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Lady Bee Has Lost Weight. Check Out Her Fabulous Body (Photos)

 

Bernice Nduku aka Lady Bee left her life of sin and self-gratification and chose to walk the path of the straight and narrow.

Speaking to Standard digital earlier she said that “I made the decision to turn around my life when I realized I was destroying myself. Something in my heart told me I could do better in the kingdom of God.”
And doing better she is, her career has not only soared higher but she now has quite the hot bod. Check her out

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Nick Mutuma and Sarah Hassan’s Sexiness Steal the Show at the Launch of ‘Maisha Magic’ (Photo)

‘Mashariki Mix’s Sarah Hassan and Nick Mutuma were certainly a sight to behold when they stepped into the launch of ‘Maisha Magic’

Sarah Hassan looked majestic in a pineapple yellow halter chiffon dress with a black neckline and slits on the side. She wore a black form fitting skirt under it to preserve her modesty. To make the look, appear put-together, she wore a gold slim belt that synched her waist. The Mashariki Mix host  sported her usual elegant up do and dangling earrings .

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A black simple clutch bag was the way to go as a flamboyant clutch bug would have competed with the regal dress. She vamped up the look with a red lip.
Nick wore a simple suit switching up the simple bow tie with something that had an African feel to it.

 

Gospel Mom Unleashes Another Oracle

 

She is famed for her mastery of encoding the word of the Lord into musical hits that usually leaves her fans begging for more; she is reaching out to you yet again with a new worship song that will sure get you close to the Almighty.

Better known for her mega hit Akisema atakubariki, Jemimah Thiong’o has dropped a new video and it is sure a must watch for all those of you who have passion for her song. Jemimah’s new song is dubbed Sauti Yangu is a praise and worship song that inspires you to honor and adore the Lord as the song acknowledges the gifts and blessings God has granted humanity.

Jemimah Thiong’o has not only been a gospel singer but also an influential mother figure to the industry and her music has continued to touch many souls and play a leading role in the spread of the gospel. Here is her new video:

 

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You Will Not Believe How Former Citizen Tv Host Louis Otieno Looks Now (Photo)

 

Worn-down, frazzled,hefty and in a cream turtle neck and beige jacket, Louis Otieno is a shocking shadow of his former self.

We knew Louis Otieno as the well-dressed, authoritative presenter who enjoyed an illustrious career in TV, something only few can talk big about.

Dennis Onsarigo caught up with the former presenter to get his account of the brutal murder of Careen Chepchumba which happened 2 years ago. In just 2 years its shocking to just see how much Louis Otieno has changed, his transformation can only be described as intense.

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Louis Otieno in 2012 Photo :The Star

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Louis Otieno Now

It’s really sad to see Louis like this considering he was the poster child for a successful TV career. I really hope his fortunes will turn for the better soon.

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This is Why Uganda’s ‘Tororo’ is Trending on Twitter

Tororo is a town in eastern Uganda not very far away from the Kenyan border posts of Busia and Malaba; the town has suddenly become a hotspot for Kenyans on twitter for a good reason.

Remember Kenyans searching for the lost presidential BMW or perhaps State House car? Well you do not need to search any more because the BMW has been found 454 km away from where it was allegedly stolen from. Tororo, Uganda is the place where the stolen car was found; this is the reason why twitter users in Kenyan are talking more about Tororo on social media.

The conversation is hot on Twitter as angry Kenyans are wondering how the car even managed to evade all the traffic police on the road and on the border to make the 6 hours journey to Tororo. Well the good news is that the car is found maybe they will be more careful next time so that no other car is taken from them.

Ida Odinga,Esther Wahome,Robert Alai Attend Emmy Kosgei’s 10 Year Anniversary (Photo Gallery)

Last Sunday marked 10 years in this industry for ‘Sobei Cheiso’ singer Emmy Kosgei.

She decided to celebrate her 10 year anniversary by throwing a concert that was attended by thousands at the Nairobi Pentecostal Church on Valley Road. In the audience were her fans, Mrs. Ida Odinga, Esther Wahome, Her Parents, Friends and husband Apostle Anselm Madubuko.

Her 10 year anniversary coincided with her album launch and those who  turned out were treated live performances by Emmy, Sarah K , Eunice Njeri and Vicky .The talented musicians were flanked by a live band and Robert Alai was there to document all this.

 

Here are the photos of the event Courtesy of Robert Alai:

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Kiss FM’s Adelle Onyango to Fly the Country’s Flag High in UK

She has always been the radio presenter you would look forward to hearing her voice and as if that is not enough; Adelle’s voice has landed her on a new project in the United Kingdom.

Adelle has been chosen to represent the country in a UK base project dubbed “ INFLUENTIAL AFRICAN VOICES”. She is among 365 other influential Africans form across the continent who will be taking part in the project.

Adelle Onyango is the only Kenyan media personality chosen and this was due to her influence on African music. It follows that the topic awarded to her to present on is “The future of African music” and since she herself is a musician and also a media personality; she sure has the best experience to tackle the topic well.

Well wish her success and hope she excel in her endeavor and fly the country’s flag high as always.

The Show is Going on, Jamaican Dancehall Princess Touches Down (Photos)

The multi talented ever smilling Alaine touched down at the Jomo Kenyatta airport in style ready for the much hyped weekend extravaganza.

It is now a sure deal, fans who will be gracing Cabanas Park this Saturday can finally have a reason to smile as their favourite artiste is already in town. Remember when she teamed up with our own love child Wyre? The outcome was just spendid and since they will be both rocking Cabanas, you can sure bet the performance will be thrilling.

If you have no plans for the weekend yet and you sure are a fanatic of Alaine; you better be sourcing for means to get yourself to Cabanas as perfomance would not be from Alaine solely but also from some other finnest artistes from the country as well.Here are the photos of the Alaine as she touched down at JKIA.

 

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Vera Sidika Finally Goes Back To School (Photo)

We all have different reasons for going back to school. For some it is to make their parents proud for others it provides a chance for them to expand their career opportunities or even enjoy a six figure salary.

Others even go back to school for self-fulfillment, for whatever reason we can all agree that education gives you a chance to change your life for the better. We have seen celebrities such as James Smart and Sophiah Wanuna go back to school and now Vera Sidika is back at school.

After taking a one year hiatus, Vera has gone back to Kenyatta University to pursue her degree
Vera shared this:

 

 

 

The 1 year gap I took off school. . Time is up I must get this degree.
Back to school.
Staying focused
Happy new month sweethearts

More Photos From Abel Mutua’s (Formely Of Tahidi High ) Birthday

Abel Mutua is no stranger to our TV screens.He played the mischievous ‘Freddy’ on award-winning show ‘Tahidi High ‘.

From Tahidi high he landed a role in Hapa Kule news and has even produced the comedy ‘Real Househelps Of Kawangware’ together with former Tahidi high actor, Philip karanja who played Melvin.

The show has landed itself an award in the recent Cheka awards that went down last Friday.But their win is not the only thing they are celebrating.Abel  recently celebrated his birthday and here are some of the photos from what looks like  a fun party

 

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More Photos From the Blazing Big Brother House

 

Big Brother Africa Hotshots came to an abrupt stop when a hazardous flame burn through the house the contestants were supposed to be staying in.

The cause of the devastating fire is still not know; what is known for now is that fans will have to wait a little bit longer for the reality show to continue. Here are some of the photos that were the fire incident:

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3rdSeptember 2014:Ten Things You Need To Know This Morning

It is a chilly Wednesday the traffic coming to town is just crazy, be patient you sure will make it to your destinations. Here are some of the items that will excite you this early morning:

 

#1EXTREMELY RATCHET PHOTOS FROM NAX-VEGAX AFTER-PARTY

#2SAD: Quincy Timberlake Charged For Son’s Murder

#3Citizen TV’s Julie Gichuru Attacked by Political Bullies

#4Kenya Has The Ugliest People In Africa! South Africans Vote

#5Meet Brenda Wairimu’s Big Sister.Beauty Runs In Their Family (Photo)

#6Q F.M’s Munene Nyaga Is Now A Father. Here Are Some Exclusive Photos

#7Top Ten Trending Images In Nairobi This Morning

#8Esther Arunga And Quincy Timeberlake Have Allegedly Broken Up

#9Risper Faith Gives A ‘Mzungu’ The Lap Dance Of His Life

#10Grace Msalame Shows off Her Famous Curves .You Will Not Believe Just How Sexy She looks! (Photos)

BREAKING: Big Brother Africa Postponed Due To A Fire That Burnt The House

BBA has been cancelled due to a fire. Here is the statement straight from M-NET:

M-Net and Endemol SA advise that due to a devastating fire at the Big Brother House on 2 September 2014, Big Brother Hotshots will not launch this Sunday(7 September) as scheduled.

The cause of the fire at this stage is unknown and investigations will commence as soon as it is safe to do so. At this stage, M-Net and Endemol are urgently looking for an alternative Big Brother house in which to film the production. However as this production has highly technical infrastructure, camera and edit requirements, an alternative is not immediately available. Every effort will be made to find a solution as quickly as possible to ensure that Africa’s biggest reality show will continue.

Where is the BBA house?

It is based at the Sasani Studios in Johannesburg.

Was anyone injured in the fire?

No one was injured in the fire.

Elani Reveal The Secret To Their Viral Music Videos

They are definitely one of the finnest music group in the country and they command such an enormous following a fact that has always made their music go viral whenever they drop one.

 

The trio reveals that they do give their one hundred plus one percent when recording their songs. “If you have content just push it, don’t just sit there and wait for two million views over two days” explained Elani when asked about the secret to getting more views on their music videos. They also emphasized on marketing themselves as a brand.

The group also discloses that they have a team behind them that also plays a leading role to their success. Here is the entire interview Ghafla team had with the celebrated group:

 

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Results From The Concluded Stylus DJ Awards

THE FULL LIST OF WINNERS FROM THE CONCLUDED STYLUS DJ AWARDS!!
1. Breakthrough DJ Of The Year – DJ Nicky Phondo (Watamu)
2. Female DJ OF The Year – DJ Shikqx (Nairobi)
3. Club DJ Of The Year – DJ Phillz (Nairobi)
4. Radio DJ Of The Year – DJ Joe Mfalme (Nairobi)
5. TV VJ Of The Year – DJ Phauz (Mombasa)
6. VDJ Of The Year – DJ Ivory (Mombasa)
7. Reggae DJ Of The Year – DJ Ital (Mombasa)
8. Diaspora DJ Of The Year – DJ Ken Ring (Sweden)
9. Trail Blazer DJ Of The Year – DJ Elonn (Mombasa)
10. DJ Outfit Of The Year – Dohty Family (Nairobi)
11. Mix Tape King/Queen Of The Year – DJ Kalonje (Nairobi)
12. Gospel DJ Of The Year – DJ Krowbar (Nairobi)
13. Stylus DJ Of The Year – DJ Elonn (Mombasa)
14. Hall Of Fame Inductee – DJ Frankee (Mombasa)
15. Heroes Award – DJ Gates Mgenge (Mombasa)

Stylus DJ Awards Mission Statement: To recognize, develop and represent the urban DJs of Kenya, and assist in the growth of the industry by focusing on the influence that these innovators have on lifestyle trends such as music, community, fashion, film, and technology.


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Has Kaka Sungura Turned Out To Be a Bartender?

As if defying Muthotho, rapper Rabbit was seen selling liquor during a time not allowed for the drink to be sold out to the public.

 

Has he actually decided to sort employment in a bar? The acclaimed rapper has was spotted over the a bar counter dishing out liquor to clients in a club. The was actually uttering ” Uko Sawa Tu” to anyone who cared to listen to him. Alas! it was not actually the way all of us would like to think. It was just a video that Rabbit has released of his new song Uko Sawa Tu. Sorry if i took you for a ride.

Well the music video for Rabbit’s new song is out and it is one you would want to watch. After a successful release of the hit Twende featuring Sudi, Rabbit is at it again and this time round he has decided to do it solo and the output is still palatable. The song was produced by Ulopa Ngoma and it is sure a club beat. Here is the song check it out:

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Gospel Hearthrob Chuchu, Releases Another Hit Single

 

Chuchu’s new hit single is out! We(read I) have been waiting for this Gospel heartthrob’s song for a while, and I must say, the wait was worthwhile. 

We were first introduced to Chuchu less than two years ago by Jimmy Gait & Holy Dave’s collabo for ‘Ole’ where she did the chorus part. Years later, this lass has made a brand for herself in the music industry, with song after song. Her last singles got massive airplay and a really great reception.

Just last week, Chuchu released her new Gospel Reggae jam featuring the talented Guardian Angel. I’m not a reggae fan myself, but for this song, I give it an exception. The tunes are really catchy; it’s not the kawaida Gospel songs we have been submerged into.

‘Adonai’ s message is powerful and something we can all relate to “…you are so confused don’t know what to do, you sometimes think you are about to lose, life is so hard don’t know where to turn to…”

Big ups Chuchu and Guardian Angel, we now await the video. My opinion; the sound quality is not too bad…the vocals, hmm, ish ish. Overall, I give the song an 8/10. What say you?

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Forget the Ratcheting; Here is The Other Side of Nakuru’s Prinsloo 7s That will Excite You

 

Candy n Candy Records had something exciting to offer revers who graced the rugby tournament over the past weekend and it sure made them smile big.

 

Having launched the Smile a Day Happy Nation initiative a week ago, Candy n Candy record took the initiative to Nakuru town where it was met my enthusiastic supporters who storm the erected tents in their thousands and registered their support. The registered rugby fanatics got the privilege of taking a photo with the celebrated artiste-Colonel Moustafa.

”I am happy to be part of this initiative, because as an artiste I cannot better my bread while my fans are not happy. Kenyans need to find a reason to Smile more and that is why I am here” uttered Moustafa. Atlanta based artiste Danny Kay was also present during the occasion and he too was full of praise to Candy n Candy CEO Joe Kariuki for his innovative initiative.

Joe Kariuki the founder of the initiative could not hide his excitement too stating that the initiative will continue doing more activities to create more awareness and asked more people to join. The Nakuru event collected over 10,000 signatures a move that has even motivated the initiative to launch similar campaigns in different towns across the country.

 

Esther Arunga And Quincy Timeberlake Have Allegedly Broken Up

Well this is according to Robert Alai.

In a tweet posted earlier today,Robert Alai said that he has received information that the couple who have been enmeshed in controversies are splitting.

Rober Alai further alleges that this is due to the fact  that Esther would be testifying against Quincy after he was charged for son’s murder.

Here is the tweet:

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I am getting reports from Australia that Esther Arunga and Quincy Timberlake broke up. She is testifying against him.

This is Why NTV Crossover Host Faith Muturi is Searching For High School Alumni

Through her organization Simama Outreach Trust, the lovely crossover host will be going to Kamkunji High School to facilitate life skills sessions and career mentorship program.

The initiative dubbed Turudini Mashuleni is seeking to have alumni plug in to their former schools to be the solution for problems facing the current students. The initiative aims at addressing issues like drug abuse, bullying and also to set up funds to support school projects and needy students. Simama Outreach Trust aims at more than just the one day outreach program as they also plan to start a life skill classroom sessions run by youth trainers.

The initiative will kick start their program on Friday 5th September at Kamkunji high school; all alumni who wish to participate or be part of the solution can visit the Faith Muturi’s website for more information.

Q F.M’s Munene Nyaga Is Now A Father. Here Are Some Exclusive Photos

Munene Nyaga has officially joined the increasing number of celebrity parents.

Shaffie Weru got his second born daughter earlier this year and now Q F.M‘s Munene Nyaga is a father to a beautiful baby girl. The little girl is named after Munene’s mother,Murugi and was born via C-Section. She weighed 3 Kgs at birth.

Munene who is currently on paternity leave took his baby to Nation Media house where his colleagues could not help but marvel at just how cute Munene’s bundle of joy was

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Munene Nyaga with his mother and sister looking at the newborn Murugi

 

 

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Q FM Presenters Ryno and Waithera were all smiles after looking at Murugi

The Ghafla team wishes you and your new baby a long happy life filled with laughter, fun, and love.

Bob Collymore Accepts Larry Madowo’s Ice bucket Challenge (Video)

I am pretty sure that you guys have heard of the Ice Bucket Challenge or have even participated in it. The Ice Bucket Challenge was started to raise money for research and treatment of ALS and spread awareness of the motor neurone disease.

Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis or ALS OR Lou Gehrig’s affects nerve cells in two of the most important parts of the human body; the brain and the spinal cord.

The disease which has affected Stephen Hawking, a feted English theoretical physicist, cosmologist, and author.

Stephen Hawking's "ALS Ice Bucket Challenge" is the only one you need to watch

 Stephen Hawking after doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

 The illness is characterised by muscle weakness difficulty in swallowing speaking, paralysis and subsequently death. The disease currently affects 30,000 Americans and the number of Kenyans affected by this condition is unknown.

Kenyan such as Peter Kenneth, Susan Wong, Fareed Khimani, Larry Madowo and Kalekye Mumo have also joined the viral philanthropy campaign with Larry donating 50,000 shillings. But to the Beyond Zero Campaign because it is more applicable in Kenya.

When he took up the challenge he also challenged Safaricom’s CEO, Bob Collymore. Here is Bob doing the Ice Bucket challenge

 

 

This Is What You Should Expect From M-Net’s New Baby ‘Maisha Magic’

On the 4th of august, M-NET launched a new East African channel focused TV brand Maisha Magic on DStv.

The channel promised to bring what is hot in the East African region, in terms of music, comedy, reality and movies.
Maisha Magic’s programming would be mostly East African content though there would be a sprinkle of international programs that East Africans love such as Latin American telenovelas popularly called ‘Soaps

Today, Maisha Magic was launched and here is what you should expect from this new channel

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Unbelievable Photo Of TV Hunk Daniel Peter When He Was Ashy and Skinny!

Mali actor, Daniel Peter is one fiiiiiine brother; I can even confidently state that he is one of the finest brothers around.

Mali debuted on our screens in late 2011 and was met by hordes of adoring fans who have since been expressing their love for the program, and Daniel Peter Weke.

But Daniel has not always been the tall glass of chocolaty goodness we know now; he was once a very lanky lad with a questionable fashion sense.

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But aren’t we glad that he bloomed into the mohawked-brother we see on out screens?

MuitiChoice Family Gets a New Baby (Photos)

It has been a long time coming and finally East African’s customized TV channel Maisha Magic has ultimately arrived to rock your television screens.

Just launched yester night at a colourful event held at the Safari Park Hotel, M-NET’s powerful new East African channel Maisha Magic is finally on air on DStv channel 161. The new kid on the block is available 24/7 to DStv Premium, Compact Plus and Compact subscribers. Maisha Magic was created specifically to meet East African tastes, and as such includes a wealth of East African programming and content.

Some of the genre on which the content on Maisha Magic will feature include: Comedy; it will feature the popular Vitimbi show, Lifestyle; which featurs Mashariki Mix, where Sarah Hassan and Nick Mutuma explore the worlds of fashion, food and fun, Plus; which features music programs and reality television, Telenovelas: which features Latin American soap operas and finally last but not least Drama.

Here are some of the show stoppers who graced the launch:

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MuitiChoice Family Gets a New Baby (Photos)

It has been a long time coming and finally East African’s customized TV channel Maisha Magic has ultimately arrived to rock your television screens.

Just launched yester night at a colourful event held at the Safari Park Hotel, M-NET’s powerful new East African channel Maisha Magic is finally on air on DStv channel 161. The new kid on the block is available 24/7 to DStv Premium, Compact Plus and Compact subscribers. Maisha Magic was created specifically to meet East African tastes, and as such includes a wealth of East African programming and content.

Some of the genre on which the content on Maisha Magic will feature include: Comedy; it will feature the popular Vitimbi show, Lifestyle; which featurs Mashariki Mix, where Sarah Hassan and Nick Mutuma explore the worlds of fashion, food and fun, Plus; which features music programs and reality television, Telenovelas: which features Latin American soap operas and finally last but not least Drama.

Here are some of the show stoppers who graced the launch:

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Catherine Kasavuli, Swaleh Mdoe,Waweru Njoroge Back In The Day (Photo)

It is not yet Throw Back Thursdays (#TBT) but this photo cannot wait till Thursday so I shall share it in #TukumbukeTuesdays.

Hmm..I don’t see the phrase catching on but it shall serve the purpose of this article.

As I was strolling round social media looking for stories as I usually do, I came across a photo shared by one Jamila Mbugua for Faraja on K24.She had shared a photo of KTN news anchors a while back. Before most of them jumped ship.

 

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In the photo is a much slimmer Swaleh Mdoe, Catherine Kasavuli and her age-defying beauty (this woman never ages, true story!) and Waweru Njoroge.In the background is Jamila Mbugua in red.

Presidential Hopeful Takes on the Cold Water

 

The global gimmick is now taking Kenyans by storm and even politicians are not left behind; one time presidential aspirant agreed to take on the challenge.

There was Capital lifestyle’s Susan Wong, Kalekye Mumo, Larry Madowo, Bob Colleymore and now Peter Kenneth. These are among the many others (who I have not mentioned) who agreed on to take the Ice Bucket Challenge. The campaign is pushing on quite well in the country for a good course of cause.

The Kenyan version of the challenge seems to have a different objective unlike that of global Ice Bucket Challenge on which emphasis was based on awareness and raising funds for ALS. From the looks of things; the in Kenyan version of the challenge, each participant seem to choose the charity of their own choice of which they prefer to donate to.

Both Larry and Peter decided to donate their contributions to First Lady’s Beyond Zero campaign. Kenneth  nominated his former running mate Ronnie Osumba, KCB CEO Joshua Oigara and Anjay Patel to take on the challenge. Anyway their effort is geared towards a good course and it is so good of them to unite and see their contribution going to make a positive impact on the lives of other people.

 

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Meet Brenda Wairimu’s Big Sister.Beauty Runs In Their Family (Photo)

Petite, Pretty and Philanthropic .Three words that can describe one of the most beautiful people to ever grace our TV screens, Brenda Wairimu.

She is the genius behind a massively popular photo campaign launched in 2013, which portrayed the lives of the average Kenyan in their quest to earn a living. Brenda then auctioned off the photos to raise funds for ‘Cool 4 Skool’ sanitary projects in girls’ schools.

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Brenda The Garbage collector:One of the images from her ‘odd jobs’ photo campaign

All proceeds from the auction were used in distribution of sanitary towels to girls in rural schools (‘Cool 4 Skool’) an initiative she started 2 yrs ago during her school visits with Computers for Growth foundation where is she is the Brand Ambassador.

I could literally go on and on about Brenda Wairimu’s philanthropic achievements but be could be here all day. So I will quickly go back to why we are here, to show you that looks do run in Brenda’s family.Check out her elder sister sylvia

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Kenya Has The Ugliest People In Africa! South Africans Vote

It came as a shock as South Africans voted Kenya as the country with the ugliest people in Africa last weekend320626_4502213829490_35571676_n.jpg

An article that appeared on the Pretorian bird, entertainment section claims Kenya has the funniest looking president on earth, and a VP with a strange looking head. It goes on to say that Kikuyu women and Luo men pose the most weird features.

“Women from the Kikuyu community have small legs, totally no figures, and a little exeggerated heads. They lack good behinds and those who have them look like inflated baloons.They are shaped like pyramids turned upside down.A big upper frame and an almost inviscible lower bit.

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Luo men on the other side have distorted facial features..say big lips and huge noses or should we call them knobs. Kikuyu men are also unproportional, and most of them are stunted. They walk leaning foward. Plus they have long rusty teeth.”

“Those from Kisii Districts are small people, the average Kenyan man will stop growing at 5’2″…5’4″ tops. Kisii men have mango shaped heads, and bowed legs, a feature also common in in their Luhya counterparts.”1503372_705747379443405_1190956827_n.jpg

He goes on to describe Kaleos as “Funny little pitch black emaciated fellows, raking in millions from the track. However long they’ll remain in Europe, their features never improve”. “Nandis will have rounded foreheads, and thin, long arms”. While occupants at the coast province are said to have “Wide faces, almost like a widescreen telly, especially taitas,and durumas”


“Kenyans do not know the meaning of good grooming” The writer says. “The women hate their dark skins and opt for mercury bleachs which mess them up. The result: A scary (unpigmented)light face, black legs, and a black back”. As much as the Kenyan accent, of standard english is admired, “there’s too much mothertounge interference, common in Merus, Kisiis, and Kikuyus”.

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While Luos were pointed out as to be suffering from chronic ‘braggitis’. The research funded by the institute of Primate Research at the University of St. Kenkley, also noted that Kenyan men are very marketable in the Kimberely area of SA and parts of the Guateng region. Reason, they are big, hopeless

spenders.”

These people haven’t even met Vera Sidika,or Tracy Pendo or Corazon or Me,

The ranking was based on physical appearance, grooming, presentation, communication etc.

I really don’t like South Africa!

 

Risper Faith Gives A ‘Mzungu’ The Lap Dance Of His Life

Risper Faith definitely knows how to use her ample backside to make mouths water and necks snap.

Last Friday, Risper stepped into one of the hottest clubs in Nairobi and gave many men a night to remember. It all started with grinding and gyrating on a young man, who got a little too ‘daggery’ and Risper left him for yet another enthusiastic reveller.

They danced the night away with the lad in the striped sweater, whom I assume is a butt-fanatic before she moved on to her next victim.

She hopped on a bespectacled mzungu, rotating her ample derriere on his lap and giving him— what we would assume is — the best lap dance of his life!

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Citizen TV’s Julie Gichuru Attacked by Political Bullies

 

Politicians are the kind of people you will find hard to understand; the outspoken Julie Gichuru has come under attack from political bullies and the reason for the offensive will even amuse you.

The media always try to be impartial in their reporting even so, it still gets to be attacked by forces which perceive it as a threat to their very existence. Sunday the 31st on Citizen TV’s Sunday Live, the TV station featured a story about the plight of women in Awasi, Kisumu country. The women were being exploited for sex in exchange for water supply and in case they resisted they were being raped by alleged water vendors. The featuring of this story on Julie’s Sunday Live show was the genesis of her attacks by deceitful political forces.

The political forces are taking a tribal angle to launch attacks on Julie even ignoring the fact that the feature story depicted first-hand account of witnesses narrating their escapades as they try to fetch water. This is a clear revelation of how manipulative some politicians can get; they fail their electorate then when the media illuminate on their failures they quickly turn the whole situation to appear as if the media is launching attack on their tribe.

The media is the mirror of the society and it does not play tribal politics so according to me, any entity that threats any individual or the media for a good course should not be tolerated at all. Julie should keep on doing her great work without the fear of intimidation from any quarter. That is just my opinion, what do you think of that whole situation?

 

 

 

 

Former Blu*3 Member Is In Kenya

About ten years ago, Coca-Cola launched a competition dubbed ‘Coca-Cola Popstars’.

This competition aimed at scouting for the greatest talents from Kenya Uganda and Tanzania. In the end they came up with three groups, Sema from Kenya, Wakilisha from Tanzania and Blu 3 from Uganda. Out of these three groups,the members of Blu 3 are still enjoying a lucrative musical career , a decade later.

They enjoy working a s a group but also fly solo from time to time. The other members of Blu 3, Cindy Sanyu and Jackie Chandiru have been in the country for Coke Studio Africa and now Lillian Mbabazi is in the country for Africa’s largest musical show.

 

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She will be performing alongside Iyanya in Coke studio.You can catch her tonight at Club Tribeka where Wakilisha East Africa is going down

EXTREMELY RATCHET PHOTOS FROM NAX-VEGAX AFTER-PARTY

Let me try to be as objective as objective can be- There was Ratchetness and then there was Masaku sevens- the situation was too grave, it gave Baba Mututho endless shivers and chills, he cried! Namaste to Ratchetness! However it turns out that Ratchets were miles away from saying goodbye to a ‘harmless party craze’

So the Nax event happened, i don’t know what was more alluring, the  sweaty rugby affair  or the after-party-


Speculate!

Ratchets brought their A+ game, it was a mad house, grinding, rubbing, gyrating… for those who were lucky enough to cop a feel, they satisfied their evil fetishes, others got off on beer, crystal meth
Here are the must see Ratchet Photos!!!

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Photos from the launch of maisha magic

September 1st Evening, saw the launch of Maisha Magic- A Premier East-African focused TV brand largely compiled with content specifically tailored to meet DStv subscriber viewing needs on DStv Channel 161.

Here are the photos from the launch!

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This is Why #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman is Trending on Twitter

 

It seems this week tags that have to do with humour are the ones that are becoming the darling of most Twitter users in the country.

The tag how to lose a Kenyan woman was among others that were mentioned frequently to earn a position among the trending items. Talk of how to lose a Kenyan lady then for sure you know men will post some hilarious stuff. The tag has hysterical posts as it seems brothers are sharing some ‘not’ good advice on the different ways you can ride that lady who has been on your trail.

Here are some of the funny tweets Kenyan guys were very posting:

 

Dare forget her birthday #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

#howtoloseakenyanwoman Just sleep with her bestfrend and ensure she “accidentally” bumps into text evidence

Talk about the other woman as often as possible. #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

Fail to give her flowers on valentines #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman shindwa kuclear bill kwa hotel

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman telling her u had much fun at last night wen she didnt accompany u

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman is by calling out on her weave

Be romantic n not spendthrift #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

#HowToLoseAkenyanWoman introduce her to your real girlfriend

#HowToLoseAkenyanWoman tell her the truth

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman…that time she is like all men are the same and you are like ‘why did you try them all’.

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman tell her no strings attached btwn u 2 and she is mango wa kando

tell her about this uncontable exs on your first date #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

when she tells you she needs a favour tell her i know u need money and i dont have money she wunt even reply to that #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman...that time you have taken her out and you comically happen to place an order of quail eggs.

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman get caught thirsting for another female pic.

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman Tell her you living with your parents

Whaaa @xtiandela: #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman Comment about her weave

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman Keep quiet when she starts complaining about her weight.

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman forget her birthday and she remembers yours

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman Her: *In the mirror* Does this dress make me look fat hun? You: No babe. It’s the fat that makes you look fat.

telling her she looks fat #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman a

Introduce her to your friend who’s richer than you. #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman.

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman When she is complaining and Nagging, put on your headphones

Don’t buy her nice shoes and purses. #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman Tell her to go bald.

Say you are virgin they will troll you #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman they need experienced guys.

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman Tell her yo broke

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman If you Miss having sex with her on a first date

kufart on tha first date #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

@c_nyakundih #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman : change your mpesa pin

acting broke #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

 

 

Grace Msalame Shows off Her Famous Curves .You Will Not Believe Just How Sexy She looks! (Photos)

 

Kiss TV’s Grace Msalame has always been the poster girl for women with curves, the good kind of curves.

And as we all know African men like curves, while women are going out of their way to get the extra curves, Grace Msalame has already got it!

The confidently curvaceous lady is this month’s cover girl for True Love Magazine and she looks fantastic!

 

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SAD: Quincy Timberlake Charged For Son’s Murder

 

When news hit the headline in the country about the death of controversial couple Quincy Timberlake and his wife Esther Arunga, many could not stop but wonder how their three years old son fell from the stairs and died.

Australian detective have come to a conclusion on their investigation into the death of Sinclair Timberlake the son to Quincy and Esther. The police affirmed that Sinclair had major internal injuries that could not have been caused by the fall the parents were claiming to. The boy died on 18th June this year in Kallagur Brisbane.

The couple has been hit by a series of controversies starting with alleged involvement in a cult- the finger of god to now Quincy’s being charged with murder. According to Australia’s online publication- the Courier Mail; details are also emerging that Quincy had sought for political asylum in Australia claiming that he was arrested and tortured by Kenyan authority while in custody.

 

2nd September 2014:Ten Things You Need To Know This Morning

A chilly Tuesday morning in the capital, the month is still young and as people are still trying to get into the city to their various work stations; let me give you a sneak peek of some of the items that had traction over the past day:

 

#1Cat Fight Gets Bloody As Vanessa Chettle Is Beaten Like A Dog (Photos)

#2CABU GAH DIARIES; NAXVEGAS PART TWO. AND THERE ARE 3 DIFFERENT PARTIES GOING DOWN

#3Photos From Nax-vegas Prinsloo After Party! Part 1

#4Could This Have Caused Risper Faith’s Gruesome Road Accident?

#5Meet Janet Mbugua’s Parents. This Is Where She Gets Her Looks From (Photos)

#6Forget Masaku 7s ,Nax Vegas Is The Ultimate Ratchet Town

#7Kenyans React To Former Presidential Candidate and Saturday Nation Writer Kingwa Kimencu Posing Clotheless

#8From Presidential Aspirant to Being a Socialite; Is being a Ratchet The Way Forward?

#9More Photos From Citizen TV’s Reporter Evelyn Wambui’s Fairytale Wedding

#10It’s huddahthebosschick back with a spelling Mistake-

 

Risper Faith Gives Ravers Something To Smile About (video)

 

Before she was involved in a tragic road accident on Saturday, her Friday night was eventful and she got men to salivate as they watched and preyed on her.

Most people surely love free things and one socialite Risper Faith offered men what I would call waking up a sleeping lion from its hunger driven slumber. The party was at Skylux and the socialite offered free lap dance to anyone who cared to receive one. Most parties are usually filled up with scavenging men looking for an easy prey to pounce on; a free lap dance will surely attract a huge number.

Risper courageously wiggled her assets on the dance floor and the alpha male around quickly took the chance to get the free lap dance she was offering. From the looks of things she quite enjoyed the tight squeeze the male colleagues were giving her. Here is the video check out for yourselves:

 

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