Month: September 2015

Sometimes last week, Ipsos Synovate published the results of a poll it conducted to determine who the top ten most corrupt persons in Kenya were. And the results irked many.

Did you see the list? The most corrupt politician was a woman, suspended Lands Cabinet Secretary to be precise.

   1. Charity Ngilu -Cabinet secretary

   2. Deputy President William Samoei Ruto -Deputy President

   3. Ms. Anne Waiguru -cabinet secretary

   4. Dr. Evans Kidero -Governor, Nairobi

   5. Eng. Michael Kamau – cabinet secretary

   6. Uhuru Kenyatta -President

   7. Kazungu Kambi -Cabinet secretary

   8. Isaack Hassan -IEBC Chair

   9. Davis Chirchir -Cabinet Secretary

   10. Mike Sonko – Nairobi Senator

It seems the nominated CORD MP missed the list last week or better, he was scheming the apt plan that he would use to get to the nerves of Charity Ngilu.

Mwaura used the social media to pounce on the trouble-stricken Ngilu. He was mocking her of how she degenerated from an angel to the queen of corruption.

“How did Charity Ngilu move from being the ‘Masaa ya Ngilu’ and Mama Rainbow to ranking as the most corrupt individual according to ipsos synovate survey on public perception 18 years later??” Mwaura sarcastically asked.

It has been a week of being reminded that we all belong to different lanes. From the prestigious school and hotel being sold for amounts some can never accumulate in their lifetime to the millions that ‘were lost’ at NYS. Add these to the estimated value fo the music industry placed in billions of Kshs. and the payout Centum workers have been given, one would be forgiven for thinking it was raining money in Kenya and teachers were not on strike. However, it is not flossing if the master of showing off is not involved. The Nairobi Senator gave the public a glimpse of his palatial home in Mua hills that takes grand to stratospheric levels. Check out the images below;

Girls with big behinds are always tempted to show the world what they can do with the bright future behind them.

I once read somewhere ladies who are custodians of pumpkin-like booties give birth to children who are exceptionally bright.

Could this be the reason why the likes of Risper Faith, Corazon Kwamboka and their clique are excessively proud of their mountains?

But I can bet neither Bill Gates, Steve Jobs nor Albert Einstein’s mothers had the kind of butt well endowed socialites love flaunting all over.

Another bootyfull lady was caught on camera messing with her pair of moneymaker as she danced to Sauti Sol’s latest hit ‘Shake Yo Bam Bam’

You all the song is all about shaking booties. Imagine what a girl with a ballooning butt can do with Sauti Sol’s ‘Shake Yo Bom Bom’.

Now stop imagining and watch the clip below:

The bumfull socialite has been a little quiet but the ‘not so pleasing’ deed by the national courier prompted her to croak.

Kenya Airways again! What is there to shock Kenyans about the national courier other than the 26 billion loss which they posted and which by now everybody has already gotten over ??

Folks have already fed up to the back teeth with KQ, nothing about the loss making courier interests Kenyans these days. Not unless it’s Corazon Kwamboka leveling allegations against Kenya Airways.

You all know Lily’s profession demands she flies out of the country larra time, right? Well, while busing herself researching on flight charges, Corazon made a shocking discovery that triggered her to sound the alarm since she couldn’t digest it alone!

The learned socialite says she discovered it was more expensive to fly the national courier to Nigeria than to it was to fly to USA. Probably she was comparing charges offered by other airlines.

“Kenya airways! I was shocked to find out the other day that fare to Nigeria is more expensive that to USA!” Disturbed Corazon wrote.

Kwani she now has a Nigerian sponsor??

Her revelation came as she posted yet another unsupported allegation about Airlines and how ill they treat their African customers.

We all thought that twerking was reserved for socialites and musicians trying to stand out from the crowd, but even pro tennis players are not immune to the erotic dance.

Over the weekend an old clip of Serena twerking her behind off in what appears to be a hotel room emerged.

Serena, whose behind has been likened to watermelons being smuggled in a dress gave out her best twerk, but it seems that her best twerk was not just good enough for her fans.

Many people especially on Twitter weren’t too ecstatic about her twerking skills as they frequently are with her skills on the court. Her twerk has been described as akin to “shaking out a wedgie” with her rumored boyfriend, Drake being blamed for the unflattering leak.

Here is the video that even Kenyans cannot stop talking about

 

Ok #Serenawilliams twerking!!! That ass though….

A video posted by TheFormulaTV (@theformulatv) on Sep 13, 2015 at 4:41pm PDT

If you cant view it above, check it out here

2015, if you are a celebrity and not getting married, then you probably have your priorities all laced up. 

 This year alone, over ten Kenyan celebrities have walked down the aisle to a life of blissful matrimony thereafter. From Oliver Mathenge to Janet Mbugua, from  Stevens Muendo to Kawira of Papa Shirandula- the list stretches far and wide. 

The latest is Chris foot, the chairman of Kenya films commission who walked down the aisle over the weekend with his longtime fiance Daniella in Lamu. 

Congratulations are in order.

It is barely a month since  Neyo turned the city under the sun inside out. He appeared to have had fun, so did the ladies who were always milling around him, admiring his forehead, his chin bones but most importantly, his lips. 

Not even my attempt to taint him could make the fans love him any less: see 10 Rare Photos Of Neyo Without His Hat! Ladies Do You Still Want To Marry Him?

A few weeks back to America and Nairobi is still on the superstar’s mind. He can’t seem to get over Nairobi. In an update on his Instagram, Neyo wrote :  When you love your fans you let them know… #NEYONATION #AllLove 

Next to that update was a photo of Neyo (in a kofia this time) clad in a Tee Shirt that displayed “Me I Love Nairobi!” for the whole world to see. 

Now you can smile and go back to work. 

Yes, you read that right, Mugo wa Wairimu is now free to roam the streets of Nairobi.

Mugo was freed yesterday due to lack of sufficient evidence to nail him despite public outrage over a video of him taking advantage of his patients circulating widely.

The Head of Serious Crimes Unit John Kariuki begged women to come forward and present their cases but no one came to record a statement “Please come forward so we can get the evidence required in law,” he said.“We are at the risk of having no evidence to charge the suspect in court.” Unfortunately no woman has come forward not even the ones interviewed by Citizen TV.

If this continues and no one comes forward to record a statement, the only thing Mugo can be accused of is indecently assaulting his patients. Meaning he could get a year or less for that!

Source: The Star

It was a dark 40th day for armed thugs who  had paid a visit to a mall in Eastleigh. 

 The thugs, reports indicate had managed to steal clothes and other valuables by tossing them on the other side of the fence before the police locked them in.  An impatient lot that had gathered rushed into the mall and flushed out the arm robbers giving one of them a sound beating before the police intervened. 

Other robbers managed to escape via a rope that had been tethered behind the mall. 

Robber clings on to a railing to escape lynching from an angry mob. 

 You can watch the video below: 

Video Props|Nairobi News. 

Yesterday, Mzee Gideon Kivanguli was finally laid to rest at Sonkos’ family home in Mua Hills, Machakos County.

The meticulous funeral was attended by President Uhuru Kenyatta and other notable figures within political circle including Sonko’s buddy-cum-foe Dr. Evans Kidero.

The intriguing question though; just how much did the philanthropic Nairobi Senator cough to give his late father a presidential-like burial?

Let’s start with the gold and diamond encrusted casket Sonko’s dad was buried in. The well decorated coffin comes at a price that is enough to buy two Toyota Vitz and still be given change.

According Funeral Arrangements Guide, the price of any casket made of metal, fiberglass or hardwood like mahogany, and which are embellished with pricey gems, costs more than a million bucks.

So probably Sonko spent seven figures to buy his father the casket that everybody was talking about for better part of yesterday.

Another thing, the funeral was covered live on KTN. Live coverage of any event costs more than hiring a chopper.

KTN charges Kes 1.2 million per hour to cover live events. Mzee Gideon Kivanguli’s funeral lasted for approximately four hours. Do the math!

4 hours times 1.2 million equals 4.8 million. That’s the sum Sonko probably parted with to have his dad’s funeral covered live on a national TV.

The casket, the live coverage plus other miscellaneous expenditure means Sonko could have spent over 5 million shillings for his father’s send off.

Note: The figures used in this article are based on approximates.

Rapper Wangechi and Natalie Tewa were lucky to escape a grizzly road accident that cost the life of their friend,  fashionista and make up artist Tionna Wangechi sometimes last year.

 Natalie Tewa escaped with a few bruises, Wangechi was not so lucky and had to spend quite a while at the Nairobi hospital. Today marks an year after the accident happened, Wangechi and her friend Natalie have idolized the late Tionna in a heart felt post on social media that read: 

It’s been a whole year since our lives changed Natalie Tewa we’ve been through hell and back together and I’m glad that you remain a constant friend in my life. Though we went through a tragedy it made us closer than before. I knew looking back at the tears would make me smile but never imagined looking back at the laughs would make me cry. Everyday is a new opportunity to miss you differently Tionna Wangechi and when I see you again I’m 100% sure all the angels eyebrows will be on fleek cause you’ll be flying around ensuring that. Till we see you again.

It is well known that Tv sensation Jackline Nyaminde  (Wilbroda for you) has a young son, her pride, joy and her world. If  you keep track of her on social media, you have probably come across praises, showers of love heaped upon the lad. But of course the son did not sire himself now, did he? 

 Photos of a strapping gentleman who has been spending time with Wilbroda and son have surfaced fueling speculations on “could this be the baby daddy that all of us have been clamoring to see? 

Jacky has before said openly that she has not yet met the man of her dreams which technically meant she was up for taking . Maybe not quite. Francis Ngira, word around town has it that he is Wilbroda’s baby daddy.. 

Francis currently works at super sport as a camera man.  See photos below: 

Article Props|Nairobiwire. 

Royalty engenders royalty. Money attracts money. It is an ipso facto that the Nairobi senator and musician Jaguar go way back, a fact that saw Jaguar ditch a concert in London to attend the burial of the late Gideon Mbuvi. 

 Yesterday, Sonko’s late dad was given a last sendoff fit for a king at Mua hills. Among the many people who attended the funeral was Jaguar who decided to roll in like the true don he is. 

See photo below: 

It’s a very chilly morning here in Nairobi City! Vera Sidika is once again hitting the headline but not for the wrong reason this time round. It was alleged the socialite queen had run out of cash that’s why she was forced to close Vera Sidika Hair Lounge. Vera aside, below are other exciting stories we have for you this Wednesday morning:

#1All That Glitters Is Gold! See The Lavish Family Farm Where Sonko’s Dad Will Be Buried Today (Photos)

#2DJ Mo and Size 8 Respond To Rumors That He Ditched Her After She Gave Birth to a Very Dark Baby

#3MC Jessy Declares The Love Of His Life…Embarks On A Steamy Romance

#4Mr. Nice Admitted To Hospital After Being Poisoned (Photo)

#5Lanes Yawa! The Kenyan School That Charges Kes 1 Million Per Term Sold For Over 3 Billion Bucks (Photos)

#6Yesterday I Saw Another Shocking Prostitution Website…I Called The Number. I Arranged A Quickie…She Told Me Where To Meet Her. And This Is What Happened…

#7Prezzo Is So Broke That He Had To Relocate To His Mom’s House! But See All These Money He Still Affords To Show Off (Photo)

#8Heavily Built American Rapper/Actor Gives East African Fans Massive Shout-out In Fluent Swahili

#9This Is Eric Omondi’s Comedy Show Only The Rich Can Afford (Photos)

#10Ghafla Exclusive: Vera Sidika Responds To Claims She Has Become Broke

Yesterday we all marveled at the monstrosity that the Kiambu Governor acquired. An armored vehicle, proving that he was not taking matters security lightly. 

But his is not the talk of town after another road monster was spotted in Nairobi. I don’t quite get the fetish with enormous cars, but if it gets you off, then why not?  Check out photos below. 

Good thing is that it is likely to get away with getting clamped by the city council, on the other hand, if you own such a monstrosity you ought have parking fees. 

A social media account with the name of Willy Paul Msafi has been exposed for soliciting for money from innocent users with information  that the money was for a cause to help orphans. 

I sought to seek a word from Willy Paul but his cell phone went unanswered. I have however been able to gather that the account is a fraud seeking to solicit for handouts from innocent users in the name of orphans. 

The peculiar part is that the call for help happens in the covers of the inbox, away from the prying eyes. Unluckily today the user purporting to be Willy msafi was outed by a user who was not buying that inbox BS. 

Check out these snippets of the conversations on social media. 

I don’t quite dig the obsession and the hullabaloo with all white parties, maybe you all want to look and feel like angels- That is a cause that I support a 100%! 

 Last week former radio personality now fashionista turned Obinna Ike Igwe had a kickass all white  party at Skuluxx. The idea was to dress in white,show up and throw a party down! While there were a few non conformists who showed up in ghastly outfits that didn’t look white, the party still kickes a** with a number of Kenyan celebrities showing up. 

Check out how the party went down: 

Photo props|Gini pics

The sonko Rescue team has been disbanded and vehicles belonging to the team donated to the Nairobi county. 

 This move comes only months after the Sonko Rescue team was sensationally created by the Nairobi senator  to help respond to calls of distress and or offer any sort of assistance when necessary. The team was best known for their orange uniform, gold painted cars and a hunger to do good. 

Speculations have arisen to the reason for disbandment as the tussle between the Governor and the senator who we are told will now have to work hand in hand for the common good of the Nairobians. 

Sonko said he will donate all of the team’s vehicles, which include a Land Cruiser, Limousine, Mercedes-Benz S-Class and a Hummer, to the county government as well as join hands with the Governor for common good. 

The award-winning Kenyan group, Sauti Sol, recently released Isabella, the sixth single off their upcoming third album: Live and Die in Afrika, to critical acclaim and rave reviews.

The foursome is still riding high on the bonafide ballad which speaks of a vagabond and childlike love that knows no age, race or religion.

And now the group is looking to bring in the king of ballads, the king of soul and Chrissy Tiegens husband, John Legend into the Isabella Remix.

The ‘Awinja ‘singers are seeking the help of Sautians, Soloneses and all Sauti Sol fans to bring in John Legend in to the remix, posting this

Yes ! He is one of the most gifted singer / songwriters of our generation. If you’d like to see @johnlegend on the #Isabella remix. Simply ; 1. Upload either a screen shot of the Isabella lyric video or artwork 2. Tag @johnlegend 3. Use the hashtag #JohnLegendforIsabellaRemix Let’s go  Day One !!!

Kenyans and basically everybody else loves preferential treatment. Just come up with something, call it VIP and Voila! You will have scores of Kenyans at your door clamoring to be treated like lords. 

 From clubs t o lounges and aircraft VIP basically puts you a tier above the rest. It is the distinction between the have’s and have not’s. The VIP culture has now hit the regular matatus  that ply the Nairobi hoods. 

The beast, a matatu now sports a VIP lounge and is expected to  hit the Rongai route soon.  The vip section is located closer to the front where passengers can sit in comfort facing each other, sampling blaring music and feeling better than the rest of the passengers.  It even sports a table! You can charge your phone and even watch TV. 

Check out this mat:

While ‘chopiis’ are cursing TSC for not engaging teachers to resolve the three week strike, other students are celebrating their absence.

High School students are at a stage where their sexual urges are hotter than a nuclear reactor. They like to explore stuff with their sexual organs!

With Teachers’ strike still crippling learning, students have lot of time to engage in a range of activities, including exploring their bodies.

A video doing rounds on social media shows two students, reportedly from Esibila Secondary School in Emuhaya, Vihiga County, kissing and caressing each other lustfully.

The boy had sunk his tongue deep in the girl’s mouth while his hand was gently stroking her ‘engine’ from the periphery.

But before they could go further with their romantic escapade, something destructed them and they let loose.

Enough words, watch the clip below:

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