and Frasha have been pitted together to battle it out for the director’s seat for Nairobi. Their ambitions have seen fellow artists almost tearing each other in public.

On the first day of this month, Nonini made an April Fool’s Day joke that rubbed Frasha the wrong way. It was a simple jest but Frasha blew it out of proportion.

See also: Nonini’s Prank On Frasha Goes Wrong As The P-Unit Star Comes Out Raging In Anger

One would think all gospel musicians should be behind Lady Bee’s back but this isn’t the case, not at all. Top gospel rapper, Holy Dave, has openly endorsed Frasha for the director’s post at MCSK.

 

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                                                                Holy Dave

 

The rapper showered Frasha with praise revealing how he was the most suitable candidate for the post. Will his stand also create animosity among other celebrities? I mean it seems like sheer betrayal on the face of gospel fraternity. Anyway it’s just an election after all, right?

Click the next page to see what Holy Dave had to say about Frasha:


Artistes, who are members of the Music Copyright Society of Kenya (MCSK), are hardly involved in the goings-on of the society. Most just wait to get their royalties and then complain when they earn less than they expect

On June 20th 2012, in an unprecedented move, together with 500 other musicians we stormed the budget committee and MCSK Foundation elections at Blue Springs Hotel and legally voted in four of our own to head the two offices. Mongolo made it to the MCSK Foundation, Frasha made it to the budget committee and we vowed that next we would change the board of directors and put young, new and competent faces. For effective change we need to overhaul the board of directors, where power actually lays. Well, the time has come. It’s time to introduce proper accountability and management structures to shape our industry and building an environment that can allow a young talented Kenyan to build a successful career in the arts, just as in developed countries

I ENDORSE FRASHA AS THE NAIROBI MCSK DIRECTOR. He’s intelligent, experienced and as a successful urban artiste he understands the plight of the modern day Kenyan musician. His campaign manifesto highlights are: 1. Building transparency 2. Reducing bloated expenses 3. Logs to be made public. Voting will be done by MCSK registered members on April 21st at Nyayo Stadium (Basketball arena) from 8am-4pm. “MCSK ni sisi”, let’s come out and vote. For everyone else you can help spread the word by sharing the poster on your social media platforms and making noise

Cc @iamfrasha

Team Mafisi, Another Perfect Excuse to Drool Over Skimpy Dressed Women in The CBD

Are you single or in a relationship? Or is it those complicated situation-ship you just don’t wanna talk about? Whatever your status, this is the perfect plot to grace this Month!

Truelove Signature Management Presents; The Homecoming of Loyalty Models.

A Night dedicated to nothing short of fun and more fun.

Truelove have lined up some awesome activities from;

  • Live Performances from Chrome and Vista
  • Lasses and gents sashaying on the runway showcasing their beautified and chiseled bodies
  • Dancing competitions, this is when you should go back to YouTube and learn a few dancing tricks
  • Speed dating; singles, sharpen those eyebrows and lines, you might be walking out with someone awesome for the night.

The event will be going down at SkyWorld Lounge, located on Tom Mboya. Leone House 2nd and 3rd floor at the Ronald Ngala Junction.

See poster for more details

After Nick Mutuma Flaunted His Audi, Another Kenyan Celeb Shows Off His New German Machine

When it comes to German cars, three brands stand out Mercedes, BMW and Audi .

While the Mercedes and BMW have always been popular especially among those with ‘old money’, the car with the iconic four ring emblem has become a go to choice especially for the youth.

This is because it provides engineering so good that it can only be German and a natural flair that will have necks breaking when you cruise by. Nick Mutuma recently acquired an Audi and so did Rapper Attitude who shared this grainy picture of his new acquisition:

 

IMPORTANT: Tips On How To Keep Safe In Case Of A Security Threat Like An Attack By Terrorists

 

Kenyans have found themselves in dangerous situations like those of terrorist attacks and insurgence, with many remaining helpless because of the manner in which the killers attack and the sophisticated weapons they normally carry.

The latest incident is that of the Garissa massacre where 147 Kenyans lost their lives after Al Shabaab insurgents attacked them as they enjoyed their sleep two weeks ago.

It is one of the darkest days in the history of Kenya, and many have been questioning why the government has failed to guaranteed security to its citizens.

When the militants killed innocent Kenyans in Mandera late last year, President Uhuru Kenyatta made an infamous utterance which angered many Kenyans. He said that security starts with you and me. However, later on it turned out that his words were taken out of context.

But even as we ponder the loss of our fellow countrymen, it is prudent that we learn some of the necessary security tips that to some extent could get us out of trouble if we found ourselves in compromising situations.

Simple but important steps could save a life or two rather than losing all of the lives in a place when terrorists attack.

Arimus Kenya has compiled a video dubbed Kaa Chonjo highlighting some of the security tips that could get you out of trouble in case danger arose when you least expect.

Watch the clip here:

 

Ladies & Gents, It’s Time to Stop Croaking in The Shower & Come For The Ultimate Karaoke Night

All you need do is leave the comfort of your shower and scurry down to the Scratch Bar and show everyone that you were born a music star. It’s going to be the most amazing mid-week fun, so get ready and fine tune your vocal chords!

Stage Fright?? They have got you covered with some liquid courage; free shots for every singer. Karaoke Night happens every other Wednesday giving lovers of music a platform to scream their hearts out.

Personally, I like Karaoke not for the singing but the performances. Where people find the courage to stand in front of strangers and blow off steam through singing is unknown to me, but then, that’s just me

A night of plenty singing, delicious food, spending only 160/- on beer cans and many more is what you deserve in mid-week.

Scratch is located on Moi Avenue, 2nd floor of Sonalux House

Come ready to let loose, sing and dance all night!

Brenda Wairimu Shares More Photos Of Her Baby With Juliani. We Can Guess Which Parent The Kid Looks Like

She may be a very public figure starring in some of the biggest productions in Kenya such as Kona, Changing Times and Mali but Brenda Wairimu has never been one to air her private life.

While some celebs share very intimate details of their relationships and family, Brenda observes strict discretion and secrecy despite choosing a career in the entertainment industry where people know your business.

If you thought she shielded her relationship with Juliani fiercely from the public eye, then with her daughter she is more protective. She has had us playing a game of jigsaw puzzle, haring bits and pieces of her body parts, such as arm her and a leg there, but I think we now have a vague idea of who the baby looks like judging from the skin color.

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Did You Know Citizen TV’s Terryanne Chebet Has a 9 Year Old Daughter? She Has Her Mother’s Smile (Photos)

 

Citizen TV’s screen siren Terryanne Chebet has a beautiful daughter that stole her winsome smile from her. She has always been impressive on the screen, her smile is the secret weapon and even Team Mafisi can definitely agree.

Nine years ago, the glowing news anchor gave birth to a gorgeous daughter whom she named Imani. The kid has now grown some inches to reach her mother’s shoulders; she still has some years to make it to her mom’s height.

A parent’s joy is to see their children pass various stages of life to fulfill their ambitions. Terryanne is no different. Yesterday, Imani was celebrating her 9th birthday and her mom played her parental cards impressively.

Flooding kids with presents isn’t the only thing you can to during their big day, one also need to make them know how you feel about them and the vital role they play in your life.

The Citizen TV news anchor did that exactly. She penned a moving letter to express her gratitude to the Almighty for giving her Imani. Probably the daughter must have read what her mother wrote and she must have felt appreciated.

Below is the letter and photos of Terryanne and her daughter. Oh! Before I forget, the entire team Ghafla! wish Imani a late happy birthday!

My daughter Imani turns 9 today. It’s been an incredible journey being a mother to the smartest girl I know. I love her with all my heart and with all I am..God chose to bless me with you, the biggest blessing I have ever received. I thank God for you every day!

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Here is Your Golden Opportunity to be The Big Name in Tv, Surpassing The Likes of Larry Madowo & Lulu Hassan

There will be auditions at the TVC this weekend on the 18th-19th of April.

The audition will be held by TVC who are in search of

  • Tv Talk Show Hosts
  • TV News Anchors
  • Screen Actor/Actresses

If you are interested send your application via email to audition@tvc.co.ke . Check the poster of what details you ought to send.

The auditions will be running from 8am-5pm on the set both days.

The TVC offices are located Mugumo Rd, Lavington (just after Lavington Mall) No.28

See poster for more details.

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Into the Dark Escapades at Club Hypnotica. How it All Went Down And How Things Would Have Just Been Perfect if This Pretty “portable” was in The House

 

So yesterday the Ghafla team made their way to club Hypnotica for the launch of Into the Dark, a new Whiskey which has veered into the market. It’s pretty awesome by the way so try it out next time you hit the clubs.

Anyway, as I was seated there sipping away and having the time of my life I noticed particular lass sitting alone at the far corner- very good looking in a little black dress with matching shoes and mascara. She was straight out of a movie screen and I had to go and make a move.

And a move did I make only to hit a dead end courtesy of her malfunctioning smart phone. Apparently she wanted to give me her precious time but she just couldn’t; she had bigger fish to fry! First of all her friends who were supposed to meet her there at a club hadn’t yet shown up and now she couldn’t reach them because her phone was dead. Already 2 hours had passed.

That was unfortunate, would have loved to offer her my phone but it was off too. That was not even the problem; she needed to reach her cab guy to take her home as well. Okay, I suggested she pick out just a cab guy considering they were plenty in Westlands. There was still an issue, all her money was in Mpesa.

Now she was worried how she was going to get home and especially how she was going to pass through the dark pathway to her house, apparently it gets messy when it rains and she needs her phone to serve as a flashlight. It was quite a sad scenario so I just offered her cab fare and escorted her out. In the process I could see her trying to fit her big phone into her small purse- I didn’t even ask for her number.

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When I was going back, I couldn’t help but wonder how things would have worked out if she only owned the Kaduda phone by Orange. To start with, it’s properly functioning battery would have ensured that she wouldn’t have lost touch with her friends. Not even that, if I owned a Kaduda myself, I would have been in a position to help out.

And the Kaduda is a twin sim so your contact list is pretty much sorted. Most of her contacts were saved in her other line which was at home so it was impossible to reach her friends. And it has the best flashlight so those embarrassing moments of finding yourself in a pool of dirty water would have been mitigated at all cost.

In addition it has a good camera so those selfies would have been in order. Not only that, it has Bluetooth so I would have gone ahead to share with all friends who don’t think I’m capable of talking to a hot woman. I would have even shared the same on Facebook and put all the haters to rest*sigh*

In simple, my night would have been epic.

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Why Activist Bonface Mwangi Will Always Remain In The Hearts Of Many Kenyans Despite Hatred From Some Quarters

When Bonface Mwangi left his job in one of the media houses in Kenya to become an activist, many dismissed his move as they told him on his face that he wouldn’t go far with his plan. He was seen as a dejected man who was desperate for fame and recognition while very few people believed in him and gave him a chance to practice what was the desire of his heart.

Boniface Mwangi first came into the limelight in the 2008 post-election violence which saw more than 1000 Kenyans lose their lives thanks to the political and tribal intolerance that locked this country.

Boniface went into deeper depths to uncover how Kenyans turned against each other and butchered their neighbours mercilessly.

He painted a clear picture of the violence, something that attracted the attention of the world. Boniface would later on get recognized for his efforts to foster piece and tolerance among Kenyans when he won an award for his involvement in the same.

And since his debut as an activist, Boniface has never looked back.

He has been almost everywhere where he is supposed to be. He has been the real activist that Kenyans want.

When someone grabbed the Lang’ata Primary School playground for private development, Mwangi led fellow activists to demonstrate to demand the return of the grabbed land. It was here that the school’s kids were tear-gassed by police officers to disperse them as they brought down the wall that had been erected by the private developer.

Boniface was largely criticized for rallying pupils to demonstrate, with many saying that kids should not be involved in demonstrations.

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Lang’ata Primary School kids demonstrating

However, people forgot that it was the kids’ land that had been grabbed. Several conspiracy theories arose to taint Mwangi’s name and it was here that I personally met him when a well edited video emerged showing the activists throwing a teargas canister to the kids to frame the police.

Boniface expressed himself and denied the allegations. He was sincere. But one thing that stood out was the fact that the kids got back their playground. Boniface’s involvement is the only language that the government clearly understands.

He has been arrested before for shouting down the President as he delivered his speeches. Remember that infamous arrest at the Nyayo National Stadium as then President Mwai Kibaki made his speech? Mwangi was clearly frustrated by the regime and this was the only place he could meet the president to vent his frustrations.


Fast forward to the past two weeks, Boniface Mwangi has been the talking point after Al Shabaab insurgents massacred 147 people in Garissa University College. It was one of the darkest days in the history of Kenya as innocent students were sprayed with bullets by the terrorists, leaving a large number dead.

Boniface Mwangi set a night vigil at the Freedom Corner at Uhuru Park where Kenyans have been holding vigil for the 147 victims of the Garissa Massacre.

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Masks bearing names of the 147 victims of the Garissa massacre

It is here that Mwangi and his team organized the Garissa Memorial Concert yesterday to remember the 147 innocent Kenyans who lost their lives during the insurgence.

The concert turned out to be a big success thanks to Boniface Mwangi’s involvement and his genius. Today many Kenyans woke up to the name of Boniface being sung all over the social and main stream media for all the good reasons.

It can be remembered that Boniface was part of the mourners who attended the burial of Benard Tonui, the RECCE Squad officer killed as he saved lives in the Garissa attack. It was here that Boniface painted yet again a clear picture of how Tonui’s family lives in abject poverty, prompting the whole nation to react and pledge support for the Tonui family.

Many have dismissed Mwangi saying he is being funded by some international NGOs to give the government sleepless nights but they do not see how this man has put his life in danger to champion for the rights of others.

Kenya has had activists before. The likes of Okiya Omtata, Al-Amin Kimathi and Betty Waitherero have done incredibly well for this country. But Boniface Mwangi stands out as the greatest activist Kenya has ever seen.

He shall surely remain in the hearts of those who care as one of the few men and women who put their lives in danger to better the lives of many Kenyans.

Boniface Mwangi remains the voice of the voiceless. He never tires. One of his fans wondered how Boniface manages to remain active despite the huddles activists normally face. He simply told him, “I do get tired, angry, frustrated then l retreat to recharge while others keep the struggle going.” And this is what has kept Bonnie going.

Vera Sidika Posts This Photo And It Causes MAJOR Controversy!

 

Born in the picturesque coastal area of Kenya, Vera Sidika has become a well known socialite, a respected event host, a philanthropist, and owner of popular Hair Lounge, Vera Sidika Hair Lounge. She is also known for courting controversy consciously and unconsciously .Like she did yesterday when she shared this photo of Miss Tanzania 2000, Jacqueline, popularly known as K-lynn and her hubby Tanzanian Tycoon Reginald Mengi on a honeymoon after their quaint wedding in Mauritius.

queenveebosset #honeymoondestination#island #newlywed #beautifulcouple #greatview 

 

 

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As you probably know their union has been heavily criticized due to the huge age gap and her fans had to say this about the photo Sidika shared

miss_cand_ice Her honeymoon goal is to marry her grandfather

shmexce_memo Nilicheki ii staff nkashtuka…shiieett!! @ndindi_mbai

karma_maureen @msohshaffer can’t believe kayline amemarika na msee mzee ivi

mykiss1 Mmmmh mahaba niizeeshe mie @aznature wink

newtechmobileaccessories Musituchanganye akili zetuuu, Helaa hizoooo

newtechmobileaccessories Mzee ataka utami , Mtoto ataka mihela

 kuryanprincess @kweyukweyu true though…some sluts r busy talking shit while they sleep with older men who are peoples husbands

shareneehoward Viagra overdose@muuru_the_ninja age is nothing but a number.

kanyi_1 An old man marrying a young girl is like someone buying a book for others to read

tedyholly Her with his ancestors on honeymoon lol

sensei_muuru Then you give him viagra overdose then you get shocked when he dies you’re not even the next of kin joke on you

tedyholly Her with his ancestors on honeymoon lol

 sensei_muuru Then you give him viagra overdose then you get shocked when he dies you’re not even the next of kin joke on you 17h

 

 kuryanprincess @kweyukweyu true though…some sluts r busy talking shit while they sleep with older men who are peoples husbands
shareneehoward Viagra overdose@muuru_the_ninja age is nothing but a number. 16
kanyi_1 An old man marrying a young girl is like someone buying a book for others to read 1
tedyholly Her with his ancestors on honeymoon lol 17h

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 sensei_muuru Then you give him viagra overdose then you get shocked when he dies you’re not even the next of kin joke on you 17h

tedyholly Her with his ancestors on honeymoon lol 17h

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 sensei_muuru Then you give him viagra overdose then you get shocked when he dies you’re not even the next of kin joke on you 17h

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This Is How To Get A Free Famous Grouse Bottle And Enjoy An All-You-Can Eat Nyama Choma

Barbecue Live year in year out has been holding some epic event with organizers aiming to revamp the event every other time. Their 8th edition will have all the restaurants at the Barbecue Live 8th Edition running an all-you-can eat offer at the event for only sh.1,000 per person. You better get ready to feast on some very delicious & well-prepared barbecue by the best chefs we have in town. Come find out how much you can eat

There are ONLY 18 Days left to the event. And these are the lined-up entertainers that will be headlining;

Buy your advance tickets at only 1500/= (inclusive of a free The Famous Grouse bottle upon entry) from:
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Group tickets available here:
✔Loopah>>http://loopah.co.ke/shop/upcoming-events/1808

Physical tickets are now available at :
Sirville Brewery and Lounge (Nakumatt Galleria Mall,1st Floor)
Ranalo Foods Kosewe (Next to Nation Center)

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Communication Authority of Kenya (CAK)’s Francis Wangusi Booted Amid Jeers From The 3 Media Houses He Had Running Battles With Over Digital Migration

 

It seems time for the man behind the battles between the three major media houses on the land and the Communication Authority of Kenya (CAK) over digital migration is up at the authority.

Francis Wangusi is remembered for his tough tackles against the three media houses following the digital migration saga that saw four major TV stations go off air for a record three weeks to protest what they said is harassment and forced migration from the government.

NTV, KTN, Citizen and QTV shut down to protest Wangusi’s stance, only to resume broadcasting after reaching an agreement with the authority.

And now it seems Wangusi’s days as the Director General of the CAK are over after the government advertised for the position.

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Wangusi holds that position.

The media houses which faced Wangusi’s wrath are already rejoicing his departure which is not very clear. Whether Wnagusi has been booted or retired is a topic for another day.

One celebrated journalist has posted his joy at the idea that Wangusi is leaving his post as the Director Genaral of the CAK.

 

Pierra Makena; Taking Sexy to Rongai

She is the hottest DJ in the 254 and she knows that too well. DJ Pierra Makena Plans to show off her sexiness in a party that has been dubbed ‘Sexy Saturday’.

If you want to be part of the action better be saving some coins because the party will be going down two weeks from now, on 25th of April to be precise.

The location of cause will be Ronga at Ladida Lounge. That entertainment hotspot sure has all the accessories revelers need to have an awesome night.

Dress code: Simply sexy and sophisticated

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Larry Madowo Flaunts His Millions. NTV Must Really Pay Well (Photo)

At NTV, Larry Madowo is a well respected news anchor, TV show host and event MC But little do people know that Larry maintains this facade so that nobody will know that he is in fact a millionair.

Yep you read that right, he is a millionaire that is in Vietnamese dongs (LOL Dongs how does one say that with a straight face)
Larry Madowo took to Instagram to flaunt his new found wealth which amounts to 2,619,242 dongs. This is because1 US Dollar equals to 21595.00 dongs and he had 100 Dollars which is 2,159,500 Vietnamese Dongs He also had 20 Euros which is 459,742 Vietnamese Dongs.

I  was a temporary multi-millionaire in Vietnam. 1 Kenyan shilling = 233 Dong. So yeah, that was just over $100 and maybe €20 thrown in. Feels good to buy stuff in the millions, like a boss!” he wrote after displaying this:

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Corazon Kwamboka Admits She Is A Lousy Smoker. The Reactions She Got After Her Confession Is What Will Excite You Though

It isn’t surprising Corazon admitted to being a perennial smoker, after all her kind has shocked the country before, anything from them goes.

Socialites are funny beings, the things they do sometimes makes one wonder whether some bolts are loose upstairs.

They say there is no such kind of thing as negative publicity, it seems socialites are well aware of this that’s why they can do all they have to do to attract attention to them.

Corazon took to the social media to announce shisha smoking was her other profession. Even with all the risks associated with smoking, the proud socialite was happy to admit she was a lousy smoker.

“They say I smoke too much shisha and I agreeeeee!” Wrote Corazon.

Yes, Corazon is competing with Industrial area chimneys to pass smoke out of her nasal cavity. The socialite posted photos of herself doing that exactly.

 

 

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The comments she got after uploading the photos are insanely hilarious. Click the next page to check them out:


abio2: Life is short… live a “smocking” life…

brian_breez: But I keep staring at our tities thou (drake’s voice)

chanel_lurv: I also agree u smoke too much en btw u are a lady Lilly if u really love urself en u want to live a. Happly life then u better stop smoking coz imagine by the end of tha day u don benefit anything from that smoking so plz stop en if u feel that’s offensive then as days en years go en come u’ll get to realize wat ur doing to yohself has no benefit bt affecting yoh health…

mozeygaruhanga: This is the real deal

chanel_lurv: knw u find it so funny…bt I don’t bt that was an advice nt a preach dia…LOL Lilly u crazy

akereauto Nice one……..

jean_mase: gotta find the risks of smoking shish , hey but have fun with it..lol

geoka19: Winning attitude.

benediction1st: Buh too much smoke ain’t good for a woman pussy

254joe: Lilly your boob is gonna fall out

Robsmagic: Cheki boobs zako zinaanguka nje

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Nation FM Queen Attacks Sonko After He Moved To Court To Sue Kidero For Blocking Roundabouts

 

Roundabouts on major roads in Nairobi have been closed down over the past one week in a bid to easy traffic jams and congestion in the city. However, as it turned out, this move, according to many road users, has backfired as traffic along the major roads has doubled since the blocking of the roundabouts.

This prompted Mike Sonko, who has since stepped aside as Nairobi Senator to pave way for investigation into corruption allegations leveled against him, to file a case in court suing his counterpart Governor Evans Kidero for causing traffic jams by erecting what he calls busaa drums on roundabouts.

“Today I filed a case at the high court seeking the removal of all the illegal barriers/busaa drums at the roundabouts in the city which have been inconveniencing city motorists leading to heavy traffic jams in major city roads and highways.”

Kidero has since ordered the roundabouts to be opened temporarily as the Southern by-pass is rehabilitated.

And now Sonko’s move to sue Kidero has angered Nation FM veteran presenter Angela Angwenyi who has blasted Sonko for not finding a reason to work with Kidero for the betterment of the city life.

In her morning show on Nation FM, Angela wondered why Sonko always finds everything about Kidero negative and cannot work with him as elected leaders.

She lamented that the differences between the two are bringing down development in the capital as they cannot work together.

Sonko himself has been heavily criticized for his Sonko Rescue Team which many believe is a scheme to defraud Nairobians by masquerading as a helper.

The latest to blast Sonko over his rescue team is his former friend turned foe Nairobi Women Rep Rachel Shebesh.

 

Popular TV Station Makes a Hilarious Blunder See What They Told the President to Do To Kaimenyi

It seems Kenyans are always on the alert and media houses have got to be more careful.

In recent , a certain media house made a hilarious mistake and Kenyans are certainly having a ball with it

The station, GBSTV wrote this rather hilarious comment on their news bar. They wrote “ODM wants president to suck Kaimenyi’ using “suck” instead of “sack”and since we are perverse nation, this elicited one too many laughs

 

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Here are some reactions to this slip-up

Robinson Mwenda; Lol..wacha anyonywe

Blessed Lu C Sonnie: haiya..say what?njuri ncheke must see this….tihihi

Wakasa Sarah; ODM is kinky

Ben Mulwa; Nairobi Aviation College…Good Lord!

Mildred Odongo Hehehe, products of Zetech university and aviation. Why can’t employers go for quality? Any how, the standards of intelligence in this country are deteriorating especial in the critical media industry. The requirement to get a job is a pretty face, fake accent and a big butt, if you have neither of those then you are doomed. sad. An intelligent person would have cross checked the spellings again.

In their defense, they were probably super exhausted, working in the media isn’t easy

Last Call: Register For System Rave Deejay Academy Before It’s Too Late

He has grasped a considerable chunk in Nairobi and now he has opted to move to Nax-Vegas. Gospel mix whiz, DJ Mo is expanding his business to Nakuru Country.

System Unit has now opened its latest branch in flamingo down. The deejaying school has been flourishing in the capital city now it has gone to seek fresh untapped talent in Nakuru.

System Unit, Nakuru Campus is located at Prime Plaze, 5th floor, room number 504. If you are in Nakuru and you have a passion in mixing, better pay System Unit a visit. They are the best you can ever wish to train with!

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