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The Funniest Memes And Reactions From Moses Kuria Walking Out On Hussein Mohammed

The country is still talking about Gatundu South’s MP Moses Kuria’s dramatic exit from Citizen TV’s studio at some point in a live interview.

The controversial M.P did not seem too enthusiastic when Hussein offered to play a clip of him issuing inflammatory statements during Citizen TV’s The Big Question show on Tuesday night and instead chose to walk out in a huff.

Here are some of the funniest reactions to this incidence, all courtesy of Twitter

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The 5th Edition of ‘Nite of A Thousand Laughs Is Back’! Promises to be Bigger & Better

This year, the Nite Of A Thousand Laughs celebrates its 5th year running of bringing you the best in African Comedy dubbed #PigaMakofiMaraTano. This annual event aims to bring together different talents from different corners of the continent for a night of laughter music &unforgettable fun and this time round, the lineup is impeccable!

The night will feature;

  • Mc PiliPili (TZ)
  • Mpho (SA)
  • DKB GHANA (GH)
  • Chipukeezy (KE)
  • Jalango (KE)
  • Klint D drunk (NIG)
  • Obinna (KE)

Be sure to join us in this grand festival on August 1st 2015 at the Bomas Of Kenya, Nairobi

Tickets for Regular, V.I.P and V.V.I.P Table Service are now available on ticketsasa.com

Follow us on facebook (Nite Of A Thousand Laughs) and twitter (@NOTL_Ke) for daily updates

 

Obama Unmasked! Why The US President Refused To Inherit His Father’s Estate Valued In Hundreds Of Thousands In 1980s

With the US President only days away from touching down in Kenya, news outlets have continued to strip him making sure the public gets to know every single detail about Potus.

Barack Obama is currently estimated to be worth $ 7M or Kes 716 million. But I bet the figure was way low in 1997 when he decided to pen a letter to High Court in Nairobi to distant himself from his father’s estate.

His dad’s estate was valued at about Kes 410,500 at the time of his death in 1982. Barack Obama Snr’s estate included Kes 55,933, money from a life insurance cover that the listed beneficiaries are yet to claim due to family wrangles.

The family brawl saw the cash remain idle resulting to transfer of the money to Unclaimed Financial Assets Authority (UFAA).

The Obamas have been locked in fierce tussle over who is rightful heir to inherit the fund Obama Senior left behind.

Barack’s name (The US President) was on the list among those who were to benefit from Obama’s life insurance.

Following the unresolved wrangles, Obama decided to distant himself from his father’s estate. Michelle’s hubby wrote a letter to the Kenyan High Court to dissociate his name from any claims he might have on his father’s estate.

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Thirsty Thursdays: Photos of the Kenyan Female Athlete That Is Causing Ripples Worldwide with a Body Sculpted By the gods

We are among the lucky countries that have excellent athletes.

There those who are pure fire on the track; others are lightning on legs in the ruby pitch, while the others are good at javelin. And who can forget the well-toned volley-ballers who put their lean legs on display in a pair of extra short biker shorts?

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Check out this female athlete in the team who is having all eyes on her thanks to her svelte body which she has no qualms about showing off

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THE TRUTH: Why Musicians Get Women Easily

The dream of every upcoming artiste in Kenya is to have plenty of women…….not even to win Grammys and stuff like that. Grammy achia Taylor Swift. That’s what a young rapper from Thika told me,

I tell this story to illustrate a fact that a lot of guys know: chicks love musicians (and some ladies are indeed willing to go to incredible lengths, like enduring extreme smells, to be with them). This is the reason we have so many groupies and industrial thots in Kenya. Even women whose beauty pageant days have gathered dust still try to get down and dirty with artistes all the time.

There’s something about a talented musician that is really attractive to females. This is in spite of the fact that many musicians are introverted types who don’t know a thing about how to treat a lady right. Here are the reasons why women like musicians. And no…it’s not that they have diamond ‘D’s or something

Musicians are different

You have to have some sort of soul to write music, or at least to play it. It’s assumed by women that most men who play music are in-touch with not just their feelings, but their innermost desires and passions.

The idea of a man sitting down to write soulful and profound lyrics is more than enough to get a woman in your bed for days.

Because the promise of dating a musician who is going to dissect, understand and write about them when it’s all over is enough insurance for women to go after a man who will most likely break their hearts.

Their Lifestyle

Any man who has given up his life to compose music doesn’t live like the bankers, engineers and tech start-up guys that women initially thought were so intriguing. No, they are the crème de la crème when it comes to interesting and fantastical lives. Women like exciting stuff

With zero schedules, drug tendencies, open studios and no objections to spending days in bed or writing songs about sex, the allure of a musician’s lives is enough to want to keep a woman there forever. They create a fantasy world that you may get to peek into once or twice, but many times will never be allowed to stay.

A musician is a venus fly trap; and women are moths to his burning light — and so long as this world keeps turning, women will flock to the man who can make hit songs.

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Women Love Music

Music definitely affects humans in positive ways and offers many health benefits. The vast, vast majority of people enjoy listening to music and do it often. So, the person who provides something so important will obviously be highly valued.

So, a guy who is great at music and can play it for a girl will be much more popular with them than someone who gives people medicine when they are having diarrhea.

It’s just the nature of life. Someone who gives others what they want or need will be considered attractive.

Social Proof

Finally, women often like musicians because of social proof. Basically, when a guy is on stage performing, if he’s good, he’s the center of attention and appears very popular. Humans naturally want to be around those who are embraced by other humans. A musician gets talked about, listened to, interviewed and written about. Women want to be around such a man even while knowing he probably won’t be famous forever,

It’s just in their DNA

15 Heart-Wrenching Photos Of The Worst Military Training Regimes In The World… Does Kenya Even Come Closer?

Ever wondered what our soldiers go through in the name of training before they are bestowed with the authority to protect us and whatever we lawfully own? Well, it is just imaginable until when you see what is happening across the world as countries prepare their soldiers in a bid to protect their borders and interests.

While photos of Kenya’s military sessions are hard to come by, those of some of the military training regimes in the world are in our possession. And believe it they are bound to send shivers and chills down your spine.

They are gut-wrenching and scary. But you should know what it takes to become a specialist in matters security. And I want to believe our soldiers go through some of these things. If they don’t, then they must be close to this.

Here are heart-wrenching photos of some of the worst military training regimes in the world. Some, as I said, will definitely leave you shivering and scared. From drinking cobra blood to crawling naked on rough sharp stones, you can’t afford but to pity the soldiers:

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In Paramilitary police in mainland China take part in a training session in muddy water

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A Canadian soldier in Latvia taking part in ice-plunge training as part of NATO exercise Operation Atlantic Resolve

 

 

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Chinese soldiers honing their hand-to-hand combat skills

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US and South Korean Marines train together in the South Korean mountains

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A US soldier in the 10th Special Forces Group jumps off the ramp of a Chinook helicopter with his military working dog during an exercise

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Servicemen in Belarus must pass through an extensive and difficult obstacle course before becoming members of the elite “Red Berets”

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In South Korea, members of the country’s Special Warfare Forces also train in icy conditions


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In Taiwan, in order to pass the final stage of a nine-week Amphibious Training Program, a trainee crawls along a 150-foot path of jagged coral and rocks on his belly

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Iraq’s Shia militias training as they plan to face ISIS terrorists

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In Syria, members of the Kurdish YPG train on monkey bars and fire obstacles

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Chinese paramilitary police crawl under fire obstacles

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US Marines take part in annual joint drills with their counterparts in Thailand, in opposite climatic extremes. During the jungle-survival exercises, Marines have the chance to drink cobra blood

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The Red Berets stage annual displays of skill where some troops head butt flaming concrete blocks

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Other Shia militias in Iraq require their members to take part in desert field-training exercises before graduation

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Training is sometimes aimed at pushing troops to their absolute limit: Here, paramilitary police in China train at holding their breaths underwater

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Popular Kenyan Journalist Gets Married In A Colorful Wedding Ceremony.

His name is Oliver, Oliver Mathenge,a popular political columnist with the star newspaper. Oliver, like his ancestor Oliver Twist before him wanted more. So one sultry Saturday, he walked his primary school girlfriend down the aisle to a jubilant, heart-rending exchange of vows. 

Nation Media Njoki Chege has been trying to dim his shine, you know, taint that marital bliss that we so often read about in tabloids and high fashion magazines. But Oliver, still wants more, and is getting more. The only thing on his mind is how he is going to keep his marriage going, staying in love while making that guap! 

Sorry for taking you round. This throws it back to the day Oliver Mathenge got married in a colorful wedding. 

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Africa’s Finest Female Vocalist to Perform in Kenya

Taurus Events are proud yet again to present to you an event- ‘JAZZ and GRILL ‘ at the Best Western Premier, Hurlingham on Sunday 19th July 2015 from 12pm till late.

This will be an event that will allow everyone to enjoy a beautiful Sunday, outdoors with their families and friends as they listen to smooth Jazz Music as well as performances by the amazing, sultry and versatile vocalist Dela and Royalty by Black.

There will be an assortment of grilled delights specially prepared for the day as well as drinks of choice.

Entrance: Kshs 1000/

Check out the event on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/events/709647235845576/   and follow their

Twitter account @Tauruseventz or

Instagram page Taurusevents1

for more updates and photos on all our events.

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Huddah Monroe Opens Up About Getting Married And About Her 5 Year Old Child

To the untrained eye, Huddah Monroe is just an Instagram junkie with a potty-mouth who hobnobs with sponsors who in turn find the money for her the jet-setting lifestyle she enjoys so much.

But there is more to her than meets the eye. In an interview with Millard Ayo, Huddah reveals to us that there is more than a sassy, foul mouth and risqué socialite. She shares about living in a violent household where her stepdad was sadistic and kept on mishandling her mother. Something which says made her conclude that marriage is not something she was looking forward to.

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 “I have not found someone I can date. Or tolerate. Forever is too long. Marriage is not something I’m looking forward to but I want like 10 babies, I have even adopted one kid.’ she says.
Her adopted kid s 5 years and in bababy class who is still in a children’s home but she caters to all her needs including paying her school fees.
Well, I think we judges Huddah too rashly and harshly, it seems beneath the surface, there is more to it.

Lang’ata’s Hottest Party is Going Down Tomorrow Night

 

While some clubs are facing threats of closure, Sirville Brewery & Lounge still welcomes you to an amazing nightlife experience starting this Friday with the Crème de la Crème live party affair. The party, proudly sponsored by Southern Comfort liqueur, features plenty of great live music mixes from Africa’s number 1 hype DJ; DJ Crème de la Crème. What’s more, there will be discounted prices on Southern Comfort bottle services and shots. So come thru with a friend or two or three and let the good times roll. And for those of you concerned about, parking, fret not, we’ve got ample parking at the galleria parking for Sh50 the whole night.

Remember the age policy is 26 years and above. 

Excessive consumption of alcohol is harmful to your health. Not for sale to persons under the age of 18 years.

Crème de la Crème Live in Sirville Event Summary:

Venue: Sirville Brewery & Lounge, Galleria Shopping Mall, First Floor.

Date: July 17, 2015.

Entry: Free.

 

Citizen TV’s Terry Anne Chebet Enjoys A Dinner Date With Renowned Churchill Comedian (Photo)

Terryanne Chebet is the ‘Jill of all Trades’ but has somehow managed to master them all.

She is an important figure in the media industry as a Senior Anchor at Citizen TV, a key player in the fashion and beauty industry as the founder of  Keyara Organics.

She is also the boss at Scarlet digital Kenya which deals with Online Branding and Marketing, PR and Advertisement.
So what kind of date do you take a woman who has made it? Well David the student seems to have figured it out as Terryanne seemed pretty stoked about their date recently

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Terryanne Chebet is the ‘Jill of all Trades’ but has somehow managed to master them all. She is an important figure in the media industry as a Senior Anchor at Citizen TV, a key player in the fashion and beauty industry as the Founder, Keyara Organics.

She is also the boss at Scarlet digital Kenya which deals with Online Branding and Marketing, PR and Advertisement.

So what kind of date do you take a woman who has made it? Well David the student seems to have figured it out as Terryanne seemed pretty stoked about their date recently

Are Pangs Of Owning A High-end Fuel Guzzler Biting Hard Into Ringtone’s Pockets? This Photo Speaks Volumes

It is like yesterday when gospel singer Ringtone Apoko caused a stir by acquiring a brand new high-end 2015 Range Rover car and went HAM on his colleague Jaguar by reminding him his old beef of owning a range rover.

Ringtone’s face off with Jaguar caused riffles on social media when the gospel singer reminded him of how he had dismissed him when he said he was playing to have a range rover like him (Jaguar).

Days before the dust settles, Ringtone is already defending a situation where a man is spotted fueling his expensive Range Rover in the middle of the road after running out of fuel.

The singer has taken issue with the media for what he says is making simple things look bigger than they should be. Many believe it is Ringtone who was caught in the situation and some media had to expose his woes.

Ringtone said:

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What’s is wrong with mtu kuishiwa Mafuta????media likes to make small things big things.

A mockery is already doing round social media aimed at the gospel singer. One very respected celebrity particularly edited the photo and said:

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Is Ringtone already feeling the pangs of owning a high end fuel guzzler? Is this his car? If not, why is he furious about the media covering the story? Doesn’t he know that the media puts light on things an ordinary person sees no importance?

 

Have A Look Inside The New Westgate Mall .This is Pretty Amazing (Photos)

 

21st September 2013 is a day that will forever remain etched in the memories of Kenyans and all shopaholics.

This is because this day marked the beginning of a 3 day siege where 67 people perished among them Ruhila Adatia in the hands of atrocious gunmen.

The sad reality was that within days the entire mall was destroyed by the Al-Shabaab insurgents without a care or backward glance. And what was once Kenya’s biggest Shopping Malls Westgate mall was no more.

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But 18th July 2015 will mark the beginning of a new era, the new and improved Westgate Mall which has thankfully been restored back to its former glory. Check it out next:


 

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Expect Nothing Short of Wild Fun & Great Entertainment at ‘The Mid-Month Seduction’ Party

When? 18th July, 2015

What? Mid-month Seduction

Where? Rafikiz Lang’ata

Time? 9pm till Dawn!

It’s being labelled Nairobi’s nightlife therapy, Rafikiz certainly lives up to that standards because it boasts of hosting the liveliest of parties.

This weekend they will be holding one sick party, it’s titled ‘The Mid-month Seduction’, a glow in the dark experience. Now you will have a glow in the dark wrist band which signifies you relationship status.

Pink will be Single

Green will be taken

Yellow will be ready

On the decks will be Dj RageKenya and Dj Unique.

Now Anga Sky Cinema is in the mix, they are giving out free tickets to go watch ‘Antman’ & ‘Terminator’ ‘Mission Impossible’. The tickoz are limited by the way. So check the poster how to get. You’ll get to watch the movies at Anga Sky Cinema, Panari.

Entrance is free.

List Of 23 Poorest Countries In The World Released… So Where Does Kenya Fall?

A list of 23 poorest countries in the world has been released. According to an analysis by the Global Finance Magazine, 19 of the 23 countries are from Africa.

Based on data from the IMF, the magazine ranked the world’s countries according to their GDP per capita and determined the poorest and richest ones, reports the Business Insider.

The analysis also used a Purchasing Power Parity (PPP) basis, which takes into account the living cost and inflation rates, in order to compare living standards between the different nations.

So where does Kenya fall in this list? Or the better way to put it is, is Kenya in the list of the 23 poorest countries in the world?

Well, according to the list, The Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) ranks in as the poorest country in the world based on its GDP per capita over the 2009-2013 period.

Business Insider says With DRC citizens earning on average $US394.25 a year, the country stands in sharp contrast with Qatar — where people earn an average of $US105,091.42.

Following the Democratic Republic of Congo are Zimbabwe, where in 2013 people earned $US589.25 on average, Burundi, where they earn $US648.58 a year and Liberia, where people earn $US716.04 on average.

Afghanistan comes in as the first non-African country in the list. It comes in at 10th place. It is also the first country where the average annual income passes the $US1,000 threshold with $US1072.19.

The other non-African countries on the list of the poorest 23 countries in the world are Nepal, Haiti, and Myanmar.

Luckily, Kenya is nowhere in the list. Here is the full list of the 23 poorest countries in the world:

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Thirst Trap: This Group Of Drop Dead Beautiful Female Soldiers Is Causing Havoc Online (Photos)

If militaries continue allowing sizzling hot ladies to serve in their armed forces, then fashion industry will run dry of model to catwalk on runways.

Last Friday, KDF’s sultry soldier, Edith Githinji, caused a pandemonium after her photos popped up on social media.

See also: Forget The Bootylicous Lady Cop Linda Okello. Meet The Prettiest Lady In The Armed Forces Who Is Giving Men Sleepless Nights

But Edith isn’t the only pretty lady in military uniform. A group of drop dead beautiful Rwandese soldiers is making thirsty Kenyan men seat with their legs crossed.

It’s common knowledge that Rwanda has angelic women, but not many imagined their dazzling ladies could be carrying firearms ready to defend Rwanda from external aggressors.

Photos of a group of alluring female Rwandese soldiers are currently doing rounds on social media. The thirst bandwagon is busy formulating fantasies with the photos.

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Are you Ready for Obinna’s ALL STARS AFFAIR? It Will Shut Down Nairobi!

He is a radio host, a singer and above all a comedian. With his Nigerian accent, Obinna Igwe found his niche and created a platform that is uniquely him. His brand is recognized far and wide in Kenya. Now, most of us have never met him in person, and that’s all about to change. If you can right about now just get out your diary’s and mark the 16th of July, 2015. Now that night, he will be at Skylux Lounge alongside other artistes.

That night will have live performances from Nameless and Kenzo will launch his new video ‘Wapi’. There shall be guest appearances from;

  • Calvo Mistari
  • Khaligraph Jones
  • Kristoff
  • Owago  Onyiro
  • Kaka Sungura
  • Jalang’o

Among many others. Check the poster.

For once in history, comedy and music will meet and make an explosion of a fun-filled night. You’ll dance and laugh at your troubles all under one roof.

Entrance is only 500/=.

There’s a dress-code, it’s all-white. Please don’t come with your own stuff.

See poster for details. Hope to see you there!

 

Babu Owino Viciously Attacked… This Is The Man Who Got Metal Balls To Face The Ferocious UoN Student Leader

Babu Owino is one of the scary names amidst many of Nairobians and Kenyans at large. Scary not because he has the ability to bring down Times Tower by himself or blow up Nairobi in 2 minutes. Scary in the manner in which he has managed to amass massive support from the UoN students who believe he is the only genuine leader who lives up to the challenge of facing any difficult situation that may befall them.

This explains why they have elected him as their leader for two consecutive terms, flooring his competitors with landslide wins.

But Babu has never steered clear of controversy. In fact today he remains the most controversial student leader within our confines.

The latest controversy Babu courted was when he sent a letter to the government demanding that US President Barack Obama visits the UoN and addresses students when he comes to Kenya later next week.

In the letter, Babu threatened that a number of UoN students have said they will commit suicide while some other female students promised to urinate in public if Obama doesn’t visit the UoN.

And this is the reason why Prof Makau Mutua, a US-based Kenyan professor who lectures at the Buffalo School of Law in America, is sitting on Babu’s balls.

According to Prof. Makau, Babu Owino is a functionally illiterate student leader. The professor has particularly taken issue with Babu’s grasp of the Queen’s language. He said this after the student leader misspelled the name Barack as Barrack.

Makau said:

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Lupita Nyongo’s Personal Stylist Falls In Love With Kenya! She Had This To Say

When Lupita flew in for the first time since her big break on Hollywood, we are told, she did not land alone. In tow were her groupies from the states, friends, but most importantly, her friend and personal stylist, Micaela Erlanger, an A-list fashion stylist. 

 The stylist has been praising Kenya for a week after her visit to Kenya with Lupita. Unbeknowst to the Media, she was on all trips that 
Lupita made in the country, she took photos which she has shared on her social media accounts with beautiful captions in favor of, Kenya and most interestingly, Nairobi-the city under the sun. Long Live Nairobi 

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It is imperative to note that Micaela is best known for her work with Lupita, she transformed her in to the graceful fashion goddess  of the red carpet as we know it, her most spectacular look was the 6000 pearl, Calvin Klein haute couture gown. She is currently working with Lupita’s rumored boyfriend, Jared Leto of the band, 30 seconds to mars. 

 

Rev. Kathy Kiuna Is Shipping In International Gospel Superstar. The Charges Though Will Throw You Off The Chair (Photos)

She is arguably the most vocal female preacher in the 254. Rev. Kathy Kiuna and her hubby, Bishop Allan Kiuna are one of the leading televangelists who have revolutionize the gospel industry.

Kathy has built a strong brand for her church, Jubilee Christian Church (JCC) which has a reputation of hosting high caliber local and international artists.

The likes of Willy Paul, Mercy Masika, Lady Bee, Size 8 among other notable faces within the gospel fraternity occasionally worship at JCC.

The lady of God also hosts a show, Women Without Limits, on NTV where she usually invites guests, mostly women, to share their inspirational stories.

Enough of the intro, Rev. Kathy will be hosting a hyped Daughters Of Zion (DOZ) convention which will be taking place at JCC parklands from August 25th-30th.

Among the high profile guests who will be gracing the event include; Dr. Cindy Trimm, Julian Kyula, Ester Obasi-Ike and International gospel superstar of Ghanaian origin, Sonnie Badu.

The award winning gospel singer is renounced worldwide for his vigor when it comes to singing and praising the lord.

If you wish to catch up with Sonnie during his Kenyan visit, better be prepared to part with a cool Kes 2,500, the charge is per attendee!

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Here’s a Teaser of Fanaka Arts Theatre #IkiaNjikie Comedy Show (Video)

The masters of Gikuyu are back with yet another hilarious comedy

Kenya’s most visible stand-up comedians all perform primarily in Swahili. There are others, however, who stay true to their roots and use their mother’s tongue as their medium of communication

With that in mind, Fanaka Arts will be pulling off yet another edition of Gikuyu night which will be full of laughter.

The play will feature comedy kings Johnson “fish” Muthamaki,Njomo Nyathira,Triza Kabue,Nice Wanjeri of Aunty boss and Maina Ndambiri.The play is directed by Njomo Nyathira and Triza Kabue.

The July Edition of the Hilarious Adults Only Gikuyu Comedy Play is titled “IKIA NJIKIE” and will be going down on from the 16th to 19th July at ALLIANCE FRANCAISE.

THURS 16th at 6:30pm, FRI 17th at 6pm n 8pm, SAT 18th and SUN 19th at 3,6 and 8pm.

Charges 500/=.Call/Mpesa 0724-040777 or Till no. 151303 to book.

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The Viral “Gerrarahia” Fever Makes It To A Clothing Line. (photos)

Never has accent joke been so Viral! It has been the butt of all joke, we’ve thrived on meme’s,the little videos of annoying people cut down to size by the hilarious statement “Wollap Nigga, just Wollap”  Before the finisher.. Do me a favor please, Gerrarahia! 

 The Joke gained prominence worldwide after Nigerian actor assumed an American accent after only being in America for 3 weeks. The Jokes which revolved around him and his friends didn’t fall short of the expectation, they were hilarious and viral.

Now, a month after, he has  already hit up the fashion market with a clothing line whose tag is? Guess? Gerrarahia!

Here are some of the merchandise in-case you got bitten by the Gerrarahia bug- gerrarahia3.jpg

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Now this would be a nice way of telling off people that you don’t like. 

 

Westgate Mall Reopens, But This Is What You Need To Know In Terms Of It’s Security.

West gate malls reopens after year long refurbishments prompted by the terror attacks which saw property worth in excess of millions get destroyed is a week long siege. This time round, the proprietors have not left anything to chance, the new mall is impenetrable. A fortress in its own right. 

The owners of the mall have contracted  Israeli security firm to provide security at the up-market mall, in addition to the 25 man  Israeli security guards, there will be 55 G4S officers working under the Israeli firm. 

Reuters reports that the firm has installed new security features including explosive detectors, luggage X-rays, scanners to check underneath cars, bollards to prevent car bombs, and bullet-proof guard towers.

 

Kidero Vows To Suffocate Nairobi’s 1824 Whiskey Bar And Lounge

The war on illegal liquor dens is taking a whole different approach to start targeting legal and popular entertainment hotspots.

Nairobi Governor, Dr. Evans Kidera, is flexing his muscles and sadly it’s 1824 Whiskey Bar and Lounge that is the first victim of Kidera’s wrath.

1824 is a popular joints for Nairobi’s guzzlers which is located along Langata Road, opposite the Carnivore junction.

The entertainment joint fell on Kidero’s radar after flouting rules and regulations governing the operation hours of liquor stores and bars.

Kidero says 1842 has been operating beyond the required legal hours and as such the owner(s) ought to be arrested and prosecuted.

“They will be arrested and prosecuted because even if it’s legal but doing it outside the legal hours make it illegal.” Vexed Kidero uttered.

The Nairobi sheriff further added revelers turning up at 1824 for a drink or two have a tendency of blocking the road.

To cut the long story short, watch the clip below:

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Shocking! Celebrity Lawyer Who Offered Obama Engrossing Dowry Abandons His Faith After A Lady Friend Convinced Him To Do So

50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats, remember that? The man who became a global sensation overnight is at it again!

The audacious lawyer, Felix Kiprono, who offered the world’s most powerful man livestock in exchange for his daughter’s hand in marriage, is never short of surprises.

For starters, Felix, was salivating after 17-year-old Malia Obama. His infatuation drove him to offer President Obama 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats as dowry.

The celebrity lawyer has once again pulled out another shocker that makes you wonder just how many surprises he has in store.

Felix told Citizen that he had trashed his old faith to embrace Islam. The lawyer says he denounced Christianity some four years ago.

So what was his reason for crossing over to Islam? A sweet-talking lady friend convinced the lawyer the religion highly embraces brotherhood so Felix decided to give it a try.

He says he didn’t want to talk about his conversion till now because he was attending Islamic classes, he only revealed he was a Muslim because he is three months shy of finishing his studies.

Oh! Felix also says has a new name, Adnan, which is now included in the conversion certificate that he acquired from his religious leaders.

Credit: Citizen

16th July 2015:Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

Obama is still the hottest topic on all news outlets! Wonder how things will be when he finally touches down on Friday next week! Anyway hope all of you had awesome night, if you didn’t don’t worry because there is always next time. What’s cutting this Thursday morning? See the articles below:

#1Here Is The 19 Year Old Girl Who Has Been Hooking Up Sexy University Girls With Wealthy Kenyan Senators,Mps and Governors. She’s Also Rumored To Be Dating A Popular Central Kenya Governor. (Photos)

#2Citizen TV’s Hussein Mohammed Is To Be Blamed For Prompting Moses Kuria To Storm Out Of Live TV Interview (Video)

#3Meet Wife To Radio Personality Who Is Causing Jitters On Social Media (Photo)

#4Shaffie Weru Leads An Online Onslaught On Moses Kuria After He Stormed Out Of A Live Interview On Citizen TV

#5There Is No Plane On Earth Like President Obama’s Air Force One… Here Are The Fascinating Things You Should Know About The ‘Flying White House’ That Will Touch Down At The JKIA In A Week’s Time (Photos)

#6Kenyan Songbird Reveals How She Is Living In Abjection As Her Boyfriend Lives Large Driving A Posh Car And Owns A Mansion (Video)

#7What Sonko Has Promised To Do for The Late Mzee Ojwang

#8You Won’t Believe How Many Security Officers Are On Ground Just To Protect President Obama. More Than A Half The Number Of All Kenyan Soldiers!

#9Ghafla! Exclusive: What’s Happening At NMG That Their Employees Are In A Rush To Find Jobs Elsewhere? Nation FM’s Anto Neosoul Desperately Begs For A Job At Standard Group

#10Famous Boys’ School In Bungoma Sends Home 19 Students For Practicing Homosexuality (Photos+Video)

Several Students Injured As Kenya Methodist University Conducts “Terror Drill”

It is required that an organization prepares for the unknown calamities such as terrorism by conducting terror drills. Unfortunately, if executed wrong, they might result in injuries, some of them fatal. 

 Nairobi news reports: “.. Panic gripped Kenya Methodist University (Kemu) in Meru county on Wednesday afternoon when the administration staged a terrorist attack drill ahead of the graduation ceremony that will be held on Saturday.

The Daily Nation correspondent in Meru reports that an unknown number of students and staff were rushed to hospital after they sustained minor injuries in the melee that ensued…”

Reasons for the injuries sustained were from the pandemonium as students and faculty scurried to safety. 

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Forget Lupita Or Obama, Another Kenyan Of Luo Descent Makes Headlines In The US After American Clubs Fought Over Him. And It Isn’t Daniel Adongo

Another Kenyan is making headlines on world stage. American clubs have made David Johnny Oduya became a global sensation.

Kenyans are conquering the world by the very definition of the word, talk of first black US President, Barack Obama, ICC first Vice-President, Judge Joyce Aluoch, flourishing NFL player, Daniel Ojambo Adongo and Oscar awarding winning actress, Lupita Nyongo, they all trace their ancestry here in Kenya.

Stop there for a second, I almost forgot legendary neurosurgeon and author, Ben Carson, also calls Kenyan home.

See also: Revered American Author And Neurosurgeon, Ben Carson, Reveals He Is Kenyan. Guess Which Part Of The Country He Hails From?

David Oduya, a Swedish professional ice hockey defenceman, has attracted the attention of Kenyans after three American clubs struggled for a piece of his.

US Ice hockey clubs, Buffalo Sabres and Columbus Blue Jackets are among the teams battling to sign Oduya to their sides.

The 33-year player is currently a free agent which means he shall be choosing to play for a club that offers the best deal for him.

The ice hockey defenceman is the son of a Kenyan father and a Swedish mother. He boasts of winning several trophies for various clubs he has played for.

Below are photos of Oduya:

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Househelp Wanted By Court To Shed Light On The Murder Of Of NTV Journalist (Photos)

The trial of late NTV journalist who was murdered in her residential house in Umoja estate has taken a new twist after High Court issued a warrant of arrest against the deceased’s former househelp.

Sarah Wambui Kabiru was allegedly murdered by her own husband, Moses Otieno Dola, on May 1, 2011 after they were locked in a heated a quarrel.

The suspect is said to have strangled Kabiru by either using his bare hands or a piece cloth before locking her in their bedroom and escaping.

The trial hasn’t concluded whether Dola actually killed his wife or whether there was a second hand at play.

Yesterday, High Court judge, Roselyn Korir issued a warranted of arrest against Eunice Mwangi, a former househelp to Wambui, saying she was a crucial witness in the case.

The High Court Jugde issued the warrant of arrest because Eunice failed to honor an earlier court summon.

She says the former househelp must have been present during the murder of the late NTV journalist and as such she plays a critical role in resolving the case.

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                                                                   Wambui and Dola

Credit: The Star

Gear Up For The Ultimate Ohangla Night Tonight

 

Party-goers this is good news for you! Partying starts TONIGHT! Guess where?

There is the new club that is the talk of town. It’s Sky-world lounge at Tom Mboya Street. A homely lounge accentuated by terrific music over ambiance that is to die for.

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Tonight, Lady Moreen, that sexy lady who does Ohangla will be performing with a live band.

You can be there too. How? Make your way after work or whatever is keeping you busy to a night of solemn African Vibe and an exciting mature crowd.

Entrance is Free! See you there.

 

Night Of A Thousand Laughs With Africa’s Best Comedians

This year, the Nite Of A Thousand Laughs celebrates its 5th year running of bringing you the best in African Comedy dubbed #PigaMakofiMaraTano. This annual event aims to bring together different talents from different corners of the continent for a night of laughter music &unforgettable fun and this time round, the lineup is impeccable!

The night will feature;

  • Mc PiliPili (TZ)
  • Mpho (SA)
  • DKB GHANA (GH)
  • Chipukeezy (KE)
  • Jalango (KE)
  • Klint D drunk (NIG)
  • Obinna (KE)

Be sure to join us in this grand festival on August 1st 2015 at the Bomas Of Kenya, Nairobi

Tickets for Regular, V.I.P and V.V.I.P Table Service are now available on ticketsasa.com

Follow us on facebook (Nite Of A Thousand Laughs) and twitter (@NOTL_Ke) for daily updates

Diamond Causes Ripples After Revealing He Is Eying 3 Kenyan Artists. Especially Jaguar!

You might not have noticed this but Tanzanian heartthrob, Diamond Platnumz, has his eyes set on three Kenyan musicians whom he says he plans to execute special projects with.

Currently Diamond is the most sought after artist from the greater East African region. Parasitic Nigerian musicians dashed in their numbers to drop numerous collabos with him to the extent that the Tanzanian had to lock them off from working with him anymore.

So if the continental star says he has been sniffing around our backyard and only managed to pick up the scent of three Kenyan artists, that’s a something for the mentioned musicians to boast about.

So who are these three Kenyan artists that fell on Diamond’s radar? Top of the list is Kenya’s arguably richest singer, Jaguar, rapper Collins Majale and Chikuzee.

During an interview with Mseto East Africa’s Mzazi Willy Tuva, Diamond revealed he would like to work with the three Kenyan artists.

Kuhusu Kufanya Kazi na Msanii wa Kenya DIAMOND alikuwa na Hili la Kusema.

“Muda si mrefu Tutafanya kazi na Jaguar, Collins Majale . Namkubali Chikuzee pia ilikuwa nifanye kazi naye lakini aliyekuwa anamdhamini alipotea. Lakini hivi karibuni inshallah Tutafanya kazi moja kubwa na msanii wa Kenya ambaye itatusua Afrika Nzima” Diamond told Mzazi.

His revelation left Kenyans engulfed with wild excitement, fans can’t wait to witness a collabo between Diamond and the three Kenyan musicians.

This Is The Hottest Prospect Sauti Sol, Jaguar, Diamond And A Host Of Other Artistes Should Be Dreaming Of Doing A Collabo With

They say what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. And disability is not inability. All this can be used to sum up to one thing: determination knows no barrier.

This probably explains why one musician with albinism has defied all odds to land himself in the industry with a thud and gone ahead to prove that his talent is just immeasurable.

Meet Brian Onsomu who goes by the stage name Brax and a look at him will deceive you that this is a quiet boy who is introverted, probably because of his condition.

But Brax is not your ordinary guy. His talent in singing should be everyone’s envy. The boy is talented to the maximum.

His latest release tells it all. Brax did a brand new video which is already  being received very well amongst many Kenyans.

The video goes by the name Ntengere, a Kisii word meaning Dance for Me. The video is a blend of Swahili, English and Ekegusii, something that makes the song sound like it just dropped from Abuja.

The video itself is no disappointment. This is definitely a club banger. No doubt about it.

This is one of those talents that every established artiste would want to collaborate with. Brax has an edge over many artistes not because he is an albino but because of the talent he harbours which just needs nurturing.

This is not the first time he has hit the studios to do a captivating song. Early this year he was once again in the headlines with another captivating jam.

You gotta listen to this and make your own judgement:

 

Diamond Platnumz Discusses Willy Paul And Bahati. Here Is What He Said

Willy Paul Msafi and Kevin Bahati are two gospel wonder kids in the  Kenyan industry today, and perhaps because of their status, one could be forgiven to argue that this is the reason why the two have publicly differed, threatening the relationship they claim to have between them.

The two were embroiled in an altercation early this year when Bahati accused Willy of stealing his songs by colluding with producer Teddy B.

Willy Paul responded by releasing one of the songs he allegedly story from Bahati.

The two have since buried the hatchet and promised to work together as brothers.

All this aside, Tanzanian maestro Diamond Platinumz has discussed the two Kenyan gospel singers. Mnay Kenyans have been wondering if ever Bahati and Willy Paul are going to do a collabo considering that their style of singing is the same.

I believe this is the same reason why Mzazi Willy M Tuva confronted Daimond with the same question. Speaking to him on Radio Citizen’s Mambo Mseto show, Diamond responded by saying that it is a bit difficult for him to do a collabo with the gospel boys because of the religious difference between them.

He said that being a Muslim, he doesn’t want to court controversy by doing a gospel collabo with Bahati and Willy Paul. Instead Daimond says that he would be glad to do a neutral song with the two if at all they have to avoid controversy.

Msetoea reports: 

Kuhusu Kufanya Collabo na @bahatikenya na @willypaulmsafi@diamondplatnumz Amesema kuimba Gospel itakua tatizo maana ni muislamu labda wimbo ikawa ni neutral maana hataki kuonekana kama anachokoza dini ila anawakubali sana.

Mzee Ojwang To Be Buried Hours After Obama Leaves Kenya

Veteran Vitimbi actor, Mzee Ojwang, will finally be laid to rest hours after the world’s most powerful man departs to Ethiopia.

Mzee Ojwang’s death has been overshadowed by Obama’s historic visit to his father’s land as the seating President of America.

Kenyans are torn between mourning the veteran comedian and celebrating Obama’s ‘homecoming’ which is just 8 days away.

The country is in a jubilant mood despite the death of one of the country’s legends. Basically the leader of free world has set the mood in Kenya!

It could be because of Obama’s meticulous entry into the 254 that the committee planning Mzee Ojwang’s funeral decided to wait a day after President Obama departs to finally bury the fallen actor.

Obama will be leaving Kenya on 26th July heading to Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Diplomatic sources had indicated the US leader will be departing on Sunday night.

Ojwang will be laid to rest on Tuesday the 28th of July. You can be sure it’s a confirmed date since it was the flamboyant Nairobi Senator, Mike Sonko, who communicated the date.

Kenyan Songbird Reveals How She Is Living In Abjection As Her Boyfriend Lives Large Driving A Posh Car And Owns A Mansion (Video)

 

It is very rare for a lady to open up about the problems she is going through especially when the man they love ditches them after amassing enough wealth that can sustain them on the first lane of life for a long period of time without feeling any pinch.

Such men, I must admit, are rare but when you find them, give them a hard slap on my behalf. How do you dump your girl who stood by and with you when you had nothing just because you’ve started seeing some light at the end of the tunnel?

As you ponder over this, songstress Vivian is out to tell her story. A story that shows how her man dumped her when he started racking in some money which helped him built himself a mansion and buy a classy car. The man is also making frequent appearances on TV these days.

All this is happening in a new video that the songstress released a few hours ago.

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I must admit without much ado that Vivian is a talented singer. This is a jam I have been playing all day long in the office because honestly, apart from being an educative one, its production is excellent. I mean the lyrics are awesome and of course her voice complements everything here.

As a constructive critic, I would give Vivian a 9/10 on this one. The tone and rhythm of the song rhyme well. The execution of the content is awesome and above all, you are bound to learn one or two things from this song.

But what she should have improved on is the video. The man in the video is too dormant even though that is what the song is all about.

I feel like he should have done more than just sit and get caressed as Vivian begs him to come back to her life.

I would say that the song is also passing on some unnecessary message. A lady should not beg a man who doesn’t want to be in her life like Vivian wants to tell us. If someone dumps you without considering how important you have been in their life there is no need of begging that person to come back.

All in all, this is a thumbs-up Vivian. An incredible job. Here is the video:

 

 

The Craziest Party About to go Down With DJ Creme De La Creme

Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourself for a Friday party at Sirville Brewery & Lounge courtesy of Epic Nation and Southern Comfort.The party is dubbed the ‘Crème Live Party’.

Spinmaster DJ Crème de la Crème headlines the party with great club banging music, song requests and dedications all night.

The party starts around 9pm, but you can come as early as 5pm to maximize the happy hour sessions which closes around 8pm. There will be fantastic offers on Southern Comfort liqueur all night also.

Entry free! Strictly Over 26 Years!

Ample parking at Galleria Mall for Sh50 the whole night.

Get ready to party like there’s no tomorrow. Cause it’s gonna be epic! #SirvilleLifestyle #SirvilleNowBrewing