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Former Councillor Arrested On Charges Of Piracy!

According to reports reaching us, Joel Gitimu Wanderi a former Nakuru town councillor has been arrested for piracy… No, not Capt Jack Sparrow tings but piracy none the less.

Standard digital have carried the story in which they report that plain clothed police officers and officials from the anti-piracy unit arrested Joel Gitimu Wanderi in his house at Freehold Estate after several days of trailing him.

According to the police officers who were interviewed by the standard team, the suspect has for years been copying and distributing copies of books for which the authors or copyright-holding record companies did not give consent.

Detectives recovered several copies of secondary school set books analysed, recorded and saved in DVDs with seals suggesting they have been approved by the authors.

Kenya Certificate of Secondary Education 2012 marking schemes for different subjects were also recovered in the two bedroomed house in an operation that lasted for several hours. Heavy duty printers, DVD burners which Gitimu told the police officers were used in the production of the copies of DVDs at night were also impounded.

The River and The Source by Dr Margaret A Ogola, “Kidagaa Kimemwozea” by Ken Walibora were among the pirated books already supplied into the market. Others were poetry, theatre books and anthology of poems for secondary schools.

Copies of the Bible were also recovered in the room alongside a seal he had been using in the business.

The suspect who was alone in the house during the operation told the police and the media that he did not know he was breaking any law even after being informed of the same.

“These authors are either dead or cannot be reached easily and we rely on directions and authority from publishers,” alleged the suspect.

However, the former councillor was not in a position to produce any authorisation letter from the said publishers.

 

 

Source: Standard Digital

Groove Cube At Tree-house To Feature Just A Band’s Blinky Bill &Nairobi Dhobi, Cheek-O-Dread, Vapour And Max Melesi!

On Saturday, what are you upto? Heard of Groove Cube?

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Be prepared to witness tons of Groove and Funk at this upcoming gig. The line up consists of Cheek-o Dread, Vapour, Just A Band – Dj set by Blinky Bill & Nairobidhobi, and Max Melesi! You gotta be  21 years, and yes management reserves the right to admission. Kenya Nights by the way is run By photographer extraordinaire Rizwan Ibrahim. Meanwhile, there’s another event happening tonight that also features Blinky Bill, read about it here.

This Is How Vero's Gracing The Tree-House Stage Went Down! (Photos)

Details that will help from this previous article, Groove Cube is courtesy of the events arm of Kenya Nights, which has grown exponentially. Just to reiterate, Groove Cube takes place this Saturday, 25th of MAY 2013! It will feature some of Kenya’s freshest local talent behind the turntables.

Entry: 1,000 Kshs (Available At Door Only)
Time: 9pm – Late
Dress Code: Club Wear

Your Saturday Night Needs To Be Awesome! Kenya Party Night Will Ensure Your Night Rocks!

Ladies and lads, make sure you swingh by Santa Fe tomorrow if you want to have an awesome night tomorrow1 why? well, nothing major just Kenya Party Night is back for it’s 2nd installment and i’m sure I also don’t have to mention the fact that this is Santa Fe!

Where service is great and prices friendly and ample parking withing The Mall itself that is secure. No more wandering around about Electric Ave looking for a spot to park at then having to be harrassed by parking boys!

And what’s the party about you ask? Well; do you love partying? What about partying with hot deejays on the deck? Wait! Let’s make the deal sweeter, you choose the deejays to ROCK your night. It happens only at PARTY KENYA NIGHT. You get to select who to be on the decks, vote here partykenya.com

Voting closes on 31st may MIDNIGHT, keep sending your vote.

The night will be live as the top 4 deejays to BATTLE for the ultimate
prize. Vote and come support your deejay as we crown the deejay of the
month MAY.

DJ FRESH & DJ ABSTRAKT will welcome you to the PARTY with great music.

DRESS CODE ; DRESS LIKE A REAL PARTY ROCKER

SMIRNOFF-kshs 2500
JOHNIE WALKER RED LABEL- kshs 2500

And you can buy your tickets here.

Check Out The Illest Glow In The Dark Party Yet!

There are alot of glow in the dark parties in Nairobi these days and it’s a little hard to differentiate chaff from wheat. But fret not, Uncle Chim Tuna is a battle hardened party animal so I know how to tell which parties are worth your time and hard earned money.

So with that allow me to introduce to you the realest, freshest and illest glow in the dark parties around! Lads and lassses, I present to you:

 

So mark your calendars and get ready for what will be a crazy one… The kind of party that will have you talking for weeks to come! Check this article out for more details

Top 6 People I Would Love To See Guest Post On Ghafla!

I have been seeing alot of people write statements on social media or heard them talking about matters pertaining to the entertainment industry in Kenya and I have been immensely impressed.

And that got me thinking… What would I give to have some of these people write a guest post for Ghafla… Hmm… seems like something I will look into in the immediate future.

With that said and done allow me to tell you just who has made my shortlist:

 

Jaguar

I would love to hear this lad’s 1st hand account about his rags to riches story. that would really give the haters something to talk about! All 6 of them! We would get to read the man’s story as told by him!

Gerald Langiri

This is one of the liveliest lads I know! i would love to read any piece he would do especially after watching some of his web series episodes! Too much humour in one article!

 

Cess Mutungi

Given what her subject matter on her shows are, I would love to read any piece written by this real lady! And as a bonus, Makosewe; her co-host would be the special appearance guest editors.

 

Miss Mandii

This lady is too real! Can you imagine what her content would entail? This lass is just many levels of crazy! She could write a tell all article that would go all sorts of viral!

 

Caroline Mutoko

Did you read her reply to all her social media haters and Kahawa Vitungu? Her mastery of the English language and her practical knowledge on Sun Tzu and the art of war is impressive! I guarantee you that she would be writing some of the most read pieces!

Larry Asego

What is it that you want me to say to show you just how awesome a Larry asego post on ghafla would be? This lad is all different shades of humour! And the kicker in as far as I’m concerned the fact that he doesn’t rely on buffoonery and tribal cliches for comedic relief is a bonus! The lad is witty and sarcastic and that would make for a really entertaining read!

Friday Event: The Upstairs At Treehouse Presents Sage, Just A Band’s Blinky Bill, Rahiff & The Distortionists!

I already talked about this event, but reminders never hurt anyone!

The Upstairs makes a comeback after a brief hiatus. This edition like I said, features Sage, Blinky Bill who is Just A Band’s producer as well as singer/guitarist. One artists that I’ll admit I had never heard of is Rahiff backed by Dj Bodacious!

Ofcourse with a line up like that, you expect music served in a dazzling array of genres! Delectable styles, is what you should expect. What’s more, On the decks shall be Dj Bodacious, Dj Eddy and Dj Richie. Entrance is only 500 bob, at the gate. Those gates open at 9 PM. Treehouse is located at International Casino Complex Museum Hill, Westlands road, the same road that Purshotam Place is located. More Tree-house news.

Meet Naomi Wachira, The Voice Behind Waiting By Rabbit ‘Kaka Sungura’!

Naomi Wachira is a singer whose voice arrests and captures, transporting you to the inner sanctum of her mind.

According to her bio, Naomi was born and raised in a musical family in a small town called Kijabe. This, if you are proficient in geography is in the breathtaking Rift Valley province. At age 5 she joined her parents’ choir, which spurred her love affair with music as a way to not only understand the world, but also express her introverted self. They do say that artists are naturally melancholic, smiling with the world during the day then retreating to their cocoon in the dark. Most are recluses who need space and silence to create.

The bio continues to say that through age and a myriad of life experiences, Naomi developed a songwriting style that is simple and evocative. This style is presented with shocking sincerity! Naomi draws from artists such as Tracy Chapman and Miriam Makeba, blending elements of African rhythm, American folk, and soul. She, elected by the universe to sing truths, chooses to tackle issues affecting society. All this whilst narrating her own story as an African ‘diasporan’ woman finding her way in the world. As a child of two worlds, she has but one mission she says, “to write music that is applicable to anyone regardless of their education, beliefs, or socio-economic status.” Naomi’s first EP “African Girl” was released in November, 2012 to rave reviews. Naomi, juxtaposed between Kijabe and Seattle, is slowy but surely fortifying her place in the world. Listen to her debut song below. 

AFRICAN GIRL

See I’ve been walking down this road
For about 35 years now, and I can tell you, it’s been one hell of a ride
And I’ve been carrying my father’s words that he said to me
Learn to be wise, walk with integrity and be honest
And I can hear my grandma say, child I’ve got nothing to give you
But may God be with you, in that distant land

I am an African girl; well I know where I’m coming from
And I know who I want to be
I am trying to defying everything they said of us, we who have chocolate skin…..

 

Kenyan Artist Alleges That Ugandan Maestro Bebe Cool Stole His Song!

I have just received some rather serious allegations in my inbox today. They were sent to me by our very own Chege Cege, the social media wizard of Oz! His attention was called to a message sent bu a budding artist called… uhm…

Dusky Tripple b who alleged that Bebe Cool has stolen his song. Read dusky’s statement below:

 

“Hey Ghafla,My name is Dusky,an upcoming artist from Kenya.I recorded my 1st single Titled ‘RISASI’ some years back,shot the video and released it to the market.I recently learned that BEBECOOL of Uganda Infringed my Instrumentation of the Song to record his song ‘JOANITA’ under a Producer Legend P whom on the video is indicated as being the Producer.The Instrumentation is not a similar sounding Replica or a Recreation but rather is exactly the same as mine ,only a poor in quality probably due to the loss of quality during extraction from the original.In an interview with The Star Newspaper, BEBECOOL said that i am a desperate artist who wants to make into the music industry by using his name and that is very stupid of me.I am trying to follow up the matter with the Copyright Board of Kenya and the MCSK.It is so unfortunate for an artist with means like BEBECOOL to take advantage of a rising artist like me.I have Data files for the Instrumentation he Stole from me,this can prove that he is indeed a THIEF because he doesn’t have them.PLEASE, i really need help from you sins i kindly requested him to discuss the matter with me but he ignored my request.Thank you and God Bless.”

Dusky’s Video

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Bebe Cool’s Video

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What do you make of this?

Fast And Furious Premiers Today! Catch It At Starflix!

fast and Furious is finally set to premier and I for one am stoked! I have waited for this mindless display of machismo, testosterone and sleek cars for an entire minute! And do you know why? Because I love movies with hot babes, fast cars and action!

i am a little boy about my cars and i love fast paced action movies. So you know I’m set to turn up and catch this long awaited instalment of fast and Furious. So set the date in your calendar and prepare yourself for this one!

Come out with your family and friends or with your date -if she’s also an avid gear-head and treat her to this fine display of everything vain yet tantalizing.

And given just how busy Starflix get’s i’d advise you to call in advance to book your group tickets for you and their friends!

 

And while you’re at it, get to liking their facebook page aswell here. Then check out the rest of the movies they have on offer here.

Are You Ready For Tonight’s Epic Party? Come To changes For The Only Party Worth Starting You Weekend At!

Tonight at Changes, DJ Creme will be on the decks at Changes and you know it will be the hottest Party at Electric ave!

Tonight at Changes, what is known as Epic Fridays and it’s just one of the many days when Changes is kicking! Actually, to put it more aptly, it is the continuation of Platinum Thursday and incase you missed last night’s, then you can catch a glimpse of the wicked party you missed today!

DJ Creme will be on the decks and they have some of the best offers you can find anywhere in Nairobi! and what’s more, this is the place to be at seeing as you not only get to mingle with the grown and sexy but with Kenya’s leading celebrities.

So come out looking dapper lads and lasses wear your LBDs (Little Black Dress) and come have a good time! Check out the photo gallery of how it went down last week.

Another of Larry Asego’s Gut-Busting Escapade With His Boss

Larry Asego is back with his hilarious escapades involving his boss and wacky colleagues. This is what they were upto most recently;

 

Dear Boss, it’s Furahidaaaaay. Hehehehee si you thought it wouldn’t fika sindio. Hahahahaa it has fikad you guy. Anyway I’m sure you are expecting us to ask you for money because we are broke, sindio? So we will not disappoint you, please give us money. As in not money from salary advance, but your money. Si you are rich?

We are going to Njuguna’s to burn meat. Kama has found a new squeeze. Not squeeze as in of pimples, but as in a mama, not as in of maternal but as in of ngaofwend. Ngaofwend in a machakos word for someone you are confusing currently. Machakos is a place where people sell land that’s not theirs. We have started drinking small small in the office hehehehe thanks to Vomiting Joyce a.k.a Vomz, she carried some makali from Congo. Not Congo as in of Mobutu, but as in of Ongwaro. Makali not as in the political analyst, but as in bitters. Its called Kalovo. Kalovo is an Ongwaro word for alcohol that makes you open your eyes wide, close them, run around then sit down and do it again.

Anyway Vomz has a side bizna since you refuse with your salary advance as if unalipwa ukatae nayo. I don’t know how to translate that last part, but just know it says you are not the illest anymore. We never thought we would say this, but Vomz is the illest today with her kalovo. She has come through for us. But also because she is having her morning sickness at lunchtimes nowadays. Do you know anything about this boss? Heheheh sema tu, we are among friends. By the way Johhny aka Baba Yao is asking how your wife is doing. He says you tell her to come to the office for Kalovo, hehehe he is such a langa I tell you. Langa is Dandora term for women with alternative morals. By the way Njoro the accountant is in trouble hehehe. Tell him his tea girl ngaofwend has entered box for Kama. Not box as in carton, but as in she’s feeling him mambo biaaad. Not feeling him as in physically…well not now anyway, but later today after some kalovo we think she will khikhikhikhikhiiii – the k is silent. Hang on boss, Kama wants to type somet….

Yooo yoh boss wassup my nigga, not nigga as in of Django but as in my hommie, my guy, my pips. It’s of how with our salo advance for August. We gast plots and ish to hol down….
It’s me again, I think Kama has had a lot of kalovos he can’t complete sentences. Anyway, we are going to Njuguna’s to burn meat on your bill. We know you don’t mind. You love us sindio? At times you just pretend you are angry but we know you love us, so thanks for the meat. Johnny brought back that trophy you won. He had taken it when things had bitten themselves financially last month, but he didn’t find a buyer. Hehehehe. By the way we are bringing back that internship program, it was a success. We will recruit candidates from next week just leave it to us (the “it to” is silent). By the way we don’t want to be snitching and all, but Njoro the accountant? He wasn’t in leo, he came late yesterday, the whole week he has been acting weird. I think he joined illuminati. Johnny says those are illuminati traits. We are not burning wire for him, but he doesn’t work hard enough, especially with our salaries.

Fire him boss. Not fire as in of set him ablaze, but as in sack him, not as in of gunia. Just watch him closely and see how long it takes to release a simple august salary advance. Chances are high we will delay till august. Just wait and see. Fire him, he can arrange himself. Weee, let me bounce, they are finishing kalovo for me. Say hi to your wife? She is the illest. He enyewe boss your wife is fly, you really fell on. Not fly as in insect, but as in she gives optical nourishment. Khiakhiakhiakhiaaaa.

Cheers boss, and cheers of pint you guy.

PS: Your office might smell abit of kalovo kesho, vomiting Joyce just spilt some on your sofa. She is cleaning it but we don’t see how. Cheers boss, you are still abit iller but work hard to be illest again.

‘Twitter Pastor’ Presents the Battle of the Sexes

Arguably the most influential youth pastor in Kenya on Twitter, Pastor Wa (@Pastor_Wa) aka ‘Twitter Pastor’ of Mavuno Church has been doing a sermon series called Parental Advisory every Saturday and has even been aired on national TV.

In his sermons he tries to unearth the one thing about the opposite sex you find interestingly different. According to Pastor Wa, one of human’s biggest needs is the need to be understood. Can the opposite sex be understood though? Is it even worth trying? Do we stand to gain anything from learning about them? Why are women so emotional? Why do men ogle at women? Why do women say they’re fine when they aren’t Why do men insist on being treated like Kings? Are we able to understand how to meet needs and not be overwhelmed by what we perceive as men/women issues?

Watch the video below to find the answer to these questions;

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Nick Mutuma Strikes Back

You’re all aware of all the hate that Hits FM’s Nick Mutuma has been receiving since Wednesday. If you’re not, you need to get out from under that internet rock you’ve been living under! Anyway HERE’s a quick heads up.

Nick has decided to respond to his critics, in my opinion, the smartest way. The ‘Shuga’ actor did not get defensive nor did he fire back despite KOT firing the first salvo. In a series of tweets, Nick subtly but meritoriously responded to his cynics. His spirits high, Nick pushes his new video on social media closing his eye to the reproach.

Here’s his response;

Criticism fuels the fire! #work $$$$$$$$$$$$$

I was raised not to give a f**k

Lets trend, me tomorrow too

Now look at you shots fired

I see some jealousy…in my view…i just wave hallo #day3 o/

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Nick Mutuma & Miss Mandi at Hits FM

 

Fans and artists alike have urged him on asking him to disregard the critics. Notably, workmate and fellow musician Nonini admonished him quite shrewdly. He said, “Win through your actions,never through argument…Kumbuka what i told u, you should have the control always..Don’t be controlled.”

Open Letter to Kenyan Artists

Yesterday we saw Habida hit out at top-flight American female hiphop rapper Nicki Minaj for what she depicts in her video ‘Freaks’. And surprisingly enough, most Kenyan artists (and African at large) try to ape that in their music videos; the skimpy dressing, the swag talk, you know?

However, artists are being dissuaded from parroting Western artists. Here’s an open letter to African artists from hip-hop rapper K-Nel;

African Artists Lemmie coach you; I have been warning artists back in Africa to stop being brainwashed by what they see on American urban music videos! You see a rapper with a big house, a bugatti in a video, butt naked women and all that shit and you wanna do the same? 1st of all that sh*t is leased, secondary majority of these cats are in HUGE DEBTS!!! Yes, they rapping about money money and all that flashing diamonds and Gold but they own none of that sh*t! Stop it. Be authentic! That’s why I mess with cats like Man Njoro!! I love his work simply because he is authentic; the videos and his music. This is the way the music industry in Kenya should be shaped. You know me, I spit facts and take it from me as a lesson. Then when I see Radio and TV stations buying that nonsense, I feel like puking! This garbage gotta stop.

To sum up my lecture today, better realise it’s “OUR TIME”. Don’t be brainwashed! Stand up for Africa in every aspect and reflect that in what you do. Stand up for Africa and show your pride. Reflect that in fashion, reflect that in music, reflect that in how you talk and walk. God has blessed us. Sounds like blasphemy when I say “we are the choosen one”. Stop that “Africa is the future” talk. It’s now, it’s today,the time has come. Y’all be blessed. HAKUNA MATATA.

Meanwhile, K-Nel will release the official Film soundtrack version of the MPigs movie this weekend. Be sure to catch it here when it drops.

Open Letter to Kenyan Artists

Mayhem Going Down Tomorrow At Tortillas!

Attention boys and girls, any plans for Saturday?

If none whatsoever, then how about checking in to Tortillas for Mayhem! May 25th, Mayhem is billed as the night where you get to unleash the fun facet of yourself!

It’s all going down at Tortilaz IQ, the newest and freshest club to hit Nairobi. Time: 7pm till late. On the decks will be Dj Creepa, playing the best of Old Skul,HipHop, Dancehall, House, Techno, Kwaito and Rock music. As always, raid that closet and dress to annihilate! This event is by Bugika Entertainment, The Life of the party. If you are a tweep, that’s the hashtag, and that’s the handle. #TeamBE @Bugika_ent. Oh free entry!

Read more Tortillas news here.

Saddique Shaban Tells Us Why He Has Quit KTN

Saddique Shaban has decide to quit KTN. And no, he won’t be popping up on your screen on another television station because unlike his peers who enjoy and relish in the game of musical chairs, he seems to be a man cut from a different cloth.

Saddique Shaban has opted out of Tv altogether after an 8 year stint as a sports anchor.

And Shaban took to his Facebook profile to issue a statement and this is what he said:

 

“Dear Friends and colleagues,
I’d like to inform you all that I have left employment at KTN effective today, Friday 17th may, 2013.
I feel it is time to pursue other interests after 8 years working as a Reporter and News Anchor, and a host of the Weekly Sports Show KTN Sports Final.
For the millions of my a daily viewers on KTN, I thank you all.
I leave KTN on a professional high, having given my best and having met incredible people from all walks of life.
To my colleagues, family and friends, I thank you all.”

 


We at Ghafla!Kenya wish him all the best in his endeavours.

Gospel Artists Having a Great Time in Mombasa (Photos)

After showing you how they travelled ‘in style’ to Mombasa, Gospel artists are finally in the Coastal city for a three-day camp organized by Groove Awards. Groove Camp is buzzing with activity from morning jog to communal devotion to the main sessions and even having fun.

The camp has brought together all the stakeholders in the Gospel ministry among them DJs, Hypemen, Artists, Producers, Worship Leaders and Dancers. Here are some images from Groove Camp;

 


Water Polo at Groove Camp

 

 

Boss of MOG in a ‘special attire’

 

DJ Mo, Size 8 and MwenyeHaki pose for a photo after the football match

 

 

Mc Kelly and Joyce Omondi try to commentate the football match

 

 

Mr Vee the official football commentator at Groove Camp Soccer

 

 

Games and team building at Groove Camp

 

 

Kelele takatifu and SOC having their breakfast

 

DJ Sadic

 

Opening session at Groove Camp

 

 

Chinua Achebe Laid To Rest (Photos)

Renowned Nigerian writer Chinua Achebe was finally laid to rest Thursday in his home country Nigeria. A funeral service was held for late Professor Chinua Achebe at Ogidi in southeast Nigeria where he hailed from.

Presidents Goodluck Jonathan and Ghanaian president John Mahama led dignitaries to bid farewell to the late Professor. Achebe’s remains were buried in a mausoleum in his country home after a funeral service at the St. Phillip’s Anglican Church, Ogidi, Anambra State.

Here are images from the burial;

 

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The hearse carrying the remains of the renowned writer

 

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The casket carrying Mr Achebe’s remains was carried to St Phillips Anglican Church in the town


 

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Mr Achebe’s widow, Christie, listens as her son Ikechukwu speaks at the ceremony

 

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Traditional Igbo chiefs attended the funeral of renowned Nigerian author

 

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President Goodluck Jonathan

 

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A vendor was on hand to sell copies of Mr Achebe’s last book

 

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Ghanaian President John Mahama (R) waves to the crowd as he arrives accompanied by Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan (L) to attend Chinua Achebe's funeral service at Ogidi in southeast Nigeria on May 23, 2013. Hundreds of mourners gathered on Thursday in the novelist's hometown for his funeral. | AFP

 

Ghanaian President John Mahama (R) waves to the crowd as he arrives accompanied by Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan (L)

 

 

Photo props: AP

Here’s what to catch on the Big Screens

The weekend is here and movie sounds like the ultimate plan. Are you game? Starflix is offering you the best selection of movies. Check out;

Movie Schedule – Starflix Prestige Plaza (Friday, 24th May – Thursday, 30th May 2013)

“Ask for the special combo – Unlimited Popcorn + Soda + Ticket! ”

• “Fast and Furious 6,” starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker & Dwayne Johnson
Daily: 11:00am, 1:30pm, 4:00pm, 6:30pm, 9:00pm

• “Iron Man 3,” starring Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow & Guy Pearce
Fri – Sun: 11:15am, 4:10pm, 6:40pm
Mon – Thurs: 11:15am, 1:45pm, 6:30pm

• “Oblivion,” starring Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman & Olga Kurylenko
Fri – Sun: 1:45pm, 9:10pm

• “Olympus Has Fallen,” starring Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart & Morgan Freeman
Mon – Thurs: 4:15pm, 9:00pm

 

Movie Schedule – Starflix Village Market (Friday, 24th May – Thursday, 30th May 2013)

“Ask for the special combo – Unlimited Popcorn + Soda + Ticket! ”

• “Fast and Furious 6,” starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker & Dwayne Johnson
Daily: 11:15am, 1:45pm, 4:15pm, 6:45pm, 9:15pm

• “Iron Man 3,” starring Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow & Guy Pearce
Daily: 10:30am, 1:15pm, 4:00pm, 6:40pm, 9:15pm

• “Oblivion,” starring Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman & Olga Kurylenko
Daily: 6:15pm, 8:40pm

• “G.I. Joe: Retaliation,” starring Dwayne Johnson, D.J. Cotrona & Channing Tatum
Daily: 11:00am, 1:30pm, 4:00pm

• “The Baby Makers,” starring Paul Schneider, Olivia Munn & Wood Harris
Daily: 11:45am, 2:00pm, 4:15pm, 6:15pm, 9:15pm

 

Movie Schedule – Starflix Mega City Kisumu (Friday, 24th May – Sunday, 26th May 2013)
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• “Olympus Has Fallen,” starring Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart & Morgan Freeman
Daily: 12:00pm, 2:15pm, 4:30pm, 6:40pm, 8:50pm

• “A Good Day To Die Hard,” starring Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney & Sebastian Koch
Fri – Sun: 4:30pm

• “The Baby Makers,” starring Paul Schneider, Olivia Munn & Wood Harris
Fri – Sun: 12:30pm, 2:30pm

• “The Last Stand,” starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Forest Whitaker & Johnny Knoxville
Daily: 7:00pm, 9:30pm

 

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Ulopa Ngoma Introduces: Kenya’s Next Big Musical Revelation

Ladies and gentlemen, Ulopa is a household name. He has brought you some of Kenya’s best and most distinct and identifiable tunes. He brought you Wakimbizi post DJ Stone. He brought you some of Collo’s most memorable tunes. He brought you Shavey and Slice and he is now declaring that he has discovered Kenya’s next big thing. Ladies and gent, allow him to introduce…

The Movement. The group has recently released the track “When I’m High” and are have now embarked on shooting the video for the same track.

Ulopa Ngoma has been recording the group’s tracks at his new label Side B and he has vouched for them and asserts that they have what it take to claim the youngin crown. It would seem that with the internal dynamics and changes in Camp Mulla there are alot of people reaching for the crown of Kings of the Cool Kids.

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Check out some of the pictures from the groups video shoot below:

 

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But enough of the humdrum, they say the proof of the pudding is in it’s taste and when the pudding is musical, it’s proof is in the listening. so without further ado, check out the debut track from The Movement below:

Nick Mutuma Thrown Under the Bus Yet Again!

Wednesday we witnessed how KOT went in on media personality Nick Mutuma because of his newly released song. It now appears that the Hits FM presenter is yet to be let off the hook. Just hours after mistreatment in the hands of KOT, popular hip-hop rapper K-Nel has just dissected the video in a rather callous manner.

K-Nel is known for his candid opinion about issues that nothing less was expected in his review of the video, just the same way he did to Jaguar’s ‘Kipepeo’ (read about that HERE). Without further ado, here’s the evaluation;

Do I know Nick Mutuma? Gospel truth is “No” but I understand he is a famous Kenyan actor. I never heard his music before but I seen this face I think on Jaguar’s new video which I reviewed few days ago. That’s not relevant for now so let’s stick to business. I will repeat what I always say at the beginning of my reviews, don’t hit me with that “hate” speech bla bla bla. Keep the receipts. One thing is for sure though; today am throwing Nick Mutuma under the bus!! Let’s get to business:

I understand there was a huge media hype about this project. I also understand the video became prey to Kenya’s twitter’s masterminds and received harsh critics. I am the type of guy who analyses both sides of the coin. Comfortably sitting in my office, I decided to give the video a look, you know just for the fun of it. Here is my official review ladies and gents:

1; Song Title: What got my attention is the title “254 Anthem.” Nick, do you know the definition of an “anthem.” son? If this is the new Kenyan anthem like your folks on radio and TV trying to “sell” this to the public, from today onwards am officially a Ugandan (Please don’t steal our cows now.) Another title would have done the magic but “254 anthem” is epic fail. Next…..

2; Track; The intro by radio personality Shaffie Weru nearly tricked me for a second. The way he hyped up that intro I was like “K-Nel, fasten up your seat belts, it’s about to go downnnnnn.” The intro was staged perfect but I will get on that next. So the bass line drops and am like “another Tyga song.”. Things took a 180 degrees turn when Nick started spitting. Lord have mercy! I was straight yawning with all the flashy talk (which I consider sexually abused) and comparing himself to Sonko was blasphemy (hope he funds maternity fees for 5000 women at Pumwani hospital plus offer free transport to wananchi and jobs). When the hook came up, again things took 180 degrees turn. Straight up and down, Lyra chewed up this record vocally and her attitude on this record was top notch. If you are a musician of how she blends her harmonies. One word; magic. So verse 2 comes in and Nick goes in like “Wait, ngonja/I was drunk on verse one now am sober…../” So in my mind I was like “ahaa, kumbe this jamaa was drunk ha? Hopefully the lines will get sober on verse 2 but again this was not the case. Matter of fact, I think he popped Molly on top of the alcohol and got completely wasted. Nick starts dropping random lines and names; Shaffie here, the KNaan line was completely out of place but he said it to rhyme that up with the “sober” line 2 bars before that. On verse 2 Nick Mutuma went off completely and never came back. Let me not even get on verse 3 (if there is one). That Autotune outro made me literally jump out of the window screaming “nimechoka na muziki. Ngai fafa!! If calling out Shaffie to get airplay will boost your radio spins, that’s a lame move son. If that Shaffie bar would have been dropped with weight, I could have purchased it. Random senseless bars don’t make sell. Even if it’s a club song, ensure the lines got weight. The track get’s a flat E+, Lyra Aoko passed with flying colours and the beat is decent so props to the producer. P.S- I can imagine 125 group on this record.

3; Cinematography: Coincidentally on this review, I read the video was directed by the same guy who directed Jaguar’s “Kipepeo” video. I threw him under the bus on my last review. On this video, I congratulate him big time!! The way Nairobi is presented on this video, the color tones he used, the sequence of the scenes, simply perfect. The crowd performance get’s credit which plays a big role in crowning this video “perfect”. You realize and that is the trick to having good music video; less is more! The cinematography on this video get’s a straight A. Yes we are proud to be Kenyans and he represents our capital city perfect. I will actually brag about this to my fellow white friends, some who think Lions and Giraffes are rolling on our streets and that electricity is a “scarce commodity.”. Top notch video quality.

Nick Mutuma make sure you read this review son and avoid the same tragic mistakes. As for the public, don’t just be critical but air out how those faults could be rectified. Aight? But I guess I just came in toooooo late.

Check out Jaguar’s Heavy Security Detail (Photos)

If you’ve seen Jaguar most recently you must have noticed the presence of some mean looking and puffed up guys around him. Yeah, that’s his personal security detail that he is always seen with in public.

Jaguar is the first of all the celebs to have such a number of human shield around him. Others like Prezzo have had just one or two security detail. In fact Jaguar confesses that he misses the good old days when he would walk on the streets freely.

In these photos you’ll notice some guy being barred from reaching him by one of his men despite his attempts at a recent State function.

 

 

 

However, we are yet to establish whether these PSDs are private security contractors or law enforcement agents.

24th May 2013: Ten things you should know this morning

Good morning boys and girls! It’s finally Friday! Let’s usher in this day with a dose of #GhaflaTen. Take a look;

#1 Check out this photo: Huddah Monroe Flaunts A Bag Full of New Dollar Bills

#2 Super beautiful singer Habida Lashes Out At Nicki Minaj. Find out why.

#3 Check out this Hilarious CV Sent To Churchill Asking For A Job.

#4 His rapcellency CMB Prezzo In Court.

#5 KOT: Nick Mutuma’s Latest Video is Garbage!

#6 Capital FM’s Cess Mutungi Talks About Her S3xual Drought On Air! She Tells women To Engage In Plenty Of…

#7 Take a look at Gado’s Caricature that caused Furore in Parliament .

#8 Read Uncle Chim Tuna’s Open Letter To All The Nick Mutuma Haters On Twitter And Facebook!

#9 Zuku Equipment Impounded by Kenya Copyright Board. For what? Find out

#10 And Now Here’s A Documentary Based on MPs’ Greed

 

There you go. Keep it Ghafla! for more scoop.

After Being Cyber Bullied And Humiliated, She Speaks Out!

What makes a woman sexy? What makes a woman attractive? men are the only ones who can answer that question. MEN. What happened to Lynda Nyangweso was such cruel juvenile behaviour. it was despicable.

But if Uncle Chim Tuna were to tell you what makes a woman attractive, at the top of a man’s list is intelligence. Then confidence and personality. Do not get me wrong, the aesthetic appeal is a huge deal but looks fade. And as my very wise friend Dante Waweru says, “Chasing beauty is chasing vanity”. It fades.

With that said, What happened to Lynda Nyangweso shouldn’t ever happen to anyone. what shocks me however is the duality on Twitter. There are some very intelligent and mature individuals on Twitter and at the same time there are some very pimmature and dense individuals hiding behind their “popularity”.

People who want to make a name out of hurting fellow Kenyans and for kicks aswell. They specialize in harassing diatribe and they feel good about themselves when they put people down.

But this isn’t about them. Nor is this about Uncle Chim Tuna. This is about Lynda Nyangweso speaking out about the embarrassingly juvenile cyber bullying episode. Check it out below:

 

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Source of the video is Capital FM

Changes Is The Plan For The Ages! Tonight Will Be A Crazy Party!

This one is for all the Nairobi University students who just cleared their final exams. If you have ever wanted to see how the grown and sexy party, this is your chance! Tonight Changes is throwing a mad party for the ages!

Comot with your fine baby, your fine lady and come out looking dapper. Comot to party with the adults! that means that you should leave the stones at home and come out to dance the night away to the tunes of Kaytrixx the Entertainer.

And ladies, if you want to be on that sophisticated tip, there will be wine on offer. You can get wine for yourself and the offer is sweet: it’s worth 1,000/-! And you can 2 bottles at 1600/-. What more can you ask for except eligible bachelors? and even that is covered because I will be out on the prowl!
Muah!

And lads the lasses at Changes are muay caliente! They are unbelievably attractive! And they are classy too so you’d better strap on your best duds and comot sharp sharp!

Wait, Have Camp Mulla Broken Up? Yes Or No? No Long Winded Answers Please!

With all the back and forth that has been engaged in by pundits and fans alike, I feel it’s time to clear the air for once and for all. Now the question is, are Camp Mulla breaking up? Yes or no?

The answer to that is yes and no! confusing? Don’t worry, Uncle Chim Tuna will clarify everything shortly…

Camp Mulla as we knew them are over. That chapter is done and dusted. The rapper formerly known as Taio Tripper who now goes by the moniker Thee MC Africa is no longer with the group. Neither is Miss Karun.

But with that being said, Camp Mulla is still alive and kicking. It will be held down for now by Shappaman and K’Cous. I have my suspisions that Tiri, K’cous girlfriend will pick up from where Miss Karun left off but who will replace Thee MC Africa? Well, I have my suspicions; I think Collo. But that is just a suspicion. With that said, that last bit is just my opinion. The rest isn’t!

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So there you have it, Thee MC Africa (formerly Taio Tripper) and Miss Karun out but Shappaman and Kus Ma will carry the brand onwards.
Read their enigmatic Camp Mulla press release here.

Finally, A Party For Youth With Special Needs!

Special needs children and youth have been ignored and marginalized for a long time now and I for one am glad that this initiative has come up. They will finally get to experience discotheque partying. Check out the press release below:

This Saturday from 2pm to 6pm SEP( Special Education Professionals) in collaboration with Sarakasi Trust will for the first time hold a disco party for youth with special needs from all over Nairobi at the Sarakasi Dome. This will allow parents with such kids to bring them out and have fun with others in the same situation/condition.

 

Come let’s have a party with these beautiful special kids and show them they are loved and so part of us (If you have a special child or a friend has one please bring them to the party-entrance is free and there will be lots of activities like ,creative workshops, dance, music by All Star djs and some one on one chat with stars like Juliani)

 

I am the child who cannot talk. You often pity me, I see it in your eyes. You wonder how much I am aware of — I see that as well. I am aware of much, whether you are happy or sad or fearful, patient or impatient, full of love and desire, or if you are just doing your duty by me. I marvel at your frustration, knowing mine to be far greater, for I cannot express myself or my needs as you do.You cannot conceive my isolation, so complete it is at times. I do not gift you with clever conversation, cute remarks to be laughed over and repeated………………………

 

 

 


Shout out to sarakasi dome for this initiative.

Meet The Woman Allegedly Behind Kriss Darling’s Marital Issues With Oliech’s Sister

Yesterday i posted an article about Kriss Darlin’s wife who happens to be Oliech’s sister… That article was actually syndicated from Game Yetu and when I contacted Kriss darling for a response, he seemed miffed. He refused to respond. what was I to do but post such a hot article?

And with that said, Ghafla!Kenya’s hatchet man is back with a Ghafla exclusive! I have spoken to the lady in question and she strikes me as a lass who was sincerely hurt by the discovery that he was married. Read her statement below:

 

“I’m even shocked Kriss Darlin had a wife lol where was she for the past 3yrs and even after we had a baby son together..is Kriss Darlin trying to escape his responsibilities?he never cheated on his wife so how did they have a son wit the other lady?why did he pay for the hospital bills?can you trap someone even after dating for 3yrs and well known by the family members including the mum who visited his grandson at the hospital..We had a public affair known to all his employees at dohty family/friends n went for his gigs out of the country we were very happy untill after ghafla found out about our baby (who is named after his late dad) n ran the story. That’s when he started to change becouse he knew the truth is out but I know him n I understand it is pressure from his so called wife n her family. He checks on us regularly. I just want to make it clear that im not a home breaker or a desperado. We got into this as mature adults who fell for each other.Im so happy about the baby its the best thing that ever happened to me.I thank God his out of my life coz if he can lie to me his not married or even mention about his marriage then I should expect more findings..

However, she wishes him well with his family!

The Photos:

 


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That is them together in Dubai where darlin had a gig n the 2nd pic is in hospital with the baby.

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Here Are Some Of The Events To Check Out This Thursday!

As I tend to do every Thursday, I notify you of the events that you can check out today if are looking for plot as they say.

Mine is not a comprehensive list however, I’ll just mention the ones that I come to mind.

Heard of the Villagers Band? Do you love Kenchic, Be your fool, wa me? How about you catch this Chris-Adwar Fronted sensation tonight at Tree-House! See poster below

Nairobi Live At Treehouse Presents The Villagers Band This Thursday!

Still on that Afro-fusion tip, do you love Maia Von Lekow? She and her band will be at Choices Baricho road this evening, and entrance is absolutely free!

Choices Thursday To Feature The Immensely Talented Maia Von Lekow!

Then for those of you that feel absolutely no shame about croaking, then how about Project shame? See below.

Do You Croak? Then Say Yes To Project Shame!

For the people who like plays, how about checking in to Phoenix Theatres and watching their latest offering! It is called Hotel Flolinda, see synopsis below! 500 bob per head, students WITH student IDs pay 300 bob only.

George and Seraphine run a hotel in a small rural town. Seraphine is fed up with the drudgery of her daily life, and feels that George doesn’t appreciate her. George seeks Solace with his mistress, Yvette, but she too is becoming disgruntled, living in a leaky apartment and longing for a comfortable housewife’s existence. Aramis, Georges friend suggests the women swap lives for a while, Seraphine goes to live in Yvette’s apartment and Yvette joins George in the running of the hotel. Unfortunately for George, Yvette is not quite the homemaker that Seraphine was, soon he is pining for his capable and efficient wife. George’s Aunt Marie turns up and mistakes Yvette for Seraphine ,whom she has never met. Eventually Seraphine returns home and she and Yvette agree that they were both better off where they were. Maybe it’s George who is the real root of their problems. George agrees to go away for a while, but the question remains of who should take his place…

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Or you could join Dj Joe Mfalme, DJ Dedbone, Turntablist Samir, DJ Philliz, DJ Genius, for Kampus Night at Lavish Lounge! The poster below shows no cover charge so I’m guessing it’s absolutely free!

Free Shots,Plus Dj Joe Mfalme, Redbone, Turntablist Samir, Philliz And Genius At Lavish Lounge!

Thursdays being Thursdays, you are itching to go out. There’s no shame about that!

Tonight, how about Campus Nyt affair?

Lemmi fill you in on what to expect! Free shots for the first 100 people who check in to Lavish lounge! Black ice is gonna be 170 bob! The rest of the drinks which are too many to name, will be sold at a reduced price. On the decks will be Dj Joe Mfalme, DJ Redbone, Turntablist Samir, DJ Philliz, and DJ Genius!

What else do you need to know? It’s free! No seriously it is. All those deejays for free! So tonight, if you have no plot, then this is where you should be at. Woe to you if you miss it! Oh, It will be happening every Thursday, all freshers tonight, you better party hard!

See more Thursday events here!

Ghanaian Team Beats Kenyan Counterparts To Bag 12,000 Dollars in The Guinness Football Challenge!

As usual, Guiness football challenge went down yesterday, here’s a recap

Francis Ngigi and Kepha Kimani didn’t get Guinness Money. Sad huh? They however managed to make it to the next step of the challenge, inspite of fierce competition from Ghana who are now the biggest money winners. The other Kenyan team which had Kenneth Kamau and Willis Ogutu, didn’t make it to the final stages of the episode. Jonathan Nabb and Desmond Odaano, went on to hit target four on the Guinness Money Wall. That means they bagged over $12,000, to add to their $8,500 from previous rounds! Kaching!

Jonathan and Desmond were also awarded $4,000 in recognition of the amazing effort they put in through the first two rounds. They have now secured a spot in the first Pan-African Final, and are in with a chance of raising their country’s flag as champions.  Read what happened last week here.

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Arianne Okong’o, East African Breweries Marketing Manager (Guinness & Partner Brands) said: “All of our footballing pairs did incredibly well to get to our first ever Semi-Final and congratulations to Francis and Kephafor bagging a spot in the final. They really showed that they have what it takes to be real players in life and not to just sit on the side lines.  We are now looking forward to cheering on our final two remaining teams who will be flying the flag for Kenya and East Africa in the next Semi-Final.”

What’s next? Vying for their chance in the Finals in the second Semi-Final are the following football fanatics:

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KENYA
•    IN BLACK -EphantusNyambura, 24, and Samuel Papa, 23, from Nairobi will be hoping to do better than the $3,000 they won in their National and Quarter Final episodes.  Ephantus will be the Brain of the pair whilst Samuel, who plays football for Nakuru Allstars FC, will take on the skills round.

•    IN RED – Kenneth Mukuri, 26, and Chris Mwangi, 19, are from Nairobi.  They will be hoping to go all the way after struggling to win more than $1,500 on the GUINNESS Money Wall in their National episode.  Kenneth will be the teams Brain while Chris will be the Brawn.  

CAMEROON:
•    IN GREEN -EmerandTchouta, 24 and Abdul Salam, 25 have a total prize fund of $6,500 after scoring target 4 on the Guinness Money Wall in their Quarter-Final.  Brain Emerand and Brawn Abdul will now be hoping to capitalise on their winnings and make it all the way to the final

GHANA:
•    IN BLUE – Emmanuel KofiOkarku, 27 and Isaac Aryee, 25 from Accra in Ghana will be playing for their West African nation as they hope to win the episode and become Pan-African champions.  They already have $3,000 USD and pro footballer Isaac will need to once again put his skills to good use while Emmanuel tackles the knowledge questions

 

 

Uncle Chim Tuna’s Open Letter To All The Nick Mutuma Haters On Twitter And Facebook!

So Nick Mutuma recently released a video for his track “254 Anthem” and the internets went bananas! Everyone and their aunt wanted to be heard hating. Twitter was especially aflame with tweets about how horrible the track and video are. Jeff Omondi wrote about that and you can read his article here.

Anyway, some of the comments in the true nature of KOT (Kenyans On Twitter) where downright mean. They offered little if any merited criticism. They were merely the verbal spewings of Kenyans too scared of life to get off their phones and actually live life.
And don’t get me wrong, not everyone on Twitter is a hater but the majority are. And with that said, if there’s a thing I really don’t like it’s an armchair critic!

There is nothing lower than a hater too scared to get on their own tip but are brave about putting down other people with the nads to do anything. Why am I passionate about this? Well, have you heard any of D’Banj’s 1st songs? No? I didn’t think so. None of you is a true music connoisseur.
And what about Vincent van Gogh? All his life, he was told that his art was worthless. Now he is considered one of the greats!

D’Banj went from here:

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To working with Snoop Lion and Kanye West! Why? Because we Nigerians build our own!

KOT: Nick Mutuma’s Latest Video is Garbage!

Nick Mutuma’s song may be a party song aye, it may be a feel good track but if you don’t have a song that is worth talking about then you should be quiet. Why are the people doing nothing the loudest? Nick Mutuma has the heart to do something and make a track and all you do is hate?

If the criticism was merited or pointed out at specific flaws in the lyrics or in the video, I wouldn’t have caught feelings like your lass catches those funny diseases but I don’t condone baseless hate. I have been on the receiving end of diatribe and vitriol but the thing is, I have such thick skin.

I care little for what a hater doing nothing with his life says. But at the end of the day, if we want Kenyan music to grow to heights greater than Mt Olympus, we should support our own. Give them bouquets when they deserve them and educative criticism when merited. If it was up to Twitter, Camp Mulla would never have been the hottest act out of Kenya what with the “Bubblegum Rap” tag they were given!

Are You A Musician, Photographer, Animator Or Film Enthusiast? Pawa 254 Wants You!

Are you a musician, dj, photographer, cartoonist, animator, creative designer, videographer or filmaker? Then read the following post below courtesy of Pawa 254!

The post was published by Kevin Oyugi, Community Manager for Pawa254. Meanwhile if you missed the pictures of the turning one party also held at Pawa, click on this link.

Pawa 254 in conjunction with Camelo International, is proud to announce open applications for ‘The Urban Collab Lab: Making Music in the Connected City’ which aims to bring together musicians, artists, and fans of both, to explore the role of technology in supporting new forms of creative collaboration across economic, cultural, and geographic boundaries. This workshop, spread out over 3 days in the month of June 2013, seeks also to discover more about how music emerges and evolves in a connected world where there are more phones than people.

Some of the questions we hope to be tackling in the workshop are:

How does technology, specifically the mobile phone, change the way we make music and collaborate?

What can this tell us about ourselves and our cities?

How can we create platforms that create intersections where few previously existed?

This three-day collaboration lab invites participants to first collect or record sound via mobile phone, and then come together for collaborative music composition, idea development, and critical reflection.

It culminates in a celebration of the city of Nairobi, and its sounds, with a small party on the Pawa 254 rooftop.

The primary goals of the workshop are:

● Collect sounds and music via mobile from musicians and artists living in Nairobi

● Create collaborative compositions from sounds collected and submitted to Camelo

● Fieldtest and get feedback on Camelo, the platform current state, overall concept, and

future vision

● Create paper prototypes of future Camelo concepts (music composition and mixing, filters, sharing, competition and voting etc

Our secondary goals are:

● Understand what the sounds and music of Nairobi tells us about the city and ourselves

● Understand how technology is changing the way that music is created (in cities)

● Understand how the mobile phone creates a different kind of access to technology and

what that might mean in terms of economic or cultural boundaries

Interested in participating?

For this workshop, we’re looking at working with a maximum of 30 participants only, so kindly RSVP to the Pawa 254 Community Manager, Kevin via email – kevoyugi@pawa254.org before midnight, June 10th 2013.

Our target audience is primarily (and not limited to):

Musicians, DJs, photographers, cartoonists, animators, creative designers, videographers and filmmakers. – students, enthusiasts and / or professionals

The workshop will take place at Pawa 254 in Nairobi, Kenya

Lab Dates & Times:

Thursday – June 20th 3pm to 6pm

Friday – June 21st Independent work session

Saturday – June 22nd 2.00pm to to 7pm

Zuku Equipment Impounded! They Are Being Accused Of Copyright Infringement!

Zuku has found itself in the government’s crosshairs and that is a bad place to find yourself! They are being investigated by The Kenya Copyright Board. Here is the press release we have received:

The Kenya Copyright Board (KeCoBo) has today impounded equipment used by Zuku to illegally redistribute exclusive content on its cable television platform.

In industry lingo, the illegal Zuku act is also known as grey market re-broadcasting piracy. G*rey market* piracy is where one trades a commodity through parallel and unauthorized distribution channels.

KeCoBo officers while acting on a tip-off, mounted a sting operation on an alleged Zuku Control Room along Luhar Wadha street in Tononoka, Mombasa and confiscated equipment suspected to be used to illegally rebroadcast exclusive content without authorization.

Zuku To Sink 5Million Dollars Into It's Expansion

Despite numerous and prior cease and desist warnings from KeCoBo and the Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI), the Wananchi Group-owned pay TV company has been unlawfully redistributing, the Indian Premier League (IPL) cricket matches  to its unsuspecting* *subscribers, initially in Nairobi and until today, in Mombasa.

The hugely popular IPL 2013 cricket is currently taking place in India between 3rd April and 26 May 2013.

KeCoBo would like to notify the public that SuperSport is the sole and exclusive holder of IPL broadcast rights in the territory of sub-saharan Africa and adjacent islands, including the territory of Kenya. Thus, Zuku’s broadcast of the IPL in the territory of Kenya is unlawful and infringes the BCCI’s rights and the rights of the BCCI’s official broadcasters and authorized licensees.

KeCoBo has been forced to act to ensure that Zuku immediately ceases and permanently desists from its illegal and infringing conduct.

The essence of Copyright law is to protect the expression of an idea from being copied without authority. KeCoBo firmly believes copyright protection is motivated by the State’s desire to balance the interests of the public and those of creators. It is in the public interest that creators of artistic works are motivated for them to promote their creative activity for cultural, social and industrial progress of the State.

The Copyright system therefore provides the legal safeguards necessary for creativity to thrive. This it does by safeguarding the interests of the rights holders and at the same time giving them an incentive to create.

Where the creative authors are assured that their rights will be protected and enforced, creative industries thrive.

 

But didn’t they just sink 5 million dollars into their expansion? Could that have been a bad investment?

This Is My List Of Ten Songs For Play Kenyan Music Thursdays!

So today is Play Kenyan Music Thursdays and I, have decided to share with you my list of songs that i hope get played today!

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So the first song that I hope gets played is I’m gonna fly by Mercy Myra. I wanted to share Tabasamu, but I couldn’t find it so I settled for the second best song I know by her. Hear it below! This is just my playlist for today, very mellow. Next week, a whole new list!

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The second song I feel needs to be played today is Leta Wimbo by Sema. Sema used to consist of Pam, Sanaa and Kevin. Remember this jam? It was the culmination of a long arduous process dubbed Cocacola popstars.

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My third choice for play Kenyan music Thursday is Hamnitishi by the late Esir featuring Talia Oyando. This song which was considered a premonition of his death, always makes me melancholic.

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Number four on my list today, Bless my room by Necessary Noize!

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Number five on the list is wewe pekee by Alice Kamande. I love this girls vocals!

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Number six, walking by Nanjira acoustic version just had to make it to the list!

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Number 7, Fellow coasterian singer Masha Mapenzi’s Uhiko. She also came to the fore courtesy of Cocacola popstars.

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Number 8, Ofcourse Sage has to be in this list, It’s so alive acoustic version!

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Number Nine, Iruga by Man Njoro featuring Kawira!

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Number ten, is a song that showcases Miss Karun’s voice in all it’s splendour. The guitarist is the very awesome Kato Change, with the song originally by Labrinth produced by Jazz odongo, the man behind Fena and Kagwe.

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KenRazy ‘Returns To Music”, Set To Launch His New Song Tomorrow!

Kenrazy is apparently back in the music scene, with a new song!

The song called Vitambi produced by v6 is aimed at greedy MPS, and friends who are leeches. It drops tomorrow, and is produced by Grandpa Records. Meanwhile remember that ‘rumour’ that eh was quiting music? He did explain that whole fiasco, read an excerpt below.

“The reason for writing this letter is to clear off the circulating word that I’m retiring. I’ll take this chance to explain what exactly happened because it’s so sad that a boy in Nakuru almost killed himself by the thought that he will never hear anything else from me and it has demoralized many artists who were trying to come up.

Is KenRazy Quitting Music? He Finally Explains

For the two weeks before the official release of my new Hit Song “SH2QA”, I was on locked doors in studio constantly working on “THE BEST LYRICIST II”, my 3rd mixtape which is dropping 13th April 2013. At this time, the full concentration on this 21 track mixtape couldn’t allow for Facebook nor Twitter and I needed to let ya’ll know the countdown to the new SH2QA before it drops.

So I requested my boy Peter [twitter handle @peterkanjz] whom I gave both my passwords to let you know that SH2QA was dropping 13th Jan 2013. His duty was to daily remind everyone about SH2QA for the 14 days that I was not in a position to access the internet due to the marathon recording sessions I had…”

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Read the rest of it here.

KenRazy ‘Returns To Music”, Set To Launch His New Song Tomorrow!

Kenrazy is apparently back in the music scene, with a new song!

The song called Vitambi produced by v6 is aimed at greedy MPS, and friends who are leeches. It drops tomorrow, and is produced by Grandpa Records. Meanwhile remember that ‘rumour’ that eh was quiting music? He did explain that whole fiasco, read an excerpt below.

“The reason for writing this letter is to clear off the circulating word that I’m retiring. I’ll take this chance to explain what exactly happened because it’s so sad that a boy in Nakuru almost killed himself by the thought that he will never hear anything else from me and it has demoralized many artists who were trying to come up.

Is KenRazy Quitting Music? He Finally Explains

For the two weeks before the official release of my new Hit Song “SH2QA”, I was on locked doors in studio constantly working on “THE BEST LYRICIST II”, my 3rd mixtape which is dropping 13th April 2013. At this time, the full concentration on this 21 track mixtape couldn’t allow for Facebook nor Twitter and I needed to let ya’ll know the countdown to the new SH2QA before it drops.

So I requested my boy Peter [twitter handle @peterkanjz] whom I gave both my passwords to let you know that SH2QA was dropping 13th Jan 2013. His duty was to daily remind everyone about SH2QA for the 14 days that I was not in a position to access the internet due to the marathon recording sessions I had…”

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Read the rest of it here.

Remember The Team Forever Alone Anthem? CeeL Does The First Cover Of Sage’s Maskini!

I always start my articles with ‘a while back..” I need to get more creative!

Or just creative. Digressing aside, a singer feels honoured I believe when people post covers of their songs. It is one of my favorite hobbies by the way, watching youtube covers of songs I love, to see how different people intepreted the song. Some people have actually gotten signed just for posting Youtube covers, did you know that?

Meet Charles Lwande, the rest of us call him CeeL. I first ‘brought’ him to the ‘limelight’ when he posted a youtube vid of himself singing what he called the team forever alone anthen. Here’s what you need to know about him, I’m quoting from this article that I did a while back. CeeL is a singer, songwriter, rapper, guitarist and poet. Heard of slam Africa? He was the 35th slam king. Heard of Nokia’s hiphop competition don’t break the beat? He was in the top 16 lot. The list goes on. Not only is he a student of Sauti academy, he’s also a member of the Kenya’s Boys Choir. This video is actually the first time that this song has been heard, so enjoy!! Oh I forgot to add that he’s also a 2nd year law student at JKUAT Karen Campus.

Listen to his cover of Maskini, here’s the original by Sage. Who knows, they may just unleash a collabo very soon!

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Developing Story: CMB Prezzo In Court.

Everytime Prezzo is ’embroiled’ in something, the media is bound to get wind of it.

Well this morning, Prezzo tweeted that he was in court seeking legal redress, and that he had faith in Kenya’s judicial system. This story is still developing so keep it Ghafla, should any details emerge we shall definitely inform you! See tweet below, I shall not even attempt to speculate what could have tranpired.

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Meanwhile, incase you forgot, here is that chrysler that caused quite the furore by Prezzo, see it below. Have you heard his new ‘raunchy’ song? Listen to it here.

Concerning prezzo’s new girl, check out how that played out a while back on twitter. Read that article here.

The “diva” is a Radio Personality and Voice Artist at Clouds FM in Tanzania. After the rumours went out that the two were an item, she took to her twitter to confirm the same. Check out these tweets;

Aww I So miss Prezzo. Can’t live without him, he is my heart “@Sheikh_Ham: prezzo? RT @Divamimi I so miss my Baby. Love

@bongofive ilove Prezzo and Simuachi Ng’oo , so she better deal with dat. She needs to leave me alone now. Its LOVE!. #bowdown#UheardTheDiva

Aww, thank you sweetie RT @Mshiet_: Hehehe so this Pretty Woman @Divamimi is the new @Amb_Prezzo’s Catch and not @HUDDAHMONROE?? She So Fine

Np’ The boy is mine – Monica arnold feat. Brandy


 

 

 

 

 

 

Developing Story: CMB Prezzo In Court.

Everytime Prezzo is ’embroiled’ in something, the media is bound to get wind of it.

Well this morning, Prezzo tweeted that he was in court seeking legal redress, and that he had faith in Kenya’s judicial system. This story is still developing so keep it Ghafla, should any details emerge we shall definitely inform you! See tweet below, I shall not even attempt to speculate what could have tranpired.

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Meanwhile, incase you forgot, here is that chrysler that caused quite the furore by Prezzo, see it below. Have you heard his new ‘raunchy’ song? Listen to it here.

Concerning prezzo’s new girl, check out how that played out a while back on twitter. Read that article here.

The “diva” is a Radio Personality and Voice Artist at Clouds FM in Tanzania. After the rumours went out that the two were an item, she took to her twitter to confirm the same. Check out these tweets;

Aww I So miss Prezzo. Can’t live without him, he is my heart “@Sheikh_Ham: prezzo? RT @Divamimi I so miss my Baby. Love

@bongofive ilove Prezzo and Simuachi Ng’oo , so she better deal with dat. She needs to leave me alone now. Its LOVE!. #bowdown#UheardTheDiva

Aww, thank you sweetie RT @Mshiet_: Hehehe so this Pretty Woman @Divamimi is the new @Amb_Prezzo’s Catch and not @HUDDAHMONROE?? She So Fine

Np’ The boy is mine – Monica arnold feat. Brandy


 

 

 

 

 

 

Gado’s Caricature that caused Furore in Parliament

The National Assembly was Wednesday ‘brought to life’ thanks to an editorial cartoon carried in the Daily Nation. A section of female MPs took offence with Gado’s caricature that showed masseuses performing massage on the Deputy President aboard his ‘hustler’s jet’.

The female MPs led by Cecily Mbarire demanded an apology from NMG arguing, “We did not come to Parliament to massage anybody. That media house should apologize to women MPs. Milly Odhiambo was rather sidesplitting in her comment about the cartoon saying, “if women MPs massaged Ruto, then I demand that the Nation do another cartoon of male MPs massaging me for equality purposes”.

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This is not the first time that Gado’s work has come under attack as just two weeks ago, Tanzanians were up in arms over a similar cartoon that hit out at the country’s Parliament.

Heard Nataka By Boston Based HipHop Group C.E.O? Find Out Who They are!

I just shared with you Nataka by C.E.O! What do you think of it thus far?

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Time to find out a bit about C.E.O. They are like I said a hiphop group based in The States, Boston Massachusets to be precise. C.E.O by the way means Chapter Entitled Outstandin. They describe themselves as a Kenyan American hip hop. Succint huh? Nataka is their sophomore release and it was, like I informed you produced by Kevin provoke. And weh si Nelly has that million dollar voice!

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I wanted to know a bit about their journey and this is what kevin told me via email. “Well the group started back last year, we Kevin Kungu aka KenyanKev and Nelly having talks about possibly being in a group together. At the same time Ben “Verse”, was the new kid around the block who also raps and delivers punchlines effortlessly. We decided to recruit Ben into the group making us a trio with no name”

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“Now while being nameless as a group, we were still doing music. We decided to workl with a couple of producers, Njenga Giggz from Texas and Kevin provoke stood out.” They’ve are on amission to popularize nataka and self made! Rest assured, they shall be a fixture in your radios and televisions very soon. Listen to Nataka here

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Watch the video to their song self made below. “It’s Official video to our first single “Self Made” produced by Xtrim Records and mix and mastered by 12thnote studio. Basically this song says it all with the title do you, you dont have to worry what others say. Video is by Dream on films..” There will be a follow up interview very soon.

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