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You Have Two Days Left to Register For Deejaying Lessons With Dj Mo. This is What You Need to Know First

System Unit Academy helps upcoming DJs maximize their potential on the spinning decks to be something in the entertainment circle just like DJ Mo himself.

In Nairobi, the System Rave Dj Academy has flourished and the two schools are located in the CBD (Anniversary Towers) and Komarock and now there is a new one is at Prime Plaza 5th floor, room number 504, in Nakuru.

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If you are in Nakuru and you have a passion in mixing, better pay System Unit a visit. They are the best you can ever wish to train with!

Registration is still on progress! Hurry while the opening is still available.

 

Thugs Invade Joey Muthengi’s Home

Joey Muthengi is not new to the industry having hosted her first show ‘Can You Dance’ back in the day.

After her first stint on Kenyan TV, Joey joined ‘Hits Not Homework’ on Capital F.M before leaving it to host the last season of Tusker Project fame. The young lass who now works for ‘Sugar and Spice’ on Ebru TV yesterday had an unwelcome visit from some hooligans. According to her brother Holy Dave, thugs visited their Machakos home last night and gassed their pets who doubled up as security dogs.

Lucky for them no one was harmed and robbers did not steal anything.The dogs who have been their faithful companions for about a decade however did not manage to escape with their lives.

This is what Holy Dave wrote regarding the incident:

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Thugs visited our Machakos home at night and gassed our 3 pets/security dogs. Fortunately the security guards were not harmed and the thugs didn’t manage to break in. The dogs have served us well and kept us safe for over 10 years and we’ll miss them. They died on the frontline… Salute. RIP. Cc @joeymuthengi

Joey Muthengi is not new to the industry having hosted her first show ‘Can You Dance’ back in the day. After her first stint on Kenyan TV, Joey joined ‘Hits Not Homework’ on Capital F.M before leaving it to host the last season of Tusker Project fame. The young lass who now works for ‘Sugar and Spice’ on Ebru TV yesterday had an unwelcome visit from some hooligans. According to her brother Holy Dave, thugs visited their Machakos home last night and gassed their pets who doubled up as security dogs.

Lucky for them no one was harmed and they did not steal anything.

The dogs who have been their faithful companions for about a decade however did not manage to escape with their lives.

This is what Holy Dave wrote regarding the incident:

Thugs visited our Machakos home at night and gassed our 3 pets/security dogs. Fortunately the security guards were not harmed and the thugs didn’t manage to break in. The dogs have served us well and kept us safe for over 10 years and we’ll miss them. They died on the frontline… Salute. RIP. Cc @joeymuthengi

NTV News Anchor Passes Away

 

The Nation Media Group and NTV in particular was engulfed by the sad news of the passing away of one of their esteemed news anchors yesterday.

Rose Nankabirwa, a news anchor with NTV Uganda succumbed to a cancerous condition she has been battling for quite some time.

Rose has been battling cancer for a while now after doctors detected the ailment following increased pain. She died at the Agha Khan Hospital in Nairobi where she had been flown for treatment.

Rose was one of the most established and good looking news anchor in Uganda and her passing away is a big loss to the entire NTV fraternity.

The somber loss could be soon on Yvonne Mainge as she broke the news last evening, paying a wonderful tribute to Rose and sending a sincere condolence to the family and friends of the deceased.

Here are some clips showing Rose on air during her good days:

 

Good Morning Maina Kageni And King’ang’i? Thank You Very Much For Advancing Tribalism in Kenya, Thank You

 

I tuned in to Maina and King’angi in the morning this fine Monday morning, actually I didn’t tune in I was in a matatu where the station of choice was Classic 105 in the morning.

And I was scandalized by the topic of conversation in the morning ‘women many Kenyan men avoid – Kikuyu women! I was nauseated to say the least and i muttered a cold WTF under my breath as the woman slitted next to me shifted uncomfortably.

The topic of discomfiture was inspired by a Monday pull out in Standard. Maina posed these questions on his Facebook Page

“Why do Kenyan men fear marrying Kikuyu women? Here’s the startling truth – almost every man in Nairobi has dated a Kikuyu woman or has a Kikuyu girlfriend …but they never marry them. Why is that so?

Statistics also show that there’s an interestingly high number of single mums in urban centers …and most of them are Kikuyu. Why is this??

Are you a Kikuyu woman helplessly searching for a husband? You have dated them all but none wants to wife you? Are Kikuyu women unmarriageable? Shida iko wapi na akina Mumbi? Talk to me.”

As much as Maina gets people talking, I felt that this was a reach. Just a topic encouraging bashing on a certain tribe. I believe this topic was in bad taste, not because I am a proud Kikuyu woman , but because this topic will just create a further divide at a time where Kenya is in mourning, at a time when we need to stick together. Not divided on tribal shenanigans.

This was uncalled for, for someone who has such a huge listenership. Why are you feeding the demon that is tribalism which we have been trying to fight for such a long time?

Talk about your usual topics of men who stay for two weeks without bathing and their women put up with them, men whose manhood is the size of a triple A battery and women who don’t like their kids and other things which you might deem entertaining but not matters which have lead to grave consequences such as tribalism.

I think that’s overstepping! Anyhow, as you were.

 

Trying to Follow Lupita’s Footsteps, X-Fm Presenter Nick Ndeda Lands Himself a Role in an Adults Show

Deceit, cover up and false identity abound in this hilarious comedy filled with innuendo and cruelly funny turns of fate

Hilarious Comedy April Thu 16 at 6pm, Fri 17 at 6 & 8pm, Sat 18 at 3, 6 & 8pm and Sun 19 at 3 & 6 pm at Alliance Francaise

STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY

In this hilarious comedy of riotous marital misunderstandings, a couple attempts to flee the country. With the police in hot pursuit, they assume various identities as they battle to keep their secrets secret. Produced by Abuto Eliud, this MUST-SEE witty  and intelligently crafted COMEDY will definitely keep you on the edge of your seat.

The star-studded cast of Kirumburu Ng’ang’a, Nick Ndeda, Janet Kirina, Diana Mulwa, Justin Mirichii, Martin Githinji and Robert Agengo delightfully lift up the story to a crescendo as cover-ups and marital mishaps take root…Veteran director Mbeki Mwalimu teams up with FCA’s talented creative Wangari Gioche to direct this laugh-a-minute comedy. The stage manager is Beauty Ayoma while Nina Mwiti is the production assistant.

Tickets @500/=. Advance tickets on sale at only 400 bob till Tuesday April 7th. Pay via Mpesa BUY GOODS Till Number 811120. Call 0726524124/0728130134, Airtel: 0734524124 or call 0202025811. Email: info@fcakenya.co.ke.

Tickets on sale at Alliance Francaise reception, Asanand Music Shop on Moi avenue, 8to8 Mall next to Jazz Bar and Metz Photo Lab, Revlon Plaza, Tubman Rd, Off Kimathi St., Lower ground floor, Next to Bazaar Hse, Opposite Total Petrol Station. Tickets for DON’T LET ME GO are in high demand! So go on, get your ticket today. You will not be disappointed. Treat yourself to a thrilling evening of high quality entertainment.

 

13th April, 2015: Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

Monday morning, cold in the capital but things must go as planned. And as u hustle and bustle to beat the Monday blues and be productive, here are the ten things making headlines this morning.

#1 Orie Rogo Manduli Tears At Vera Sidika’s Bodacious Buttocks. Calls Them ‘Foam and Plastic’ .This Is How Vera Sidika Fired Back!

#2 Brenda Wairimu Shows Off Her Curvaceous Post Pregnancy Bod. Juliani Is A Lucky Man (Photo)

#3 President Uhuru Goes Down The History Books AGAIN! See What He Did This Time Round (Photos)

#4 Kenyan Socialite Accused Of Bedding Davido During His Stay In Kenya Speaks Out

#5 Citizen TV’s Celina Jumps To The Defence Of Her Husband. Find Out why

#6 Even Before The Beef Started, Willy Paul Had Already Started Mocking Bahati. See What He Was Caught On Camera Doing

#7 10 Funniest Break-up Messages Of All Time!

#8 Vera Sidika Takes Battle To Lupita Nyong’o’s Doorstep! Find Out Why Gor Mahia Fans Are Likely To Pelt Her With Stones

#9 These Are The Weirdest Billboards You’ve Ever Seen!! (photos)

#10 Bahati Speaks For The First Time Since Accusing Willy Paul Of Stealing His Songs…Find Out Why He Is Apologising To His Nemesis

TRAGEDY: Over 100 UoN Students From Kikuyu Campus Injured In Assumed Al-Shabaab Attack!

 

Over 100 students from the University of Nairobi were Sunday morning injured following a stampede after a power transformer exploded.

 The 4am incident which happened at the university’s Kikuyu campus caused confusion and panic as many students mistook the explosion for a terrorist attack.

This forced students to scamper for safety with many jumping from as high as the sixth floor of their hostels…ultimately ending up with ghastly injuries.

Many sustained serious injuries and were immediately rushed to hospital.

About 100 were admitted to Kenyatta National Hospital while others were taken to St Teresa and Karen hospitals.

Initial reports indicated that several of them were critically injured.

The stampede was caused by fears among students that the loud noise from the explosion of the transformer could have been an attack by Al-Shabaab terrorists.

This comes two weeks after 148 people died at the Garissa University College following an attack by the Somalia-based terrorist group.

Students are still receiving frantic medical care. We wish them the quickest recovery.

SAD.

 

After Showing Yards And Yards Of Skin, Mike Sonko’s Daughter Tears At Critics And Haters On Social Media. Details Here.

After teasing team mafisi in a bikini photo, Salma got what everyone that has a life gets upon posting sexy photos on social media. Team Hyenas went wild , It was too funny to see guys begging for her attention on her instagram account. But that was half the story, the full version is that moral gods on social media thought that she was not entitled to getting a tan especially with her being the daughter of the Nairobi senator. 

 So our lady got trolled and trolled, then some more. Folks even quoted “exhibitionism” -which involves exposing one’s genitals or sexual organs to a stranger, falls under the psychiatric sexual disorders category of paraphilias, “abnormal or unnatural attraction” or obsession with unusual sexual practices or with sexual activity involving non-consenting or inappropriate partners.

How fast did we get to that? You could say “that escalated fast”. Anyway, when our lady could not take it anymore, she crawled to her little corner on Instagram and penned this…

“…Some people hate you for a reason Some people love you for a reason Yet am still me and you remain to be you
If you have a problem with how i dress..what i post…my language tafadhali peleka uzee mbali na mimi i have no time for haters if your bitch doesn’t wear bikini thats not my problem am not your wife or your mother or even your child to tell what i can wear or what is good for me to post this is my page i can post what i want and what i feel like if you dont like it unfollow please i dont have time for stupidty nkt…”

Yes, She posted that. Lets wait for Kot  to prepare their comeback. 

 

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KOT Roast Former Beauty Queen Emma Too

Emma Too’s hauntingly gorgeous face has been a topic of conversation for a while now, but the former beauty queen is making headlines for the wrong thing this time.

She made some comments on Twitter that have rubbed off Kenyans the wrong way especially the rascal and Nyayo House part:

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Kenyans on Twitter were not too happy about being referred to as rascals and this are some of their reactions:

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World’s First Head Transplant Set To Take Place In 2017. If It Fails, the Consequences Are Worse Than Death

On December 3, 1967 at the Groote Schuur Hospital in Cape Town, the first human heart transplant was performed by a South African surgeon, Christiaan Barnard. This surgery marked a breakthrough in medicine.

And 50 years later, a 30-year-old computer scientist from Russia, will be putting his life on the line for the world’s first Head Transplant. Yep you read that right.

Basically it’s your head being completely cut of then transplanted on an entirely different body.
But as you can imagine the surgery is extremely delicate and if it fails the patient will die or worse undergo something so agonizing that death will look like a walk in the park. You can check out the procedure here

According to the Christopher Hootan of The Independent  the surgery is expected to take 36 hours with the help of 150 doctors and nurses .And there is “the possibility that the body will reject his head and he will die, the patients fate could be considerably worse than death”.

And experienced neurosurgeons are against it. Such as Dr Hunt Batjer, the president of the American Association for Neurological Surgeons who says thatI would not wish this on anyone. I would not allow anyone to do it to me as there are a lot of things worse than death.”


If the surgery succeeds, there is still the big question how the surgery will affect the patients mind and there is a possibility of the patient having a “never experienced level and quality of insanity”.

The question many of you are asking why is this young Russian man willing to wade in these unchartered waters with Dr. Sergio Canavero as head surgeon? Well, because he suffers from a degenerative muscular disease called Werdnig-Hoffmann and his health is rapidly declining as people with this condition do not live past 20 years.

The whole surgery sounds extremely painful and sounds like something right off a horror movie, but you can blame the volunteer, after all who does not was to preserve his life?

 

You Wont Believe What Sonko’s Youngest 7 Year Old Daughter Can Do At Her Age

While the older sister Salma is courting controversy and leaving team Mafisi leering at her sizzling bikini photos on Instagram, the youngest Sonko daughter is doing something rather impressive.

Sandra shocked people on Instagram after her father uploaded a video of a Vitz being driven by the 7-year-old girl — with a visibly wound up baby Osinya riding in the front.

The noticeably overjoyed father, Mike Sonko expressed just how excited he was when Sandra got behind the wheel writing this “Proud of you daughter@sandra mbuvi”

 

 

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While the older sister Salma is courting controversy and leaving team Mafisi leering at her sizzling bikini photos on Instagram, the youngest Sonko daughter is doing something rather impressive

Sandra shocked people on Instagram after her father uploaded a video of a Vitz being driven by the 7-year-old girl — with a visibly wound up baby Osinya riding in the front.

The noticeably overjoyed father, Mike Sonko expressed just how excited he was when Sandra got behind the wheel writing this “Proud of you daughter@sandra mbuvi

 

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Is Your Child Doing This Over The Holidays As You’re Busy Working?

 

The holidays are here and school children are at home enjoying themselves. So, are you among the countless parents who are worried like each second that passes by where or what their children are doing?

Or do you have brothers, sisters; cousins who you know are idling at home? Better still, are you interested in them learning some arts related stuff?

Then, the Artistic Children Holiday Program will be of interest to you. What is It about, you wonder?

Well, it’s a two week program that involves creative minds from TVC TV Cosmopolitan coming together equipped with a variety of skills and experience in drama, fine art: drawing and painting, writing and children TV program and are open and willing to share it out to anyone interested.

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The Arts today has opened up lucrative careers for many people worldwide, actors, musicians, painters, name them. In Kenya, Churchil, Eric Omondi, Jalang’o, Tanya former Tahidi High actress, Govi and Baha of Machachari as well as top News anchors today all will ascertain that, they started from such programs.

This coming week, take your kids to learn these skills at the Kenya National Library. By having them engaged in Art, you are assured that, they will be doing something constructive not forgetting exposure and knowledge.

 

So This Is What Bebe Cool Was Doing In Kenya

Ugandan megastar Moses Sali commonly known by his stage name Bebe Cool is back to the country where it all began.

Just like Chameleone, Bebe Cool’s career soared when he came to Kenya and was among the first artistes associated with Ogopa DJs.

For his new video called “Old Skool (Wah Kinda)” , Bebe cool teams with the now legendary  duo that is a production power house and record label ,Ogopa Deejays.

Check it out:

 

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Orie Rogo Manduli Tears At Vera Sidika’s Bodacious Buttocks. Calls Them ‘Foam and Plastic’ .This Is How Vera Sidika Fired Back!

Well, this is an unlikely battle. You hear of socialites fighting other socialites, but when a politician fights a socialite this is a rare sight indeed.

Orie Rogo was super-peeved on learning that Vera Sidika was picked to host the highly rated Miss Bum Bum contest in Nakuru especially a time when Kenya was going through a difficult patch read the Garissa Attack.

And she expressed her disgruntlement in a text to the Nairobian. Part of the text read “What did The Nairobian do over Easter in Nakuru? Why are you misguiding our youth? Does Vera have to tell us how she ‘exercises’ her foam and plastic buttocks?”  (The buttocks part was in response to an interview with the Nairobian where Vera revealed how she exercises her butt.

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And Vera replied with this “Tell Orie that I will personally call and tell her about any new butt implants,” adding that “I understand everything that went down in Garissa, but at the end of the day, we must make money to earn a living. Orie goes to the office while I go to the club or any other place I need to appear.” she said.

What do you make of this beef guys ?

After Helping Nigeria’s President-Elect Win A Historic Presidential Election, Former KTN News Anchor Offers Her Services To More Nigerian Politicians

Former KTN screen siren, Cynthia Nyamai, is probably the most sought after public relations practitioner in Africa’s most populous country. She had a hand in Muhammadu Buhari’s presidential election win.

Kenyans are the smartest people in the entire continent! At least I have evidence to support this assertion.

Look at it this way; we invented mobile money transfer system, we sent Lupita to dominate Hollywood, we gave Americans their President and recently, we sent our very own, Cynthia Nyamai, to assist Nigerians select their President.

Well, after playing a pivot role in winning the 72 year-old Buhari a historic election, Cynthia didn’t stop there. She went on to offer her services to more Nigerian politicians eying seats on the forthcoming gubernatorial elections.

See also: Nigeria’s President-Elect Has Former KTN News Anchor To Thank For His Historic Win. See What She Did For Him

The former news anchor-cum- communication consultant is confident her clients will sweep up a staggering 90% of the gubernatorial seats.

“1 year well spent in Nigeria my second home! Just finished gubernatorial campaigns and I’m confident APC will sweep up 90% of the gubernatorial seats tomorrow.” Wrote Cynthia.

I would have doubted that statement a couple of weeks ago, but seeing what she did with Buhari, Cynthia is surely capable of moving mountains.

Nigeria’s gubernatorial elections will be held tomorrow, hours after the tallying of votes, we will know how true Cynthia’s words were.

 

The Biggest Ever Creme Effect Party Is Going Down Tomorrow!Its Gonna Be Mad Wild & Crazy

We all know Crème De La Crème never disappoints. In case you didn’t know, the mix master is a whiz on the spinning decks. In case you missed out on Hakuna Matata festival, by now you know it was epic,epic epic!

Guess where he will be this coming Saturday? All roads will be leading to the exquisite Ladida Lounge in Rongai because there is where the party is going down.

The Crème effect will be felt in Rongai and all of you should be making your way there. Dressing code is creamy and stylish. Remember its happening at Ladida Lounge tomorrow, Saturday the 11th.

Well, we meet there, and party like we never did before! Tell a friend to tell their friends.

Kaberere Remembered: Celebrities Pour In Heartfelt Tributes

 

Thanksgiving service for the departed gospel legend, Peter Kahura Kaberere, was held today. Even before celebrities gathered at Parklands Baptist Church, they shared memories they remembered of their fallen colleague.

Kaberere’s death caused sorrow not only to members of his family but it also left a deep hollow in the hearts of most of his fellow gospel artists.

Celebrities have taken to social media to reveal a thing or two about Kaberere. Some couldn’t hide their emotions, it’s clear they are still heartbroken about his death.

Check out some of the moving tributes celebrities poured in below:

Benachi: Those we love don’t go away, they walk beside us every day. Unseen unheard but always near..I celebrate you, we celebrate you. Kaberere you are a legend.

DK Kwenye Beat: Words are hard to describe feelings,I have always been better with images. Yet writing down how much I miss you, Seems to give me more tranquility. Writing to let go, to give this all a place. It will never heal, it will never go away, but just learning to give it time and space.

Lady Bee: I gave my life to Christ 2012 and I met a friend who was more than a brother to me #Kabz alikua beste yangu yaani tugeongea, tucheke alinionyesha true side ya love ya Christ. I will always thank God kwa ile time nilimjua.

Size 8: Together in loving memory of a dear friend.

DJ Mo: One like one legacy he left

Hope Kid: 1 year down the line and it all feels like it’s yesterday bro…We miss you soo MUCH KABERERE….

Boniface Mwangi: In a world full of evil people,death took one of the best, Kaberere. Why?

 

Huddah Monroe Visits The Largest Church Building In The World To Pray

As Kenyans and other sympathizers from the world over join hands to pray following the grueling attack on Garissa University College which left 147 Kenyans dead, socialite Huddah Monroe has travelled to Europe to visit the most famous and largest church building in the world.

Huddah has posted photos of herself outside the Notre-Dame de Paris building in Paris France where she has cited a prayer from.

The socialite is known to visit various parts of the world in a bid to enjoy herself and this time round it is Paris that is hosting her.

From Notre-Dame de Paris, Huddah is asking God to forgive her her sins and redeem her from the hands of the devil.

She also asks God to give her her daily bread and lead her out of temptations. Guess this prayer will definitely be answered.

Here is the photo Huddah shared from France:

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Notre-Dame, is a historic Catholic cathedral on the eastern half of the Île de la Cité in the fourth arrondissement of Paris, France.[2] The cathedral is widely considered to be one of the finest examples of French Gothic architecture, and it is among the largest and most well-known church buildings in the world. The naturalism of its sculptures and stained glass are in contrast with earlier Romanesque architecture.

 

Vera Sidika Takes Battle To Lupita Nyong’o’s Doorstep! Find Out Why Gor Mahia Fans Are Likely To Pelt Her With Stones

Vera Sidika and Lupita Nyongo are among the most famous celebrities in Kenya today thanks to their engagements in different activities that have catapulted them into the limelight.

While Vera is a socialite who has made a name for herself after making use of her body and what her mama gave her, Lupita Nyong’o is a household name in the world today thanks to her success as a thespian who has wowed the globe with her prowess in the acting industry.

The former has been embroiled in controversy before but this has not taken her down as her fame keeps growing each day.

And now it is all between Vera Sidika and Lupita Nyong’o as the two are destined to face each other over the weekend.

It is a Super Sunday come this weekend as Gor Mahia and AFC Leopards, the most established football clubs in Kenya, face each other in the Mashemeji Derby.

We all know the rivalry between the two clubs and now Vera has lined herself against Lupita Nyong’o. While Vera represents AFC Leopards, Lupita will be representing Gor Mahia.

A photo of the two has been doing round social media showing Vera and Lupita lined up against each other, with each celebrity representing their favourite team.

And Vera has shared it on her instagram account saying:

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Brenda Wairimu Shows Off Her Curvaceous Post Pregnancy Bod. Juliani Is A Lucky Man (Photo)

Brenda Wairimu is now showing off her sylphlike post-baby body after giving birth to her daughter Amor with Juliani earlier this year.

The 20-something year old mum of one shared a photo showing off her curvaceous body in a pair of ripped jeans,  a curve-hugging tank top and snow-white braids.

 

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The couple, who have dated for about 2 years welcomed their adorable baby girl early February and it’s amazing how fantastic she looks considering a few months ago, she was heavy with child.

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This is Where All of You Should Go if You Want to Assist all the Garissa Masacre victims

 

2nd April 2015! This day will forever be blemished in our hearts as the day we lost 147 innocent souls in the hands of heartless terrorists. The day a dark cloud engulfed our beautiful country and by the time it disappeared, the whole land was filled with desolation and heartache.

There is nothing we can do as a citizenry now apart from mourn our deserted brothers and sisters and maybe assist their families in whatever way. Being Friday, how about organizing your whole crew and visiting Chiromo mortuary with some goodie bags? I know I am. You know, participate in a worthy cause before heading to the clubs later on and drinking in the memory of the departed young souls.

One thing we have to commend however is the way everyone has joined hands together in an aim to make sure the dark cloud to go away. The government, Ministry of Interior, Ministry of Health, Ministry of Education, Kenya Red Cross and other departments.

Airtel has also not been left behind in this worthy cause as they have gone ahead to set up a zero rated Airtel money Paybill Number 858585to coordinate the fundraising effort towards the medical care and support of the victims of the tragedy which will definitely come in handy considering the many schedules most of us have.

Follow these easy steps to make your contribution:

Go to Airtel money Menu>Paybill>”Other”>858585 as business name>Amount>PIN>Type in “Garissa” as reference

 

Gitobu Imanyara Badly Trolls KBC Channel 1 And Nairobi Aviation College (Photo)

KBC has made headlines today after its sub-editor made a typo that has gotten even politician-cum-lawyer Gitobu trolling badly on twitter.

Imanyara has shared the typo made on the TV station’s headline where instead of bereaved the headline read: Mourning with the BELIEVED.

The headline should have instead read: Mourning with the Bereaved.

Gitobu has gone ahead to include Nairobi Aviation College in the troll, saying that the editor must have gone through the institution to land in KBC.

This fresh turn of events will not go down well with Nairobi Aviation Students who demonstrated the last time NTV aired the rot in their college.

Here is what KBC did:

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President Barack Obama Will Not Be Deterred From Coming To Kenya By Garissa Terror Attack. Find Out What He Had To Say About The Siege And His Trip

 

Al Shabaab’s grisly attack on Garissa hasn’t made the world’s most powerful man change his mind about visiting the country his father called home. As a matter of fact, the American President vowed to stand by the country in its fight against terrorism.

Obama’s July trip to Kenya is still on course as it was earlier planned. The US president himself confirmed he will be visiting the nation even after the bloody Garissa University Collage attack revealed the country was still vulnerable to terrorist attack.

The American leader penned a letter to Kenyans to express his condolences to the victims of the bloodbath. He commended the heroism of members of Kenyan security forces who lost their lives to save the survivors of the attack.

Obama also emphasized the future of Kenya will be shaped by the achievement of young people like the ones who lost their lives at Garissa attack. He said he would be relying the same message to Kenyans during his July visit.

See his letter below:

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Ghafla Exclusive: Tony Mochama(Smitta Smitten) Finally Speaks About His Life, Upcoming Book And New Girlfriend After He Was Accused of Sexual Molestation 6 Months Ago

 6 months ago,Tonny Mochama,the gifted wordsmith was minding his business when,out of the blue,two sex activists crawled from the woodwork to try and tie him to a fictitious sexual molestation case. And then his world fell apart.

After what he calls a very successful and blissful weekend, the last thing Tonny Mochama( Smitta Smitten) expected is a bunch of middle-aged,conniving activists to blow up on Twitter and try to not only malign his name and venerable reputation but also drag him into some legal mud he’d still be fighting to get out of…6 months later.

The ladies in question are Wambui Mwangi and Shalija Patel …..and around October 2014, these ladies descended on Twitter-I’m surprised they knew how to use Twitter-and,for the next 2 billion hours or so,made sure that Smitta Smitten would be the TRENDING TOPIC. Why? Well,because,according to their very fertile imaginations, Tonny had sexually molested one of them-Shalija Patel,the grey-haired bald-headed poet-cum-i-don’t-know-what-else.

They tweeted the whole universe asking them to disassociate with Smitta Smitten ASAP! They also,ceaselessly, tweeted Smitta’s employers,publishers and sponsors, telling them that Smitta was an unscrupulous, sexual predator who deserved neither a job nor sponsorship.

Well, the case blew up in gigantic ways….And now 6 months later, I sought out  Smitta Smitten for a follow-up interview. And he was more than willing to graciously accord me a sitting.

We sat yesterday over ‘vinywajis’ as he likes to call them, and had quite a chat….

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CABU GAH: Thank you for making time for this interview bro…Let’s launch right in. So,the case came….and you were dragged to court. Were you acquitted or what!?

Smitta: Acquitted?? I was NEVER even charged! Leave alone acquitted! There were NO grounds to charge me…to sustain the dubious, implausible ‘case’ these hate peddlers thought they had on me…It all fell apart…just like that!

CG: Just like that!?

Smitta: Just like that! There was NO evidence whatsoever… And you know, the courts hate having their time wasted…We couldn’t stay forever in a court determining a crime that never even happened in the first place…

CG: Wow! So….tell Me, why would two fellow poets and writers sit down and cook up a cock-and-bull story just to frame you and watch you fall!?

Smitta: I wouldn’t know! It’s just preposterous! I had been having a beef with Shalija though…been having a beef with her for almost the last ten years…I guess she must have grabbed an opportunity to finally nail me and win this whole beef thing…I wouldn’t know…

CG: What was the beef all about!?

SMITTA: It wasn’t even personal…It was professional. Professional beef bro…You know…We are both writers,poets,linguists…I had been critiquing her work for long…and making caricatures of her in my segment Scene @t..it was all in a day’s work…nothing personal…

CG: But we all know that Scene At is a humor segment… And that you are a satirist…and use sarcasm a lot in your articles…especially as Smitta Smitten…why wouldn’t see that too?

SMITTA: Cabu, some people take themselves too seriously…

CG: I know…I mean, I know a no-nonsense female politician from Central Kenya who sued the political parody show XYZ for making fun of her…

SMITTA: Some people will never see the humor in anything… And thus, will always want to personalize anything they deem detrimental to their ‘image’. Crazy!

CG: Where were you when this whole nonsense first started?

SMITTA: I had had what I would call the best weekend ever…I had just performed at STORY MOJA FESTIVAL..Infact, I am the only local poet who was given the most time and segments to perform among all local other local poets and writers…and then I watched my favorite Football team Chelsea play against Man-City the following Sunday… It was a beautiful, beautiful weekend…

CG: And then….

SMITTA: And then I woke up on Monday morning feeling like shit…You know …all Monday mornings suck…(Laughs) I woke Up feeling like crap! And then I took my laptop…to log into Facebook…I remember very well..I wanted to make a Facebook update…but to this day, I never got around to making that update …

CG: What was the update? What was it about!?

SMITTA: I remember very well, I wanted to update: “After the most Beautiful Sunday night, comes the most dreadful Monday morning…”

CG: Wow. Sounds like a premonition…

SMITTA: I know! I didn’t know that the poetic thoughts that were crawling through my mind would actually be realized very fast….

CG: Ahaa…

SMITTA: So, as I was logging into Facebook to post that ka-update…I got a call. It was my ex-girlfriend…Cate….we shall just call her Cate…She called me and told me ,”Is what I am hearing true!? I seriously hope it’s not true!”

CG: And then…

SMITTA: My kid siz lives in Essex, Brito…(Britain) and you know what, the thought that first came into my mind was “My kid siz had passed away bro..”

CG: Wow…..

SMITTA: Yes! She’s my only sibling…and because she had been really close and tight with my ex-galfie Cate, I immediately thought that Cate was talking about my kid siz…

CG: And then…

SMITTA: You wouldn’t believe it but I was actually RELIEVED when I finally learnt that I was being accused of sexual molestation…

CG: Relieved!? Not shocked!!?

SMITTA: I mean, compared to the magnitude and sheer shock of losing your ONLY siz, sexual molestation allegation weren’t that bad …(Laughs)

 

 

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CG: And then….

SMITTA: And then everyone started calling me…Just about everyone. My Facebook blew up too…a thousand inboxes….I couldn’t keep up. And then I logged into Twitter… I had actually forgotten my Twitter password…so I logged into Twitter using a colleague’s account…and then all the shock hit me! I was TRENDING on Twitter….I was the number one topic on Twitter…Nationally! Nationally bro! It’s crazy!

CG: You’d never trended on Twitter before….

SMITTA: Hell,I didn’t even know what Trending On Twitter means…I ain’t all that technological… Like you guys…(Laughs) I told you I had even forgotten my Twitter password…

CG: Haha…

SMITTA: Bro,I won the Burt Award For African Literature with my book Meet The Omtitas…I won Ksh.430,000 man! Beating out many, many polished African Writers… I won that for a book I wrote and yet I never trended on Twitter! I never!

CG: Sad…

SMITTA: Not just that…I also trounced over 300 writers from all over Africa to bag a writing scholarship ; The Morland Writing Scholarship for African Writers…

CG: Incredible…

SMITTA: Yes,and I won a grant worth $18,000…that is around Ksh. 1.6 million bro…to write a fictional book…and yet, yet again, I never trended on Twitter …I wish I trended on Twitter after making Kenya proud! Not for this bullshit bro!

CG: It’s a shame!

SMITTA: People love sleaze…and dirt…and unfounded gossip…Bad news travels faster than good news ..it’s human nature…and it’s not good at all…

CG: Have you recovered now!? From all the shock and mudslinging and character assassination?

SMITTA: No! And that’s why I am suing these women! I have already instigated a Defamation suit against them! It’s already in court!

CG: Oh,already!? How’s it going!?

SMITTA: Its going great …But Cabu, my lawyers are not cheap. Not they’re not. I am paying out incredible amounts of legal fees to them! But I must be vindicated! And I must win this!

CG: For how much are you suing them?

SMITTA: 3 million Kenya shillings! Yes,3! I am not saying I will get it…But I want this case to be precedent-setting. I want them to finally see who’s having the last laugh. I lost a lot…I was traumatized. I was supposed to travel to Ukraine this June for a literary festival. And I will not. This is all because of this dubious allegations …and the lawsuit and currently handling.

CG: Of all things they could accuse you of, why sexual harassment!?

SMITTA: I DON’T KNOW! It’s crazy man! I mean, I have been a top-rated entertainment writer for over a decade now! Been in this industry for 11 years Cabu! I’ve attended real parties, met real hot girls, attended bikini parties…seen all these young, nubile girls…hang out with them and watched them strut their stuff…and yet I’ve never ever even had the slightest interest in them…young sexy and hot as they are…why would a man like me then want to grip and molest middle-aged women? At 1pm in the afternoon!!? In a crowded room!? Am I crazy!?! I mean, I’ve partied with bikini-clad models past midnight and never even bothered with them…how then would I find the motivation to molest these sort of people? Who even molests professed sex activists!? Come on now!

(Smitta’s really gorgeous girlfriend Flora joins us)

CG: Flo…what was your reaction after you saw the tweets?

FLO: I laughed. I just laughed. I know …and I know what Tonny is capable of…and that’s why I laughed…

CG: What is Smitta capable of!?

FLO: Well,if you told me that You met Tonny at some club watching his favorite team Chelsea,really drunk on vodka ,swearing and breaking a bottle without his shirt on,I would believe You….But sexual molestation? Seriously? Give a brother a break now! Will you!??!

(Smitta laughs)

CG: Did this case derail you? Derail your projects? Or just stop you from doing your daily, professional stuff!?

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SMITTA: NO! Never! I still did my thing! As I told you earlier, I was committed to finishing my book as stipulated in the Morland prize…and Bro,I did finish the manuscript by December last year. I still worked on and finished a poetry book by March(last month) and I am now on a six month sabbatical during which I will finish my antiterrorism play ‘Black Mamba’,do a sequel to the Award-winning book ‘Meet the Omtitas’ and write the ‘Ninth Commandments’ short study collection book…I’ve been working hard…as usual…maybe even harder…

CG: Ninth Commandments!? What’s that all about?

SMITTA: It’s a collection of short stories based on injustice…stories about people who were judged wrongly…people who were crucified for stuff they never did…people who endured unbearable public judgement…people who were cyber-bullied….just a story on justice and lack of it…for the innocent…like Me…

CG: Beautiful. Parting shot?

SMITTA: Well,I want it to be known that Smitta Smitten cannot be a sacrificial lamb. Smitta cannot be slaughtered like a sheep. And also,let it be known that you can’t abuse Lady Justice and think you’ll survive. I also want to quote a bible verse that says that “The blood of the innocent cries out for vengeance”. And one last quote,” You can’t build a stool whose base is made of a fabric of fabrications and whose legs are made of shit…”

CG: Any regrets?

SMITTA: None! I did law in school…We have no regrets….Life happens….I am all good…not even bitter,Bro

CG: Tonny, it was a pleasure …all the best my brother!

SMITTA: Pleasure too…see you around….

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See How This European City Got Flooded With Mourners Early Today To Honour The Garissa Attack Victims (Photo)

The attack on Garissa University College, a constituent of Moi University, which left more than 147 people dead has attracted worldwide condemnation of the heinous acts of the Al Shabaab militants and put the Kenyan government on the spotlight for failing to guarantee security to its citizens.

Today saw the capital city of Belgium, Brussels, get flooded by thousands of mourners who gathered to honour and remember the 147 innocent Kenyans murdered by the Al Shabaab terrorists a week ago.

While families are collecting the remains of their loved ones from Chiromo morgue for their final resting places, Belgium has made history as the first European country to see the largest number of mourners gather to remember the victims.

It is reported that close to 1500 Belgians gathered in Brussels as students from a university in the capital, Universite Libre De Bruxelles, lit candles and gathered to pay tribute to the fallen Kenyans.

Here is a photo from Belgium showing how it all happened:

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We Are One: This Is What Belgian Students For The Fallen Victims Of The Garissa Attack (Photos)

The cold blooded murder of about 147 human beings at Garissa University College will go down as one of the most aggressive, extreme terrorist attacks in Kenyan history.

It has come as a blow to us and it seems we are not the only ones who have felt the loss.Thousands of Belgium students held a tribute yesterday at the ULB Solbosch campus where they lit 147 candles of remembrance,brought flowers and had a moment of silence for the stolen lives.

This was after a call by the Union of Jewish Students of Belgium (UEJB) on their site in a bid to rally a quorum for the vigil “148 lives cut. Kenyan students and first and foremost the hope of tomorrow were murdered in their university Garissa by Shabaab Islamists.

Mown down by intolerance, fanaticism, the madness. We cannot and do not want to leave it in indifference.

The Union of Jewish Students of Belgium (UEJB) calls all students and all student groups to gather this Wednesday, April 8 at 18:30 at the ULB Solbosch campus symbolic place in the Square Group G. We will respect a minute of silence, associations that want it will speak and we will light 147 candles of remembrance.”

Their call was heeded and people came out in droves, 15,000 people to be specific.

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Bless their hearts.

Kiss 100 Presenter, Adelle Onyango, Joins TV. You Will Be Seeing Her On KTN (Photos)

She has been awesome on radio, her voice can certainly be recognized in a split second. Maybe her success on radio is the reason why she is venturing on TV.

Adelle Onyango’s fans have a reason to smile big because their star will now be on TV. The Kiss FM presenter will now be making an appearance on KTN on Mondays.

She is part of the cast for ‘Stay’ season 2; a dramatic comedy that airs on KTN on Mondays. ‘Stay’ is a Kenyan TV series that touches on the cultural differences surrounding interracial dating. It revolves around the life of Nubia (played by Mkamzee Mwatela) who, against all odds, must make her relationship work with Shane (played by Jason Corder).

Will she also flourish on TV like she did on radio? Bet the answer will manifest itself when we see her on KTN.

Meanwhile below are photos of Adelle while shooting the TV series and that one of the entire cast:

 

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Before You Go Out Tonight, Make Sure You Pass By Here and Make a Change in the World

It’s Friday, party people! I already see you making plans of how you’ll be turning up tonight. Before you do though, have you heeded the call by the Kenya Red Cross?

In case you don’t know, the Kenya Red Cross has been requesting guys to head out to Chiromo with goodies to help out the families of the victims of the Garissa Massacre. It’s worth participating in. You know, it’s the least you could do.

Question is where will you get the time? With all the bills and lines to queue as you have to pay all the dues you owe Nairobi City County. Well, today is your lucky day as there is now eJijiPay- the new payment platform by Nairobi City County.

From the comfort of your mobile device or even your PC, you can conveniently and quickly take care of all your payments including business permits, parking fees, land rates or even rent.

All you have to do is follow these easy steps:

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Not One to Mess With! Sonko’s Daughter Salma Mbuvi Claps Back At Haters Who Had a Problem with Her Wearing a Bikini. Goes Full Ratchet On This One

As an ardent follower of key socialites including Kim Kardashian, Huddah Monroe and Zari Hassan, Salma may have picked a thing or two about clapping back at haters.

After she shared photos of herself in a bikini on Instagram, many people have criticized her saying that she dresses and talks inappropriately for a minor. But she is not taking all this lying down; and she had a word or two for the haters:

 

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Some people hate you for a reason
Some people love you for a reason
Yet am still me and you remain to be you
If you have a problem with how i dress..what i post…my language tafadhali peleka uzee mbali na mimi i have no time for haters if your bitch doesn’t wear bikini thats not my problem am not your wife or your mother or even your child to tell what i can wear or what is good for me to post this is my page i can post what i want and what i feel like if you dont like it unfollow please i dont have time for stupidty nkt

Avril’s Own People Turn Against Her Even When She Has Helped Them…But What Is She Planning To Do Next?

Avril is one of the few female singers in Kenya who have struggled in a laid back society with conservative tendencies and meandered approach to some aspects of life. Now to remain on top of her game and give her legion something to smile about almost always is something worth paying close attention to.

The singer knows too well that her journey to greatness has been altered at some point by enemies and the people she holds close to her heart and whom she has always helped in one way or the other.

This explains why the lass has been through ups and downs in her music career, something that has helped her to know how to deal with different kinds of people at different situations.

In her instagram post, AVril looks more of a dejected singer than a happy one. The singer has posted a photo speaking more than what her face or her appearance on shows and gigs tell.

She is a bitter woman because as the photo says, even the people whom she has endeavored to give a better life have in one way or the other turned against her to make her life a bit difficult.

But Avril has indicated she is shrugging off all haters as she focuses on her purpose on earth: singing and serving.

Here is what the songbird posted:

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Kenyan Socialite Accused Of Bedding Davido During His Stay In Kenya Speaks Out

 

 

Lisa Downey was just your regular girl next door, with a penchant for Instagram but things changed when Davido jetted into the country.

She was cast under the ugly glare of the spotlight after allegations surfaced that she had bedded Davido. Claims that were backed up by some local socialites who claimed they had seen her disappearing into a room with the superstar.

 

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As expected the rumor spun out of control and Lisa came out to clear the air and hopefully do some damage control.
Unlike the last socialite who was accused of bedding the superstar, Lisa denies enjoying some time in the sheets with the ‘Omo Baba Olowo’. So how do you explain the Instagram photos of the two looking cozy?

She claims that she met though her friend a day after the show as she was not present at his concert or the after-party .They first met at the Boma hotel then she escorted him to the airport where they then took photos like ‘a normal fan’
She then challenged her accusers to provide proof that she bedded him.
    
So would she bed Davido given a chance? Find out below:

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Even Before The Beef Started, Willy Paul Had Already Started Mocking Bahati. See What He Was Caught On Camera Doing

Willy Paul-Bahati’s beef is just a culmination of piled up hatred that exploded after years of brewing. The two probably perceive each other as a threat to their own dominance.

Willy Paul and Bahati continue to make headline two weeks after the latter went public to ruthlessly strip the former.

Many would think their beef was just an overnight occurrence but that isn’t true at all. The two have long been pitted against each other for the battle of the ultimate gospel wonder boy. Gaining the edge over each other will surely be more of a blessing to either of them; there goes the genesis of their disagreement.

Willy was caught on camera poking fun at Bahati. He was singing Bahati’s song ‘Machozi’ with a tone that would even annoy the deaf.

This was at Bomas of Kenya, probably before their beef spiraled out of control. The ‘Tam Tam’ hit maker basically destroyed the song with his stunt. He mimicked Bahati’s dancing style making the audience laugh at his ploy.

Check out the video below:

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All Roads This Weekend Will be Leading to The Ultimate Disco Night. Find Out More

Being a party and drinking Nation, Aqula Vodka has re-defined the life of partying in Nairobi! This Kenyanized vodka has ensured to make rounds around hot spots in Nairobi, giving guys free shots, bottles and discounted prices of either buying a bottled or shots. If you are yet to sample Aqula, let me educate you why it surpasses the imported and kalocal alcohol.

Aqula is infused with Russian recipes and has gone through distillation process that combines the purest of water to create an incredibly smooth, great-tasting vodka with remarkable body and character. The taste doesn’t over-power you taste buds, it settles well with your palate and tummy. I checked their FB page today, they give cocktail recipes! I was jazzed. You get to be your own bartender at the comfort of your home and drink as much as you want without getting broke! Cocktails are darn expensive in clubs!

This weekend Aqula will be doing their usual rounds, they will be turning it up at Solar Gardens, Disco Night.

Aqula Vodka bottle will cost 1,000/=.

Check their FB for more updates; https://www.facebook.com/AqulaVodka/timeline

 

This Guy Just Won A Million Shillings With GO TV. His Reaction Will Blow You Away(photos)

 

He won a million shiilings with Dunga a milli with Gotv. He went crazy! He did not even believe it untill he has handed the cheque that has chnaged his whole life as we speak. 

You have a chance too, buy a Gotv decoder for a chance at wining a million shillings! 

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This is What to Expect at The Must Attend Adults Only Party Going Down This Weeked

 

This Friday all roads will be leading to the ‘Funky Friday’ night out party which will be going down at Skylux Lounge. It’s a MUST attend! Kosa uchekwe

The night will be an exclusive Party.

On the decks will be;

  • DJ Stretch
  • Dj Namosky

Friday 10.4.15  Skylux Bar And Lounge, Nairobi is the place to be.

See poster for more details.

Entrance will be 300/= only.