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All Roads Lead Out of Town Tonight, For an Epic Party Dubbed ‘Funky Friday’

It is that time again when all roads lead to Nakuru, the wildest place to party. It’s no secret that Nax is the most happening time when it comes to partying. Nax is just too much heat! 

This Friday they will be coming through again, with yet another sick party! Courtesy of Hero Radio. Dubbed ‘ Funky Friday’ the night promises to be nothing short epic. On the decks will be Dj Lean and Dj Nitro Slimm. This party will be held at Nax Vegas Lounge, which has actually become a small heaven for many revelers all over Kenya. It is now sacred ground for most party junkies and I do not blame them, all it takes is one night at this blissful area, and you shall never look back.

Damage to the pockets? None!

Doors open at 8.00pm and we party till late at night.

Kenyan TV Personalities’ and Twitter Users Rush to defend Monica Juma after MPS Punished Her for Being Rude

Gone are the days when politicians could carry one their acts with impunity, KOT are a force to be reckoned with and will not let shady acts and pettiness pass by without giving their two cents.

Something that the MPs learnt after they petulantly rejected Monica Juma for being ‘rude’.

Upon reading the ‘rude’ and ‘arrogant’ letter sent to MPs and Senators , Kenyans immediately realized that the politicians were just mad because Monica was an upright employee who did not want to engage in crooked activities.

Part of the ‘offensive’ letter sent to MPS reads The Hon. Members of Parliament and Senators have time and again been visiting my office and making requests to have officers serving in this ministry, namely Field Administrative officers as well as uniformed officers appointed, transferred or retained in specific stations across the country.

I wish to indicate that honoring such requests poses a huge challenge, in unsustainable and would in some cases constitute a breach of the Civil Service Code of Regulations, the provisions of the constitution as well as policy frameworks.

In the light of this, I address this letter to you to request that you kindly inform the Honorable MPs and Senators about this challenge and reassure them the management of the Ministry of Interior and Coordination of National Government is committed to observe the procedures and fair administrative action as it relates to all staff within the confines of the law and laid down

Here are some reactions of Twitter regarding the rejection of Monica some of them are under the hash tag #OperationOkoaMonicaJuma


Francis Gachuri ‏@Fchurii: It’s only in Kenya where thorough professionals like Dr. Monica Juma are rejected by a parliament that endorses crooks overwhelmingly!

Cynthia Nyamai ‏@CynthiaNyamai: Dear Kenya, I love you so much so I have decided to always speak out without fear when when justice is not served. #OperationOkoaMonicaJuma

Ben Kitilli ‏@Ben_Kitilli: Parliamentarians should check out #OperationOkoaMonicaJuma..are they on twitter?..they’ll probably ‘need’ taxpayers to buy them ipads first

ልተ0B0 ‏@magaque: “Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.” – Plato

#OperationOkoaMonicaJuma

Sedaula Mwangi ‏@MwangiSimon :Mpigs are always afraid of anybody brighter than all of them combined. Sorry Monica is not a marionette. #OperationOkoaMonicaJuma

Liberal Tyrant ‏@Nemsy1: Does anybody have a list of MPs that rejected her nomination? We can remind ourselves during 2017 elections. #OperationOkoaMonicaJuma

Nec vi, nec clam ‏@Borthygest: In Kenya the best way to do your job is to not do your job. If you do your job you’re not doing your job. #OperationOkoaMonicaJuma

Simon Wachira Wamae ‏@simonwachira :#MonicaJuma , a towering intellectual, was looking forward to an intellectual engagement jana. She got pettiness. #OperationOkoaMonicaJuma

Attention Chicks! 1 FM’s Lady-Killer Gets A New Job. Is He Leaving?

 

This morning, self-proclaimed Kenya’s number one hypeman, DNG, broke news about the new lucrative job he landed.

Even though he is now a married man, most ladies still openly salivate for him. 1 Fm’s presenter, DNG, is a ladies’ favorite.

Lots of lasses agree they catch up with his show on 1 FM just to hear his ‘palatable’ voice and to satisfy their feelings.

The presenter this morning revealed he had secured another lucrative job he had been earnestly chasing after.

DNG says he has been appointed marketing and communications consultant at Kenya Association of Music Producers (KAMP) and Performers Rights Society of Kenya (PRISK.)

The 1 FM presenter will now be handling the two organization’s digital communication and social media footprint.

No need to raise alarm, DNG is only a consultant which means he will still be going about with his activities at 1 FM.

Ladies can now seat easy! Congrats DNG!

 

This Man Here Is In Court For telling His Male Colleague He Has A Big, Juicy Butt Which He Would Love To Touch (Photo)

 

With homosexuality being a very controversial topic in Kenya, it is time you watch what you speak or tell your friends.

This very same joke about homosexuality has landed one Kennedy Oluoch in trouble.

The man was arraigned in court where he was accused of telling his male colleague he has a big, juicy butt that he would love to touch.

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Kennedy Oluoch in court for telling his friend he has an attractive butt

Evans Ochieng felt very offended and reported the matter to the police who arrested Oluoch and arraigned him in court.

This came after Olouch had taken his car to Ochieng who is a mechanic for service and as Ochieng went about his duties under the car, Oluoch spotted the butt and salivated over it.

Oluoch was released on a Kshs.5,000 cash bail. The case will be heard on 25the September.

Source: Nairobian

 

Laughter Filled Weekend: Join Wagithomo Family Staging A Gut Busting Kikuyu Stand-Up Comedy

Kenya’s most visible stand-up comedians all perform primarily in Swahili. There are others, however, who stay true to their roots and use their mother’s tongue as their medium of communication

With that in mind, Fanaka Arts pulls off yet another Gikuyu night full of laughter, it happens to be their 4th edition of KIKUYU COMEDY SHOW. As always, the evening will be a night full of endless laughter, wild music, bottomless drinks and tongue-clinging food.

The wild line-up of the stand-up comedians will be headed by the hilarious Kiengei, crazy Wagithomo Family, mad Mundu Particular and the gut-busting Proff. Mugweru This will be topped by the Kikuyu’s famous maestro John de Mathew

This has already been touted to be wildest rib-cracking Kikuyu Stand-up Comedy Show the industry will see. All Kikuyus will converge at Alliance Française on the 13th of June from 6pm.

Food, drinks, and music will be in plenty.

Date: 13th June, 2015

Time: From 6pm till late

Venue: Alliance Française Tented Gardens

Charges: 1,000/=

Ticket Hotline: 0724 040777/ 0733782215

Lipa na Mpesa Till No.:151303

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Where Else Can You Get Big Savings Like This For Office Chairs??

If your daily job requires you to be sited on a daily basis, you require an ergonomic chair! One thing most bosses overlook are buying the right type of chair, they will invest in making your life workaholic but will but the cheapest of custom made office chairs! What most of us do not know the main reason why office chairs are vital is cause sitting happens to be a position that adds stress to the structures of spine causing back pains. So a good office chair supports the lower back and promotes good posture.

So when choosing the best office chair, the below listed features are some of the things you should consider

  • Seat height
  • Seat width & depth
  • Lumbar (lower back) support
  • Seat material
  • Armrests
  • Swirvel

etc

There is no one type of perfect chair, but you can use the above to guide you in you shopping of chairs.

Now, Ashut Engineering sell office chairs, they are highly recommended by many offices. The chairs are affordable and at a wide-selection. So below are some pics of what they have, but you can always check their FB or showroom for more options;

Showroom:

Physical Location:- Parklands: Wangapala Road Between 5th & 4th Parklands Ave

Sunny Plazza, 4th Floor.

Cell : 0772 413 330/ 0732 085 776 / 0700 379 141

Email:infoeng1@ashut.com

Engineering Division/ Showroom:

Physical Location:- Nyahera Road Off Lunga Lunga Road

Tel: 556870 / 556780 Wireless: 020 2494665 / 2494566.

Cell : 0715 416 844 / 0737 556 780 Fax: 556360

Email: salesinfo@ashut.com

FB; https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ashut-Engineers-Limited/339388466253622?fref=ts

 
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Jaguar Assures President Uhuru His Appointment Was Right With What He Has Done (Photo)

 

When President Uhuru Kenyatta appointments the other month, Kenyans were raged thanks to what they felt was the recycling of political failures and cronies.

Unfortunately, singer Jaguar was among those appointed by the President to sit as a board member of NACADA.

Some agreed with the appointment and congratulated Jaguar for the same while others felt it was a wrong decision made by the Preside t and bashed the singer for accepting the appointment.

But Jaguar has since embarked on his newest job and as it seems, he is doing exceptionally well, proving to the President that his choice was justified.

Jaguar has posted a photo of himself at a rehabilitation centre doing what he was appointed to do by Uhuru.

It is not the first time the singer has showed us what he is capable of doing. In fact he has been embarking on both his music and his job as a member of the board chaired by former legislator Mututho.

Here is the photo:

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jaguarkenya…..at Aden rehabilitation center.

 

Sonko Parties With Beautiful Babes In Dubai (Video)

 

Nairobi Senator, Mike Sonko, is a party animal! The philanthropic law maker flew all the way to the gulf state of U.A.E to rev.

Tired of partying in the 254, Mtu Nguyaz decided to fly to Dubai to enjoy what Middle East’s favorite destination had to offer.

He flew across the Indian Ocean just to go watch Barcelona make mincemeat of Italian giants, Juventus, in what was the most boring Champions League final of recent time. (The clash was taking place in Berlin, Germany.)

Sonko was at a club in Dubai with other tourists following the match when he decided to record a video footage of his escapade.

He was in company of some pretty white chicks who appeared to be tipsy.

Check out the video below:

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“Ladies Favorite” And Self-declared Thirst-trap, Anto Neo Soul Buys Himself A Sleek New Ride!!

Kid was the news a while back with  a rather skewed declaration that he was contemplating getting body guards to protect his “Face” from ladies who were among other things, crazy about him. You know what the world told him?  Shut up Kid, take a seat, In fact, kid, have several seats, and while sitted there, get over your delusions. 

 Anyway, He is now speaking a different tongue after upgrading from his lowly toy to a BMW. Kid sponsored himself? But we can agree that his job at Nation Fm is  probably giving him some good money. 

We hope he gets that attention now so that he can employ a few bodyguards. – 

Meet, below, his new ride.. 

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Just Like Kim Kardashian Miley Cyrus Strips Down To Her Birthday Suit…And This Is What Kenyans Have To Say About It

Last year Kim Kardashian attempted to break the internet when she made it to the cover of ‘Paper Magazine’, naked as a newborn. Now Miley Cyrus a former Disney star whom you know as Hannah Montana has followed suit.

The photos shows the often controversial singer naked as a newborn with her tea cups on full display, with tassels hanging off her coochie ,some with paint and mud on her body and another hugging a pig. (You can check them out at papermag.com

It didn’t take long for the internet to react to this setting off a flurry of reactions such as these

Jeremy Odhiambo: It’s ‪#‎ThirstyThirstday‬ so it only makes sense that Miley Cyrus will bless us by taking her clothes off for PAPER magazine, no?

Miley had an interesting shoot & interview for the mag where she talks errythang from her not eating meat, loving animals, being bisexual since 14 & helping the homeless!
Her cakes may be the definition of struggle but her views are super awesome!

Paulyn Paul Mrekani Danmm!!!!that’s hawttt!!! i love her belly button ring,,,,I also love tha way she lyks sticking her tongue out,,,i just love everything abouh her plus nat tah 4get,tha bae gat tha voice,so she’s talented

Linet Aleyo HIi ni shida hakuna hata mlima ama mabonde this chick need to do some squats

Lavern Starring: just a wrecking ball…

Faith Wangari :What the f….I miss Hannah Montana

Keith Ochizvillé: WTF!! She so bony, Dont want non unless u got BUNS HUN!!

christine Harriet: Miley may u continue with the good heart of helping the homles

Emmah Syd:this B is the real definition of messed up

Kevin Njoroge: Wa!..this is supreme madness..

Josphat Maish: More like not moment of thirst
Raqeal Sanchez: that’s dwpe

Have You Downloaded Scratch App Yet? Then This is What You Are Missing

I think for the first time in Nairobi’s entertainment scene, a Club is getting a Play Store App! Trust, Nairobians and the partying rate deserve an App, an App to perfectly let party animals know what the night holds. Scratch Pub to be precise, happens to be the club that owns the Pub. Now the app is available for download in all smart phones and it’s free.

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So if you’ve ever wanted to make a reservation fast and easy Scratch Android App will help you do that. Or if you are not sure what events they are holding each day, the App will inform you.

Through the App you are able to view;

  • Events: View and share event details at Scratch Bar and Grill.
  • Reservation: Book space at Scratch Bar and Grill.
  • Scratch club pricing: Have a glimpse at the prices of beverage and budget.
  • Restaurant menu: Picture variety of exquisite dishes served atScratch Bar and Grill.
  • Shots pricing: Way prices of shots on the scratch shots bar
  • Shisha pricing: Look at the price of shisha and different legal flavours offered
  • Invite: Invite a friend at Scratch Bar and Grill.

Feedback: Send a complaint or a compliment to the Scratch Bar and Grill management.

Scratch App makes it easy and fast for you to get a good spot by providing you with the Scratch Bar and Grill Street address and hotline

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ke.impsoft.scratch there’s the App, download and enjoy

A Week After Leaving KTN, Edith Kimani Lands In Germany For Her New Job (Photos)

 

Edith Kimani finally bid KTN bye after 6 years at the station, and as reported by Ghafla! Kenya, the TV siren is headed to Germany to work with TV Deutshe Welle (DW-TV).

Well, Edith will be based in East Africa but first, she had to fly out to Germany to formalize everything before she gets into office.

And now the anchor has safely landed in Berlin Germany where she has shared photos of the European city from.

It is understood that Edith is in Germany for training and several other formalities before she returns back to Kenya to correspond for the TV station.

Edith joins a bandwagon of other Kenyan journalists who have flown out to Germany to work with the station. Among them include former KBC presenters Caro Robi and Jacob Mugoya who work Radio Deutshe Welle.

Here are some of the photos Edith shared to prove she is in Berlin:

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edithkimani If home is where the heart is,then mine must be cuddled in summer nights. #Berlin #DW

 

Khaligraph Smiling Big After He Was Gifted With A Hefty Bounty Courtesy Of His Hit ‘Embesha’ (Photo)

Kayole’s finest, Kaligraph, is reaping big from his 2014 hit ‘Embesha’. He revealed the amount he racked in from the song.

It has been nine months since Khaligraph dropped ‘Embesha’, the song that got the whole country singing.

The song’s title partly contributed to it going viral. Kenyans substituted Safaricom’s M-Pesa to use Khaligraph’s ‘Embesha’ when referring to mobile money transactions.

‘Ntakuembesha’ was a common term used by Kenyans.

Now Khaligraph is reaping monetary benefits of his song. The rapper was given a voucher worth Kes 30,000 by Klad House.

Klad House is a company that sells cool outfits; from supra, gucci, jeans, geek, polo, everything that can make a superstar shine.

The excited rapper took to the social media to flaunt the voucher he was given by Klad House. Check it below:

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Bog Shout To #‎Kladhouse for Hooking a nigga up this Voucher all Courtesy Of the Embesha Song “I just bought This new Kicks from KladHouse Via Embesha” #‎Bless#‎mrEm_besha

Finally Great, Great Help Comes For 300 Garissa University Survivors

It was in the morning of April 1st when the country woke up to disturbing news that gunmen had attacked Garissa University College.

What transpired is just unmentionable. At the end of the day, 147 people were pronounced death after shooting from the Al Shabaab terrorists.

And as survivors continue to recuperate from the horrible incident, help has come from Germany.

300 students who survived the attack have been awarded one year scholarships by Germans through a German exchange programme called DAAD.

Through the needs basis criteria, the students will be assisted academically as they regain themselves to push on with their goals.

Survivors of the attack have already joined Moi University in Eldoret where they are catching up with the rest.

Enough Of Anchoring News! KTN’s Ben Kitili Starts His Own Social Entrepreneurship Project

KTN’s prime time anchor, Ben Kitili, has decided to try his hands on something else.

For starters, Ben Kitili is a popular face on KTN, he usually anchors news with the sultry Linda Oguttu.

Of course anyone on national TV automatically qualifies to be a mentor, most Kenyans look up to TV personalities for inspiration.

Ben has been in the media industry for a long time. He used to work for NTV where he anchored news alongside Lizz Ntonjira before moving to greener pastures at KTN in July 2013.

With his experience in the industry, Ben has decided to leave the comforts of the news desk to directly impact positively on the lives of others.

The KTN anchor has turned out to be a social entrepreneur; a person who establishes an enterprise with the aim of solving social problems or effecting social change.

Ben is establishing his own eponymous foundation dubbed ‘Kitili Media Foundation’. He says it’s a mentorship program that will be targeting young professionals and students in journalism with the aim of giving career guidance, advice and opportunities.

Just in case you are wondering, the foundation is kinda a side hustle, Ben will still be anchoring news for KTN.

 

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COMING SOON!..my mentorship program that will be targeting young professionals and students in journalism/production/writing – media..the aim is to give career guidance, advice and opportunities where I can in order to nurture the journalists/media practitioners of tomorrow..please spread the word..

 

What Is It With Kenyans Tormenting The US President? Another Popular Kenyan Face Gives Obama Headache (Photo)

One gets to understand why former Safaricom CEO, Michael Joseph, said Kenyans had peculiar habits! These developments in regard to US President, Barack Obama, makes sense of MJ’s statement.

Ever since the world’s most powerful man announced he will be visiting his father’s homeland for an OFFICIAL visit in July, Kenyans have been bombarding him with ‘insane’ proposals and requests.

To start with, two Kenyan pedophiles, lawyer Felix Kiprono and herder, Jeff Ole Kishau, had the audacity of requesting the leader of the free world for his 16-year-old daughter’s hand in marriage.

See also: Felix Kiprono Step Aside: Another Kenyan Man Offers 500 Cows To Marry Obama’s Daughter

As if that isn’t enough torture for the President who runs the world’s affairs, Siaya Governor, Cornel Rasanga, has also come up with his requests for the American President.

The Siaya boss wants Obama to build him a hospital and to financially support a local university in his County.

Rasanga argues that since the US President is a product of Tom Mboya’s airlift program, he is obliged to help the County where his father came from.

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The Governor is oblivious of the fact that Obama doesn’t have the authority of using America’s taxpayers money to help his father’s County.

Plus Obama isn’t a billionaire, in both American and Kenyan context. Forbes estimates Obama’s net worth to be $ 7 million or Kes 680 Million.

Kenyan politicians are far richer than Barack Obama. Kenyans must get rid of this culture of ‘gonya’ (saidia).

Such kind of ‘absurd’ proposals are the kind of things that can even make the US President be scared of coming to Kenya, presumably.

 

Sauti Sol To Face Stiff Competition From P-Square For Top Continental Award, 2015 MTV Africa Music Awards (Full List)

Sauti Sol has done it again! Apart from the coveted BET Awards they were nominated for, the all-boys band has now been nominated for MTV Africa Music Awards.

Sauti Sol were nominated in two different categories namely; Best Group and Song of the Year. The quartet will be facing stiff completion from Nigerian duo, P-Square in the best group category.

The award gal will be held in Durban International Convention Centre (ICC), Kwa Zulu Natal on Saturday 18th July 2015.

See the full list below:

Best Group

Sauti Sol (Kenya)

B4 (Angola)

Beatenberg (South Africa)

Black Motion (South Africa)

P-Square (Nigeria)

Song of the Year

Cassper Nyovest: “Doc Shebeleza” (South Africa)

Euphonik featuring Mpumi: “Busa” (South Africa)

DJ Fisherman & NaakMusiQ featuring DJ Tira, Danger & Dream Team: “Call Out” (South Africa)

K.O featuring Kid X: “Caracara” (South Africa)

Lil Kesh Featuring Olamide & Davido: “Shoki Remix” (Nigeria)

Mavins: “Dorobucci” (Nigeria)

Sauti Sol: “Sura Yako” (Kenya)

Toofan: “Gweta” (Togo)

Wizkid: “Show You The Money” (Nigeria)

Yemi Alade: “Johnny” (Nigeria)

Best Male

AKA (South Africa)

Davido (Nigeria)

Diamond (Tanzania)

Sarkodie (Ghana)

Wizkid (Nigeria)

Best Female

Bucie (South Africa)

Busiswa (South Africa)

Seyi Shay (Nigeria)

Vanessa Mdee (Tanzania)

Yemi Alade (Nigeria)

Best New Act Transformed by Absolut

Anna Joyce (Angola)

Cassper Nyovest (South Africa)

Duncan (South Africa)

Patoranking (Nigeria)

Stonebwoy (Ghana)

Best Hip Hop

Cassper Nyovest (South Africa)

K.O. (South Africa)

Phyno (Nigeria)

Olamide (Nigeria)

Youssoupha (DRC)

Best Collaboration

AKA, Burna Boy, Da LES & JR: “All Eyes On Me” (SA/Nigeria)

Davido featuring Uhuru & DJ Buckz: “The Sound” (Nigeria/SA)

Diamond & Iyanya: “Bum Bum” (Tanzania/Nigeria)

Toofan & DJ Arafat: “Apero Remix” (Togo/Ivory Coast)

Stanley Enow & Sarkodie: “Njama Njama Cow Remix” (Cameroon/Ghana)

Best Live

Big Nuz (South Africa)

Diamond (Tanzania)

Flavour (Nigeria)

Mi Casa (South Africa)

Toofan (Togo)

Video of the Year

“Crazy” – Seyi Shay Featuring Wizkid; Director: Meji Alabi

“Doors” – Prime Circle; Director: Ryan Kruger

“Love You Everyday” – Bebe Cool; Director: Clarence Peters

“Nafukwa” – Riky Rick; Director: Adriaan Louw

“The Sound” – Davido Featuring Uhuru & DJ Buckz; Director: Sesan

Best Pop & Alternative

Fuse ODG (Ghana)

Jeremy Loops (South Africa)

Jimmy Nevis (South Africa)

Nneka (Nigeria)

Prime Circle (South Africa)

Best Francophone

DJ Arafat (Ivory Coast)

Jovi (Cameroon)

Laurette Le Pearle (DRC)

Tour 2 Garde (Ivory Coast)

Toofan (Togo)

Best Lusophone

Ary (Angola)

B4 (Angola)

Nelson Freitas (Cape Verde)

NGA (Angola)

Yuri Da Cunha (Angola)

Personality of the Year

Basketmouth (Nigeria)

Bonang Matheba (South Africa)

OC Ukeje (Nigeria)

Trevor Noah (South Africa)

Yaya Toure (Ivory Coast)

 

12th June 2015:Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

After the long wait, Friday has finally arrived, work-going bees can now breathe a sigh of relief! What’s hot on entertainment scene? Well, Bishop Allan Kiuna yesterday made headlines when he was seen showing off his brand new top of the class Range Rover. The man of the cloth aside, below are other captivating stories that will stir you up this morning:

#1KTN’s Betty Kyallo Grabs Nation’s Njoki Chege By The Collar, Pulls Her Up and Tells Her, ‘Shut Up B*tch!’ (Evidence)

#2Photos Of Mike Sonko’s Brand New Private Jet That Is Making Folks Scratch Their Heads

#3Social Media Gossip! Strange Circumstance Under Which This Pretty Girl Died Leaves The Internet Mouth Agape (Graphic Photos)

#4Willy Paul Reveals Something You Did Not Know About Gloria Muliro

#5Ghafla Exclusive: A Month after NTV Fired its Employees, Tension Rises As KTN Prepares To Drop a Bomb on Its Employees

#6The Funniest Reactions To Nyeri Women Chopping Off Their Men’s ‘Transformers’.

#7Huddah Monroe Agrees To Marry Radio Presenter Millard Ayo

#8Forget What You Heard, These Are The REAL Celebrities In Kenya. Even Google has Bowed Down

#9Janet Mbugua AKA Mrs. Ndichu Pulls A Bad Girl Stunt (Photo)

#10LANES: The Pricey Car Bishop Allan Kiuna Drives Will Drive You Wild With Jealousy (Photos)

Juliana Unchained: The Reason Why Everyone Is Talking About Former TPF Judge Juliana Kanyomozi (PHOTOS)

Its sad that Tusker Project Fame was scrapped off, because I am sure people would love to watch Juliana Kanyomozi once again, especially now that she is looking super hot.

The Ugandan songstress recently unleashed some photos on Instagram that had teh straightest of all girls oooh-ing and aa-hing at just how gorgeous she looked.

 

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Chinese Giant “OPPO” Launches Smart Phones In Kenya. Here Are The Interesting Details.

In the clamor for what can be referred to as  “the battle for supremacy” (for lack of more succinct terms). OPPO, a Chinese company launched a series of smartphones at the Norfolk earlier today. 

 Contrary to the age old stereotype that Chinese products are “phoney” and substandard, the lot that had congregated for the launch were astounded at the the high end phones which the management says, rather confidently, will rival industry’s big names like Apple, Samsung and LG.

The most striking feature was the rotating camera feature on their OPPO N3 and the slimness of the R5; it is actually one of the world’s most slimmest phone. It might be important to note that the OPPO phone is a pretty popular phone in Europe, Asia and the Americas with it’s tech-defying design and capability to charge 4 times faster than the average phone. It will come in handy for most of us who are constantly on their phones. 

More details on the phone shall be covered later. Here are, however, photos of how the launch went down.

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Forget The Posh Porsche, There Is An Aston Martin Vanquish In Town (photos)

It is the age of fast and ridiculously expensive cars. I’m not talking to folks that drive Mark X’s or Nissan Gtrs, even that BMW you’ve been crushing over doesn’t even come close to this. We are talking high-end, the Lamborghini Mucielago, Tron bikes and Rolls Roys Phantom kind of  high end.. 

 It almost feels like everyone is competing with everyone else to own that spot as having the finest car on this side of the world. While our able brothers in Dubai use these cars as taxis, here, it is a different thing. The cars have become synonymous with “Status quo”- the finer the classier. Just like smart phones.. and sometimes, eerr.. women. 

On Tuesday, we wrote about Jared Otieno and his posh Porsche.You can read the article here   

Barely 48 hours later, we got wind of an Aston Martin Vanquish that was spotted parked in some mall.  Check this out. 

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Ugandan Woman Brutally Assaults Her Toddler And Kenyans Are Outraged

Towards the end of last year, a video surfaced of a little girl being beaten by their house help. A video that caused severe outrage all over the continent and people bayed for the blood of this scoundrel of a house help.

She was soon arrested and charged in court and sentenced to only 4 years . Over the next few months more videos of house helps mistreating their employer’s children and others doing worse things such as molestation.

Now, this morning Robert Alai has shared a video of a woman beating her young daughter to a pulp, I don’t know what the world has come to but these must be the end times if someone would treat their own baby in such a manner. And teh worst part about it all, is that people are just looking on, seemingly unbothered by this aggravated assault. I wonder, are they just avoiding drama by minding their own business or is this the norm?

 

As Kenyan men gets their private parts chopped, Ugandan women are abusing their young and innocent kids. This is another video of a Ugandan woman clearly abusing the young child

Posted by Robert Alai Onyango on Wednesday, 10 June 2015

Here are some reactions from Kenyans disgusted and angered by this act of brutality:

 

Finlay Nyachio Mbs What’s so wrong with this Ugandan women? Why are they so bitter with children? Why do they want to imagine that children are the causes of their misfortunes? I need a gun like right now!!!!

Charles Ooko Omenjo: when stressed by men they submit to, then vent their anger on young and innocent children shame on them

Mary Achien’g: OMG. That woman should be prosecuted and jailed for child abuse and assault. The ones watching should also be enjoined qs accomplices. What has this world come to. Such a tiny little life – what could she have done to get such a beating.

Laar-venda A Dorcie: This is very bad. What’s wrong with these Ugandan women?nkt. This is like the second video in less than a year frown emoticon

Iman Irene Muthoni: Why get kids in the first place? You are meant to love and nurture your child not abuse. Some women are just so stupid. And people around are doing nothing. I would kill that woman personally if I found her doing that

Juma Odhiambo: How comes others are just watching? I have always been naive to think that women are not as evil as they have proved to be. Rcent incidences have shown that women have the potential to be more evil than men. Think about those from Nyeri who solve their problems by chopping off their husbands’ penis. They are potential murderers. Thus, they are poisonous to the society. We assume and wait till they commit murder before we can act.

John Mbugua: sombody put a leash on these Ugandan b***es…. I hav neva felt that murderous!!!! !

Joanne Judith :Na hana aibu!! and from the look of things, she is a mother. Hii ndio mtu husema you can kill a house help.

Kevin Were: children are innocent creatures….shame on them ….thought i think its not true…mums love there kids so much….

Aladin Ajikieza Nomdeguerre:I hate this woman. I really hate her! What the hell!!
Kama mimi ni baba ya huyo mtoi i can murder the woman. Dead!

 

Agikuyu! Here’s a Vernacular Laugh Night Just For You

Kenya’s most visible stand-up comedians all perform primarily in Swahili. There are others, however, who stay true to their roots and use their mother’s tongue as their medium of communication

With that in mind, Fanaka Arts pulls off yet another Gikuyu night full of laughter, it happens to be their 4th edition of KIKUYU COMEDY SHOW. As always, the evening will be a night full of endless laughter, wild music, bottomless drinks and tongue-clinging food.

 

The wild line-up of the stand-up comedians will be headed by the hilarious Kiengei, crazy Wagithomo Family, mad Mundu Particular and the gut-busting Proff. Mugweru This will be topped by the Kikuyu’s famous maestro John de Mathew

This has already been touted to be wildest rib-cracking Kikuyu Stand-up Comedy Show the industry will see. All Kikuyus will converge at Alliance Française on the 13th of June from 6pm.

Food, drinks, and music will be in plenty.

Date: 13th June, 2015

Time: From 6pm till late

Venue: Alliance Française Tented Gardens

Charges: 1,000/=

Ticket Hotline: 0724 040777/ 0733782215

Lipa na Mpesa Till No.:151303

 

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Why Nakumatt Supermarket Is Once Again Making Headlines (Photos)

The last time the country’s leading supermarket, Nakumatt, dominated headlines, it was for all the bad reasons. (Secretly overpricing commodities.)

Also read: This Is Why Nakumatt Is Trending On Twitter For The Wrong Reasons

This time round, Nakumatt attracted limelight after they publicly declared they were riding scandal-rich Maggi Noodles off their selves.

This new revelation came after Nestle’s Maggi Noodles were banned in India.

India’s food safety regulator banned Maggi Noodles after it was discovered it contained high levels of lead.

Even though Nestle maintained the noodles are safe for human consumption, Nakumatt announced it was withdrawing the noodles from its stores in Kenya, Uganda, Tanzania, Rwanda and South Sudan.

Mr John Abongs from Kenya Bureau of Standards (KEBS) had earlier issued a ‘verbal recall’ of the ‘hazardous’ products.

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Forget What You Heard, These Are The REAL Celebrities In Kenya. Even Google has Bowed Down

Here are the top celebrities based on monthly searches on Google.

The graphs below indicate how many people are searching for a particular person in a particular month and it seems socialites beat out ‘legit’ celebrities to grab the top 3 positions. With Vera Leading by a huge margin

1.Vera Sidika:

Vera Sidika enjoyed over 225,000 searches on June last year when she  bleached her skin and made international headlines, her popularity has declined in the months of July to October. Since then her popularity has petty much yo-yod

 

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2.Huddah Monroe

While Vera’s popularity is declining, Huddah seems to be getting more popular.Among the huddah Monroe searches include Huddah Monroe Twitter, Huddah Monroe and Prezzo, Huddah Monroe biography and Huddah Monroe twerking

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3.Corazon Kwamboka

When it comes to Corazon people are more concerned with her photos and twerk videos

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4.Robert Alai

 

 

 5.Janet Mbugua

 6.Jeff Koinange

 


 

 6.Wahu

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6. Caroline Mutoko

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6.Julie Gichuru

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10.Larry Madowo

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Thirst Trap! Brenda Wairimu’s Drop Dead Beautiful Sister Wows Many (Photo)

Beauty runs in the blood! Brenda Wairimu’s equally pretty sister is leaving internet users flared up with wild excitement!

Juliani’s wife, Brenda Wairimu, is an A-lister in as far as beauty is concerned. The sizzling hot actress took a sabbatical to tender to her young daughter that she welcomed sometimes in January.

Her social activities have not been reaching news outlets’ radar since she isn’t that active with her professional career.

Even so, Brenda has been posting few stuff on social media just to keep her fans engaged and most importantly not to forget about her altogether.

The new photo she uploaded attracted many eyes that got impressed at the first glance. Brenda’s drop dead beautiful sister is the reason why she has gained traction again.

If Brenda is hot, her sister is the superlative of the word. Yellow yellow, the kind that most men die to have by their shoulders.

 

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KTN’s Betty Kyallo Grabs Nation’s Njoki Chege By The Collar, Pulls Her Up and Tells Her, ‘Shut Up B*tch!’ (Evidence)

The day is Thursday, and the date is 15. Njoki Chege, one of the most controversial young writers in the 254, has been making a lot of noise on her Daily Nation column. She has courted enough controversy to irritate even the unborn and the ancestors.

This week she just hit Blue Subaru owners below their belts. She blasted them by calling them poor and cheap fame seekers. These are men and women who have struggled to make ends meet and by God’s grace they have grabbed a blue Subaru as their dream car.

Plus these ladies and gentlemen have managed to buy themselves a smart phone which they can use for various purposes. They also can afford to buy themselves a bottle of liquor to quench their thirst after a long busy week. They are middle class men and women.

And then here is a young girl who has not tasted life enough bashing at the little they have, completely ignoring the efforts they have made to become what they are today. All she cares about are parastatal heads, MDs, CEOs and managers of big companies driving crazy cars that leave Nairobians covering their mouths in amusement.

Today as Njoki Chege ranted once again on Blue Subaru owners, she hits KTN’s Betty Kyallo on her twins. Betty feels the pain and decides to teach Njoki Chege a lesson she will never forget.

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You see my friend, Betty Kyallo is a Subaru enthusiast. She has a big crush on subarus and cars in general. In fact she drives a Subaru which sometimes almost killed her. So Njoki Chege has closed the red line with her rant.

Betty walks up to Njoki, demands answers why she cant give blue Subaru owners their peace. As expected, Njoki ako na kiherehere. She pushes Betty away. Betty reacts angrily like a typical rattled Kamba lady. She walks up to Njoki Chege, grabs her blouse’s collar and tells, ‘B*tch would you mind shutting up and listen to this!”

She goes on to tell her:

(See next page for what Betty Kyallo told Njoki Chege)


 

 

“BLUE SUBARU UPRISING
There are some people … hahaha… who am I kidding, just one person who has decided to use their space to misinform and insult people based on what I can only imagine as their own insecurities. Usually I don’t care, but there has been a constant vilification (that’s criticism for you) of Subaru owners and especially BLUE SUBARUS … which is utterly juvenile… so indulge me for a second.

Motoring aficionados like myself appreciate a good vehicle, more so a championship winning one like Subaru. As a young child many years ago, my bedroom wall was cluttered with newspaper cuttings of Patrick Njiru’s BAT sponsored Subaru literally jumping off a deep rut at full throttle.

This image is still vivid today some 20 years later. As a child I asked myself what made a Subaru A Subaru: is it the loud ear splitting exhaust note or the deep engine warble of the EJ20TT flat four with 16 valves? These questions became my focus for many years until I became well aware of what makes the Subaru brand achieve such love and (undeserved, infantile and always ignorant) hatred at the same time.

The founding fathers at Subaru wanted to be different from the Toyotas and Nissan’s that had already made a name for themselves in Japan and beyond. With extensive knowledge from the aviation industry, Fuji Heavy industries (Subaru’s parent company) decided to power their vehicles with the aircraft derived ‘boxer’ engine coupled with its symmetrical drive train layout.

Get it? … Good!

 

Three world championships later and Subaru became a success story. The 555 Impreza with the blue and yellow livery, massive rear spoiler, ear deafening exhaust with gold Enkei rims became synonymous with every 12 year old in the 1990’s.

Back to reality all the boys and girls (oh yes… we love them too) who loved Subaru are grown now, with the ability to buy that Subaru that made them feel like super heroes. So when you see a fast and loud Subaru zoom past you (if you are able to), remember that that’s a man or a woman living a childhood dream. Yes sometimes these ‘boys’ get carried away with these fast machines but always remember when you are in your tiny hatchback, don’t hate but appreciate.

The thrill derived from driving a turbo-charged Subaru is second to none, that handling precision of its dual inverted struts, 300 Horse Power + 2000cc EJ20TT engine and symmetrical all wheel drive with driver controlled central differential unit all in one package is a heavenly feeling that your hatchback will never at any time achieve.

Word to the ignorant, you cannot judge a person by the car he/she drives… but seeing as you already have, you have inaccurately labeled the Subaru driver a ‘boy’. But you know or maybe you don’t… Boys don’t handle heavy machinery like the Subie and only boys care for such ludicrous opinions. Peace!

Betty Kyallo, Proud BLUE Subaru Owner, Car enthusiast”.

I want to assume this came with a slap on Njoki Chege. 

It is Thursday good people. It is #TBT. This happened in January 15, 2015 when Betty responded to Njoki through her facebook account.She, however, did not grab her collar, neither did she call her b*tch. How else would you click had I not put that in the title?

What a throwback!

 

 

 

Random Men Grind Risper Faith’s Gigantic Booty In A Club (Video)

There is nothing good for the Team Mafisi like getting a free ride; grinding socialite Risper Faith’s gigantic booty.

Risper is a well endowed lady, lots men crave for her fundamentals. The only way to get a piece of Risper without being charged is attending parties where she is revving.

Wait a minute, before we go any farther, hope you are all aware today is throwback Thursday, right? Well, today we shine light on past events that shook the entertainment scene.

Before we continue, hope you also know Risper is now a reformed lady. She claims she saw the light.

Back to business, before Risper proclaimed her salvation, she was as ratchet as hell. Random dudes used to grind her in a club.

Risper would approach guys on stage in a club and offer them her titanic butt. Men would grind her but she would dash off when they attempt to touch her bum.

Such scenario once happened when the cameras were running. Check out the video below:

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Prison Bae: Check Out The Worlds’ Hottest Criminals. Number 4 And 5 Are Too Hot

 

When you envision a criminal you see a dirty, unsightly rogue, but this criminals will make you rethink it all.

Because they will not only steal your wallet but your heart too…meet the hottest people ever arrested in the world, you might want to put a ring on it!

 

1.Stéphanie Beaudoin

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Criminal Charges:  breaking and entering, theft and handling stolen property, illegally owning and storing a cache of nine firearms.

2.Name: Jeremy Meeks

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Criminal Charges: Firearm possession in Stockton, California.

 


 

 

3.Meagan Mccullough

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Arrested fro Driving Under Influence back in 2010

4 Sean Kory

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Arrested for assault after he beat up a guy dressed up as a FOX News reporter

 


 

5.Angela Coates

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Arrested for being too sexy?  This Latina beauty was arrested  for disorderly conduct in Dekalb County, Georgia, in August 2014.

6.Alexandria Layce Martinez-Davis

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She is accused of romancing  men and stealing their stuff, among the items she has looted is a Rolex watch, Gucci shoes, $2,000 in cahs.

 

 

 

Julie Gichuru Flies Abroad For A VERY Important Function. Her Mission Will Excite Ladies Mostly! (Photo)

 

Citizen TV’s anchor, Julie Gichuru, is arguably the most travelled media personality in Kenya. Her numerous trips this time round saw her visiting the tiny East African nation of Rwanda.

Julie yesterday represented Kenyan women at the launch of ‘New Faces, New Voices’ Rwanda Chapter; a Pan-African advocacy group that focuses on expanding the role and influence of women in the financial sector.

The event was graced by the continent’s influential namely; Rwandese first Lady Jeannette Kagame, Nelson Mandela’s widow, Graça Machel, Vice Governor of the National Bank of Rwanda Monique Nsanzabaganwa, Equity Bank CEO and Managing Director, Dr. James Mwangi, Julie Gichuru herself among others.

New Faces, New Voices is a movement that was founded by Machel in 2010 in partnership with the African Development Bank and other Global Institutions to change the financial status of women.

Below is photo of all the big names that graced the function:

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“Every Woman I Kissed Sexually Left Me Feeling Wrong and Dirty” Binyavanga Wainaina

 

Ever since he came out to the world at the beginning of last year, Binyavanga has been dubbed one of the most courageous and most influential homosexuals in Africa.

His bold outfits and even bolder declarations have made headlines all over the world,Ever since he came out to the world at the beginning of last year, Binyavanga has been dubbed one of the most courageous and most influential homosexuals in Africa. His bold outfits and even bolder declarations have made headlines all over the world,

But as he pours his heart out on a Facebook post, one can tell that things have not always been rosy. He talks about struggling with asexuality, love and heterosexuality until an unlikely event happened and it changed his life forever:

This is what he writes:

  In my 20s, I wanted to be assexual. I let my body grow very fat (safe from desire). I become the group rustic – big dreads to hide under, oversize clothes, never shave, a story of huggable bear who never lets anybody close. I decided to love groups, buddies, cliques. Like many queers, become the class clown. Nobody asks you who u are with. U make sure they have no reason to ask you. You put out the vibe that u are beyond sex and loving. U are available to advise everybody. U are a public person, in your room you wank a lot. Alone. I did the work diligently of guiding everybody to not see me as a sexual person a person needing love. I was the highest defender of all closets. I made all those who love me expect little of me. I expected very little of me. It nearly destroyed me. I buried a friend who died of shame ..I would have expired the same way, slowly degraded again and again. Until I was thirty I really thought kisses were dirty. Every women I kissed sexually left me feeling wrong and dirty. So, I told myself sex itself is bad. It was a male escort who kissed me and made me feel I deserved to tingle from a kiss. Imagine that. A French Canadian man in Montreal. Imagine that. Fucker saved my life.

 

 

LANES: The Pricey Car Bishop Allan Kiuna Drives Will Drive You Wild With Jealousy (Photos)

When you think of filthy rich people who rake in millions each year, techpreneurs such as Bill Gates, politicians, business tycoons and CEOs often come to mind.

Rarely do you ever think of evangelism as a money minting business, but as the Kanyaris and Kiunas have proven spreading the gospel has become a money-spinning business. Especially due to the reality that churches are exempted from paying taxes.

 

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kiuna_car_2.jpgIn fact, thanks to the Gospel, you can now live in lavishness, afford to take your children to the best schools, own private jets, enjoy foreign trips and own the latest cars in the market.
Such as this beautiful car that Bishop owns which I hear is the latest Range Rover Sports Model.
Lanes my people, lanes.

Shock As Nyota Ndogo Wants Colonel Mustafa’s Genitals Chopped Off

If you thought we are done with Nyota Ndogo and Colonel Mustafa beef then you are in for a rude shock. In fact when we thought it was ending, it was actually starting.

The two artistes have been trading insults on social media for the last three weeks or so and Nyota Ndogo roasted the Dodoma Singida singer even more when she appeared on Larry Madowo’s the Trend show last Friday.

The genesis of their hatred is not very clear but it seems no amount of reconciliation will save the situation here.

Nyota Ndogo is yet again on Mustafa’s neck, this time arguing that the singer should be somewhere in Nyeri waiting for his genitals to be chopped off.

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Two Nyeri have been making news after they chopped off their men’s genitals and this has made Nyota Ndogo believe her nemesis deserves a chopping expedition so that he can tame himself.

Nyota Ngodo posted in her istagram account on how men who beat their wives should be transported to Nyeri to have their transformers chopped off.

A fan asked if Mustafa should be among them and Nyota Ndogo said it could be the best place for him.

 

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  • IKIWA WEWE UNAJISKIA MWANAMUME SANA UNAEPENDA KUPIGA MKEO NENDA KAISHI NYERI.UKIRUDI UTAKUA UMENYOOKA NAKUBADILIKA

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  • Haha hao madem wa nyeri wamezidi @nyota_ndogo peleka mustafa huko hehe
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  • Michael unakaa muoga sana.basi kamshike mkono umpeleke.yenyewe kwamfaa yeye

 

We are waiting to see how Mustafa comes out on this latest hammering from his fellow artiste.

Photos Of Mike Sonko’s Brand New Private Jet That Is Making Folks Scratch Their Heads

Have you heard about the private jet everyone is murmuring about? Well, it has caused a stir on social media!

Does Sonko own the jet really? Word in the street is that Nairobi Senator, Mike Sonko, bought a luxurious jet with room for 10.

This ‘unconfirmed’ news got a big boost after the flamboyant law maker was spotted flying a plane.

See also: Mike Sonko Raises Eyebrows After He Was Spotted Flying A Plane!

It all started after some dude in close contact with the Senator claimed he was onboard Sonko’s plane when it was flown to Lokichogio for flight test.

The guy posted photos of the plane to bring on board any doubting thomases. He says the plane cruises at a speed of 829 KM per hour.

K24’s Jamila Mbugua was among the first celebrities that gave the dude her trust. She posted a screenshot of the guy’s revelations on her timeline adding her own words; ‘If a man’s toys define him, then this guy is on point.’

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Sonko himself hasn’t confirmed or denied owning the said jet that is a making haters seat uneasy.

Visit the next page to see photos of the said Jet that belongs to Sonko:



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MP Stuns Parliament With His Message To Nyeri Women After The Chopping Fiasco

Nyeri County has been in the headlines recently for all the wrong reasons. In less than a week, two men are the subject of discussion all over the republic after their wives chopped off their genitals.

The two incidences have badly portrayed how men are suffering in their homes at the hands of their sweethearts.

This has prompted a heated discussion across the country, with many castigating the unnatural acts portrayed by this perverted women who find ‘solace’ in hurting their men below their belts.

The latest to condemn the unfortunate happenings is Igembe South MP Mithika Lintuli. Speaking in parliament, Lintuli wondered why women are chopping off their men’s genitals when it is something they enjoy every time.

His words were full of humour but at the end of the day the message was home.

Listen to this audio of the MP stunning parliament with his words:

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Nameless Gets Down And Dirty As He Grinds On A Number Of Women In Australia (Photos)

 

One of Kenya’s most energetic performers is in Australia for his tour there.

So far, he has performed to droves of people in Adelaide, Perth and Melbourne. As you are all aware, a Nameless concert is not complete without his bumping and grinding on a girl and he outdid himself in the land of Kangaroos. With many girls enjoying a moment in the sun against his laps

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CABU GAH DIARIES: Shut Up Already! You Little Gospel Clowns….Enough Of The Poverty Blah Blah Blah

 

I am getting sick and tired of getting sick and tired of listening to these Gospel whizkids repeating their same old,’I was brought up in poverty’ non-story. Oh please…We’ve heard it enough,now,can we all move on? Please!?

Every time these vaunted Gospel-and even Secular,by the way- music clowns win any sort of Award,they go all in,flooding the flooded hall with the same old tales of just what a life of abject penury they were brought up in and sensationalizing their torrid past with the perfect theatrics of an Italian Opera prima donna.

Every time these kids make any sort of success, however little or downright bland,we are dragged through the same old ‘My past was full of struggle’ chorus. Every time they bag an Award or achieve some sort of typical milestone, woe unto us!

Boss,it’s getting stale now. Very absolutely stale.

There are a million successful people today who made it without having to rub their struggle story onto the noses of every hapless person who was unfortunate enough to listen to them…

There are a millions of successful people today,running shit around, stacking real cash, climbing all sorts of ladders, winning everything and anything who were brought up in Children Homes,orphanages,brought up by their sickly grandmothers, brought up in trenches and in grungy shacks…And still,You will never see them blow their past out of proportion. Or rub it so in,so deep…as these ‘successful’ Kenyan stars do.

Yup,You were brought up in a slum,You lived a life of outright pennilessness, your momma clawed her way through charcoal burrows to see you grow up and your papa wasn’t even around to cash those cheques…Ok,Ok…News Flash; Billions of people are going through that life RIGHT NOW,. And those billions of people,will,somehow,just like you, make it too…And strike it big. But No,You won’t see them blow the story out of proportion like you do,You won’t see them sensationalize it like you do,and you won’t see them create a billion disjointed songs around it like you do.

You won’t ever’ see them! Ever!

We all have a past…maybe not as bad as yours, maybe not as gruesome as yours, maybe not as impoverished as yours but still,we had a past.

We all have a story,maybe not as captivating as yours,maybe not as bewildering as yours,maybe not as grim as yours but still,It’s a story.

But you don’t see us walking around ready to splash it across the streets every time we win in life. Or wear medals.

You don’t see us walking around,looking like mobile memoirs,ready to be read and analyzed and awed upon by the masses.

So,just like us,SHUT UP! Please!

You ain’t the first to come out of the slums…And you won’t be the last. You are not the first to walk to school bare feet. And you won’t be the last.

Dammit! You ain’t the first batch of orphans ever invented. And sure as hell,You won’t be the last!

So,Little kids,once you win any sort of Award,however inconsequential or rigged,go up that stage,collect it like a pro,say a little thank you to whichever God/god you worship or people you want,drag your little clown ass down the stairs and sink it in your seat. In peace!

Spare us the tears…The ‘I was brought up in the slums‘ bullshit,the ‘my past was…’ nonsense and the ‘If I made it you will make it too’ bullcrap!

You are a musician. A bad one,actually. Not a motivational Speaker! If I wanted to be motivated,I’d buy a Joyce Meyer book. Not listen to you. Or watch you cry yourself silly in an attempt to inspire me. Or remind me where you are from.

And one more thing,stop mentioning the silly names of your silly slums in all of your silly songs! One song is enough…Maybe two. And then,MOVE ON!

You are in the studio to sing songs…Not to yell your autobiographies.

Njenga Karume had a worse start than all of ya’ll. But he dint spend all his political lfe reminding us that. He just wrote a book,detailed all his charcoal past in it,we bought it,read it,got the message and stashed the book away. Simple!

You should all try that…Little crying kids. Little slum kids. Little ‘I was brought up poor’ kids’. Little Inspirational figures.

Lord,It’s getting insanely’ boring! And I can’t stand another ‘I used to sleep hungry’ story.

We all slept hungry at some point,You attention-loving,emotional wrecks!

Oh,and by the way,do you know just what a horrible horrible life all our Record-breaking,World-dominating Athletes went through? Growing up in the cold,dusty hills of Eldoret? Iten? They went through a worse life than you.

And they are making much-infact,muuuuuch more- millions than all of you,they are known by much more people than you,they’ve won bigger Awards than you and are celebrated by much more people than you…

But when is the last time you saw a successful jackpot-winning Kenyan athlete regale us with endless tales of their horrible upbringing in Kapsapet? Kabarnet? Maralal? When?

Learn from them. No,seriously,learn from these athletes.

Good Lord! Can I get some Flirt Vodka?!

 

Kenya’s Party Haven, Nax Vegas, Organizes Yet Another Rave Night, Going Down Tomorrow

It is that time again when all roads lead to Nakuru, the wildest place to party. It’s no secret that Nax is the most happening time when it comes to partying. Nax is just too much heat! 

This Friday they will be coming through again, with yet another sick party! Courtesy of Hero Radio. Dubbed ‘ Funky Friday’ the night promises to be nothing short epic. On the decks will be Dj Lean and Dj Nitro Slimm. This party will be held at Nax Vegas Lounge, which has actually become a small heaven for many revelers all over Kenya. It is now sacred ground for most party junkies and I do not blame them, all it takes is one night at this blissful area, and you shall never look back.

Damage to the pockets? None!

Doors open at 8.00pm and we party till late at night.

Bahati Slaps Himself Hard For Misbehaving At The Groove Awards…(Photo)

Gospel wonder boy Kevin Bahati may have made headlines for all the good reasons during the Groove Awards ceremony over the weekend, but the singer is slapping his head quite hard for how he carried himself during the awards.

Bahati made headlines for scooping four major awards at the expense of his close competitor Willy Paul and many poured out congratulatory messages for the young singer.

The singer has, however, put all his success behind him to re-look into how he behaved during the ceremony.

Bahati shed tears when he was presented with the awards. This is not the first time the singer is crying in front of cameras for scooping a major award.

When he won his first award a year ago, Bahati shed tears uncontrollably and later promised that who would not cry again.

But the same thing happened over last weekend and it is now that Bahati is realizing what he did. This has prompted the singer to slap himself with these words:

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I had Promised Myself not to Cry….. Saaasa hiziiii ni Aibuuu gaaaniii