For a while now Vera Sidika a.k.a Queen Vee Bosset has been the talk of the town thanks to her gigantic derriere.
And for years, her assets have been a source of entertainment for many members of Team Mafisi and curious onlookers.
And as she revealed on social media, gigantic behinds are a common thing in her family .She recently showed off her cousin who is also endowed but not in the dizzying way Vera is
Ngina Kenyatta who is one of Kenya’s favorite girls was recently lambasted for ‘inappropriate’ and ‘shabby’ attire worn during the pope’s visit at State House.
The outfit that had Kenyans scandalized was a simple pair of Khaki pants and a long sleeved black blouse.
Many felt as the First Daughter she should have made an attempt to look elegant. The fact that her brothers looked well-turned out in their bespoke suits further aggravated Kenyans who kept asking her ‘why can’t you dress as well as your brothers?’
But where the young Ngina failed in impressing, Mama Ngina at 82 did not disappoint. Here she is rocking a blue and black outfit and pearls alongside Kibaki. A look she pulled off so well that some even confused her with Othaya MP Mary Wambui.
Dreams are indeed valid and now self acclaimed Kenya’s richest musician Akothee is the embodiment of that statement.
Long before she was the globe trotting fashion loving and polished lady she is, Akothee was just your kawaida village girl with all ‘trappings’ that come with such a position. Well, in steps rich sponsor and the lady went through a complete transformation.
She developed an urbane lifestyle, had confidence boosts and changed a flat average appearance to that smooth look she always has.
She herself captioned this transformation aptly when she said ‘ You are never ugly just broke‘ and left us with this gem of a photo
Women may be dominating the wedding game and getting all the accolades on this day but men, scratch that, rich men have found their niche in the engagement and dowry paying ceremonies.
After Jared Otieno famously brought the whole of Meru County to a standstill while going to pay for his lady’s dowry, another wealthy fellow has pulled the same stunt. Caleb Hamisi a business man cum political aspirant with interests ranging from farming and real estate to hospitality and logistics brought Eldoret town and the small village of Kurgung’ in Nandi County to a standstill with his entourage and mammoth of a bash.
Mr. Hamisi apparently spent 13 million for the bash that saw him travel with a 300 strong party for the dowry negotiation ceremony. He booked his guests in five of the top hotels in Eldoret town footing a bill that was close to 2 million bed and breakfast alone for his party.
His expenditure included 2 milion a token for the parents, footing entertainers like Webuye International band, a pre-wedding party at Eldoret’s Club signature, gifts for the lady, her friends and extended family members among others. Hamisi reacted to the cost as a success for the event and now has set eyes for the main wedding which will sure have fireworks.
Source: Standard Digital.
Sex and relationships have a big impact on young people’s lives, but many live in regions where information about sexual health and rights are censored and taboo judging from the uproar and backlash Mavuno’s ‘Blurred Lines’ campaign received.
Undettered by this, Love Matters now offers reality check offering sexual health information with a positive take on pleasure and relationship satisfaction.
And as parents and campaigners take to the streets calling for the pope to protect their children from comprehensive sex education, the organization has launched the Love Matters Music Awards where young Kenyans are singing openly about love and sex.
The Love Matters Music Awards are the first music awards in Kenya dedicated to providing young people the chance to produce songs on themes related to pleasure and sexuality.
For example, there is even a song about that “fantastic moment when you are about to cum”. Saucy stuff, without being explicit. Breaking taboos and encouraging open and honest conversation around the things which affect all of us.
The Love Matters Music Awards were inspired by the Love Matters Africa audience questions and comments. Through focus groups and online interaction, it was clear that the most important themes people have to talk about are:
o Being responsible- Both boys and girls talk about responsibility. Responsibility can be a duty, a burden, and a desirable characteristic. How does pleasure relate to sexual responsibility?
o Expectations of sex and relationships- Boys and girls have quite different expectations of sex and relationships but they are not talking openly with each other about these expectations. There is a lot of suspicion about each-others motives and many young people question whether their thoughts and desires are “normal”.
And it is the audience who will decide who wins.
Over the last few days the participants have been laying these tracks down and they are now live on the Love Matters YouTube channel (http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7oAUB0FOVG-nov-8Dax6fH9JNF-UclhP)
All of the musicians are members of the Sauti Academy, which is run by the record label Penya Africa. They have been working with international creative team, alongside Love Matters, to compose and record songs about love, sex and relationships.
Whoever wins “The People’s Choice” will get an audio recording of the winning song, as well as a professional music video recording. The winner will be announced at the live final on December 5th at the Creatives Garage in Nairobi.
Follow the hashtag #LoveAwardske to keep up with all the action.
A few years back, Colonel Mustafa was the luckiest man in the land. This is because he was dating one of the hottest girls in the land, singer Marya who was famed for her alluring almond shaped eyes and a figure to die for.
They however broke up amid religious differences claims and for a long time after they broke up, Mustafa pined after his long lost love. But as he reveals to Mzazi Tuva on Mambo Mseto, he is over that.
“For now si mmsi. Kuna wakati nyuma nyuma kule, I really missed her. (For now I do not miss her, there was a time when I missed her but now it no longer the case) She was a good woman, but we do not talk nowadays. The last time we talked was a year and a half ago.” He said
Marya and Mustafa
So would he go back to Marya given the chance? “Marudio kwa sasa itakuwa ngumu…Sababu nina mpenzi.” He says.
The mpenzi he is speaking about is the mysterious woman that he has been flaunting on social media who we have never gotten to see her face. He says that the reason for keeping her a mystery is because he is afraid on Team Mafisi, those kind of men that prey on your girlfriend once you have given her a make-over.
My girlfriend is my property. I used to be naïve when I flaunted Marya but now if I was to do it again I would not do it. He says. Another reason he gives for keeping his woman anonymous is because his girlfriend also wants to remain a secret for now.
The mystery lady Mustapha is currently dating
He says that unlike his relationship with Marya, he will not allow religion to come in between them, one of them would have to convert.
Maybe its the pope’s visit but Nairobi Millionaire Erastus Odhiambo Ngura popularly known as “Ediot” who is facing murder charges is apparently a reformed man.
Erastus is accused of shooting his 27 year old wife Lydia Wanjiru Irungu at their Buruburu home on the night of 12th December 2014.
Saraa Nana, a story was told, left her man at the altar last weekend when she chanced upon a raunchy, steamy video of her-to-be husband devouring the forbidden fruit with the voracity of a cannibal.
The forbidden fruit that the man was devouring in the clip happened to belong to Nanaa’s friend, which pretty much explains why Nanaa went from calm to stark raving mad in 2 seconds, leaving a petrified congregation and an equally dumbfounded husband to be at the altar.
The songstress whose voice and musical prowess has hitherto been compared to Miriam Makeba and Brenda Fassie has made it known to all that it is well within her soul to forgive her wayward husband but things between them will never be the same again.
“Even my grandmother knows something happened but I am not yet ready to talk about it with them. I asked them to give me some time out.” wrote Nana.
The nightingale went on to write, revealing the futility of the efforts of the man to begging her to come back.
“I can, and I will forgive them, but they can rest assured that it will never be the same again between us..”
Lesson learnt;
Do not eat the forbidden fruit while recording yourself. People never learn.
I have a feeling that the whole story was a staged, fabricated, twisted story aimed at creating hype around her song, Kikaragosi.
On Wednesday, Pope Francis jetted into the country to celebrate a historic Mass in Kenya amid security concerns from the international community.
This was his first-ever trip to Africa and on Thursday he held a very iconic mass at the University Of Nairobi. A mass that was successful despite rain and mud.
As expected form such an iconic occasion, someone stole the show. And in this case was some very energetic priest who shook his kayamba rather vigorously and animatedly, jumping up and down enthusiastically, completely oblivious of the mud that was gathering around his pristine white robe.
But that was not the only thing that caught our eyes; there was a little lad who led the choir, rather spiritedly I might add. If ever there was a rousing performance, then this catholic choir brought the house down, just check them out below:
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I am not Catholic but this would be a mass i would love to attend.
One of the biggest questions this year was ‘When Did drake become this hot?” yes he was cute but no one was really like swooning over him or anything. But now the ladies are jumping over each other thanks to his new look, which is a full beard.
Now every lady recognizes the compulsive power of a nice beard and that is why Jomo Kenyatta is having a Drake effect’ on the ladies.
Jomo is often the quite one and sometimes falls on the shadow of his extroverted younger brother Muhoho but he certainly had the ladies keeling over when he showed up with a full beard alongside his family during the popes’ visit.
Jomo is the one on the far left
Ngina Kenyatta, did have the whole nation talking with her fashion fail at statehouse when the first family posed for a photo with the pope.
Not that the dress had anything wrong just that it did not capture the sense of the occasion. Well, the beautiful lady did atone for her first performance and later came out in a striking white waterfall sweater worn over a white knee length dress. It was an apt attire very fitting her moment of being blessed by the Pope.
Here is the photo
Shortly after the birth of size 8’s and Dj mo’s daughter Ladasha, their mother transitioned after a long battle with a chronic kidney condition.
A requiem mass for the last viewing of her body was conducted yesterday at the Kenya Assemblies of God church in Buruburu before her family departed for Uganda where her remains will be interred.
You ask why she will be buried in Uganda? Apparently Size 8’s father, Samuel Munyali,happens to have dual citizenship together with the rest of size’ 8’s siblings.
Size 8 hails from Mbale, a thriving town in the Eastern part of the matoke republic where her late mom will be buried.
Our condolences to the family.
The Pope’s visit in town has had everyone on their best game ever since he stepped in town.
One policeman has taken his game to a whole new level. You may be used to the street pastors who get in buses and preach before asking for ‘sadaka’ that gets them to the next destination. What you sure have never seen is a policeman humbled and pious taking the word to where the sheep are.
Listen to the police officer here in his preaching element even with full uniform letting the passengers know in the video below.
The apple, it seems, never fell far from the tree.
One of the most humbling things in the world has to be daughters, no matter how macho you are, how hardened you are- or take the cue; no matter how much of a rubble-rouser you are you will always have a soft spot for your daughter.
Because nature has it that way.
Now Mr Alai’s flower is all grown up and and chubby as the recent photo shows. The daughter has taken after her tall, dark and handsome father- sporting those firm looks of an aristocrat.
sigh, I want a daughter too.
See the photo below and feel jealous because she is not yours.
Whenever a powerful dignitary visits the country, there are always those wow moments which leave the whole country touched and become iconic moments.
For Obama, it was that hug with the sister, and now the Pope has already left a mark in town. While his motorcade moved to the slated venue, with heavy security following, hopeful faithfuls and a curious crowd pushed closer to get a glimpse of arguably the worlds most popular international leader.
A lucky woman got a lifetime experience when she managed to evade security and get to the coke who after shaking her hand, proceeded to plant a lovely kiss befitting of a gentry member.
The woman shocked happy and excited was fortunate as others who tried the deed we warded off by the security who did not want a recurring incidence. Here is the video of he whole episode;
Did you see this? Woman evades security to kiss the Pope
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Posted by NTV Kenya on Thursday, November 26, 2015
He is the proverbial boy that cried “Jackal”
George Barasa popularly known by pseudonym “Joji Baro” wants to die, very soon. He is man who has a death wish- in a status update on his social media, the gay gospel artist known for his garish sense of style voiced his disappointment in life saying that this time round, he was as a matter of fact going to make sure that he transitioned into the afterlife-by killing himself.
The chilling update that he shared on social media read:
“I’m going to kill myself and this time round I will make sure I die. Tired of false hope. Tired of unfulfilled promises. Tired of broken heart. I’m tired of being phucked up all the time. I don’t want no more”
He strikes me as a cry baby trotting for attention online thinking that people actually care- He seems to have missed the memo- that all of us are fighting different battles everyday and he therefore needs to sit down and stop whining!
From a linguistic standpoint, Joji (the boy who cried jackal) was too calm writing this and probably needs help, professional and divine. In the meantime: When you post your problems online:
Good morning bright holy people! Yes his Holiness is in tow and everyone is putting up their best behavior on show. No politics and gory headlines just a peace loving nation and Friday came much faster…
It is a bit boring and that is why we are here. As you still penace for your sins and get the last glimpses of the Pope here are the Ten biggest stories over that holiday.
#1. 6 Things That Make You Great In Bed
She has made her name over the years, with her voice, acting prowess but most importantly- to all of us figure 8 voyeur, her figure that has the team mafisi drooling all the way from here to Timbuktu.
The team will definitely love the new one. The actress decided to falunt her sculpted body in a skimpy swimsuit captioning it “I cant swim in a suit, Kula hiyo kahater” I can’t swim in a suit, choke on that little hater.
And choke on it we did fam! For her thighs are glorious and wondrous as is her body that tells a tall tale of the hours she spent in the gym in a bid to look like the legendary Hellene of Troy.
The actress is on vacation in Kuala Lumpur, and is definitely having the time of her life when we are here, writing this.
See the photo below.
Ngina Kenyatta is all over the news, again- this time though, it is her dress that has left tongues Wagging.
When the first family was meeting the pope a few days ago over dinner, the first daughter stood out from the rest of her family who were dressed in in sharp suits and evening gowns. Her outfit spoke volumes. White pencil pants and a formal blouse to go with it.
Her look might have been alright for a weekend out with her brothers but it was definitely not the the outfit for meeting the pope in statehouse- not when her brothers stood out, elegant in fitting Brioni suits.
She looked like she left the house in a hurry to make it in time for meeting the pope. Kenyans have trolled the photos questioning the moral behind her dress code. Does the family have a personal stylist?
See the photo below:
The other odd thing with the photo is that the President stood in front of everyone else, even his revered guest for the evening, the Pope.
The Kenyan police have something close to an addiction with brutality and roughness.
They have an affinity for responding to a mosquito bite with a hammer and with such proficiency you would think that’s the core of their training. Asimple arrest or restoring of order can turn to a humiliating and bloody affair.
The man in the video below can attest to such raw use of excessive force when he found himself on the receiving end of police brutality. See the action below
Kenya’s kings of club bangers Kansoul have a new hot song. This was done without too much promotion that accompanied previous video releases but it is not to say it is anything less.
If anything, the new song could just get to hit the height set by ‘Nyongwa’ one of their biggest hits. It is in the mould of a typical Kansoul song (these guys should have their own genre name by now).
A catchy well arranged beat, a memorable hook that sounds beautiful even if you find it shallow and the clashing rapping styles of all three members. This video shows they are finally getting their game together when doing their choreography and simple themed videos but there is always room for improvement.
It is however, the new dancing style that could well live to be the song’s lasting legacy. Enjoy the video below
A popular Kenyan comedian is currently nursing a heartbreak after his yello-yello pretty girlfriend dumped him in public for being broke.
Jaymo the comedian stormed into a party on learning that his girlfriend was partying instead of chilling at home as she had said. He turned off the music and threw a tantrum after finding his girl cozied up to a sponsor.
His tantrum was met with taunts and angry hissing from the party animals who were pretty angry that their party had come to an unexpected halt.
But what happened to him next will forever remain etched in his mind as it was totally unexpected. His girlfriend dressed in a purple dress stood up and said “Jaymo I am tired of your b.s and you have nothing to offer me, as in have you ever seen me this pretty”? She asked amid cheers from the revelers.
Watch the full drama below:
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Let it be known to all that my idea of a perfect honeymoon would be travelling to see the Northern lights and the startling stuff of the myth, the midnight sun. For one Abel mutua, it was a little different but sill romantic all the same.
Just like Betty Kyallo and her husband Abel took his wife to Dubai for a honeymoon that he dubbed “The dubai tour” while there, they have been touring among others, the tallest building in the world. The imposing Burj al Khalifa that has had our socialites swooning at its mention.
Why Kenyans are choosing Dubai other than other exotic places is still not clear,but we speculate that it has to do with the pocket as with only a few hundred thousand shillings, you can spend over a week in Dubai at a 5star hotel!
well? Happy moments to the newlyweds. It can only get better from here.
At times it can be pretty cool to be a male artist.
The number of lasses who throw themselves to you on stage just to get a piece of you at every performance is quite high. Some do go overboard though and can easily have one taken in.
King Kaka was performing recently and had a lady grinding him. First it was the usual simple grind but it quickly escalated into vigorous grinding especially on his nether region and in a short while the artiste could not take it anymore he had to tap out. Check out the video below
#WCW: Meet The Hot Kenyan Girl Who Has The Funkiest Hairstyles! (photos)
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If you know Maridadi, then you must have known him as Blaqy’s sidekick.
Well, now he is his own man musically speaking and has picked up from where Blaqy left. At least as far as making raunchy videos goes that is. However, he even outdoes Blaqy in this song, which is comical in the sense that you get hooked to the playful fast paced rapping and more on the dancing ahead of you.
I do not want to exaggerate the song too much, I will let his video do the selling. Whatever your opinion of it, you cannot deny it was entertaining. Check the video below
Pope Francis has already touched down at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport on board a charted Italian national courier, Alitalia.
Mombasa road has already been closed to facilitate the leader of the Catholic Church to cruise to the intended destination in ease.
Catholic leaders, senior government officials and a few selected Kenyans were at the JKIA to welcome the Holy Father.
Prior to his arrival, Pope Francis tweeted in Swahili; “Mungu abariki Kenya! God bless Kenya!”
When Allah,most merciful sat on his throne; he saw it fit to give Lulu Hassan and her husband a wonderful family! Beautiful babies to complement Kenya’s perfect media couple.
Now their journey of love is indeed a very captivating one as Rashid Abdalla has made it known. He loved her voice before he even saw her face!
When he finally chanced upon her face, he was blown away and fell in love.
How he got her is yet another story but the two have a family that is everyone’s dream. Babies as beautiful as their union. Though Lulu does not post a lot on social media,the few snippets that we managae to pick of her family are worth ogling at. See in the next page,the photos of her family.
Vera is rarely seen in the CBD leave alone strolling aimlessly. The only places in Nairobi the socialite frequents are nightclubs like xsmillionaires and Skylux when she hosts gigs there.
Vera and her clique have a knack for taking photos in the streets of Western and Asian countries whenever they take make a trip there.
But hardly to you see these A-List socialites posing in the street of Nairobi then sharing photos on social media.
The socialite queen recently wandered in the streets of the city and she stopped to take pictures. And yes, men couldn’t help but take a second gaze at the bright future behind her.
Before he became the first president of Kenya, Jomo Kenyatta played a tribal leader in a 1934 movie Sanders of the River.
It’s said that the reason he acted in the movie was because he was broke and looking for a work.
Now his son Uhuru has a cameo appearance in hit show ‘Being Mary Jane’ on the 7th episode of Season 3 on BET
Click the link to watch his cameo appearance:gossiponthis.com-being-mary-jane-season-3-episode-7-shoe-fits
The club scene is hugely dominated with events steered to the taste and satisfaction of men.
For some time this has been the prevalent case at least until someone discovered the ignored women audience and started events more than just Wednesday’s ladies’ night.
One such event is the one held by XS Millionaires Club last night on Tuesday.
The event attracts only high end ladies who are ready to pay premium and witness well chiseled men dance and entertain them with ‘personalized moves hitherto left to female strippers lap dancing for male patrons. check out the photo below and if you are a lady you at least know there is a place that caters to you.
After calling it quit with singer Debbie Asila, Kiss FM’s Shaffie Weru hooked up with a sizzling hot lady whom he exchanged vows with in a low tone wedding.
#WCW stands for Woman Crush Wednesday, which is a social media kind of weekly holiday which calls for users to share pictures of ladies that they find attractive or admire.
Our #WCW today is Jada Joan Mwihaki, the beautiful lady that won Shaffie Weru’s heart. She has been married to the Kiss FM presenter for close to five years and together they have a gorgeous daughter.
Shaffie and Jada have managed to maintain a low profile, hardly ever do the lovebirds share their intimate photos on social media like other celebrities couples.
Below are photos of Jada:
Capital F.M is known as the radio station with the hottest babes with the hottest bodies and Wanjira Longauer does not disappoint.
You know Wanjira from The Fuse which goes down every weekday from 10 a.m to 2 p.m on Capital Fm, a show she hosts alongside Taylor with DJ CK on the decks.
While she has the face in check thanks to her Slovakian and Kenyan heritage, she also seems to have got it all covered in the body department too. The presenter who is known for a distinct black birthmark on her left eye recently shared some photos of herself in a bikini that had guys in our office whistling and gawking.
Wanjira was recently on holiday at the coast with the Capital FM crew and spent her time there flaunting her stunning figure in a series of swimsuits but this one took the cake. Check her out next :
In July, we had 3 American Billionaires jetting into the country for the 6th Global Entrepreneurship Summit (GES) alongside Obama.
They were Barbara Corcoran, Daymond John and Mark Cuban who were among the 3,000 delegates that had converged in Nairobi for the event.
Their presence caused a flurry of excitement from entrepreneurs who wanted to learn a thing or two, Kenyan business moguls wanted to network and do business and Kenyan socialites looking for a sponsor.
News just in is that some other business mogul is jetting into the country.
39 year old Greg Secker, an internationally renowned multi-millionaire Forex trader, wealth generation expert and founder of UK’s #1 Forex Education Company ‘Learn to Trade’ will be in Nairobi this month on 30th November for a free event at Oshwal Centre Ring Road Parklands Nairobi .
According to his site, participants will learn:
Are you a huge fan of ‘King Julein’ from ‘Penguins Of Madagascar’ then you will be pretty excited about this news!
MultiChoice and Turner Broadcasting will make Kenyan television history this festive season when families all over the country will be able to celebrate their December holidays with a first of its kind, pop-up children’s channel. The channel, called Hoolee (DStv channel 197) will boost their festive holidays with surprising shows and outstanding content.
From 1 December 2015 to 31 January 2016, DStv Premium, Compact Plus and Compact customers can relax with their family’s favourite characters over the holidays with this ground-breaking, eight-week long family channel joins Turner’s existing children’s channels on DStv – Boomerang and Cartoon Network .
The continent’s very first pop-up children’s channel will have a great mix of exciting and exclusive kids and family content. There will be a selection of exclusive shows from the best that prestigious Cartoon Network & Warner Bros. Studios has on offer.
Families can join the characters from five new exclusive shows, never seen before in Africa. Observe a team-up between a shark and hyena as the pair attempts to capture elusive mermaids in Zig & Sharko; Dragons: Race to the Edge unlocks the secrets of the dragon’s eye; the speedy hedgehog, known as Sonic, will race on screens in his first ever CGI TV series in Sonic Boom; All Hail King Julien parties up a storm in Madagascar; and in The Adventures of Puss in Boots, Puss will try and become a legend.
Included in the summer extravaganza are specially selected Hoolee movies like Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure, Lego: The Adventures of Clutch Power, Babe: Pig in the City, The Borrowers and Balto II: Wolf quest!
“Our Premium, Compact Plus and Compact customers are in for a treat this festive season with even more variety of entertainment options. We’re excited by the brand new and exclusive content that Hoolee will bring to our youngest customers – ensuring that kids are entertained for hours and the whole family can share in the laughter and great adventure,” said Walingo Chiruyi, General Manager, MultiChoice Kenya.
“Hoolee is a channel that has been specifically developed and designed for our African viewers for this special time of the year,” adds Pierre Branco, VP and Managing Director of Turner Africa. “It is all about family gatherings and treats, through an energetic and colourful branding.”
With a large volume of great shows, the new channel will offer carefully chosen movies and animated shows so that DStv viewers will enjoy all the festivities of the holidays with bright, refreshing, surprising and joyful content.
The Pope will be in the country in a few hours time today.
While the whole world media will undoubtedly be focused on the Pope’s African tour, few journalists are going to have a close up look at the proceedings and for the whole journey.
Only journalists who are part of the Vatican Accredited Media Personnel camp. These journalists get the information up close not just from Kenya’s end but all the way from Vatican travelling with the Pope the length of his whole African trip from Kenya to Uganda through to Central African Republic.
For his African trip, only four African journalists were selected and all come from Kenya. Those selected are; Michael Mumo, Capital FM’s Editorial Director, NTV News Anchor Mark Masai ,Daily Nation’s Chief Political Writer, Bernard Namunane, Ephy Mwangi, NTV Creative Editor
Word on the street is that Mombasa-Road based media house Standard is still in a crisis even after sending home 20-30% of their employees.
Ian Wafula, Mohamed Muhamud and famed news anchor Mwanaisha Chidzuga are said to be among those that resigned from KTN for K24.
Now after this mass resignation, Jeff Koinange has become a bartender-momentarily of course. And not because of the mass firing; the Celebrated TV host Jeff Koinange will this Friday be the Celebrity bartender at Bacchus Lounge.
This is inconjuction with the ongoing Tusker Malt – The taste of Legends Campaign. The special night which is always graced by mix master DJ Grauchi will see Jeff behind the counter and serve revelers in an occasion that promises to be a once in a lifetime opportunity. Jeff Koinange who is an ambassador of Tusker Malt expressed his excitement saying that the show presents a perfect opportunity for his fans to interact with him.
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A while back when Obama was in town, a young orphaned girl wowed the whole world when she got the POTUS hug and photo moment.
Well another world leader will be in town in a short-while, the leader of the over 1 billion catholic faithful in the world, Pope Francis. He may not get a young girl with flowers at the airport but the pope who is known for his love and interaction with the poor will also have interesting company.
Former street boy Simon Omari Mwangi currently a student at Koelel Secondary School. Simon was rescued by a catholic priest who sponsored him through primary school and now is a beneficiary of Equity’s scholarship program ‘Wings to fly’. He will share the same podium with the Pope during the Pope’s address to the youth in Kasarani.
Here is the boy;
Teacher Wanjiku, who shot to fame courtesy of Churchill Show, welcomed her first baby with Victor Ber in October.
A gorgeous little girl by the name Zuri who is now the second daughter to teacher Wanjiku as she has an older girl from a previous relationship.
Teacher Wanjiku officially took to her Youtube channel to give tips on taking care of a newborn and also introduce her bouncing one month old baby girl to the world.
And it seems that baby Zuri is as bubbly as her mummy, watch below:
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A month back, it was revealed that Kristoff; he of the dandia mat fame had hit quicksand and was going down the broke lane.
Overtime revelations have been made; from the fact that he does not actually own the Chrysler that he so loved to flaunt on social media. The Chrysler, we were told, belonged to a company that had been helping him out until he grew a big head. In yet another interview at Ghafla, it was reevealed to us that the artist does not even have a house of his own and subsists on perks and favors from his string of girls? The legitimacy of the statement could be confirmed at the time.
However, in the light of those accusations, Kristoff ha gone on to buy himself an expensive looking pair of cobalt blue studded sneakers. Sneaker heads at the office could not confirm the price of the lowcut Nike flystepper’s.
My estimation for the price of the sneakers is at 110$ around 11,500 shillings. Quite an amount for a man who have been rume rumoured to be broke. Maybe he is not broke after all.
The shoes are the same type that Octopizzo was spotted in during the fundraising for janet Ikuua. Tho his were a brilliant scarlet.
See the sneakers in the next page.
Well as other like Joe Mucheru and Mwangi Kiunjuri make the step up to the cabinet, there are those who are on the losing end. The five, were those who were suspended on graft allegations and missed out on reinstatement as new names were brought in to fill their slots.
These are the five who have been dropped
1. Charity Ngilu (Lands)
2. David Chirchir (Energy)
3. Eng. Michael Kamau (Transport)
4. Kazungu Kambi (Labor)
5. Felix Koskei (Agriculture)
As the president hopes that these new changes will offer a fresh resolve and look to a cabinet that has been riddled with controversy after controversy. It remains to be seen how the changes will impact on the governments image
Every time there’s some heated political conundrum,some female (or sadly male) politician must stand up and stupidly announce that if so and so happens to step down,or happens to succumb to their political battles,they’ll strip naked.
These announcements are made with much grandeur and pomp,on a political podium,in front of hundreds of supporters and idlers,and the omniscient presence of the media.
The trend was started by Nyeri Town MP Esther Murugi,a rash problematic lawmaker,with a kooky accent,bewildering pronouncements and a very boring lifestyle.
Hon. Esther Murugi,MP.
But before the emergence of the troublesome Murugi,there was the Nobel Laureate Wangari Maathai,also from Nyeri,and her gang of fellow old women who camped at Uhuru Park to protest to the deadly and autocratic Moi Government over the environment and other political issues who also proceeded to NOT threaten to strip but actually STRIPPED naked after the senseless arrest by the brutal men of Moi’s murderous Police Force zombies.
And after that particular incident, that contributed greatly in earning Mrs Maathai her historic Nobel Prize,many political women thought it a great idea to flaunt the idea of stripping naked if things didn’t go their way.
Forgetting that Wangari Maathai,unlike them,was actually driven by purpose and was actually an activist with a real mission and real passion for what she believed in. Not like half of all these emerging political charlatans with nothing but saggy boobs and decaying husbands.
Stripping naked is actually a sacred thing. It has always been the last resort of protest and dismay for the African woman who,by so doing,has displayed the greatest displeasure ever and has run out of steps to take or moves to make regarding a certain discomforture.
And it hurts to watch all of these brain dead political grandmothers running their aging mouths,wrinkly faced and with crumbling accents decrying the state of affairs and also threatening,to their equally foolish constituents,to STRIP naked over some childish controversy.
Abusing such a sacred form of protest of authentically incensed African women.
Well… 8 REASONS Why Nobody Wants These Female Politicians To Strip Naked. Or Even To Watch Their Nakedness…..
1. It’s An Abuse Of A Sacred Privilege
By jumping on any trend to threaten to strip naked,however mundane,these politicians are abusing a sacred privilege granted to African women from the ancient days ; the privilege of expressing disgust by exposing their nudity. This is an exercise that should ONLY be executed by,like I said before,sincerely incensed women who have run out of options and the ONLY resort they have is to strip. It should also be remembered that for a woman to strip naked on the African traditional society,it’s usually considered her way of cursing her source of porn and anguish. Therefore,such an occurrence has dire ramifications to the recipient of her actions and so,it should be treated with the utmost respect and reverence it deserves. You can’t just wake up and start stripping yourself naked allover this city. Traditional African women didn’t die and get enslaved for this nonsense. This action has to be respected. And treated as seriously as it deserves. Not to be diluted by sycophantic political thugs with no husbands and/or kids.
2. It’s Getting Stale Now
After Esther Murugi and her juvenile Nyeri antics,and her subsequent failure to actually strip after Uhuru’s ICC tribulations proved real,the whole stripping threat has lost its mojo. It used to be a fad,and Esther Murugi actually made it quite a fancy political thing to do-or attempt to do. Until she bailed out on us and failed to live up to the promise. Now,we don’t look forward to it anymore. And nobody seems to care any longer.
3. We All Know It’s Cheap Talk
Everytime they jump on to the podium,mic in hand and stupidity in the brain,and announce some impromptu strip off street fest,we already know it’s nothing but the same old political hot air. We don’t take them for their word anymore. Don’t even look forward to them actually stripping for we know just what a reckless mouth they have and how easy it is for them to just talk. And not back it up at all.
4. It’s Obscene
Contrary to what these political thugs think,stripping naked is not the trendiest thing to do. No,really. It has and will always be an obscene thing to do. I mean, it’s nakedness we are talking about here. And in Africa,indeed across the World,nakedness is treated with utmost respect and privacy. Nobody wants to randomly see some pair of old titties and wrinkly butt on a random Thursday morning. Save it for your man-if you have any. And spare us the agony. Really…
5. You’re Old. And Fat. And Grandmotherly.
If I want to see some female strip naked,either as a form of protest or even for fun,I want that female to be young and sexy and blithe and attractive. Not some greying politician who used to be a civil servant in the Kenyatta administration. No one is interested in seeing some old mother,wrinkly and all,baring all for the world to see. Your goodies (if I can even call them that) are an eyesore. You’re fat and incredibly unattractive. Strick to politics and robbing the public coffers. With an age like yours and a body so tired and old,nobody really is looking forward to seeing what lies underneath those clothes. Not a single person. We want to be aroused. Not induced into flash vomiting. Pooh.
6. Don’t You Have A Family!!?
Before running around claiming that you’re strip naked,either for Waiguru or Uhuru or Ruto or whichever other hot political personality,remember that you have a family. Half of which doesn’t even like you in the first place. Don’t drag them through the shame of having your flappy titties published on the front pages. And that thing you still call an ass. Your family is ashamed of you as you are already. No need to pile up more reasons for being the ultimate family embarrassment. Remember your husband,however inactive he is . And your kids. And other relatives… Before even entertaining the thought of exposing the family nudity for all and sundry. Oh, what a load of crap you truly are.
7. Role Models? Anyone?
You’re politicians and,whether we like it or not,there are people,especially young girls,who actually look up to you and aspire to be like you. You’re basically their role models… However disappointing that actually is. Quit all this nonsense and remember there are young girls growing up who watch you and follow your steps. You don’t want to bequeath the reprehensible culture of stripping naked to these young girls. They deserve a better legacy from you. Not the tainted and tarnished legacy of stripping naked all the time for the stupidest reasons. These young girls see a mother in you. And actually want to be leaders like you. And the best legacy you can leave behind is that of lifting up your skirt and exposing your 1920’s panties? And collapsing thighs? Lord have mercy. We have enough trouble already as a country. No need to burden us more with those old,dusty thighs. Aaaarrrgh.
8. It’s Sexist. And Anti-Feminist.
By using stripping-or threatening to strip-naked as a political tool,the message you’re generally passing is that you’re only good at matters to do with the body and nudity. Women have come a very long way to still want to use their bodies to pass a severe message. In this era of law courts and oh-so-many judicial processes,shuttle diplomacy and boardroom meetings,the best and most effective way to solve an issue is by stripping naked? Really? That’s not only a pathetic backward culture but also a Sexist move that encourages women to only and always view themselves as sexual objects and weapons who can always resort to their bodies to pass a message as opposed to their brains. Women have surely evolved. Some are already leaders of countries and others are actually vying to be the Leader Of the Free World (Hilary R. Clinton) and you’re telling me that,down here,all it takes for a woman to show leadership is by dragging down her panties? In a public rally!? God forbid! I want to puke! And pity the women folk of my good old country. Stripping my ass! No pun intended.
There. You have it…Have a nudity free day. And welcome home,Papa Francis.
Prezzo is the real playboy in the Kenyan showbiz. The rapper has dated at least 8 known ladies and dumped 6.
It has been a century since Prezzo dropped any song but sure the ‘My City My Town’ hit maker has more traction than most artists releasing song every fortnight.
Prezzo’s flashy and debauched lifestyle is what earns him media attention most of the time since his music is now obsolete.
Below is a list of the girls Prezzo dated briefly before terminating the relationship.
1. Sheila Mwanyigha
Prezzo dated the dazzling lady when she was still known as ‘Nikki’, the sultry singer who was making headlines everywhere with her sweet voice.
Unfortunately Prezzo ditched the nice lady when he landed his eyes on another girl.
2. Huddah Monroe
Prezzo dated the socialite when she was still a ‘nobody’. Huddah was the one benefit from the rapper’s wave of fame to make a name for herself.
The relationship didn’t see the light of the day as Prezzo moved on to be with the next lady.
3. Daisy Kiplagat
Prezzo married the lady and for once we thought the rapper had found the apple of his eye who he would settle with till the end of time.
Prezzo and Daisy sired Zahrie, the beautiful girl the rapper keeps flaunting every now and then. But then again Prezzo was accused of being promiscuous by his wife and their married crumbled after they had numerous fights.
4. Joy Wanjohi
She’s the woman that Prezzo’s ex wife accused of fooling around with her celebrity hubby. And she thought Prezzo wouldn’t dump her? Their affair didn’t last a minute as Prezzo ditched her and moved to the next project.
5. Starlisha Chagga Barbie
The Tanzanian socialite was tight with Prezzo but soon after the rapper showed her his true colors, Chagga went public revealing shocking details about the Kenyan playboy.
Chagga said Prezzo infected her with some stubborn sexually transmitted infection going on to reveal Prezzo was a broke nigga leaving beyond his means.
6. Naz Nasir
Not much is known about this beautiful lass as Prezzo briefly dated her before he hooked up with his current sweetheart.
Turkish owned Nairobi-based all news television station is deep in the financial doldrums, Ghafla can now reveal.
According to the highly placed reliable sources, the station has so far relieved six top employees of their duties.The number is expected to shoot up early January 2016 when almost all contracts expire.
In what appears to be signaling a bleak future of the Somanyolu Broadcasting Corporation Kenyan outlet, head of news Nadir Kilic earlier last month advised all his junior staff to look for jobs elsewhere. A move that has seen many of them unsettled.
It is also reported that majority of the news anchors and reporters are currently working on expired employment contracts something which places them in very tricky situations considering the one-sided nature of the legal implications.
The company boss Ali Kutlu is said to have assured employees of November salary and is yet to confirm whether the staff will get their December package or not.
The company which has closed down 14 stations in mother country Turkey.Locally,the bumpy terrain of the Kenyan media has seen Ebru TV lose top news anchors and program hosts to other media houses.The latest being Kamene Goro who is yet to land a TV job.
To cut down on expenses, the management is planning to relocate the station from I&M Bank Building to unknown location.
Keep it Ghafla!