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Wow! Check Out This Alfa Romeo Breaking Necks In Nairobi (Photos)

A locally built replica of an early 1930s Alfa Romeo 1750 sports racing car will be one of the most eye catching of the eleven Alfas contesting at the CBA Africa Concours d’Elegance at the Nairobi Racecourse. 

Ms. Silvia Cassini will be showing this unique car which was built by her late grandfather Vittorio who was a leading coach builder and restorer of rare vintage cars.

As a youngster in Italy, the late Vittorio Cassini was enthralled by the exploits of the Alfa Romeo 1750 sports cars in long distance races including the Mille Miglia and LeMans.Inspired by these successes in the 1930s, he longed to own such a car, but realized this was an impossible dream.

Long after establishing the coach building company of Cassini and Tonolo in Nairobi, he set about building a replica as a worthwhile alternative to owning one of the rare and extremely valuable original Alfa Romeo 1750 cars.Together with his staff he made the chassis and body.The car was completed by fitting the engine, gearbox and rear axle of a 1972 Alfa Romeo Giulia.

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This locally built replica of an early 1930s Alfa Romeo 1750 sports racing car will be one of the most eye catching machines contesting at the CBA Africa Concours d’Elegance. Ms. Silvia Cassini will be showing this unique car which was built by her late grandfather Vittorio who was leading coach builder and restorer of rare vintage cars.

He completed the fine replica in 1990 by which time Cassini and Tonolo had branched into selling and servicing tractors and agricultural equipment.The firm is now the agent for Valtra tractors and JCB agricultural equipment.

The Alfa Romeo 1750 sports racing car replica has appeared at past Concours d’Elegance events and has won awards.After several years of absence, Silvia Cassini is bringing the car back to the Racecourse to contest the class for up to1,600 cc sports cars.She will be up against Magdi Riad’s 1962 Triumph Herald, Chandan Gidomal’s 1954 MG TF and the 1947 MG TC of Sati Gata Aura which is highly rated as a potential overall winner.

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Ms. Silvia Cassini checks the engine of the locally built replica of the early 1930s Alfa Romeo sports racing car which will contest the CBA Africa Concours d’Elegance

 

There is a full field of 70 cars and 40 motorcycles for the Concours d’Elegance, but there are a few spaces available for the Classic Car and Motorcycle Sale.This caters for machine made in 1990, or earlier regardless of their condition.There are only three vacant plots in Auto Expo (the motor trade section) and all entries close at noon on Wednesday September 16th.

Crowd pulling Concours cars include the VW Karmann Ghia coupes of Paul Chemngorem and DJ Adrian Washika, the 1957 Mercedes 190 SL entered by DT Dobie and the 1937 Wolseley limousine which has been entered by Ugandan enthusiasts Kalvins Kagwa.

Impressive large cars are a strong feature of the entry list.Among the machines to watch are the 1965 Jaguar E-type of Alec Davis, Rajesh Lakhani’s Rolls Royce and Stuart Herd’s 1965 Jaguar Mark X which is the largest car ever made by Jaguar. The meticulously prepared 1951 Jaguar Mark V of Phoenix Aviation is a previous winner of the big car class and is likely to be ranked among the top ten on September 27th.

Spectators will be dividing their time between the assessment of the 70 cars in front of the Racecourse grandstands and the 40 motorcycles in the parade ring.The big bikes always capture the attention of spectators and there are 25 bikes with engines exceeding 900 cc.

One of these is the Yamaha VMax of Matthew Wilson who has brought his bike from Kigali to Nairobi for the Concours.His rivals include the 1946 Harley Davidson of Bevan Beckmannwho is one of the three competitors representing the Vintage Motorcycle Club of South Africa.

The Nairobi based Cruzin Kings Group has seven entries, but they are out numbered by the 15 members of the Uganda Association who will be riding from Kampala to Nairobi to be at the Racecourse on September 27th.The oldest motorcycles in the Concours are DKW of Sati Jabbal and the Triumph of Gerald Roelofs both of which were made in 1925.

 

Check Out Kenya’s Most Elegant Muslim Fashion Blogger!

Nasra Abdulrahman has proven that no one has to look dull because their religion subscription expects them to behave in a certain way. She has gone beyond the Bui Bui and the ordinary shoes for a look that will have you saying ..Daang, this is good. 

 She prides in modesty and keeps her style as such, looking good and while still conforming with what the society expects of her in terms of religion.  It is interesting to note that she experiments with different outfits for  above par sartorial elegance. 

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Proper Send Off, Sonko’s Late Dad To Be Buried In A Gold And Diamond Encrusted Casket (photos)

Gideon Kioko was accorded a kingly sendoff earlier today courtesy of his flamboyant son, the Nairobi senator, Mike Sonko. 

 His remains were transported to his final resting place aboard a limousine which was flanked side by side by a motorcade of more than 60  pricey cars and 10 outrider motor bikes. 

In addition, we are told that the old man was buried in a casket inlaid with gold and embellished all round with diamonds. 

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The casket, with Gold and diamond details. 

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Here Is Where You Can Watch Comedian Trevor Noah Live In Action As He Takes Over the World on Popular American Late Night Show, The Daily Show

Trevor Noah is now limbering up to step into the shoes of beloved Daily Show creator, Jon Stewart, who left the show in August after 16 years. 

 The hotly-anticipated Noah debut will be the first time in history that an African has hosted a US late-night TV franchise.

To celebrate the upcoming debut of Trevor Noah as host of legendary “fake news” programme The Daily Show, DStv and Comedy Central (DStv channel 122) are opening the channel to Compact Plus and Compact subscribers for the first week of broadcast (28 September – 2 October).

“At MultiChoice Africa, we’re firmly committed to promoting and showcasing African talent on our platforms. This is the reason we have given more subscribers access to watch history in the making as one of Africa’s talents makes his mark in the world,” said MultiChoice Africa CEO, Tim Jacobs.

 

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Multichoice Africa Chief Executive Officer Tim Jacobs  Photo: www.newsday.co.zw

Commented Evert van der Veer, Head of Comedy Central, Africa, “Every comedy fan in the Africa is eager to witness how Trevor is going to handle the biggest gig of his life, and also to see him fly the flag for the continent.  This is such an important milestone for African comedy and we are expecting record viewing figures for the premiere and first week of broadcast.”

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah will air Tuesdays to Fridays on Comedy Central (DStv channel 122) at 22:00 EAT from Tuesday 29 September, just 24 hours after the live US premiere.  Comedy Central will be running, full catch-up episodes of The Daily Show online at www.comedycentralafrica.com from 30 September. Find out more by logging onto www.comedycentralafrica.comor follow Comedy Central on Twitter @ComedyCentralAF, Instagram at ComedyCentralAF, and like Comedy Central on Facebook at www.facebook.com/comedycentralafrica. To join the conversation about The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, please use the hashtag #TDSTrevorNoah.

Another Citizen TV Personality To Exchange Vows This Weekend. The Conditions Which Guests Must Meet Though! Absurd!

This year alone, two Royal Media journalists, Janet Mbugua and Symbua Mwele, walked down the aisle. Another one (though she isn’t employed by RMS per se) is set to follow in their footsteps.

Citizen TV’s Fashion Watch panelist, Annabel Onyango, will be exchanging vows with her longtime fiancé, Marek Fuchs, the man behind Sauti Sol’s spiring success.

The two lovebirds will officially become a couple this coming Saturday. The wedding will be held at two different places; the bravura Great Rift Valley Lodge and Golf Resort in Naivasha.

Annabel being a celebrity stylist you expect her wedding to be graced by guest who will dress to kill whatever there is to be killed.

Anyhow, the fashion stylist has stipulated conditions under which all guest attending her wedding SHOULD meet.

You all know Fashion Watch is the weirdest TV segment on Kenyan screens. What Annabel,Carol Odero, Lilian Muli, Robert Burale and Ian Mbugua see as the ideal dressing in most cases usually look like peasants’ cloths worn by ancient slaves imported from somewhere in Punjab India to serve their Roman masters.

Well, Annabel is borrowing her idea of ‘classy’ fashion to her wedding. Guests have been asked dress like men in black; the dress code is black. Kwani ni matanga tena??

Don’t forget Annabel expects all gifts to be sealed in envelops! Even if you are giving her the finest brand of the latest LED screen, make sure it fits in an envelope! Or else… “Keep it to yourself”

Mohammed Ali Gets Serious Culture Shock In Europe Thanks To This (Photo)

The culture in European countries is quite different from many African countries as most of our cultures are reserved and anything away from #teamorals is frowned upon.

And therefore it goes without saying that there are many instances when a Kenyan visitor will be taken aback with what he or she observes in lands yonder.

Mohammed Ali was recently in Europe where he got to tour Belgium and Amsterdam alongside his companion John Allan Namu. He got to visit various sites, but there were sites that made him reel back in shock.

This is because of the sex shops that are blatantly advertised in Europe, something which is hard to find here as even sex talk here is a hush-hush topic. But there you can just go in and watch people romp as casually as you can buy a packet of salt back here. A scenario that shocked Moha who had this to say “If Europe is heaven wacha ikae. Devils workshop. Here you pay to watch it live! Nkt”

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Meet The 23-Year-Old New Socialite In Town. She Doesn’t Have Titanic Booty But Male Revelers Don’t Give Her Space To Breathe (Photos)

While the likes of Vera Sidika and Huddah Monroe sweating serving their foreign clients, a new socialite is taking Nairobi by storm.

A-List socialites rarely show up at City night clubs to rave with Nairobians. Even so, socialites are in full supply in the nation’s capital.

23-Year-Old Faith Ngugi is slowly filling in the shoes on her sophisticated counterparts. She might be the reason why some dudes have exhausted the services of shylocks and other money lending apps just to catch up with her at city night clubs.

Miss Ngugi is a regular face at Nairobi’s leading entertainment hotspots. She makes coin by hosting various gigs at clubs.

And revelers love every piece of her. She knows A-Z about making party-goers feel the value of spending their at entertainment hotspots.

Currently, the young socialite has inked a deal with Club Life Kenya.

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Innocent ‘Sumu La Penzi’ Actress Unleashes Her Sexy Side. Who Knew She Kept All This Hotness Hidden From The Public?

For close to two years Sumu La Penzi has won over fans, won countless awards and carved its niche in The East African entertainment industry.

This is all thanks to a beautiful set, a great storyline and a set of attractive yet talented actresses certainly does not hurt.

Sumu La Penzi follows the life of three urban women Mariam, Eva and Tindi as they meander through life. With the director turning the spotlight on their misfortunes and their adventures as they prey on high-flying men in the city to fund their lavish lifestyles.

Today we turn the spotlight on Tindi who is played by the super-gorgeous Joyce Maina who is certainly a far cry from the innocent Tindi she plays.  Doesn’t she look amazing?

 

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The Biggest Talent Show In Kenya Gets A Recording Studio (photos)

It is the best and arguably most influential talent search reality show in the country. Through the Dreamz Come True Initiative, over a thousand students have earned scholarships and pursued their dreams and it appears there is more in store.

Talents Search Initiative under Nasaha Africa flagship has set up a recording studio to be used by participants in the show. The recording studio will be launched when all plans are completed. Have a look at the how the set up currently is in the photos below:

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Movie Review: Straight Outta Compton.

I finally watched Straight outta Compton after seeing all the hullabaloo on social media with photos ghastly  displaying “Straight outta Githurai” “Straight outta Kahawa” and straight outta every other nook and crevice that we call home. 

 The movie lived to the hype, It strangely reminded me of “The Empire” with all the hip-hop swag but less colorful than the Empire as it imbibes how Compton looked like back in the late 80’s . 

Straight outta Compton is a tall tale of  a surburban  group of  NWA’s (Niggas With Attitudes)  emerges from the mean streets of Compton in Los Angeles, California, in the mid-1980s and revolutionizes Hip Hop culture with their music and tales about life in the hood.

It is a spell-binding movie about hip-hop, the blacks and the hassle to create music in a society that tries to mask the freedom of expression. 

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It is a movie that hip-hop heads will particularly find pleasure in watching especially in the fact that it stars Dr Dre, Ice Cube and Eazy E. 

 

 

Ghafla Exclusive: Vera Sidika Responds To Claims She Has Become Broke

News that Vera Sidika was languishing in poverty hit many like a wrecking ball.

A certain blog claimed that the socialite was forced to close shop as she could no longer afford to keep The Vera Sidika Hair Lounge located at Green House Mall afloat.

We reached out to the socialite who refuted claims of going broke. Claiming that the reason why she was out of Green House was because she is moving her hair shop to Westlands as it’s growing into a salon and spa.

“Initially it was a hair shop just selling hair extensions but my main goal was to set up a salon so the hair shop was just laying foundation for it” she said.

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Before going ahead and adding “It’s so lame for them to publish things they don’t understand especially when they don’t even try to reach out and find out facts! They didn’t ask anyone just because I’m moving they assume I’m closing.

“And how lame can one be to even think that moving shop means you’re broke?” she asks.

Well there you have it, Vera Sidika has not gone broke, she has just moved shop.

Elani Have Been Kidnapped!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, you’ve probably been wondering why Elani haven’t been able to release a hit song since last year. You might have thought that they ran out of ideas. Well, we are sad to inform you that they have been abducted. Yes, all the members of the talented music group have been kidnapped by aliens. The most probable likelihood is that Elani were picked up by extraterrestrial entities and that’s why their voices have never been heard since. It has become a great concern..

However, some conspiracy theorists have argued that this assertion might be incorrect. Their version of events narrates that Elani might have fled earth by their own will. With the strong presence of Sauti Sol, they feared they couldn’t rule the local turf they way they would have loved to. Some also argue that Elani might just be on am outer space tour, starting with Mars, then Venus, then Jupiter before returning to earth. We all know how big Jupiter is so yeah, maybe it’ll take them some time.

Despite the decision by some quarters to remain positive, majority of the fans are still worried. Freshly discovered evidence points to a chilling turnout of events. A rockstar from Pluto was smitten by Elani songtress Wambui’s beauty and decided to take her from earth and wife her. Fellow band Maureen and Brian tried to accost the freaky humanoids who liked metallic strokes of asparagus in order to save their sister. Unfortunately, they didn’t succeed in salvaging the love heist hence they ended up as abductees too. Spooky indeed

A few months ago, a round UFO (Unidentified Flying Object) was seen in the skies of Nairobi. Fans were wrong to assume that maybe the mundane vessel was one of Obama’s choppers. The harsh truth is that this might have been one of the spaceships used to kidnap Elani.

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Fans are now pleading with the government to send members of the badass Recce Squad on a mission to rescue ELani from outer space. However, the government insists that such a request is ‘unsustainable’. The government doesn’t even have money to pay teachers, let alone send a special unit to space.

Elsewhere, members of the new NGO dubbed ‘Okoa Elani’ are opting to remain hopeful that the aliens might ask for a ransom. In preparation, they are setting up MPESA contribution numbers to gather enough funds.

So for now, it’s unclear what Elani’s fate will be. Fans want more music. It’s been too long. Fants want Elani back. Who will save Elani from the limey, gooey, furry, multi-limbed creatures from outer space,? No one knows. The only question for now is, ‘Kwani wapi tulikosea tukaachwa mataa?’

 

Who Knew Nick Mutuma Would Stoop This Low To Having Clandestine Affairs

                                  BETRAYAL

                 Years of friendship threatened by infidelity


Back due to great public demand
 25-27th SEPTEMBER AT THE NEWLY REFURBISHED KENYA NATIONAL THEATER

Hilarious Suspense drama Back due to great public demand. Will run on Fri 25th at 6 & 8pm, Sat 26th at 3, 6 & 8pm and 27th Sunday at 3 & 6pm, September, 2015 at Alliance Francaise. STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY.
 
Set in a hotel in Mombasa, this hilarious suspense drama features three couples on a holiday retreat i.e. John (Nick Ndeda) and Sophia (Nice Githinji); Tim (Nick Mutuma) and Magda (May Wairimu); and Kevin (Kirumburu Ng’ang’a) and Lisa (Janet Kirina). Some of them have not been emotionally present in their respective marriages for quite some time. But even before they can begin to rekindle their love for each other, issues of commitment, infidelity and betrayal emerge, as secrets are revealed with tragic consequences.
 
The couples are torn apart by clandestine affairs causing a spiraling chaos of deceit, manic cover-up and marital mishaps.
 
But the complications and confrontations – far from ending – are only just beginning… the hotel manager Ricky (Bilal Mwaura Ng’ang’a) and sexy waitress Wendy (Liz Ngugi), aided by the multifaceted security officer Jomo (Martin Githinji) have a plot that will throw everything into disarray and complicate matters further.
 
BETRAYAL is a powerful story that follows the modern day challenges in relationships.
 
The all star cast is directed by Martin Githinji. The production manager is Mbeki Mwalimu while the stage Manager is Beauty Ayoma  It’s produced by Abuto Eliud
 
Tickets @600/=. Advance tickets on sale at only 500 bob till Thursday September 24th. (Special offer at 400 bob only till this Friday STRICTLY VIA MPESA/AIRTEL) Mpesa Buy Goods  Till Number 811120. 0726524124/0728130134, Airtel: 0734524124 or call 0202025811. Email: info@fcakenya.co.ke
 
KINDLY CALL OR TEXT TO RESERVE YOUR SEAT/DATE BEFORE OR IMMEDIATELY AFTER SENDING THE MONEY
 
“We would really appreciate your company at this new theater refurbished by Kenya Breweries at a cost of 150 million shillings. Please invite a friend(s) to come watch the best show ever in Kenya” FCA.
 
Tickets on sale at
  • Alliance Francaise reception
  • Assanand Music Shop on Moi avenue
  • 8to8 Mall next to Jazz Bar and Metz Photo Lab
  • Revlon Plaza, Tubman Rd, Off Kimathi St., Lower ground floor, Next to Bazaar Hse, Opposite Total Petrol Station.

Tickets for BETRAYAL are in high demand! So go on, get your ticket today. You will not be disappointed. Treat yourself to a thrilling evening of high quality entertainment.

This Is Eric Omondi’s Comedy Show Only The Rich Can Afford (Photos)

When shows are advertised, you always have the ringer, ‘you cannot afford to miss this one’. Well here is one you can miss and have no qualms about it. If laughter is the best medicine then Eric Omondi’s new monthly comedy show serves it pretty expensively but in a classy manner.

The exclusive show is a satirical comedy aptly titled Naked Truth and is held at the Vila Rosa Kempinski at Sh. 5000  per person entry fees alone. the first edition was held last Saturday and saw attendance from a rich selection of the elite. in attendance too was Dorothy Nyong’o the mother to Lupita Nyong’o. Here are the photos

 

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This Is Eric Omondi’s Comedy Show Only The Rich Can Afford (Photos)

When shows are advertised, you always have the ringer, ‘you cannot afford to miss this one’. Well here is one you can miss and have no qualms about it. If laughter is the best medicine then Eric Omondi’s new monthly comedy show serves it pretty expensively but in a classy manner.

The exclusive show is a satirical comedy aptly titled Naked Truth and is held at the Vila Rosa Kempinski at Sh. 5000  per person entry fees alone. the first edition was held last Saturday and saw attendance from a rich selection of the elite. in attendance too was Dorothy Nyong’o the mother to Lupita Nyong’o. Here are the photos

 

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Here is The Reason Behind Comedian Sam West & Sautisol’s Delvin Mudigi Trending YouTube Video

You probably have heard about him, cause Sam West is not a new face on the media. The media mogul-cum-comedian has made headlines a number of times for his hilarious jests. He has made some hilarious clips imitating American based Tv shows; Breaking Bad and Power.

Sam West was born on June 14, 1985. He is a radio personality in one of Kenya’s famous media houses, a media mogul and of course a comedian. He actually became a comedian by mistake while he was having a drink with his pals. He was handed a mic in a Karaoke session, instead of singing the guy cracked up the crowd with jokes! He got a standing ovation. Then began his comedy journey…

Rising from a mistake, now Sam West get’s some very alluring deals and events to headline.  He actually will be debuting his comedy career this month, the 25th of September 2015. At the prestigious British Council Compound. I can’t start guessing how he got there, that place has some serious security detail! Sneeze suspiciously, you’ll have the whole security team on your ass hailing you from there!

Apparently the event is by invites only, and will be flocked by some top names in the entertainment industry. MC will be JB Masanduku, Solinga Music band will do a live performance and the re-known Dj lean will be on the decks.

 

Heavily Built American Rapper/Actor Gives East African Fans Massive Shout-out In Fluent Swahili

Kenyan influence in America is now spilling over from White House into US music industry and popular hip hop rapper is the first victim of the 254 effect.

The last time Obama paid the country a visit, he sent the crowd into uncontrolled laughter at UN complex in Gigiri when he fumbled with Swahili words.

“Niaje wasee” Was the two words the US President pronounced with an accent that is best preserved for Capital FM’s presenters.

Well, American rapper-cum-actor, James Todd Smith, popularly known as LL Cool J, did way better than his President when he decided to send his East African fans shout-out in Swahili.

By the way Swahili is the most widely spoken language in the continent after Arabic, just in case you didn’t know!

So LL Cool J perfectly pronounced eight Swahili words without sounding like a baby with hot potatoes clogged in the mouth.

“Kwa fans wangu wa Africa Mashariki asante sana.”

Watch LL Cool J send his shout-out in the below video:

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From Celebs to Kawaida Revelers, This Swanky Club Still Reigns as The Most Happening Joint in the CBD

Listen, here is a wee little plan for ya’ll that love a little funkiness on a Tuesday night. There is the new club that is the talk of town. It is Skyworld lounge at Tom Mboya Street. A homely lounge accentuated  by terrific music over ambiance that is to die for. 

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Tonight, Lady Moreen, that sexy lady who does Ohangla  will be performing  with a live band  there to an excited lot. You can be there too. How?  Make your way after work or whatever is keeping you busy to a  night of solemn African Vibe and an exciting mature crowd. 

Entrance is Free!  See you there.

Prezzo Is So Broke That He Had To Relocate To His Mom’s House! But See All These Money He Still Affords To Show Off (Photo)

Who said Prezzo was broke?? The rapper still has larra money he flaunts around to frighten folks who haven’t handle such kind of guap. But not me!

There has been this unending debate on whether Prezzo really has the moola like he claims. Some folks insinuate he is just another wannabe millionaire.

Sometimes in January, it was reported Prezzo moved back to mommy’s house after he was overwhelmed by bills.

See also: Rapper Prezzo Runs Broke And Relocates To His Mother’s House

So if the ‘My City My Town’ hit maker is broke, where does he get the cash he shows off on social media?

That reminds me of 50 Cents’ case. The ninja filed for bankruptcy then some few weeks later he flaunts a new multi-million lavish home he acquired in Africa.

The same case with Prezzo, a ‘broke’ dude ostentatiously displays a million bucks! Where did he get the cash from, his rich mother?

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Lanes Yawa! The Kenyan School That Charges Kes 1 Million Per Term Sold For Over 3 Billion Bucks (Photos)

Look at it this way; a single school in Nairobi is worth more than all public primary and high schools in Kenya! Now you get to understand why there are only two types of Kenyans; the poor and the stinking rich!

Brookhouse is the school I am talking about. You can best remember Brookhouse for hosting the 2013 Presidential debate where Mohammed Abduba Dida outsmarted all other hopefuls. Unfortunately he didn’t win. NKT!

Anyhow, the ownership of the stylishly luxurious school has changed hands. At a price that could pay all striking teachers the pay rise they earnestly demand.

According to Business Daily, Brookhouse’s former owners have sold the prestigious learning institution for a whopping Kes 3.6 billion to Educas, a UK-based private equity fund.

Ohh! I almost forgot to mention; Brookhouse charges Kes 1 million for boarding and tuition PER TERM to its senior students. 1 million school fees!

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2 Days to go to Kikuyu Adults Comedy; “Amba Nyambũre”

Kenya’s most visible stand-up comedians all perform primarily in Swahili. There are others, however, who stay true to their roots and use their mother’s tongue as their medium of communication i.e Fanaka Arts.

These Masters of Gikuyu Comedies month after month keep it fresh with lined-up comedy plays. And they do not disappoint! They are already back this month with a new play that will be  featured at the newly refurbished multi-million Kenya National Theater, with their September Edition of the Rib-Shattering, Adults Only Gikuyu  comedy Play “AMBA NYAMBURE”

The play will run from; Thursday 17th at 6:30pm, FRIDAY 18th at 6pm and 8pm, SATURDAY 19th and SUNDAY 20th at 3pm, 6pm and 8pm.

Charges 600/=.

You can grab your ticket from Calling/Mpesa 0724-040777 or Till no. 151303 to book.

The play features comedy kings Mundu Particular,Njomo Nyathira,Tash Mitambo among others. The play is directed by the Gikuyu Comedy Giant Gitau Mitambo. Man Ndosh Fanaka: #AMBANYAMBURE

A Primary Pupil Love Letter That Features The President and Deputy President

Jaymo Ule Msee ha been cracking our ribs in a clearly ingenious manner and quickly gained a following. This must have apparently gone in his head and turned him into a Casanova of sorts.

He has also been using his new found fame and advantage of having rubbed shoulders with the high and mighty to pretty good use in his endeavors. his run has ultimately come to an end as he was busted and shamed having to read the contents of his ill intentioned letter to the whole public. Look at how he goes on name dropping the powers that be in his attempt to sound well connected in the video below and have a rib cracking day. Jaymo Ni Ule Msee

Mr. Nice Admitted To Hospital After Being Poisoned (Photo)

Former Tanzania’s sensation, Mr. Nice, is recuperating in Kahama Hospital in Shinyanga after he was poisoned.

Lucas Mkenda, best known as Mr. Nice, is a lucky man to be drawing breath! The ‘Kikulacho’ hit maker has been admitted to the hospital for two long weeks for food poisoning.

The singer says he was rushed to Kahama hospital on 8th September 2015 and it was only up to yesterday that he had the strength to narrate his ordeal.

He took to the social media to thank his family and doctors for fighting to save his life. Mr. Nice says were it not for them, he would as well be a gone case.

But who poisoned him and for what benefit? Mr. Nice hinted political rivalry could be the reason why he spent two weeks in hospital.

“Kampeni hizi za kisiasa jamani ni za muda tu inabidi tujue kuna maisha yanatakiwa yaendelee baada ya kampeni na uchaguzi na yanatakiwa yaendelee kwa upendo mmoja, kuwekeana visasi kwa kuwa huyu anamkapenia fulani ama chama fulani hata mpaka tukafikishana katika hatua hii si jambo jema na mungu hapendezwi” Wrote Mr. Nice in part.

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DJ Mo and Size 8 Respond To Rumors That He Ditched Her After She Gave Birth to a Very Dark Baby

As you are all aware, DJ Mo and Size 8 are expecting a child together.

But according to a certain blog, the two have called it quits because apparently Size 8 gave birth to a very dark baby, calling into question whose father the baby was. Since DJ Mo and Size8 are super-light so one would expect a high-yellow baby.

 

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So apparently DJ Mo was disheartened by this whole issue and DJ Mo stepped out on her. A rumor that DJ Mo decided to trash.

The Crossover 101 DJ addressed this rumor by posting this:

Blogs blogs what a shame ….

You made my day …continue your day will come …

Cc @size8reborn ona hii

Lets all laugh together

A post that was promptly re-posted by his wife to her followers who went on to bash the blog and called for fire and brimstone to consume those that fabricated the lies.

MC Jessy Declares The Love Of His Life…Embarks On A Steamy Romance

The most flamboyant Meru to ever walk on earth, MC Jessy has declared the love of his life and since yesterday has been going about his mission rather publicly but with the fortitude of a zealot. The damsel in question is one Kalekye Mumo yes her of Kiss 100 FM morning show.

The station has given  MC Jessy another stint on radio but he must surely appreciate getting closer to his crush and even launched the #GetyourCrushHome campaign and coming with a bunch of miraa to the studio. While he was unlucky yesterday even missing a kiss, hopefully by the end of the week he will have won the heart of his crush after all a Meru man never gives up. Here is the ‘couple’ in the studio.

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Transporter Refuelled Brakes in Nairobi (PHOTOS)

A multitude of movie buffs turned up recently at IMAX theatres in Nairobi for the premiere of ‘The Transporter Refuelled’.

The pre-screening event sponsored by M-Net saw attendees gain knowledge on how to rent their own movies via DStv Box Office.

Being the fourth of the Transporter franchise, ‘The Transporter Refuelled’ was even bigger and better with its new cast Ed Skrein playing Frank Martin.

Frank Martin, a former special-operations mercenary, is living a less perilous lifestyle by transporting classified packages for questionable people. He, however, finds himself in middle of a hazardous situation when prostitute Anna and her accomplices Gina, Maria, and Qiao orchestrate a bank robbery and kidnap Martin’s father to confront and kill Arkady Karasov, a human trafficker who had victimized Anna 15 years earlier.

The event was part of a series of monthly pre-screenings organized by M-Net in conjunction with DStv Explora for Nairobi fans who get to enjoy the movies before they premiere.

Here are some of the ladies and gents who turned up for the pre-screening event:

 

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Albert Makoeng, the Promo and Sponsorship Manager at M-Net movies with Sunday Wambui of Multichoice Kenya

 

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Sergey Gergel, Rodah Ndinda and Lucy Ngina

 

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DStv Web Editor Laura Walubengo with her friend.

All That Glitters Is Gold! See The Lavish Family Farm Where Sonko’s Dad Will Be Buried Today (Photos)

Mike Sonko doesn’t subscribe to the click of billionaires leaving in sumptuously rich estates in the city while their rural homes are in sorry state. Sonko’s family home in Mua Hills can easily be mistaken for one of the fancy homes in the leafy suburb of Karen.

The philanthropic Senator is a smart investor! Sonko’s rural home shines brighter than Las Vegas’ skyline in a moonless night.

The lawmaker decided to publicize his rural home ahead of his father’s burial which will be taking place today, Tuesday the 15th September 2015.

Perhaps Sonko wanted to give mourners a glimpse of what they should expect when they arrive in Mua Hills.

He says those who will be turning up for his father’s burial doesn’t have to worry about dust or mud because the road is paved all the way to his farm.

“Note from the highway to the house the road is well tarmacked and the road will lead you straight to my house no worry in case of rain or vumbi. You are all welcome .”

Sonko’s rural house is big and it’s well furnished. It looks like some kind of a resort. Check it below:

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15th September 2015: Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

Morning beautiful people!  Just realized the month is at its midpoint, 15 more days to go and we usher in October and then we can start the countdown for Pope Francis’ visit! Today Sonko’s dad will be laid to rest in Mua Hills, Machakos County. We will be updating you on the same. For now, check out the hottest stories we have for you this Tuesday morning:

#1Former Citizen TV Gorgeous Anchor Weds. Raila Odinga, Kanze Dena And All Other Celebs Were In Attendance (Photos)

#2Sonko Reveals When And Where His Dad Will Be Buried

#3Mohammed Ali Gets On Al Jazeera This Is His New Project

#4The Pombe Bangi Crew Is Back With More Explicit Content. Yes Its Banned But We Have It And Here Is Why They Are The Voice Of Their Generation

#5Six Places Not be Caught Having sex at Whatever The Thirst

#6Avril Finally Drops Her Best Kept Secret. I Swear You Never Saw This Coming!

#7Kenyan Nun Sparks Outcry, Criticism And Ridicule After She Was Spotted Doing This (Photo)

#8Plus Size 1 FM Presenter Finally Seeks Jesus!

#9This is How to Take a Female Celebrity Home After a Night Out in the Town

#10Jaguar Roasted By Fans For Posting A ‘Dirty’ Photo

This is The Official Statement From Neomi Nganga After Allegations That She Got Born Again Yesterday.

I was taken aback earlier this morning with the news that the titillating actress and presenter at 1fm Neomi Wambui  had gotten born again over the weekend. How now? I wasn’t made aware. 

 It all came about after the sensational post that the actress made on social media indicating that she got baptized over the weekend: 

Today I was baptized at Nairobi Chapel. I can now boldly stand and say that I am an Ambassador of Christ. I want to thank my Dad and my friends Winnie and Gloria for coming through and witnessing this new chapter of my life.

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First things first, her old man has some cool shades swag over there (applause is in order) 

According to Neomi when contacted by Ghafla, she revealed that she got baptized yesterday. 

“I didn’t get the chance to be baptized as a baby, that’s why it happened yesterday, It was taken out of context by many however, I am a religious person but yesterday was my baptism. .. Just that..” 

There you have it. 

After Jaguar Had A Go At The Cyboard, Dj Creme Buys His Very Own Pricey Hoverboard (photo)

Last week we shared photos of Jaguar in London trying his balance on futuristic-looking Cyboard. A motorized skateboard. 

You can get familiar with the jaguar article here: 

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Barely a week after and Dj Creme and his  son Jamari are getting the hang of a real life Cyboard at their home! How cool is that? 11875391_1163798693648744_943811083_n_1.jpg

Creme revealed to Ghafla that he bought it for fun and it cost him about 900$ that is about 90,000 Shillings! 

After Jaguar Had A Go At The Cyboard, Dj Creme Buys His Very Own Pricey Hoverboard (photo)

Last week we shared photos of Jaguar in London trying his balance on futuristic-looking Cyboard. A motorized skateboard. 

You can get familiar with the jaguar article here: 

 Jaguar Becomes The First Kenyan Artist To Ride A Cyboard In London, He Joins Justin Beiber, Wiz Khalifa, Chris Brown And Others! (photos)Jaguar Becomes The First Kenyan Artist To Ride A Cyboard In London, He Joins Justin Beiber, Wiz Khalifa, Chris Brown And Others! (photos)

Barely a week after and Dj Creme and his  son Jamari are getting the hang of a real life Cyboard at their home! How cool is that? 11875391_1163798693648744_943811083_n_1.jpg

Creme revealed to Ghafla that he bought it for fun and it cost him about 900$ that is about 90,000 Shillings! 

Gor Mahia Diva Passes On In A Grisly Road Accident Along Landhies Road (Photo)

Last Sunday, Gor Mahia fans flocked Nakuru town to watch their favorite team take on Ulinzi Stars at Afraha Stadium. Unfortunately one of Kogallo’s followers didn’t make it to her home!

Gor fans are mourning the sudden and painful departure of their diva, Jackie Ochieng, who lost her life in a grisly road accident.

The vibrant fans travelled safely all the way from Nakuru only to be robbed of her life a few kilometers from her Nairobi residence.

Jackie died on the spot when the car she was travelling in rammed into a stationary trailer along Landhies Road.

She was in company of other Gor Mahia fans who are battling for their lives at the Kenyatta National Hospital.

Unconfirmed report indicates the deceased was thrown out of the car the moment their vehicle smashed the stationary trailer.

Gor fans have been pouring in their condolences for the bereaved family and also spoke high of their fallen colleague.

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Following DJ Krowbar’s Unexpected Exit From KTN, A New Host Is Found For Tukuza (Photos)

After 5 long years dedicated to Tukuza, DJ Krowbar left the show alongside his co-host Kendi Ashitava.

According to the grapevine, Krowbar was part of the employees affected by the mass firing at KTN, something which he refuted by saying that he wasn’t even an employee of Standard Media to begin with.

So he wasn’t affected by the mass cutback as he was just hired on contract and chose not to renew his contract. So he opted to walk out instead as the job at Tukuza affected his side hustle.

Nevertheless, KTN has found a new replacement for the DJ, and his name is DJ Sadic who is the resident DJ at Tendereza. Here is DJ Sadic all suited up on the set of Tukuza

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Caroline Mutoko Tells Off Striking Teachers And Supports Uhuru’s Stand NOT To Pay Them

Knut chairman Wilson Sossion will crucify Caroline Mutoko over her opinion. The former Radio Queen is openly rooting for teachers not to be given a pay rise!

Teachers have crippled learning in all public schools after the government and President Uhuru decided to ignore Supreme Court directive to give them 50-60% pay rise.

Caroline Mutoko has since come forth to support the President’s stand on the pay rise issue. Uhuru has reiterated his government has NO money to foot the increment teachers demand.

The former Kiss FM presenter penned a lengthy article on The Star newspaper arguing her points why she thinks teachers don’t deserve the long overdue rise.

She explains Uhuru inherited teachers’ pay rise issue from his predecessors, Arap Moi and Mwai Kibaki. Caroline says the two former Presidents handed Uhuru Teachers’ problem and that Uhunye was only kind enough to address the issue when he could have chose to procrastinate and beat around the bush like how his predecessors did till his term comes to an end.

Another point highlighted by Caroline was that a soaring wage bill would cripple the economy. And she categorically said Teachers’ pay rise would catalyze the already surging wage bill.

She recommended Kenya to learn from Ghana’s mistake, didn’t heed to experts’ advice on escalating wage bill and their economy crumbled.

Caroline concluded her article by acknowledging Teachers were right to advocate for a pay rise BUT she also made it clear their demands were UNATTAINABLE at the moment.

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Forget the Rickety 1.09 Million Kshs Wheelbarrows Purchased In Bungoma County and Check Out the Beast Kabogo’s County Unleashed

Last week, Bungoma County Government made headlines for purchasing 10 wheelbarrows for the exorbitant price of Sh1.09 million.

The very ordinary yet extremely expensive wheelbarrows were purchased by the county’s ministry of agriculture for Sh109, 320 each so that they could carry chicken from the slaughter house. I guess some people take their chicken way too seriously or was it just another poorly executed scam to further pilfer tax payers’ money?

The ridiculously priced wheelbarrows were the talk for a while before Mugo wa Wairimu’s spine-chilling video made headlines.

Now another purchase by a county government has made headlines, a beastly car bought by Kiambu County.

 

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Never Seen Before Photos Of Lillian Mulis’ Cute Son, Joshua

Since she is a very public figure, we all know details of Lillian Mulis’ life including that she has a 5 year old son with her husband Mr. Kanene.

But very few of us except her close family and friends have seen the anchor’s son. Lillian has shared a few details about her son Joshua whom he fondly calls ‘Josh’ such as these beautiful Mother’s Day Gift he made for his mum with the help of a teacher.

 

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Now photos of the ‘Slim Possible’ host’s son have surfaced online and he is quite a cutie pie.

 

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September 2015: These Are The Ten Biggest Scandals And Stories So Far!

2015 has been quite the year, mired in controversies of  shady men of cloth , drama and happy endings for those who walked down the aisle,  got engaged or found love; melancholy for those who lost loved ones- The list of the happenings is endless, below are the biggest stories and scandals this  year: 

1. Gloria Muliro Separated from her husband of five years

The house of cards came down on Gloria and Eric who threw in the towel after a marriage that took five years to crumble. The news of a gospel artist separating from her pastor husband rocked the media for weeks on end. 

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2.Prophet Kanyari’s Saga.

Married to gospel sensation Betty Bayo, Kanyari  a shady man  of cloth  was outed for faking miracles still continues to baffle Kenyans  to date. His was a scandal of bought miracles, trotting for monies from innocent desperate church goers

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3. Rose Muhando abortion allegations 

The story that top gospel artist Rose Muhando had procured an abortion rocked the interwebs for weeks she was criticized for it for weeks on end until it was later revealed that it had been done as a last medical resort to save her life. 

 

 

 

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4. The Citizen Tv Saga:

There was a big saga that involved Swaleh Mdoe with allegations that he had been paid off by a politician to tweak the course of a report. It came as a shock to everyone that man of such lofty social standing,a man of his age and vast knowledge,a man as venerated and trailblazing as Swaleh Mdoe would,just like any other small-time TV reporter,be enticed and wooed into some unscrupulous money deal to ditch his ethics and short-change millions of information-deserving Kenyans.

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5.Janet Mbugua’s Wedding 

 Finally, something to smile about: The royal wedding at the lush Chaka Ranch- while the wedding was star studded and worthy of  all fairy tale connotations, there were lows, social media wasn’t feeling Janet’s wedding gown and a few other details that nevertheless didn’t make it any less spectacular. 

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6.Fidel Odinga’s demise 

The death of Raila Odinga’s son after a night out about brought the nation to a standstill with a million speculations on what could have led to the demise of Fidel. 

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 7. Sharon Mundia’s Engagement

In the history of Kenya, never has an engagement story caused so much drama on social media. Sharon’s engagement to banker fiancee Lonina is a story that still made news scoop weeks after the fashion blogger was proposed to in Mt. Kenya. 

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8.Mzee Ojwang’s demise. 

The demise of veteran actor Mzee Ojwang after an illness that saw him walk in and out of hospitals sparked a discussion on the plight of actors and actresses and the acting/fil industry in general. 

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9. Pastor Ng’ang’a allegedly causing a fatal accident. 

In addition to reports that he had rammed onto an oncoming video while driving on the wrong side, it was also alleged that the pastor was drunk at the time and was racing an unidentified person at the time the accident occurred. Weeks of social media outcries saw the supposed rogue pastor appear in court to answer charges preferred against him. The case is ongoing. 

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10. Mugo Wa Wairumu Scandal. 

A week ago a Facebook blogger, activist and a supposed gynecologist was outed after a video of him having his way with sedated women was aired on Tv. His case is still in court.  

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King Kambongosi…The Western Kenya Artist Going International Check out His Hit ‘Yapapala’ Video

Hehehe, where does one start here, I guess given the mosaic of elements that is this video and the artists anywhere suits just fine. If you have ever looked for a mash up of Lil Wayne and Davido, King Kambungosi is the result personified, the swag and antics and the video too. His Yapapala song and video is irritatingly funny you laugh through grinded teeth.

Okay so the content of the whole video for the Luhya song is a description of a staggeringly beautiful lady whose features are compared to stuff from being as a hot as a ripe tomato to whatever aspect rushes your blood about a motorcycle(told you it is a strange mosaic). And that is it.

The outrageous

Luhya stereotypes like the hen at the start of the video to the two fellows having ugali that’s still cooking along with their sisal dress in a clearly not traditional centered video. King Kambongosi fashion sense   assembly of clothing items is unique to the very least. His dancing/ rapping gestures even when he is not rapping are just a thrill to watch again with all body muscles clenched. Anything else that’s not mentioned below

The redeeming factors

I cant call the beats traditional but they are on point despite having a familiar feel about them giving them club banger potential. The dancers, especially the ‘Luhya beautiful’ ladies with their dancing give you something to watch.

The verdict

No I can’t, it requires a second viewing and a third one for fair verdict and I am not ready to laugh again. It’s a song to be danced to not listened and danced when feeling silly. All hail the King

Sam West will be Launching his Comic Career at the British Council, Kenya. Here are The Details.

You probably have heard about him, cause Sam West is not a new face on the media. The media mogul-cum-comedian has made headlines a number of times for his hilarious jests. He has made some hilarious clips imitating American based Tv shows; Breaking Bad and Power.

Sam West was born on June 14, 1985. He is a radio personality in one of Kenya’s famous media houses, a media mogul and of course a comedian. He actually became a comedian by mistake while he was having a drink with his pals. He was handed a mic in a Karaoke session, instead of singing the guy cracked up the crowd with jokes! He got a standing ovation. Then began his comedy journey…

Rising from a mistake, now Sam West get’s some very alluring deals and events to headline.  He actually will be debuting his comedy career this month, the 25th of September 2015. At the prestigious British Council Compound. I can’t start guessing how he got there, that place has some serious security detail! Sneeze suspiciously, you’ll have the whole security team on your ass hailing you from there!

Apparently the event is by invites only, and will be flocked by some top names in the entertainment industry. MC will be JB Masanduku, Solinga Music band will do a live performance and the re-known Dj lean will be on the decks.

27 Year Old Man Prepares To Marry His 70 Year Old Lover…Who Claims She Is Pregnant (Photo)

They say age is just a number and for this unlikely couple, this old adage rings 100% true.

27-year-old Steven Tikubuwana sent many reeling in shock after her declared that he will marry his 70-year-old love, one Zaituni Nakanda.

Uganda’s Sunday Vision reveals that the couple who live together in Zaituni’s single-room at Kyungu, Mukono municipality met in 2014 after Tikubuwana lost his job as a shamba boy.

“I lost my job and was homeless for about two months. She welcomed me into her home. At first, she seemed afraid but later warmed up to me.” He told Sunday Vision.

This relationship has been met with disapproval by neighbors and friends who think it’s really unsettling for the two to date due to the immense age gap, after all Zaituni is old enough to be his grandmother leave alone his mother.

But the two remain unmoved by their naysayers with Zaituni saying that having a man by her side is a miracle especially a man like Tikubuwana who is unashamed of introducing her as his wife.

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The Unlikely Couple (Photo:www.newvision.co.ug)

And to prove that they have been doing more than living together in their humble abode, Zaituni says that she is expecting a child with the young lad. Something which doctors who examined her at Mulago Hospital rebut. But she remains unfazed and believes she is with child despite being childless and never having her menses.

 

Watch as Bahati’s Adopted Son Outdoes Him In Singing Kuchu Kuchu,(Video)

Bahati’s adopted son, Morgan Bahati is an adorable young lad and clearly a loved kid. his antics when with the father in interviews and the time spent together attest to this and also to his courage. It appears he has been up to singing lessons and clearly takes his singing seriously. Check out the video below and watch him belt out Bahati’s Kuchu Kuchu song with the zeal of a seasoned performer. Quite impressive.

 

Flamboyantly Rich Governors Kabogo, Kidero And Hassan Joho All Take On One Another On Social Media

With barely a month to the much awaited OLX Soma Awards, the stage is already set for the October mega event.

Apparently the power of social media is felt; the fire is raging as well. As an ardent viewer of the popular JKL show, one would say its smooooking hot right here. This time not from the usual suspects, but from the corridors of power, our governors.

A humble Nairobi county chief Evans Kidero, who among others had been nominated in the Social Governor Awards openly, urged his loyal followers and possible fans to rally behind him, adding that this is the time to make Nairobi City proud.

As it stands now, Kidero’s Facebook post did not go down well with another Awards nominee,

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Kiambu Governor William Kabogo and his Mombasa counterpart Hassan Joho who would immediately take to their timelines to request their legion of fans to vote for them.

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“Good evening, kindly vote for me in the #OLXSomaAwards by sending 8D to 22580.Thank you. #Tukopamoja” Reads Kabogo’s post.

Social Governor Awards is one of the categories in this year’s Soma Awards.

The ball is now slowly moving to your coat. You be the charge. Vote for your favorite nominees here