Month: September 2015

The Kiunas are in a jubilant mood after one of their own successfully completed school with a worthwhile degree.

The Kiunas are one of the most influential televangelists in the country. Allan and Kathy generate lots of interest from Kenyans. This is also true of their two gorgeous daughters!

Stephanie Kiuna in particular gives Team Mafisi sleepless nights even though I hear she off the market. She is ripe than sweet bananas from Uganda and this is why folks speak highly of her palatable physical features.

But Stephanie isn’t the person of interest now; her sister, Vanessa, is the one who has attracted the spotlight for amazing achievement.

The young Miss Kiuna graduated from an Australian university with a degree in law. Dare mess with her family and she will the one who you will be facing in the court of law!

“Am a very very proud father of an incredibly sharp and gorgeous daughter who graduated with a law degree. Thank you very much Vanessa .” Allan Kiuna grinned.

TV heartthrob Nick Mutuma was recently at Silverbird Galleria, a shopping mall and Entertainment Centre located in the luxurious Victoria Island in Lagos.

This was for the premier of Shuga season 4. Decked in a snazzy suit, Nick hit the red carpet alongside other cast members for what has been described as “the hardest-hitting Shuga yet.”

The 4^th season will feature , Emmanuel Ikubese, Dorcas Shola Fapson, Timini Egbuson, Sharon Ezeamaka, South Africa’s Mohau Mokoatle, Ifeanyi Dike Jr. and Ghana’s Peace Hyde among others.

Here are pictures from the premier.

And here is where you can check out their first episode which premiered on September 13, MTV Base (DStv channel 322) at 9.30pm

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Kenyan Journalists have performed impressively on the African continental journalism awards over the years. This year it is no different as five artists are among the 31 finalists from around the continent.  The awards will be marking their 20^th anniversary and will be held here in Nairobi sometime in October.

The five journalists include celebrated cartoonist Paul Kelemba popularly known as Maddo and Kiundu Waweru all from The Standard Group, Enock Sikolia and Charles Kariuki from NTV and finally George Oduor Otieno of Baraka FM.

All these will also be competing for the overall prize which last year was won by a Kenyan Joseph Matheng’e  a photographer and cameraman with NTV. He won the award for his Images of Terror photo series.The CNN/MultiChoice African Journalist 2015 will have the opportunity to participate in the CNN Journalism Fellowship at CNN Headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia, USA

Due to some logistical and natural challenges, there are some estates in Nairobi where getting laid isn’t that easy, especially for the guys that live there. In these particular residential lands, you are more likely to smash if you are from foreign estates. But why is this? I’ll explain.

Runda

If you think that it’s a cakewalk to get laid with the incredibly hot women in Runda, then you have obviously never stepped more than a couple feet away from your masturbation station. You’ll rarely see people walking in this hood, leave alone girls. Cars and houses are all there is to view. The girls are all indoors or working somewhere. People here don’t even have an idea who their neighbor is. You simply can’t meet a Runda girl in Runda. If you want one, just pray that she comes your way.

Komarock

This hood has lots of women but the guys are too vicious that they repel women. Let me put it this way. Komarock is full of high value men but it’s also full of incredibly desperate high school leavers and college going kids who will do anything to put their shumas into the most deplorable of punanis.

The negative effects of young team mafisi enthusiasts in Komarock are not trivial. First, unless your game is of ‘Cassanovic’ levels, a girl will be quick to flake on you or dismiss you outright. She will be less likely to give you Le Cookie if her phone is blowing up from so many other men and her door is getting knocked down every time . Good luck

Karen

Just like Runda, there are rich people and hot girls in this hood but you’ll rarely see them. The girls only get out while going to work, shopping malls or glamorous events such as Concour D’elegance. Even if you do meet them, there’s the all too annoying challenge of understanding their accents. Even mboches from Karen talk like they were born in Yorkshire England

South B

The thirst epidemic among men in South B has also converted girls into peacocks. Even ugly girls have attitudes because they get hit on all the time. They have such a surplus of ‘D’s in their pipeline waiting that you will need a ‘sniper’ style of vibing in order to be fruitful. For every chic that you reject for being unattractive or lacking character, there is a line of guys behind you trying to win her over. Every time you “punish” a chic by rejecting her after she displays bad behavior, she will not have to wait long until another man close to your value wants to give it his all for a chance to smash.

Hurlingham

Girls from Hurlingham are a fickle bunch. One minute they want to shag you, the next minute they won’t bother to return your calls. Placing your bets on them is a poor strategy because the conversion rate to sex is extremely low.

Don’t get me wrong. Girls from this posh hood are of high quality and you might be tempted to devote all your mental energy into one, but don’t do it. Your shuma will become rusty, These babes are outgoing and all that but they don’t take bullshit form men. This is despite the fact that no man is perfect. Unless your title is CEO, Branch Manager or celebrity, just keep off these girls.

Finalists in the prestigious CNN MultiChoice African Journalist 2015 Competition were announced today by Ferial Haffajee, Chair of the independent judging panel. The competition is now in a landmark 20th year.

This year the competition received entries from 39 countries across the continent, including French and Portuguese speaking Africa.
There are 29  finalists from 15 countries:

1. Fiifi Essilfie Anaman, Freelance for zonalsports.com, Ghana
2. Benedicta Asiimwe, Freelance for Daily Monitor, Uganda
3. Femi Asu, Punch Newspaper, Nigeria
4. Domingos Bento, redeangola.info, Angola
5. Thomas Naadi Bitlegma, Viasat1, Ghana
6. Sheriff Bojang Jnr, Freelance for West Africa Democracy Radio, Senegal
7. Ruth Butaumocho, The Herald, Zimbabwe
8. Ibrahima Diallo, Radiodiffusion Télévision Sénégalaise (RTS), Senegal
9. Adewale Olugbenga Emosu, tribuneonlineng.com, Nigeria
10. Chahinaz Samir Gheith, Freelance for Al-Ahram Hebdo, Egypt
11. Carla Gonçalves, A Nação, Cape Verde
12. Boldwill Hungwe, Zimbabwe Independent, Zimbabwe
13. Ibanga Isine, Premium Times Newspaper, Nigeria
14. Paul Kelemba, Freelance for The Standard on Saturday, Kenya
15. Deo Gratias Tchédé Kindoho, Radio Bénin, Benin
16. Julie Laurenz & Jacqueline Jayamaha, Freelance for e.tv, South Africa
17. Petride Mudoola, Freelance for Sunday Vision, Uganda
18. Abubakari Akida Mussa, Mtanzania Newspaper, Tanzania
19. Pedro Paxi Pereira Ndoma, TV Zimbo, Angola
20. George Oduor Otieno, Baraka FM, Kenya
21. Hyacinthe Boowurosigue Sanou, L’Observateur Paalga, Burkina Faso
22. Enock Sikolia & Charles Kariuki, NTV, Kenya
23. Arison Tamfu, Cameroon Journal, Cameroon
24. Kọ́lá Túbọ̀sún, Blogger at ktravula.com, Nigeria
25. Arukaino Umukoro, Punch Newspaper, Nigeria
26. Bento Venâncio, Jornal Domingo, Mozambique
27. Herman Verwey, Beeld, South Africa
28. Kiundu Waweru, The Standard on Saturday, Kenya
29. Sarah Wild, Mail & Guardian, South Africa

Raunchy photos are commonly expected from  socialites and upcoming musicians, but not from musicians with a reputation and a government position. Maybe that is why  Jaguar recently came under fire for posting a dirty photo from his London tour.

The often public friendly musician is seen standing behind a woman in a black peplum top and black under wear with parts of her body in full display while he stands behind her very sweaty and holding a microphone.

An act that has been highly condemned by his fans:

Ohanglaman Makadem: You must be thank full Kama mambo ni haya

Trazie Martins: panty ya mtumba….nkt…thats y mugo wa wairimu wont go away na tabia kaa hizi na jaguar has the audacity to post this….you hold an office bana ..act the part

Kimathi Gikundi: Hapa Jaguar you are not playing a good mentor to youth. I disagree.

K David Balcazar: Jaguar from now on hatuko pamoja you look like you are performing at koinange street, mungu awasamehe

Edith Russell: Jaguar you have more respect than that, as a public figure please don’t be carried away

Stella Murunga: I didn’t espect such a post from you Jaguar.

Maji Moto: nonsense

Winnie Mtile: Omg mmmh lord av mercy

Laura Edreen Archie: Wtf*&ck you Jaguar an embarrassment to Kenya. How can you post this thinking its cool??what the hell? You not even internationally famous and you already start this shiet

Btw all your songs are whack i dont even listen to your music

David Kinyua:Jaguar is a fool for posting this..

Nyambura Nyambu: Ngai wa Israel.!!!!! ask Churchill wat happenend to him in Stuttgart 2011.kenyan gals in Europe r hungry for kenyan men

Mary Wangeci: God of Nazareth!Jaguar hiyo photo haileti shangwe….umejilet down maa ya Ngai

Zahra Atieno Kamire :”Tofiakwa….God forbid”!!!!…Lord have mercy…Jaguar you have stooped so low and shameless

Esther Passaris a former Nairobi women’s Rep hopeful and CEO of ‘Adopt-A-Light’ has been known to be very vocal.

And while many have been silent about Kidero’s nomination in the OLX Awards, Passaris has decided to break this staunch reign of silence by wondering out loud why Kidero deserves a nomination.

Asking out loud” @KideroEvans @WALTERMONGARE @OLX please highlight for us why you deserve the award? Some Kenyans may be as ignorant as I?”

With Walter Mongare replying with this “@EstherPassaris If you’ve been keen @KideroEvans is one of the Governors who engages with his people on social meda so often @OLX”

Unsatisfied with the answer Esther alleged that Kidero” never answers public concerns. No interaction. Just PR.”

Check out the series of tweets:

About two months ago, Kenyan multi-award winning band Sauti Sol made global headlines by making USA President Barack Obama cut a rug during his recent trip to Kenya.

The band performed their hit song ‘Sura Yako’ at a State House dinner event hosted by President Uhuru Kenyatta, in honor of President Obama’s visit to Kenya.

And now a picture of Sauti Sol dancing the Lipala Dance with POTUS now hangs at the White House in teh right wing just next to the Oval Office. How fantastic is that?

Celebrated Kenyan DJ Pierra has won the 2015 NAFCA Award for the Best Actress in a supporting role. The award winning DJ was nominated for her role in the movie

‘When Love Comes Around’. It was a sweet victory for the DJ and actress especially beating fellow actress in the movie Eku Edowor who had been nominated in the same category but had earlier in 2014 won the Best Actress African Collaboration Award.

The ecstatic winner took to the streets to celebrate her victory. The event was held at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angles on Sunday, September 13^th. Other stars in the movie include Jim Iyke, Zynnell Zuh, Mikki Osei Berko, Edward Kufuor, Eku Edewor, DJ Pierra Makena. Here is DJ Pierra celebrating her award.

If you think you know everything there is to know about Kenya’s top diva Avril, think again. It seems that Avril has a lot to say…if you ask the right questions.

The curvy singer was recently on Zinga La Asubuhi on Radio Taifa where she was asked to address the rumors spreading faster than bush fire on social media, a report that she had gotten saved.

But Avril says that shouldn’t be news before going ahead and dropping something that we all did not know, that she has been saved for quite a long time!

“Avril aliokoka kitambo sana” she says “My mum is a pastor I’ve grown up in a religious family “she adds before claiming that the story about her salvation was over sensationalized.

When Christina called me I was very humbled, I was surprised that she knew my name since I’m a huge fan of Christina “she says .So she was pretty honored when Christina called her and asked her if she wanted to be prayed for. She figured there is nothing wrong with getting prayed for so she complied, and before she knew it the blogs and other media forms had run with the story like a baton in an Olympic track meet.

So why hasn’t Avril been open about her salvation some of you wonder out loud. The reason for all this is pretty simple; her Christianity is very personal to her. Arguing that if it were not for God, she couldn’t have handle the pressure that comes with the music industry, the scandals, gossip etcetera.

“It is by God’s strength I’m in this industry, if I didn’t have inner strength from God I would have ulcers or even commit suicide.” she says.

What does she have to say that the expectations that if you are save then you have to do Gospel Music? She says we should not expect her to cross over to gospel industry since she believes Gospel is a ministry, if you don’t have it in your then you should not do it.

There was celebration in heaven last Sunday! My friend tells me whenever a soul turns to Christ some kind of a bash is thrown by angels in upper echelon to celebrate the conversion!

There has been a surge in the number of ‘worldly’ celebrities seeking salvation. Bamboo, Princess Faridah, Size 8, are some of the big names in entertainment industry who turned their lives to the Lord.

The crossover isn’t complete yet! Last Sunday, plus size 1 FM presenter, Naomi Ng’ang’a, officially announced she was the ambassador of Christ.

The presenter-cum-actress was baptized at Nairobi Chapel. For starters, baptism is part of Christianity ritual that symbolizes purification and admission to the Christian Church.

Now that the dazzling presenter is now a ‘full-fledged’ Christian she’s expected to adhere to the ways of the church. Otherwise her actions will give keyboard ninjas something to write about!

Anyhow, Naomi’s dad and friends were present to witness her rebirth. See the photo below:

Men of cloth have been attracting limelight for all the wrong reasons. Now it seems it’s nuns who are taking the mantle from them!

The likes of Pastor Kanyari, Apostle James Ng’ang’a (by the way where is he with his case??) Pastor Thomas Wahome Njuguna of Helicopter Ministries and others have been busy maiming Christianity with their contentious deeds.

But they are not alone in this business of confusing faithful, nope! Apparently many Holy Joes have literally been preaching water and drinking concentrated liquor.

An elderly catholic nun is busy doing rounds on social media after she was caught on camera at a place where those seeking to quench ‘other’ thirst frequent.

This nun donning the usual white wimple, angelic white veil, black sweater and brown stockings was bold enough to walk in a liquor store, shop for her favorite brand and paid for it at the counter.

Her presence there raised eyebrows; a sober customer decided to take her photos and alerted online community.

Capital FM’s Joe Muchiri and Obinna were some of the celebs that dashed to poke fun at the nun the moment they landed their eyes on the photo.

Joe Muchiri: Let me convince her we go to 1824 In her uniform Hehe…after her 6 pack is over

One thing though, are nuns allowed to quaff booze? I mean Jesus didn’t turn water to wine for the sake of just pleasing lousy drunkards!!!

Bereaved Nairobi Senator, Mike Sonko, has finally communicated details about his father’s burial.

The late Gideon Kioko Mbuvi Kivanguli, Sonko’s dad, died on Sunday the 5^th September 2015 at a Nairobi Hospital.

Sonko’s father was admitted to the intensive care unit following a short illness. Unfortunately Mzee Gideon Kioko succumbed to the illness a day after his admission to the hospital.

Details of the cause of his death are still scanty. The family hasn’t divulged what exactly caused the demise of the senior Mbuvi nor the illness he was suffering from.

Friends and relatives have been meeting daily at KICC-Lenana Hall, Sonko’s residence at Mua Hills, Connections Hotel in Mlolongo, Currior Hotel in Kwale and Sheree Pub Mesora in Buruburu to deliberate on funeral arrangements.

Details of their discussions are finally out! Mzee Gideon Kioko Mbuvi Kivanguli will be laid rest at his rural home in Machakos County.

Sonko revealed his father would be buried tomorrow, Tuesday the 15^th September 2015, in Mua Hills, Machakos County.

2015 has been the year of love! Celebrities have been on the rush to tie the knot, one would think they all agreed to settle down this year!

Janet Mbugua, Linda Nyangweso, Oliver Mathenge to mention but a few are some of the news makers that decided to exchange vows this year.

Oops! I almost forgot; Pulse Editor, Steve Muendo, also wedded last Friday.

See also: More Photos Of The Pulse Editor Walking Down The Aisle.

Well, after Steve walked down the aisle, former Citizen TV sport anchor, Syombua Mwele, also exchanged vows with her sweetheart, David Osiany, at a colorful ceremony that was held on Saturday.

The Radio Citizen presenter first disclosed she was getting hitched when she broke news about her engagement sometimes early last May.

Also Read: After Sharon Mundia, Former Citizen TV’s Dazzling Anchor Gets Engaged

Syombua’s wedding was a celebrity affair; members of the fourth estate turned up in numbers while other celebs like Jalango and his clique were also present.

Former Prime Minister, Raila Odinga, also made an appearance!

Mmmh so how do I start this without breaching Baba Ghafla’s latest ethical concerns. For real the guy seems to have caught on some traits that were unimaginable a few times past… gone is the white short, he now hits the gym on a regular basis and having qualms on explicit material..smells like someone in love. I digress, back to the matter at hand which is to act as a disguise to the intent of the article.

There has been a video doing rounds and is in some other entertainment blog. In it a guy is clearly having enjoying the services of an equally enthused female riding his man-dingo as the elixir of life it is. Up to this point, no trouble on that, the issue at hand is not the act but the location, a dingy downtrodden toilet with smearing on the wall…I know people have different crazy fetishes so before you scream ‘suum cuique pulchrum est’ (to each his own is beautiful ) here are six other places not to be caught having sex at in public no matter how holy and urgent the call of creation is..

1. The aforementioned toilet

There are many reasons why this should not happen and none at all why this is a good idea. Unless maybe you stretch it and say that most public facilities have their ‘Kuwa True’ hardware located here. As I said that’s a stretch. The toilet at worst will be smelly, hazardous, high chances of being caught as the poor chap learnt especially if it has no lock,(You know the one you have to be stretch holding the door in place). At best you will have to be wary of other users thus keeping on stopping the action as other people get in the rooms, flashing the water (as a crazy head in the office suggested) wont muff the sounds. Space is also an issue I will not elaborate upon…

1. The Dance floor

Yeah I get it, the thrill of sneaking up to the low nether regions of your partner is an octane packed environment with the music guiding you as thrust to the beat with no one seeing. Okay buffoon, you are the only one not seeing yourself being seen. Go on humping like you an equalizer dial and give everyone a free sex show. All that awkwardness, savagery, sweat and stuffiness without mentioning the public spectacle you will be creating should be enough deterrence. S***t some sisters and brothers do love this kind of stuff.

1. The swimming pool

No! No! No! Ladies it is not romantic and guys just get the idea that you can sneak one in under the waters as your ideal ‘sexcapade’ out of your mind. Not only are you salting our water, think all that chlorine and urine and the bacteria as well as the stuck dogs like posturing you will be having. Oh and the kids and other chaste human beings you are leading into sin… there is stuff like moral responsibility right? I wanted to add public beaches here but I think the sand effect on the suction is discouraging enough.

1. The Bushes

Mmmh… nature lover’s sex and green campaigners. There is no comfort whatsoever in a bush romp. The bushes are rough, there are thorns and sticks and insects and a very disturbing element of someone having a good view on all your acts. It is also without class and taste basing on the experiences from few misguided elements.

1. In a public service vehicle

The high school the students’ incident should definitely show you the disadvantages for trying a tryst in a public vehicle. It is not only foolhardy and inconsiderate but it tops in the list of debase behavior. There is little in pretense that it will end well on your part it will not.

1. In a park

Some years back, the Masinde Muliro gardens were infamous for the day and night activities of several couples. Still once in a while there will be the odd set caught in the act. Try explaining to the city council, watchman or cop, reasons of having sex in a park or pull the ‘it is not what it looks like ‘ on them and you will realize why diplomacy and tact cannot get you out of a mess your little head took you in the first place.

He is without doubt the ultimate investigative reporter in Kenya and Jicho Pevu series has grown popular earning him plaudits among the populace and international acclaim. Mohammed Ali is now taking the next step into international limelight and this is his new project.

This time round Mohammed Ali teams up with Insight: The World Investigates to venture into the extrajudicial killings that have taken place in Kenya as the police battle crime and terrorism. The investigative piece is set to premiere on Wednesday night at 22:30GMT on Al Jazeera English channel and has been directed by Seamus Mirodan a director and prodcuer who has done projects for CNN, Insight TV News, and the producer of The Road To Rio, Spirit Child for Al Jazeera. The series will be aired on Al Jazeera’s People and Power strand. Below is a trailer of the series

Monday again! Finally, KDF activity in Boni Forest has at least made Kenyans ‘forget’ about rapist Mugo Wa Wairimu; the quack has been dominating headlines for the better part of last week! Mugo aside, below are the hottest story this morning:

#1Churchill Show Comedian Caught On Camera Passionately Kissing Mejja’s Super-Hot Girlfiend (Photos)

#2Mine! Chipukeezy Caught Red-Handed Stroking The Girlfriends Guava (NSFW)

#3Angry KTN Presenter Resorts To Calling People B**Ches after Being Called Out

#4This Is The Blunder Citizen Pulled On The Ruto and Sang ICC Case

#5Did Kenya’s Richest Female Singer Use Nigerian Voodoo To Acquire Her Enormous Wealth? She Speaks Out

#6Look! The Man Who is Responsible For Mugo’s Woes Was A Former Friend! (photo)

#77 Photos That Prove That Hope Kid Has The Hottest ‘Wifey’ In The Game. She Looks Like An American Video Vixen

#8James Smart at It Again, This Time Correcting Citizen’s Huge Blooper That Misled Most Of The Country

#9Drunk Nairobi Girls Go Wild and Twerk Like Crazy ‘Passa Passa’ Dancers

#10Lupita Nyong’o Looks Pretty Scary In This Photo, You Will Not Believe This Is Her

Pulse decorated editor Stevens Muendo Walked down the aisle today thereby paving  way for other aspiring writers who are planning to get married while still young, vibrant and full of good humor. 

 It was a wedding brimming with love, glamour, color and celebrityfare from all over Kenya who came  to partake in the joy of Muendo as he said the magic words to the woman who  he would  sleep next to, for eternity to come. See what I  wrote there? I roll like that. 

For all of you that missed, check out these photos from the wedding. 

It was a meet like no other. Courtesy of Multi-choice, Journalists and select celebrities from across Africa made a journey to the posh islands that are Mauritius for a week of grand parties, learning and inter-cultural interactions aimed at strengthening the brand that is Multi-choice. 

 From Larry Madowo to Millard Ayo, From Sharon Mundia to Franklin Saiyalel, Desmond Eliot and other elite folk Mauritius was brimming of royalty. The editor Ghafla! Kenya , was among those that had the coveted chance for the getaway dubbed #OnlyTheBest

 See Below, photos of the same: 

We are used to seeing Lupita Nyong’o slaying everyone around her when she struts gracefully on the red carpet with vibrant clothes matching perfectly with her smooth ebony skin.

She is certainly a Nubian queen, it’s no wonder she was named ‘People’s Most Beautiful Woman’ last year.We are used to seeing a delicate and pretty Lupita so it came as a shock when she shared this rather disturbing photo.“Scarier times. #tbt theater make-up test for Mephisto in Doctor Faustus Lights The Lights #YSD. Went a little overboard… (Loving getting ready for the stage again right now) #notyethalloween” she captioned it

Mohammed Ali is fearless, straightforward and to use one of Jeff Koinangeisms ‘calls it as it is’. Much more importantly to hi, being a news reporter is more than a job but empathizes with the citizens he reports about at whatever cost. it may have endeared him to most of the masses but he has attracted fair criticism and attacks from varied corners. the Jicho Pevu reporter is not daunted and has just penned a heartfelt letter to a number of prominent leaders and personalities holding them accountable to their actions. I need not add anymore, here is the letter;

 

Mohammed Ali

5 hrs · Nairobi · 

BARUA KWA DUALE, KURIA NA WENZAO .Namshukuru Allah kwa kunipa nguvu za kupambana na miungu midogo midogo. Miungu inayotaka kuiteka nchi nyara na kudhalilisha raia wake. Miungu iliyoifanya Kenya kuwa soko huru, soko la vihoja na ubakaji wa demokrasia, soko isiyo na sheria ila dhulma, mauaji, wizi wa mali ya umma pamoja na demokrasia ya kijambazi. Sina ugomvi na mtu bali nina machungu na mambo yanavyokwenda kombo. Nina machungu kwasababu utaifa nilionayo moyoni hauniruhusu kufyata domo wakati umma unateketea. Je, wataka kuwa maarufu Kenya? Ni rahisi kabisa. Unga viongozi na serikali mkono. Wakishuta wasifu kwa kusema ni harufu ya marashi, walimbikizie sifa wakiiba, sifu kabila zao na wake zao, heshimu maamuzi ya mipango yao ya kando serikali, Utaogopewa na kila mtu kwani sheria ya wahuni itakukinga. Fungua hospitali kisha uwabake wanawake wanaotafuta matibabu, simama kwenye jukwaa na useme kabila Fulani likatwe kwa upanga likipinga mwito wa serikali iliyo madarakani, watusi kwa kuwaita maskini baada ya serikali hiyo hiyo unayoabudu kuwafilisi raia wake, kuwa mbunge na ubake ndani ya ofisi yako kwani sheria ni ya mama zenu si yetu sote tena, waite viongozi wadini kwa kiegezo cha kuombea taifa baada ya kufanya maasi kwa wananchi wako, cheza na jina la mungu kila kukicha kwani mungu wako ni senti, simama imara na serikali kisha vunja sheria. Hakika utalindwa ndani ya serikali.Kenya hamna sheria. Nasema pasi na uwoga kwani hata Jaji Mkuu Willy Mutunga yuajua vyema ila hana budi wala sauti ya kusema hivyo. Mahakama ya Willy Mutunga kwa maoni ya wakenya wengi ilikataa kusikia vilio vyao na kutoa uamuzi wa dadika tatu. Ndio, dakika tatu! Sisemi majaji hao walikosea bali kutoa maamuzi ya taifa kwa dakika tatu ni sawia na kutwanga maji kwenye kinu. Hata kesi za mapenzi hazisuluhishwi kwa dakika tatu. Labda Willy Mutunga na wenzake hawana doa lolote; hawana ila, hawana waa japokuwa kuna wenye kukirihishwa na maamuzi yao. Daktari Willy Mutunga sasa kiza kinene kimetunga mithili ya ukungu. Mahakama yako haiheshimiwi tena, mahakama yako ni sawia na simba wa matopeni anayeteleza ovyo ovyo. Nasema hivyo kwa sababu wakenya waliheshimu maamuzi yenu lakini sasa waliotangazwa washindi hawaheshimu maamuzi mliotoa kuhusu waalimu. Leo Ndugu yangu Willy Mutunga walialia kwenye vyombo vya habari eti baadhi ya majaji ni wafisadi. Usitudanganye! Mchezo wa daganya toto uliishia Westgate na wanajeshi wa KDF. Mahakama na sheria za humu nchini zinafikiria kuwa wakenya wengine sio watu, nyinyi ndio watu mkifanya kitu mnasema tuachie Mungu, wengine wakifanya ni dhambi. Kwani ni Mungu gani huyu mnayeabudu? Ni yule yule ninayemjua ama mna mungu wenu? Nikisema naambiwa sifai kusema kwa sababu mimi ni mwanahabari. Kwani mwanahabari hana hisia? Kwani mwanahabari halipi ushuru? Kwani mwanahabari sio binadamu? Acheni utoto! Nasema nanyi wambea. Mwanahabari ni macho na kioo cha jamii. MOSES KURIA.Sijasahau Moses Kuria. Sitaki kumwita mheshimiwa kwani vitendo vyake na matamshi yake si vya kiheshimiwa. Waliomchagua na wamwite mheshimiwa mimi simo. OH pole nimesahau, kwanza alichaguliwa na nani? Moses Kuria endelea kuwadharau wakenya kwa sababu ya ukabila na ubinafsi. Moses Kuria kumbuka nchii hii itakapoteketea kwa sababu ya matamshi kama yako hata shetani hatakuwa na wasaa wa kusikia umaarufu wako wa kuwatenganisha wakenya. Sisi sio wapumbavu lakini nakuhakikishia serikali sio MUNGU. Iko siku haki itashinda na hiyo ndio siku utakapojua tofauti ya kuvua chupi na kuvua samaki. MUTAHI NGUNYI.Mutahi Ngunyi sitaki kusema sana lakini ni kweli sisi ni maskini. Tumesalitiwa na serikali, tumeibiwa na kudhalilishwa na hiyo hiyo serikali unayoabudu lakini MUTAHI NGUNYI kumbuka aliyekupa wewe ndiye aliyeninyima mimi. Mutahi Ngunyi watutusi kisha wataka kunywa pombe nasi? Nakukumbusha ufanye adabu yako na ukumbuke kuwa dawa ya maskini si pombe bali chakula. Kama wataka kufanya ukuruba na sisi mwambie Rais wako apunguze bei ya vyakula na kwanza kabisa aanze na maziwa ili watoto wetu wafaidi. 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Mutahi Ngunyi ukifikisha salamu hizi basi sisi maskini hatutaki pombe yako, hatutaki kuleweshwa kisha mali yetu kuibiwa tukiwa ulevini, serikali imetulewesha kwa kipindi cha miaka mitatu na mvinyo mkali kushinda hata changaa, mvinyo wa kutuangamiza na kutufanya watumwa ndani ya nchi yetu. Sisi hatuna kinyongo nawe lakini tutakusamehe na umaskini wetu kwani sisi ni maskini lakini wakubwa kimapenzi moyoni.ADAN DUALE.Nadhani nilisema mengi juma lililopita lakini juzi bado nilikuona ukijipiga kifua na kutetea viranja wako na kusahau wana-garissa hawana vitambulisho, vijana wanatekwa nyara na watu wanaodaiwa kuwa maafisa wa polisi na kuuawa, hamna waalimu garissa na Mandera. Naarifiwa ulikuwa mwalimu lakini nashindwa kufahamu ulikuwa mwalimu wa kusema na kuenda ama kusema na kutenda. Mtihani unabisha jitayarishe kuwa na vizazi visivyo na elimu kwa sababu umefeli kuwashughulikia waliokuchagua na badala yake kupiga domo ukitetea serikali isiyoheshimu watu wako. Sitaki kuendelea kwani sijasahau tabia zenu ni kama bata hata mlishwe mawe bado mtahara.KIPCHUMBA MURKOMENNi hatari sana msomi kuwa na tabia za kitoto. Wasomi ni watu wanaoheshimika. Nawaheshimu wasomi wote wewe ukiwa mmoja wao. Lakini ni hatari sana msomi anayefahamu sheria kwenda kinyume na sheria. Murkomen nataka kukukumbusha kuwa siasa sio mchezo mchafu bali mtu binafsi ndiye mwenye siasa chafu. Kuwa kibaraka sio dhambi lakini kujidhalilisha na kubusu tako la viongozi ndio dhambi kuu. Tumewaona wanasiasa wengi, makalulu na wenye vihoja chungu nzima. Tumewaona kina Joseph Kamotho waliolala na jina la baba lakini siku hizi wanalala na upweke, Kihika kimani, Shariff Nassir na msemo wake wa mpende msipende KANU itatawala. KANU haitawali tena, KANU imezikwa katika kaburi la sahau ila ina watoto wanaojaribu kuinuka na kuturegesha huko. Wanaotawala sasa ni wakenya kwa nguvu za RABUKA. 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Some of them say that the advert is ingenious others say its misogynistic, but whatever side of the spectrum you are on, you have noticed the new crown paint ad.

Crown paint has been transforming lifestyles since 1958 and instead of going the drab and a little bit cliché was they are revamping their brand with a new color, Metallica. And the slogan is “High Fashion. Low Maintenance. Unlike Your Girlfriend.

Here is the billboard everyone is talking about:

Nate Kim: When there are so many creative angles you could have taken with ‘Metallica’…. You chose misogyny to promote your product?

Donnah Ogeti:The advate(Sic) along ring road is amazing heee big up crown.. ..when building My dream house I’ll definitely choose crown ..thanx