Uhm we can all agree that Deejaying is hard, Here are the ten dumbest Kenyan Deejay Names!
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Month: May 2015
Marya’s Boyfriend Finally Speaks Out!
After his romantic fling with Marya was struck by damaging revelations, Kevin Mutisya (Marya’s boo) has come out of the closet to make his voice heard.
Marya is almost shattering the internet with her romantic affair. The singer is alleged to be dating a married man.
Marya’s beau has since surfaced to comment on the pesky allegation he has been slapped with. Kevin seems to be unshaken by the accusations leveled against him.
The guy is in love, whether folks condemn him for cheating on his wife with Marya or not doesn’t seem to be itching him. After all polygamy is still legal in Africa or is it not?
The ninja posted a photo of Marya and himself all happy, the caption was what tells you the dude doesn’t give a f*ck about what people say.
Don’t destroy yourself by allowing negative people add gibberish and debris to your character, reputation, and aspirations. Keep all dreams alive but discreet, so that those with unhealthy tongues won’t have any other option than to infest themselves with their own diseases.
Larry Madowo Leads The Online Onslaught Against Laura Oyier’s 800 Kshs Water
Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani is the world’s most expensive bottled water costing around $60,000 per 750 ml. The reason why it’s so pricey is because the bottle is made of 24 karats pure gold with the water itself containing a dash of gold dust.
The second most expensive water is the Japanese Kona Nigari Water which costs $402 and is believed to help in weight loss, stress reduction and improves your skin. Looking at these two it makes sense why it cost so much.
Kenya’s most expensive water goes at 800 Kshs and it’s ridiculously packaged with no benefits that set it apart from your usual bottled water. Yes I get a girl’s got to hustle but you have also got to give people value for their money.
But that’s just my opinion.
Kenyans on Twitter led by Larry Madwoo are also going wild with this Laura oyier water thing and had this to chip in:
Larry Madowo: Drank the Sh800 Laura Oyier water but didn’t get the accent. I’m not doing life right
Alex Genius :@LarryMadowo boss ukikunywa maji ya sh800 si unakojoa dasani? Accent ulikosa juu hukukunywa na deni.
ΚΞνiη θηΖεяε™ @SirCave_inn :@LarryMadowo 800Bob buys a 3.2 litre flask with tea inside na ubaki na change ya kununua mkate ndogo, maji ya 40/= na fare ya kufika Rongai.
Boniface Mwangi :If you have Sh800 bob to spare buy a book by a Kenyan author,a Kenyan film or music CD,use the change for Sh30 water
Ike Kenneth @IkeOjuok :@lauraoyierstar do you think Kenyans can buy a bottle of water @800? Unless kama ni dawa ya ukimwi
Wayua Muli @MizMuli@SpryVoice Lol.. If she drinks it and gets her eyebrows back I’ll
Paji @wakariowa: HAHA sisi bigwigs tume endorse hiyo maji ya @lauraoyierstar. Ni maji ya uhai
DavidaMWAbe: @lauraoyierstar u must be sick. unauza designer water at kshs.800 na bado unatumia yahoo mail for orders?
jared orangi @jaorangi :@lauraoyierstar kwani bado unatafuta pesa ya kulipa ile deni??? Water800bob.@LarryMadowo
Brodrick Kituri @brod_ricky : @lauraoyierstar @larrymadowo eeh 800 Apo nimelipa bill ya stima 300, ya maji ya kanjo 300 balance ni mandazi 50 breko ya 2weeks iyo.
Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_ @LarryMadowo The @lauraoyierstar 800ksh water was a nice comic break. Kenyans are becoming too serious lately
#TeamTaiwan Coach™ @teamtaiwan:Hii #ItsMyWater inakaa byproduct fulani ya @lauraoyierstar
DavidaMWAbe @DavidaMWAbe :@lauraoyierstar u must be sick. unauza designer water at kshs.800 na bado unatumia yahoo mail for orders?
Nefertiti @ReloadNefertiti :@theRonaldRotich @LarryMadowo @lauraoyierstar I think atakupea hiyo credit, ulipe baadaye.
jared orangi @jaorangi :@lauraoyierstar kwani bado unatafuta pesa ya kulipa ile deni??? Water800bob.@LarryMadowo
Brodrick Kituri @brod_ricky : @lauraoyierstar @larrymadowo eeh 800 Apo nimelipa bill ya stima 300, ya maji ya kanjo 300 balance ni mandazi 50 breko ya 2weeks iyo.
KenyanMade! @Sick_Steez ; @lauraoyierstar @LarryMadowo in your case you’ve got a lot! You’ve got to be willing 2 be hated on and stir up controversy.
Brian Adams @bryaux :@lauraoyierstar : #itsmywater at 800/- kwani ni maji ya uzima
maytes @doclewisville:Aye @lauraoyierstar hiyo maji yako unatengeneza aje??nikaoga nayo nitableach???
Waliovuma! Remember Vinnie Banton Popularly Of Githurai Hit? This Is What The Father Of Three Now Does (Photos)
He dominated headlines during his heydays, but the spotlight faded out on Vinnie Banton almost as fast as it illuminated him.
Last Friday night, Ghafla! caught up with Kenya’s pioneer ragga artist, Vinnie Banton, to shed light on his whereabouts.
Most of you remember him from the hit ‘Githurai’ featuring Mr Googz and Mr. Lenny. The song may be streaked with gray hair but it’s still a club banger.
Vinnie Banton is no longer a music heavyweight, his seemingly endless sabbatical has rendered him a little rusty for the industry.
The onetime music sensation is still in the game but not as a performing artist, Vinnie is now a DJ, regular on the spinning decks at Club Mchana next to Prestige Mall on Ngong Road.
Vinnie warmed up to Ghafla! when we paid him a visit at his crib in Nyayo Embakasi, yes, he is still living that kind of life many yearn for.
The now father of three has been carefully planning for a comeback, you will be hearing his voice on the airwaves sometimes in August this year.
“I have always wanted to make a comeback in music but it has never been easy. You know many have tried going back to music but they have failed. Comebacks require consistency in releasing songs so as to gain relevance and that’s what I have been doing.” Vinnie explained.
He says he has stacked up a number of songs which will be his vehicle back to limelight. Vinnie has his own studio in his house, he has been recording songs for upcoming artists.
Clearly music is still his passion, he lives, breaths and talks music, even his daily bread comes from music.
Asked why he took a break from music when his career was just taking off, Vinnie explained he got hitched and his family became his number one priority.
White Widow Samantha Lewthwaite Is Back In The News. What She Did Will Shock You
Samantha Lewthwaite a.k.a the White Widow is one of Kenya’s most hated women and one of the world’s most wanted women .
This is because she is believed to be behind the gruesome bloodbath that took place 2 years ago at the Westgate Shopping mall.
The Irish-born jihadist has proved to be very brutal since she joined the terror group Al Shabaab and she is said to have orchestrated about 400 murders. The Garissa Massacre that took away about 147 lives being part of her reign of terror.
The woman who has been described as ‘an evil person but a very clever operator’ has enjoyed a meteoric rise up the Al-Shabaab ranks and is said to be very close to its leader Ahmad Umar.
Photo:www.telegraph.co.uk
She is the widow of Germaine Lindsay, one of the suicide bombers responsible for the 7 July 2005 bombings (7/7) in central London that claimed 52 lives.
GHAFLA EXPLORES: 10 Estates In Nairobi Where You’ll Find The Most Prostitutes
In East Africa, Nairobi boasts the highest number of prostitutes per acre. We wouldn’t expect anything less in this concrete jungle. The general perception of prostitution is that it’s a street trade. That’s just partly the case in Nairobi. While there are countless hookers on CBD streets, estates are equally filled with both high-end and kawaida prostitutes who ply their trade in the confines of bedsitters, apartments and cheap brothels. Here are the estates where you’ll find the most prostitutes in Nairobi
Pangani
They manage to conceal themselves in Mafioso fashion. The most obvious ones are those that masquerade as wamama wa kuosha nguo. Apart from washing clothes for busy or lazy bachelors, they wash their groins too. These women show up to their tasks wearing provocative clothing. The trick is simple for them – do anything to tempt the customer by exposing their butts while washing and hanging clothes. If you don’t respond to the provocations, they simple ask you straight up if you want some.
Zimmerman
The hood prostitutes of Zimmernan are well known. For as little as 200 bob, you can take one to your residential locale and plough through her body like a tractor in Kabarnet for the whole day or night, depending on your time preference. Just keep going as long as your balls can handle it
Hurlingham
Most high end prostitutes are located in this estate. Hidden between the posh offices are companies that offer escort services for rich men who value discretion. For a heavy sum, you can have a super hot escort delivered to your home. The women here are of the highest quality – attractive and well maintained. They are also keen to ensure customer satisfaction and as a result, these companies have a string of loyal customers. . Every command you make will be met. The massage parlors located in this area offer ‘extra’ services too.
Eastleigh
Just like in Mombasa, Eastleigh prostitutes have the tendency of hiding under biubuis. One of my close friends was once approached after leaving a bar on a Friday night. The lady in the buibui simply whispered in his ear, “Sijavaa kitu ndani, unanitaka? Talk of irresistible offers. According to my friend, the lady looked like Angelina Jolie so he couldn’t pass up the opportunity. The sad part is that she demanded to take his Lacoste shoes after he couldn’t meet her 2000 bob fee
Kibera
The overpopulation in this area coated with poor living standards means the women have to rely on means of survival that ooze desperation. It’s a shame that some of these women have to open their legs to rugged customers in their squeezed houses in front of their kids.
Huruma
In Huruma, there’s an area called Mbuthia. Here, the free-roaming prostitutes, begin their activities at around 5 pm in the evening. This is strictly a hooker zone. Normal ladies avoid it due to the fear of being labeled hookers. When you stroll through Mbuthia, hookers, both old and young scramble for you like hawkers in Gikomba. Or like European nations seeking to colonize a newly discovered Africa. The price? Only a hundred shillings. You can even get a threesome or a ten-some if you are beast enough
Imara Daima
In Imara Daima, the women sit outside their houses in the evening like normal moshene mongers. An outsider can’t easily tell their objectives but the dwellers are well aware that these mamiis are there for anyone who needs a quick fix. It’s simple, you just go talk to one and she welcomes you inside the house. While inside, she’ll serve you with all flavors of sin
Nairobi West
I’ll call them the ‘chini ya maji’ prostitutes. The call girls of Nairobi West are secretive and decent. It’s only through recommendation that you get to meet them. Most of the girls have day time occupations , which means that they only sell their bodies as a part-time venture. And they don’t come cheap. No wonder they can afford to live in decent houses and shop at nice places
Majengo ya Nairobi
There are plenty of Swahili ladies in this slum. In the muddy houses of Majengo, it’s not only living that goes on. Shagging happens in well decorated ‘matope’ brothels. Operational Hours? 24/7. You can get a hooker as breakfast, brunch or midnight snack.
So what’s their modus operandi? There’s always a group of amateur girls who are managed by an older experienced woman (pimp). The girls waist outside the brothels and when a customer comes, he gets to choose which girl he wants. She then holds his hand, takes him through a corridor where he pays the pimp through a hole in a matope wall. After that it’s time to rumble
Shauri Moyo
This hood harbors plenty of bars and lodgings. And that can only mean one thing. The demand for sex is higher than a man who has smoked Maragoli weed. You’ll find most of the hookers in bars. Even some barmaids sell their bodies as a side hustle.
Traffic from bars to lodgings is ever high from around 10 pm every night. Since most of the hookers are older, the men splashing cash over 30 too
See Also: 5 Shocking Places In Nairobi Where Prostitutes Are in Plenty
Anita Nderu Openly Lusts Over Mark Maasai
At the tender age of 22, Mark Maasai made his mark as one of the youngest faces to grace prime time news back in 2008.
Since then he has been lauded by many due the fact that he is a proficient TV anchor and is quite the charmer when hosting “Press Pass”
The fact that he is finer than frog’s hair did not hurt too; in fact it only launched him further up the career ladder. He however broke many hearts when he married his longtime beau Fiona Nduta in a wedding attended by many.
But just because he is off the market, it does not mean that the girls cannot admire his looks, just like Anita Nderu did:
On set @thetrendlive with @CiruMuriuki and #markmasai so hot this man is
Gear Up For a Monster Weekend Party Courtesy of Skylux Lounge
Skylux party’s never stops, come sun or #nairobifloods! This weekend they are holding yet another party, so while stressing over your boring desk job, here’s something to get ready for. This monster weekend is dubbed ‘Incredible Afro’, amazing acts to headline the night.
When? 23rdMay, 2015
What? Incredibly Afro
Where? Skylux Lounge
Time? 9pm till Dawn!
The Night Out will have Dj Vin -the Invader and Dj Incredible on the ones and twos with Live Mixing, Dj Kafi and Nessa.
Entrance is only 300/=
See you there!
This Is The New Gorgeous Look Citizen TV’s Lulu Hassan Pulled That Made Tanzanians Go Haywire (Photo)
Citizen TV’s Swahili anchor, Lulu Hassan, has transfixed our backyard neighbor with her ‘new’ alluring beauty.
Lots of folks rush home to catch up with Citizen TV’s Nipashe just for the sake of feeding their eyes with appetizing images of Lulu Hassan and Kanze Dena.
The two sizzling ladies have revolutionized 7 PM news, it used to be a thing for old chaps but nowadays invigorating youthful generation hurry to glue their eyes on screens.
The charm behind increased traffic on TV can partly be attributes to enchanting faces on screen anchoring news.
I didn’t know Lulu Hassan had a massive following from Tanzania until she posted a photo that drove them into an impulsive frenzy.
For starters, the Citizen TV eye-candy has a flashy smile that has soothing effect on someone’s heart. This natural phenomenon (winsome smile) plus few maquillages brings up the ‘perfect’ lady that pleases most eyes.
Lulu posted a never-seen-before that made everyone get on their feet. Most of the comments posted were mostly from Tanzanians.
asrayahassan65: You so cute mashallah @loulou hassan nakupenda sama
maryaebrahims: People always tell me we look alike @loulou_hassan 2d
njabiah: I LOVE this look….
judzkanz: safi xana dar mbezi xafi xana loulou
robertkariuki353: Looking mwaaaah! Amazing
aishaabdunuru: Nakupendaje Lulu. Karibu TZ.
Wyckliffeotieno: Looking wow
ahashim81: I love u my dear
diablogatto: May Allah keep that smile forever loulou !
diablogatto: Ts amazing. Karibu zanzibar ! 1d
missyabushiry: Wow.. African queen , thats what u r. Mashallah dadangu
evaristwhite: Karibu rombo kilimanjaro…huku mvua tu…..msalimieee tuva.jamaa angu.sana nilikutana nae.dar…. @loulou_hassan nasubiria saa moja ifikee
To Hell With Mummy: Kenya’s Young Women Are Now The ‘Useless Sex’. No Wonder We Are Sleeping With The House Girls.
This article is a response to the bold article that was published by the Daily Nation today-Front Page,no less- that sought to rubbish young Kenyan Men by claiming they’ve lost the plot,shred their masculinity and embraced femininity in their everyday life. I call it BS.
I,for a start,was brought up largely by Dad who used to work hundreds of Kilometers away from Mum. We are a fairly sizable Family and Dad and Mum had to split parental responsibilities between themselves…And while Mum was working in Nyahururu,she had to live with my two then-little sisters who also attended the famous Elite Schools.
I,and my twin brother,was therefore brought up by Dad..Who worked in a myriad of towns from Meru to Chuka to Kisumu to Githunguri before finally settling in Embu-where he still lives,to date.
And,surprise surprise,even though I was exclusively brought up by Dad,especially during those crucial “two years” that Family Counselor,Mr. Ndegwa Mbuthia thinks are sooo important,Daddy never taught me-Or my twin brother-any really masculine stuff…He never sat us down for a man talk,never really cut us into the manly figure he,according to Mr.Ndegwa,should have,and I cannot say that Daddy,however much I Love him,played a very huge ‘Masculine’ role in my life. His constant presence notwithstanding.
I can be a sissy if I wish…But was still brought up by Dad. Ok,and a smattering of house girls most of whom were our school-drop out relatives,anyway.
The warped-and very feminist-writer of that Daily Nation article claims that “While girls are still taught how to cook and clean and take up other feminine duties, boys rarely have mentors to show them how to be a man”
Really!!?? Excuse Me,Please!
The modern Kenyan girl CANNOT cook! Neither can she clean! And God knows what a pathetic job she even does at being “Feminine”
The modern Kenyan women is a lazy ass slob who will pay some mama to wash her lump of clothes over the weekend…The modern Kenyan girl is a fast food junkie who will survive on crumbs of dried-out french fries and bloated quarter chickens from Sonford for lunch AND dinner.
The modern Kenyan women is a woman so busy chasing her-mostly elusive-dream,so busy trying to impress her boss or sleep her way to the top to remember how to be a woman. Or act like one.
The article’s author,aided by her Professional contacts,believes that the young Kenyan Man’s ‘feminine’ behavior is to be blamed o the fact that there is an absence of a Man in a Boy Child’s upbringing…And they couldn’t be further from the truth.
A man,in fact a human being-chooses what paths to follow as they enter teenage…And that does NOT mean that a Girl who has been brought up by a single Dad will automatically act like a man. It’s not always the case.
In that article,Mr Ndegwa,the Family Counselor opines,“We have very educated men who cannot sustain relationships and marriages. They can no longer be anchors and defenders of their families. Simply because the boy has not been prepared for manhood,”
Well,I will tell You why; Th reason Kenyan Men cannot sustain relationships and marriages…Or be the anchors and defenders of marriage is because the Kenyan woman,in the first place,won’t allow them to be.
Kenyan woman today have the amorousness of unschooled boys at an overnight Village festival. All most young Kenyan women are looking forward to is the amount of sex,how good he is in bed,how well he can work that cookie,how long he can last and how many orgasms he can give her.
She isn’t concerned about him and relationship either. Just like men did a long time ago,women are now objectifying men and reducing them to mere sex machines and the reasons most Kenyan Women are still with a man,they’ll tell you,is because,”He’s great in bed!”
And aided by seedy Radio shows like that of Maina Kageni,really,we are lost.
Another reason Kenyan men cannot be the Heads of a Home is because Kenyan women desperately want to hog all the power and be the Bosses in the House,too.
Women were made to be subdued,obedient,submissive,humble,polite and ready to be told.
But the Kenyan woman,today,wants to have all the say in the house…She wants to be the husband now. And she hardly listens to the commands and instructions of her man..And thus,the man even gives up on Marriage. And on her.
Most Kenyan women,actually,are NOT even bringing up their own kids anymore. They’re far too busy trotting the City to sit that not-so-fat ass down and bring up that tot. And,now,all the works’ been left with the house girl!
Kenyan women DO NOT even want to breastfeed! And it gets worse because half of the kids that were born last year in Kenya were taken to the Village by their City-dwelling Mamas to be brought up by their Grandmothers. And half-drunk,Half-dead grandfathers.
The reasons Kenyan Men are not the “Men” that they need to be anymore is because,they’ve given up on fighting FOR A SPOT-their own spot-with this brand of competitive,arrogant,hardheaded,disobedient and lustful new Kenyan woman.
Instead of having to sit at home and watch her rant and rave and just be the bitch her wicked girlfriends are (mis)advising her to be,we prefer to go to the club to watch our games and to enjoy our frothy drinks. Away from the madness…Which is what Kenyan ladies are famous for,really. Madness.
And even when we are called upon to help in raising the Child,mostly,the woman of the house isn’t there to raise the kid,too. She’s too busy with her ungodly Chama meetings,lunch dates with girls and silly Salon appointments to sit down and rock that baby to sleep…And that’s where the house help’s services come in.
Aaaaaand,that’s also why,while we were busy co-raising the child with the house help,we ended up bedding her. Over and over again.
It’s a very delicate situation. And complicated,too.
Kenyan men have NOT become sissies. Or little bitches. No,we still have the mojo. And the drive. And the masculinity. And the macho.
If only these girls would stop drinking like Irish politicians,swearing like Somali sailors and having wild sex like Italian male strippers….
If Kenyan women will AGREE to be women…And act and behave like actual women,then we shall resume our roles.
But until then,where’s the condom? Time for a quick one with the house girl!
Kenyans Cruelly Blast Singer Marya For Allegedly Dating A Married Man
‘Chokoza ‘ crooner Marya has been forgotten for a while now after getting dropped from Ogopa DJ’s but Sonko’s daughter rudely shoved her back into the limelight after she recently took to Instagram to ‘anika’ her as a mpango wa Kando.
Judging from the way she liberally flaunted her man on social media, I don’t think she had anything to hide because if she did she would have been tactful about her new man. Or Maybe they were separated with the wife before he met Marya and the wife wanted to get back at her through Salma or Salma did it on her own accord.Who knows? With these things you cannot really take a side or come to a conclusion based on grainy one sided messages posted on social media.
After she got exposed Kenyans have not spared her and had this to say about the popular singer:
richy_tyrop Marya peleka ushenzi mbali…btch
joykithinji Wtf!!! She’s so unlucky when it comes to men
prince_eriq U mean desperation has taken marya this far?? Shame on u @its_maryakenya.Get your own man nkt.Thanks @cianca_salma__mbuvi_ janetta_nyamu Woiii @marya- kenya …….u got it bad this tym …..a kenyan beuty like u yet all u know is to destroy marriages ..all shame on you …
shelmie_muliro AIBU @its_Maryakenya!!!!!! Aibu!!!!!
shelmie_muliro @cianca_salma__mbuvi_ Go girl!! Expose these ratchet thots!
nellysharice @its_maryakenya u should upgrade your dignity..i thought you are a woman of classs…dating a married man with two kids aint working for you…stop being a lich and save yourself for wats coming… if mustapha alikushinda achana na wenyewe @jannie_kal loyalty cuzo 1d
llysharice @iamkevooh you should be ashamed wen u met that chick in kenya u left my cuzo wearing a ring in dubai..so grow and be a man…honour your words which i had u say on that 24 th dec and stop fucking around…@its_maryakenya i cant understand how u can be calm sleeping with a married man..be a woman
But others were more sober about this situation:
sashville_nattie So wats the fuss here…the guy is also married which makes him a cheater.He better learn how to keep it in his pants
winnie_kaleche Its ur uncle who z suppose to put things in order,probably thz lady @its_maryakenya didnt know ur uncle z married.Thea z a better way of solving this..trust me u aint protecting ur blood hia…u destroying @cianca_salma__mbuvi_
lucieachy This could be solved out of media.to some extend you didn’t do right.things like this happens and you just can’t know how to stop.exposing Marya and your uncle not cool.there was better way of solving this.@cianca_salma__mbuvi_ …
ruthcayte_k Hahha smh. So marya is wrong and that uncle is right..
Ever Wanted to Visit a Spa But The Cost Was Daunting?? Fret no More, Here’s How You’ll Get a Free Facial, Swedish Massage & Aromatherapy All Wrapped Into One
Maintaining the side-chic and main squeeze is tough at times! Kwanza the times when the side-chic finally gets her footing in the relationship, she expects to be treated right, taken to awesome amazing places among other things, then you get men ranting about how she demands too much! But I think, if you expect to have your cake and eat it and expect both of your lasses not to have no one but you rocking their boat, then you need to dig into your pocket. Let no one lie to you it’s not about the paper, it’s always about the Mulla.
For you dear reader, ‘DisCoucher’ was introduced, you who wants to spend lavishly on your woman but the economy just isn’t favoring you. DisCoucher introduces a new way of spending quality time with your loved ones reliably, affordably and at very friendly spots. DisCoucher is a discount book.
The book is full of vouchers inside, roughly 40 which are worth up to Ksh. 40,000/= ! The vouchers give you a leeway to go to a couple of places, namely but not limited to La Maison Royale, Eka Hotel, Spa, Oasis, Carnivore, ¿Que Pasa? Etc. The awesome part about this book is, it’s not limited to food places, there are Spa’s, aromatherapy, hotels…you NEED the book, trust me! So the voucher can give you a free meal, free massage, facial, free night at a hotel…the terms and conditions apply which are clearly stated on the voucher.
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Heartbreaking: This Is The Kenyan Woman Set To Be Killed Today In China For Alleged Drug Trafficking (Photo)
A Kenyan woman convicted of drug trafficking in China is set to face the hangman any time from now.
Floviance Razan Owino, who has been in custody in Beijing for the last two years is set to be executed in China today according to the country’s laws.
Asian countries are known to offer stiff penalties for drug traffickers and the least they can do to a person found guilty is execution.
Floviance, a mother of a 4 year old daughter, disappeared without the knowledge of her family until last week when her sisters received a phone call from China telling them that their sibling will be hanged this week for trafficking drugs in China.
Photo courtesy: Nairobi News
The family has since made every effort to rescind the decision but all has proved futile.
The media has greatly highlighted this story, with the government urged to use its relationship with China to stop the imminent execution of Floviance.
The foreign embassy has said that the government is doing everything possible to stop the execution but it seems time is running out as the execution is set to be done any time from now.
Kenyans have since launched a campaign on social media to save Floviance.
Many have expressed their anger at the Chinese government saying that Chinese nationals in Kenya have done worse things in the country but none has been executed.
After Causing A Stir On The Internet, Ababu Namwamba’s Wife Had This To Say About Her Life In The First Lane
Last week the internet was awash with photos of Budalang’I legislator, Hon. Ababu Namwamba and his wife, Priscah Mwaro, getting seriously cozy in Iceland. The wife has since come out to shed more light on her romantic affair.
His stint in Europe made Kenyans murmur about him for better part of last week, Ababu Namwamba was crowned ‘the most romantic man in Kenya’.
Mapenzi Tele: More Photos Of Ababu Nawamba And His Wife Getting Seriously Cozy
Many thought Ababu’s romantic escapade in Iceland was just one time thing that he did perhaps to make headlines.
But this isn’t the case, not at all. Ababu’s better half revealed they have been having such kind of ‘smoochy’ trips around the globe since time immemorial.
Priscah says Iceland wasn’t the only eye-catching destination she has visited since she hooked up with Ababu eight years ago, India (Taj Mahal), Zimbabwe (Victoria Falls), Slovakia (Tatra mountains) are only but a few places the pair has set foot.
Celebrating twelve years of a beautiful romance story which did not start in Iceland…but from Budalangi, Taj Mahal to Victoria Falls, Slovakia in Tatra mountains and beyond…. this is who we have been for twelve incredible years of true love…life is short to be too serious. Life is a moment….shipeps and best friends forever. God is good.
Photos Of The New Terminal At JKIA That Everyone Is Talking About!!
Photos Of The New Terminal At JKIA That Everyone Is Talking About!!
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This Is The Man Behind The Murder Of Jose Chameleone’s Brother, Singer AK47 (Photo)
Veteran Ugandan singer and East Africa’s finest, Joseph Mayanja, aka Jose Chameleone, and his family suffered the shock of their life following the untimely demise of their younger brother, singer AK 47.
It was early this year when the Mayanja family learnt the death of their son and brother in shock and disbelief.
It was alleged that AK 47 was killed in a night club and his dying self was found in a bathroom and rushed to hospital where he was pronounced dead upon arrival.
Ugandan authorities have been carrying out investigations into the death and now it seems the man suspected to be behind AK 47’s murder has been identified.
Jose Chameleone has shared a photo of the man who police are looking for and who is believed to have fled Uganda for a neighbouring country.
Chameleone says the man was sported with blood stains on his shirt and was the cleaner for that day.
Here is the photo Chameleone shared:
After Secretly Getting Married, Capital F.M’s Amina Shares First Photo Of Her Family With Homeboyz’ John Rabar. This Is Too Cute
While some celebrities like to get married in a glitzy, over the top, very public affair, others prefer to jump the broom in secret. And one of them is Capital F.M’s pretty face, Amina Abdi.
We were all in shock when the baby-faced radio presenter announced that she would be expecting a child, we were even more shocked to learn that John Rabar was the father of her child and they had gotten married. It all happened right under our noses and she gave no hint of the impending nuptials…not even Robert Alai got wind of it and the way he is always on top of things.
Even after the birth of their son, Amina has guarded him fiercely from the public eye, no one even know how Tumi looks like except close family and friends. But she gave us a sneak-peak into her family by sharing this never-seen before photo of her family’s day out:
List; Activities to Expect at #MtandaoFestival
For the first time in Kenya’s entertainment history, Kenya will be holding a social media event, all big-wigs and non big wigs will be present! The event is called ‘Mtandao Festival’, it targets everyone who has a social media account, and let’s not kid ourselves, we all have an account in one platform or the next. The event strives to bring each one of us to mingle offline,with loads of fun activities to be done,a lot of music of all genres, food and of course booze, what’s an event with no booze?
Just remembered there will be speed dating, looking forward to that! (smiley face), wah! These movies have spoiled me! With no apparent explanation, speed dating thrills me, if for nothing else I’ll be there for speed-dating, all spruced up looking hot and sexy and ready to sit and interact with numerous number of men. Speed-dating is basically a formalized matchmaking process or dating system which encourages you to interact with a large number of new people (men &women), the good thing about it is, it’s time-efficient, which ensures you don’t have to be stuck with a boorish match for very long. If you like each other, you can pick up the conversation where you left it off after your session is done.
Enough of my fantasy. Slowly it started but has now mushroomed up to be the main lucrative platform to advertise. Not too long did we have to wait for even our parents to turn to social media to advertise and even have accounts on Fb, WhatsApp…you name it.
Now the organizers of the much anticipated July event plan to bring the online world to life. To gather all of you beautiful people to an event that will have awesome entertainment, a football banter section for all football fans to gather and represent their teams, speed networking a fashion show which will a major part of the Mtandao Festival Franchise and will target budding local fashion designers. On top of all this, there will be a business expo, which is a new idea in social events. So dear corporate companies, here’s a chance to showcase your products in the business expo and try to reach your online clientele face to face. It will be an event for meeting up, socializing and networking.
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EVENT INFO SO FAR;
Mtandao Festival will held at Impala Grounds on the 11th of July, 2015. From 10am till late. (please carry something warm,it gets chilly at Impala)
Now the MC will be Shaniqwa, the socialite that’s giving the ‘old’ socialites in the trade some serious compe!
Tickoz go for;
ADVANCE: KSH. 700
GATE CHARGES: KSH. 1,000
Tickets are available on www.ticketsasa.com
LIST OF ACTIVITIES DURING THE EVENT;
1. Business expo.
2. Music entertainment through artistes’ performances and DJ’s.
3. Games; wall climbing, candy crush challenge, Skate boarding, archery.
4. Fashion show.
5. Speed dating.
6. Speed networking.
7. Football banter booth.
8. Selfie contest booth.
9. Food and drinks.
2. Music entertainment through artistes’ performances and DJ’s.
3. Games; wall climbing, candy crush challenge, Skate boarding, archery.
4. Fashion show.
5. Speed dating.
6. Speed networking.
7. Football banter booth.
8. Selfie contest booth.
9. Food and drinks.
Thug Life? Sonko’s Beautiful Daughter’s Flaunts Her Gun (Photo)
Who needs socialites when you have Salma Mbuvi?
The sonkolette who boasts of followers amounting to the thousands has become a source of entertainment for many Instagram users. Whether she is blasting Marya for dating her auntie’s husband, kissing her girlfriend or posting controversial pictures, there is never a dull moment where Salma Mbuvi is involved.
The second born daughter to Senator Mike Sonko flaunted a gun with the caption “She found happiness once she learnt that not everything deserves her energy some people are to just clear and to forget if they do exist”
Here is a snippet of the exchange she had on teh comment section:
nellysharice @cianca_salma__mbuvi_ ready to kick all haters
cianca_salma__mbuvi_ Haha baby not kicking clearing with my gun @nellysharice
janetta_nyamu @cianca_salma__mbuvi_ thug life …#lifeatyle
cianca_salma__mbuvi_ Haha thug life baby @janetta_nyamu
Check Out Rabbit’s New Japanese “Woman” .Hot Or Nah?
Kaka Sungura has added a new feather to his hat.
The artist who has been accused of producing substandard music as well as remaining static has silenced his haters by adding a new woman to an already bloated collection.
He has actually named the woman “Rab001V!” Check out the new woman here.
More Photos Of The Former Citizen Tv Presenter Graduation In The US.
More Photos Of The Former Citizen Tv Presenter Graduation In The US.
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After Sandra Bartonjo’s, Capital FM’s Joe Muchiri Grabs Yet Another Handful of A Boob (Photo)
He made headlines when he laid his hands on the breasts of Mdundo’s Head of sales Sandra Bartonjo. It was not by mistake like it happens sometimes. No. This one was planned and the two could be seen smiling and loving out excitedly.
Well, it seems the feelings the two were getting from that boob grab was nothing but incredible.
And it seems Joe Muchiri is excited by the fact that he is making news for all the boob reasons; if not good reasons or bad reasons.
Joe Muchiri with Sandra Bartonjo
The Capital FM producer is at it yet again after he posted a photo of himself in his instagram grabbing a woman’s boobs.
Oh boy, and the smile on Joe and the girl’s faces tells it all: they are enjoying every second of the boob grab.
Boobs in African context ant arguably the world over are considered very private and respected parts of a woman’s body and laying a hand on them comes at very specific places and times and not publicly.
For Joe, his world is different. After all, it the girls are ok with it, who are we to whimper about it? Go on Joe. Grab more boobs.
When Issues of Commitment, Infidelity & Betrayal Emerge Between Celebrity Couples, This is What Unfolds
BETRAYAL
Written by Peace Mbegei and Abuto Eliud
A world premier 4 – 7 June at Alliance Francaise
Years of friendship threatened by infidelity
Hilarious Suspense drama June Thu 4 at 6pm, Fri 5 at 6 & 8pm, Sat 6 at 3, 6 & 8pm and Sun 7 June at 3 & 6 pm at Alliance Francaise
STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY
Set in a hotel in Mombasa, this hilarious suspense drama features three couples on a holiday retreat i.e. John (Nick Ndeda) and Sophia (Diana Mulwa); Tim (Nick Mutuma) and Magda (May Wairimu); and Kevin (Robert Agengo) and Lisa (Janet Kirina). Some of them have not been emotionally present in their respective marriages for quite some time. But even before they can begin to rekindle their love for each other, issues of commitment, infidelity and betrayal emerge, as secrets are revealed with tragic consequences. The couples are torn apart by clandestine affairs causing a spiraling chaos of deceit, manic cover-up and marital mishaps.
But the complications and confrontations – far from ending – are only just beginning… the hotel manager Ricky (Kirumburu Ng’ang’a) and sexy waitress Wendy (Liz Ngugi), aided by the multifaceted security officer Jomo (Martin Githinji) have a plot that will throw everything int disarray and complicate matters further.
BETRAYAL is a powerful story that follows the modern day challenges in relationships.
The all star cast is directed by Wangari Gioche and Martin Githinji. The production manager is Mbeki Mwalimu while the stage Manager is Beauty Ayoma. It’s produced by Abuto Eliud
Tickets @500/=. Advance tickets on sale at only 400 bob till Tuesday May 26th. Mpesa Buy Goods Till Number 811120. Call -0726524124/0728130134, Airtel: 0734524124 or call 0202025811. Email: info@fcakenya.co.ke.
Tickets on sale at Alliance Francaise reception, Asanand Music Shop on Moi avenue, 8to8 Mall next to Jazz Bar and Metz Photo Lab, Revlon Plaza, Tubman Rd, Off Kimathi St., Lower ground floor, Next to Bazaar Hse, Opposite Total Petrol Station. Tickets for BETRAYAL are in high demand! So go on, get your ticket today. You will not be disappointed. Treat yourself to a thrilling evening of high quality entertainment.
Marya Continues To Flaunt Her Love Blissfully Unaware That Sonko’ Daughter Blasted Her for Hooking Up With A Married Man (Photos)
Is there anything worse than the whole world finding out the man you are in love could be married? I am sure it’s worse when a popular, influential teenager blasts you on social media.
Well that’s the situation that Singer Marya found herself in after Sonko’s daughter Salma took to social media to hang her dry for allegedly hooking up with her auntie’s husband.
Well, Mary seems blissfully aware that ‘ameanikwa’ and continues to share photos of her love on social media.
Happy……that falcon was really freaking me out
#ILoveGod
#iThankHim
#In..Love
#TeamKevin forever
Yes its real #TeamKevin#teamjordan
The Last Kicks of a Dying Horse? After Allegedly Failing to Pay Her Debt at Villarosa Kempinski, This Is What Laura Oyier Did To Save Her Behind
Laura Oyier rose from obscurity to stardom after she failed to clear a bill of about 230,000 Kshs after weeks of wining and dining in the popular 4 Star Hotel ,Intercontinental in Nairobi.
But unlike those who have been in previous situation, Laura Oyier became a hit, a rock star of sorts with media houses and blogs alike fighting for a moment in the sun with the bill defaulter.
But despite chasing the fame for a while, it proved more elusive than the wind and soon Laura was back in the limelight after yet another bill defaulting scandal at Villarosa Kempinski.
Now Laura is back in the news, but this time for a better reason than the previous ones, she is selling high end water for 800Kshs.800 Kshs for water? Who sells water for 800 Kshs? More importantly who will buy water for 800 Kshs? Is this another attempt at remaining relevant? Well that’s Laura for you! Hopefully with this water she will avoid future scandals at other high end hotels
Mike Sonko’s Daughter Exposes Curvaceous Singer, Marya, For Dating Her Aunt’s Husband (EVIDENCE)#MpangoWaKando
Kaboom! Hell has literally broken loose! The man Marya was seen getting cozy with is a MARRIED MAN! Kevin Mutisya, Marya’s boo, is married to Jane Musyoka, an aunt to Sonko’s Kids.
Flaunting someone’s husband, REALLY? Towards the end of last week, voluptuous singer, Marya, hit headlines with her ‘new’ man.
See also: After Dumping Mustafa, Curvaceous Singer, Marya, Finds Her Better Half
In a new twist of events, Salma Mbuvi, Sonko’s tantalizing daughter, has surfaced to expose Marya for being a side dish.
The teenage says Marya is breaking her aunt’s marriage by fooling around with Kevin Mutisya. She went on to produce concrete evidence supporting her claim.
Salma posted photos showing Kevin and her aunt, Jane Musyoka, walking down the aisle. The two have been married for four years and have two kids together.
That begs the question; did Marya knew she was smooching around with someone’s huby or is she comfortable being the ‘other’ lady?
Our attempts to reach Marya so far have been fruitless, her phone wasn’t going through by the time this article went up.
Below is what Salma posted:
@its_maryakenya can date a married man it’s so embarrassing this people preach things that they don’t do and yes @iamkevooh is married to my aunt so @its_maryakenya don’t let that man fool you and if you know what is good for you you would do the right thing before things go bad for you am one person who is not afraid of anything or anyone and I speak out what I feel and what I think is right
Top Ten Trending Images In Nairobi This Morning
Top Ten Trending Images In Nairobi This Morning
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Murdered Former Standard Journalist Emotionally Laid To Rest
A somber mood engulfed a village in Bungoma County when the body of former Standard newspaper writer and owner and editor of the Mirror Weekly, an Eldoret-based newspaper, was finally laid to rest.
John Kituyi was murdered by unknown assailants who ambushed and attacked him with blunt objects as he walked home after the day’s duties, leaving him with serious injuries which he succumbed to on arrival at the Moi Teaching and Referral Hospital.
The killing of Kituyo sparked massive outrage in the media fraternity in Kenya, and it was alleged that it occurred after his paper published a story on how the ICC was planning to lock in DP Ruto.
Many speculated that Kituyi’s murder was caused by his incisive analysis of politics in the larger Rift Valley voting block and that he may have locked horns with the ‘untouchables’.
However, police are still conducting invetsigations to bring the perpetrators to book.
Speaking during the sendoff ceremony, Bungoma Senator Moses Wetangula condemned the killing f Kituyi in the strongest words possible and said that he believes he was murdered because of his political stories.
He called upon the protection of all journalists in the country and demanded that the assailants brought to book immediately.
Here is how it went down:
Video courtesy: NTV
Mother-In-Law Actress Gives Birth! (Photos)
Mother-In-Law crew is in a jubilant mood after one of their own welcomed a new blessing to our dear earth.
Faith Nyaga better known as Lisa on Mother-In-Law, a program that airs on Citizen TV on Sundays, has seen the fruit of her womb.
Mother-In-Law crew were first to break the good news on social media the moment the child was delivered.
Celina (Kate Kamau), Olive (Idah Alisha) and former Tahidi High actor, Melvin (Philip Karanja) were some of the celebrities who were present at the hospital to show support to one of their own.
See photos below:
Lisa
Lupita Nyong’o Gets Very Flirty With Yet Another Man In Public (Photos)
Hollywood actress, Lupita Nyong’o, has once again sparked a gripping tittle-tattle after she was spotted getting cozy with another cute man.
Lupita can’t stop wobbling on people’s tongues, the actress seems to have a knack for hitting headlines globally whenever she does something.
Just last week, she attracted international sportlight whe she strolled down Cannes red carpet in a breathtaking grasshopper green dress.
This time it’s her ‘romantic’ affair that has alarted curious eyes. The award winning actress was spotted getting a little cozy with another man, not Jared Leto.
Not much is known about the man Lupita dates; after she broke up with her Somali boyfriend, K’naan, the ‘Twelve Years a Slave’ actresss has been ‘very tight’ with actor Jared Leto igniting speculations that the two are items.
Lupita with Jared Leto
A few days ago, Lupita was spotted flirting with Vernon François in the UK. Was her stint with the hair stylist only a pass of time or could there be something cooking between the two?
Lupita with Vernon François
18th May 2015:Ten Things You Should Know This Morning
Even though most people love to hate Mondays, it’s finally here and we somehow have to put up with it! This time round the weekend seemed to be shorter, maybe because there were many activities to catch up with. That aside, check out some of the hottest stories we have for you this somber morning:
#1Etemesi’s Tales | The Night I Slept With ‘Njoki Chege’
#4After Dumping Mustafa, Curvaceous Singer, Marya, Finds Her Better Half (Photos)
#5These Are The 10 Prettiest Radio Presenters Of 2015. (photos)
#6Former Citizen Tv Presenter Graduates In The Us (photo)
#7Kenya’s Power Couple Marriage Hit by Betrayal & Constant Clande Affairs
#8Meet The Pretty Kenyan Girl Who Has Wowed Many. See What She Does (Photos)
Jaguar Pen’s A Long Letter To The President, Is He Turning Down The Appointment?
A few weeks ago Jaguar was appointed by the president to be a board member at Nacada. Alongside Mututho. It was an appointment that almost morphed into anarchy. A section of Kenyans Vilified the president, calling it a skewed appointment.
The youth were however happy and felt represented that the president had chosen a young person to hold such a revered position.
Jaguar who before this, showed contentment at the appointment has declined to comment more on the appointment, leaving us to speculate.. But not for long, he, with the help of Sudi has written a letter to the president… Possible resignation?
We can speculate on the contents of the letter before he posts it on Monday. Is it that he is not content with his appointment? Or is it a thank you message to his longtime friend for the appointment? We shall wait and see…
It is important to note that Jaguar has the president’s number on speed dial- why he chose an old fashioned way of correspondence with the help of Sudi is a mystery we all cant wait to unravel.
Keep it Ghafla! Kenya, we shall reveal the content of the letter on Monday here.
Former Citizen Tv Presenter Graduates In The Us (photo)
Before she traveled to to the land yonder, the nightingale used to host a gospel morning show (kubamba) on Citizen alongside Njugush. But the allure of advancing her studies got the better of her, Joyce Omondi left her job to concentrate on her education.
Finally, her efforts have paid off, handsomely or beautifully (whichever way you look at it) she graduated today and chose that moment to share her happiness on social media in a post that read:
This is the day that the Lord has made, I will rejoice and be glad in it!!! (emojis here)
Congratulations Joyce. I didn’t mention it, but you are welcome back.
Top Comedian Sheds Light On Why Most Men Abhor The Use Of Condoms.
Most men will attest to the fact that they have had difficulties shopping for condoms. I mean lets face it, when you are growing up and your hormones are working overtime, the need for release can get a little uncomfortable. In a country that is struggling with the fight against the HIV pandemic, there is need to keep it inside your pants or use protection..
Jamo Ule msee, found himself in such a situation. He was out buying condoms when a lady came by, he ended up skirting around buying and ,explaining his predicament to the pharmacist until the lady went away. It was then that he made his order in a hushed meek tone..
Watch his interview here as he addresses why many men find it hard to shop for condoms..
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HopeKid Gets Nominated For Not One, But Two Awards at The Groove Awards 2015!
So East Africa’s premier Gospel music awards showcase, Groove Awards , is two weeks away, June 1st to be precise. Not only will the best in Gospel industry be recognized, honored, promoted and awarded, but also, Groove Awards will be celebrating their 10th year since inception.
If you’re an avid gospel music fan, then you are keeping abreast with Groove awards nominations news. If you don’t, the nominees were officially announced on the 22nd of April, 2015, at a colorful event put up by MoSound Events and Safaricom, we got to witness the largest of numbers we have ever had on the nominees list!
The 2013 award winner of RAGGA / REGGAE SONG OF THE YEAR nominee, Hope Kid, has been nominated again this year and is competing alongside other artistes for the Album of Year. His album ‘I Am Blessed’ got him nominated. So you his fans need to vote for him to bag the award. You have two weeks to vote. So VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! Follow this link and vote; https://www.groove.co.ke/nominiees/album-of-the-year-9/4#slide4
Aside from Album of The Year, Hope Kid’s hit single ‘Delilah’ has also been nominated under the category of Ragga Song. Follow this link and vote; https://www.groove.co.ke/nominiees/reggae-or-ragga-song-of-the-year-7/1#slide1. I don’t know what you waiting for if you’ve not started voting, vote as many times as you can.
The young Gospel Dancehall artist infuses Jamaican Patios and English into his high powered music that inspires a dance throng across the region. Other tracks from Hope Kid include Holiday and Live Up. With both his music and fashion line- HK Wear on the fast lane, this dancehall sensation is definitely something to look out for.
Tell your friends, family, colleagues, neighbor watchie, enemies…everyone one. They need to vote!
Groove Awards will be happening on the 1st of June, 2015. For more info check; http://www.grooveawards.co.ke/
Has This Now Become The Trend?? After Empire’s Kenyan Version, Ladies & Gents, We Now Have Prison Break! (Video)
The all time favorite American television serial drama Prison Break is back, after it left us on high note on Season 4, season 5 is back, finally! I was actually heartbroken to learn Michael Scofield was gay, I hurt a little inside. Enough of my rattle.
Unless by some mystery you were living under a rock between 2005-2009, Prison Break was a hot series that revolved around two brothers: one had been sentenced to death for a crime he did not commit, and the other devised an elaborate plan to help his brother escape prison and clear his name. Now the sentenced one had his back outlined quite accurately with tattoos on how he’ll escape. It ended when Scolfield died in season 4.
Season 5 show cases mad dudes trying to escape a psychiatric hospital. Sam West plays Scofield’s part, it too hilarious for me to start explaining what goes down in the trailer,just watch.
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RATCHET GALORE! Comedians Obinna And Owago Caught Getting Cozy With The Same Girl (Photos)
Ratchetness is never far behind where liquor is in plenty. Last night witnessed two comedians, Obinna Ike Igwee and Owago Onyiro, getting all toasty with the same girl.
Alcohol and ratchetness go hand in hand, just like fire and smoke. Yesternight celebrities gathered at Pawa 254 in Milimani for the official launch of ‘Wale Wale’ remix.
The event failed to commence on time so folks got the opportunity to mingle with each other. Of course alcohol was in abundance so guys had to get a little tipsy.
I can’t assert whether Owago and Obinna had quaffed some booze when they decided to get cozy with the same chick.
All in all, they ended up flirting with the lucky girl and cameras were there to capture the action. Feast your eyes with their photos below:
Nigeria’s President Elect Borrows A Leaf From Uhuru Kenyatta And Takes A Bus
Since he was elected into presidency back in 2013, President Kenyatta has pulled stunts that have endeared him to Kenyans.
From showing public affection for his beautiful wife, to looking well turned-out in military combat to riding in a matatu. Uhuru is now known as the coolest president ever.
Now Nigeria’s President-elect Muhammadu Buhari has borrowed a leaf from Kenya’s president, taking a shuttle bus at the Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport in Abuja, an act that has further endeared him to the masses as he is now deemed as “humble”
Photo:nairaland.com
Introducing; ‘DisCoucher’, The Voucher Book With Up to 40,000/= Worth of Offers!!
Maintaining the side-chic and main squeeze is tough at times! Kwanza the times when the side-chic finally gets her footing in the relationship, she expects to be treated right, taken to awesome amazing places among other things, then you get men ranting about how she demands too much! But I think, if you expect to have your cake and eat it and expect both of your lasses not to have no one but you rocking their boat, then you need to dig into your pocket. Let no one lie to you it’s not about the paper, it’s always about the Mulla.
For you dear reader, ‘DisCoucher’ was introduced, you who wants to spend lavishly on your woman but the economy just isn’t favoring you. DisCoucher introduces a new way of spending quality time with your loved ones reliably, affordably and at very friendly spots. DisCoucher is a discount book.
The book is full of vouchers inside, roughly 40 which are worth up to Ksh. 40,000/= ! The vouchers give you a leeway to go to a couple of places, namely but not limited to La Maison Royale, Eka Hotel, Spa, Oasis, Carnivore, ¿Que Pasa? Etc. The awesome part about this book is, it’s not limited to food places, there are Spa’s, aromatherapy, hotels…you NEED the book, trust me! So the voucher can give you a free meal, free massage, facial, free night at a hotel…the terms and conditions apply which are clearly stated on the voucher.
The vouchers are valid for the year 2015 only, read each voucher it carefully, they all differ on items offered. The book costs K.sh 2,000/=only
I believe you getting the book; you’ll be at a better position to understand the above, though questions are welcomed. Or you can check their site; http://www.discoucher.com/ there’s further explanation
REVEALED: Introducing Your Favorite Kenyan Celebrities Ex-Girlfriends That They Never Wanted You To See (Photos)
Some Ex-Girlfriends are worth hiding. Or putting in a sack and drowning down the Nile. While some,well,we love to not just show off but also date over and over again….years after the acrimonious breakup.
Remember that random girl you dated some 5 years ago? Who looked like a hanging line? Remember that scraggly ka-girl you once took out? And ended up dating her by default? Who looked like a homeless Russian? And remember that girl you had mad mad sex with in college? Everyday? But never really dated her? Or even loved her? Or her nonsense?
Well,That’s STILL your ex-girlfriend. Whether you accept it or not…Like it or not. And whether she looked like a flooded road or not.
And now,today,I shall bring to you a number of Ex-Girlfriends belonging to some of your favorite celebs…
They dated them wayyyy before they became stars…And now we REVEAL them. Not just their names-some of which are comical-but also their faces. And ages…where possible.
Come with me…And let’s explore….
Top on the list is serial womanizer,the El Prezidentte…And the guy who,even though his career went down-reaaaally down-still manages to stay afloat…Either by initiating Instagram wars or by strolling around his neighborhood at 1.30am in his pajamas…Yup,its none other than tha King O’ tha Bling,Prezzo….
Name: Magdalene Waiterero Kamanja
Age: She’ now in her mid-thirties
Now,waayyyy back,before Prezzo become the star he is-is he still?-today,before Prezzo did that earth-shattering Naleta Action single,and followed it up with that other iconic Let’s Get Down,Prezzo was some unknown ka-fellow struggling to sell herbs in his family medicine kiosk,Makini Herbal Clinic. And,while selling those miti shambaz,Prezzo would keep himself busy…With this Magladene girl. Maggy was his life..And his World…And,to show her how romantic he really was,he’d give her free herbs to treat her teeth problems. And many ulcers she always had…As a result of his philandering. Maggy dated Prezzo-then known as Jackson wa Miti Shamba-for 3 years before they broke up.
Reason for break-up? It’s obvious., Prezzo cheated on her. With her own sister,Eunice Wamaitha Kamanja. But,still,she loved him. Lots.
Today,Maggy runs her own herb business. Called,“Matawi Ya Maggy Enterprises” And Prezzo is a World-famous Rapper. And night-runner. Guess everything happens for a reason.
NICK MUTUMA
Veronicah Kagwiria Njeru
Now,Nick wasn’t even as dangerously handsome as he is today. The boy was bought up in Tigania,Meru-Yes,Yes,-lakini the looks started creeping in soon as his family moved to the Big City. Now,in Tigania,Kijana Mutuma was a regular,miraa-chewing brutha who would hang around his fellow Wamerus talking about nothing. Absolutely nothing.
And that’s when he met Veronicah Kagwiria Njeru.
Age: Mid 20’s…today
Nick and Vero has a fairytale life…they’d wake up early and take walks between Miraa plantations.,they’d hang out around the infamous Nithi bridge counting car accidents and then wind up at Murume Bar to chew chew and chew more Miraa as she drowned endless bottles of Fanta Orange…But every good thing,no matter how drunken it is,must come to an end. And Vero and Mutuma broke up after the kid moved to Nairobi. And became really,really,really handsome.
Veronicah has never gotten over her teenage love,Nick Mutuma who she used to called Kaniki.
Today,Veronicah is in jail for some Miraa-related criminal activities in 2012. While Nick Mutuma is God’s Gift to Nairobi women. Life,is unfair. Very.
BIEN AIME BARAZA OF SAUTI SOL
Ruth Naliaka Marende
Now,Bien is another one…His mad love for women didn’t start jana,No. He’s always been the Casanova…Even in the witchcraft infested alleys of Bungoma,where he grew up. And learned how to serenade women at the paraphernalia market. Before Bien was the godlike singer he is today,wooing women and making them cum from Nairobi to Amsterdam,Bien was in love,too. With some ka-girl called Ruth Naliaka Marende.
Ruth is currently in her late 20’s. Ruth and Bien dated for close to 3 years…And she still maintains,he’s the best lover she’d ever had. Best lover…In and out of bed. Bien would exchange millions of letters with Ruth throughout high-school….And buy her all the maandazi,doughnuts and queen cakes in the canteens over the Music Festivals. And she’d eat them all at a go…and then belch Bien’s name.
The affair was sweet and exciting…Until Bien caught her cheating on him..With the local Posho Mill guy,Simiyu. Apparently,she fell in love with him because he’d grind her maize for free…And there’s nothing as Romantic as making a Luhya girl NOT pay for her Ugali.. Bien was hurt. And left for Nairobi…Never to turn back.
Naliaka today is a mother of 7. Three of whom are called Bien. Love,they say,is stupid. Clearly.
CHURCHILL…MWALIMU KING’ANG’I.
Josphine Wavinya Kioko
Churchill wasn’t always the globe-trotting funny guy he is today. While growing up in the dry-very dry-valleys of Machakos,Churchill met and fell in love with this ka-woman called Josphine Wavinya Kioko. Josephine was the shit. The hottest girl in the Kivaani village, Hotter than the weather…anytime. Now,Churchill-who used to be called Ndambuki back then-loved this Wavunya kagirl to death. To death. He’d make her laugh herself silly and then she’d pay him back with 3 water jugs.
Their love was fun and exciting and sweet and interesting until one day,Wavinya showed up pregnant….And told Churchill that he was responsible. Broke and really really messed up,Churchill decided he couldn’t admit responsibility. He immediately broke the relationship…And ran to Nairobi.
It later turned out that the pregnancy wasn’t even Ndambuki’s. No,It belonged to the local Chief…the guy in whose house Churchill would hide anytime his parents gave him a beating.
Lesson? Chose your Chiefs wisely. Wavinya today is an MCA. At Kanthooni Ward,Maiyakos.
MBUSII
Junior Empress a.k.a Esther Nduku
Now,with Mbusii,it get’s a little confusing. Back,back,at Nyanza Club in River Road,he met and fell in love with this kamusichana who told him she was called Junior Empress. It later turned out her real name actually was Esther Nduku. Now,Junior Empress used to really be in love with her tiny ka-boy Mbusii who didn’t use to have dreadlocks then. They dated and dated for years…Mbusii took her to many many romantic nights at any and all reggae joints in town. He dedicated a million Burning Spear songs to her and even introduced her to Kush. They smoked for many nights…Many nights. They even had matching ‘smoke’ tattoos on their hands…
But the love started growing colder. And colder… Reason? Mbusii got a tea boy job at Ghetto Radio and stopped showing up for reggae nights with Junior Empress.
Junior Empress started growing insecure and jealous…And after many cold months,of Mbusii serving tea at Ghetto,Junior Empress called off the relationship. But not before beating up Mbusii silly. And running away with his whole Ksh.180 bob savings.
Today,Junior Empress is a Slum Volunteer at Korogocho slums. While Mbusii,well,is not serving tea anymore.
DNG
Wawira Wambogo na Mzee….
DNG is that mouthy jamaa who screams every morning at One FM-Assuming he’s still there. Now,Mr. DNG had been in love for a loooong loooong time. With this ka-teenager called Wawira Wambogo.Who was born again. Wawira met DNG at a Gospel parry wayyy before he got born again and backslid. Yes,waaaayyy before he had dreadlocks. And won that KORA Award. Wawira was DNG’s sweetheart for over 3 years. Trouble is,Wawira was older than DNG. But still,they had fun…traveled across Central Province for years,DNG took her to almost all Kigooco gigs and she,in turn,took him to all Keshaz in her kijiji.
The love blossomed…DNG started doing gospel music and nurturing dreadlocks. DNG’s entry into music ,though,made Wawira a little uneasy. Because he started becoming too popular and busy for him.
DNG sang on….While Wawira,the Church girl,sang along,too…In her Church Choir(Kanisa Ya Mitume Church,Thogoto)
The relationship wouldn’t last long,though. Because DNG,after winning the KORA Award,and some tu-cash,went secular. And all the love stopped!
DNG started taking beer,hanging out with REAL Waremboz and getting some real serious pun@ny utchea. Wawira was spurned. And,one day,malizanad with this kichwa ngumu boy who’d turned his back on Jehovah. And she never looked back…Much to DNG’s happiness.
Today,Wawira is a Pastor at Ushuhuda Wa Bwana Church in Nanyuki. And is married to her pastor husband,Pastor Boniface Mwangi. –Not related to the street pastor,though. And they have 3 kids…One of whom is called,Ok,I am kidding. Haha.
WILLY PAUL
Wendy Anyango Aoko.
Mr. Willy Boy,a.k.a Burna Boy,a.k.a Bahati The Second didn’t start fallin’ for women jana. No. Brutha’s been a babe magnet for years now…Never mind that he’s just 22. Or younger. By 13,Mr. Willy had already jinyakuliad this kamrembo called Wendy Anyango Aoko.
Wendy was 12 by then…But she had the ass of a 32 year old Mama in Alego-Siaya. Willy’s love blossomed…With his ka-High Schoolgirl who would sneak from school to come see him and help him steal-oops,sing-songs.
They spent many months together stealing and singing and copying other children’s style of not just singing but also walking and eating and dressing.
Willy was still hard-headed even then…And not even his kamrembo would cool him down. Wendy,though,struggled with her boy. Who,even at 13,was already showing signs of celebrity.
Mapenzi yalinoga…Until Willy moved to Nairobi. And left his crime partner back in Bondo. Auma tried calling Willy million times and he’d never pick. Or call back.
One day,Auma the little girl traveled to Nairobi to meet her Bae…She met him alright,but he was in the arms of another ka-socilaite…Gettin’ some honey.
Auma got mad and threw little rocks at Willy Paul’s car,Gor Mahia style.
Willy turned back,rushed over to her and told her,”One day,I’ll sing a song about You…”
And that’s how we ended up with VIGELEGELE…in which willy sings,”Hata wewe Anyango…Nimeshaonyeshwa nia Yako...”
Today,Anyango is an Instagram Model and a college student at Zetech College…While her ex-boyfriend’s a notorious land grabber…sorry,melody grabber…If you know warrai mean…
DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. It’s A Creative Article…Made Purely For Fun. Not Unless You Hate Fun. In which Case,We Can’t Help You.
NEXT WEEK…We Bring You The Ex-Boyfriends Of Your Favorite Female Celebrities. Wait Up On it….Aaaand Have a sizzling weekend!
Meet The Pretty Kenyan Girl Who Has Wowed Many. See What She Does (Photos)
She stands out to be counted as one of the few young Kenyans who have who are flying the country’s flag high.
She is just 9 years old yet she has accomplished so much, Wendy Waeni has met more Presidents and celebrities that some people will ever do.
She is an acrobat, yes, the little girl that stunned President Kenyatta with her amazing skills. After her stint with the command in chief, Wendy became a celeb.
Media personalities are ‘dying’ to have a piece of Wendy. She has visited nearly all popular radio and TV stations.
Oh! The kid has Instagram handle with over 1300 followers. Talk of the rich kids of instagram!
How A ‘Mtu Wa Mjengo’ Made A Million Shillings
Martin Ndichu, 28, is the latest millionaire in Kenya.
Martin who lives in Thika is the 9th ‘Dunga Milli Mashinan’ promotion beneficiary and winner of the million shilling cash reward.
Dunga Milli Mashinani is an extension of the original Dunga Milli promotion and was extended for a further 5 weeks and is expected to run until end of May, 2015. The competition rewards Kenyans with a million shillings every week for buying and activating their GOtv decoder from any agents countrywide. In addition to the one million shillings prize money, there are also daily draws where GOtv subscribers stand a chance to win up to Ksh15, 000, mobile phone airtime and annual GOtv subscriptions. Four more millionaires will be announced in the coming weeks.
Speaking at the ceremony GOtv General Manager Felix Kyengo said he was happy that more and more Kenyans were joining the digital television bandwagon and that 9 people have already become instant millionaires.
“We are helping Kenya to go digital with GOtv to enjoy the best quality programming. As a true migration partner and a leader in the digital arena it is important that we play a pivotal role towards accelerating Kenya’s digital migration process. For a special price offer of only Sh1, 399, including 2 months GOtv Plus subscription, Kenyan’s can enjoy the best international and local programming with advanced picture and sound quality,” added Mr Kyengo.
An overjoyed Ndichu now says he will use the prize money to rear chicken and dairy cows, educate his daughter and build a family home. Mr. Ndichu revealed his favourite channel on GOtv was Super Sport Select 2 which gives him access to English Premier League content since he is a football fan. He commended GOtv for delivering affordable family entertainment. “GOtv has best signal in Thika and good content and that is why I was convinced to buy it for my family. My wife loves Soap Operas while my daughter is fond of Cartoons,” he added.
GOtv subscribers are spoiled for choice with a selection of news, children’s programming, documentaries, series and movies channels including Africa Magic World, Africa Magic Swahili, SuperSport Select 1 and 2, One Gospel, E! Entertainment, eTV Africa, ZEE World, Disney Junior in addition to local channels such as KBC, NTV, KTN, Citizen TV and K24.
For more info on GOtv’s exciting ‘Dunga Milli” campaign and prizes or to find out where to buy your GOtv decoder visit our website on www.gotvafrica.com.
The Top 15 Worst Hairstyles. Even Lice Would Be Afraid To Live In These ‘Nests’
They say that a woman’s hair is their crowning glory, but if your hair looks like the ones below then it is better to shave it off. Hair so bad that lice would think twice before inhabiting it.
From zip-up weaves, to babies in weaves here are the absolutely worst hairstyles we could find
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Chipukeezy Shares Something Cheeky About His Girlfriend. It Involves Them Being In Bed Together
Ever since Chipukeezy came into the open with his gorgeous chick, he has been keen on updating the public with details happening between them, mostly irrelevant stuff.
Chipukeezy is a man in love, so obscured with it that he gets reckless with things he does. Of late, the comedian has been all toasty with his girlfriends.
He even flew her to Diani to celebrate his 24th birthday, which was not a bad thing.
See also: Chipukeezy Flies His Dazzling Girlfriend To Diani For A Weekend Of Fun
Now his flirting has taken a different turn altogether, the comedian took a photo of himself and his girlfriend getting cozy and the caption; ‘Naskia Njaa’.
Well, the word is ambiguous but in that particular context, being hungry doesn’t make sense. That leaves us with one possible conclusion, the ninja was hard.
Even some of the folks who commented on the photo told Chipu to ‘eat’ his girlfriend after he said he was ‘hungry’.
Chipukeezy should forgive us for speculating, he should be precise next time when he says he is ‘hungry’.
