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Bahati And Willy Paul’s Backyard Neighbor Causes A Stir Along Thika Road

 

Thought Bahati and Willy Paul were the only bigwigs who were brought up in Mathare? Well the president of their neighborhood is back on limelight.

He calls himself the Ghetto President, he is now the hottest celebrity round the entertainment circles thanks to his showoff.

One time gospel sensation, Eko Dydda, caused a fuss along Thika Road when he and his group took on the smooth highway to flaunt their flashy cars.

Eko was shooting a new video for his song ‘Nina One’ which he is using to make a comeback to the game after taking a long sabbatical.

‘Nina One’ has been greeted to a warm reception on YouTube, the comments are motivating to the former music heavyweight.

But some critics in the office are saying the Ghetto President has been asleep for too long to realize times have changed.

One Kanja is saying she can’t get a single word Eko is uttering in his song. She agrees the video is timam but the song itself, not so good.

Enough said, watch the video below:

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Unforgiving Kenyans Unwarrantedly Troll Citizen TV

This morning Citizen TV is on the receiving end of a barrage of attacks from unforgiving Kenyans on social media after an error occurred on their Nipashe news last evening.

The character developer who is responsible for developing news bars that run at the bottom of the screen erred when s/he misspelled the Swahili word Wasafishwa and instead said Wasafichwa.

Keen Kenyans quickly took screen shots of the error and took to social media to blast the Royal Media-owned TV station.

The queston is: was this really warranted? Who has never erred in whatever they do?

As we answer this, here is what a section of Kenyans said on social media:

Hapa ndio Citizen TV imetufikicha!

Wacha waoche kabisa…..

 

Imesafichwa imeng’ara

Hehe… Wacha mji uchafichwe

 

Hehehe kiswahili ngumu sana si kupenda kwao

sawa mchi wasapishwa

 

Lol ….I like the chokora bit

huyu alitype ni wa Nyeri

 

Ndiooo!!! mji umechapika

Sasa kuna Ubaya gani mji ukisafichwa? Some people just hate the government.

 

This is the same place you will hear a whole Kiswahili reporter saying Mtu aligonjeka !!!! ama nasikia baridi…..c’mon dont mess with our kids language …..

 

Sing to Your Heart’s Content Tonight With Free Vodka in Hand

 

Russians have finally curved a niche for themselves in the Kenyan liquor industry. As you all know, their products are among the best in the world.

Aqula, Russian finest vodka, is now available at various liquor hotspots in Nairobi. The vodka is infused with Russian recipes and has gone through distillation process that combines the purest of water to create an incredibly smooth, great-tasting vodka with remarkable body and character.

Being a party and drinking Nation, Aqula Vodka is making rounds around hot spots in Nairobi.

 

Aqula vodka will be turning up the heat at club Fahrenheit in Embakasi, from 7pm till late. You’ll get to hang out with the very talented vocalists as we sip on premium Aqula vodka.

 

Aqula will be making their way also to Tamasha Hurlighum tonight. Now combine Karaoke and Vodka in one night, epic, right?  Aqula will be giving free shots to every singer, the newcomer singer who finally found the guts to sing in front of a bunch of strangers will get a whole bottle on top of the free shot, the best singer will also get a free bottle. Now this night is not only for the best, even with a croaking voice, you’ll get to walk away with a bottle of Aqula Vodka. That’s not the end of it, shots will be sold at 50/- baab! and bottles at only 800/=.

See you all at Tamasha Hurlinghum

Check their FB for more updates; https://www.facebook.com/AqulaVodka/timeline

 

Meet The Gorgeous Tabby, DJ Mo’s Blood Sister….She is Smoking Hot!

It is true what they say, that the apple never falls far from the tree. It is an age old belief with a strange appeal that somewhere on the planet, alive today is someone who looks like you, maybe-not precisely, but close enough to be your double, your doppelganger. What is more fascinating is when that person is your sibling… 

 Cue, Dj Mo, for the first time, shared  photos of his sister, looking at them ? The resemblance is uncanny. Especially the squint eyes. 

He was wishing  his sister a happy birthday and appended the following caption to the image: “Look who is getting old …. My lovely blood sister … We have been together through thick and thin but you have always been so supportive &real to me .Mad love for you.Help me wish my siz TABBY a HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

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Maybe I should wish her a belated happy birthday too, for obvious reasons. 

Exclusive Chilling Ratchet Scenes From The Banned Pombe Bangi Video Which Were Deleted Because They Were Too Explicit

Rajayjay and his crew ferociously hit headlines when they emerged out of the blues with what was considered the most unpalatable, unethical, uncalled for and explicit video that not only deserved a ban but also a long jail term.

The video was banned outright upon its release, with many condemning the artistes for seeking fame through uncouth means.

Rajayjay refuted this vehemently, arguing that he was only passing a message of what has been happening in society as Kenyans watched without uttering a word.

And if you thought the video was that explicit, be ready to be shocked. I’m not sure if team mafisi will be shocked too.

Ghafla! Kenya has exclusively obtained some of the scenes that were deleted from the video, scenes which will definitely send chills down the spines of parents who will wonder why their children would resort to this.

Buffs of shisha, twerking born out of hell and cast onto this world, butt clinching  and clinging in equal measure, ladies kissing each other disgustingly and everything that will piss you off.

Click the next page to see the explicit ratchetness that was never showed in Pombe Bangi video.


 

 

Citizen TV’s Anne Kiguta Joins KOT To Ruthlessly Maul Kidero Over His Uproarious Action

Embattled Nairobi Governor, Dr. Evans Kidero, is wagging on people’s mouths again following his efforts to send a good impression to visiting American president.

After Obama confirmed he will be visiting the capital for 3 days, the city’s sheriff injected Kes 40 million to give Nairobi a facelift.

Work on Uhuru highway and Mombasa Road kick on immediately after Kidero ordered his men on the ground to start the beautification project.

But the snail pace of the workers has left a big gap that is an eyesore for Kenyans, the grass planted is yet to germinate.

With only 3 days left till Obama arrives, Kenyans are wondering which miracle Kidero will use to turn the grass green.

But what really made Kidero trend on twitter this early morning was the dire warning he is issuing to pedestrians; “STEP ON THE GRASS AT YOUR ON RISK!”

Citizen TV’s Anne Kiguta joined KOT to throw a jab at the insanely hilarious warning Kidero’s men put along Uhuru highway.

“Well I don’t know what miracles we are expecting here before Friday here… But okay..Good morning.” Wrote Kiguta.

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THE CORNER KICK | Kenyan TV Personalities Who Fit The Bill To Hold A Successful Interview With Barack Obama When He Arrives On Friday

Finally, after a long wait that was worthy it, US President Barack Obama is finally setting foot in the country as the first ever sitting US President to visit the country.
 
Obama and his predecessors have visited neighbouring countries before as presidents, skipping Kenya openly, making us feel like we are looked down upon despite being the most developed country among the three from East Africa region.Obama, Bush and Clinton have visited Uganda and Tanzania before, ignoring Kenya for reasons well known to themselves.
 
But finally, there is light at the end of the tunnel as Obama is set to set foot in Kenya, his father’s country where his grandmother Sarah Obama lives. Obama will be in the country on an official visit though.
 
And as we celebrate this news, it is time we start preparing for the homecoming of the ‘son of the land’. Kenya will surely be a king’s landing come Friday.
 
Interviews are likely to be conducted by Kenyan media houses and Ghafla! Kenya has delved into some of the TV personalities who would give the best interview if they had a chance to host Barack Obama.
 
This list, in whatsoever means, does not look down upon other journalists.
 
Julie Gichuru –Citizen TV
 
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She is arguably the most decorated female anchor in Kenya. Through Julie, Citizen TV has grown to become one of the best and most watched TV stations in Kenya. Julie has experience in conducting interviews. She has hosted great men and women from Africa through her African Leadership Forum show. She is well traveled and has a fine masterly of the Queen’s language having schooled in Cardiff, Wales in the United Kingdom. Julie is also ever composed in front of cameras and she is so so photogenic. Above all, Julie was among the few journalists selected for the presidential debate in 2013 prior to the general elections. She did not disappoint. Julie perfectly fits to interview Obama.
 
Larry Madowo – NTV
 
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Young but experienced. This just sums up who Larry Madowo is. Larry has proven himself to be that man who would ask what other interviewers deem inappropriate. He will sting you with very inquisitive questions. Try to ignore them at your own peril. He is arguably on hottest prospects NTV boasts today and his genius in front of cameras gives him an edge over others to interview the most powerful man on earth. So to me I give him the nod.
 
Jeff Koinange – KTN
 
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Oooh my wamae! What a show! Smoooookin! (buffs the smoke)

Jeff has worked before for the CNN, an established international media which gave him a platform to travel far and wide to unearth some of the stories that have remained the greatest in history. Jeff has experience too spanning decades in the field of journalism. His ability to make an interview lively definitely gives him an edge over other journalists. Ever since returning into the country after working for CNN, Jeff has proved himself to the masses with wonderful shows like the Bench on K24 and The JKL show on KTN. He has been effective all along and fits the bill to be among the top journalists who would hold a prolific interview with Obama.


Alex Chamwada – KTN Special Correspondent
 
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Arguably the best reporter and most experienced journalist Kenya has ever produced, Chamwada’s story just gives him a clean bill to interview Barack Obama. Having worked for Kenyan media for over 20 years as an esteemed reporter, Chamwada harbours all the qualities that qualify him for the chance. He is academically well equipped having graduated with a masters in Political Communication from the University of Liverpool in the UK. Chamwada has also traversed the world, bringing every detail closer home and making the world a global village for many Kenyans. He has covered the US Presidential elections twice and the ICC cases several times. His knowledge in the field is incredible. He has met respected leaders from across the globe and conducted interviews with them. He currently rides high with his The Alex Chamwada Report which premiered last week on KTN News. This definitely puts him at a better place to conduct an interview with Obama.
 
Linus Kaikai -NTV
 
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He is NTV’s most respected interviewer having conducted very successful interviews before. Linus Kaikai was among the panel of journalists who conducted and directed the presidential election debate in 2013 prior to the general elections. Kaikai has also conducted some with president Uhuru Kenyatta and all have been a success. He has the zeal and ability to harvest the necessary responses from the interviewees. Linus fits here perfectly.
 
John Allan Namu – KTN
 
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He is among the most revered investigative journalists in Kenya. Alongside his counterpart Mohammed Ali, Namu has unearthed some of the most secretive and untold stories of all time. His ability to detect a lie in someone and demand for the truth puts him at a better place to bombard Obama with some of the most incisive questions. Namu has conducted interviews before and this won’t be a disappointment to him. He joins the rest in the race for the journalists to land an exclusive interview with Obama.
 
Hussein Mohammed – Citizen TV
 
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He got Moses Kuria storming out of a live TV interview the other day. He has been here before, conducting very sensitive interviews and has managed them perfectly. Interviewing Obama will be a milestone for him and I believe he has the ability to conduct a successive one with Obama.
 
 

Jaguar, Octopizzo, Sauti Sol, Willy Paul, STL, Victoria Kimani, DJ Joe Mfalme And DJ Shinski All Nominated For This Prestigious Award In The US

Kenya may have walked out of MAMAs award empty-handed but the country could seek redemption in the forthcoming AFRIMMA Awards 2015.

African Muzik Magazine Awards (AFRIMMA) honors African music’s biggest stars at the biggest award show in diaspora.

2015 AFRIMMA Awards will be held on August 10th in Dallas, Texas, USA. Uganda’s Anne Kansiime and Nigeria’s Basketmouth will be the hosts.

Kenya will be represented by Jaguar, Octopizzo, Sauti Sol, Willy Paul, STL, Victoria Kimani And DJ Shinski who were nominated in various categories.

See the full list below:

Best Male East Africa

Eddy Kenzo (Uganda)

Jaguar (Kenya)

Diamond Platnumz (Tanzania)

Bebe Cool (Uganda)

Jackie Gosse (Ethiopia)

Ali Kiba (Tanzania)

Dynamq (South Sudan)

Best Female East Africa

Khadija Kopa (Tanzania)

Aster Aweke (Ethiopia)

Victoria Kimani (Kenya)

Vanessa Mdee (Tanzania)

Juliana Kanyamozi (Uganda)

STL (Kenya)

Irene Ntale (Uganda)

 Best African Group

P square (Nigeria)

Bana C4 (Congo)

Toofan (Togo)

Sauti Sol (Kenya)

B4 (Angola)

Black Motion (South Africa)

R2bees (Ghana)

Magic System (Ivory Coast)

 

Best Gospel Artist

Sammy Okposo (Nigeria)

Nikki Laoye (Nigeria)

Soweto Gospel Choir (South Africa)

Uche Agu (Nigeria)

No Tribe (Ghana)

Icha Kavons (Congo)

Ntokozo Mbambo (South Africa)

Willy Paul (Kenya)

Crossing Boundaries with Music

Fuse ODG (Ghana)

Wale (Nigeria)

Knaan (Somalia)

Nneka (Nigeria)

STL (Kenya)

Asa (Nigeria)

Jidenna (Nigeria)

Tinnie Tempah (Nigeria)

Best Dance in a Video

Lil Kesh ft Olamide, Davido – Shoki (Nigeria)

Toofan – Orobo (Togo)

Sauti Sol – Lipala (Kenya)

Fabregas – Mascara (Congo)

Diamond and Flavour – Nana (Tanzania and Nigeria)

Os DeTroia – Bela (Angola)

Serge Beynaud – Okeninkpin (Ivory Coast)

Olamide – Shakiti Bobo (Nigeria)

Best Video Director

Moe Musa (Nigeria)

Godfather (South Africa)

Clarence Peters (Nigeria)

Patrick Ellis (Nigeria)

Klasszik & JKP Studio (Angola)

Justin Campos (South Africa)

Ogopa Djs (Kenya)

Phamous Films (Ghana)

Song of the Year

Wizkid – Ojuelegba (Nigeria)

Korede Bello – Godwin (Nigeria)

Lil Kesh ft Olamide, Davido – Shoki (Nigeria)

Stonebwoy ft Sarkodie – Baafira (Ghana)

Roberto – Amarula (Zambia)

Diamond Platnumz – Ntampata Wapi (Tanzania)

Sauti Sol – Sura Yako (Kenya)

Cassper Nyovest – Doc Shabaleza (South Africa)

Best Rap Act

Sarkodie (Ghana)

AKA (South Africa)

Olamide (Nigeria)

NGA (Angola)

Octopizzo (Kenya)

Phyno (Nigeria)

Cassper Noyvest (South Africa)

M.I (Nigeria)

Best Male West Africa

Davido (Nigeria)

Serge Beynaud (Ivory Coast)

Wizkid (Nigeria)

Sarkodie (Ghana)

Flavour (Nigeria)

Carlou D (Senegal)

Olamide (Nigeria)

Stonebwoy (Ghana)

Best Female West Africa

Yemi Alade (Nigeria)

Wiyaala (Ghana)

Tiwa Savage (Nigeria)

Viviane Child (Senegal)

Teeyah (Ivory Coast)

Becca (Ghana)

Almok (Togo)

Efya (Ghana)

Best Male Central Africa

Fally Ipupa (DR Congo)

Yuri Da Cunha (Angola)

Fabregas (Congo)

Nelson Freitas (Cape Verde)

Ferra Golla (Congo)

Corean Du (Angola)

Jovi (Cameroon)

Youssoupha (DRC)

Best Female Central Africa

Arielle T (Gabon)

Coco Argentee (Cameroon)

Betty Akna (Equitorial Guinea)

Lady Ponce (Cameroon)

Yola Semedo (Angola)

Laurette Le Pearle (DRC)

Mani Bella (Cameroon)

Best Male Southern Africa

AKA (South Africa)

Zeus (Botswana)

Cassper Noyvest (South Africa)

Slap Dee (Zambia)

Stunner (Zimbabwe)

Tha Dogg (Namibia)

Donald (South Africa)

Vee (Botswana)

Best Female Southern Africa

Bucie (South Africa)

Toya De Lazy (South Africa)

Ice Queen Cleo (Zambia)

Busiwa (South Africa)

Punah Gabasiane (Botswana)

Lizha James (Mozambique)

Samantha Mogwe (Botswana)

Best Dancehall Artist

Stonebwoy (Ghana)

Timaya (Nigeria)

MC Norman (Uganda)

Wax Dey (Cameroon)

Dr Jose Chameleon (Uganda)

Shatta Wale (Ghana)

Patoranking (Nigeria)

Buffalo Soldier (Zimbabwe)

Best Traditional Artist

Flavour (Nigeria)

Kwabena Kwabena (Ghana)

Dobet Gnahore (Ivory Coast)

Ladysmith Black Mambazo (South Africa)

Mrisho Mpoto (Tanzania)

Soweto Gospel Choir (South Africa)

Tunakie (Namibia)

Best Newcomer

Kiss Daniel (Nigeria)

Pappy Kojo (Ghana)

Korede Bello (Nigeria)

Lil Kesh (Nigeria)

Mz Vee (Ghana)

Fabregas (Congo)

Ommy Dimpoz (Tanzania)

Bebe Phillip (Ivory Coast)

 


 

Best DJ Africa

Dj Jimmy Jatt (Nigeria)

Dj Exclusive (Nigeria)

Dj Cndo (South Africa)

Dj Black (Ghana)

Dj Creme de la Creme (Kenya)

DJ Shiru (Uganda)

Dj Joe Mfalme (Kenya)

Best African DJ – USA

DJ Shinski (Kenya)

DJ Ebou (Gambia)

DJ Ecool (Nigeria)

DJ Ronnie (Ghana)

DJ Dee Money (NG/US)

DJ Ronnie (GH/US)

Dj Amin (Ethiopia)

Dj Dozzy Ross (Nigeria)

 

AFRIMMA Video of the Year

R2bees – Lobi (Ghana)

Wizkid Ojuelegba (Nigeria)

Flavour – Gollibe (Nigeria)

Diamond ft Flavour – Nana (Tanzania)

Tiwa Savage – My Darlling (Nigeria)

Bebe Cool – Love You Everyday (Uganda)

Juliana Kanyomozi – Woman (Uganda)

AKA – Congratulate (South Africa)

Music Producer of the year

Shizzi (Nigeria)

Don Jazzy (Nigeria)

Killbeatz (Ghana)

Oskido (South Africa)

Nash Wonder (Uganda)

Sheddy Klever (Tanzania)

Legendary Beatz (Nigeria)

Dj Breezy (Ghana)

Best Dance Group

CEO Dancers

Unique Silver Dancers

Level 5

Imagneto Dance Company

D3 Dancers

Best Collaboration

Harrysong, Kcee & Iyanya – Feel it

J Martins ft Koffi Olamide – Dance for Me

Serge Beynaud ft Eddy Kenzo – Lopangwe

AKA ft Burna Boy, Da L.E.S & J.R – All Eyes on Me

Toofan ft Dj Arafat – Apero

Stanley Enow ft Sarkodie – Njama Njama Cow Remix

Psquare ft Don Jazzy – Collabo

Diamond ft Flavour – Nana

Artist of the Year

Flavour (Nigeria)

Davido (Nigeria)

Diamond Platnumz (Tanzania)

Sarkodie (Ghana)

Cassper Noyvest (South Africa)

Fally Ipupa (Congo)

Eddy Kenzo (Uganda)

Wizkid (Nigeria)

Yemi Alade (Nigeria)

Bucie (South Africa)

AFRIMMA Inspirational Song

Bracket ft Diamond & Tiwa Savage – Alive (Nigeria & Tanzania)

Juliana Kanyomozi – Woman (Uganda)

Sarkodie ft Castro – Adonai (Ghana)

Jose Chameleon – Bwerere (Uganda)

Psquare ft Dave Scott – Bring it On (Nigeria)

Eddy Kenzo – Be Happy (Uganda)

AFRIMMA Best Humanitarian Artist

Sound Sultan (Nigeria)

Vanessa Mdee (Tanzania)

2face (Nigeria)

Lady Jaydee (Tanzania)

Wax Dey (Cameroon)

Buffalo Souljah (Zimbabwe)

Judith Sephuma (South Africa)

 

21st July 2015:Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

Tick tok… The countdown is on, only 3 days remaining till Jatelo from America sets foot on his father’s ancestral land. Did i get it clear, did Obama just snubbed University of Nairobi opting to visit Kenyatta University instead? Folks are going to commit suicide over this! That aside, below are the hottest stories this Tuesday morning:


#1The Woman Brutally Raped Orally In a Viral Video Clip Is Not Kenyan, New Evidence Suggests (+Photos)

#2High-Flying Kenyan Model Buried On Her Birthday. She Was A Real Beauty (Photos)

#3Mama Kayai Speaks On Huddah Monroe’s Claims That She Featured in Vitimbi

#4Strolling Like The Real Boss! Sonko Causes A Stir In Meru During His Graduation (Photos)

#5Hot Tahidi High’s Bad Girl Finally Gives Birth (Photo)

#6Uhuru Kenyatta Goes Shopping At Westgate, Is He Just Stingy? Guess What He Bought?

#7Mzee Ojwang To Be Buried Like First President Mzee Jomo Kenyatta

#8Jeff Koinange The Only Kenyan Journalist Who Will Interview Obama? He Speaks to Ghafla

#9Don’t Even Start On Nyasuguta’s Face, Check Out This Figure Hugging Dress She Wore.

#10Photo Of Christian Longomba After Undergoing A Successful Head Surgery

Colonel Mustafa Pops Out Of The Blue To Reveal This About Ailing Christian Longomba

 

The king of controversy broke his loud silence by revealing his connection with ailing Christian Longomba.

Christian has undergone three surgeries to rid his brain of a tumor that threatened his life. A public appeal to contribute towards his operation notified Kenyans of his predicament.

Celebrities and Kenyans at large have been sending in their contributions and prayers to the former music sensation.

Colonel Mustafa is the latest celebrity to factor in his voice on Christian’s state of health. Mustafa says the ailing singer is his long time friend and has always been a valuable person in his life.

The ‘Dodoma Singida’ singer revealed his friendship with Christian spans from childhood to their heydays at Ogopa DJs when they were dominating music scene.

Colonel Mustafa says he is deep worried about his friend’s state of health going on to pray for his quick recovery.

Dear Christian longomba I recently found out about the difficult situation you are going through and it is for this reason that I write this note. You are a valuable person and you have always been with me throughout my life(from childhood,to Ogopa djs) that I am worried about your state of health. Do not forget that all the people who love you are with you at this time and we wish the best for you. I always pray for your fast recovery. Take care friend. -Your friend/brother Col Mustafa

 

President Uhuru And His Wife Margaret Kenyatta Wow Many At KICC. But What Did The Two Lovebirds Do This Time? (Photos)

President Uhuru and First Lady Margaret Kenyatta, are causing unnecessary excitement on social media after their photos surfaced.

Today, the commander in chief opened the 9th Stop Cervical, Breast and Prostate Cancer in Africa Conference at KICC, Nairobi.

But even before President Uhuru made his way into the conference hall, he had to stop a few meters by the door to greet ladies who were waiting for him to arrive.

Among them was his sweetheart, Margaret Kenyatta. Photos captured when Margaret warmed up to his hubby are what have generated fuss on social networking platforms.

Uhuru and Margaret were donning clothes that somehow looked similar and they both had this look that say; ‘You look stunning darling.’ ‘You too sweetheart’

Yeah! Kenyans were filling the gaps after seeing the photos which have gone viral, even the likes of Nameless have shared the photos on their personal handles. Check them below:

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Victoria Kimani Shows Us That She Is the Real ‘Mtoto’ With This Sultry Photo That Leaves Little to the Imagination

Its common knowledge that Victoria Kimani is a sexy siren thanks to her voluptuous body, tapered waist and a behind that never quits. Her heavy-lidded ‘bedroom’ eyes and full pouting lips further enhance this image.

She recently upped the sexiness ante when she dyed her hair fiery red just like the famous TV character, Jessica Rabbit who also bears the same physical attributes as the ‘Prokoto’ singer.

But she revealed that she is not yet done with us, and she dropped this image that has left everyone on Social media all hot and bothered.

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Photo Credit: The botl

 

“We were fooled from Nation Media Group to Standard Media only to be sent home after years of sheer hard work!”KTN employees lament.

Today July 20 marks the end day for over 250 staff of Standard Group who were allegedly supposed to be retrenched. However it appears things are not rosy at the Kenya’s second largest media company as Ghafla! has come to establish.

 

In a bid to cut down on the wage bill,the company had announced its intention to sack employees. In an internal memo that Ghafla was able to receive last month,the staff were requested to apply for Early Voluntary Retrenchment and as a result each would get a two-month gross salary .

Ghafla! is able to gather that the company CEO invited staff to an impromptu meeting which his supposed to be convened tomorrow, the main agenda being the retrenchment after it appeared that few employees opted for early retrenchment.

“Yes it is true we are likely to be retrenched and it appears very few guys applied for the early retrenchment, something that has prompted our boss to call an early morning tomorrow”, reveals one staff when we called.

According to some highly placed sources at the sales department who requested to remain anonymous, they claim to have been fooled from Nation Media group by the head of commercial with hefty empty promises. They hacked the sales target upon which their performance is based and thus according to them it’s therefore unfair for the company to chase them after bringing a lot of revenue in 2013 and 2014.

Narrating their plight, the frustrated lot however maintain that the media sales landscape has changed tremendously after the government advertising agencies came in.

Keep it Ghafla for more on the juicy scoop.

 

Out With the Old, In With the New. R.I.P Blankets and Wine, Welcome Africa Nouveau

After 6 years and 56 editions of showcasing Africa’s most remarkable and emerging bands, Blankets & Wine is on its way out .

In its place is Africa Nouveau, a 2-day festival designed to showcase the most innovative, cutting-edge,  trend setting artists on September 5th and 6th 2015, at the NGONG RACECOURSE Nairobi, starting from noon each day. 

Africa Nouveau Festival promises to expand your imagination by introducing you to the most progressive Musicians, Visual and Digital Artists, DJ/Producers, Fashion Designers, Foodies and Fashionistas from all over Africa and its Diaspora!

 

Over the course of the two days, Kenyans will be blown away by live music scheduled on two stages, live art installations, concept food creation, DJ Sets and general good vibes. 
 
“Come hang out with other cool, interesting, curious, engaging, imaginative, opinionated, passionate, international human beings, who, like you, are dying to EXPERIENCE SOMETHING NEW!!!” the organizers said.

 

 

Dubai Billionaire Funding A Brand New Kenyan Video, Guess Who The Beneficiary Is.

Papa Dennis is best known for his videos, the quality, the money and the location. As a matter of fact, most of his videos are not shot locally, he does though, defend this by saying, “For the best, you have to do more”- Papa Don  has always done more, cruising the world with his crew in tow searching for perfect locations in London, South Africa or Nepal. 

 Now 411 reveals that an Arabian Billionaire is funding papa Denis’s video which he will be releasing before the end of the year. Have you ever heard of the saying “money attracts money?”

This seems to be the case. The Billionaire was impressed at the levels that papa Denis was willing to go just to create music. What to expect of his new video is the new, the amount of money on that video will blow your mind. 

More details will be shared in subsequent articles. 

Here are exclusive photos of the billionaire. 

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Sema Kutoka Mbali! This is the Humble Job ‘Njugush’ Of KTN Did Before Striking It big

 

Timothy Kimani a.k.a Njugush is currently at the top of his game honing his skills even further at ‘Hapa Kule and the ‘Real Housewives of Kawangware.’

Many people have even branded him as the new king of comedy as he is one of the few Kenyan comedians who are actually funny.

But before he was high-flying and everyone could spot him from a mile away, Timothy literally started from the bottom. The former Kenya Institute of Mass Communication student revealed exclusively to Ghafla that he used to clean dishes for a living before the fame came calling

He worked at Redcourt in South B to get the extra money because his father gave him little money to survive. But despite getting the supplementary income, on a bad day he would not have money for food, check out his inspiring story here:

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Shock:Kenyan Man Who Transitioned Into A Woman Shares More Photos Of Her New Look.

You can now inter the name Jaffar Jackson. She is no longer Jaffar, that ship ladies and gentlemen  has long since, set sail. Jaffar Jackson the has been replaced by a fashionable version of herself now going with the name Ms Jay. Refer to Caityln Jenner and the shenanigans thereof. 

 Ms Jay is now to be seen, in the distinguished company of her handbag, scarlet stilettos and  marc lipstick, nonplussed at the buzz that is her Facebook account.  Her transition comes a week before the visit of POTUS, a visit that clergy and clerics all over  the country have vowed to criticize if it touches on the gay Agenda. 

Check out Ms Jay Below: 

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Did ‘Helicopter Of Christ’ Pastor Send Clothless Photos Of Himself And Explicit Texts To His Congregation? He Speaks Out

There is unrest at the ‘Helicopter of Christ Church’ after members of the church complained of receiving naughty photos and x-rated texts from their pastor, Bishop Thomas Wahome.

In addition the pastor is accused of demanding tithe and also money so that his followers can find out if their name is in the ‘Book Of Life’

Speaking to the Nairobian, Bishop Wahome pleaded innocence saying that “When I started receiving complaints from people and some members that they were receiving obscene materials from the group, I was so shocked. I decided to carry out an investigation to get to the bottom of the matter. The culprit is attempting to tarnish my name and ministry.”
Wahome says that all his troubles started after her formed a Whatsapp Group “to make it easier to minister to his flock.”

 

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‘Whatsapping’ however proved a tall order and he left Whatsapp only to learn that someone was sending clothless photos and filthy texts to his parishioners. In addition the said offender insisted on money in exchange for miracles and prayers.

Wahome informed the Nairobian that he has reported the matter to the police who are now looking into it.

Jeff Koinange The Only Kenyan Journalist Who Will Interview Obama? He Speaks to Ghafla

Early today, there was lots of murmuring centering on legendary talk show king, Jeff Koinange. Word in the street has it that Jeff is the only Kenyan journalist who will be grilling Potus.

Jeff Koinange, Julie Gichuru and Larry Madowo were pitted against each other by Kenyans who were wondering who among them would be privileged to seat Obama down and ask him gripping questions.

Jeff and Larry went a notch higher and challenged each other for a Kes 123,000 bet as to who between them would interview President Obama.

See also: You Won’t Believe The Staggering Amount Of Cash Larry Madowo And Jeff Koinange Put On The Table as to Who Will Interview Obama. Lanes!

This morning it appeared Jeff had swept Larry by his feet. Some blog had it that Jeff was rubberstamped by US authority to interview the leader of free world.

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The news caused lots of excitement on social media but Ghafla! Wouldn’t fall for the boobytrap without hearing the truth straight from the horse’s mouth.

Ghafla! Contacted Jeff to confirm whether it was indeed true he had made mincemeat of Larry Madowo.

“I wish it were true. It’s pure MUSHENE but hopping I get it. Fingers crossed!!! As soon as I know you’ll be the first one to know.” Jeff told Ghafla!

Mhh! Larry must be breathing a sigh of relief! Jeff hasn’t won yet, the bet is still on. Jeff vs Larry, who will carry the day?

 

Fashion Blogger Sharon Mundia Stuns And Steals The Show At The Mama Awards In Durban, South Africa

Her shine has not dimmed even after getting hitched to banker fiance, Lonina, neither has fashion sense. As a matter of fact, Sharon Mundia, commonly known for her blog Thisisess is eyeing the world pew where she seeks to be identified as the avante garde, the best of the best  of all the fashion bloggers in the country. 

 The weekend past, Sharon attended MAMA awards in South Afriica as did Victoria Kimani. Sauti Sol would even acknowledge her by posting on their wall: 

Always be grateful for the gift of life. S/O to our lovely queen from Kenya Sharon Mundia aka This is Ess for cheering us on #LiveandDieinAfrika #BacktoyourRoots

Posted by Sautisol on Sunday, July 19, 2015

They did not call her queen in vain, Sharon looked stunning at the red carpet. Maybe this was her way of going back to the country she spent most of her school life in, Monash Unversity. 
Check out what she wore. 

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Kenyan Songbird Sheds Tears For Christian Longomba And Begs Kenyans To Remember Him In Prayer

 

The name Longombas has once again found its way into headlines after one of the two brothers was hospitalised with a head tumor.

Christian Longomba’s news hit airwaves late last week when it emerged that the talented singer who is based in America was fighting for his life after undergoing a head surgery to remove a life-threatening tumor that had developed.

Many of Longomba favourites expressed their agony at the news, with quick recovery messages trickling in from all corners of the republic.

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Christian Longomba in hospital

Among those who have sent heart-warming yet emotional messages to Christian is singer Nyota Ndogo.

Through one of her social media accounts, Nyota Ndogo has urged her fans to stand with Christian during this time of difficulty and show him their support.

Nyota reminded them everybody has their day and so they should not overlook the problem he is undergoing.

She said:

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LONGOMBAZ.hakuna binadamu aliekamilika mpaka utakapokua kaburini.binadamu sote sawa uwe tajiri uwe maskini mwisho wa siku zote binadamu.ajali ugonjwa unaweza kumpata mtu yoyote yule bila hata kutarajia.yanapomkuta mtu wako wakaribu ama rafiki yako ndio unajua KWELI UJAFA UJAUMBIKA.tunawaomba wakenya tuungane katika kumuombea kakaetu.mwanamziki mwenzetu alielala kitandani kupigana na SARATANI YA UBONGO.Tumearifiwa kua opresheni imefanyika na imepita vizuri ila maombi muimu MWENYEZI MUNGU TUNAOMBA UWEZE KUMPONYA NA KUMUONDOLEA UGONJWA HUO KABISA NA ARUDI KAZINI KAMA WENGINE..NATAKA NIONE AMIN KWA WENGI JAMANI.tuombeni kwa pamoja

 

New Music Alert; ‘Party Leo’ by Ringtone ft Exodus (UG)

From a humble background and currently one of the top most decorated gospel artistes in the country, Ringtone is back in the scene.

The celebrated gospel singer has dropped his latest single`Party Leo’ which is a G.E.A.R Music Empire Neutriq Town Records. Ringtone did a collabo with Ugandan artist, Exodus.

The song is an upbeat from beginning to end which makes it an awesome dance song. Then the dancers do this ‘Nigerian’ dance.  The song mainly praises the Lord of the blessings He has bestowed upon us. It’s mostly in English though has interjections in Kiswahili and kiasi some Uganda.  

People have caused tantrums over it when the official video was released, questioning if it really is a Gospel song and I truly don’t get why. Given, it’s not the usual slow Gospel songs, but doesn’t mean it’s any less gospel because people are really dancing and are all hyper.

The video is of a higher quality and this shows that G.E.A.R Records is a force to recon with when it comes to video production.

Watch the video here>>>>>>>>>>

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Did Celebrated Ex-Mali Actor Wed Secretly? Photos Emerge Showing Him Getting Cozy With A Woman In A Wedding Gown…

A celebrated Kenyan thespian is the talk in town after Ghafla! Kenya exclusively obtained photos of him holding a mummy in a wedding gown, prompting us to believe he tied the knot secretly over the weekend.

Robert Agengo who has featured prominently in different Kenyan shows among them Mali, Kona and Makutano Junction is seen in the photos getting cozy with a beautiful lady dressed in a wedding gown.

And the setting would make you believe they had indeed wedded.

The thespian is known to have played different roles in various films, and we sought to ascertain if indeed he had wedded or nah!.

When we contacted him, Robert could not deny or confirm if indeed he wedded over the weekend. He only told us to watch this space as the truth will come out very soon.

He is a thespian. So we leave it at that. May be he did. May be he din’t.

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The Top Ten fashion Moments At MTV Awards: Sauti Sol’s Chimano Made It To The List.

Just like L.A, Sauti Sol did not win at the MTV awards over the weekend, but with the loss came experience and a chance at meeting the cream of cream in the showbiz industry across Africa. To borrow a line from Shakespeare’s Macbeth “All Journeys commence forth from somewhere” And Sauti Sol’s ship has Sailed.. 

 At The MAMA awards in matters Fashion, Africans proved that they are better at slaying the red carpet. I have photos attached to the post that will make BET Awards red carpet look like “Fashion Fails” 

Kenya’s Sauti Sol was represented by Chimano, the skirt wearing Chimano. He even made it to the top ten.  

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After receiving their award, Nigerian P square gave Sauti Sol  a shout out during their acceptance speech.

CNN Reveals The Real Reason Why Italian PM Wore A Bulletproof Vest When He Visited Uhuru At State House

So indeed Italian Prime Minister, Matteo Renzi, wore protective armor when he visited President Uhuru at State House last week!

Kenyans were vexed by the action of the Italian PM when photos showing his protruding bulletproof vest hit the social media.

See also: Kenyans Roar In Agitation After Italian PM Was Spotted Wearing A Bulletproof Vest When He Visited Uhuru At State House

Leading western media, CNN, were equally baffled by revelations Matteo wore a bulletproof vest at State House. It for this reason that they went on a mission of shedding more light on the incident.

CNN put Italian government to task to explain why they dressed their leader in body armor even while visiting Kenya’s president at his fortress.

First the Italian government confirmed Matteo wore the vest and explained he only did so because of a tight schedule.

CNN says authority in Italy told them the PM didn’t have time to take off the bulletproof jacket when he visited Uhuru at State House.

Probably he forgot or maybe taking it off and wearing it again while leaving State House was a tedious process so Matteo opted to wear it wherever he went.

Barely Two Wees After Her ‘Wedding’ Video Broke The Internet, Atemi Now Ventures Into Comedy

Taurus Eventz in conjunction with Chivas Regal, are proud to present to you an event- ‘Comedy Night Live’  at The Carnivore, located on Lang’ata Road, on  25th July 2015 from 9pm till late.

Hosted by one of Kenya’s favorite comedians Eric Omondi, Featuring the sensational UK based comedian Daliso Chaponda, Kenya’s professor of comedy; the hilarious Dr.Ofweneke and performances by the amazing, sultry and versatile queen of afro soul Carol Atemi Oyungu.

Advance Tickets available on Ticketsasa.com @Ksh 1,500, Ksh 2,000 at the gate and corporate tables that seat 10 for Ksh 100,000

Finally, Here’s a Kenyan Artiste Ready to Give Diamond a Run for His Money in Bongo Music

Otile Brown, was born and raised in the coastal city of Mombasa. At only 21 years, the artiste has mastered the art of song writing, plays the guitar, is a rapper, does ragga with  amazing vocals to crown it all. 

Many who have listened to him admit that his music is mature. He was discovered by Jalango, who later referred him to Docta Eddie. Since then, they have been recording music and The third single has been released and is causing ripples in the Kenyan music scene…

After a successful collaboration with Khaligraph Jones, dubbed Imaginary Love, Otile Brown has yet come back with a song that is expected to create massive heat in the industry. The song they have chosen to call DEJAVU, is a story of a married couple that has been staying together for some time and the wife tends to think that the love from the husband if fading…    

The video shot in the coastal part of Kenya, brings out the whole coastal experience to the fullest. Directed and produced by the award-winning producer Dr. Eddie, of Dreamland Music Entertainment Company which Otile Brown is signed under…

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PRISK Donates 50,000 towards Mzee Ojwang’s Funeral…But Kenyans Are Not Happy

Mzee Ojwang’ one of Kenya’s greatest heroes who entertained Kenyans for over three decades breathed his last, last weekend.

His death was met with immense grief from his fans, condolences from politician and heartfelt messages from his fellow performers.

The Performers Rights Society of Kenya has donated 50,000 towards his funeral in accordance to the 50k Death Benefit allocation given to all members.

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A message that was relayed via Instagram by their Marketing &Communications Consultant at KAMP&PRISK DNG who wrote that “#PRISK has ensured that Veteran Kenyan Comedian the late #MzeeOjwang is given a dignified send-off. The late #Vitimbi actor will benefit from the 50k Death Benefit allocation given to all members to cater for their funeral arrangements. #PayForPlay cc: @PRISKKenya “

But Kenyans felt that Ojwang’ deserved more writing comments such as these:

shiro_nyaga 50k? Tsk tsk tsk

 miss_wanjirumungai 50k really?

nina_lush 50k????? Wat the hell is 50k i cant even deal with this…..n yet rush to do mediocre jobs on our roada for obama…smh priorities

barigold_ Lol 50k

xomoboss 50k. Hailipi hata one semester hio… Kenya sucks

djkrowbar I would actually be offended if I was Ojwang’s family. #SMH

chugu_kanyugo What a pitty!Is that fee for the morgue, casket or transport for funeral expenses?

But DNG was quick to explain why Mzee Ojwang would be getting the 50 K “It is very interesting to see such comments that the amount is little. This is a contribution by PRISK as part of Death Benefit. We are part of the solution and from our stand point, it is better to have something than nothing. “

Before explaining further by saying that the new scheme by PRISK gives its members  200,000 for inpatient, 20,000 maternity and 50,000 as death benefits. And this scheme would cost members 2,000 Kshs per year.”

 

Mzee Ojwang’ one of Kenya’s greatest heroes who entertained Kenyans for over three decades breathed his last, last weekend. His death was met with immense grief from his fans, condolences from politician and heartfelt messages from his fellow performers.

 

The Performers Rights Society of Kenya has donated 50,000 towards his funeral in accordance to the 50k Death Benefit allocation given to all members.

A message that was relayed via Instagram by their Marketing &Communications Consultant at KAMP&PRISK DNG who wrote that “#PRISK has ensured that Veteran Kenyan Comedian the late #MzeeOjwang is given a dignified send-off. The late #Vitimbi actor will benefit from the 50k Death Benefit allocation given to all members to cater for their funeral arrangements. #PayForPlay cc: @PRISKKenya

But Kenyans felt that Ojwang’ deserved more writing comments such as these:

shiro_nyaga 50k? Tsk tsk tsk

 miss_wanjirumungai 50k really?

nina_lush 50k????? Wat the hell is 50k i cant even deal with this…..n yet rush to do mediocre jobs on our roada for obama…smh priorities

barigold_ Lol 50k

xomoboss 50k. Hailipi hata one semester hio… Kenya sucks

Dance Your Way to Fitness With Rhumba Tunes Tonight

Most of us associate Rhumba to ‘old’ people’s music. Something we don not know though, is Rhumba originated from Cuba which is loosely connected to the word party. Now Skyworld Lounge will be holding Rhumba night tonight

Today and every other Monday, you’ll get to dance to the latest and oldest hits of Rhumba music.

On the decks will be the best of Deejays.

And they are having a special offer on beers, local beers at only 180/=.

Entry is free.

Skyworld Lounge is located on Tom Mboya street.

BATTLE OF THE KINGS: Bahati Versus Willy Paul. After Years Of Wrangling And Showbiz,Who Is The Greatest Of The Two? (RESULTS)

Kenya’s Gospel Industry is dominated by two scintillating showstoppers… Bahati and Willy Paul; The two whizkids who stormed into the industry with nothing more than a catchy tune and a sizzling voice. And took over. Completely.

No Gospel artist has quite managed to hypnotize the masses in the manner that Bahati and Willy Paul have… Since their entry into this lucrative industry,run by not-so-righteous cartels and that mints millions per month, Bahati and Willy Paul, these ghetto kids with a past so eerily similar and a story so uniquely alike, have mastered the art of endearing themselves to the public by, over and over, dishing out hit song after hit song, playing the ‘I grew up poor but I made it’ card, aligning themselves to the King makers and, consistently, orchestrating trivial scandals and attention-grabbing antics to keep them in the news and keep their stories on heavy rotation on Kenyan blogs. And they’ve succeeded… In not just rising to the very top of the Gospel food chain but also ensuring that they remain indispensable and, in Willy Paul’s case especially, invincible. And that’s quite a feat… Especially coming from post-teenage,resource-strapped Church crooners.

Aided by popular Gospel DJs and influential Industry cartels, Bahati and Willy Paul have finally come of age… But even so, the struggle, especially amongst themselves, and their not-so-grown up fans, is still real.

They both sing alike… Some sort of Bongo mish-mash with a smattering of not-so-intelligent Swahili sanifu, a similar whiny singing tone, similar pop beat, simpler composition style, similar musical themes and similar countenance.

Earlier this year, Bahati even went on one very publicized Social media rant to lash out at his arch-rival Willy Paul branding him a thief,a crafty crook and a dishonest ‘friend’ and we all know how that played out.

Months down the line, it doesn’t seem like these two have buried the hatchet… Their very public PR photo-Ops notwithstanding.

But really… Who is THE BOSS? who truly calls the shots-or deserves to call them? Whose the OG? Whose the Numero Uno? Just who shines brightest between the two? Well, let’s see….

IMAGE
Willy Paul
Even though his image is not very original,and even though it still bears a very heavy teenage vibe and betrays a very prominent high-school hangover, Willy Paul has quite the image. He is fashionable-though not original. Has a trendy hairstyle that is easily imitable and that sure blows girls away, has quite the taste in shoes-Jordans mostly-and is known to don some very sleek tuxedos too. His biggest downside, however, is that he still wears earrings… Or ear studs. 50 years after Independence. Fail. And ummm, those Burna Boy-esque fake leather jumpsuits and pants…Korogosho.

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The boy’s got quite a sexy hair do(no homo)… A well-manicured mesh of short locks that sit atop his head and bring out the full glamor in him. He’s also known to wear some very stylish jumpers and branded hoodies. Also, he’s big on shoes… Nice cools sneakers. And, unlike Willy Paul, his fashion sense appears a little original and unpretentious. He, judging from his social media postings, is very image savvy. It doesn’t hurt to add that he knows just how mesmerizing his smile is-to the girls, the girls, NOT ME! And is also known to pull that baller image with his headphones constantly hanging on his neck. Win.

COMPOSITION
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He was once accused by Bahati of stealing his music but I call bullshit! Willy Paul, to me, doesn’t need to steal anyone’s music, not especially someone with such wanting composition skills as Bahati. Willy is a master composer… He is, however, notorious for plagiarizing stuff and ruthlessly sampling other people’s work and passing it off as his own but even then, he manages to maneuver around the stolen idea and restructure it into something uniquely his. Almost seamlessly. His lyrics are, to be honest, almost always crap, but he manages to sing them well. And cover up the absolute stupidity of his wanting songwriting. He has a tendency to repeat a line or verse over and over but his choruses carry the day most of the time. His songs are also very catchy and his energy is legendary. His beats? Awesome! Perfect for any party, any season. Win.

Bahati
For someone who claims that his music suffers thievery, he does very little to convince us that it’s WORTH stealing. Bahati’s composition skills, if he has any, are nothing to write home about. He’s a wanting composer. With dreary, whiny lyrics, repetitive themes, monolithic tones and monotonous sound. And even when he does something new, it’s never really new… Or worth the wait. His songwriting skills? Absolutely minimal. He can really do with a new composer. Really.

VOICE
Willy Paul 
This kid has THE BEST voice in this while goddam industry! It’s powerful, rich,versatile,commanding,catchy,clean,booming and totally attention-grabbing. You will know Willy Paul has the BEST voice especially when he is making an intro in his songs… You get the feeling that Willy Paul is the BEST in songs like Kitanzi, Sitolia, Vigelegele and Tam Tam. Sweet,succulent, juicy and mesmerizing is his voice… It blends so well with the booming beats, washes down so well with the instruments and comes so much alive. In so many ways. Good Lord!

Bahati
Hmmmm… I loved his voice projection in Barua. And he didn’t sound so bad in Lover either. But truth be told, Bahati’s voice still needs some serious work. It’s weak, not-so-commanding,paltry and rather immature. But maybe it’s his age … Maybe. Sometimes the beats are bigger than his voice and when doing a party song, his voice falters away… Weakened and swallowed up. It needs to grow. He needs work. Pronto

PR SKILLS 

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Willy has NO PR skills. His life is a complete disaster… With scandal after scandal, drama after drama and a very poor way of weaving his embattled way out of the mess. Willy has pathetic communication skills and he’s said to be notoriously big-headed. His TV interviews, too,always make him look worse than he already does. And no matter what he does, he is always so easy to loathe. And hard to embrace. Oh! What a mess!

Bahati
Everyone loves Bahati. On the surface, he appears like the sweetest thing ever. He has an ever present smile, appears to be in touch with his fans, manages to make himself look like the victim all the time, pulls off a very convincing ‘I am lovable’ image and appears to be absolutely harmless and genial. People who’ve actually met him swear he’s the most polite and humble of souls… Oh! What a sweet lil angel! Who doesn’t want to eat him up? Who!!?  Plus he adopted two kids…And he reminds us of that activity every 15 seconds. Awww-fuckin’-wwww.

SONGS
Willy Paul
Every song that King Willy ever did, was an instant hit. And not just because it received mad rotation from biased DJs, in whose cliques he belonged,but because this brother is dangerously gifted at penning hits, crafting crazy choruses, belting out catchy tunes and conjuring up magical melodies. Willy is a genius. And that explains why two of his songs have garnered over a Million views EACH on YouTube(Sitolia/Tam Tam). His duets with Gloria Muliro, especially,are masterpieces. The kid’s dangerous. Michael Jackson dangerous.

Bahati
The ONLY Bahati song I thoroughly thoroughly enjoyed was Lover… Despite the absurd theme and awkward title. It was well written, arranged and sang… The beat, too, was a beast. Barua wasn’t so bad either… The video, to be honest, deserved whatever award it won. Classic. Most of his compositions though are, ummm, I’d rather stop here. Really. There is a lot of work to be done here. A lot.

FANDEMONIUM
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Fandemonium is basically the aspect of having mad, supportive club of diehard fans ala Chris Brown or Justin Bieber. And Willy Paul, even though he is somewhat invincible and unbreakable, still hasn’t managed to turn around his fans into diehards. Yes, he’s loved. Big time. And adored by thousands of panty less 16-year old girls but still, it hasn’t quite elevated him to the King Of The Fandemonium level that he should be at. On his Facebook page, you can see him get jeered at and insulted and mocked by hundreds of disgruntled fans for stuff he’s said, done or posted. But with an ego like his and a character that rotten, it’s hard to be a people’s darling. Hard.

Bahati
He’s got the sweetest, most supportive gang of fanatic fans you would ever need. They’d die for him, they swear by his name, they support him to the kilt and they’re fiercely defensive of him. He has his own little army. An unbreakable army. A dedicated army. All for him. Loyal as hell. Keep up.

FINANCIAL SUCCESS 
Willy Paul
He’s been on a roll… Ever since he started out. He does big-budget, high-quality music videos flaunting his wealth, fine life,classy cars and flashy lifestyle. He even, for some three months or so, toured the US last year and,it is said,he made some serious bucks. Hell,he even jetted back with a very heavy appetite to show off the crisp dollars and, with it, pissing off pretty much everyone. But still, not enough money to trounce the double winner of the Groove Award for Best Male Artist.

Bahati
Not one to rush to social media to post photos of him caressing his bank notes, Bahati is sold to make serious guap. And still continues to everyday. He recently signed up for a lucrative promotional deal with Safaricom and he is the most sought after performer in almost all local events.. Gospel or secular. Bahati,according to sources, charges as much as 100k for a single concert performance. And sometimes,it balloons to as much as 200k. Corporates love him… And we know no one pays quite as well as corporates… So that translates to more mullah for mtoto wa mama. Plus we are told he even charges for regular appearances minus performance. And ummm, isn’t he really everywhere? Doing everything? Kid got bank. Serious bank.

AWARDS
Willy Paul 
He’s scooped them for sure.. No questions about that. But mostly it’s the Grooves the apex of which was winning the coveted Best Male Artist gong a couple years ago,he received the Award with much glamour and aplomb. Flanked by his frequent collaborator Gloria Muliro and the Safaricom President Bob Collymore. His award winning streak came to an abrupt stop soon after… And it ground to an ignominious halt during this year’s Grooves. Ouch.

Bahati

 

 

He was The Lord Of The 2015 Groove Awards. Period. But given the Awards’ infamy and endless under-the-counter controversies,it really doesn’t matter,Or does it? Well…..Oh wait,.He’s won the Best Male Artiste Groove Twice in a row! Twice in a muthafuckin’ row! Ok,Alright. That pretty much sums it all up.

 

STAGE PERFORMANCES

 

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I told you he’s our 

Michael Jackson. Believe me. He is.

Bahati

Man…He’s trying. Sure,He is. 

Overall,It look s like a tie here…I really want to announce the Winner but I am stumped. Who really carries the day here? I would say they’re both good in their own different ways…

But,let’s face it man! As long as we are talking of ruling these airwaves,as a Gospel Artiste,who do Bongo gospel…If we have to look at their public performances,stage exploits,mad energy and zeal,if we have to look at the quality of their videos,creativity and massive views on Youtube,if we look at the voices and the composition skills,and focus SOLELY on their talents and showbiz feats,Willy Paul,The Baddest Byad Boy,wins this! Hands down!

 

 

 

Willy Paul scores a brilliant A.

 

 

Baha is trailing…With a B+.

 

 

Ok,come lynch me now!

 

Don’t Even Start On Nyasuguta’s Face, Check Out This Figure Hugging Dress She Wore.

It was last week, rumors peddled were that Nyasuguta, the vitimbi actress had lightened her complexion like someone we know. Though it had never made it to the big time, Kenyans speculated, hours on end on how light she looked. To borrow a line from a random internet source, “Beauty is only skin deep, beneath that, our anatomy is about the same”

 You can read about how your friends trolled Nyasuguta here: Cold-hearted Crop Of Kenyans Ruthlessly Attack Ex-Vitimbi’s Actress Nyasuguta For Bleaching. She Looks Likes Vera Sidika’s Twin (Photos)

But Have you seen just how gorgeous she looks? You might have seen glimpses of her on the Tv, but a real life photo? She looks good, a different girl from the naive village chic from Keroka (as appeared on the TV)

Check this out: 

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Now, how about you compare it to this: 

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Former Slum Boy Willy Paul Decides To Dish Out His Wealth to Random Strangers. See Details

 

The gospel sensation is making headlines on news outlets after he decided to make a positive change in society….for the first time.

Having been raised in the slum and tasted the pangs of poverty, Willy Paul is giving untapped talents a once in a lifetime opportunity to record their music for FREE.

The gospel singer through his organization, Make Someone Smile, is sponsoring one audio track for anyone who has talent but can’t record their songs for lack of finances.

Willy says it’s high time for flourishing artists to help their sprouting counterparts earn bread by giving them a platform to take off.

The ‘Tam Tam’ hit maker decided to venture into charity because he wants to save upcoming artists from wasting their aptitude by engaging in illegal activities due to lack of money to record their music.

Morning family, it’s another day that the most high God has granted us for free. I think it’s high time we artists start helping other young talents.. we have a lot of talents being wasted, young children joining bad gangs because there’s no one to show them the way or to hold their hand and support the talent in them.. let’s not be selfish.. we are always on TV it’s time we help others… and now me being a former slum boy… I take this opportunity to help the talented. .. if you are talented and believe you can sing.. Kindly let me know. … drop your number and my team will get back to you .. my organization is sponsoring one audio track for every talented person. .. but first send us a voice note of you singing….. on whatsapp …. +254727988266 God bless you… it’s a bout God

 

High-Flying Kenyan Model Buried On Her Birthday. She Was A Real Beauty (Photos)

The mood was somber and those who attended the funeral were all dressed in red and white instead of the classic black as per the wishes of 22 yr old Linzie Mumbi Ngarari.

Linzie, a former miss UK contestant and a child model passed away on Sunday 28th June 2015 in Birmingham UK. This was after a short illness and was buried recently at her hometown in Embu County.

Apart from the different choice of color, Lizzie also had another request, that she be buried on her birthday.

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Speaker of Embu County Assembly, Justus Kariuki Mate gives wreath to Ms Margaret Mate,auntie to the 22 year old model. (Photo Courtesy Of Tony Chira)

 

The extremely beautiful girl was the daughter to Dr. Jane Ngarari of Birmingham UK, Eliezer Njue Ngarari, Nakuru County Government Director of Procurement and the sister to Makena Ngarari of University of Reading, UK .Her mother dad and sister gave poignant last speeches about their loved one that moved the crowd to tears.

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For those who do not remember Linzie,she did various Kenyan adverts as a youngster back when she was in Kenya appearing in Ribena Billboards , Aquafresh ads and even the Yellow Pages. Check out some photos of the fallen beauty next.

 


 

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Our condolences to the family , May her soul Rest In Peace

Photos:faceofkenyauk.org

 

Eliezer Njue Ngarari, Nakuru County Government Director of Procuremen

These Are The 10 Best Kenyan Photographers. Number 3 And 10 Are Award Winners.

Next to modelling and Blogging, photography in Kenya comes a close third as the most misused career in the country.  Anyone who has access to camera does it running, professionalism aside. Now, with the smart phone penetration at 90% and access to substandard photo editing software on  google play-store, you can all hail the quacks. Those arboretum photo-shoots and endless visits to the paradise lost for a batch of photos that no one will use save for whatsapp and facebook. 

 Away from the blithering, there are just as many awesome photographers as are mediocres. Here, ladies and gentlemen are the 10 best Kenyan photographers. Note that they all don’t belong to the same category. 

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GHAFLA EXPLORES: 10 Hoods In Nairobi That Have The Most Sugar Daddies (Sponsors)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of Ghafla explores…………

Every human being but those living under a rock in the deepest hamlets of the Amazon rainforest knows about the Kenyan sugar babes. These hot young chics, who are disproportionally students or in their first jobs, typically get “allowances” of thousands of shillings every month from their sex-desiring male benefactors, plus jewelry, electronics, expensive trips and other goodies in exchange for their “company.”

There are countless disadvantages too. We all are aware that the sexis raspy rather than crisp but that’s a story for another day. Here are the estates that provide a serene environment for sugar daddies. The estates where sugar daddies not necessarily live but also flock.

Parklands

Two major universities have ‘law’ campuses in this area –UON and KU. But don’t expect the young female law students to actually follow the law when it comes to matters older men. They go in and they go hard. For that reason, heavy pocketed fifty something circle the area like vultures, There pick up the girls from campus and drop them like they are Kindergarten kids,

Westlands

Sugar Daddies in Westlands are more aggressive in their manhunt for ‘ndogo ndogu’ women. Or should I say womanhunt? Haha. A forty something year old woman will chase down a small girl like he’s part of the Mexican federales and the girl is El Chapo. And they don’t go in for the long term. They understand that a relationship with a young girl is a bubble that’s not going to burst. You’ll find them in clubs, hotels and events.

Lavington

I’ve had plenty of tales about Lavington. The sugar daddies that ride these alleys are not even old men. They are not even grandfathers. They are ancestors. I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out that they tell these young girls stories of how they fought in the Maji Maji rebellion centuries ago and survived like Rambo.

The old sugar daddies of Lavington are the top consumers of Viagra, And even after popping a pill, it still takes such men at least an hour to get hard. The young pretty ‘beneficiary’ has to suck his ‘weak thing’ for long periods of time before he can finally put it in her. Now wonder no more why Lavington girls are always too tired to eat or to talk. Their mouths do a lot of work in the bedroom.

 

Kahawa Sukari

I’ve lived in this hood for a while and for that reason i am well versed on the ungodly proceedings. There are lots of rich folk in this area (rich, not wealthy) and there’s also plenty of KU students too. Mix the two and what results is a burgeoning sugar daddy culture. The ‘mboches’ and ‘mama mbogas’ are known to spread the rumors about who has a sugar daddy and who hasn’t. For this reason, a few men have been caught by their wives.

Buruburu

I don’t know why many sugar daddies like renting houses for their sugar babes in this area. During weekends, you’ll see a girl being chauffeured around Land Cruiser or Range Rover by a Robert Mugabe look-alike but during weekends you’ll see her at the bus stage bearing the cold in her short skirt while waiting for a matatu to take her to work.

Lang’ata

Where do you find a pretty receptionist with a monthly salary of 30k living in an apartment where rent is 40k? Langata of course. Sugar daddies roam in Langata like they created it. So sad that these men are the ruthless and vicious ones,. After two or three months you’ll see a lady who was formerly basking in wealth having to move out of her expensive apartment after getting dumped for refusing to be penetrated raw in the backside

Nyayo Estate

Just as flowers attract bees, ratchet women attract thirsty women. The young girls of Nyayo Estate are down and dirty and that means that old bored rich men are willing to invest their cash in them with guaranteed returns. It’s not calculus theory that some of the young female residents have developed rough patchy skin.. Consequences of the rough old hands that fondle them .

Gigiri

Who hasn’t seen those kiatu chics roling with old mzungu s? Where do they get them? Well, mostly in Gigiri. This suburb is popular amongst diplomats employed at the various foreign embassies in Nairobi or the UN offices. There are large American and Canadian populations in this area. The German School and the International School of Kenya are located close by so this is a great option for expats moving to Nairobi with families. Problem is the men are tired of their wives and go about hunting all the young Kenyan girls with so much ferocity you would think it’s the Hunger Games.

But these mzungus need to have some taste though. Why do they always go for the ugly ones.

Upper Hill

This is the nucleus of the populace of young girls that want success without having to work hard. The sugar babes in this area are mass consumers. One girl will have like five sugar daddies at a time. No wonder you’ll find lots of rich gratification seekers in Upper Hill, who actually don’t live there. They just pop In to burst a nut and go back to their nagging wives to hear boring tales about school fees.

Due to the aggressive nature of the sugar babes, it’s possible to find one who has even grown richer than her sponsors, The numerous collections they make sum up into one fat bank account.

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This middle class estate in Ngong Road is home to hundreds of ladies that are funded by sponsor money. Some of them don’t even work at all, They just spend their time between in high end salons, swank restaurants and shopping malls. That’s until the worst comes to worst and the sugar daddy’s wife discovers who’s been fleecing the family’s accounts.

Strolling Like The Real Boss! Sonko Causes A Stir In Meru During His Graduation (Photos)

 

Nairobi Senator, Mike Sonko, last weekend graduated from Kenya Methodist University, but not before he caused a stir.

Sonko is never shy of pulling a stunt or two just to make sure all attention is on him whenever he pops up at a public event.

Last Saturday, the flamboyant lawmaker made his way to Meru County to attend 15th KeMU graduation celebrations. Oops! He was also graduating.

The Nairobi Senator graduated with a degree in Business Administration. It’s still not clear Sonko graduated with which honors.

But Sonko didn’t drive all the way to Meru, not at all. Saturday was his big day and he certainly had to make a lasting impression at KeMU.

The celebrity Senator flew all the way to Meru to attend the graduation ceremony. How many students do you know fly to their graduation?

Sonko didn’t fly in one chopper, huh! There were at least two helicopters that accompanied the Nairobi Senator to Meru.

The graduating legislator had to ferry his sweetheart and his family to Meru for his big day, one chopper wasn’t big enough to carry all of them.

Curious onlookers were stunned to see a ‘student’ being dropped off by a chopper to attend his graduation. (Sonko was donning his graduation gown.)

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Beautiful Daughter To Senator James Orengo Gets Engaged In A Traditional Wedding Ceremony (Photo)

The beautiful daughter of the Siaya Senator sent a clear message to admirers over the weekend when she publicly got hitched by her long time fiancé.

Lavender Orengo, daughter to James Orengo, got engaged in a colourful traditional ceremony over the weekend in their home in Siaya as guests, mostly politicians, thronged the Senator’s home to wish the two all the best as they plan to marry.

Hannington Muisyo Mutua drove all the way to Siaya to present his dowry to the Orengo family for their daughter. This also marked as their traditional wedding ceremony.

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Majority of those who attended the ceremony lauded the two for breaking tribal barriers and asked Kenyans to learn from them as they have shown the way.

Among those who urged Kenyans to encourage intermarriages were Machakos Senator Johnstone Muthama, Gem MP Jakoyo Midiwo and the bride’s father, Senator James Orengo.

Orengo talked of his daughter, saying that it is a show of unity between the two and urged her and her fiancé to remain close friends forever.

Source: Citizen TV

 

Hate Speech: DJ Pierra Seriously Slaughtered Over New Video, Not Even Her Sexy Body Could Save Her

 

DJ Pierra recently released a new song called ‘Wape’ where she shows of her Amazing body, Good God, this girl has a body and a half. She also attempted to show off her singing skills in this R-Kay produced song.But Alas! This new song has been received rather badly, an ice-cold reception would be an understatement.

It seems Kenyans must have lost their chills on their way to the comment section because they went in while others were just thirsty:

Mr. Majani: I can’t help but feel this lady is being forced on us by her admirers in the entertainment industry. Little talent but I guess a big ass is all you need to make it in Kenya.

Haron Chege: hehe i like reading comments before i watch anything and i can say all are right vocals iko down 2 sana, too many flashing lights niza nini????? nice booty tho !! and advice +Alicios Theluji can teach you 1s and 2s on and about vocals vacalists or kitu kama hio.

oddy925: Been dying to watch the vid with thoughts of how u wld kill it with sum mad new tune, A dope ass video but…. let me kip it real with u, am madly TURNED ON I dint even understand shit dint give it a ear like I normally do plus I ant no traditional music fan or wateva u call that kinda jam!!…..meeeeeeeen those shakira moves tht Ass is so fat somebody needs a lap dance….!!

Hawala Nev: well this video is shit, but then again her name is luo for My Ass (Pierra)

Njoroge Kiriro: those curves mami!!!!!!!!!i like the song,the beats,the originality,but the vocals umm not too sure

Mike Ithuggie: eeh.. don’t give up your day job. Nice figure though

theofilo gitonga: My digital mother just give it a big NoNo…vocals seriously hapo umetuenjoy Nkt

oaz Ogola:The video quality, is just pathetic. Keep on trying. I like you ass

Weru Kelvin:Disappointed. Went from an actor, to a DJ and now she’s a musician? Stick to what you started with and go through with it and be a legend. Look at Wyre he started out s a musician, done very well as a musician, still is a musician and his efforts haven’t gone unnoticed. Dude remixed 2 classics and they sounded awesome refer to “Mwanake” and “Sina makosa

Gitonga Kelvin :The vocals definitely need improvement. Nice curves though, but how about some originality with the dance moves..they scream Shakira and Rihanna.

catherine Mwangi: This is what we call audio vomit.Nice body tho

Sam Arum: nice video…..also bad talent. Maybe this money should have been contributed to a children’s home instead.

But do not be put off by the comments, you might actually like it,check it out below:

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Dennis Itumbi Badly Exposes Racist Waiter (Photo)

I think as a Kenyan we have all had that experience where you order for something then the waiter ignores you or talks to you like you are pesky vermin .And when a mzungu comes along, he is served with outmost respect. Or if not that exact scenario, you have experienced the same vibe.

Dennis itumbi was recently at Emrald Flamingo Beach Resort and experienced racism something which he previously thought was a bit embellished

“I always thought this Racism/Favouritism was abit exaggerated, but minutes ago I witnessed this at the @Emrald_Flamingo Beach Resort. We order soda and red bull with my long time buddy DJ @Pierre Makena and the waiter tells us it is out… that of course we accept.But us we sit at the counter immediately after the statement a mzungu comes and order for red bull and immediately after, red bull is found, I am literally shocked.” Itumbi wrote before exposing the culprit.

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Thankfully the management apologized for the whole situation proving the one thing we always knew, KOT are powerful

Thank you for helping me pass a message to the management of @Emerland Flamingo Beach Resort.An apology has been made&we accept it&forgive” Dennis wrote.

 

Yellow Yellow Socialite Vanessa Chettle Flaunts NUMEROUS Rolls Of Mombasa Bangi She is Smoking (Photos)

She is a lousy smoker! Vanessa Chettle is never shy to flaunt holy illegal weed she uses for recreational purposes.

The socialite has a knack for smoking bangi. Just typed ‘Vanessa Chettle smokes’ on Google and the suggestions I got proved the socialite is a seasoned weed smoker.

One time she made her friend to be issued with a notice warning her and her friends to desists from smoking bhang in her apartment.

See also: After Getting Her Friend In Trouble, Vanessa Chettle Flaunts Her Weed

The socialite is at it again! This time round she is smoking Mombasa bangi. She was bold enough to flaunt her pot.

Is it even legal! Funny how police are busy chasing around youth in the streets for possessing weed yet the likes of Vanessa have the audacity to show off their bangi and they escape scott free.

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Just 12 More Days to ‪#‎NiteOfAThousand Laughs‬ are Y’all Ready?

This year, the Nite Of A Thousand Laughs celebrates its 5th year running of bringing you the best in African Comedy dubbed #PigaMakofiMaraTano. This annual event aims to bring together different talents from different corners of the continent for a night of laughter music &unforgettable fun and this time round, the lineup is impeccable!

The night will feature;

  • Mc PiliPili (TZ)
  • Mpho (SA)
  • DKB GHANA (GH)
  • Chipukeezy (KE)
  • Jalango (KE)
  • Klint D drunk (NIG)
  • Obinna (KE)

Be sure to join us in this grand festival on August 1st 2015 at the Bomas Of Kenya, Nairobi

Tickets for Regular, V.I.P and V.V.I.P Table Service are now available on ticketsasa.com

Follow us on facebook (Nite Of A Thousand Laughs) and twitter (@NOTL_Ke) for daily updates

“I Have The Biggest Crush On Uhuru ” Curvaceous Tanzanian Songbird Confesses

Maybe it’s his charm. Maybe it is his ability to relate well with the masses or maybe it’s a great PR team.

But whatever it is, it’s working as one thing is for sure, many people have great admiration for our president.
Especially foreigners and Ray-C who is very vocal is no different.

The ‘Uko Wapi’ songbird made a startling confession when she posted this on social media:

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Lemme tell u a lil secret about Uhuru!!!!I love this guy to death!I have had a crush on him for soooooo long!!!huwa namuota sana sana!!!!I love everything about him!His Attitude, His accent!Total Package!!