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Regina Mutoko Laid To Rest (Photos)

The family of Regina Kalombe  Mutoko celebrated a life well lived at an emotional funeral in their rural home at Mukaa District,Kiima Kiu Location.

This was after a requiem Mass held on Thursday the 18th of September at 10.a.m at the Holy Family Basilica.

 

 

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‏Photo Courtesy of @lydiamwania

 

Regina is best remembered as the effervescent host of ‘Omo-Pick –A-Box’ and the ICT Director at the United States International University (USIU).‘Regina leaves behind as on named Richard Horward. May her soul rest in paradise

Regina Mutoko Laid To Rest (Photos)

The family of Regina Kalombe  Mutoko celebrated a life well lived at an emotional funeral in their rural home at Mukaa District,Kiima Kiu Location.

This was after a requiem Mass held on Thursday the 18th of September at 10.a.m at the Holy Family Basilica.

 

 

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‏Photo Courtesy of @lydiamwania

 

Regina is best remembered as the effervescent host of ‘Omo-Pick –A-Box’ and the ICT Director at the United States International University (USIU).‘Regina leaves behind as on named Richard Horward. May her soul rest in paradise

Was Bonoko Fired From Ghetto Radio? Ghafla Investigates

Mid last week, Bonoko announced that he had been dismissed from Ghetto Radio for allegedly being  a street urchin. His words not mine.

A pity-party was then promptly thrown on his timeline but I did not join in. Not because I’m a cold-blooded woman with an ice-box for a heart but because there are two sides to every story. So I called up Liz Njuguna of Ghetto Radio and also a writer for their website. Liz declined to respond and asked me to call up Maji Maji the owner of the station since he was in the best position to respond to that. Before I called up Maji Maji I asked Liz for DJ Bling’s number the man who had been accused of icily firing Bonoko, DJ Bling however did not want to be caught up in the circus and told Liz just that.

I called up Maji Maji but my calls went unreturned so the next top was Ghetto Radio. My colleague Tony and I boarded one of those 6/9 Eastleigh Matatus and we were dropped off at Equity where we were informed that Ghetto Radio was directly opposite it.

We sauntered towards the unappealing brown building which is older than most of Ghafla readers. We made our way up the dingy, badly lit staircase which reeked of ammonia and for a while I questioned whether we were in the right building. About 2-3 floors up, we landed at the station which was a far cry from the putrid, shadowy staircase. It was well lit and decently furnished. You cannot judge a station by its stairway.

The well-mannered watch lady at the door step went in to get someone to respond to us and out came a very curvy lady. We asked her why Bonoko had been fired and she unwaveringly refused to respond saying that she was not on duty when the incident went down. ‘So an incident went down?’ we asked.’ No’ she said emphasizing that she was in no position to respond.

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We probed further but to no avail, we realties that we would have better luck flogging a dead horse than getting an answer from her.

So we had to leave more determined than ever to get an answer so we called up Maji Maji. He picked up the phone and when he heard it was Ghafla he said ‘let me call you back’.
As expected, he never called back so we called him up and he picked up after a while but to only cut our calls. He then texted that he was in a meeting so we texted him .Our texts were left unanswered and till today our calls have gone unreciprocated.
This begs so many questions. What really went down that people from Ghetto Radio have chosen to remain so tight-lipped? Was someone punched? Did Bonoko throw a tantrum on his way out? Did he quit after he was denied a chance at hosting his own show? Or was Bonoko double-crossed?Or was it all a publicity stunt?

We had questions and we needed answers and the shifty reaction to our questions only peaked our interest.

I went to Bonoko’s timeline and things seem peachy and Bonoko has since deleted his post of being fired.Hmm…i guess things got better over the weekend.

 

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Has P-unit Broken apart??Details Here

A few weeks ago, it was reported that the sensational boy group-P-unit had broken  up due to un-resolved issues. That was a white lie,a lie is a lie, whether green or white.

Apparently ,it stands that the P-unit are still together as they were the first day they started music.

 

Here is their poster for a new video that they have been working on.

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Is NTV’s Larry Madowo and KTN’s Edith Kimani Up To Something?? Check Out What Larry Had to Say!

The celebrated TV personalities are leaving so much room for speculation after NTV’s Larry Madowo posted  a photo of him and KTN’s hot news anchor having some nice moments in a restaurant in what Madowo termed as their SECOND DATE!

A second date indeed! So does that mean there was a first date? Definately yes!

And what is this flurry of dates supposed to mean? Is it just a date? If yes, why not just one but TWO?

Here is what Madowo posted on his facebook page: larry_edith.gif

It is not once, twice or three times. Many times we have seen celebrities tying knots, right from actors, musicians to TV personalities. And Larry and Edith seem not to like the fact that they are lagging behind in this wave of dating among renowned people in the Kenyan entertainment industry.

Larry has been out of the country for the last two weeks in a trip to Europe and other parts of the world and it seems while out there he really missed Edith and therefore had to organise for a quick date.

Surprisingly it was Edith who paid for it. After all, who said a woman can not do what a man can???

 

Meet Octopizzo’s Family, the Last Born Daughter Has Really Shocked Me (Photos)

Kibera’s finest export Octopizzo has ultimately decided to publicly share photos of himself and his stunning family and sure they look gorgeous.

Have you seen Octopizzo’s last born daughter? She sure is a princess and the dad must be really proud of her as well. They look so glamorous that I could not help it but compare their lovely look to the Obama’s when they pose for a public photo shoot. Not so much is known for Octopizzo’s last born daughter but the bottom-line is she sure is such an angel.

Octopizzo has for a while shielded his family from the curious lens of the media but somehow photos of the rapper and his whole family have managed to get out to the public sphere. Check out the photos here:

 

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22nd September 2014:Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

Monday not a good day especially for party going guys because of the hangovers; but this is a good Monday guess because it is the second last Monday of the month of September. It is a good sign finally as people can reap from their sweat; end month is just round the corner. Anyway let me hook you up with some of the hottest article that were trending over the weekend:

#1Nameless and Wahu Publicly Shares a Photo of Themselves in Bed Together

#2Sexy Photos Of Natalie Tewa Who Was In The Accident With Wangechi the Rapper!! Must See!!

#3Revealed: This is the Order of the Most Watched Kenyan TV Stations and QTV has Shocked Me

#4CABU GAH DIARIES: This is the whole GHAFLA KENYA line-up. Meet the Writers…And OUR BOSS. (PART ONE)

#5Forget Dead Beat Kenya, This New Page Exposing Celebrities Is Scandalous!

#6After Pregnancy Rumours,Is Juliani Marrying Brenda Wairimu?

#7Socialite Risper Faith Steals Again!!! (Evidence)

#8After Launching Her Clothesline, Huddah Posts some really hot Pics

#9Top Ten Trending Images In Nairobi This Morning

#10This is What President Uhuru Kenyatta and Singer Akon are Planning (Photos)

 

Apart From The President, Jaguar Is the Second Person to Talk to Akon- This is why!!

When Uhuru Kenyatta was in the United States attending an African Leaders summit, there were photos of him chilling with the Senegalese Music maestro,Akon- everyone thought? Just how cool is our President? Well before we even got to say ‘convict’  Akon comes to Nairobi, He continues to chill with our president at the state-house (more photos of our uber-cool president)  Apparently word got out that Akon will be helping  fund electrification of Kibera/kibra as well as  other parts of Africa, Talk of giving back to the continent.

It turns out that Uhuru Kenyatta is not the only person that Akon had talks with, Jaguar is the second person in Kenya that Akon talked to, Important right? Apparently the two had a meeting to deliberate on Akon’s project in Africa that Jaguar wants to join. 

And the good thing is that we have photos,Come to think of it, How cool is Jaguar??image_32.jpg

There was Team Tall-dark and Handsome and Team Brown-skin

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Janet Mbugua And Lulu Hassan During Their Days At KTN (Photos)

Don’t you just miss the good old days? I know I do!

Fortunately, we get to relive our early life on social media thanks to a cyclical trend called “Flash Back Friday” which is an extension of “Throw Back Thursdays”

And once in a while Kenyan celebrities join us in this trend and upload photos of themselves from back in the day.

In the spirit of #FBF I will share a photo of Citizen hotties Lulu Hassan and Janet Mbugua from back then

 

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Ghafla! Now The Third Most Visited Site In Kenya

We came, we saw and we conquered, all thanks to you.

We are officially the 3rd most visited Kenyan site according to Alexa.com. The only ones above us are the decades-old brands that are Nation & Standard Media. It takes something special for a 10-man startup to go toe to toe with two billion shilling megacorporations. This is a fete we couldn’t have accomplished without YOU, our faithful readers and our faithful critics. So thank you. From the bottom of our heart of hearts, thank you.

 

And for the whole of #TeamGhafla, I shall reiterate: waste not another minute pondering over treachery. Looking over the fence never got any work done. Once on top, victors do best to look internally and work on the faults within. Our desire to constantly improve should hold us in good stead. Stay focused.

 

Onwards!

Murang’a Cop Lets Us in on The Unseen Police ‘World’ (Video)

Have a passion for doing something but circumstances or time seem to hinder you? Well then, I hope Massiger teaches you a thing or two about patience and striving for what your heart desires.

Massiger aka Seth Masiga, is a cop. And not the kawaida cop who hassles you for no apparent reason and you have to bribe your way through anything; even your Constitutional Rights. Nah, Seith is a singer or rather a rapper.

He’s journey to produce has not been a smooth one, that much I’ll let you in on. He has attempted several times to record a song when he was posted in Lamu East and Mbooni east but lady luck wasn’t on this man’s side. Due to lack of studios and recording facilities, he was unable to record anything.

Then the stars lined on his favor and he was posted in Murang’a County, and he released his first single last year called ‘Nilipokuposa’ then this year, he released another one called ‘Me & You’ with Ogopa Djs.

He’s new song is an Afro pop, and is a well arranged Afro beat. He talks of the need to cherish and appreciate our women and those dedicated in fight for humanity.

Watch it below

Pendo Gets Engaged! Check Out Her Wedding Bling (Photo)

The latest lady to join the likes of Janet Mbugua, Sally Mbilu and Avril in being engaged is none other than controversial socialite Pendo.

I had heard the story a while back but I wasn’t so sure about it till Pendo flaunted her ring on social media. I am forever the curious cat so I had to fish and find out as much as I could about this picture.

 

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Pendo revealed to us that yes she was getting engaged but refused to reveal anything about her man. But she revealed that it was an African as opposed to what the grapevine alluded. Word on the street was that Pendo had bagged herself a white guy.

Anyhow, white or black, we wish her all the best as she embarks on this journey.

Larry Madowo Finally Takes Biko Zulu to the United Kingdom

 

The compassionate Larry was really touched by Biko’s article “Visa Denied” and he ultimately decided to act on Biko’s plea by giving him what he was crying out loud for.

How well will you acknowledge the power of the social media other than just looking at how Biko Zulu’s tag on twitter went viral and his plea got the attention from the highest quarter of which Biko could not achieve on a face to face basis? Well Biko’s appeal was answered by the British High Commissioner to Kenya Dr. Christian Turner when he personally twitted the latter; Biko further got a bigger boost When Larry also took him to the UK.

Hold there for a minute, not quite literally; I mean Larry did not actually take Biko to the UK. “I have always wanted to see the River Thames. It’s the only thing I have ever really wanted to see in England. I am not interested in seeing the Old Trafford. Or Soho. Or China Town (what with the thousands of Chinese coming to build our railways, we will anyways soon be sending SMSs in Mandarin). Or the London Eye. I don’t even want to see the Tower of London, which just looks anaemic,” wrote Biko on his article. Now you clearly see how Biko was obsessed with seeing the River Themes in the UK. This is interesting because this is where Larry quickly rushed in to save the situation before it could run out of hand.

Probably we all now know that Larry is on a trip to continental Europe; he has not been in the country for two weeks now. So Larry decided to be innovative enough and sent Biko a magnificent photo of the beautiful River Thames; Larry did not see the need of Biko hustling trying all the means to go to the UK yet the UK High Commission to Kenya had refused to process his visa, so Larry decided to take Biko to the UK through a photo. They say that a single photo speaks a thousand words; Biko Zulu may just be to the UK through the photo Larry sent him.

 

 

 

Blaqy Is Back!! Ratchetier Than Ever!!

The King of Ratchet- realm, Blaqy is set to release a video that will trash all your thoughts on “Ratchet” He will Will make “Pombe Bangi” look like useless child-play!!

I’m one of the few chosen Ratchet-experts that have had the opportunity of listening to the Mp3 track, You trolled on Blaqy before? You shall definitely have to rethink your Trolling prowess!! You are overrated!

His cocktail of Kapuka and a twist of dance-hall is simply mind-blowing, ofcourse i don’t want to brag, but hes taking over the entertainment scene, just like that!

Forget all those Lipala moves, save them for a rainy day, Blaqy will give you moves like you have never seen before!!  

Keep It ghafla… The Video will be here soon…

The count down begins 

Socialite Risper Faith Steals Again!!! (Evidence)

After Blaqy Stood up for Risper faith for committing thievery on Lisa Downey, Blaqy becomes the latest Victim of Risper’s con-artistry!!-

Risper Faith has regressive tendencies, you know instead of being the socialite of great reknown she is vouched to be, she has developed itchy fingers, sticky fingers, long elongated arms, Probably to fund her spendthrift lifestyle, You know ghafla is the law? I hope you remember the adagio about the long limbs of the law…

You know She was in a ratchet video quite a while back, “moneymaker” A song that she did with Blaqy that blew up the gates of Ratchet-land

When the song was released, The duo decided to get an interview in a bid to market their song

The Interview was scheduled to be on a Friday at Citizen Tv, there was  an agreed upon 50k interview fee that was met by Blaqy, in addition, Blaqy requested that Risper Faith get them outfits to wear to the interview, Risper settled for Sweat pants, hers would be gray, while Blaqy’s would be black, upon the agreement on the choice of outfits, Blaqy sent her 8k, ( the sweat pants were at 4k each).

On Thursday, a day to the interview, Risper sent a Message to cancel the interview. It was however too late, the interview panel would not refund the 50k fee because it was on such short notice and they could not manage to bring another guest to the show.

For cancelling the interview that she had erstwhile agreed on,she brought about a loss of 50k plus the 8k for the outfits they wouldn’t need anymore. 58 Thousand Kenyan shillings! A tidy sum for an up-coming artiste.

Attempt to reach her have been futile.

She Has explained her absence citing an accident she apparently had at Nakuru, which was a lie by the way, read it here 

 She has ignored  police summons.  Her Two Phone numbers are still off 

 

CABU GAH DIARIES: This is the whole GHAFLA KENYA line-up. Meet the Writers…And OUR BOSS. (PART ONE)

Ghafla is BIG. Bigger than a Migori Apology delegation. Bigger than the population of Witchdoctors in Kilifi. Bigger than Adan Duale’s temper. Ghafla is BIG!

I joined Ghafla Kenya early this month…But I was too late! Man,these people have wayyyy tooo much fun! Like,serious FUN! Its all fun and games up in this office. Until You get a lawsuit. From Willy Paul.

For starters,We are located at VETERAN HOUSE,Opposite Sonford Restaurant. Sonford is the Oldest fast food joint in town…selling fries since 1950. When Jeevanjee Gardens was still shamba ya maharagwe.

VETERAN HOUSE,Floor Number 8. Yes,the LAST floor. Going up ALL those floors can be taxing. Even if You are using the elevator. Na wakati hakuna stima,You will have to contend with going up sooo many damn floors…By the time You sneak around the 6th floor,You are soo tired You dont even remember where You were even going.

There is a club at the 4th Floor….Playing music so scintillating You wish to quit blogging and be a daytime dancer. Music so enthralling You wonder why Your mother didn’t enroll you in a Club-Management College.

Sawa Sawa,Pretend You are in the Office already. And allow Me to introduce You to all these crazy nutcases who make this CITY GO ROUND.

Firstly,Our office doesn’t have any particular order…..Its a mini-hall of sorts…With a large table at the center…And improvised desks all around the walls….And then a million laptops..powered with a WIFI stronger than a shoe-throwing Migori ODM activist.

There are just 3 ladies here. JUST THREE. Good Lord,Why do bad things happen to good people??? And then a billion men…Noisy Men, cantankerous Men, loud men, opinionated men, smart men, hilarious men, laid-back men and party-loving Men. I am one of them. And I have slipped into my role quite perfectly.

I sit at the corner of the large table at the middle…And I show up 46 Hours LATE. DAILY. Kuishi Ndakaini si mchezo. I have to NOT only deal with crazy traffic everyday while coming to work, but also with wild-animals and implausible Katitu-loving Githurai 45 protesters who block whole swaths of Thika SuperHighway. And turn it into a High school summer camp. DAILY. Phew!

Off to the Introductions…Oh God…

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To start us off is the Beautiful, Lovely and exceptionally-gifted Queen of Ghafla Sue Watiri. Sue is 24 Years Old. Perfect age to get married…Sue arrives in the office LATE. ALWAYS. I guess she lives in Kwa-Matheri,on Your way to Ndunduri. Sue can write,Lord, she can. And her sense of fashion?? Unsurpassed. She shows up dressed in stuff I only see at a Milan Fashion Show…the other day she showed up covered in feathers…And a broom on her head! Our version of Lady Gaga. I wont be surprised if she showed up on Monday covered in a Cow’s blood! Love this girl! Sue lives along Thika Road…that includes anywhere. Her favorite hobbies include sleeping and collecting art.Yes,she’s THAT RICH! You cannot collect art if You make 34 shillings per month. Pole sana. Uliza Jay Z. Her favorite singer/s include Sam Smith. And Imagine Dragons…I dont even know who the bondocks is that! Sue’s favorite food is Ugali Madondo. Oops, Ugali Matumbo…Not better either…Haha. And, finally, Sue is SINGLE. As single as Esther Arunga after Mr. Quincy Mwendawazimu goes to jail. To serve a 200-Year sentence. Sue has a MAJOR crush on Kagwe Mungai. And she is a WRITER at Ghafla.

 

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Our second guy is Martin Oduor. Calm,laid-back,industrious and genial are the few adjectives I can use on Marto. Or Oduori. Marto is #teamdarkskin. Sidika’s NUMBER ONE enemy. And he shows up in the office earlier than the early bird. By 6.30am, Marto is in the office. Infact by the time he walks in,the office cockroaches have not even finished making out. He stumbles into the office kwa giza…Puts on the lights and starts punching his keyboard harder than Quincy Timberlake cooking up a story to avoid prison. Marto loves watching Football and Movies. And he lives in Eastlands…Mtaa wa Ngeta. His favorite food is Ugali Samaki,Am I surprised?? NO. Oh,and he also loves traveling..And has a MAJOR crush on Alice Odera,former Citizen TV News Anchor! Man,this guy is tribal mapaka kwa crush buana! Martin is a WRITER at Ghafla. And he is a huuuuge fan of Eminem…Pole sana Onyi Papa Jey,Oduor’s tribalism doesn’t extend to music.

 

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Third Guy is Tonny Ndung’u. Loudest kid in the office. He is sooo loud You can hear him announce his arrival from as far as Ngara. Or Railways. Tonny is fun, spontaneous, dedicated, devoted, crazy and zealous. And he drinks like a tuk-tuk in Lamu. Tonny laughs alot too. Laughs so hard he scares You. Tonny is FUN. Like, seriously FUN. His hobbies include reading novels and listening to Music…Rock Music,to be precise…Like a 16-Year old teenage girl in Kileleshwa. He also says he LOVES Women. Who doesn’t?? Tonny lives along Thika Road. And Policeman Katitu has saved Tonny’s life a thousand times. FREE KATITU! FREE KATITU! Tonny loves Pilau na Kuku. And is SINGLE…No wonder,Haha. Tonny has a MAJOR CRUSH on Victoria Rubadiri…Gai Fafa….and Tonny is a photojournalist at Ghafla. Oh and Tonny EATS ALOT. He is always constantly eating…He has already started chewing up the corners of his laptop…

 

Fourth guy is Edward Chweya. Eddie just joined Ghafla sixteen minutes ago. Hata hajui choo ziko wapi. But he knows where to buy the cheapest Kuku chipo around. Eddie is a 25-Year Old who loves playing foota. And watching it too. Eddie lives in Kasarani and love Ugali and Chicken! Aiiii,EVERYONE LOVES UGALI here! Aaaaaarggh! Eddie’s fave musician is Marvin Gaye. And Eddie is single. Very single and contented. Mambo ya Mapenzi Ediie apan taka! Eddie is a WRITER at Ghafla.

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Fifth guy is Michael Mutuma. Has a deep voice. Deeper than Adan Duale’s troubles. He growls and roars allover the office like an friendzoned Lion. Mutuma is loud too. And opinionated as hell. He has more opinions than Matsanga and Tony Gachoka combined. He talks his mind out so oftenly…His mind is about to fall out. Mutuma is 23 Years Old…And has the attitude of a 45 Year old. Mutuma lives in Komarock. His favorite food is Chicken…Everyone at Ghafla LOVES chicken! Hii ndio shida ya kufungua Ofisi karibu na Sonford. His favorite Musician is Kanye Best,er,West. Mutuma has a MAJOR crush on Julie Gichuru….Whaaaaat!!???! And his fave hobbies include Basketball and cycling…to where??? Mutuma is a WRITER at Ghafla…Handling our sister blog,Duwaa.

 

Sixth Guy is Joseph Muriithi. But he loves to call himself Moore. Hehe…ati Moore..Moore kitu gani,Moore was a French medieval Catholic saint. And Muriithi means farmer in Tharaka-Nithi. Jivunie utamaduni wako Bratha. Haha. Moore loves listening to music and watching football. But He wont tell us his age…Moore is laid-back, chilled out but can also be very hilarious and show-stopping. Moore lives in Harambee Estate…where Freedom rings true to the skies. Moore loves chicken, CHICKEN AGAIN!!! And Ugali. His favorite Musician is Vybz Kartel…Show Me Your favorite musician and I will tell You what kind of person You are..Haha. Moore is single. But acts like he’s taken. No wonder. Moore is a Videographer at Ghafla. Oh and Moore has a MAJOR CRUSH on Xtatic…the Kenyan rapper who lives in South Africa. And raps for Nigerians and dresses like a Zimbabwean and talks like an American McDonalds employee.

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Seventh Guy is Asher Omondi. Asher is THE MOST unflappable, noiseless, demure and harmless human being alive! Cooler than Maji Ya Mtungi in Kongowea Market. But on Whatsaap HE CAN BE REAL LOUD. And clamorous. He wakes up at 4am in the Morning kuwasha stima za Whatsaap. Na kufungua dirisha. Asher loves listening to Music,reading gossip blogs and watching telly. He lives in Pangani. And his favorite food is Ugali, UGALI AGAIN!!!! And fish. Asher’s fave musicians are Chameleone and Diamond. See? I told You…He is so calm he couldn’t even travel further than East Africa to find his true Musical Ninjas. Asher’s profession is an MCK- accredited journalist. And, Yes, Asher is SINGLE! Am I surprised?? Again,NO! Asher is Ghafla’s Social Media Manager.

 

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Last Guy for Part One Is Your Boy CABU GAH. Tha King of Kings…And,ummm,How do I say this humbly,ummm El Presidente of His Super-ferocious Facebook Army! Called CABURIANS. After Himself! Can You imagine that! Just like Justin Beiber with Beleibers, Nicki Minaj with Barbz, Lady Gaga with Little Monsters, He is the ONLY Kenyan,ummm, Celebrity(oops) with a fanbase named after Himself! CABURIANS,Yeeeeeayyy! Ok, Ok…Cabu Gah is LOUD. Like,VERY loud. He is noisy as hell,very opinionated,conversant,witty,creative,goofy,epigrammatic and has the COMMAND of THE QUEEN’S ENGLISH. PLO Lumumba,step aside! Your time,just like Your stint at Integrity House,is UP! Cabu Gah is a blogger by default…And does MANY other super-awesome things on the side. He is Your favorite Writer’s Favorite Writer! He can outwrite-and ouwit-Philip Ochieng and Macharia Gaitho at a snap…And is busy trying to fill the shoes filled by Whispers Wahome Mutahi.  Cabu Gah is a double nominee for the SOMA AWARD MOST INFLUENTIAL FACEBOOK Personality. And a winner for Xtreem Awards Most Influential Blogger. Cabu Gah loves eating. Anything. Bora kimeiva. His fave Musicians are wayyyy too may to name. Wayyy tooo many. But He Believes Bob Marley is THE GREATEST HUMAN BEING who ever sang. Or Lived. Cabu Gah has NO hobbies. Because He is a hobby himself! His Biggest crushes include Joyce Omondi,Sheila Kwamboka and….ummm…Ariana Grande. And where does Cabu Gah live?? Oh come on,In the hearts and minds and souls of his Millions of ardent fans! That’s where King Cabu Gah,The Great lives. FOREVER. Cabu Gah is a writer at Ghafla. And columnist. And commentarist…Is there even such a word???

 

PART TWO of Ghafla Kenya Line-Up coming up…

Toot-toot…..

 

 

 

 

Amazing! Check Out What Jaguar and Iyanya Have in Store FOR YOU!

The philanthropic musician is at it again! As his name suggests, he is a real jaguar in the music industry; cruising to greater heights each day!

 

After South Africa, Jaguar is ONE CENTIMETER AWAY from a massive piece of entertainment with an oga broda, Iyanya.

The award-winning artists have promised their fans to brace themselves for a big collabo between the two. In a twitter account post that was quickly pulled down but Ghafla! Kenya’s hawk eyes had caught it, it was tweeted that the two music kings were in for a big thing!

Look at the tweet:

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Yees! Those are collaborators!

‘AKIJIANGALIA KWA KIOO’, Jaguar as seen himself in West Africa doing wat he loves most.

Iyanya is an award winning performing artist, song writer, actor and singer who has amassed a number of accolades in Nigeria.

So simply we don’t expect shrubby and shoddy work from the pair. 

After Pregnancy Rumours,Is Juliani Marrying Brenda Wairimu?

While some celebrities prefer to bombard us with endless pictures of their blossoming relationship, some prefer to keep their relationship hidden.

Juliani and Brenda Wairimu is the couple which has managed to keep their relationship as secretive as possible. They are like the Jay-Z and Beyonce of Kenya when it comes to the attention their relationship receives and the extents they go to hide it.

 

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Keeping your relationship from the public eye has its advantages but the disadvantage is that you leave so much space for speculation. Just last month, a  certain publication revealed that Brenda had one in the bun and had allegedly gone back to her hometown to keep her growing bump from the glare of the limelight. A story that turned out to be untrue as Brenda resurfaced a week later, her stomach looking flatter than a pancake.

 

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Now the latest gossip in showbiz circles is that the two are getting hitched! But as Cate Mukei of the Nairobian found out these two are not getting married.Juliani laughed of the  accusations before refusing to divulge  more on the issue. Brenda on the other hand refused to spill the beans urging Cate to ‘treat the rumors as the rumors they are ‘

What a tight-lipped couple!

Nameless and Wahu Publicly Shares a Photo of Themselves in Bed Together

 The two lovebirds have decided to share an exclusive moment together in bed and sure from the looks of things they were really enjoying themselves.

Sharing a picture of his bed moment with the public mhh! Nameless has really decided to let us know why his wife Wahu is truly his African beauty and his butterfly as well. The couple looks so marvelous as they pose for that picture on their king size bed.

Apparently Nameless does not only love his songs; he is a great fan of Madtraxx’s new song Dabo Tap. Nameless and Wahu took a selfie of themselves and tag Madtraxx saying “ Ilianza na kaselfie …dabo tap”. The words are derived from the chorus of Madraxx’s Dabo Tap song featuring Mejja and Kora.

Just to sum up this story and clear any speculations of any sort; Nameless and Wahu sharing Madtraxx song with a selfie on bed is what a meant when I said the latter had publicaly shared a photo of themselves together in bed.

 

 

Ghafla Exposed; This is the Reason why, Fena is the Biggest Artiste in Kenya Right Now. #CokeStudioAfrica

 

Soulful, vivacious and definitely bubbly that’s definitely Fena for you- I always like to see her as the African Eryka Badu.

Fena came into the music scene in 2008 when she won the “Fete de la Musique” singing competition at Alliance Francaise, then from there she became a back-up vocalist for the fashionable Muthoni Drummer Queen & the beautiful Dela then in 2010, she went on her solo career. This lass has shared the stage with great international artistes, namely; l R&B sensation Vivian Green ,S.A hip hop heavyweight HHP, BET 2013 Winner Ice Prince, Davido and Sauti Sol.


Tomorrow, courtesy of #CokeStudioAfrica, she will be airing live on NTv at 8pm and Qtv at 9pm. Alongside Olamide, they will be doing a collabo of his hit single First of All’

Coke Studio has been bringing artist after artist, and their performances are always electrical! So check out this collabo…they won’t disappoint.

 

Revealed: This is the Order of the Most Watched Kenyan TV Stations and QTV has Shocked Me

The list of the most watched Kenyan television stations has eventually been released; guess what position your favorite TV station lies?

The top and the bottom positions are the ones that elicit more curiosity from most of the people as folks will definitely want to know which TV station leads and which one trails down there. Citizen TV tops the list with most viewership in the country while KASS TV has the least viewership.

QTV is has amazingly beaten eight other stations to be ranked fourth out of the twelve TV stations that were surveyed. The station is based on a Swahili platform and its success in competing favorably with establish English based station is a likely indication of how local content has come to be loved by Kenyans.

Here is the full list of all the twelve TV stations which were surveyed:

  1. Citizen TV
  2. NTV
  3. KTN
  4. QTV
  5. KBC
  6. K24
  7. KISS TV
  8. GBS
  9. FAMILY TV
  10. UTV
  11. SAYARE
  12. KASS TV

Necessary Noize Reuniting?

Well this is according to what Bamzigi posted on Social Media.

The former member of Necessary Noize hinted at a possible collaboration with one or both of his former group members. Here is his post:

Thanks to prayer and my faith in God almighty a lot of doors have been opening in abundance and giving me opportunities to do the things I love. Apart from landing a new gig I got a chance to release my sophomore solo album this year #ShadesOfMizuka (find it on waabeh.com.com) with one of the best Kenyan EDM fusion round these parts if I do say so myself which has opened doors for me on the international and pan- African music scene especially on the house music and EDM fusion category. So to reward my original 254 hip hop fans for being patient with me (The 1’s that made me when I was doing Kenyan hip hop strictly) I’m gonna hit you with some #HipHopMizuka tracks on a solo tip very soon so watch this space, plus I’m also linking up with #Kantai for a #HipHopMizukaEP project as well so we at #3050Muzik are out to blow your minds best believe that. Da #AfricanSuperman is back.

NB: Look out for a surprise collabo with one or both of my ex group mates from NN…….. You get the hint

Forget Dead Beat Kenya, This New Page Exposing Celebrities Is Scandalous!

Outrageous, vulgar and sensational.

These are words that can be used to describe a new page that is enjoying a meteoric rise in popularity on Facebook. The page Dead Beat Kenya Celebrities Edition is looking to kick Dead Beat Kenya off its pedestal as the spiciest page around.
The page which describes itself as “a group meant to expose the dirty secrets of Kenyan celebrities” also urges people to “Inbox the admin with the dirt on any celebrity with any dirt. You’ll be anonymous”

I went through their timeline, and some of the stories though entertaining were just off, so they should be taken with a grain of salt

Former Camp Mulla Songbird Miss Karun Surprisingly Reveals Her Ecstasy Moment (Video)

The lovely singer has pulled out one exhilarating video that sure will excite your desire to crave for more such kind of thrilling releases from her.

Whether she is doing a song with Camp Mulla or with any other artiste; Miss Karu always brings her ‘A’ game to the table and the results have always speak for itself. Fena Gitu has featured Miss Karun in their debut song Feels Good to give you one piece of super exquisite entertainment that will excite you.

The concept of the video for the song seems to have been derived from Kanye West and Rihanna’s song-All of the lights. Actually the two video have a similar concept with the only different being that Fena Gitu and Karun’s song does not warn viewers of the imminent danger that the video may pose to people with photosensitive epilepsy.

Fena and Karun’s video can actually trigger seizures for people with photosensitive epilepsy so for that reason, let me warn all of you before you watch the video to be cautious; here is the video:

 

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This is Why KTN’s “Poor Bukusu Baby” is Trending on Twitter

 

After KTN highlighted the plight of a three day old innocent baby in Bungoma who was about to be killed because of being born from a forbidden relationship; the story gained traction with twitter users in Kenya to see it make the cut to be among the trending items today.

The story send the whole country to shock when they heard about the horrific Bukusu culture that advocates for killing of babies who are born out of an incestuous relationships. The baby was reported to have been born out of a relationship between a man and his niece which is a taboo in the Bukusu culture. Kenyans on twitter however have turned out to be a panel of experts giving their interesting opinion about the incident.

Check out the some of the comments that twitter users were giving regarding the shocking occurrence:

Who are we to say who to live or die,..it’s said whoever hasn’t sinned to cast the 1st stone, let the child grow to maturity #poorbukusubaby

I think a commitee of experts should be sent to tht place to review those cultural laws tho.. #poorbukusubaby

#poorbukusubaby we are in the 21st century, we should learn to liv to the times else our cultures will die

There was #MyBukusuDarling and now its #PoorBukusuBaby…it has to be #Bukusu…#Banyala we want to trend pia

if ur culture is nt ready to evolve it shld prepare to be extinct #poorbukusubaby

you guyz @ktnkenya just made my day! Ati now the hashtag is #poorbukusubaby to make it trend like #mybukusudarling? clever one folks lool

Who are we to say who lives or dies, breathes or stops? #poorbukusubaby

#PoorBukusuBaby. Maybe we should just kill those old men who are still living in the past. Just saying.

#PoorBukusuBaby can grow 2bcome an MCA, MP, Senator or Governor or even marry an Asian lyk #mybukusudarling

Incest is evil, however, let he who is without sin cast the first stone. #poorbukusubaby

#PoorBukusuBaby Bukusu elder: The child born out of incest will be taken to a children’s home and the parents will later be punished

#PoorBukusuBaby is Born impartial of worlds cruelty. Its the Parents who should instead suffer the consequences.

#PoorBukusuBaby : In this modern age, you cannot end the life of the child due to that icident

Babies bring happiness and hope in the society. What changed though? #PoorBukusuBaby

What a shame! Such cultural laws are not for this century. #PoorBukusuBaby

I‘m a Bukusu and proud. However,I dont such retrogressive traditions and have personally seen such children grow to maturity #PoorBukusuBaby

Two wrongs never made a right.The #PoorBukusuBaby deserves to live but society reminded of need to uphold morals

#poorbukusubaby shouldn’t the elders be charged for attempted murder?

#PoorBukusuBaby those who wanted to kill the baby mei God judge them

A child is innocent. No need to kill. This tradition is inhumane and archaic!! #PoorBukusuBaby

The baby is innocent hence the goverment should step in an offer asylum #poorbukusubaby

What #PoorBukusuBaby This cant be happening in Kenya and today’s society which believes on some African cultures which the elders cant stand

Previously… #MyBukusuDarling Now… #PoorBukusuBaby

#PoorBukusuBaby the child should be allowed to live.

I think its time we abandon our long-gone cultural practices and beliefs! #PoorBukusuBaby

#poorBukusuBaby that inhuman to kill innocents child

#poorbukusubaby.. Those traditions are so out of time..

this story #PoorBukusuBaby story is disturbing not good to kill.

#poorbukusubaby – bring that baby to my custody. How? Why? Terminate a poor soul?  you never know the outcome

Instead of killing the child,take him/her to children homes for adoption #PoorBukusuBaby 

The innocent baby doesn’t know that she’s not needed in the society. #PoorBukusuBaby

#poorbukusubaby when will this long gone culture be abandoned and such people be accepted and face the consequences of their action

Baby born out of incest to be killed according to bukusu culture #PoorBukusuBaby

#PoorBukusuBaby A section of Bukusu elders stopped before killing a three day old child born out of incest

 

This Is What Robert Alai Has To Say About Capital F.M

Capital F.M celebrated its 18th birthday yesterday but sadly the station has not been performing as well as it used to.

Many say that the station is completely ‘bourgeois’ and does not appeal to the common mwananchi thus its slow decline. The horde of presenters with impressively applied store-bought nasal accents is not helping either.

But Robert Alai has ideas on how Capital can reclaim its former glory,and that is bring back the presenters who made Capital perform so well. Read on…

 

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Amazing Photos Of Natalie Tewa Who Survived The Grissly Accident With Wangechi The Rapper!!

 

Tiona Wangechi passed away last weekend, she was in the company of Wangechi the Rapper and Natalie Tewa, a model cum fashionista, Wangechi and Tewa were taken to the ICU at the Nairobi Hospital where they have been recuperating, 

Here are really cute photos of Natalie Tewa.

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Are you Talented in Music? Watch Out! Former BBA Contestant Oneal is in the Country Scouting for You!

Famously known as Oneezy, the Botswana-born artist represented his country well in the 8th edition of the Big Brother Africa and became fifth in the rankings.

And now he has in the country not just for tourism purposes but also to search for talented artists who will feature in his yet to be launched Pan African Music Tape.

Are you talented? Watch out! You could be the one Oneezy is looking for.

Only Ghafla! Kenya is the right place to let you know how and where to get him. So keep Ghafla! Kenya.

Missed Eric Wainaina? Check Out His New Exciting Song

Are you a fanatic of Eric Wainaina? Well the inspirational singer has just retouched one of his songs to give you a blend that will leave you yearning for more.

Could it be the fans who were demanding for more from Eric Wainaina to compel him to do the remix of Sing Mercy? Eric is urging all of you to sing mercy all around the world; the song will appeal to you more if you have a thing for Eric’s songs. Known for his passion in singing about every day’s phenomena; Eric gives his song the personal touch to make the rhymes flow deep inside your soul.

The song is a culmination of Eric wonderful work and you sure need to listen to this new one if RnB music truly uplifts you to another level. Here is the song check it out:

 

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My Party People! Galileo Lounge Presents to You Oneal, a Botswana Dj Playing Tonight

Oneal accomplished a lot yesterday during his media interview and he did enjoy the reception and versatility of Nairobi. 
 
Today is his second day of tour and here is his schedule;
 
1. Homeboyz Radio. 
    G-Money in the morning. 
    With G Money & Calvin the intern 
 
2. X Fm Radio station at 03:30pm -4pm
 
3. Magazine interview at 5 pm. 
    Male magazine. 
 
4. Kiss Tv with Dj hypnotic. 
    At 11pm.
   
Catch the Botswana professional radio Dj tonight at Galileo lounge. Where he will be spreading his magic on the decks.
 
 

Meet KTN’s Ben Kitili When he was Ashy and Washed Up (Photo)

All the gold that glitters at some point were muddy and had to be cleaned to get that shinning look; Well a look at an old photo of KTN news anchor Ben Kitili back then while he was still tarmacking will amaze you.

Throw backs are always meant for fork to laugh about their past and remember the journey to their current success; it is not malevolence but simply to excite people by giving them a chance to look at the other side of a person beyond the usual look that people are familiar with. When I look at Ben Kitili’s look back then I cannot help it but laugh my lungs out. This dude has completely transformed; his physical appearance back then and now are completely different.

Talk of money boosting the look of someone then you need to see Kitili’s two different looks to understand the truth of this statement. Check out the photo here:

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American Rapper 2 Chainz Is Coming To Kenya!

Yes you read that right; ‘Birthday Song’ rapper is coming to Kenya.

Ladies and gentlemen, the date is November 1 at The Carnivore restaurant. What’s even better is that Kenya is the only country in Africa that he is visiting, Take that South Africa!

Furthermore, Kenya is the only place outside the United States that he is visiting.

His visit to Kenya is part of his latest tour that will also take him to New York and Minnesota.

Here are the tour dates according to his website:

 

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And Facebook Page

 

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Are You Anticipating the Launch of Big Brother Africa? First Meet Kenya’s Representative!

Africa’s biggest and most watched, admired and loved reality show is around the corner! How you have braced yourself for the show is a topic for another day but for now, you simply need to know who is representing you down the South, and that’s what Ghafla! Kenya is giving you.

It’s a he! He is a radio drama director. He is an actor. He is a MC. Above all he is a proud dad of three kids. His name is ALUSA!

As he describes himself, Alusa says that he an ambitious individual with additional characteristics of being out-spoken, spiritual, generous and mysterious.

He believes that Big Brother Africa is the best place for exposure and can give the best platform for one to share his lifestyle.

Alusa says that his favourite musicians are Sauti Sol, P Square, Mafikizolo and Salif Keita. He also likes watching Afro cinema, the Exes and national geography.

He hails from Kakamega, and so loves the place and Mombasa. Whether that explains his love for Ugali with chicken stew and traditional vegetables we can’t tell. Outside Africa, Alusa loves Brazil because of its rich culture.

More Kenyan representatives are expected to be unveiled. Keep Ghafla! Kenya for a comprehensive coverage.

The Big Brother Africa will be launched on 5th October, 2014 and Ghafla! Kenya wishes Alusa all the best.

This is What President Uhuru Kenyatta and Singer Akon are Planning (Photos)

 

First they met in the US when the president was on an official visit there for the US-Africa Leaders’ Summit in Washington DC ; Akon has now paid the president a visit and details of their meeting is now open to the public.

After visiting the president at State House yesterday; the president has now revealed that the Senegalese born American musician was working with his government on a project that is geared towards lighting up the Kibera slum and other parts of rural Kenya. The project is part of Akon’s Lighting Africa project that aims to provide electricity to a million households across the continent by the end of the year.

The president commended Akon for being a role model to African youth and encouraged others to emulate him by investing back in their mother countries; he further welcomed the initiative and promised to give him all the support he needs. Here are the photos of the president and Akon at State House Nairobi:

 

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Did Mother-In Law’ Actress ‘Celina’ And Her Tahidi High Boyfriend Get Engaged Secretly? (Photo)

While most showbiz personalities often publicise their engagements within minutes of getting betrothed, some choose to keep their marriage plans under wraps.

We wondered if this was the case for Catherine Kamau (Celina)whom you know from Mother-In-Law after she posted a VERY suggestive photo.

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She had raised one of her hands and was sporting two rings one on her ring finger, the other on her middle finger. The caption to the picture was also very suggestive:

Hello people pretty excited today!!! #thankful #blessed #whenjesussaysyes #nobodycansayno

We called up Catherine but she said that she was not engaged, but if she gets engaged we shall be the first to know

Musician Jaguar Helps a Youth Group Acquire a 32-Seater Matatu (Photos)

 

The philanthropic Jaguar has done a good deed to the community again by assisting a youth acquire a matatu which the latter will use to generate income to their lives.

Do you remember the bible’s Parable of the talents where three servants were given talents by their master to see how they would invest it? Well One Centimeter hit maker also gave some youth talents to see what they will do of the little they were given. About four years ago; Jaguar bought five youths five mkokoteni (carts) at Ngara and told them to work hard and save Ksh 50,000 each then he would help them buy a bus. The five youth worked hard and managed to save Ksh 600,000 in a single account over a span of four years.

True to his words; Jaguar reached out to the five youth and assisted them buy the matatu; the matatu was bought at central farmers garage and it now operates along Thika road route. Jaguar revealed that the formed Easy youth group will now reach out to other youth and make a big society group and add more buses. Jaguar also helped other seven youth start their own businesses by providing them with capital. Here are the photos of Jaguar handing on the bus to the youth group:

 

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19th September 2014:Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

The much awaited Friday is finally here; work going folks can ultimately exhale as they look forward to that relaxing and fun weekend. Just allow me to hook you up with the top ten hottest articles to add something nice to your beautiful morning; check them here:

 

#1CABU GAH DIARIES: Did Pastor Kanyari just UNDRESS a sick woman infront of a packed Church??? WOW! What happened to the Worldwide nipple rule???

#2REVEALED: This Is What Caused The Death Of Shiru Wa G.P’s Son

#3Gospel Musician Loses Her Son, Burial Set For Today

#4Bonoko Fired From Ghetto Radio?

#5Has Socialite Corazon Kwamboka Finally Decided to Loose Her Voluptuous Sexy Body? (Photos)

#6This is Why Caroline Mutoko and Ciku Muiruri Are Among the Top Ten Most Hated Women in Kenya

#7Big Brother Africa Hotshots’ First Three Contestants Revealed; Guess Who the Kenyan Representative is?

#8Top Ten Trending Images In Nairobi This Morning

#9Ciku Muiruri Reacts to Being Named One of the ‘Most Hated Kenyan Women’

#10Otoyo and KTN’s Mashirima Kapombe: TV Stars Stir Up Dating Speculation

Corazon Is Getting Married!! This is How/Why

Yes, a sigh of relief, This took long but… Finally …Someone became the wifeable type.

This will sound really sexist of me but hey, there is someone .who came up with ‘democracy’ something about opinions, and i really don’t mind being opinionated, 

You Know Corazon? The corazon? The one girl who is seriously butt-blessed?  She took to instagram moments ago to vouch for her cookery, apparently she made chapatis by herself, yes, you don’t get it? I mean, someone like her moving about a small kitchen is bound to be problematic, you know with her rear bumping against everything, and probably getting lost in the dough.

look at a screen shot of what she just posted!

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I think i want to try my luck-