Month: May 2015

Activist Boniface Mwangi has been making headline lately thanks to his activities as an activist, fighting for the rights of the minority and the oppressed.

He recently organized a grand concert to remember the Garissa University attack victims, something that catapulted him further into the limelight. This explains why Boniface was among the people who met US Secretary of State John Kerry when he visited Kenya recently.

Well, Boniface is making news yet again. This time, it is his partner.

The activist has revealed through his Facebook account how he is parting ways with his partner whom he has been with for the last 10 years.

Boniface has expressed how he has always mistreated her even when she served him dearly and with a lot of dedication.

He goes on to lament that despite being his closest friend and confidant, it is time that they have to part ways because they cannot stay together any more.

But hold on who is this partner Boniface Mwangi is trading at close to Kshs.700,000 before he lets her go? Here is what he had to say:

I have loved her since the first time l saw her. Even before l heard her sound l knew she was the right one for me. We have been together for almost three years and l’m yet to meet another one like her. She makes the best sound in this whole city. Trust me,l have been around her type for 10 years and l can testify she is the best. However our love has been one sided. She has always been there when l want her but l’m rarely there for her. She has dropped me once but l forgave her. 2015 has been her worst year since 2013 when we first met. We haven’t spent time together. Her nickname will forever remain with me because lovers don’t snitch. I love her so much and because she isn’t getting it as much as she likes I have to let her go. My family will miss her too.
Her Manufacturer called her Suzuki 1000cc. Year of birth 2008, Ex UK. She is worth much more but all I’m asking is Ksh 680,000/- She is love at first sight if you love fast thrills. She deserves a passionate partner. Treat her well.

 

 

Pierra Makena had hearts palpating erratically, blood rushing with haste to appendages and people questioning their sexuality after she shared something quite titillating.

We all know that DJ Pierra is finer than a parking ticket but she upped the ante when she shared this Trey Songz inspired video on the Gram.With the scenes looking like the sultry R&B record”Na nana”

“On that fitness yo!!!!! Anybody willing to hire a female fitness trainer. ….I’m here……best way to keep fit for men.” she wrote

I honestly don’t think there is anything hotter than a hot female who can hold her own when it comes to guns.

And Michelle Morgan certainly looked good as she showed off her shooting skills at a local gun range.
One of the things she enjoys alongside shooting guns includes biking and skydiving. She may look like the kind that enjoys frills and pearls and pretty frocks but she is a total badass.

Here is Michelle Morgan on Tomb raider mode

 

“Music is the universal language of mankind” this was a quote uttered by one  Henry Wadsworth Longfellow meaning that when it comes to good music, there are no language barriers.

Take for example Belgian singer Stromae who sings in French but has hordes of non-French speaking fans all over the world with sold-out concerts’ to his name. Locally, Emmy Kosgie has won over the hearts of Kenyans with her beautiful songs sung in Kalenjin, it doesn’t matter where you come from, Emmy Kosgei’s much will have you jamming.

Thanks to this, she has become a superstar of sorts and even took a young girl under her wing. Her name Nikita Kering’ who is known to many as the “Little Emmy Kosgei” after she performed alongside Emmy to critical acclaim and rave reviews.

This was in December 4th 2011 where she performed live on TV at the Album Launch of Top Kenyan Gospel Singer, Emmy Kosgei.
Many of us may have met Nikita when she was just but a wee girl, but she is all grown up!

 

 

Never has a prophet churned more controversy on Kenyan Soil, though he never asked for a donation of 310 Shillings before threatening his followers who were a little too stingy that fire and brimstone would befall them, most people have found his miracles a little too good to be true. But inn’t that the stuff that miracles  are made of? The element of “unbelievability?”

 So, news is  that the prophet had gone  to Zambia ahead of a concert to spread the  word. Unbeknownst to him, the Zambians were not too welcoming, they were critic of  his his hair, his dressing and his demeanor, in fact, one media  house ran this statement: 

 ARRIVAL of Renowned Kenyan Prophet Dr. David Owuor . He will hold a pastors conference today at Serenity Lodge and a crusade on Friday and Saturday at Woodlands Stadium”

The reactions that followed? These Zambians can be rough. The prophet found himself in a different territory.Here are some reactions: 

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Are Zambians dumb or just too honest? 

 

Yesterday we tuned in to KTN for Jeff Koinange Live for what we expected was an epic showdown between Robert Alai and Dennis Itumbi.

Jeff Koinange was expected to be the host…but Larry Madowo walked on to set instead. And we wondered what the hell happened? Where was Jeff Koinange and has Larry Moved back to KTN and taken Jeff’s job.

Well he moved back to KTN and hosted Jeff Koinage’s show…momentarily as Jeff later walked onto  the set.

What a way to keep a show riveting, now Larry Madowo should host one of Lillian Muli’s shows to keep things interesting, it should be fun to watch

 

Good mormning people. It is a col Thursday morning in the capital and indeed in many parts of the country as the rains continue pounding.

But even so, here are the ten things making headlines this morning:

#1 Terrorists Hijack Kenya Airways Flight With 30 Passengers On Board!

#2 Forget the Abortion Saga, Rose Muhando Makes Headlines In Kenya Again! See What She Has Done

#3 Capital FM’s Beauties; This Is Ess, Anita Nderu And Miss Mandii Decide To Free Their Nyonyos (Photo)

#4 What President Uhuru Told Obama After The US President Joined Twitter For The First Time Ever

#5 Nameless Seen Brandishing His Gun In Public (Photo)

#6 SMOOOKIN!!! Jeff Koinange Interviews Omondi The Urinator In Jail

#7 Forget His Life As A Cook, Here Is The Sleek Car Mother-In-Law’s Mustafa Drives (Photos)

#8 Huddah Speaks Out After Being Exposed By A Nigerian Blog As A Thief

#9 10 Photos Of The Recce’s Drill At The JKIA That Everyone Is Talking About.

#10 Rabbit Launches A Controversial T-Shirt That Has Caused A Stir In Town…Why Kenyans Have Divided Opinion About The Customized Wear

 

Girl got money for days (Insert Lil Wayne Voice somewhere) . She is the only Female Dj In Kenya who can be said to have a lot going on for her. 

 A month ago she had a big birthday  bash  going down at the best western, a premium five star hotel. Barely a month after, she is busy parading her sleek car on social media for all to ogle at. 

Where is all this money coming from? Deejaying must be quite a reap. I want to be a Deejay too. 

They are like the ying and the yang, the North Pole and the South Pole, light and darkness, formidable forces in their own right both standing at different points of the political divide.

So what happens when Kenya’s most zealous social media users take to the bench on Jeff Koinange Live?Will it be explosive fireworks or a Mayweather vs Pacquiao kind of scenario?

Well you will find out tonight on the bench as the two face off:

Catch me on #JKL tonight with @OleItumbi and @KoinangeJeff. Use special hashtag for this show. #ItumbiAlaiJKL #ItumbiAlaiJKL #ItumbiAlaiJKL

Hunter™ ‏@E_ngash: Bloggers are not meant for TV  but I might be wrong, let’s watch!   @RobertAlai @OleItumbi @KoinangeJeff #ItumbiAlaiJKL

MURIMI KINYUA ‏@kennedy_murimi: #ItumbiAlaiJKL @OleItumbi nd @RobertAlai It should be Smokkinngg!! tonight

martin_p ‏@martin_p254: @RobertAlai Hiyo #JKL bench is a fire hazard tonight Recce squad should be on standby.  @KoinangeJeff @OleItumbi
#ItumbiAlaiJKL

Shujaa Mentality ‏@Shujaamentality: #ItumbiAlaiJKL  @RobertAlai @OleItumbi on the BENCH……What fellowship does light have with darkness. Alai school this blind brother.

Ngunjiri ‏@Lee198:
Blogging titans @OleItumbi, @RobertAlai on #JKLive #ItumbiAlaiJKL , am betting Alai will be “no show”

Teen sensation Jay A is looking for the one. Are you the one? Jay A is looking for dancers to be featured in his new video to be shot in a week.

 If you think you are the one, then find a crew, download  his song ‘Smash ’from youtube then create a dance to it. UPLOAD the video on instagram tag (@debbyzawadi, @realjaya and @munene01) on FB tag (team jay A)

There will be giveaways for the best video with the most likes.

Below is the link to smash jay A’s new song, a modern dance song ,a club song if you like

Most news anchors have a knack for keeping their lives off the screens private. Sophia Wanuna isn’t quite stingy with her personal life per se, she occasionally opens up.

Thought only socialites are fond of spending quality time in ritzy destinations? Well, Morning Express host, Sophia Wanuna, also treats herself with those expensive tours.

Sophia has a busy schedule you will probably think she doesn’t get time to yolo, but the KTN anchor sure knows how to spoil herself.

The sultry TV host travelled to one of the exorbitant destinations in Mt. Kenya region to spend quality time, far away from the hustle and bustle of the city.

She was philanthropic enough to share photos during her stint at Mt. Kenya. See the photos below:

 

It’s amazing just how hot Nazizi looks since her weight loss and it’s good to see that  she is no longer bashful when it comes to flaunting what she has got.

She shared images taken during her latest project where she showed off her magnificent figure in a a form fitting black dress which showed of her toned thighs.

This was at Maisha Superstar where she was a judge one of the many ventures she was juggling at that time. Maisha superstar is a music talent show that has captured thee hearts of East Africans by storm.

 

It is now as sure as the sun rises from the East that Obama will come to Kenya come July this year despite criticism from some quarters over his imminent visit to his father native country.

The news of Obama’s visit have been received so well within the Kenyan territories, and preparations to receive the most powerful man on earth are underway here in the country.

Among the rumours that have been doing round the media in Kenya and beyond is that Obama will travel to Kogello, Siaya County when he touches down in Kenya, to meet his grandmother, Sarah Obama.

This rumour has excited the Kogelloans since Monday when it first hit the airwaves, with many media outlets confirming Obama will visit Kogello.

 

However, it has turned out that it was just a rumour from someone who works in Mama Sarah’s homestead that was sold out to the media.

According to Citizen TV online, the American first family has denied that Obama is set to visit Kogello to see his grandmother.

A family spokesman Mr. Said Obama says that this should be treated as a rumour because the Obama family has not revealed anything about the same.

 

Kenyan heads of state are not fond of flaunting their families except during veeery special occasions. From the Moi era through the Kibaki regime to Uhuru Kenyatta’s current one’ the first family has always kept a low profile and away from the public eye in most occasions.

This explains why whenever we come across a photo of the first family together, we get excited about it and want to share it with you.

Today we are lucky to land this photo of President Uhuru with his wife Margaret Kenyatta and their three children: two sons and Ngina, their daughter.

You probably have seen the photo somewhere on the social media because it has been doing rounds today thanks to what the president and his wife are doing.

It is an incredible family and one that you would always admire. Have a look at this:

Late last week, Friday to be precise, Nigeria’s Edo  governor Adams Oshiomhole tied the knot with 36 year old Lara Fortes, who is 27 years younger than him as he is 63.

The wedding was attended by the who-is-who in Nigeria including Nigeria’s president elect Muhammadu Buhari.

As expected of such a union, the relationship has caused controversy with many claiming that the young Fortes is too young for him but the governor maintains that the woman is full-grown  describing her as “very humble, she appreciates the nature of his job and life that he returns home late, sometimes 3am. She understands his weaknesses; she is more or less the mother of the house, the one that has accepted to be the mother of my children.”

Despite singing praises in honor of his new bride, skeptics have taken to social media to heavily criticize the marriage saying that it was ‘based on money’ .

Oga Obinna however has a different opinion writing this

Churchill show comedian Eric Omondi has been causing ripples on social media after sharing photos of a beautiful girl and they are seemingly in love.

People are now saying that is his girlfriend, but with Eric Omondi you can never be too sure since he has not categorically stated that this woman is his woman, he has just been posting photos.

 

 

 

Lanes!! If you thought musicians were the only celebrities cruising around in flashy rides, then Mother-In-Law’s Mustafa will make you change that perspective.

At times actors get disparaged by the roles they play on the screens, for instance it’s hard to believe a cook, Mustafa, could actually be driving a SUV in real life.

Mother-In-Law is one of the leading local TV programs on the screens. The cast is based on real life situation a thing that has made it gain traction with viewers.

Mustafa, who features on the show as a cook, has raised eyebrows after he was seen flaunting a black Toyota Prado.

The fluent Swahili speaker was all smiley when he posted for the photo in the prado. Mustafa was in company of his colleagues when he was showing off the sleek ride.

 

The Nairobi Senator observed in a tweet that he has been unable to sleep well after Safaricom introduced the  night bundles.  Before that tweet, the Nairobi senator had gloated that Safaricom owed him a quarter of their profits. 

 Probably bored at being trolled, the Safaricom CEO decided to put an end to Sonko’s rantings by sending him scurrying for safety in a tweet that read: 

“I’m worried about that skirt you are wearing than your night time browsing habits. Thanks for the support.”

The Safaricom CEO was alluding to the Maasai shuka that the senator had donned on a cold night out. 

Here is a snippet of the tweef. 

Is your smart phone operating on Android platform? If yes, then you lucky because you can now install the latest App on the market.

The largest and safest online marketplace in Africa, Kaymu, is on a mission to reach even more Consumers.

The fastest growing online shopping community in Kenya launched its mobile App on the iOS yesterday. The App which is all set to enhance customer experience and service, will have great features that will enable sellers to list products and buyers to select from a wide variety of products at a glance.

It will offer a wider product assortment, fast and intuitive navigation, and easier buyer and seller account management.

“We are happy that our customers will have access to our services with greater ease.” Says Kaymu Managing Director Aleeda Fazal, “We are just keeping up with the time and we will always have our consumers in mind.”

The Kaymu.com’s mobile app is now available for download on Android devices from the Google Play Store.

Sleepy David is one of the comedians who have grown steadily in the industry years after making their debut on the Churchill Show, a platform that gives upcoming comedians and artistes to showcase their talent.

He has since joined the league of established comedians in the country, and whatever he does these days makes news for consumption.

Sleepy has now flaunted two kids he claims are his twins.

The two are having fun moments together and Sleepy seems to enjoy every bit of it. But hold on, does Sleepy have kids, really? Twins?

We haven’t heard before that Sleepy has twins except when some woman accused him during the dead beat days of siring a child with her but neglected her.

If he has been hiding them from us, well, he knows it too well.

Here is Sleepy with his two twins:

sleepykenyaIntroducing my twins lol

 

The Star writer Oliver Mathenge gained an unsavory reputation and consequently the name ‘Baba Selfie’ thanks to the hundreds of Selfies he posted on Instagram.

But when he landed himself a beautiful wife, he flaunted her, liberally on Instagram, after all what’s the essence of having something beautiful if you cannot flaunt it? As per the old adage, if you got it flaunt it.

This unbridled flaunting of his new wife, really angered Njoki Chege’s colleagues who called Njoki to do the hatchet job. Yes in an age where you can click an unfollow button, people still complain and gripe.

Anyhow Njoki went HAM, going for the jugular, tearing the couple apart to a point where it got kinda awkward.

Well, Oliver remains undeterred by the jibes fired charitably at him and is now showing off his wife again

 

Finally Team Mafisi have gotten the golden opportunity of feasting on topless photo of sultry Capital FM’s presenters.

The last time ladies went on a rampage with their braless photos was last October. Then their actions were justified since it was Breast Cancer Awareness Month, they had let loose their ‘twins’ for a good cause.

Six months have elapsed since the whole world marked cancer awareness month, yet it’s now that Capital FM’s beauties; Sharon Mundia (This Is Ess,)Anita Nderu and Miss Mandii have decided to free their nyonyos in a photo.

That begs the question; did they do it for sheer fun or just to give Team Mafisi fapping material?

It’s not as if the three gorgeous ladies took a selfie in the washroom, they walked all the way to a studio for a photo shoot.

Whatever reason they had to go braless only they can tell us, all we know is that they have certainly awakened all sleeping members of the thirst bandwagon.

Feast your eyes with their photo below:

 Naked and unafraid
Face beat to the Gods by @facesbykarsha
Location: @EmmanuelLJambo Studio
Project: @capitalfmkenya Presenters shoot
@this_is_ess and that is @missmandii
Read more at

 

The Recce Squad has received praise, and recognition for their swift response and ability to neutralize terror attacks in the shortest time possible.

 Yesterday the team was at JKIA for a millitary drill that would help in preparedness in the event of a possible attack. They were presented with the following dilemma:A group of Terrorists hijack a flight  set to leave for Malindi on a random morning . The flight has 30 passengers. The terrorists demand for food, refueling facilities and a flight plan to a destination of  their choice.

The GSU Recce team  is summoned, after battling it out  they neutralize the threat, with casualties being evacuated by the Red Cross to various city hospitals. 

 

All airports under ICAO regulations and standards are obligated to do such drills once every three years to increase their preparedness.

This is how it went down: 

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After releasing the list of the ex-girlfriends that some male Kenyan Celebrities never wanted you to see,now,today,I introduce to you some Ex-Boyfriends that some of yurt favorite female celebrities once dated…But,until now,they’ve been hidden from the public. The ruthless public.

As we grow up,we meet different people…some are sweet,some are nice,some are opportunists ,some are downright stupid while some others,well,we date. And bonk. Hard.

And as some of these popular Kenyan Girls grew up…Before the fame and the money and the Awards and whatever else they gathered on their way to the top,they had some tu-boyfriends. Real shady boyfriends…who looked alot like a rainy evening. Or a broken down Toyota.

To open up the list today is yo girl…the singer,Radio host,TV host and ummm,business lady,Kalekye Mumo

KALEKYE MUMO

 

Stephen Mutisya

Kalekye is that big mama who hosts that Big Breakfast show on that not-so-big Radio station Kiss FM. Alongside serial alcoholic,Shaffie Weru. Now,before Kalekye was the renown radio host she is today…Kalekye was just another ka-girl growing up in the valleys of Kitui. She was real skinny then. And real unsure of what she wanted in life. Or WHO she wanted.

And that’s how she ended up with this jamaa called Stephen Mutisya Kioko. Stephen used to run a Kinyozi at some corner in Kitui town. And Kalekye and Stephen would spend hundreds of hours at his Kinyozi….listening to reggae music and watching him shave local boys for as little as Ksh.17 per head.

The love blossomed…And to show her how he loved her,Mutisya would even shave Kalekye…Just for fun. And then she’d end up looking like 14 bald eagles on Mount Everest. Love grew stronger everyday…And Mutisya even expended his business to include a massage parlor. Haha…

He’d massage Wamama wa Kitui so much so that Kalekye started growing jealous…The massage sessions would take hours…And the Wamama would emerge from the tiny,dark massage ka-room all sweaty and happy. Kalekye said,”No Way! Ni nalea!” Which is Kamba for,”No Way! Nimekataa!”

Kalekye was right…Mutisya was NOT just massaging these Wamamas..He was also servicing them…And giving them dawa ya jioni. Hence the sweat. And wetnesss.

Kalekye then broke up with this horny Wamama-eating Mutisya Mboy. And left Kitui for good. She briefly dated a witchdoctor before dumping him too for cheating on her with an evil spirit,too.

Today,Kalekye is a famous Radio Host while Mutisya is now the father of 14 kids…six of whom were conceived in the tiny,dark massage parlour. Bailando!

MARYA

 

Said Suleiman.

Before Marya was this husband-snatching fat ass,she was some little innocent ka-muslim girl growing up like all innocent tu-muslim girls. Wayyyy before launching her career-which wrecked in 13 minutes-and dating rapper-turned-model Mustapha,Marya was in love,too. With this kijana called Said Suleiman.

Said was much older than Marya…Lakini,mapenzi bado yalinoga. They dated for 3 years and it was all fun…Atleast he wasn’t married. And at least there was no Instagram then. Love blossomed for years,Dude took her to many Islamic dance nights,and Marya,in turn,alimpa kumpa.

Trouble started when Osama Bin Laden started becoming popular. And hats when Said stared following Osama’s teachings. And boy,did he follow them…

He started ignoring poor Marya..And would spend all his days researching on this Osama fellow…He fell in love with Osama so much so that,for a minute,he almost succeeded in recruiting Marya to his terror Group. Marya alikataa. And then they broke up.

He formed his own terror network Al-Kaboom! But for lack of funding,sponsorship,proper management and weapons,it went nowhere.

He dissolved it…And went looking for Marya who had by now moved to Nairobi to launch her music career which was over before she got home.

Siad is now a high-ranking official at the Middle East terror Group ISIS. And as for Marya,well,she is still looking for love. In all the wrong places. Very wrong.

HUDDAH MONROE

Huddah wasn’t always the hot-Veeeeery Hot-mama she is today. Before all the glitz and glamor and nakedness and funded foreign trips,the Boss Lady was just a regular ka-skinny girl with an acne-laden face and no butt at all. Not even boobies.

And that’s when this Huddah girl,who was called Kairetu Ka Njoroge back then,fell in love with this kondoo called Martin Kamau Kang’ethe. Martin was quite the beast…And quite the baller.

Huddah,as usual,loved him because he was a baller..And because he came from a home that had a GATE. Huddah na Martro walipendana kweli…It went on and on and on until Marto found a job in Tanzania…And told Huddah,who was still stuck in Eastleigh,that he’d have to leave for work. Huddah didn’t want Marto to go. But the jamaa had to go.

Huddah even told him she’d commit suicide if he left…But guy had to leave,still. And,one day,he left.

Huddah,in an attempt to win him back,went to Facebook to try and search him. And for many years she couldn’t find him. She even tried Twitter…Still,jamaa wasn’t nowhere on these sites. Google too…still,nothing. Tired of looking for him,she started undressing for the internet…Hoping that one day Martin would see her nude pics,LIKE them and contact her. Still,nothing. She kept undressing . And undressing. Until there was NOTHING else to remove. Except her skin…still,Marto was nowhere to be found.

And,by default,she launched a career. And called herself Socialite. And it stuck! Haiiiiiya!

Marto,today,still works in Tanzania…As a Dog trainer. And Huddah,well,she has dated Half of East Africa. And slept in more beds than a dormitory. Maisha,kweli,ni mviringo.

STELLA MWANGI-STL

 

Karikui Wa Matumbi with Wife

Stella Mwangi is that short-haired Kikuyu mwanamke who hides in Norway and sings songs that sound like war cries in Timbuktu. Stella,before her trip to Norway,to teach Kikuyu in lower primary schools,was a regular girl in Maragua…selling tomatoes and maize from her farm. And that’s when she met this guy called Kariuki Wa Matumbi.

Kariuki was an egg vendor. And he had a billion chicken in his home. Stella,in her won admission,loved Kariuki because she loved eggs. Alot. And also because ati he looked like John Legend. Woooiii. And a relationship began…For every 3 eggs,Kariuki would get a kiss. Make it four and we have a hot hug and a kiss. Make it 10 eggs and we go all the way! Kwani iko nini!

This interesting egglationship went on for years…And Kariuki stared getting really broke. His egg selling bizna,too,really floundered…And his chicken steraed growng old and tited and dying. Still,STL wanted her eggs. Shaken,stirred and scrambled.

Kariki couldn’t keep up with his Kikuyu girls love for eggs. And his tu-pesa,too. Lakini STL was determined! “Maya Matumbi Ngumaria nginya ria muico…Njoke ndiyohore….” That’s Kikuyu for,”I will eat tHIS eggs to the last one! Then I dump this jamaa!”

And after Karikui’s biashara went reaaaalllly down…Sterra Mwagi organized with her people for go hide in Norway. And she went. Kariuki was distraught. And his biashara closed down promptly.

Today,Karikui is a married Sunday School teacher at Kanitha Wa PCEA Maragua while STL is still hiding in Norway. Eating her own eggs this time…We hope.

BRENDA WAIRIMU

Sharrif the Sherrif….

Before this kamrembo stared dating the Gospel gangsta,Juliani,and bore a gangsta baby for him,Brenda was just another kamrembo in the very boring villages of Malindi. Growing up among idle people and more idle people. And at 17,Brenda was dating this Coastal boy called Sharrif Sharrif. Sharrif was a true Sherrif…But not truer than Juliani.

Sharrif used to own a beach boy club in Malindi…And he used to rent out beach boys to old white women who’d leave Germany to come and get unlocked by this Coastal boys. And,boy,did they get unlocked. Good and proper. Lakini Brenda hated Sharrif’s job…And used to tell him,

“Hii kazi yako ya kuwatafutia Wamama wazee vijana inaniudhi,…Siipendi kamwe” Lakini the Sharrif Sherrif would tell her,“Usijali mpenzi wangu…Kuwa mpole…Hii ni riziki tu…Wajua mie bado nakupenda….”

The fights went on. And on. Until one day a very sexy Muzungu Mama flew in from Italy. And Sharrif,the Sherrif,though to himself,

“Daaah,Huyu Mama anatesa kweli! Daaah! Huyu simpi kijana mwingine…Huyu namla mwenyewe…” And,sure enough,Sharrif the Sherriff decide to sexually service that Mama. Coz,Daaah,alikuwa moto Babaaa!

And that’s how the break-up happened…As Brenda was walking into Sharrif’s hut (in Malindi they live in huts) to check on him,she met the boy sweating himself silly on top of the 30-year old Italian muzungu.

“E che Latua Ragazza?” the Mama asked,which is Italian for ‘Is that Your girlfriend’…And before Sharrif could stop sweating and answer,she added,

“Lei puo unirsi a noi anche...” Which is Italian for ‘She can join us too’

Brenda walked way..Never to look back.

Today,Sharrif sells little boats in Lamu. While Brenda,well,she’s been through enough exponential potentials.

BETTY BAYO

Betty Bayo is that wife. Yes,that wife. Of that man….Bwana Kanyari,the Director Of 310 Secret Society. Now,Before Betty launched her now-dead music career,and married the Official Religious Thug,Betty was some washed up choir girl in Kiambu…

She spent ALL her maisha in Church…singing for the Lord. And washing the pastor’s office. And carrying his briefcases,too. Maisha was good until she met this other jamaa in the same Church,James Kiogora Wa Gaconde.

Kiogora wa a Choir leader…And also a very very born again jamaa. In between washing the Church and carrying pastoral bags,Betty would date Kiogora…a broke but fervent believer.

Mapenzi yalizidi…they would pray together…sing together…and wash church corners together…All day,Everyday. It went on for atleast 3 years halafu Betty started recording her own music. And launched that smash hit album Eleventh Hour.

And,just like that,Kiogora was dumped. Pesa ilikuwa imeingia…Why stick with this Kiambu jamaa whose best attributes is to clean?

She soared high…And higher…And Kiogora was left behind…crying at Church corner.

And in less than an year,some flamboyant jamaa in a white Range Rover emblazoned ‘310’ came calling…And swept Betty off her feet…into a paradise of conmanship and religious gimmickry.

Kiogora was spurned. And hurt . And broke. And after 3 suicide attempts,he gave up on dying. And on Betty. And started his own Church.

Kiogora is now a married pastor at Niko Over My Ex Ministries. While Betty,well,she’s still too busy counting last Sunday’s offering….

Aaaaaand,we are done! Had fun? I did! Hope You did too…..

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. It’s A Creative Article…Made Purely For Fun. Not Unless You Hate Fun. In which Case,We Can’t Help You.

Ciao….

So yesterday, Miss Huddah Monroe was blasted once again for posting photos that were not hers in a bid to show her followers she was living large.

Apparently Huddah had posted a photo of pricey liquor in an ice bucket at millionaire’s Island in Nigeria, Banana Island.

She teased her followers with this photo whose caption read ‘Party of a kind in Nigeria #PrivateParty #BananaIsland what happens at a private party stays at a private party…hence I’ll delete later.’

But alas , A Nigerain blog realised taht she was playing games and did not hesitate from hanging her dry

But Huddah is not one to be fazed by this and took to IG to fire a quick rejoinder posting this:

Meanwhile in this other side of the world.My baby got waxed . And she is not an IG screen shot ,money was spent on her, so after all is said and done , my bank account is still NOT affected! The noise of Frogs don’t stop the cattle from drinking water! . See you people in a month! ️ #YouAintReadyYet! #BitchesWillBecomeBeleivers

She has been lauded as one of Africa’s hottest first daughters thanks to her Victoria Secret Model looks and the height and body fit for a supermodel.

But Ange Kagame is not all beauty and no brains.

The 21 year old daughter to Rwanda’s president recently graduated from Smith’s College in Massachusetts, United States with a major in Political Science with a minor in African studies.

 

Smith’s college admits female students exclusively and is the largest member of the 7 sisters which are exclusively women’s colleges.

Here is Ange on her big day: