Nothing excites people like catching a rare glimpse of free action. Mombasa residents were treated to an ‘appealing’ sight of a pair who got stuck in the act of physically expressing their love.

The moment news broke about the said lovebirds, Mombasa dwellers dashed to a police camp where the incident happened to quench their thirst.

Word on the street had it that it was a policeman who got stuck with someone’s wife. Upon getting wind of the humiliating incident, the police rushed to save face.

The officers used teargas to disperse the crowd that had milled around their Mikindani Camp to feast their eyes with the rare spectacle.

Of course the police had to defend one of their own, they termed the incident as ‘dangerous rumors’.

Was it a case of witchcraft at play or what can explain the lovers getting stuck?

See the video below:

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Huddah Monroe has been trending on Twitter for a while now thanks to her very public row with former BFF Joe Muchiri.

And as expected for such an unrestricted not forgetting ugly spat, people have been divided over which side to take. There are those that feel that Joe Muchiri has “umama” for engaging Huddah on Twitter, something usually reserved for girls. There are those that feel that Joe Muchiri should let Huddah be, it her body, her business, why should he care if she prostitutes herself.

Then there are those that are on Joe Muchiri’s side and feel that he is preaching the kind of gospel they subscribe to for calling Huddah out on her alleged prostitution. Kenyan celebrities have not been left out and here are some reactions to the whole saga

 

 

 

 

2015 has been a month of love and romance .Clearly, Cupid has been  generous with our celebrities. But pray tell, when will some of these people get married?  

 Eddie Ndichu and Janet Mbugua got married last weekend amid pomp, glamour and pizzazz that only a garden wedding at the popular chaka ranch can offer. While the wedding was not as explosive as the engagement of Sharon to Lonina, probably because  it was an invite only affair- or for the simple reason that the couple did not need quacks taking photos during their day, it still remains to be the wedding of the year.

But do you know these 5 things about the lucky man who got married to Janet Mbugua last weekend? 

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From what I hear, there is nothing as exciting than the birth of a child once you skip the painful labor and the delivery part.

But despite the pain, my friends have told me that there is actually nothing more rewarding than being a parent, holding your newborn in your arms for the first time. Looking into the angelic eyes and tiny limbs and knowing that you are responsible for this little gem. And Parotty a popular musician got to experience this after his baby was born. His son was born yesterday at 11:30 and was named Jamal Murunda.

 

 

 

From The Ghafla team, welcome to parenthood and congratulations on your new role as parents!

 

 

Lulu Hassan and Rashid Abdalla met back in 2007 at Radio Salaam and have enjoyed a whirlwind romance since then.

Their love story is pretty cute and reading about it in this month’s of True Love Magazine was a joy, until I reached a part where he talked of how she lost her virginity and what he kept in memory of this important occasion.  

Since they had moved in together, True Love sought to find out if the two had sex before marriage to which Rashid said “Oh no, I knew my wife in that sense only after marriage. I still have the white cloth that is proof of her virginity on our wedding night. *major cringe* I had to protect her honor.”

Noticing that he had shared a little too much Lulu Hassan interjected “Babe don’t you think that information is very private?”

 

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To which Rashid rapidly replied: It is an important part of the story. That cloth reminds me that she is a woman of virtue. People would see her out there-beautiful, a social butterfly. She is an actress too, and lies and rumors abounded. This was proof to me, Not that I was with her for her virginity, I had fallen in love with her essence” he quickly added.

I can’t decide which creepier keeping the ‘virginity cloth’ is or actually admitting you kept it. Anyhow, pick your latest edition of True Love for this and more stories.

 

Life has never been easy for majority of the people the world over. It sometimes pushes one to the corner, squeezes them there and leaves them to writhe in pain and anguish. The stronger though come out victors while the weaker ones perish forever.

For 1 FM’s Mungala Mbuvi, it has been a life full of ups and downs.

The celebrated radio personality remembers every moment he spent as a young boy when life was so full of fun and laughter, stress-free.

Mungala says that he misses them days when he had no stress of paying bills, paying school fees and many other things.

But is he giving up? Hell no. He says:

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My big bro, my lovely mum and me. This photo was taken sometime in the 90s outside our old home. Random photographers would pass by and take such pics which we ended up paying for. What I miss about this period is that my world was stress free. I had no rent to pay, no phone bills or children to worry about (after all, am the last born). However I appreciate the person I have become despite the obstacles in my current life. Looking back, I know I am headed for greatness. Mungu anisaidie amen.

 

 

While some popular Kenyan celebrities such as E-Sir, Wicky Mosh and K-Rupt and most recently Q F.M’s Rhyno lost their lives in accidents, there are those that were fortunate enough to survive their near death experiences. And just Like Kanye West, they have achieved great success after their tragic experiences.

And here they are:

1.Wangechi

Who can forget Wangechi’s dreadful accident last year that claimed her friend’s life? After the tragic incident, Wangechi was hospitalized for a long time, but as soon as she was back on her feet, she has enjoyed a meteoric rise, even performing next to Yasiin Bey last week!

 

 

It’s not every day that a young girl shares the same stage with a legend.

2.Nameless

On March 16 2003, music legend E-sir passed away after a tragic accent on his way from Nakuru. While his best friend and musician passed away after the highway catastrophe, Nameless lived to tell the tale.

 

 

After surviving his accident, Nameless has become one of the hottest artistes right now with his international peers such as Nigerian Flavor describing him as one of the most gifted musicians in Kenya.

 

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3.Betty Kyallo

A rogue matatu in the CBD almost claimed her life but she survived and was hospitalized for close to two months. But even though she survived, her face was still badly scarred, but by some sort of miracle, her face started healing and all is left is a tiny scar on her neck.

 

 

 

Betty Kyallo proved once again that she had nine lives and that her work on earth was not done, when she had yet another accident along Mombasa road but survived it. Currently, Betty is one of the hottest not forgetting most sought after TV anchors.

 

 

 

 

4.Jimwatt

 

About a year ago, Jimwatt was involved in a ghastly road accident and faced the bleak reality of losing mobility in his legs unless he got a costly operation done. Since he comes from a humble background and his career was not soaring, so meeting the cost of this operation proved a formidable task, until Jaguar came in and saved the day, paying for this operation. After the operation and undergoing therapy, Jimwatt can walk again and is back at the studio recording. He has even begun a campaign to help alcoholics, since he was also once an alcoholic, the reason why his career flopped in the first place.

 

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5.Bien-Sauti Sol

What you probably don’t know about Bien since it was not publicized, is that he had an accident after he got hit by a bus; I think it was a Citi Hoppa, losing all or most of his teeth. But he survived the near fatal crash and now he and his band-mates at Sauti Sol are the best acts in Africa and on the road to BET.

6.Linus Kaikai

Linus Kaikai and Rwandan President Paul Kagame at a past event

3 years ago, Four Nation Media Group members had a road accident at the infamous Mai Mahiu-Narok road and faced hospitalization at Nairobi hospital. Linus KaikaI the NTV Managing  was among these members.

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Later that year, he tied the knot with his love Jacinta Mueni.

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As we speak Linus is the Chairman of the Kenya Editors Guild and still the Managing editor at the Kamathi Street based Station.

7.Lulu Hassan

Citizen Tv’s charming Kiswahili anchor had an accident back in 2010 that resulted to a gravely injured leg .She now walks with a limp and has a metal plate and screws that were fitted in when she had her crash back then. As i write this, Lulu works in Kenya’s leading TV station Citizen TV ad anchors Swahili news every weekend next to her best friend Kanze Dena

 

 

Citizen TV’s celebrated anchor, Julie Gichuru, came out daggers high to take on rumormongers propagating lies about her marriage.

Today is Thursday which means… We are shedding light on past memories. Our TBT spotlight shines light on Julie Gichuru and the rumor she squashed with Solomonic wisdom.

Gossips blogs were insinuating that Julie Gichuru was in a violent marriage. One which her hubby was thoroughly beating her up even at her office.

The Citizen TV anchor responded in a rather unusual way, she penned a poem to address the gossip that maimed her well manicured personality.

She titled her poem ‘’Talk Is Cheap’. Check it below:

 

First they said,

“She is married to a very old man,

A veritable sugar daddy,

What a terrible plan!”

Then they said,

“Oh she’s married to a snipper of a lad,

Shame, she robbed the cradle,

How terrible, how bad!”

 

Then they said,

“He beats her, she gets a whipping now and then,

How can she put up with it?

She is just a pecked hen!”

 

Then they said,

“That man, he is kaliwad like mad,

She controls things like a nonsense,

So shocking, so sad!”

 

It seems they must say something,

There’s always something to be said…

Truth means nothing to them,

But remember, keep your head…

 

While lies are very hurtful, causing sorrow and pain,

Your victory is that the truth quite a different game.

As you sit back and hear the contorted lies they tell,

Say thank you Lord for giving me a life so sweet and well!

 

And so ensure your affirmation resides within your soul –

Feeding your focus and passion, making you happy and whole.

For they will not stop the talk, it is what they do best –

But talk is cheap, and this they’ll learn when they face this very test.

 

A cosmetic procedure gone wrong has robbed a 34-year-old lady her life. The deceased was on a mission of increasing the size of her butt when she died.

There is no doubt ladies with gigantic booties ruin supreme over their ‘flat-bottomed’ counterparts.

With a bigger ass becoming an intricate part of the culture, more and more women are turning up to enhance their rears in order to compete favorably with naturally well-endowed ladies.

Butt enhancement isn’t a new term in our society, some socialites in the 254 have been rumored to have ‘inflated’ their behinds through cosmetic procedures.

Rear enhancement is a risky procedure that can even result to death if not undertaken carefully.

34-year-old Kelly Mayhew, is making headlines globally after she died from ‘self-induced’ death. The eye candy passed on after receiving butt injection.

According to a police report, the lady started having breathing problems after she received silicone injections.

Her mother who had accompanied her to New York for the procedure, had to watch her daughter die as the quack fled the scene after noticing things were turning out for the worst.

Kelly Mayhew used to work for BET Networks. Her employer confirmed her death through a statement they issued through the media.

“We are saddened by the death of our colleague and friend, Kelly Mayhew. Our hearts go out to her family and we extend our deepest sympathies for their loss.” Announced the employer.

Even more baffling, Kelly was a sizzling hot beauty plus she didn’t have a small bum per se, one can’t understand why she had to boost her butt.

Some Kenyans have also chipped in their comments in regard to Kelly’s death.

See her photos on the next page:

 

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The apple, I love to say every now and then, never falls far from the tree. The Son of the head of music at 1fm who also happens to be a dj extraordinnaire has taken after his dad, a sneaker aficionado and lover of fashion. At only 2, the bubbly bundle of joy is doing things that have taken us years to get to, like playing with Deejaying equipment, having a high-end smart phone, garnering a following of 4000+ followers on Instagram in a month…. and being cool in a chaotic world. Anyhu..

 Dj creme is probably  the Kenyan version Of Dj Khaled, a sneaker lover who boasts of having thousands of shoes stacked somewhere in his closets, in fact,according to a credible documentary, the Dj travels with over 20 pairs of sneakers on a trip of 4 days. -Balling much? 

The Kenyan Dj, on the other hand is to be found in the company of his J’s, commonly known as Jordans. He loves them! 

Here is an example of what you will find him in.. 

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Here is what his son is wearing:

Runs in the family?

When you are the “It” admirers, most secret, come in droves, while most meet their end without meeting their  object of obsession, some go an extra mile in  slaking the object of their desire and most celebrities will attest  to having stalkers  who  sometimes pass as secret admirers. That is a story that Kanze Dena might know very well.. 

 An admirer masquerading behind a pseudo name “Banana peddler” penned the following letter to Kanze..:

 

“Beloved sweetheart Kanze, I hope you are lovely as always. No amount of written or spoken words can satisfactorily express my deep, sincerest, and everlasting love for you—only the inaudible language of the heart. My love for you beats the logics of eloquence. They say a picture speaks 1000 words, but when I look at yours, I only see three powerful words, “I love you”. Kanze, if I am asked to choose between breathing and loving you, I would expend my last breath to say “I Love You” My queen, if I died and God asked me what I’d like to come back as, I’d say a tear; so I can be born in your shimmering eyes, roll down your bewitching cheek, and die on your pouty lips.

Every time I see you on TV, my eyes suddenly turn weak as my body goes lackadaisical. always ask God, “Dear Lord, of all the 6b plus citizens of the world, why did you create a single wingless angel in Kanze” Babe, I am convinced that peradventure; God was showing off when he created you. But tell me sweetheart, did it hurt when God plucked your wings before sending you down on earth? Beloved Kanze, while still in bed, my thoughts go out to you, my immortal, and my beloved. Every night I dream of you, I wake up the following morning with great bliss, freedom of mind, and joy in my heart.

My mind is always engrossed in meditations, thinking painstakingly about my imaginary exquisite darling Kanze. What a confused bloke drowning in love. My long lost sweetheart, from the look of your shapely face, your seductive eyes tells me a secret story. The story of how happiness is not within you. Mum, your glistening eyes tell a story that makes me equally guilty by sponsoring your loneliness with my absence. Your invitingly kissable lips render me helpless. Sweetie, aside from your curvaceous self, your lustrous inklike hair polishes my living room every weekend. Your velvety skin not only manufactures hope in my life, it also maintains it hence giving me enough reason to wake up to another day. My angel Kanze, I know you are hiding your wings somewhere. Please unlock the chains from your heart and let yourself grow like the sweet flower you are. Yes! Please spread your wings and set yourself free for me. Baby your eloquence on TV makes me want more. I beg to know expressly the charm touching my love for you. Cutie, necessity compels me to find out the answer, having been more than a decade wounded by the darts of your love, but not yet sure if I’ll fail or find warmth within in your heart. Kanze darling, my blind eyes are desperately waiting to sight you. My Gusii people say that “A watched pot never boils,” But, I am ready to wait for you. They also say that “Character is like pregnancy, you cannot hide it,” But, I have approved of yours.

Babe, I have realized how fascinatingly elegant you have always been, and how peculiarly you have acquired an added and special and dangerously loveliness. I always fall in love very time I look into your beautiful eyes albeit, I keep asking myself how a factotum like me could end up falling for a princess like you. Dearest, I am certain that we will meet someday; we’ll porridge together under the sweet melodies of the evening breeze. We’ll reach each other’s minds. We’ll know what the other is thinking without asking. I’ll be the luckiest man to share my life with the greatest woman East of Lake Chad, North of Limpopo and the South Sahara. I’m on my knees Kanze; I need you like roses need the rain even with the thorns that make the rose in you. Like a cricket needs the morning dew. I just can’t live without you. My body and soul are forever yours. Every time I hear your name, I smile to the heavens. Oh our father who at in heaven, deliver oh thou princes.

Yours Sincerely,
Banana Peddler.”

It is hard enough to imagine that someone sat down and wrote this. But we hope that his letter gets to Kanze. 

 

Diamond’s beau is almost due, at least a glance at Zari Hassan’s baby bump suggests so (laymen’s point of view.)

While Diamond is busy traversing the globe dropping electrifying performances and signing new deals, his sweetheart is equally absorbed in social media activities.

First thing first, what is it with socialites sharing too much information with the public, even though such kind of stuff is what fuels blogs!

For starters, Zari is a Ugandan socialite, forgetting the part where she is a girlfriend to Tanzanian heartthrob, Diamond Platnumz!

The ‘reformed’ socialite took to social media to update her fans on her pregnancy. She was charitable enough to expose her baby pump with no cloth covering her protruding belly.

Zari was from hitting the gym when the idea of exposing her baby bump crossed her mind.

While some fans cheered her up, others seemed to have been completely put off by her stunt.

 

Yesterday twitter and other social media platforms were awash with Huddah Monroe and Joe Muchiri’s tweef, with some people leaking text messages purporting to portray the genesis of the two’s beef that brought social media into a stand still.

And as their fans joined the bandwagon to defend their idols, Huddah and Joe continued to tear each other apart with Huddah specifically posting unpalatable words.

But it seems Joe had the last laugh after posting one of the funniest, well edited video bashing Huddah.

The video starts with an interview Huddah was giving saying how many people look up to her and want to be like her.

And then it is cut short with another clip from an already famous Nigerian actor whose words have spread widely.

And finally, a beating follows:

Watch this clip and laugh your ribs out: 

 

Today I am getting pinched by the necessity of launching into an impassioned and scathing critique of you. I need to start this letter by informing you of my incessant, relentless distaste for everything Huddah-related. I know you’re incapable of reading and comprehending a message longer than 140 characters, so I hope someone is near you to read this to you. 

You keep broadcasting your stupidity on the internet and we happen to be the unfortunate recipients by default. I won’t even delve into your tweef with a certain irrelevant Capital FM producer who suckles on beer bottles the way a baby suckles on her mama’s titties. You’ve made a fool out of yourself many times but I am not going to hammer statistics into you, as I’m sure numbers are a very intimidating concept to you

What’s wrong with you? I fail to understand what’s so special about you. To this date, I still fail to understand why people even give you the attention. Oh…you are famous because you post pictures of yourself soaking Vitamin D somewhere in Dubai after orgies with multi-millionaires? You are famous because you’ve been oiled up, stripped, Photoshopped, and plastered all over the internet for the entire world to see? How awesome. Let’s all clap for Huddah fellas.

There are many mysteries in the world, from the Bermuda triangle, to conspiracy theories surrounding Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 or how the Pyramids of Egypt came about. What puzzles me the most, is how a foul-mouthed, ill-mannered talentless Kenyan girl called Njoroge becomes famous ‘.

There are many girls out there who are as beautiful as you or even more prettier. The difference between them and you is that they are decent and you are not. Have you googled the world intelligence recently? Do you even know what Google is? It’s this technology thing that people use to find information on topics they find amusing. You get it right? Or do you need a classroom for that?

When did we start worshipping traders of the flesh? Why would someone even pay to have sex with you when they can do so with a more humble clone of you from Karatina for free? Bad mathematics.

You said every girl should have a sponsor (an old rich man to shower her with money) but just admit it Huddah, you are who you are because you are lazy. You are too scared to step off the conveyor belt of conformity and actually work hard. The things you do for those sponsors, we know very well. Is it worth it to clinch old wrinkled cocks just to pocket a few millions? Is that a life worth living? The things you do are uncalled for and overly raunchy

You boasted how your exes were unlucky to have lost you. I tend to think the contrary. I would never sleep with you even if we were both sentenced to life in prison and locked in the same cell. And If I ever accidentally slept with you, I’d shower for three days non-stop then get baptized just to make sure my sins are washed away.

Body image is a major issue among young girls, and you are perpetuating it with altered versions of yourself everywhere. You make young girls so uncomfortable in their bodies. You are the reason many females are living on a diet of water and squats. You’re also perpetuating the idea that women cannot be talented and intelligent. Our daughters don’t even want to be doctors and lawyers anymore. They just want to grow booties and post them up on IG for likes. Thanks to role models from hell like you. You’re a beautiful idiot, and that’s by choice. Your fundamentals aren’t even juicy enough by the way. Your nyonyos look like tennis balls and your behind looks like two gourds placed together.

I am extremely concerned for you that those around you have led you to believe, or encouraged you in your own belief, that it is in any way ‘cool’ to be hawking your punani around the world. One day you’ll get old and no one will want it anymore. It’ll become dry, dusty. Spiders will build cobwebs in it and roaches will roam.  

None of the men ogling you and liking your photos give a shit about you either, do not be fooled. Many’s the woman mistook lust for admiration. If they want you sexually that doesn’t mean they give a damn about you. All the more true when you unwittingly give the impression you don’t give much of a damn about yourself.

You are not a wise bichacho Huddah. Even though I think you’re a try-hard with dumb tattoos, terrible haircuts, and even worse fashion choices, I think you should have enough self-esteem to know you are going down a dangerous path. One day the attention trail will go cold and we’ll see if the oil tycoons and Arabian money-men will even remember who you were.

Anyway all the best……

 

When it comes to social media fights, Huddah Monroe is the queen and she is not shy about hitting under the belt.

She pulls no punches as demonstrated by the countless all-out social media wars she has been engaged in.
And her fight with Joe Muchiri was no different after he accused her of being a high-end hooker and being proficient in ‘swallowship’ *gasp. *

The two have been going at it for close to two days, Huddah seems to have walked away from it all but Joe Muchiri is still reaching, throwing jabs at her.

We happened to land our hands on what is said to have been a chat between Huddah and Joe Muchiri before the beef? Did the beef germinate from these texts?

 

Joe Muchiri denies ever sending these texts, saying that he owns an I-Phone.

Campus parties are usually the epitome of ratchetness, everything goes! Team Mafisi usually get the golden opportunity of exercising their nocturnal activities at such kind of gigs.

The shocking things campus students do in the name of having fun makes you wonder what hell looks like, just in case you ever thought of being the devil’s guest of course.

KU students were caught on camera getting extremely ratchet at a campus bash. Two dudes were spotted grappling to grope a lady. I bet her behind is really itchy after this intense bend over dance!

 

 

 

 

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After Orie Rogo Manduli, it is justifiable to say that Mbita MP Millie Mabona Odhiambo is the other iron lady we have in Kenya today. I am convinced that when Orie Rogo looks at how Millie handles things, she smiles to her bedroom and nods in contention that there is someone representing effectively in Kenya.

Millie has never shied away from giving her story and telling the world what she believes in. she takes on anyone head on and in most cases emerges the winner.

Aside from that the MP is known to be married to a Zimbabwean man, Mr Mabona, a man she has publicly declared before how she is proud of him.

But when was the last time you set your eyes on Mr. Mabona? Well, honestly I have never seen him before. But today, Millie has given us a chance to know who Mabona is.

Believe it people he is a young and energetic man, and for the looks, I leave it to the ladies to decide if he is handsome.

Mabona was celebrating his birthday and Millie was there to give him the warmth he deserves. She held him tightly as they posed for a photo.

Here are some of their photos:

 

 

According to a World Health Organization Report, between 3000 and 13 000 Kenyans lose their lives in road traffic crashes every year.

I am sure that the number of those who survive but are injured are even higher. And some Kenyan celebrities are part of those afflicted by this scourge.

Betty Kayallo and Wangeci are among the fortunate few that have lived to tell the tale; Sheila Mwanyigha opens up about her accident posting this:

A car crash left me with this scar from 19 stitches on the corner of my left eye. I shall not complain: look what an accident did to ‪#‎LeftEye #‎ThankYouGod ‪#‎AliveAndLiving. ‪#‎WearingMyScars

 

 

Queen Vee unleashed another jaw-dropping photo that made the thirst bandwagon wax lyrical about her.

She has finally gotten back to her roots I presume as off late Vera Sidika has been quite generous with her sizzling hot body having occasionally given Team Mafisi something to fap on.

Have to admit it has been a while since Vera last gave the public a glimpse of her titanic camel toe. She must have realized folks missed it that why she took the initiative of upload her photo on social media.

The socialites’ queen knows a thing or two about remaining relevant in the game, just when you think the spotlight is fading out on her, kaboom! She snaps back to the limelight.

Vera recently posted a photo exposing her gigantic camel toe and with her huge bum and thighs, it was quite a spectacle to behold.

The thirst trap caught the attention of many who responded by openly expressing their appreciation for Vera’s fundamentals.

Check out the photo Vera posted on the next page:

 

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